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[Episode begins at the lookout point on a beautiful evening with a pink sunset over the ocean. Principal Brown and Miss Simian drive up to the cliff.]

Lucy Simian: Oh, Nigel, what a beautiful spot you've brought me to!

Nigel Brown: Ah, yes, sorry, this satnav's been playing up all week. [taps his satnav screen] Silly thing. We should've been at the city dump by now.

Lucy Simian: But look at the sunset. Isn't it romantic?

Nigel Brown: Oh! That reminds me, we've really gotta clean this car, it's so messy!

Lucy Simian: [leans in, whispers] It's the perfect evening to say those three little words to show how much you care about me.

Nigel Brown: Oh. Um, th-th-three little words, eh? [The car starts rolling down as Lucy leans in for a kiss. ] Um, uh-h....Parking brakes off. [She fumes as they pick up speed and crash at the bottom.]

Advice from the Single Guys

[The next day, in the teachers' lounge. Mr. Corneille is reading a book while Mr. Small stares despondently at his phone.]

Mister Small: Oh, man. Online dating is complicated. Women are so hard to read these days. Like, what does this mean? [Shows his phone to Mr. Corneille] "Your payment has been declined."

Moonchild Corneille: You do realize that's a pizza delivery app, right? What did you think those chili symbols meant?

Mister Small: Fiery?

[Principal Brown walks in, looking dejected.]

Nigel Brown: Ugh!

Moonchild Corneille: Whoa, what's wrong?

Nigel Brown: I don't know how to express my feelings towards Lucy!

Moonchild Corneille: [suavely] Heh, feelings? You don't need feelings! You're a guy! Feelings on guys are like elbows on a fish. [whispers] They just get in the way.

Mister Small: Do fish have elbows?

Nigel Brown: Look, I know how I feel. I just can't seem to find the words.

Moonchild Corneille: Huh! Words? You don't need words, you're a guy! Words from a guy are like arm bands on an octopus. You don't need them.

Nigel Brown: So what do I say?

Moonchild Corneille: You say nothing. A guy should be silent. A lone wolf, riding off into the sunset.

Nigel Brown: A wolf riding a horse? Wouldn't the wolf eat the horse?

Moonchild Corneille: Not necessarily, sometimes it's the other way round.

Mister Small: So the horse is riding the wolf?

Nigel Brown: Or is the horse eating the wolf?

Lucy Simian: [off-screen] NIGEL!!! [Mr. Small and Mr. Corneille smile and nod. She storms in, carrying a box full of trash.] Nigel, where were you?! I had to clean out the car on my own! [Nigel stays silent] Nigel?

Nigel Brown: [in his head] Okay, okay, I'm a guy. I don't need feelings, I don't need words. I'm a silent horse riding a wolf with armbands. Wait a minute—none of this makes any sense! [out loud] Look, Lucy, I—[She's gone] Uh, where'd she go?

Moonchild Corneille: Ah, you weren't saying anything, so she walked out and slammed the door.

Nigel Brown: Uggghhh! Why did I just take relationship advice from a single guy who thinks fish have elbows?

[Lucy is storming down the hall, still holding her box]

Lucy Simian: First, he won't tell me how he feels, now he won't talk to me at all! Well, I'm tired of getting hurt, and I won't get hurt ag-AAAAHHH!! [Right as she approaches her classroom door, Gumball and Darwin step out. The door knocks her on the ground and sends the contents of her box flying.] PICK THAT UP AND TAKE IT TO THE TRASH!!!

Gumball: Uh, sure!

Lucy Simian: No back chat! Got it? [Gumball and Darwin exchange confused looks] ANSWER ME!!!

Darwin: Uh....

Lucy Simian: No answering back! Get on with it! [They hop to it] AND NO RUNNING IN THE CORRIDORS!!! [Walks into her classroom and slams the door.]

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Episode 1 The DVD	Episode 2 The Responsible	Episode 3 The Third	Episode 4 The Debt

Episode 5 The End	Episode 6 The Dress	Episode 7 The Quest	Episode 8 The Spoon

Episode 9 The Pressure	Episode 10 The Painting	Episode 11 The Laziest	Episode 12 The Ghost

Episode 13 The Mystery	Episode 14 The Prank	Episode 15 The Gi	Episode 16 The Kiss

Episode 17 The Party	Episode 18 The Refund	Episode 19 The Robot	Episode 20 The Picnic

Episode 21 The Goons	Episode 22 The Secret	Episode 23 The Sock	Episode 24 The Genius

Episode 25 The Poltergeist	Episode 26 The Mustache	Episode 27 The Date	Episode 28 The Club

Episode 29 The Wand	Episode 30 The Ape	Episode 31 The Car	Episode 32 The Curse

Episode 33 The Microwave	Episode 34 The Meddler	Episode 35 The Helmet	Episode 36 The Fight



