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+ | ==Let's Drop Out!== |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin are shown walking in the convenient store at TDM Gas}} |
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− | ==Let’s Drop Out!== |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: I say we ditch school today. They've already taught us the three key things we need to know— how to do the grammaring of words good and how to count. |
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− | ::{{d|event|The episode begins with a view of TDM Gas, the camera switches to inside. Gumball and Darwin are seen walking through the convenient store.}} |
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+ | :{{d|Darwin}}: I don't know, man. I feel like we still need math. Like say you've got twenty dollars and you wanna buy three two-dollar candy bars. How much money do you give Larry? |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: {{d|event|Throws money on Larry's desk}} All of it and wait for change, like everyone else does. I say we don't just ditch school today, we straight up drop out. Ah! {{d|event|Accidentally breaks a Gumball machine}} |
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+ | :{{d|Larry}}: {{d|event|Angrily}} Hmm. |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Yeah, well, sorry, but Mewtwo's first law of physics— what goes up, uh, stays in Vegas. |
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+ | :{{d|Larry}}: Isaac Newton would be spinning in his grave, but gravity won't let him. Personally, guys, I think you should go to class. Look at me! Nothing good comes out of ditching school. |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: What are you talking about? You spend all day doing small jobs with no expectations whatsoever! You're living the dream, Larry. |
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+ | :{{d|Larry}}: Given how little I sleep, that's more true than I wish it was. |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Trust me, man, school is way worse. Last summer, we only had six weeks off instead of eight. |
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+ | :{{d|Darwin}}: Then, it was straight back to the everyday grind, the old nine-to-three! |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}} and {{d|Darwin}}: {{d|event|Shuddering}} Ugh. |
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+ | :{{d|Larry}}: What about college? I hear it's pretty fun! |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: What's the point of college? Sure, you discover yourself, but it turns out that yourself is someone with a hundred dollars of debt and a didgeridoo. |
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+ | :{{d|Larry}}: But what would you do for money? |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Same thing that graduates do— take some job as a bag boy at the local supermarket or something. |
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+ | :{{d|Larry}}: Hmm, fair enough. Hey, could you fill in for me while I take five? My doctor says if I don't take a break at least once a year, my heart might stop from exhaustion. |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Hey, go for it, man! Take longer if you want. |
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+ | :{{d|Larry}}: My doctor says if I take longer than five minutes, the drop in adrenaline could stop my heart. |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin, in uniform, laugh behind Larry's counter, scanning items}} |
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+ | :{{d|Larry}}: {{d|event|Sighs}} Can I trust you with this? |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Oh, I don't know. I mean, it looks really hard. Let me fully shut down my brain. |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Darwin laughs}} |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Am I doing this right? More gawping? |
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+ | :{{d|Darwin}}: No stress. We got you, dude. |
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+ | :{{d|Larry}}: Eh. {{d|event|Exits the store}} |
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+ | ==Larry's Schedule== |
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− | :{{d|gumball}}: I say we ditch school today. They’ve already taught us the three key things we need to know: How to do the grammaring of words good and how to count. |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Okay, we just follow this timetable to the last letter. |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin, panting, follow the extremely long schedule which happens to extend over a train crossing}} |
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+ | :{{d|Darwin}}: I think that's it— |
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+ | ::{{d|event|A train passing by has a continuation of the same list, and Gumball and Darwin groan. At Joyful Burger, a printer prints the end of the list by the time they get there}} |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Ah, there it is. So, what do we do? |
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+ | :{{d|Darwin}}: What it said on the timetable. Didn't you read it? |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: I didn't say I'd read it. I said I'd follow it to the last letter. |
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+ | :{{d|Darwin}}: R! |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball looks to the list, which says "327. LOCK DOOR"}} |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Oh, good guess. |
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+ | :{{d|Harold}}: Can I finally get some service here? |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin pop up at the cashier counter}} |
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+ | :{{d|Harold}}: I purchased this so-called bottomless cup of soda not ten minutes ago, and yet, I was barely out of the door when I discovered this! |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: But there's nothing wrong with your cup. |
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+ | :{{d|Harold}}: Are you trying to deny my consumer right to make bogus complaints to get free stuff? |
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+ | :{{d|Darwin}}: Of course not, sir. Bottomless means you can just refill the cup as much as you like. |
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+ | :{{d|Harold}}: Oh, really? Then I suggest you have a chat with my little friend, Webster! He's a dictionary salesman, got me a good discount on this one. Aha! Bottomless, adjective— without a bottom. I think this deserves a gesture of good will. |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: As you wish, sir. {{d|event|Punctures the cup with a fork}} |
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+ | :{{d|Woman}}: A little help, please. |
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+ | ==Lost and Found== |
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− | :{{d|darwin}}: I don’t know, man. I feel like we still need math. Like say you've got.. twenty dollars and you wanna buy three 2 dollar candy bars. How much money do you give Larry? |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin change their uniforms and pop up at the customer service counter, in front of an old woman}} |
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− | :{{d|gumball}}: {{d|event|Throws money on Larry’s desk}} All of it and wait for change, like everyone else does. I say we don’t just ditch school today, we straight up drop out. {{d|event|Leans on a gumball machine and accidentally breaks it}} |
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− | :{{d|larry}}: (angrily) Hmm. |
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− | :{{d|gumball}}: Yeah well, sorry but Mewtwo's first law of physics; what goes up, uh, stays in Vegas. |
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− | :{{d|larry}}: Isaac Newton would be spinning in his grave, but gravity won't let him. Personally, guys, I think you should go to class. Look at me, nothing good comes out of ditching school. |
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− | :{{d|gumball}}: What are you talking about? You spend all day doing small jobs with no expectations whatsoever. You're living the dream, Larry. |
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− | :{{d|larry}}: Given how little I sleep, that's more true than I wish it was. |
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− | :{{d|gumball}}: Trust me, man, school is way worse. Last summer we only had six weeks off instead of eight. |
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− | :{{d|darwin}}: Then it was straight back to the everyday grind, the old 9-to-3! |
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− | ::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin shudder.}} |
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− | :{{d|larry}}: What about college? I hear it's pretty fun. |
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− | :{{d|gumball}}: What's the point of college? Sure, you discover yourself, but it turns out that yourself is someone with $100,000 of debt and a didgeridoo. |
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− | :{{d|larry}}: But what would you do for money? |
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− | :{{d|gumball}}: Same thing that graduates do; take some job as a bag boy at the local supermarket or something. |
