The Spoon/Transcript

Yay! Adventure!

[The episode opens at night time at the Wattersons' house]

Richard: Okay, kids! Mom will be home any minute now. Have you all wrapped your birthday presents?

Gumball, Darwin and Anais: [They hold up their wrapped presents] Yay!

Anais: And you, Dad, what did you get her?

Richard: [with a bright smile] Nothing!

Gumball, Darwin and Anais: [shocked] What?!

Richard: [screams in panic] AAAH! I forgot! What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?! [tugs at his ears] What... am... I... gonna... do?! [sobs]

Anais: How about you buy her a present?

Richard: [grabs Anais] Yes! Wait. No. I have to watch the kids. Hmm... [thinks, then suddenly gets an idea] Hey, guys. You don’t have to watch the kids. [hands a bill to Gumball] Here’s a twenty. Go buy her something special— from the gas station.

Gumball and Darwin: [running off giddily] Yay! Adventure!

[Anais watches them leave, then facepalms]

He's Got a Spoon!

[The scene cuts to the Gas Station, with Gumball and Darwin giddily running in]

Larry: [asleep, then gets startled awake by the door beep] Yah! Welcome to the Gas Station, where we never sleep, cause we're not allowed to...

Gumball and Darwin: [races past] Hi, mister!

[Sal Left Thumb enters the Gas Station behind the kids]

Larry: Can I help you?

Sal Left Thumb: Yeah. Can it and hand over the cash.

Larry: Ha ha... What?

Sal Left Thumb: Don't make me use this! [pulls out a rusty spoon]

Larry: Oh my gosh... He’s got a spoon! [starts running in circles] He’s got a spo— [smacks into the glass wall surrounding the register and falls unconscious]

Sal Left Thumb: Ha. Sucker.

[Security camera footage shows Sal dragging Larry out of the register area]

The Perfect Present!

[Cut to Darwin and Gumball, walking towards the register, with Gumball holding a card]

Darwin: Show it again! Show it again!

Gumball: Okay, but it’s the last time. We have to get it back home.

[Gumball holds up the card. It’s a holographic card that switches between a woman sitting in a park and an amazon standing in fire]

Darwin: It’s like the best gift ever!

Gumball: Yeah, Mom’s gonna love it!

[Gumball and Darwin walk up to the window, where Sal is rapidly pulling money out of the register. Gumball taps on the window, startling Sal]

Gumball: Excuse me, sir, what are you doing? [gasps] Are you robbing the store?!

Sal Left Thumb: [sarcastically] Nah. I’m collecting for charity!

Gumball and Darwin: [get sparkly eyed] Whoa!

Gumball: Awesomely kind! Which charity is it?

Sal Left Thumb: [caught off guard] Oh, er... [looks around trying to make up something and sees a rack of eggs behind Gumball] Bald people!

Gumball and Darwin: Can we help?

Sal Left Thumb: You’re kidding, right?

Gumball: We’d never joke about bald people!

Sal Left Thumb: Ha. All right, kids! [hands them a money bag] Just go fill up the baggie with anything valuable.

Gumball and Darwin: Yay! [giddily run off again]

Sal Left Thumb: Ha. Suckers. [goes back to ripping money out of the register]

"Collecting for Charity"

[Security camera footage shows Gumball and Darwin running down an aisle]

Gumball: What could bring a smile to their little bald faces?

Darwin: Hmm...

Gumball: [points] Ooh! Ooh! Sunglasses! [grabs a pair of heart-shaped sunglasses from a rack. Darwin is seen wearing star-shaped sunglasses]

Gumball and Darwin: Oooooh!

Gumball: [points again] Ahh! Ahh! A bikini! [grabs a blue/green patterned bikini bottom from another rack and puts them on. Darwin is also wearing a bikini bottom]

Gumball and Darwin: Whoaaaa!

Gumball: Fake mustache! [grabs one] Make-up! [grabs some lipstick]

Darwin: Wigs? [reaches for one] Nah.

Gumball: A princess tiara? [grabs one]

Gumball and Darwin: Yeah! [Gumball and Darwin are shown wearing everything they took, with the fully stuffed bag behind them] I’m bald and I’m proud!

Uh Oh! The Police!