Episode 1 The Remote	Episode 2 The Colossus	Episode 3 The Knights	Episode 4 The Fridge

Episode 5 The Flower	Episode 6 The Banana	Episode 7 The Phone	Episode 8 The Job

Episode 9 Halloween	Episode 10 The Treasure	Episode 11 The Apology	Episode 12 The Words

Episode 13 The Skull	Episode 14 The Bet	Episode 15 Christmas	Episode 16 The Watch

Episode 17 The Bumpkin	Episode 18 The Flakers	Episode 19 The Authority	Episode 20 The Virus

Episode 21 The Pony	Episode 22 The Hero	Episode 23 The Dream	Episode 24 The Sidekick

Episode 25 The Photo	Episode 26 The Tag	Episode 27 The Storm	Episode 28 The Lesson

Episode 29 The Game	Episode 30 The Limit	Episode 31 The Voice	Episode 32 The Promise

Episode 33 The Castle	Episode 34 The Boombox	Episode 35 The Tape	Episode 36 The Sweaters

Episode 37 The Internet	Episode 38 The Plan	Episode 39 The World	Episode 40 The Finale



Episode 1 The Kids	Episode 2 The Fan	Episode 3 The Coach	Episode 4 The Joy

Episode 5 The Puppy	Episode 6 The Recipe	Episode 7 The Name	Episode 8 The Extras

Episode 9 The Gripes	Episode 10 The Vacation	Episode 11 The Fraud	Episode 12 The Void

Episode 13 The Boss	Episode 14 The Move	Episode 15 The Law	Episode 16 The Allergy

Episode 17 The Mothers	Episode 18 The Password	Episode 19 The Procrastinators	Episode 20 The Shell

Episode 21 The Burden	Episode 22 The Bros	Episode 23 The Mirror	Episode 24 The Man

Episode 25 The Pizza	Episode 26 The Lie	Episode 27 The Butterfly	Episode 28 The Question

Episode 29 The Saint	Episode 30 The Friend	Episode 31 The Oracle	Episode 32 The Safety

Episode 33 The Society	Episode 34 The Spoiler	Episode 35 The Countdown	Episode 36 The Nobody

Episode 37 The Downer	Episode 38 The Egg	Episode 39 The Triangle	Episode 40 The Money



Episode 1 The Return	Episode 2 The Nemesis	Episode 3 The Crew	Episode 4 The Others

Episode 5 The Signature	Episode 6 The Check	Episode 7 The Pest	Episode 8 The Sale

Episode 9 The Gift	Episode 10 The Parking	Episode 11 The Routine	Episode 12 The Upgrade

Episode 13 The Comic	Episode 14 The Romantic	Episode 15 The Uploads	Episode 16 The Apprentice

Episode 17 The Hug	Episode 18 The Wicked	Episode 19 The Traitor	Episode 20 The Origins

Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two	Episode 22 The Girlfriend	Episode 23 The Advice	Episode 24 The Signal

Episode 25 The Parasite	Episode 26 The Love	Episode 27 The Awkwardness	Episode 28 The Nest

Episode 29 The Points	Episode 30 The Bus	Episode 31 The Night	Episode 32 The Misunderstandings

Episode 33 The Roots	Episode 34 The Blame	Episode 35 The Slap	Episode 36 The Detective

Episode 37 The Fury	Episode 38 The Compilation	Episode 39 The Scam	Episode 40 The Disaster



Episode 1 The Rerun	Episode 2 The Stories	Episode 3 The Guy	Episode 4 The Boredom

Episode 5 The Vision	Episode 6 The Choices	Episode 7 The Code	Episode 8 The Test

Episode 9 The Slide	Episode 10 The Loophole	Episode 11 The Fuss	Episode 12 The Copycats

Episode 13 The Potato	Episode 14 The Outside	Episode 15 The Vase	Episode 16 The Matchmaker

Episode 17 The Box	Episode 18 The Console	Episode 19 The Ollie	Episode 20 The Catfish

Episode 21 The Cycle	Episode 22 The Stars	Episode 23 The Grades	Episode 24 The Diet

Episode 25 The Ex	Episode 26 The Sorcerer	Episode 27 The Menu	Episode 28 The Uncle

Episode 29 The Weirdo	Episode 30 The Heist	Episode 31 The Singing	Episode 32 The Best

Episode 33 The Worst	Episode 34 The Deal	Episode 35 The Petals	Episode 36 The Nuisance

Episode 37 The Line	Episode 38 The List	Episode 39 The News	Episode 40 The Puppets



Episode 1 The Rival	Episode 2 The Lady	Episode 3 The Sucker	Episode 4 The Vegging

Episode 5 The One	Episode 6 The Father	Episode 7 The Cringe	Episode 8 The Cage

Episode 9 The Neighbor	Episode 10 The Anybody	Episode 11 The Faith	Episode 12 The Candidate

Episode 13 The Pact	Episode 14 The Shippening	Episode 15 The Brain	Episode 16 The Parents

