Sad Rocky
- Rocky: [Lets out a moan, then looks to the left; lets out a longer, more evident moan, and looks to the left again; moans again] Okay, are you guys gonna ask why I look so down or what?
- Gumball: Sorry, dude, I thought that was your gaming face.
- Darwin: Yeah, mine looks like a lonely widow looking out at the waves that claimed her sea captain husband.
- Gumball: Mine's like halfway between a sneeze and a belch.
- [They both do their gaming faces.]
- Rocky: Are you gonna ask me or not?
- Gumball: [Stops playing on the computer] Oh, sorry, yes. What's wrong?
- Rocky: [Wailing] You wouldn't understand.
- Gumball: Okay, then. [Continues to play on the computer]
- [Rocky sighs]
- Gumball: [Stops playing on the computer] Just kidding. We're here for you, dude. [Rubs and squeezes Rocky's nose]
- Rocky: The only woman I've spoken to in the last six months was a farmer's daughter who wanted me to retrieve her goat.
- Gumball: Sounds like you could milk that situation.
- Rocky: It was in the video game we're playing.
- Gumball: Oh.
- Darwin: Did you find the goat, though?
- Rocky: That's not the point! Instead of living my life, all I do is waste it online raiding orc villages with a couple of juvenile dwarves.
- Darwin: Hey, Gisly and Tarquin were very useful in the last raid. They just need to gain more XPs.
- Rocky: I meant you two.
- [Gumball and Darwin gasp]
- Gumball: If I wasn't such a neutral-good character, I would push you into that lava pit and steal your loot.
- Darwin: I could start a new character and be your girlfriend in the game.
- Rocky: A dwarf and an elf can't be in love. It goes against the lore. Besides, I've already seen the woman of my dreams. [Rocky flashbacks to when he was at the mall gawking at his dream girl]
- [Rocky runs down the escalator to her but then trips as the escalator keeps flipping him over]
- Rocky: I looked everywhere for her, but she was gone. She was the one.
- [Rocky starts to moan sadly again]
- Gumball: Dude, you know how people say there's only one love in their life and that if they'd never met them, they'd have been alone and sad forever?
- Rocky: Yeah?
- Gumball: That's because they're married to them and it would be very expensive to say otherwise.
- Rocky: Well, what am I supposed to do?
- [Computer makes a noise]
- Rocky: [Reads off computer] You have not interacted with a female player for...
- [Computer loads]
- Rocky: Ever. Meet the love of your life, download our new app now.
- Darwin: It's a sign.
- Gumball: No, it's a cynical ad aimed at desperate people. But let's be honest, they've hit their target. [Puts hand on Rocky's shoulder]
- [Rocky sighs]
- Rocky: I'll give it a try.
- [Rocky downloads the app on his phone]
- Gumball: [Has trouble pronouncing ] Traweler?
- Rocky: Oh, I've heard of this! It's called Trawlr!
- Darwin: Trawlr? Why?
- Gumball: I get it! It's because there's plenty of fish in the sea, and uh, you, uh, won't catch uh, you won't catch a fish with- No no no, uh...
- Darwin: And you need the net to catch it!
- Gumball: And you need the net to-
- Darwin: [Interrupts Gumball] Nu ah ah, I said it first!
- [Gumball hangs his head, gloomy]
Making Rocky's Trawlr account
- [Bell rings]
- Gumball: Okay, you're gonna need a good photo if you want to stand out.
- Rocky: [Sigh] This Internet dating thing lacks romance. I always thought that I would meet my girlfriend by bumping into her and accidentally switching brief cases, or she runs me over with her pickup truck and while I'm lying on the road, she gives me CPR and when I come round, she wipes away the dribble and we share a passionate kiss.
- Gumball: [Looking at Rocky's phone] How 'bout prison, you got a romcom scenario for that?
- Rocky: Why?
- Gumball: [Swiping through Rocky's selfies on his phone] You look like the kinda guy who loves taxidermy and long walks in the dark.
- Darwin: It's 'cause they're the wrong angle for a selfie. Everyone looks awful from underneath. You need to go high. Look. [Darwin holds the phone from underneath] Ugly. [Darwin holds phone from above] Pretty! See? [Darwin takes photo of Rocky from above]
- [Everyone looks at photo of Rocky, which looks scary causing Darwin to gasp loudly]
- Gumball: I guess we're going to have to do what every teenager does on the internet. [Gumball edits Rocky's photo] Filter and crop! And voila! [Gumball shows Rocky the photo which looks entirely different from him]
Trying out Trawlr
- [School is dismissed]
- Rocky: Now, it's asking me to write a bio. How would describe my financial situation?