[Cut back to the register, which Sal is still pulling money out of. Police sirens are suddenly heard approaching]

Sal Left Thumb: Uh oh! [A police car pulls up outside] Five-Oh! Here comes the Po-Po!

Gumball: Hey, Mr. Charity Man! [appears with Darwin] We’re done!

Sal Left Thumb: [gets an idea] Hey, suckers. I need you to do something for me.

Gumball and Darwin: Yay! More charity work!

Sal Left Thumb: Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. You see that man?

[The Doughnut Sheriff gets out of the police car]

Sal Left Thumb: He will spoil the surprise if he sees me here. [points at the wanted sign behind him, which shows him] I’m pretty famous in the charity business.

Gumball and Darwin: Ohhhh.

Gumball: I get it.

Sal Left Thumb: So you distract him for me.

Gumball and Darwin: Yay!

Sal Left Thumb: Ha ha. [ducks down behind the register]

Donut Cop: [enters the store, tossing a burrito into his mouth, which naturally goes right through him] That’s the third burrito I’ve had, and I’m still hungry.

Gumball and Darwin: [pop up behind the register, wearing Gas Station Hats and still wearing the fake mustaches] Hi, Officer! How can we distract you today?

Donut Cop: I’m sort of looking for something that could fill me up?

Gumball and Darwin: Follow us! [walk off to the Hot Dog Store in the shop]

Gumball: [holds out a hot dog] How about a hot dog? They’re delicious! [His fake mustache falls off his face and lands on the hot dog, which he holds out to the Sheriff]

Donut Cop: Enh...

Sal Left Thumb: No!

Donut Cop: There’s a mustache on your sausage!

Gumball: Yeah, it’s our secret ingredient! [Gumball and Darwin wink]

Donut Cop: I think I’ll go for something without hair. [Sal wipes sweat off and sighs in relief] Maybe some Marshmallow Heart-Stoppers? [picks up a box, revealing the tied up Larry. Sal gasps panicked] Nah, not enough sugar... [puts the box back, not noticing Larry, Sal ducks down again. The Sheriff sees a doughnut sitting in a box] Oh! A doughnut! That could fill a hole!

Sal Left Thumb: [whispering to Gumball] Just get rid of him!

Gumball and Darwin: [whispers back] Okay. [runs over and grabs a doughnut] You want it?

Donut Cop: Yes, yes, yes!

Gumball: Really?

Donut Cop: Yes!

Gumball: You really, really want it?

Donut Cop: Yeeeeeeeesssss!

Gumball: Then... Fetch! [throws the doughnut out the door, with the Sheriff chasing it] He’s gone, Mr. Charity Man!

Sal Left Thumb: Great! Good job! Now get back to looting— Er, I mean, collecting for charity!

Gumball and Darwin: Yay! [They race off giddily once more]

Sal Left Thumb: Now. Let’s get back to business.

Where’s the Safe?

[Sal pulls the tape off Larry’s mouth, causing him to yell in pain]

Sal Left Thumb: So, Mr. "Employee of the Month", where is the safe?

Larry: I won’t tell you anything! They would fire me!

Sal Left Thumb: Oh really? What would they do about this? [grabs a pair of sunglasses, starts bending them]

Larry: No! Please! They’ll take it off my salary!

Sal Left Thumb: [snaps the sunglasses] Whoops.

Larry: You heartless monster! That was twenty-five cents!

Sal Left Thumb: Now where is the safe? [holds up a snowglobe]

Larry: I won't tell you!

Sal Left Thumb: [drops the snowglobe] Whoops.

Larry: No! That was thirty-five cents!

Sal Left Thumb: [another object is broken] Whoops.

Larry: No, wait! That was two fifty reduced from three ninety-five!

Sal Left Thumb: Now will you talk?

Larry: Never!

Sal Left Thumb: Your choice. [holds up a wooden coo-coo clock]

Larry: Nooooo!

[Sal breaks the clock, coo-coo-ing is heard]

The Safe!

[Cut back to Gumball and Darwin, who are standing in front of a stack of shampoo bottles]

Gumball: Look, Darwin! Shampoo!

Darwin: Perfect for bald people!

