A Discovery at Breakfast
- [The episode starts with Richard cleaning the sink and Gumball and Darwin having breakfast]
- Gumball: I think lunch is the best, because you already had breakfast.
- Darwin: But you still have dinner to look forward to.
- [A plastic wand drops from the cereal box]
- Gumball: [Gasps] A plastic magic wand.
- Gumball and Darwin: Sweeeet!
- [Gumball picks up the wand]
- Darwin: Make a wish!
- Gumball: I wish I had six eyes.
- [Darwin checks if Gumball has six eyes]
- Darwin: One, two, hmm... Maybe you have to wave it. [Waves wand] I wish Gumball had six eyes.
- Gumball: One, two... [Checks if he has six eyes, which fails and he becomes angry] Aww, this magic wand is weak!
- Richard: [Gasps] Magic wand!
- [Richard runs and falls over]
- Richard: Can I have a turn?
- Gumball: Sure but it doesn't really-
- Richard: Cool! With this, I can make all my wishes come true. [Waves wand] My first wish is that this doesn't turn out to be a big fraud. [Angrily] Like that stupid wish bone!
- Gumball: What wish bone?
- Richard: Well, when I was a boy, about your age...
- [Goes to a flashback]
Richard's Flashback
- [Richard and Granny Jojo crack a wish bone]
- Richard: I wish that sausages would fly into my mouth. [Opens mouth, but nothing happens] Mom, I made a wish on the wishbone but nothing happened.
- Granny Jojo: What did you think, that it was gonna come true? Magic isn't real.
- Richard: [Gasps] You mean, it's a fraud?
- Granny Jojo: Yeah, it's a fraud.
- [Richard screams through various scenes of his childhood years, and then his teenage years, during which we hear his voice change]
- Richard: And I didn't stop screaming for fifteen years.
- [Richard is shown screaming in the school cafeteria and his yearbook photo. He screams at the movies while on a date with Nicole, pauses to eat popcorn, then continues]
- Pantsbully: Shh!
- [Richard screams at his and Nicole's wedding, as she smiles awkwardly at the crowd, end of flashback]
- Richard: [Sadly] I never believed in anything again. But I believe this will be different. Now, I've got some wishing to do! Hehe, hehe, hehe!
- [Richard runs off scene]
- Gumball: You know what this means, Darwin. We'll have to make sure all of Dad's wishes come true.
- Darwin: Why?
- Gumball: Because if we don't, he'll never be able to believe in anything again. And he might go crazy and start screaming. We'll have to make sure he thinks that wand is real!
- Darwin: Yeah!
Making the Wand "Real"
- [Scene changes to the living room where Richard is sitting on the couch and Gumball and Darwin are hiding behind the couch]
- Richard: Uh... Ooh, I wish for sausages to fly into my mouth.
- [Closes his eyes and opens his mouth. Gumball and Darwin look at each other, then hide behind the couch again. A sausage tied to a string flies into Richard's mouth]
- Richard: [Excited] I think you and me are gonna be friends.
- [Richard hears sounds]
- Richard: Huh?
- [He notices the sound came from the sink's leaky faucet. Richard groans, but realizes he can "use" the wand.]
- Richard: I wish the sink was fixed!
- Gumball: Well, how do you fix a sink?
- Darwin: I don't know.
- [Gumball and Darwin pull on the sink's drainage pipes and dirty water spills. Gumball and Darwin scream]
- Darwin: Quick, Mr. Dad's gonna find out the wand's not real!
- [Gumball plugs the pipe with his mouth, the dirty water filling his cheeks and making his face stretch out]
- [Richard is pleased by this. Meanwhile, Gumball swallows the water, making him fat. Darwin pokes Gumball, who then vomits out all the dirty water onto him, returning to his normal size. Darwin is covered in dirty water]
- Richard: You are truly powerful! I shall name you Wanda the Wonderful Wand of Wonder!
- Gumball: Quick! I think Dad is about to make another wish.
- [Scene transitions to the front yard]
- Richard: [Waving wand] I wish it was raining pancakes!