- Darwin: Tragic?
- Rocky: It also wants to know my hobbies.
- Darwin: Well?
- Rocky: I like cheese and internet memes!
- Gumball: That's gonna be hard to sell.
- Rocky: Well, how would you describe me? I'm a school janitor who mops the bathrooms and serves slop in the cafeteria for less than minimum wage.
- Gumball: Just embellish the truth. Like, uh, I work for a nonprofit organization that saves children from squalor, diseases, and starvation.
- Rocky: Ok, so here's how it works. I get profiles of girls located in the same town, and I slide down when I see the one I like. If she does the same, we get to chat.
- [A human woman comes up on the app, and the guys make barf noises and gag]
- Darwin: [Disgusted] She looks like a puppet made out of meat!
- Rocky: Her hair looks like it's made out of lots of little hairs!
- Gumball: And what's wrong with her hands?! Aw dude, she's got five fingers! Slide up! Slide up!
- [A pebble with a smiley face comes up]
- All: Now, we're talking.
- Rocky: Should I slide down?
- Gumball: No dude, you need to check out the market before you park it.
- [Rocky slides up]
- Gumball: Too tall.
- [Rocky slides up]
- Gumball: Too small.
- [Rocky slides up]
- Gumball: Too average size.
- Darwin: Aren't they going to feel bad being rejected?
- Rocky: Meh, it's all virtual, no one actually gets hurt.
- [Slides up]
- [Scene cuts to the Hexagon Lady flying up]
- [Another scene cuts to Alison flying up]
- [Last scene cuts to Felicity flying up, but she is in her car and crashes into a house]
- Darwin: Are you sure we're not being too picky?
- Gumball: You tell me. This one just sent a picture of her new tattoo of Rocky's face.
- [Rocky smiles]
- Gumball: On her face.
- [Then frowns]
- Darwin: Uh, slide up.
- [Rocky slides up]
- [They watch as a person falls down from the sky]
- [The Green Bear pops up on Rocky's phone]
- Rocky: Oo, what about this one? [Slides down] Ah, she likes me, she said "Hey," what do I say? Quick, I need a pickup line!
- Darwin: Oh, uh, how about, "Hey girl, did you know that when you're in love, your heart burns up to a hundred calories per hour? Wanna go for a workout?"
- Gumball: Yes, great! Type exactly what we say.
- [Rocky types what they say]
- Rocky: And, send! [Reads off phone to see what she said] "Are you calling me fat?"
- Gumball: Uh, no no no! Say "I just meant, was your dad a baker?"
- Rocky: [Sends what Gumball says a little too early] She says "Why, because it looks like I only eat cake?"
- Gumball: [Screams] No! I was gonna say "because you look very sweet!" Awh, you pressed send too early!
- Darwin: Try, "You could stop traffic."
- [Rocky types what Darwin says]
- Rocky: [Reads what she replied] "I get it, cause I'm such a car crash."
- Darwin: No! "Because people would stop to look at you!" [Getting frustrated]
- Gumball: Try, "Was there an earthquake or did you just walk into the room? Because you rock my-"
- [Rocky types and sends too early again]
- Gumball: Stop pressing send too early, you dork muffin! [Gumball says that to Rocky but Rocky types it] Wait, did you just? [Reads what Rocky sent to the person on Trawlr] "Was there an earthquake or did you just walk into the room you dork muffin?" What is wrong with you?!
- Rocky: Okay! Okay! I'm trying but you're going too fast! In case you haven't noticed, it's kinda hard to text with these! [Holds hand up] Ugh, I give up, it's like my mom always says: [Turns face into Mrs. Robinsons' face] "Meh meh, meh meh meh."
- Darwin: What?
- Rocky: I have a face only a mother could love.
- Gumball: Yeah, well your mom is so nasty that she bit a dog and gave it rabies. [sighs and realizes that Rocky is still typing] You're still typing, aren't you.
- Rocky: Yeah.
- [Gumball facepalms]
- [Rocky flies up and screams, then falls on the steps in front of the school]
- Darwin: [Rocky's phone vibrates and Darwin picks it up] On the plus side, you got another hit.
- [Rocky grabs the phone and sees the person]
- Rocky: Okay, this one just has a picture of a white mask. Pickup line?