[Gumball pulls out a bottle, which causes the whole display to collapse, revealing a safe]

Gumball and Darwin: Ooh.

Darwin: What’s that?

Gumball: It’s a safe, Darwin! It’s full of money! And what do bald people need more of?

Darwin: Friends?

Gumball: Exactly! And how do you buy friends?

Darwin: Uhhh...

Gumball: With money!

Gumball and Darwin: Yay!

Gumball: [notices the keypad] Oh. There’s a lock. What number should I try?

Darwin: Um... Two!

Gumball: [pushes a button on the lock, nothing happens] Nah, doesn’t work.

Darwin: Seven!

Gumball: [pushes another button, nothing happens] No.

Darwin: Nine!

Gumball: [pushes another button, nothing happens] Nope.

Darwin: Well, that’s all the numbers I know! Try two again.

Gumball: [pushes another button, nothing happens, then sighs] I guess we’ll have to use brute force!

Happy Birthday!

[Cut back to the Wattersons’ house, Nicole walks in the front door]

Richard and Anais: [pop out from behind the couch] Happy Birthday!

Nicole: [jumps with a shriek, startled] Oh... Thanks. [notices Gumball and Darwin are missing] Where are the boys?

Richard: Well, I forgot your birthday, so I sent them down to the gas station to get you a present.

Nicole: What?!

Richard: Oh. Is it the birthday, or sending two kids downtown at night on their own?

Nicole: [yelling] Put your pants on and get in the car!

Brute Force!

[Sped up security camera footage shows Gumball and Darwin’s attempts to open the safe. They punch, kick, and whack at it with metal bars to no avail. After stopping to catch their breath, they start hitting it more, then try ramming a pair of shopping carts into it, with no luck]

Gumball: [panting] We’re never gonna crack it.

Safe Lock: You know, you only have to ask nicely.

Gumball and Darwin: Please? [The safe opens up, revealing piles of money. Gumball and Darwin get starry-eyed] Whoa!

He’s Got a Spoon! Again!

[Richard, Nicole and Anais are walking into the Gas Station]

Nicole: I can’t believe you sent the kids to the gas station at this hour.

Richard: Come on, honey. What’s the worst that could happen?

[The three get shocked as they walk into the Gas Station and see the tied up Larry]

Richard: Hey.

Sal Left Thumb: [suddenly jumps out] Freeze, suckers! [he threatens each of them in turn with the spoon]

Richard: [freaks out] He’s got a spoon!

[Richard runs around screaming, then crashes into the shelf next to Larry and is knocked out, Anais and Nicole facepalm]

Sal Left Thumb: Ha! Sucker.

Not a Good Guy

[Gumball and Darwin are making their way back with a bag of money]

Gumball: Hey, Mr. Charity Man! We’ve got money for the— [Gumball and Darwin see Richard, Nicole, and Anais tied up] Bald... Hi Mom! Hi Dad! Why are you tied up?

[Nicole and Richard talk, but are muffled by the tape across their mouths]

Gumball: Ohhh. He’s not really a good guy, is he?

Sal Left Thumb: Oh, come on! You really are suckers! Now gimme the money!

Gumball and Darwin: No!

Gumball: [pushes Darwin] Run, Darwin! Run! [runs off as well]

Sal Left Thumb: Gimme that bag right now! [chases them]

[Security Camera footage shows Sal running down an aisle after Gumball and Darwin, whom he soon catches up with]

Sal Left Thumb: [brandishing the spoon] Give me the money! [gets hit by a loaf of bread, a pebble, a cabbage and a marshmallow] Oh, come on. You're not going to stop me with a marshmallow. [gets clanged by a frozen sausage] OW! That sausage was frozen!

[Gumball and Darwin race off again, with Sal in pursuit. They eventually grab a bikini bottom and a tire, setting the bikini bottom as a slingshot to fire the tire at Sal, running him over. This only seems to make him angrier, however. Gumball and Darwin scream and run off once more]

Richard Does Something

[Back at the entrance, Nicole, Richard and Anais are still tied up]

Nicole: [muffled, subtitled] Richard, do something.