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− | :{{d|larry}}: Hmm, fair enough. Hey, could you fill in for me while I take five? My doctor says if I don't a break at least once a year, my heart might stop from exhaustion. {{d|event|Walks over to door}} |
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− | :{{d|gumball}}: Hey, go for it, man! Take longer if you want. |
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− | :{{d|larry}}: My doctor says if I take longer than five minutes, the drop in adrenaline could stop my heart. |
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− | :{{d|gumball}} and {{d|darwin}}: {{d|event|Behind the counter, wearing uniforms, laughing.}} |
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− | :{{d|larry}}: (sighs) Can I trust you with this? |
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− | :{{d|gumball}}: Oh, I don't know. I mean, it looks really hard. Let me fully shut down my brain. {{d|event|Darwin laughs. }} Am I doing this right? More |
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− | :{{d|darwin}}; No stress, we got you, dude. |
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− | :{{d|larry}}: Eh. {{d|event|Walks out of the store.}} |
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− | ==Larry’s Schedule== |
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− | :{{d|Gumball}}: Well, we just follow this times-table to the last letter. ''[Points to the list of turns in the wall and follow it to the backside. Both sigh awkwardly and keep following the list until a siege in front the rail roads of a train]'' |
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− | : {{d|Darwin}}: I think that´s it´s ov... ''[A train with the same list pass behind them]'' |
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− | : {{d|Gumball}} and {{d|Darwin}}: ''[Both sigh and keeps walking til' they arrive the dessert. The scene cuts and both enter to a Joyful Burguer branch where a photocopier ends the list]'' |
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− | : {{d|Gumball}}: There it is, so, what do we do? |
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− | : {{d|Darwin}}: And what did appear in the times-table, didn't you read it? |
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− | : {{d|Gumball}}: I don´t say I read it, I say just followit to the last letter. |
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− | : {{d|Darwin}}: R! |
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− | : {{d|Gumball}}: ''[Look to the turns an sees one that says "Lock the door"] ''Oh, good guess. |
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− | : {{d|Harold}}: ''[In the background]'' Can I finally get some service here? |
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− | : ''[Gumball and Darwin go to the counter and put their bonnets]'' |
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− | : {{d|Harold}}: ''[Holding a soda cup]'' I purchase this cup fully of soda ten minutes ago, and then I was getting out of the door when I find this! ''[Points to the basse of the cup]'' |
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− | : {{d|Gumball}}: But there’s nothing wrong with your cup. |
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− | : {{d|Harold}}: Are you trying to deny my concern and right of complaint for get free stuff? |
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− | : {{d|Darwin}}: Of course we not, sir, you can make complaints about the cup as much as you like. |
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− | : {{d|Harold}}: Oh, really? Then I suggest you add a chapter to my little friend ''[Picks a book] ''¡¡Rules ''[He opens it and starts turning the page] ''Here is the dictionary of it, but I think I will not discover it as well. ''[Points at the book when he find something] ''Bottle mistake, without a bottle, this deserve a feast of free service. |
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− | : {{d|Gumball}}: As you wish sir. ''[Picks the cup and puncture the basse of the cup with a fork whle the soda spills and '' |
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− | Harold looks in shock] |
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− | : {{d|Old Woman}}: ''[In the background] ''A little help, please. |
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− | ==Lost And Found.== |
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− | : ''[Gumball and Darwin put another uniforms and go to the counter of the customer service in the mall, where a old lady is waiting]'' |
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:{{d|Darwin}}: Are you okay, ma'am? |
:{{d|Darwin}}: Are you okay, ma'am? |
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+ | :{{d|Woman}}: I've lost my little Timmy. Can you help me to find him? |
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+ | :{{d|Darwin}}: Sure, what does he look like? |
+ | :{{d|Woman}}: He's five ten, about two hundred pounds, red hair, a mustache. |
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− | :{{d|Darwin}}: |
+ | :{{d|Darwin}}: Okay, when was the last time you saw Little Timmy? |
+ | :{{d|Woman}}: Nineteen seventy five. |
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− | :{{d|Old Woman}}: ''[Making gestures with her hands] ''He's fifty, two hundred pounds, red air, a mustache. |
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− | :{{d|Darwin}}: ''[Awkwardly'''']'' '''Okay, when was the last time you saw Little Timmy? |
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− | :{{d|Old Woman}}: It was nineteen, seventy five. |
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:{{d|Darwin}}: You meant here in the store? |
:{{d|Darwin}}: You meant here in the store? |
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+ | :{{d|Woman}}: No, in New Jersey. |
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+ | :{{d|Darwin}}: I'm sorry, madam, but— |
+ | :{{d|Woman}}: Can you call him on the PA, please? |
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− | :{{d|Darwin}}: |
+ | :{{d|Darwin}}: But how could he possibly— |
+ | :{{d|Woman}}: Can you call him, please? |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin look each other in sadness}} |
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− | :{{d|Old Woman}}: Can you call him by the PA system, please? |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: {{d|event|In a microphone}} Uh, could little Timmy come to the counter, please? |
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+ | :{{d|Woman}}: You got to sing his song if you want him to come. |
+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Uh... how does the song go? |
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+ | ::{{d|event|The scene shows Gumball's song horrifying the customers}} |
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− | :{{d|Old Woman}}: Can you call him, please? |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: {{d|event|Singing}} Make me a cake and fill it with brisket |
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− | : ''[Gumball and Darwin look each other with sadness]'' |
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− | :{{d|Gumball}}: ''[By the microphone of the counter] ''Could Little Timmy please come to the counter, please? |
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− | :{{d|Old Woman}}: You got to sing his song if you want him to come. |
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− | :{{d|Gumball}}: Uh... how the song go? |
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− | : ''[The scene cuts to several customers shopping. Gumball starts to sing by the microphone of the counter]'' |
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− | :{{d|Gumball}}: ''[Singing] ''Make me a cake and fill it with brisket |
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:The taste of your hands only sweetens the biscuit |
:The taste of your hands only sweetens the biscuit |
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:Mama's proud boy, his belly is swollen |
:Mama's proud boy, his belly is swollen |
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+ | :Slathered in butter until it turns golden |
+ | :{{d|Darwin}}: I'm really sorry, madam, but I don't think little Timmy is going to— |
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+ | :{{d|Little Timmy}}: Mama! |
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+ | :{{d|Woman}}: Timmy! Oh! |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Both Timmy and the woman flick each other's lips and flutter their tongues}} |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Okay, anything else we can do to you? |
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+ | :{{d|Woman}}: Yes, my baby's hungry. I would like to purchase a clothsack, a baseball bat, and a possum. |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Of course, so just walk straight out of the mall, turn left, go to the police precinct, and ask the same question there. They'll give you exactly what you need. |
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+ | :{{d|Woman}}: Thank you. Here's a tip for your trouble. {{d|event|Gives him dentures and exits}} |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: {{d|event|Throws the denture away}} Ugh! |
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+ | :{{d|Felicity}}: Waiter! |
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+ | ==The Window== |
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− | : ''[The song ends and the costumers look to Gumball awkwardly]'' |
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+ | ::{{d|event|In a restaurant, Gumball and Darwin attend to Felicity as waiters}} |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}} and {{d|Darwin}}: Yes, ma'am? |