- [Pancakes start falling from the house. Richard walks in circles happily. Meanwhile, Darwin is picking up pancakes for Gumball to throw from the attic]
- Richard: I wish... [Waving wand] I wish it was Christmas every day!
- [A bag falls from the chimney, containing Gumball in it. Darwin falls onto the bag while wearing a Santa costume. Gumball comes out of the bag]
- Darwin: Ho ho ho!
- Gumball and Darwin: Merry Christmas everyone!
- [Darwin and Gumball skip away while Richard laughs and receives a present]
- Richard: [Waving the wand] I wish... [Gloomy] I wish I was taller.
- [Gumball and Darwin are sawing off the chairs and the tables. Richard is skipping, and is amused that he "became taller"]
- Richard: Now I'm a giant!
- [Richard is sitting on the couch, waving the wand]
- Richard: I wish... I wish I had... A monster truck.
- [A monster truck drives in]
- Richard: Yeah, a monster truck T-Shirt!
- [Darwin pats the monster truck, and Gumball drives in reverse. A T-Shirt is thrown from off-screen to Richard. He waves the wand once more]
- Richard: I wish... I wish I could be invisible!
- Gumball: [Covers mouth and talks quietly] Come on Darwin, just do what I do. [Pretends he can't see Richard] Where's Dad? I wonder where he's gone. [Pointing] Look, he left his wand floating in mid-air.
- Darwin: He's here.
- Gumball: Come on, Darwin. Let's go and find him.
- Darwin: But he's here!
- Gumball: [Grabs Darwin and takes him off-screen] Darwin!
In the Backyard
- Richard: I wish, I wish it wasn't so hot.
- [Gumball and Darwin pull off Richard's clothes. He becomes relaxed]
- Gaylord: [Groans] Not again. [Covers Margaret's eyes] Mr. Watterson! Would you kindly refrain from offending my wife's eyeballs with your public display of vulgarity?
- Richard: Oh. Sorry, Mr. Robinson. [Suddenly realizes he has the wand] Hey, wait a second. You picked the wrong day to mess with the bunny warlock!
- Gaylord: Sorry, what?
- Richard: If it's a fight you want, it's a fight you've got! But I think I should warn you, I have supernatural powers!
- Gaylord: The only thing supernatural about you is your ignorance.
- [He and Margaret laugh]
- Richard: I wouldn't be laughing if I was facing the mighty bunny warlock!
- Gaylord: The only thing mighty about you is your ignorance.
- [He and Margaret laugh]
- Gaylord: I used the same joke again.
- Richard: Perhaps you haven't noticed, my magic wand, and, my cape!
- Gaylord: You don't have a cape.
- Richard: Mm? I wish for a cape!
- [Gumball and Darwin took the dining table cloth, and quickly put it on Richard, like a cape]
- Gaylord: You look ridiculous.
- Richard: You leave me no choice, sir! [Waves wand] I wish... I wish...
- Gumball: [To Darwin] Here we go!
- Richard: I wish you looked ridiculous!
- [Gumball and Darwin move around Gaylord like a cyclone so he cannot see them, and change his clothes in a blur, to a bikini]
- Gaylord: Huh?
- Richard: Aah! Horrible! Take it off, take it off!
- [Gumball and Darwin, once again, move in a blur and take off Mr. Robinson's bikini, leaving him naked]
- Gaylord: Cover your eyes, woman!
- [Margaret does so]
- Richard: Ah! No! Put it back on! Put it back on!
- [Gumball and Darwin move in a blur and put the bikini back on Mr. Robinson]
- Richard: And I wish your wife's head was a melon!
- [Gumball and Darwin almost instantly throw a watermelon on Margaret's head, causing her to muffle, her head stuck inside the watermelon]
- Richard: Now I wish you would fly away out of my sight!
- Gaylord and Margaret: Aah!
- [Gumball and Darwin tie ropes around each Robinson's leg and hoist them up]
- Richard: You dare to doubt the all-powerful bunny warlock!
- Gumball: [Still pulling the rope with Darwin] I can't hold it any longer!
