"Your Life Doesn't Count" is a song from "The Question." It is sung by the planets, showing Gumball and Darwin that their lives are inconsequential. However, they do it relatively slowly due to their large sizes.


Venus: A-one
Jupiter: Two
Mercury: Three!

Venus: When you think you've got a problem
And your life is full of doubt,
Venus and Mercury: Remember in the scheme of things
Your life just doesn't count!

Jupiter: To you, a leaf might seem quite small,
Jupiter and Saturn: But to an ant, it's ten feet tall.
Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Venus and Mars: It's hard to be objective,
So we'll offer some perspective

Planet: You think there's nothing greater than the planet you call Earth
But Earth can seem quite skinny next to Neptune's mighty girth

Neptune: [spoken] Oi...
Earth: [spoken] Relax!

Planets: 'Cause when you think you've got a problem
If you're thinner or you're fatter
Remember in the scheme of things
Your life just doesn't matter

Now the Sun can make us all feel small
'Cause he's the biggest of us all
But that's just in the Solar System
Bigger things than that exist

The Milky Way, the galaxy
And don't forget the universe
Mars and Venus: That's just the ones we know about
They're huge compared to you or us

Uranus: You're tiny and you're miniscule, irrevelant, a speck
Upon the dark side of that rock, you're just a measly little fleck
Your life may last a century on Earth, or maybe quicker
But up here, a hundred years is just a flash, a blip, a flicker!

Mercury: So
Venus: when
Mars: you
Think you've got a problem
When your life is full of doubt,
Remember in the scheme of things
Your puny, little, tiny, weeny,
Meager, futile, worthless, teeny,
Boring, foolish, pointless, minimal,
Wretched, gloomy, bleak, and pitiful
Life just does not count!


[4.75 billion years later...]
Planets: just does not count!

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Themes OpeningEndingYes / No Continue?Indian intro
Season One I Wanna Be FreeFine LadySugar Rush SongPlease Do It Larry!We Won!I'm a BallerinaA Music VideoThe Inner WarriorNo More GiRefund the WorldThe Dumb SongThe Honesty RapYou Gotta Think BigBecause We're MenDanny BoyToday's Gonna Be a Wonderful Day!When Life Hands You Lemons
Season Two I Wanna Study with Your DaughterPizza RapPizza Pizza PizzaWe're Rich!What He Thinks About Us!No More Mr. Nice Guy!It's Christmas EveChristmas is CancelledAberdeenDon't Know MeMy Little OnesBabyThe Baddest Kid In PrisonWho's Gettin' Candy?Lunch SongLittle SquirrelBaby AnaisThe AnaihilatorThe Power To FightInternet SongThe Amazing World of ElmoreRise of the BacteriaBecause We're Men
Season Three Make the Most of ItA New StartKooky SongStalker SongKeep SmilingJust Notice UsBacon RapLove Can Set You FreeIf You're Happy and You Know ItHey RockyShe's the BestIt's LoveCome On NowI is for IncredibleSluzzle Tag SongElmore Help DeskEat or Be EatenYour Life Doesn't CountSpaghetti and MeatballsLife Can Make You SmileI Saw a Big ParadeJust You and MeImaginateJoyful Burger Jingle
Season Four I'm AssociatedAim for the TopWe are the Senior CitizensWe Are FamilyNever Gonna Let You Go99 Bottles of Age-Appropriate Beverage On The WallI Say BananaThe Wicked SongI'm On My WayTake My AdviceWhat is Love?Ketchup RapI'm a BunHappy DayBooks Are ViolentMy Lonely Backside And IStay AliveWeird Like You And MeDouble, Double Toil and TroubleHow Low Would You Go?It's A Lovely Morning
Season Five It's A Lovely MorningI Can SingBe Your Own YouPotatoThis Is from the IRSThe DayThe Everything SongWe Wreck 'EmWithout YouCome On NowThrough the Eyes of a KidWorkplace StressHere to StayYou Gotta Think BigFeel the HeatWork That BodyI VowBanana DanceLove Me ForeverA Sorcerer's ApprenticeYour FriendshipGoodbyeHey There SussieI Am FreeI'm SingingBilly Parham in Your HouseIf I Told YouFilth, Filth, All AroundI Prefer All My Food FriedYou're a Hairy LadyThe Hurt I FeelBanana SymphonyThe Small HoursEmployee of the MonthI Found A FryHead Shot, Body ShotJust Give Up And CryThe Fun Will Never End
Season Six Season After SeasonWith a FriendA FriendThere Can Only Be OneThe Vermin ManDad RockTake a Rest, Sit DownLife Is Beautiful32 Donkeys Playing on a SledWithout YouDoctor RapDill Pickle RapIf It's Too Hard To ForgiveHe's BackMake Me a CakePuppiesSummer LullabyI Still Look Forward ToAll Hail All Hallow's Eve!I'm Ready for LoveOut of SyncRed, Orange, YellowHashtag TrendingJingle DanceOne-SevenNever Beat the FeelingThe Objects of ElmoreBanana Symphony
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