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+ | :{{d|Felicity}}: I would like to be moved closer to the window, please. |
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+ | :{{d|Darwin}}: Sure! Please change seats. |
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+ | :{{d|Felicity}}: I said I would like to be moved closer to the window. |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin grunt, pushing Felicity's chair}} |
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+ | :{{d|Felicity}}: A little closer, please. |
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+ | ::{{d|event|They push Felicity's chair closer, causing her to squeeze against the window}} |
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+ | :{{d|Felicity}}: I said, closer. |
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+ | ::{{d|event|They push further}} |
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+ | :{{d|Felicity}}: Closer. |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Is this close enough, ma'am? |
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+ | :{{d|Felicity}}: I said— {{d|event|Shatters through the glass and falls}} The view is terrible! |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin sigh, and a bank alarm goes off in the background. They gasp}} |
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− | :{{d|Darwin}}: I'm sorry madam, but I don't think Little Timmy is going to... |
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− | :{{d|Little Timmy}}: ''[Appears]'' Mama!! |
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− | :{{d|Old Woman}}: Timmy!! ''[Both hug and touch each other mouth]'' |
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− | :'''Gumball''': ''[Looking awkwardly] ''Okay, is anything else we can do to you? |
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− | :{{d|Old Woman}}: Yes, my baby's hungry, I would like to purchase a closs-jacket, a baseball bat, and a passport. |
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− | :{{d|Gumball}}: Of course, so cross the street in front of the mall, turn left, go to the police station and make the same question there. They’ll give you exactly what you need. |
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− | :{{d|Old Woman}}: Thank you. Here’s a tip for your trouble. ''[She gives him her denture and goes away]'' |
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− | :'' [Gumball throws the denture away]'' |
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− | :{{d|Felicity}}: ''[In the background] Waiter!'' |
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− | ==The Window== |
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− | ::{{d|event|Felicity is seen in a restaurant, Gumball and Darwin walk onto the screen with waiter uniforms on.}} |
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− | :{{d|Gumball}} and {{d|Darwin}}: Yes, ma’am? |
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− | :{{d|felicity|}}: I would like to be moved closer to the window, please. |
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− | :{{d|Darwin|}}: Sure! Please change seats, |
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− | :{{d|felicity|}}: I said I would like to be ''moved'' closer to the window. |
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− | ::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin exhaustedly push Felicity’s chair}} |
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− | :{{d|felicity|}}: A little closer please? |
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− | :{{d|event|The Waiters push Felicity’s chair harder and start gasping for air causing her to squeeze against the window.}} |
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− | :{{d|felicity|}}: I said, closer! {{d|event|Pushed further into the window, and eye veins become visible.}} Closer.. |
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− | :{{d|Gumball|}}: Is this close enough, Ma’am? |
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− | :{{d|felicity|}}: I SAID- {{d|event|Breaks and bursts through the window and lands on grass?}} The view is terrible! |
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− | ::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin sigh, and the bank alarm goes off in the background. They both gasp.}} |
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==Bank Robbery== |
==Bank Robbery== |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin attend the bank as tellers. The Dolphin Man, heavily breathing, comes up front}} |
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− | ::{{d|event|The scene begins with a shot of the Bank of Elmore, then Gumball and Darwin are shown with banker uniforms, organising their ties and then gasping. The screen switches to a disturbing close-up of Dolphin Man breathing heavily.}} |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Oh my gosh, what the what is going on here!? |
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+ | :{{d|Teller}}: This your first time dealing with a stick-up? Don't worry. Everything will be fine. Just follow the procedure. |
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− | :{{d|gumball|}}: {{d|event|Whispering|}} Oh my gosh, what the what is going on here!? |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Okay, okay. {{d|event|Puts money in the bag}} |
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+ | :{{d|Teller}}: What are you doing? He's not robbing us. We're the bank. It's our job to rob him! |
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− | :{{d|Teller|}}: {{d|event|Walking onscreen|}} It’s your first time dealing with a stick up? Don’t worry, everything will be fine. {{d|event|Gives Darwin a bag}} Just follow the procedure. |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Oh, right, uh, okay. Drop your mortgage in the bag! |
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+ | :{{d|Dolphin Man}}: {{d|event|Gasps}} Please, I have children! |
+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Good to know. We'll come for them next! |
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+ | :{{d|Dolphin Man}}: Yes, yes, yes. |
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− | :{{d|Teller|}}: {{d|event|Angrily}} What are you doing? He’s not robbing us, we’re the Bank, it’s our job to rob him! |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: That's a pretty watch! |
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+ | :{{d|Dolphin Man}}: No, please! It belonged to my grandpa! |
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− | :{{d|gumball|}}: Oh, right.. o.. okay. {{d|event|Climbs onto the counter}} DROP YOUR MORTGAGE IN THE BAG! |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: You want to try me? I'll drop your credit score so low you won't even be able to get a loan at the library, punk! |
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+ | :{{d|Dolphin Man}}: Well, at least I'm leaving with my dignity. |
+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: No, we'll have that too. Your pants— put 'em in the bag. |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Dolphin Man puts his pants in the bag and hurries away in tears}} |
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− | :{{d|Gumball|}}: Good to know, we’ll come for them next! |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: {{d|event|Shuddering}} Ugh. I feel dirtier than a rat who joined law enforcement but actually had family connections to the mob and was turning police evidence over to the gangsters. |
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+ | :{{d|Darwin}}: You mean like a rat who was a rat. |
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− | :{{d|Dolphin Man|}}: {{d|event|Quietly while putting wallet in the bag}} Yes... yes, yes. |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Yeah, I guess that's a better way of saying it. |
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+ | :{{d|Teller}}: Boys, I am very disappointed in you. You forgot to sell him a payday loan at a thousand percent interest. |
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− | :{{d|Gumball|}}: {{d|event|Squeezes Dolphin Man’s wrist}} That’s a pretty watch! |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin shudder}} |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Disgusting. |
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− | :{{d|Dolphin Man|}}: No, please! It belonged to my grandpa! |
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+ | :{{d|Mr Small}}: This is unacceptable! |
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− | :{{d|Gumball|}}: {{d|event|Approaches Dolphin Man’s face}} You wanna try me? I’ll drop your credit score so low you won’t be able to even get a loan AT THE LIBRARY, PUNK! |
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− | :{{d|Dolphin Man|}}: {{d|event|Breathing heavily|}} Well atleast I’m leaving with my dignity. |
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− | :{{d|Gumball|}}: No, we’ll have that too. Your pants, put ‘em in the ''bag''. |
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− | ::{{d|event|Dolphin Man pulls his pants down, puts them in the bag and then walks away in tears.}} |
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− | :{{d|Gumball|}}: {{d|event|Shuddering}} I feel dirtier than a rat who joined law enforcement but actually had family connections to the moth who was turning police evidence over to the gangsters. {{d|Event|Jumps off the counter}} |