- Richard: Now, begone!
- [Gumball and Darwin drop Mr. and Mrs. Robinson]
- [Richard skips away happily]
- Gaylord: He really is a wizard! Run, Margaret, run! [Screams and runs away with Margaret]
- [Richard skips while he laughs]
- Darwin: Mr. Dad's turning evil!
- Gumball: Maybe it's time we told him the truth.
- Darwin: But if we tell him the truth, he's gonna get upset, like when he was a boy.
- Gumball: Ahh, you're right. [Thinks for a second] I know! We're gonna have to take the wand back!
- [Darwin smiles]
Getting the Wand
- [In the front yard]
- Richard: [Laughing] Is there nothing you can't do, Wanda? I think I finally understand your true power! I wish, I wish, I wi--
- Gumball: This has gone on long enough!
- Darwin: [Agrees with Gumball] Hmph!
- Richard: What are you doing here?
- Gumball: That wand - It has made you evil! We're taking it back!
- Darwin: [Agrees with Gumball] Hmph!
- Richard: You think you mere mortals have the power to challenge me? Come! Take the wand - If you dare!
- [Gumball and Darwin rushes toward Richard]
- Richard: Slip-over spell!
- Gumball: We've got to do it! It'll break his heart if he finds out!
- [Gumball and Darwin slips and falls into the mud intentionally. Richard laughs]
- Gumball: Can't you see what you've become?
- Richard: I can see perfectly clearly! I have become a master wizard!
- [Richard screams to the neighborhood. Pantsbully merely gives half a glance, then walks away]
- [Gumball and Darwin continues rushing]
- Richard: Slow-motion spell!!
- Gumball: [In slow-motion] IIttss ppoowweerr hhaass oovveerrttaakkeenn yyoouu!
- Richard: Reverse spell!
- Gumball: [While doing a reverse-running motion] You overtaken has power its!
- Darwin: [While doing the same thing as Gumball] No, it's more like: [Speaks in reverse] !uoy nekatrevo sah rewop s'tI
- Richard: [Giggles] Love spell!
- [Romantic music plays, as Gumball and Darwin nervously laugh and awkwardly hug each other]
- Richard: Inside-out spell!
- [Gumball and Darwin each grab their insides, then pull, causing their inside to come out and cover themselves]
- Richard: Ah! Gross! Back-to-normal spell!
- [Gumball and Darwin each grab their outsides, which is now inside, and pull, somehow returning to normal again. Richard laughs]
- Gumball: Give us the wand!
- Richard: Never! I wish your face was his butt and his butt was your face!
- Gumball: Really?
- Richard: I wished it, didn't I?
- [Gumball sighs, then he and Darwin do what Richard wished in a quick blur. Richard laughs]
- Richard: Now I wish that your butt was his face and his face was your butt!
- [Gumball and Darwin do what Richard wished, once again in a quick blur. Richard laughs again]
- Richard: I wish that, umm, your face was kissing his butt and his butt was kissing your face!
- [Gumball and Darwin do what Richard wished. He laughs loudly]
- Gumball: This has got to stop.
- Richard: Ha-ha! Ha ha ha ha-ha!
- Gumball: Dad! [He and Darwin are back to normal] We've got something to tell you.
- Richard: What's going on? Why have you stopped?
- Gumball: That wand's a fake. It's just a plastic toy, from the cereal package.
- Richard: [Laughs] What nonsense! If that is true, how do you explain this? Flying spell!
- [He jumps, but then instantly drops to the ground. He then slaps the wand]
- Gumball: It was us... We have been making it happen right from the start. I hope you're not mad at us.
- Richard: You mean... you two kids spent the whole day making incredible wishes come true? You did all that for me?
- Gumball and Darwin: Of course!
- Richard: Even when I made your butt kiss his face and his face kiss your butt, you did that for me?
- Gumball and Darwin: Mmm-hmm!
- Richard: Oooh, come here and give me a big hug!
- [They all share a long hug]
- Richard: But hang on! If you were making my wishes come true, doesn't that mean Wanda the Wonderful Wand of Wonder is a fraud?
