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Weird Food[]
Gumball: It's that food I always dream about. I imagined it and now it's here!
Darwin: What does it taste like?
Gumball: I don't know. I never tasted it in my dreams.
Darwin: [whispers] Do it.
[Gumball turns rainbow colors, along with a rainbow background after eating it.]
Darwin: Well? What was it like?
Gumball: Meh.
BirdPlaneBird[]
Darwin: [slurps]
Bird-Plane-Bird: [squawk]
Darwin: Dude, I'm sorry. You want a sip?
Bird-Plane-Bird: Naturally, my dear... boy. Almost there, oop- that's the ticket.
Darwin: Just give me---
Bird-Plane-Bird: Yes. Just a little to the left.
Darwin: Just let me---
Bird-Plane-Bird: Ooh. Almost got it that time. Yes, can't wait to be enjoying that delicious drink. Oh, yes. Oh, ha. JUST GIVE ME THE DRINK!
Darwin: [splats all over Bird-Plane-Bird]
Bird-Plane-Bird: How... How... refreshing.
Darwin: Oh. Any time.
Gnomes[]
Gumball: We're in Imaginationland! Anything we imagine here becomes a reality!
Darwin: Anything?
Gumball: Yeah!
Darwin: Okay, wait. I have something super cool.
[pop noise]
Gnome: Gnome.
Gumball: It's a gnome.
Darwin: Cool, right? I'm gonna call him Percy. No. Winston. Wait. No. Percy! I'm gonna stick with Percy.
Gumball: Okay, dude, obviously this whole thing is wasted on you. Let me show you how it's done. [grunt]
[pop noise]
Gnome: Gnome.
Darwin: Cool, another gnome!
Gumball: [angrily] You've gotten in my head with your weird gnome thing. I can't think of anything else. Flying motorcycle, flying motorcycle, flying motorcycle.
[pop noise]
Gnome: Gnome.
Darwin: Yay!
Gumball: [grunts]
Beards[]
Gumball: Dude, anything we imagine here becomes real!
Darwin: That's awesome! Uh, Gumball, promise you won't laugh.
Gumball: I promise.
Darwin: Well, I've always wanted to know what its like to have hair.
Gumball: Go for it, dude.
Darwin: [grunts]
[pop noise]
Gumball: [snickers]
Darwin: What?
Gumball: [laughing] I thought you meant on your head!
Darwin: You promised!
Gumball: Okay, okay. I'm sorry, dude. Wait. I-I think you're gonna like this. [grunts]
[pop noise]
Gumball: It's like ketchup on cereal. You don't think it's gonna work, but somehow it just does. It really does.
Insulting Voices[]
Gumball: Dude, I'm you! [voicing a Darwin puppet, high-pitched] Hey, look at me. My name is Darwin Watterson. Gumball is my personal hero.
Darwin: Is that seriously what you think I sound like?
Gumball: [normal voice] It's always weird when I hear your own voice back. [voicing Darwin puppet, high-pitched] Look at me! I'm---
Darwin: [voicing a Gumball puppet, Cockney acent] 'Ello, Guvnor! Gumball's the name. Avin' a big ole butt's the game!
Gumball: [normal voice] That is not what I sound like!
Darwin: [normal voice] Well, my voice isn't that high!
Gumball: I don't know why you're getting so upset!
Darwin: I don't know why you're getting so upset!
Gumball: [voicing Darwin puppet, high-pitched] I'm sorry, dude.
Darwin: [voicing Gumball puppet, Cockney accent] I'm sorry, too, me lad.
[birds chirp in the background]
Infinite Loop[]
Gumball: Darwin, check it out!
Darwin: I've got one, too!
Gumball: [another puppet pops out of the first one] Wait. What just happened? Am I my hand puppet's hand puppet now?
[another Darwin puppet pops out of the first one, then a third one pops out of each]
Darwin: Aah! I can't decide if this is terrifying or actually kind of cool!
Gumball: In that case, just go with it, dude.
[a fourth puppet pops out of each, then a fifth]
Both: Whoo-hoo!
[a sixth puppet pops out of each, then a seventh, and finally an eighth]
Pineapple[]
Gumball: Dude, I-I think I'm allergic to myself.
Darwin: What?!
Gumball: [sneezes]
Pineapple: Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness! I've always wanted a mouth. Finally, I can si...
Gumball: [scratches Pineapple on his face] Whoa. Thanks, dude.
Pineapple: Best... day... ever!
Darwin: Did you hear something?
Cool to be Felt[]
Gumball: It feels weird being a puppet.
Darwin: Dude, totally.
Gumball: My face feels like carpet. It's... weirdly soothing.
Darwin: My face feels more like the fine fuzz on a peach.
Gumball: Oh, let me try! [rubs hands on Darwin's face] Hm, fuzzy.
Darwin: [rubs hands on Gumball's face] It feels like the inside of a slipper.
Gumball: Hmm. Is this weird?
Darwin: Nope.
Gumball: Cool. Just wanted to check.
Cleaning Up[]
[Grady is cleaning the windows while a video game chatter is heard]
Frank: [offscreen] No!
Howdy: [offscreen] No way!
Frank: Back in the game!
Howdy: I don't even--- Whoa! What? Are you serious?
Frank: Oh, no, you didn't!
Howdy: [singing] He's only gone and done it!
Frank: Now that is the best game ever.
Howdy: Right. Best out of 250, then.
Grady: [throws cleaning tool at Frank and Howdy] No! You two promised you'd help me clean after that round! Now, come on!
Howdy: Oh, Grady, this place isn't so bad. I mean, sure, it's a bit---
Frank: Whoa!
Howdy: Oh, my goodness!