Richard: [muffled, subtitled] Don’t worry, honey. I know exactly what to do. [inhales, turning his lips inside out, and catching the tape on his tongue] Ha ha! [swallows the tape, then tips himself over and starts crawling across the floor, only to stop and start licking the mustached sausage. He throws a wink back to Nicole. Nicole sighs]

The Syrup Trap

[Gumball is squeezing a bottle of maple syrup onto the floor]

Gumball: Don’t worry. I’ve covered his approach with maple syrup.

Darwin: And I covered our way out!

[Camera zooms out to reveal two puddles of maple syrup, trapping Gumball between them]

Gumball: What?! How am I supposed to escape?!

Darwin: Watch out! He’s coming!

[Sal is seen running towards them. Gumball screams and tries to run, but gets stuck in the puddle of syrup. Sal Left Thumb gets stuck in the other one. They begin to grunt and step across the puddles, with Gumball trying to escape and Sal trying to grab him]

Sal Left Thumb: [grunts] Gotcha—

[With a pop, Gumball is suddenly free and runwalks away]

Sal Left Thumb: Huh? [faceplants into the syrup puddle from leaning too far forward] Ow! [pulls his head up, growling, turning red with fury]

Nicole Has to Do Everything Herself

[Back at the entrance, Richard is still licking the sausage, Nicole gives an exasperated groan]

Nicole: [muffled, subtitled] Why do I have to do everything myself?

[Taking matters into her own hands, Nicole scoots a bit to the left, triggering an ice cream machine to squirt ice cream on her ropes. She then scootches over to Richard, who pulls away from the hot dog, smelling the ice cream]

Richard: Ahh! Ice cream! [opens his mouth widely to take a bite]

Up, Up, and Away!

Sal Left Thumb: [searching for Gumball and Darwin] Gimme! That! Money!

[Gumball grabs a helium tank from a shelf]

Sal Left Thumb: Or I’ll tear it out of your sorry little hands!

[Gumball and Darwin run past unnoticed and grab a funnel]

Sal Left Thumb: Come on. You know I’ll find yas.

[Gumball and Darwin grab helmets]

Sal Left Thumb: Where are yas? [suddenly looks around, getting a bad feeling] What the!? [ducks, narrowly avoiding a rigged rocket made from the helium tank, that Gumball and Darwin are riding on]

Gumball: Ha ha! Try and catch us now!

[Sal screams in anger and frustration, then kicks some baskets off a nearby push cart and hops on, using it as a vehicle of his own. A chase begins throughout the store]

Darwin: Faster!

[Sal speeds up even more]

Gumball: He’s gaining on us! We need to go faster!

Darwin: [salutes] Okay! [reaches back and turns the nozzle to maximum, sending the air tank into warp speed] Is this fast enough?

Gumball: Yeaaaaaaaaah!

[The air tank goes out of control, and Sal can only watch it fly away. As he does, he fails to watch where he’s going and crashes into a wall. The air tank flies completely out of control, with Gumball and Darwin hanging on for dear life. They crash through a display of cans, but remain on the air tank]

Gumball and Darwin: Yes! We made it! Ha ha ha ha—

Gumball: Oh...

[They end up crashing into a wall themselves]

Mistaken Identity

[Gumball and Darwin are left laying on a pile of goods, with a can falling on Gumball’s head. Sal approachs, and the two gasp]

Sal Left Thumb: Game over suckers.

Gumball: [looks around, and notices the mustached sausage] Not yet! [loads the sausage into the air tank, which fires it like a cannon]

Sal Left Thumb: No— [manages to duck, as the sausage embeds itself in a paint can] Ha ha! Now gimme the dough! [grabs the money bag]

Gumball and Darwin: No!

Sal Left Thumb: Gimme!

Darwin: No!

Sal Left Thumb: Gimme!

Darwin: No!

Sal Left Thumb: Gimme!

Darwin: No!

Sal Left Thumb: Gimme!

Darwin: No!

Sal Left Thumb: All right, you’ve asked for this! [pulls out the spoon]

Darwin: Oh my gosh! He’s got a spoon!

Gumball: Such violence...