- Darwin: "Are you a combination of my recent memories and my childhood traumas? Because girl, you are a dream."
- [Gumball and Rocky look at him]
- Darwin: What? That's what dreams are.
- [Gumball takes Rocky's phone]
- Gumball: [Gumball reads what's on the phone quietly] "Meh meh meh meh meh meh..." [Gumball gasps and makes a horrified face, and quickly realizes it is Mrs. Robinson. He just looks at Rocky and does not tell him]
- Rocky: So?
- [Gumball quickly slides up and scene cuts to Mrs. Robinson flying up from her house and falling back in front of the house]
- Gumball: Nah, she rejected you.
- Rocky: [Rocky sighs] Finding love on the internet is like spray cheese. It might taste like cheese, but it's really bad for your self-esteem. What happened to finding love the romantic way? Like looking at each other across a crowded room at a party neither of you are enjoying. Or chasing after someone before they board their flight and disappear forever.
- Gumball: [Sighs and pats Rocky] That only happens in the movies. Which you would know if you could get a date to go to the cinema with.
- [Rocky's phone makes a noise]
- Darwin: [Looks at phone] Dude, what did you say the girl of your dreams looks like?
- Rocky: Like my soulmate.
- [Darwin shows Rocky his phone with the girl he saw at the mall earlier]
- Rocky: [Gasps] That's her! The girl from the mall!
- Gumball: Puppet victory dance!
- [They all dance crazily]
- Rocky: Time to slide down, 'cause things are looking up!
- [Rocky slides down while Darwin is holding the phone]
- Darwin: Wait.
- Rocky: What?
- Darwin: You just slid up.
- Rocky: What do you? What?! How?!
- Darwin: I was holding it flat, the picture was toward me! You slid the wrong way man!
- Rocky: Well, slide it back!
- Darwin: You can't! That's how it works! If you slide up, it's over!
- Rocky: She's gone. [Rocky and Darwin start to moan and cry]
- Gumball: No! [Darwin and Rocky look at him] If she popped up on that phone, it means she's still in town. Rocky, it's time for romance.
- [Rocky sighs happily]
Finding Rocky's soulmate
- [Music starts playing as they run across town]
- Gumball: Out of the way! Move! [They run over people]
- Shape Lady: What is wrong with you?!
- Gumball: We're trying to find the love of his life before she disappears forever!
- Shape Lady: Well, if it's in the name of love, then... [She gives them a thumbs up, as does her baby]
- [The guys run over Betty]
- Betty: What does she look like?
- [Gumball pushes Gary while he's holding a plant and puts the plant on top of Rocky's head]
- Betty: I saw her at the hospital.
- Gumball: [Helps Betty up] Thank you. [He pushes her back down]
- [Betty gives them a thumbs up]
- [They enter the hospital and as Marvin exits the hospital, Gumball goes back and pushes Marvin off his wheelchair]
- Gumball: [Gumball pushes the Melted Cheese Guy out of the way, as he talks to one of the nurses] We need to see your medical records!
- Bandage nurse: Are you crazy?! That's illegal!
- Darwin: It's in the name of love!
- Bandage nurse: Well if it's in the name of love, then... [Thumbs up]
- Darwin: [Running as he looks at the medical records] Uh, her name is Brydie! She lives in the suburbs with her parents, and she was born with three ears!
- [They stop running as they inhale deeply]
- Darwin: Ah, but she got one surgically removed.
- Gumball & Rocky: Meh. [They start running again]
- [Scene changes to Harold driving in a car and Rocky pulling him out]
- Harold: Help! Thief!
- Gumball: Don't worry, it's in the name of love!
- Harold: Well, if it's in the name of love, then... [Gives them a thumbs up]
- Darwin: Wait, that car looks faster. [He points to the other car and they get in it and drive away]
- [They finally reach Brydie's house and ring her doorbell. As her father comes to open it, Rocky runs him over with the car]
- Rocky: Brydie!
- Brydie's father: What do you want?
- Rocky: Love.
- Brydie's father: Upstairs, second on the left.
- Rocky: [Sighs happily as they proceed to run him over]
- Brydie's father: No worries.
- [Scene cuts to Brydie listening to music in her bedroom as Rocky appears in front of her]
- Brydie: [She screams] What are you doing here?!
- Gumball: He's been chasing you since you lovingly locked eyes at the mall, before you disappeared into the crowd.
- Darwin: He's been on a quest to find you all day!