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− | :{{d|Darwin|}}: You mean like a rat who was a rat. |
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− | :{{d|Gumball|}}: Yeah I guess that’s a better way of saying it. |
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− | :{{d|Teller|}}: Boys, I am very disappointed in you. You forgot to sell him a payday loan at 1000 percent interest. |
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− | ::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin shudder yet again.}} |
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− | :{{d|Gumball|}}: Disgusting... |
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− | :{{d|Mr Small|}}: This is unacceptable! |
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==Pet Store== |
==Pet Store== |
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::{{d|event|The scene begins with Mr Small in the pet store. Gumball and Darwin walk onscreen with new uniforms on yet again.}} |
::{{d|event|The scene begins with Mr Small in the pet store. Gumball and Darwin walk onscreen with new uniforms on yet again.}} |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: What seems to be the problem, sir? |
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+ | :{{d|Mr Small}}: This place is a scandal. All of Mother Nature's creatures deserve to be free. Run, my eight-legged brothers! {{d|event|Gets bitten by spiders}} Aah! Go, you're free! {{d|event|Gets squeezed by snakes}} Fly! {{d|event|Gets attacked by birds}} Ah, ah, ah! Maybe these little guys will be more grateful. |
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− | :{{d|Gumball|}}: What seems to be the problem, sir? |
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+ | ::{{d|event|The dogs and all the other animals attack him and leave}} |
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+ | :{{d|Darwin}}: Well, I hope that was worth it. |
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− | :{{d|Mr Small|}}: This place is a scandal, all of mother nature’s creatures deserve to be free, like my 8 legged brothers. {{d|event|Opens the spider closure, they start biting and crawling over Mr Small’s body and he begins to scream and falls down.}} Go, you are free! {{d|event|Opens the snake closure, one of them wraps around his body and then starts squeezing his face and he falls down again.}} Fly! {{d|event|Opens the bird cage, they fly away, swing back at him and start pecking him. He falls over again.}} Maybe these little guys will be more grateful. {{d|event|Reaches for the puppy closure and opens it. They start biting him, and all the animals escape.}} |
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+ | :{{d|Mr Small}}: Yes, because they're all free! |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: No, they're not. They were twelve thousand dollars. |
+ | :{{d|Mr Small}}: Do you have a return policy? |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Yep, you bring them to the store and get your money back. |
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− | :{{d|Mr Small|}}: Yes, because they’re all free! |
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+ | :{{d|Mr Small}}: Glad I didn't pay upfront! {{d|event|Faints}} |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin sigh as a phone is ringing in the background}} |
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− | :{{d|Gumball|}}: No they’re not. They were $12,000. |
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− | :{{d|Mr Small|}}: Do you have a return policy? |
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− | :{{d|Gumball|}}: Yep, you bring them to the store and get your money back. |
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− | :{{d|Mr Small|}}: Glad I didn’t be upfront! {{d|event|faints}} |
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− | ::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin sigh as a phone calls in the background.}} |
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==Order Up!== |
==Order Up!== |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin pop up as cashiers at Fervidus Pizza}} |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Fervidus Pizza, may I take your order? Sure, one pepperoni pizza coming up! |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin end up delivering the pizza in the middle of the desert}} |
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+ | :{{d|Darwin}}: Are you sure this is the right address? |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball picks up a ringing cellphone}} |
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+ | :{{d|Pilot}}: Good afternoon. I'm on my way. Can you hold up your hand, please? |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Sure. Uh, Darwin, raise your hand so she can see us. |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Darwin raises his hand}} |
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+ | :{{d|Pilot}}: No, your other hand, the one holding the pizza. |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Darwin shrugs and holds up his other hand. A plane comes, causing Gumball and Darwin to scream}} |
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+ | :{{d|Pilot}}: Thanks. I'm a pilot, you see, but I hate airplane food. |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Wait, what about the money? |
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+ | :{{d|Pilot}}: I just dropped it off. |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Where? |
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+ | :{{d|Pilot}}: Somewhere over Reno. Over and out. {{d|event|Hangs up}} |
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+ | :{{d|Darwin}}: So it turns out that wearing a store uniform is the grown-up version of having a sign on your back that says "kick me." |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Yeah, I think the sign would say something ruder than that. |
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− | ::{{d|event|The scene begins in a restaurant setting and Gumball and Darwin appear from the counter while wearing delivery uniforms with Gumball wearing a headphone and microphone.}} |
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− | :{{d|gumball|}}: Fervidus Pizza, may I take your order? Sure, one pepperoni pizza coming up! |
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− | ::{{d|event|The setting cuts to a desert with a motor scooter in the background. Darwin is also seen holding a pizza box.}} |
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− | :{{d|darwin|}}: Are you sure this is the right address? |
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− | ::{{d|event|Gumball shrugs and a cellphone starts ringing. He answers it.}} |
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− | :{{d|Pilot|}}: Good afternoon, I’m on my way. Can you hold up your hand please? |
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− | :{{d|gumball|}}: Sure. Err, Darwin, raise your hand so she can see us. |
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− | ::{{d|event|Darwin raises his hand.}} |
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− | :{{d|Pilot|}}: No, I meant the other one. The one holding the pizza. |
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− | ::{{d|event|Darwin shrugs and holds up his other hand. A plane comes and sweeps away the pizza box as Gumball and Darwin scream while being blown away by the turbines and the cough while dust sweeps in their faces. Darwin gets down onto th ground and starts rolling in fear.}} |
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− | :{{d|Pilot|}}: Thanks, I’m also a pilot, you see but I hate aeroplane food. |
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− | :{{d|Gumball|}}: Wait, what about the money? |
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− | :{{d|Pilot|}}: I just dropped it. |
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− | ::{{d|event|The two stand in silence.}} |
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− | :{{d|Gumball|}}: Where? |
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− | :{{d|Pilot|}}: Somewhere over Rino. Over and out! {{d|event|Gumball hangs up.}} |
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− | :{{d|Darwin|}}: So it turns out that wearing a store uniform is a grown-up version of having a sign on your back that says “Kick me”. |
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− | :{{d|Gumball|}}: Yeah I think the sign would say something ruder than that. |
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− | ::{{d|event|An angry crowd and some banging sounds are heard in the background.}} |
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==Black Friday Terror== |
==Black Friday Terror== |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Yelling and banging can be heard through the supermarket entrance}} |
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+ | :{{d|Man}}: Let us in! It's nine a.m.! |
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− | ::{{d|event|The scene switches to somewhere in the mall. Gumball’s and Darwin walk onscreen with new uniforms while the banging and screaming continues.}} |
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+ | :{{d|Darwin}}: Dude, what's today's date? |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Friday, November twenty-fourth. {{d|event|Gasps}} The Black Friday sales! |
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− | :{{d|darwin|}}: Dude; What’s today’s date? |
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+ | :{{d|All}}: Sale! Sale! Sale! Sale! |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: What's our motto, soldier? |