Episode 17 The Founder	Episode 18 The Schooling	Episode 19 The Intelligence	Episode 20 The Potion

Episode 21 The Spinoffs	Episode 22 The Transformation	Episode 23 The Understanding	Episode 24 The Ad

Episode 25 The Ghouls	Episode 26 The Stink	Episode 27 The Awareness	Episode 28 The Slip

Episode 29 The Drama	Episode 30 The Buddy	Episode 31 The Possession	Episode 32 The Master

Episode 33 The Silence	Episode 34 The Future	Episode 35 The Wish	Episode 36 The Factory

Episode 37 The Agent	Episode 38 The Web	Episode 39 The Mess	Episode 40 The Heart

Episode 41 The Revolt	Episode 42 The Decisions	Episode 43 The BFFS	Episode 44 The Inquisition

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-{{Dialogue|miss simian}}: Oh, Nigel, what a beautiful spot you brought me to!
+{{Dialogue|miss simian}}: Oh, Nigel, what a beautiful spot you've brought me to!
-{{Dialogue|brown}}: Ah, yes, sorry, this satnav's been playing up all week. {{Dialogue|event|taps his satnav screen}} Silly me. We should've been at the city dump by now.
+{{Dialogue|brown}}: Ah, yes, sorry, this satnav's been playing up all week. {{Dialogue|event|taps his satnav screen}} Silly thing. We should've been at the city dump by now.
 {{Dialogue|miss simian}}: But look at the sunset. Isn't it romantic?
 {{Dialogue|brown}}: Oh! That reminds me, we've really gotta clean this car, it's so messy!
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 {{Dialogue|event|The next day, in the teachers' lounge. Mr. Corneille is reading a book while Mr. Small stares despondently at his phone.}}
 {{Dialogue|mister small}}: Oh, man. Online dating is complicated. Women are so hard to read these days. Like, what does this mean? {{Dialogue|event|Shows his phone to Mr. Corneille}} "Your payment has been declined."
 {{Dialogue|corneille}}: You do realize that's a pizza delivery app, right? What did you think those chili symbols meant?
 {{Dialogue|mister small}}: Fiery?
 {{Dialogue|event|Principal Brown walks in, looking dejected.}}
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 {{Dialogue|brown}}: I don't know how to express my feelings towards Lucy!
 {{Dialogue|corneille}}: {{Dialogue|event|suavely}} Heh, feelings? You don't need feelings! You're a guy! Feelings on guys are like elbows on a fish. {{Dialogue|event|whispers}} They just get in the way.
 {{Dialogue|mister small}}: Do fish have elbows?
 {{Dialogue|brown}}: Look, I know how I feel. I just can't seem to find the words.
-{{Dialogue|corneille}}: Huh! Words? You don't need words! Words from a guy are like arm bands on an octopus. You don't need them.
+{{Dialogue|corneille}}: Huh! Words? You don't need words, you're a guy! Words from a guy are like arm bands on an octopus. You don't need them.
 {{Dialogue|brown}}: So what do I say?
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 {{Dialogue|corneille}}: Not necessarily, sometimes it's the other way round.
 {{Dialogue|mister small}}: So the horse is riding the wolf?
 {{Dialogue|brown}}: Or is the horse ''eating'' the wolf?
 {{Dialogue|miss simian}}: {{Dialogue|event|off-screen}} NIGEL!!! {{Dialogue|event|Mr. Small and Mr. Corneille smile and nod. She storms in, carrying a box full of trash.}} Nigel, where were you?! I had to clean out the car on my own! {{Dialogue|event|Nigel stays silent}} Nigel?
 {{Dialogue|brown}}: {{Dialogue|event|in his head}} Okay, okay, I'm a guy. I don't need feelings, I don't need words. I'm a silent horse riding a wolf with armbands. Wait a minute—none of this makes any sense! {{Dialogue|event|out loud}} Look, Lucy, I—{{Dialogue|event|She's gone}} Uh, where'd she go?
 {{Dialogue|corneille}}: Ah, you weren't saying anything, so she walked out and slammed the door.
 {{Dialogue|brown}}: Uggghhh! Why did I just take relationship advice from a single guy who thinks fish have elbows?
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 {{Dialogue|miss simian}}: First, he won't tell me how he feels, now he won't talk to me at all! Well, I'm tired of getting hurt, and I won't get hurt ag-AAAAHHH!! {{Dialogue|event|Right as she approaches her classroom door, Gumball and Darwin step out. The door knocks her on the ground and sends the contents of her box flying.}} PICK THAT UP AND TAKE IT TO THE TRASH!!!
 {{Dialogue|gumball}}: Uh, sure!
 {{Dialogue|miss simian}}: No back chat! Got it? {{Dialogue|event|Gumball and Darwin exchange confused looks}} ANSWER ME!!!
 {{Dialogue|darwin}}: Uh....