[Gumball and Darwin faint, Sal grabs the moneybag]

Sal Left Thumb: Heh heh... Ya suckers—

[Sal suddenly gets hit from behind, and falls over, revealing Nicole brandishing the sausage]

Nicole: Stop calling my kids "suckers", please. [looks over the boys] Oh, my poor little angels. Are you all right? [picks up the money bag]

Donut Cop: [has re-entered the store] Hey guys, I just realized that I didn’t pay for the dough... nut... [Camera points to the unconscious Gumball and Darwin, the tied up Larry, and the sausage and money bag in Nicole’s hands, then the Sheriff pulls out his taser] Drop the sausage, lady!

Nicole: Oh, come on, it wasn’t me, it was the finger— [Camera points to Sal, who now looks like nothing more than a large fingerprint on the floor] print... guy...

Donut Cop: [puts a hand on Nicole’s shoulder] Tell that to the judge, lady.

Who's the Sucker Now?

[The scene fades to Nicole sitting in a cell. Her depressed look, however, instantly changes when she hears the family]

Gumball, Darwin and Anais: Happy birthday, Mom! [Camera points to outside the cell, revealing them with a cake] You’re the coolest mom ever! We love you, Mom!

[Nicole looks close to tears]

Donut Cop: Okay lady, you’re in the clear! [escorts Sal to the cell] We caught this guy trying to rob a convenience store with a spoon. A spoon! [Laughs and slams the cell door shut] Sucker! All right, lady. Give me five minutes to do the paperwork and you’ll be outta here.

Gumball, Darwin, Anais and Richard: Yay!

Nicole: [rolls up her sleeve] Five minutes is all I need. [punches her fist into her palm]

[Sal has a very clear "uh oh" look on his face as the episode ends]

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Episode 1 The DVD	Episode 2 The Responsible	Episode 3 The Third	Episode 4 The Debt
Episode 5 The End	Episode 6 The Dress	Episode 7 The Quest	Episode 8 The Spoon
Episode 9 The Pressure	Episode 10 The Painting	Episode 11 The Laziest	Episode 12 The Ghost
Episode 13 The Mystery	Episode 14 The Prank	Episode 15 The Gi	Episode 16 The Kiss
Episode 17 The Party	Episode 18 The Refund	Episode 19 The Robot	Episode 20 The Picnic
Episode 21 The Goons	Episode 22 The Secret	Episode 23 The Sock	Episode 24 The Genius
Episode 25 The Poltergeist	Episode 26 The Mustache	Episode 27 The Date	Episode 28 The Club
Episode 29 The Wand	Episode 30 The Ape	Episode 31 The Car	Episode 32 The Curse
Episode 33 The Microwave	Episode 34 The Meddler	Episode 35 The Helmet	Episode 36 The Fight

Episode 1 The Remote	Episode 2 The Colossus	Episode 3 The Knights	Episode 4 The Fridge
Episode 5 The Flower	Episode 6 The Banana	Episode 7 The Phone	Episode 8 The Job
Episode 9 Halloween	Episode 10 The Treasure	Episode 11 The Apology	Episode 12 The Words
Episode 13 The Skull	Episode 14 The Bet	Episode 15 Christmas	Episode 16 The Watch
Episode 17 The Bumpkin	Episode 18 The Flakers	Episode 19 The Authority	Episode 20 The Virus
Episode 21 The Pony	Episode 22 The Hero	Episode 23 The Dream	Episode 24 The Sidekick
Episode 25 The Photo	Episode 26 The Tag	Episode 27 The Storm	Episode 28 The Lesson
Episode 29 The Game	Episode 30 The Limit	Episode 31 The Voice	Episode 32 The Promise
Episode 33 The Castle	Episode 34 The Boombox	Episode 35 The Tape	Episode 36 The Sweaters
Episode 37 The Internet	Episode 38 The Plan	Episode 39 The World	Episode 40 The Finale