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− | :{{d|gumball|}}: {{d|event|Picks up phone|}} Friday November 24th. {{d|event|gasps|}} The BLACK Friday sales! |
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+ | :{{d|Darwin}}: Semper satisfy, sir! |
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− | ::{{d|event|The mob starts to flood the supermarket and |
+ | ::{{d|event|The mob starts to flood the supermarket and cause complete chaos. Gumball cries in terror}} |
− | :{{d| |
+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: War is sales. |
− | ::{{d|event|A register rings. The scene cuts to TDM Gas again and Gumball end Darwin are seen in their Convenience Store uniforms again while a Cowboy is standing next to the counter.}} |
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==In The Hall of the Shopping Slaves== |
==In The Hall of the Shopping Slaves== |
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+ | ::{{d|event|A register rings. Gumball and Darwin serve as cashiers at the TDM Gas convenience store, with a cowboy nearby}} |
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+ | :{{d|Darwin}}: Okay, that's one full tank of gas. Is there anything else, sir? |
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+ | :{{d|Cowboy}}: Yeah, I'd like the keys to your restroom, please. |
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+ | :{{d|event|''Hall of the Mountain King'' starts to play. Gumball, after cleaning the bathroom, sticks a sign not allowing handstands on the toilet. Darwin, a delivery boy, rings the doorbell, carrying a box}} |
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+ | :{{d|Darwin}}: {{d|event|Reading}} "If no one answers, leave in safe place. Go around the back, climb the ladder, cross the road, jimmy the window open, crawl in the room, and leave the package." |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Darwin climbs through the window to find an immobile Melted Cheese Guy}} |
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+ | :{{d|Darwin}}: {{d|event|Screams}} Oh, can I have a signature please? |
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+ | :{{d|Melted Cheese Guy}}: Eh. |
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+ | :{{d|Darwin}}: Oh, right, okay. {{d|event|Slides clipboard under his hand}} Are you sure you're not taking this too far? |
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+ | :{{d|Melted Cheese Guy}}: Your website says once you click, you don't have to lift a finger again. Now open the box and take out the nail clippers. I ain't lifting a toe either. |
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+ | :{{d|event|Gumball sticks a sign preventing planking on the toilet seat. He and Darwin then open up a theater room to find popcorn everywhere}} |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Like, how?! |
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+ | ::{{d|event|A flashback reveals an Ice Cream Guy throwing popcorn in his mouth to impress his lover}} |
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+ | :{{d|Ice Cream Guy}}: Hmm? |
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+ | ::{{d|event|The Ice Cream Girl laughs. All the other men try to throw popcorn to impress their lovers}} |
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+ | :{{d|Julius|}}, {{d|Patrick|}}, {{d|Carmen's Father}}, {{d|Jeff}}, {{d|Quattro}}, {{d|Harold}}, and {{d|Cowboy}}: Hmm? |
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+ | :{{d|event|Gumball sticks a sign on the bathroom door, preventing jetpack usage on the toilet}} |
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+ | :{{d|Darwin}}: Oh, this one's not so hard |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Yeah, the robots do all the work. |
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+ | :{{d|Goblin}}: Exactly. That's why we don't need you anymore. |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin sigh. Darwin exits out of an operating theater in the hospital and wipes out his pupils. Gumball sticks a sign on the bathroom door, preventing cows on the toilet. A montage shows all the different jobs Gumball and Darwin endure through. Larry enters the convenience store}} |
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+ | :{{d|Larry}}: Uh, guys? |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: What the what, Larry?! You— you said you'd be gone for five minutes. |
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+ | :{{d|Larry}}: It was five minutes. |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Are you kidding me!? We had time to grow crow's feet! |
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+ | :{{d|Larry}}: No, kids, it's from your face contorting from the pain of knowing you're selling the majority of your time on Earth for seven dollars an hour. |
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− | :{{d|darwin|}}: Okay, that’s one full tank of gas, is there anything else, sir? |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Larry, how do you do this day in, day out?! |
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+ | :{{d|Larry}}: I find that the low-level terror of not being able to pay my rent is a great motivator. You see, if I had stayed at school, I'd have a well-paid job, and then it wouldn't be so hard for me to buy the things everyone wants in life— a cool car, a nice condo, a big TV, designer clothes, the latest phone, a second TV for the bedroom... |
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− | :{{d|Cowboy|}}: Yeah, I’d like the keys to your restroom, please. |
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+ | :{{d|Darwin}}: Ah, I see what you did there, Larry. You got us to try your jobs to teach us a lesson. |
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+ | :{{d|Larry}}: Maybe, and what was the lesson? |
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− | ::{{d|event|In The Hall of The Mountain King plays and a montage of the two boys being tortured and toilet cleanings. The montage then stops along with the music. The scene then goes back to TDM Gas and shows Larry walking onscreen.}} |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: That we should go to school because we need to learn more in order to find jobs that fulfill our souls so we don't have to waste our lives running after money in order to buy pointless stuff to fill the gaping holes of our existential dread, like you do! |
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− | :{{d|Larry |
+ | :{{d|Larry}}: Yes! |
+ | :{{d|Darwin}}: Thanks, Larry! |
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− | :{{d|Gumball|}}: {{d|event|Jumps onto Larry while Darwin emerges from the counter|}} WHAT THE WHAT, LARRY!? You-you said you would be gone for five minutes! |
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− | :{{d|Larry|}}: It was five minutes. |
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− | :{{d|Gumball|}}: {{d|event|Jumps onto counter|}} Are you kidding me!? We had time to grow gross fleet! {{d|event|Bumps into Darwin and they both show their wrinkles.}} |
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− | :{{d|Larry|}}: Oh, you thought wrinkles were caused by aging! Haha, no kids! It’s your face contouring from the pain of knowing you’re selling the majority of your time on Earth for seven dollars an hour! |
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− | :{{d|Gumball|}}: Larry, how do you do this day in day out!? |
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− | :{{d|Larry|}}: Well I find that the low-level terror of not being able to pay my rent is a great motivative. You see, if I had stayed at school I would have a well-paid job, and then it wouldn’t be so hard for me to buy what everyone’s wants in life; A cool car, a nice condo, a big TV, designer clothes, the latest phone, the second TV for the bedroom- |
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− | :{{d|darwin|}}: Ahh, I see what you did there, Larry, you got us to try your job so to teach us a lesson! |
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− | :{{d|Larry|}}: Maybe... and what was the lesson? |
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− | ::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin are shown with their normal clothes on, and they have their backpacks again.}} |
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− | :{{d|gumball|}}: That we should go to school because we need to learn more in order to find jobs that fulfill ourselves so we don’t have to waste our lives running after money in order to buy pointless stuff to fill the gaping holes of our existential dread, like you do! |
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− | :{{d|larry|}}: Yes! |
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− | :{{d|darwin|}}: Thanks, Larry! |
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::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin exit the store}} |
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+ | :{{d|Larry}}: Yeah. Right. Okay. Good. |
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+ | ::{{d|event|The episode ends}} |
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− | ::{{d|larry|}}: Yes... {{d|event|Larry starts to stop smiling}} Right... Okay... {{d|event|Soft speaks}} Good... |
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Revision as of 07:12, 9 August 2019
Let's Drop Out!
- [Gumball and Darwin are shown walking in the convenient store at TDM Gas]
- Gumball: I say we ditch school today. They've already taught us the three key things we need to know— how to do the grammaring of words good and how to count.