[sad fanfare on video game; screen shifts and a whirring vacuum is heard]
Frank: Boring Grady making me clean up my mess. [gasps]
[romantic music plays]
Frank: Who is she?
[a montage starts; first Frank and the wooden jar try to eat berries, next they try to play tennis, next the jar tries to make a painting of Frank, and finally they share a drink]
Frank: [covers up the jar again] I shall return, my love. [giggles]
Grady: [finds a photo of Gumball as a baby] Oh. Good times.
Howdy: [coughs] Please, sir. Can we stop now? I'm ever so tired, and I think I'm starting to come down with a case of the old cleaner's lung. [coughs]
Grady: Oh, nonsense. We've only been cleaning for three and a half minutes. Look at that pile of junk over ther... Oh, who is she?
[another montage starts with Grady replacing Frank, before Frank stops him]
Frank: Hey! She's my girlfriend. I saw her first.
Grady: Dream on, mop top! She's into Grady!
Frank: Me!
Grady: Me!
Howdy: You guys are being so weird.
Grady: Me!
Frank: Me! Me!
Wooden jar: [clears throat] You covered me in garbage, and you haven't even spoken to me. It's a big no to both of you bozos. Hmph!
Howdy: Sorry, fellas. Looks like your tactic of being incredibly weird backfired somehow. Say, I know what might cheer you up.
Grady: You're going to help me clean?
Howdy: Absolutely not. [scene cuts to Frank and Howdy playing video games] Whoa!
Frank: Oh, no, you did not!
Howdy: I don't even---
Frank: Get him!
Grady: Hold on a minute. This is a terrible game.
[air horn blows]
Spoons[]
Howdy: Almost there, Frank! Only one piece left to go.
[the screen shifts to reveal that it is a two-piece puzzle of a dog]
Frank: Uhh... there! [places the second piece on the top of the first] I did it!
Grady: Guys, stop everything and listen. The worst thing imaginable has happened.
Frank: Oh, my goodness, no. We've run out of marzipan?! [places hands on cheeks]
Grady: What? No. The house spoon is not in its designated holding place. Could someone tell me how I'm supposed to see my reflection all silvery and handsome and egg-shaped without it? One of you must have the spoon!
Howdy: Well, don't look at me.
Frank: Or me. All I've got's this metal balloon.
Grady: [gasps] Give it to me, Frank.
Frank: No! It's my friend, Douglas the Metal Balloon.
Grady: Don't you sass me now, Frank. I want that precious spoon. I must have it. You will give it to me!
Frank: Never, never, never! He's mine, and you can't have him.
Howdy: Wait. I know how we can decide who gets to use the spoon.
Grady: Fine. As long as it doesn't involve music... or dancing.
Frank and Howdy: Dance off!
[electronic dance music plays]
Howdy: [microphone voice] Fantastic! Unbelievable, bodacious! Outrageous! Who will win the house spoon?
Frank: [microphone voice] Yes, yeah! I like that!
[somber medieval music plays, before an air horn blows]
Howdy: And the winner of the house spoon is... Keyboard Dog!
[cheers and applause]
Grady: [thinking] No! It's mine, all mine! If I can't have it, then no one will! [speaking] Ohh!
Frank and Howdy: [gasps]
Grady: Sweet Neptune, what have I done?
Frank: Don't worry, Grady. If it will cheer you up, you can borrow one of my metal balloons!
Howdy: Uh, Grady, are you okay?
Grady: So... many... spoons.
[laughter]
Bored[]
[soothing piano music, plays; birds are chirping]
Grady: [reading] Ah. Yes. Hmm.
Frank: Grady. Grady. Grady?
Grady: Mm. Hmm.
Frank: Grady! Grady! Grady! Grady!
Grady: What? What is it, Frank?
Frank: Grady, I'm bored.
Grady: So? What do you want from me? Find something to do. Go and play with your tunnel of fun or your remote control bean.
[Howdy is painting a picture of a character that is half-Gumball and half-Darwin.]
Frank: Howdy. Howdy. HOWDY!
Howdy: Aah! What? What do you want, Frank?
Frank: I'm bored, Howdy.
Howdy: So? What do you want me to do about it? Go and find something to do. Why don't you go and play with your ultra cosmic, fun-a-tronic, totally mega mega machine?
Frank: No, no, no! It's run out of batteries! I'm so bored, and no one wants to help me! [crying]
Grady: Hey. Okay, okay. We'll help, Frank. Just stop crying.
Frank: [stops crying] Really? What are you gonna do?
[screen shifts to black]
Frank: [singing] 1, 2, 3, 4! Everything is boring, I don't care! No way. Everything is rubbish everywhere, yeah! I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored! I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored! I'm bored. [speaking] Mm, mm, mm, mm!
Grady: Frank, how can you still be bored? We've tried everything.
Frank: Hold on a minute. Not bored. That's not what I meant. What's the one where you feel like you want to go to sleep?
Howdy: Sleepy.
Frank: Yes! That's the one! I'm not bored. Grady, Howdy, I'm sleepy! [laughs]
Grady and Howdy: THEN GO TO SLEEP!
Frank: Oh. Okay.
[thud noise; Frank is now snoring]
Grady and Howdy: [groan]
Telly[]
Grady and Howdy want to make a TV show, but they cannot figure out whether to make a documentary or a fun show. They ask Frank for his opinion, but he does not help them. In the end, Grady decides to make a documentary about mud and Howdy, who still wants to make a fun show, is his guest. Grady ends up covered in mud, but he is unbothered because the audience loves the show.
Grump[]
- Gumball: You've not seen them yet, but no.
- Darwin: Seen what?
- Gumball: [Insistant] No!
- Darwin: [Grabs box and looks inside; gasps] Grady, Frank and Howdy!