- Gumball: He pushed babies to the floor!
- Darwin: He stole your medical record!
- Gumball: He jacked a car!
- Darwin: And ran over your dad when he stepped between you!
- Gumball: All in the name of love! [They all nod]
- Brydie: That sounds a little like child bullying, breach of privacy, grand theft auto, battery, and stalking. Let me rephrase that: it's exactly what it is! And for the record, we did not lock eyes lovingly!
- [Flashback to the mall with Rocky staring intently at Brydie, who looks scared]
- Darwin: Then why did you hit him up on Trawlr?
- Brydie: Because the creepy guy standing in my bedroom looks nothing like this! [Shows them Rocky's profile picture on Trawlr]
- [Rocky sighs]
- Brydie: Wait! Wait, after everything you've been through to find me, I can't just let you walk away. So... [Rocky gets happy but then Brydie slides her phone up and they fly out of her bedroom]
- [Scene changes to Rocky playing a game on his computer, where Darwin plays as a dwarf to be Rocky's girlfriend in the game]
- Rocky: [Sighs] Thanks, man. It's not the same, but it'll do for now. [Rocky fist bumps with Darwin]
- [Episode ends]
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| Episode 1 The DVD |
Episode 2 The Responsible |
Episode 3 The Third |
Episode 4 The Debt |
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| Episode 5 The End |
Episode 6 The Dress |
Episode 7 The Quest |
Episode 8 The Spoon |
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| Episode 9 The Pressure |
Episode 10 The Painting |
Episode 11 The Laziest |
Episode 12 The Ghost |
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| Episode 13 The Mystery |
Episode 14 The Prank |
Episode 15 The Gi |
Episode 16 The Kiss |
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| Episode 17 The Party |
Episode 18 The Refund |
Episode 19 The Robot |
Episode 20 The Picnic |
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| Episode 21 The Goons |
Episode 22 The Secret |
Episode 23 The Sock |
Episode 24 The Genius |
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| Episode 25 The Poltergeist |
Episode 26 The Mustache |
Episode 27 The Date |
Episode 28 The Club |
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| Episode 29 The Wand |
Episode 30 The Ape |
Episode 31 The Car |
Episode 32 The Curse |
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| Episode 33 The Microwave |
Episode 34 The Meddler |
Episode 35 The Helmet |
Episode 36 The Fight |
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| Episode 1 The Remote |
Episode 2 The Colossus |
Episode 3 The Knights |
Episode 4 The Fridge |
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| Episode 5 The Flower |
Episode 6 The Banana |
Episode 7 The Phone |
Episode 8 The Job |
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| Episode 9 Halloween |
Episode 10 The Treasure |
Episode 11 The Apology |
Episode 12 The Words |
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| Episode 13 The Skull |
Episode 14 The Bet |
Episode 15 Christmas |
Episode 16 The Watch |
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| Episode 17 The Bumpkin |
Episode 18 The Flakers |
Episode 19 The Authority |
Episode 20 The Virus |
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| Episode 21 The Pony |
Episode 22 The Hero |
Episode 23 The Dream |
Episode 24 The Sidekick |
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| Episode 25 The Photo |
Episode 26 The Tag |
Episode 27 The Storm |
Episode 28 The Lesson |
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| Episode 29 The Game |
Episode 30 The Limit |
Episode 31 The Voice |
Episode 32 The Promise |
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| Episode 33 The Castle |
Episode 34 The Boombox |
Episode 35 The Tape |
Episode 36 The Sweaters |
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| Episode 37 The Internet |
Episode 38 The Plan |
Episode 39 The World |
Episode 40 The Finale |
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| Episode 1 The Kids |
Episode 2 The Fan |
Episode 3 The Coach |
Episode 4 The Joy |
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| Episode 5 The Puppy |
Episode 6 The Recipe |
Episode 7 The Name |
Episode 8 The Extras |
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| Episode 9 The Gripes |
Episode 10 The Vacation |
Episode 11 The Fraud |
Episode 12 The Void |
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| Episode 13 The Boss |
Episode 14 The Move |
Episode 15 The Law |
Episode 16 The Allergy |
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| Episode 17 The Mothers |
Episode 18 The Password |
Episode 19 The Procrastinators |
Episode 20 The Shell |
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| Episode 21 The Burden |
Episode 22 The Bros |
Episode 23 The Mirror |
Episode 24 The Man |
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| Episode 25 The Pizza |
Episode 26 The Lie |
Episode 27 The Butterfly |
Episode 28 The Question |
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| Episode 29 The Saint |