Episode 1 The Kids	Episode 2 The Fan	Episode 3 The Coach	Episode 4 The Joy
Episode 5 The Puppy	Episode 6 The Recipe	Episode 7 The Name	Episode 8 The Extras
Episode 9 The Gripes	Episode 10 The Vacation	Episode 11 The Fraud	Episode 12 The Void
Episode 13 The Boss	Episode 14 The Move	Episode 15 The Law	Episode 16 The Allergy
Episode 17 The Mothers	Episode 18 The Password	Episode 19 The Procrastinators	Episode 20 The Shell
Episode 21 The Burden	Episode 22 The Bros	Episode 23 The Mirror	Episode 24 The Man
Episode 25 The Pizza	Episode 26 The Lie	Episode 27 The Butterfly	Episode 28 The Question
Episode 29 The Saint	Episode 30 The Friend	Episode 31 The Oracle	Episode 32 The Safety
Episode 33 The Society	Episode 34 The Spoiler	Episode 35 The Countdown	Episode 36 The Nobody
Episode 37 The Downer	Episode 38 The Egg	Episode 39 The Triangle	Episode 40 The Money

Episode 1 The Return	Episode 2 The Nemesis	Episode 3 The Crew	Episode 4 The Others
Episode 5 The Signature	Episode 6 The Check	Episode 7 The Pest	Episode 8 The Sale
Episode 9 The Gift	Episode 10 The Parking	Episode 11 The Routine	Episode 12 The Upgrade
Episode 13 The Comic	Episode 14 The Romantic	Episode 15 The Uploads	Episode 16 The Apprentice
Episode 17 The Hug	Episode 18 The Wicked	Episode 19 The Traitor	Episode 20 The Origins
Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two	Episode 22 The Girlfriend	Episode 23 The Advice	Episode 24 The Signal
Episode 25 The Parasite	Episode 26 The Love	Episode 27 The Awkwardness	Episode 28 The Nest
Episode 29 The Points	Episode 30 The Bus	Episode 31 The Night	Episode 32 The Misunderstandings
Episode 33 The Roots	Episode 34 The Blame	Episode 35 The Slap	Episode 36 The Detective
Episode 37 The Fury	Episode 38 The Compilation	Episode 39 The Scam	Episode 40 The Disaster

Episode 1 The Rerun	Episode 2 The Stories	Episode 3 The Guy	Episode 4 The Boredom
Episode 5 The Vision	Episode 6 The Choices	Episode 7 The Code	Episode 8 The Test
Episode 9 The Slide	Episode 10 The Loophole	Episode 11 The Fuss	Episode 12 The Copycats
Episode 13 The Potato	Episode 14 The Outside	Episode 15 The Vase	Episode 16 The Matchmaker
Episode 17 The Box	Episode 18 The Console	Episode 19 The Ollie	Episode 20 The Catfish
Episode 21 The Cycle	Episode 22 The Stars	Episode 23 The Grades	Episode 24 The Diet
Episode 25 The Ex	Episode 26 The Sorcerer	Episode 27 The Menu	Episode 28 The Uncle
Episode 29 The Weirdo	Episode 30 The Heist	Episode 31 The Singing	Episode 32 The Best
Episode 33 The Worst	Episode 34 The Deal	Episode 35 The Petals	Episode 36 The Nuisance
Episode 37 The Line	Episode 38 The List	Episode 39 The News	Episode 40 The Puppets

Episode 1 The Rival	Episode 2 The Lady	Episode 3 The Sucker	Episode 4 The Vegging
Episode 5 The One	Episode 6 The Father	Episode 7 The Cringe	Episode 8 The Cage
Episode 9 The Neighbor	Episode 10 The Anybody	Episode 11 The Faith	Episode 12 The Candidate
Episode 13 The Pact	Episode 14 The Shippening	Episode 15 The Brain	Episode 16 The Parents
Episode 17 The Founder	Episode 18 The Schooling	Episode 19 The Intelligence	Episode 20 The Potion
Episode 21 The Spinoffs	Episode 22 The Transformation	Episode 23 The Understanding	Episode 24 The Ad
Episode 25 The Ghouls	Episode 26 The Stink	Episode 27 The Awareness	Episode 28 The Slip
Episode 29 The Drama	Episode 30 The Buddy	Episode 31 The Possession	Episode 32 The Master
Episode 33 The Silence	Episode 34 The Future	Episode 35 The Wish	Episode 36 The Factory
Episode 37 The Agent	Episode 38 The Web	Episode 39 The Mess	Episode 40 The Heart
Episode 41 The Revolt	Episode 42 The Decisions	Episode 43 The BFFS	Episode 44 The Inquisition