- Darwin: I don't know, man. I feel like we still need math. Like say you've got twenty dollars and you wanna buy three two-dollar candy bars. How much money do you give Larry?
- Gumball: [Throws money on Larry's desk] All of it and wait for change, like everyone else does. I say we don't just ditch school today, we straight up drop out. Ah! [Accidentally breaks a Gumball machine]
- Larry: [Angrily] Hmm.
- Gumball: Yeah, well, sorry, but Mewtwo's first law of physics— what goes up, uh, stays in Vegas.
- Larry: Isaac Newton would be spinning in his grave, but gravity won't let him. Personally, guys, I think you should go to class. Look at me! Nothing good comes out of ditching school.
- Gumball: What are you talking about? You spend all day doing small jobs with no expectations whatsoever! You're living the dream, Larry.
- Larry: Given how little I sleep, that's more true than I wish it was.
- Gumball: Trust me, man, school is way worse. Last summer, we only had six weeks off instead of eight.
- Darwin: Then, it was straight back to the everyday grind, the old nine-to-three!
- Gumball and Darwin: [Shuddering] Ugh.
- Larry: What about college? I hear it's pretty fun!
- Gumball: What's the point of college? Sure, you discover yourself, but it turns out that yourself is someone with a hundred dollars of debt and a didgeridoo.
- Larry: But what would you do for money?
- Gumball: Same thing that graduates do— take some job as a bag boy at the local supermarket or something.
- Larry: Hmm, fair enough. Hey, could you fill in for me while I take five? My doctor says if I don't take a break at least once a year, my heart might stop from exhaustion.
- Gumball: Hey, go for it, man! Take longer if you want.
- Larry: My doctor says if I take longer than five minutes, the drop in adrenaline could stop my heart.
- [Gumball and Darwin, in uniform, laugh behind Larry's counter, scanning items]
- Larry: [Sighs] Can I trust you with this?
- Gumball: Oh, I don't know. I mean, it looks really hard. Let me fully shut down my brain.
- [Darwin laughs]
- Gumball: Am I doing this right? More gawping?
- Darwin: No stress. We got you, dude.
- Larry: Eh. [Exits the store]
Larry's Schedule
- Gumball: Okay, we just follow this timetable to the last letter.
- [Gumball and Darwin, panting, follow the extremely long schedule which happens to extend over a train crossing]
- Darwin: I think that's it—
- [A train passing by has a continuation of the same list, and Gumball and Darwin groan. At Joyful Burger, a printer prints the end of the list by the time they get there]
- Gumball: Ah, there it is. So, what do we do?
- Darwin: What it said on the timetable. Didn't you read it?
- Gumball: I didn't say I'd read it. I said I'd follow it to the last letter.
- Darwin: R!
- [Gumball looks to the list, which says "327. LOCK DOOR"]
- Gumball: Oh, good guess.
- Harold: Can I finally get some service here?
- [Gumball and Darwin pop up at the cashier counter]
- Harold: I purchased this so-called bottomless cup of soda not ten minutes ago, and yet, I was barely out of the door when I discovered this!
- Gumball: But there's nothing wrong with your cup.
- Harold: Are you trying to deny my consumer right to make bogus complaints to get free stuff?
- Darwin: Of course not, sir. Bottomless means you can just refill the cup as much as you like.
- Harold: Oh, really? Then I suggest you have a chat with my little friend, Webster! He's a dictionary salesman, got me a good discount on this one. Aha! Bottomless, adjective— without a bottom. I think this deserves a gesture of good will.
- Gumball: As you wish, sir. [Punctures the cup with a fork]
- Woman: A little help, please.
Lost and Found
- [Gumball and Darwin change their uniforms and pop up at the customer service counter, in front of an old woman]
- Darwin: Are you okay, ma'am?
- Woman: I've lost my little Timmy. Can you help me to find him?
- Darwin: Sure, what does he look like?
- Woman: He's five ten, about two hundred pounds, red hair, a mustache.
- Darwin: Okay, when was the last time you saw Little Timmy?
- Woman: Nineteen seventy five.
- Darwin: You meant here in the store?
- Woman: No, in New Jersey.
- Darwin: I'm sorry, madam, but—
- Woman: Can you call him on the PA, please?
- Darwin: But how could he possibly—
- Woman: Can you call him, please?
- [Gumball and Darwin look each other in sadness]
- Gumball: [In a microphone] Uh, could little Timmy come to the counter, please?
- Woman: You got to sing his song if you want him to come.
- Gumball: Uh... how does the song go?
- [The scene shows Gumball's song horrifying the customers]
- Gumball: [Singing] Make me a cake and fill it with brisket
- The taste of your hands only sweetens the biscuit
- Mama's proud boy, his belly is swollen
- Slathered in butter until it turns golden
- Darwin: I'm really sorry, madam, but I don't think little Timmy is going to—
- Little Timmy: Mama!
- Woman: Timmy! Oh!
- [Both Timmy and the woman flick each other's lips and flutter their tongues]
- Gumball: Okay, anything else we can do to you?
- Woman: Yes, my baby's hungry. I would like to purchase a clothsack, a baseball bat, and a possum.
- Gumball: Of course, so just walk straight out of the mall, turn left, go to the police precinct, and ask the same question there. They'll give you exactly what you need.
- Woman: Thank you. Here's a tip for your trouble. [Gives him dentures and exits]
- Gumball: [Throws the denture away] Ugh!
- Felicity: Waiter!
The Window
- [In a restaurant, Gumball and Darwin attend to Felicity as waiters]
- Gumball and Darwin: Yes, ma'am?
- Felicity: I would like to be moved closer to the window, please.
- Darwin: Sure! Please change seats.
- Felicity: I said I would like to be moved closer to the window.
- [Gumball and Darwin grunt, pushing Felicity's chair]
- Felicity: A little closer, please.
- [They push Felicity's chair closer, causing her to squeeze against the window]
- Felicity: I said, closer.
- [They push further]
- Felicity: Closer.
- Gumball: Is this close enough, ma'am?
- Felicity: I said— [Shatters through the glass and falls] The view is terrible!
- [Gumball and Darwin sigh, and a bank alarm goes off in the background. They gasp]
Bank Robbery
- [Gumball and Darwin attend the bank as tellers. The Dolphin Man, heavily breathing, comes up front]
- Gumball: Oh my gosh, what the what is going on here!?
- Teller: This your first time dealing with a stick-up? Don't worry. Everything will be fine. Just follow the procedure.
- Gumball: Okay, okay. [Puts money in the bag]
- Teller: What are you doing? He's not robbing us. We're the bank. It's our job to rob him!
- Gumball: Oh, right, uh, okay. Drop your mortgage in the bag!
- Dolphin Man: [Gasps] Please, I have children!
- Gumball: Good to know. We'll come for them next!
- Dolphin Man: Yes, yes, yes.
- Gumball: That's a pretty watch!
- Dolphin Man: No, please! It belonged to my grandpa!
- Gumball: You want to try me? I'll drop your credit score so low you won't even be able to get a loan at the library, punk!