Episode 30 The Friend |
Episode 31 The Oracle |
Episode 32 The Safety |
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| Episode 33 The Society |
Episode 34 The Spoiler |
Episode 35 The Countdown |
Episode 36 The Nobody |
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| Episode 37 The Downer |
Episode 38 The Egg |
Episode 39 The Triangle |
Episode 40 The Money |
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| Episode 1 The Return |
Episode 2 The Nemesis |
Episode 3 The Crew |
Episode 4 The Others |
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| Episode 5 The Signature |
Episode 6 The Check |
Episode 7 The Pest |
Episode 8 The Sale |
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| Episode 9 The Gift |
Episode 10 The Parking |
Episode 11 The Routine |
Episode 12 The Upgrade |
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| Episode 13 The Comic |
Episode 14 The Romantic |
Episode 15 The Uploads |
Episode 16 The Apprentice |
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| Episode 17 The Hug |
Episode 18 The Wicked |
Episode 19 The Traitor |
Episode 20 The Origins |
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| Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two |
Episode 22 The Girlfriend |
Episode 23 The Advice |
Episode 24 The Signal |
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| Episode 25 The Parasite |
Episode 26 The Love |
Episode 27 The Awkwardness |
Episode 28 The Nest |
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| Episode 29 The Points |
Episode 30 The Bus |
Episode 31 The Night |
Episode 32 The Misunderstandings |
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| Episode 33 The Roots |
Episode 34 The Blame |
Episode 35 The Slap |
Episode 36 The Detective |
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| Episode 37 The Fury |
Episode 38 The Compilation |
Episode 39 The Scam |
Episode 40 The Disaster |
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| Episode 1 The Rerun |
Episode 2 The Stories |
Episode 3 The Guy |
Episode 4 The Boredom |
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| Episode 5 The Vision |
Episode 6 The Choices |
Episode 7 The Code |
Episode 8 The Test |
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| Episode 9 The Slide |
Episode 10 The Loophole |
Episode 11 The Fuss |
Episode 12 The Copycats |
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| Episode 13 The Potato |
Episode 14 The Outside |
Episode 15 The Vase |
Episode 16 The Matchmaker |
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| Episode 17 The Box |
Episode 18 The Console |
Episode 19 The Ollie |
Episode 20 The Catfish |
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| Episode 21 The Cycle |
Episode 22 The Stars |
Episode 23 The Grades |
Episode 24 The Diet |
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| Episode 25 The Ex |
Episode 26 The Sorcerer |
Episode 27 The Menu |
Episode 28 The Uncle |
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| Episode 29 The Weirdo |
Episode 30 The Heist |
Episode 31 The Singing |
Episode 32 The Best |
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| Episode 33 The Worst |
Episode 34 The Deal |
Episode 35 The Petals |
Episode 36 The Nuisance |
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| Episode 37 The Line |
Episode 38 The List |
Episode 39 The News |
Episode 40 The Puppets |
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| Episode 1 The Rival |
Episode 2 The Lady |
Episode 3 The Sucker |
Episode 4 The Vegging |
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| Episode 5 The One |
Episode 6 The Father |
Episode 7 The Cringe |
Episode 8 The Cage |
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| Episode 9 The Neighbor |
Episode 10 The Anybody |
Episode 11 The Faith |
Episode 12 The Candidate |
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| Episode 13 The Pact |
Episode 14 The Shippening |
Episode 15 The Brain |
Episode 16 The Parents |
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| Episode 17 The Founder |
Episode 18 The Schooling |
Episode 19 The Intelligence |
Episode 20 The Potion |
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| Episode 21 The Spinoffs |
Episode 22 The Transformation |
Episode 23 The Understanding |
Episode 24 The Ad |
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| Episode 25 The Ghouls |
Episode 26 The Stink |
Episode 27 The Awareness |
Episode 28 The Slip |
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| Episode 29 The Drama |
Episode 30 The Buddy |
Episode 31 The Possession |
Episode 32 The Master |
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| Episode 33 The Silence |
Episode 34 The Future |
Episode 35 The Wish |
Episode 36 The Factory |
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| Episode 37 The Agent |
Episode 38 The Web |
Episode 39 The Mess |
Episode 40 The Heart |
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| Episode 41 The Revolt |
Episode 42 The Decisions |
Episode 43 The BFFS |
Episode 44 The Inquisition |