- Gumball and Darwin: Uh... yeah.
- Richard: A fraud?
- Gumball and Darwin: Uhh...
- Richard: [Tosses the wand away and takes a deep breath] NOOOOOOOOOOO...
The Power Is all Mine!
- Gaylord: [Laughs, picking up the wand] It's mine! The power is all mine! [Points wand at his wife] I wish you didn't have that ridiculous haircut!
- [Margaret growls]
- Gaylord: ... I wish I hadn't said that.
- [Episode ends]
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Episode 1 The DVD |
Episode 2 The Responsible |
Episode 3 The Third |
Episode 4 The Debt |
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Episode 5 The End |
Episode 6 The Dress |
Episode 7 The Quest |
Episode 8 The Spoon |
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Episode 9 The Pressure |
Episode 10 The Painting |
Episode 11 The Laziest |
Episode 12 The Ghost |
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Episode 13 The Mystery |
Episode 14 The Prank |
Episode 15 The Gi |
Episode 16 The Kiss |
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Episode 17 The Party |
Episode 18 The Refund |
Episode 19 The Robot |
Episode 20 The Picnic |
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Episode 21 The Goons |
Episode 22 The Secret |
Episode 23 The Sock |
Episode 24 The Genius |
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Episode 25 The Poltergeist |
Episode 26 The Mustache |
Episode 27 The Date |
Episode 28 The Club |
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Episode 29 The Wand |
Episode 30 The Ape |
Episode 31 The Car |
Episode 32 The Curse |
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Episode 33 The Microwave |
Episode 34 The Meddler |
Episode 35 The Helmet |
Episode 36 The Fight |
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Episode 1 The Remote |
Episode 2 The Colossus |
Episode 3 The Knights |
Episode 4 The Fridge |
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Episode 5 The Flower |
Episode 6 The Banana |
Episode 7 The Phone |
Episode 8 The Job |
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Episode 9 Halloween |
Episode 10 The Treasure |
Episode 11 The Apology |
Episode 12 The Words |
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Episode 13 The Skull |
Episode 14 The Bet |
Episode 15 Christmas |
Episode 16 The Watch |
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Episode 17 The Bumpkin |
Episode 18 The Flakers |
Episode 19 The Authority |
Episode 20 The Virus |
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Episode 21 The Pony |
Episode 22 The Hero |
Episode 23 The Dream |
Episode 24 The Sidekick |
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Episode 25 The Photo |
Episode 26 The Tag |
Episode 27 The Storm |
Episode 28 The Lesson |
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Episode 29 The Game |
Episode 30 The Limit |
Episode 31 The Voice |
Episode 32 The Promise |
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Episode 33 The Castle |
Episode 34 The Boombox |
Episode 35 The Tape |
Episode 36 The Sweaters |
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Episode 37 The Internet |
Episode 38 The Plan |
Episode 39 The World |
Episode 40 The Finale |
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Episode 1 The Kids |
Episode 2 The Fan |
Episode 3 The Coach |
Episode 4 The Joy |
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Episode 5 The Puppy |
Episode 6 The Recipe |
Episode 7 The Name |
Episode 8 The Extras |
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Episode 9 The Gripes |
Episode 10 The Vacation |
Episode 11 The Fraud |
Episode 12 The Void |
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Episode 13 The Boss |
Episode 14 The Move |
Episode 15 The Law |
Episode 16 The Allergy |
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Episode 17 The Mothers |
Episode 18 The Password |
Episode 19 The Procrastinators |
Episode 20 The Shell |
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Episode 21 The Burden |
Episode 22 The Bros |
Episode 23 The Mirror |
Episode 24 The Man |
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Episode 25 The Pizza |
Episode 26 The Lie |
Episode 27 The Butterfly |
Episode 28 The Question |
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Episode 29 The Saint |
Episode 30 The Friend |
Episode 31 The Oracle |
Episode 32 The Safety |
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Episode 33 The Society |
Episode 34 The Spoiler |
Episode 35 The Countdown |
Episode 36 The Nobody |
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Episode 37 The Downer |
Episode 38 The Egg |
Episode 39 The Triangle |
Episode 40 The Money |