- Dolphin Man: Well, at least I'm leaving with my dignity.
- Gumball: No, we'll have that too. Your pants— put 'em in the bag.
- [Dolphin Man puts his pants in the bag and hurries away in tears]
- Gumball: [Shuddering] Ugh. I feel dirtier than a rat who joined law enforcement but actually had family connections to the mob and was turning police evidence over to the gangsters.
- Darwin: You mean like a rat who was a rat.
- Gumball: Yeah, I guess that's a better way of saying it.
- Teller: Boys, I am very disappointed in you. You forgot to sell him a payday loan at a thousand percent interest.
- [Gumball and Darwin shudder]
- Gumball: Disgusting.
- Mister Small: This is unacceptable!
Pet Store
- [The scene begins with Mr Small in the pet store. Gumball and Darwin walk onscreen with new uniforms on yet again.]
- Gumball: What seems to be the problem, sir?
- Mister Small: This place is a scandal. All of Mother Nature's creatures deserve to be free. Run, my eight-legged brothers! [Gets bitten by spiders] Aah! Go, you're free! [Gets squeezed by snakes] Fly! [Gets attacked by birds] Ah, ah, ah! Maybe these little guys will be more grateful.
- [The dogs and all the other animals attack him and leave]
- Darwin: Well, I hope that was worth it.
- Mister Small: Yes, because they're all free!
- Gumball: No, they're not. They were twelve thousand dollars.
- Mister Small: Do you have a return policy?
- Gumball: Yep, you bring them to the store and get your money back.
- Mister Small: Glad I didn't pay upfront! [Faints]
- [Gumball and Darwin sigh as a phone is ringing in the background]
Order Up!
- [Gumball and Darwin pop up as cashiers at Fervidus Pizza]
- Gumball: Fervidus Pizza, may I take your order? Sure, one pepperoni pizza coming up!
- [Gumball and Darwin end up delivering the pizza in the middle of the desert]
- Darwin: Are you sure this is the right address?
- [Gumball picks up a ringing cellphone]
- Pilot: Good afternoon. I'm on my way. Can you hold up your hand, please?
- Gumball: Sure. Uh, Darwin, raise your hand so she can see us.
- [Darwin raises his hand]
- Pilot: No, your other hand, the one holding the pizza.
- [Darwin shrugs and holds up his other hand. A plane comes, causing Gumball and Darwin to scream]
- Pilot: Thanks. I'm a pilot, you see, but I hate airplane food.
- Gumball: Wait, what about the money?
- Pilot: I just dropped it off.
- Gumball: Where?
- Pilot: Somewhere over Reno. Over and out. [Hangs up]
- Darwin: So it turns out that wearing a store uniform is the grown-up version of having a sign on your back that says "kick me."
- Gumball: Yeah, I think the sign would say something ruder than that.
Black Friday Terror
- [Yelling and banging can be heard through the supermarket entrance]
- Man: Let us in! It's nine a.m.!
- Darwin: Dude, what's today's date?
- Gumball: Friday, November twenty-fourth. [Gasps] The Black Friday sales!
- All: Sale! Sale! Sale! Sale!
- Gumball: What's our motto, soldier?
- Darwin: Semper satisfy, sir!
- [The mob starts to flood the supermarket and cause complete chaos. Gumball cries in terror]
- Gumball: War is sales.
In The Hall of the Shopping Slaves
- [A register rings. Gumball and Darwin serve as cashiers at the TDM Gas convenience store, with a cowboy nearby]
- Darwin: Okay, that's one full tank of gas. Is there anything else, sir?
- Cowboy: Yeah, I'd like the keys to your restroom, please.
- [Hall of the Mountain King starts to play. Gumball, after cleaning the bathroom, sticks a sign not allowing handstands on the toilet. Darwin, a delivery boy, rings the doorbell, carrying a box]
- Darwin: [Reading] "If no one answers, leave in safe place. Go around the back, climb the ladder, cross the road, jimmy the window open, crawl in the room, and leave the package."
- [Darwin climbs through the window to find an immobile Melted Cheese Guy]
- Darwin: [Screams] Oh, can I have a signature please?
- Melted Cheese Guy: Eh.
- Darwin: Oh, right, okay. [Slides clipboard under his hand] Are you sure you're not taking this too far?
- Melted Cheese Guy: Your website says once you click, you don't have to lift a finger again. Now open the box and take out the nail clippers. I ain't lifting a toe either.
- [Gumball sticks a sign preventing planking on the toilet seat. He and Darwin then open up a theater room to find popcorn everywhere]
- Gumball: Like, how?!
- [A flashback reveals an Ice Cream Guy throwing popcorn in his mouth to impress his lover]
- Ice Cream Guy: Hmm?
- [The Ice Cream Girl laughs. All the other men try to throw popcorn to impress their lovers]
- Julius, Patrick, Mr. Verde, Jeff, Quattro, Harold, and Cowboy: Hmm?
- [Gumball sticks a sign on the bathroom door, preventing jetpack usage on the toilet]
- Darwin: Oh, this one's not so hard
- Gumball: Yeah, the robots do all the work.
- Goblin: Exactly. That's why we don't need you anymore.
- [Gumball and Darwin sigh. Darwin exits out of an operating theater in the hospital and wipes out his pupils. Gumball sticks a sign on the bathroom door, preventing cows on the toilet. A montage shows all the different jobs Gumball and Darwin endure through. Larry enters the convenience store]
- Larry: Uh, guys?
- Gumball: What the what, Larry?! You— you said you'd be gone for five minutes.
- Larry: It was five minutes.
- Gumball: Are you kidding me!? We had time to grow crow's feet!
- Larry: No, kids, it's from your face contorting from the pain of knowing you're selling the majority of your time on Earth for seven dollars an hour.
- Gumball: Larry, how do you do this day in, day out?!
- Larry: I find that the low-level terror of not being able to pay my rent is a great motivator. You see, if I had stayed at school, I'd have a well-paid job, and then it wouldn't be so hard for me to buy the things everyone wants in life— a cool car, a nice condo, a big TV, designer clothes, the latest phone, a second TV for the bedroom...
- Darwin: Ah, I see what you did there, Larry. You got us to try your jobs to teach us a lesson.
- Larry: Maybe, and what was the lesson?
- Gumball: That we should go to school because we need to learn more in order to find jobs that fulfill our souls so we don't have to waste our lives running after money in order to buy pointless stuff to fill the gaping holes of our existential dread, like you do!
- Larry: Yes!
- Darwin: Thanks, Larry!
- [Gumball and Darwin exit the store]
- Larry: Yeah. Right. Okay. Good.
