Nigel Brown: You're a hairy lady
Hair from your head to your toes, girl
You're a hairy lady
You even got hair up your nose, girl
I see you talkin' with those other boys
I see you speakin', I don't hear no noise
Too busy lovin all that fur, I see
Your body's hairier than a bumblebee
You're my honey, girl
Hairy girls, y'all best believe I'm a connoisseur
I look away if I don't see that matted fur
Hugging you is like a hug from a grizzly bear
Did I happen to mention I'm really into body hair, yeah
Larry: [spoken] Oh, please, no.
Nigel Brown: [spoken] You promised.
Larry: [Rapping] It's plain to see you give your barber every night off
Every drain in your house is a total write-off
Girl, you looking like a fur-covered miracle
And all those follicles, they got me waxing lyrical
Nigel Brown: 'Cause your hairy bod makes the guys all swoon
Don't shave or pluck or wax any time soo—
- The song was composed by Ben Champion, who also provides Principal Brown's singing voice, as opposed to his usual voice actor Steve Furst.