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Episode 1 The Return |
Episode 2 The Nemesis |
Episode 3 The Crew |
Episode 4 The Others |
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Episode 5 The Signature |
Episode 6 The Check |
Episode 7 The Pest |
Episode 8 The Sale |
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Episode 9 The Gift |
Episode 10 The Parking |
Episode 11 The Routine |
Episode 12 The Upgrade |
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Episode 13 The Comic |
Episode 14 The Romantic |
Episode 15 The Uploads |
Episode 16 The Apprentice |
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Episode 17 The Hug |
Episode 18 The Wicked |
Episode 19 The Traitor |
Episode 20 The Origins |
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Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two |
Episode 22 The Girlfriend |
Episode 23 The Advice |
Episode 24 The Signal |
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Episode 25 The Parasite |
Episode 26 The Love |
Episode 27 The Awkwardness |
Episode 28 The Nest |
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Episode 29 The Points |
Episode 30 The Bus |
Episode 31 The Night |
Episode 32 The Misunderstandings |
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Episode 33 The Roots |
Episode 34 The Blame |
Episode 35 The Slap |
Episode 36 The Detective |
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Episode 37 The Fury |
Episode 38 The Compilation |
Episode 39 The Scam |
Episode 40 The Disaster |
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Episode 1 The Rerun |
Episode 2 The Stories |
Episode 3 The Guy |
Episode 4 The Boredom |
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Episode 5 The Vision |
Episode 6 The Choices |
Episode 7 The Code |
Episode 8 The Test |
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Episode 9 The Slide |
Episode 10 The Loophole |
Episode 11 The Fuss |
Episode 12 The Copycats |
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Episode 13 The Potato |
Episode 14 The Outside |
Episode 15 The Vase |
Episode 16 The Matchmaker |
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Episode 17 The Box |
Episode 18 The Console |
Episode 19 The Ollie |
Episode 20 The Catfish |
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Episode 21 The Cycle |
Episode 22 The Stars |
Episode 23 The Grades |
Episode 24 The Diet |
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Episode 25 The Ex |
Episode 26 The Sorcerer |
Episode 27 The Menu |
Episode 28 The Uncle |
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Episode 29 The Weirdo |
Episode 30 The Heist |
Episode 31 The Singing |
Episode 32 The Best |
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Episode 33 The Worst |
Episode 34 The Deal |
Episode 35 The Petals |
Episode 36 The Nuisance |
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Episode 37 The Line |
Episode 38 The List |
Episode 39 The News |
Episode 40 The Puppets |
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Episode 1 The Rival |
Episode 2 The Lady |
Episode 3 The Sucker |
Episode 4 The Vegging |
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Episode 5 The One |
Episode 6 The Father |
Episode 7 The Cringe |
Episode 8 The Cage |
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Episode 9 The Neighbor |
Episode 10 The Anybody |
Episode 11 The Faith |
Episode 12 The Candidate |
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Episode 13 The Pact |
Episode 14 The Shippening |
Episode 15 The Brain |
Episode 16 The Parents |
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Episode 17 The Founder |
Episode 18 The Schooling |
Episode 19 The Intelligence |
Episode 20 The Potion |
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Episode 21 The Spinoffs |
Episode 22 The Transformation |
Episode 23 The Understanding |
Episode 24 The Ad |
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Episode 25 The Ghouls |
Episode 26 The Stink |
Episode 27 The Awareness |
Episode 28 The Slip |
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Episode 29 The Drama |
Episode 30 The Buddy |
Episode 31 The Possession |
Episode 32 The Master |
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Episode 33 The Silence |
Episode 34 The Future |
Episode 35 The Wish |
Episode 36 The Factory |
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Episode 37 The Agent |
Episode 38 The Web |
Episode 39 The Mess |
Episode 40 The Heart |
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Episode 41 The Revolt |
Episode 42 The Decisions |
Episode 43 The BFFS |
Episode 44 The Inquisition |