- [The episode ends]
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Episode 1 The DVD |
Episode 2 The Responsible |
Episode 3 The Third |
Episode 4 The Debt |
Episode 5 The End |
Episode 6 The Dress |
Episode 7 The Quest |
Episode 8 The Spoon |
Episode 9 The Pressure |
Episode 10 The Painting |
Episode 11 The Laziest |
Episode 12 The Ghost |
Episode 13 The Mystery |
Episode 14 The Prank |
Episode 15 The Gi |
Episode 16 The Kiss |
Episode 17 The Party |
Episode 18 The Refund |
Episode 19 The Robot |
Episode 20 The Picnic |
Episode 21 The Goons |
Episode 22 The Secret |
Episode 23 The Sock |
Episode 24 The Genius |
Episode 25 The Poltergeist |
Episode 26 The Mustache |
Episode 27 The Date |
Episode 28 The Club |
Episode 29 The Wand |
Episode 30 The Ape |
Episode 31 The Car |
Episode 32 The Curse |
Episode 33 The Microwave |
Episode 34 The Meddler |
Episode 35 The Helmet |
Episode 36 The Fight |
Episode 1 The Remote |
Episode 2 The Colossus |
Episode 3 The Knights |
Episode 4 The Fridge |
Episode 5 The Flower |
Episode 6 The Banana |
Episode 7 The Phone |
Episode 8 The Job |
Episode 9 Halloween |
Episode 10 The Treasure |
Episode 11 The Apology |
Episode 12 The Words |
Episode 13 The Skull |
Episode 14 The Bet |
Episode 15 Christmas |
Episode 16 The Watch |
Episode 17 The Bumpkin |
Episode 18 The Flakers |
Episode 19 The Authority |
Episode 20 The Virus |
Episode 21 The Pony |
Episode 22 The Hero |
Episode 23 The Dream |
Episode 24 The Sidekick |
Episode 25 The Photo |
Episode 26 The Tag |
Episode 27 The Storm |
Episode 28 The Lesson |
Episode 29 The Game |
Episode 30 The Limit |
Episode 31 The Voice |
Episode 32 The Promise |
Episode 33 The Castle |
Episode 34 The Boombox |
Episode 35 The Tape |
Episode 36 The Sweaters |
Episode 37 The Internet |
Episode 38 The Plan |
Episode 39 The World |
Episode 40 The Finale |
Episode 1 The Kids |
Episode 2 The Fan |
Episode 3 The Coach |
Episode 4 The Joy |
Episode 5 The Puppy |
Episode 6 The Recipe |
Episode 7 The Name |
Episode 8 The Extras |
Episode 9 The Gripes |
Episode 10 The Vacation |
Episode 11 The Fraud |
Episode 12 The Void |
Episode 13 The Boss |
Episode 14 The Move |
Episode 15 The Law |
Episode 16 The Allergy |
Episode 17 The Mothers |
Episode 18 The Password |
Episode 19 The Procrastinators |
Episode 20 The Shell |
Episode 21 The Burden |
Episode 22 The Bros |
Episode 23 The Mirror |
Episode 24 The Man |
Episode 25 The Pizza |
Episode 26 The Lie |
Episode 27 The Butterfly |
Episode 28 The Question |
Episode 29 The Saint |
Episode 30 The Friend |
Episode 31 The Oracle |
Episode 32 The Safety |
Episode 33 The Society |
Episode 34 The Spoiler |
Episode 35 The Countdown |
Episode 36 The Nobody |
Episode 37 The Downer |
Episode 38 The Egg |
Episode 39 The Triangle |
Episode 40 The Money |
Episode 1 The Return |
Episode 2 The Nemesis |
Episode 3 The Crew |
Episode 4 The Others |
Episode 5 The Signature |
Episode 6 The Check |
Episode 7 The Pest |
Episode 8 The Sale |
Episode 9 The Gift |
Episode 10 The Parking |
Episode 11 The Routine |
Episode 12 The Upgrade |
Episode 13 The Comic |
Episode 14 The Romantic |
Episode 15 The Uploads |
Episode 16 The Apprentice |
Episode 17 The Hug |
Episode 18 The Wicked |
Episode 19 The Traitor |
Episode 20 The Origins |
Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two |
Episode 22 The Girlfriend |
Episode 23 The Advice |
Episode 24 The Signal |
Episode 25 The Parasite |
Episode 26 The Love |
Episode 27 The Awkwardness |
Episode 28 The Nest |
Episode 29 The Points |
Episode 30 The Bus |
Episode 31 The Night |
Episode 32 The Misunderstandings |
Episode 33 The Roots |
Episode 34 The Blame |
Episode 35 The Slap |
Episode 36 The Detective |
Episode 37 The Fury |
Episode 38 The Compilation |
Episode 39 The Scam |
Episode 40 The Disaster |
Episode 1 The Rerun |
Episode 2 The Stories |
Episode 3 The Guy |
Episode 4 The Boredom |
Episode 5 The Vision |
Episode 6 The Choices |
Episode 7 The Code |
Episode 8 The Test |
Episode 9 The Slide |
Episode 10 The Loophole |
Episode 11 The Fuss |
Episode 12 The Copycats |
Episode 13 The Potato |
Episode 14 The Outside |
Episode 15 The Vase |
Episode 16 The Matchmaker |
Episode 17 The Box |
Episode 18 The Console |
Episode 19 The Ollie |
Episode 20 The Catfish |
Episode 21 The Cycle |
Episode 22 The Stars |
Episode 23 The Grades |
Episode 24 The Diet |
Episode 25 The Ex |
Episode 26 The Sorcerer |
Episode 27 The Menu |
Episode 28 The Uncle |
Episode 29 The Weirdo |
Episode 30 The Heist |
Episode 31 The Singing |
Episode 32 The Best |
Episode 33 The Worst |
Episode 34 The Deal |
Episode 35 The Petals |
Episode 36 The Nuisance |
Episode 37 The Line |
Episode 38 The List |
Episode 39 The News |
Episode 40 The Puppets |
Episode 1 The Rival |
Episode 2 The Lady |
Episode 3 The Sucker |
Episode 4 The Vegging |
Episode 5 The One |
Episode 6 The Father |
Episode 7 The Cringe |
Episode 8 The Cage |
Episode 9 The Neighbor |
Episode 10 The Anybody |
Episode 11 The Faith |
Episode 12 The Candidate |
Episode 13 The Pact |
Episode 14 The Shippening |
Episode 15 The Brain |
Episode 16 The Parents |
Episode 17 The Founder |
Episode 18 The Schooling |
Episode 19 The Intelligence |
Episode 20 The Potion |
Episode 21 The Spinoffs |
Episode 22 The Transformation |
Episode 23 The Understanding |
Episode 24 The Ad |
Episode 25 The Ghouls |
Episode 26 The Stink |
Episode 27 The Awareness |
Episode 28 The Slip |
Episode 29 The Drama |
Episode 30 The Buddy |
Episode 31 The Possession |
Episode 32 The Master |
Episode 33 The Silence |
Episode 34 The Future |
Episode 35 The Wish |
Episode 36 The Factory |
Episode 37 The Agent |
Episode 38 The Web |
Episode 39 The Mess |
Episode 40 The Heart |
Episode 41 The Revolt |
Episode 42 The Decisions |
Episode 43 The BFFS |
Episode 44 The Inquisition |