The Schooling/Transcript

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Let’s Drop Out!

[The episode begins with a view of TDM Gas, the camera switches to inside. Gumball and Darwin are seen walking through the convenient store.]

Gumball: I say we ditch school today. They’ve already taught us the three key things we need to know: How to do the grammaring of words good and how to count.

Darwin: I don’t know, man. I feel like we still need math. Like say you've got.. twenty dollars and you wanna buy three 2 dollar candy bars. How much money do you give Larry?

Gumball: [Throws money on Larry’s desk] All of it and wait for change, like everyone else does. I say we don’t just ditch school today, we straight up drop out. [Leans on a gumball machine and accidentally breaks it]

Larry: (angrily) Hmm.

Gumball: Yeah well, sorry but Mewtwo's first law of physics; what goes up, uh, stays in Vegas.

Larry: Isaac Newton would be spinning in his grave, but gravity won't let him. Personally, guys, I think you should go to class. Look at me, nothing good comes out of ditching school.

Gumball: What are you talking about? You spend all day doing small jobs with no expectations whatsoever. You're living the dream, Larry.

Larry: Given how little I sleep, that's more true than I wish it was.

Gumball: Trust me, man, school is way worse. Last summer we only had six weeks off instead of eight.

Darwin: Then it was straight back to the everyday grind, the old 9-to-3!

[Gumball and Darwin shudder.]

Larry: What about college? I hear it's pretty fun.

Gumball: What's the point of college? Sure, you discover yourself, but it turns out that yourself is someone with $100,000 of debt and a didgeridoo.

Larry: But what would you do for money?

Gumball: Same thing that graduates do; take some job as a bag boy at the local supermarket or something.

Larry: Hmm, fair enough. Hey, could you fill in for me while I take five? My doctor says if I don't a break at least once a year, my heart might stop from exhaustion. [Walks over to door]

Gumball: Hey, go for it, man! Take longer if you want.

Larry: My doctor says if I take longer than five minutes, the drop in adrenaline could stop my heart.

Gumball and Darwin: [Behind the counter, wearing uniforms, laughing.]

Larry: (sighs) Can I trust you with this?

Gumball: Oh, I don't know. I mean, it looks really hard. Let me fully shut down my brain. [Darwin laughs. ] Am I doing this right? More

Darwin; No stress, we got you, dude.

Larry: Eh. [Walks out of the store.]

Larry’s Schedule

Gumball: Well, we just follow this times-table to the last letter. [Points to the list of turns in the wall and follow it to the backside. Both sigh awkwardly and keep following the list until a siege in front the rail roads of a train]

Darwin: I think that´s it´s ov... [A train with the same list pass behind them]

Gumball and Darwin: [Both sigh and keeps walking til' they arrive the dessert. The scene cuts and both enter to a Joyful Burguer branch where a photocopier ends the list]

Gumball: There it is, so, what do we do?

Darwin: And what did appear in the times-table, didn't you read it?

Gumball: I don´t say I read it, I say just followit  to the last letter. 

Darwin: R!

Gumball: [Look to the turns an sees one that says "Lock the door"] Oh, good guess.

Harold​​​: [In the background] Can I finally get some service here?

        [Gumball and Darwin go to the counter and put their bonnets]

Harold​​​: [Holding a soda cup] I purchase this cup fully of soda ten minutes ago, and then I was getting out of the door when I find this! [Points to the basse of the cup]

Gumball: But there’s nothing wrong with your cup.

Harold​​​: Are you trying to deny my concern and right of complaint for get free stuff? 

Darwin: Of course we not, sir, you can make complaints about the cup as much as you like.

Harold​​​: Oh, really? Then I suggest you add a chapter to my little friend [Picks a book] ¡¡Rules [He opens it and starts turning the page] Here is the dictionary of it, but I think I will not discover it as well. [Points at the book when he find something] Bottle mistake, without a bottle, this deserve a feast of free service.

Gumball: As you wish sir. [Picks the cup and puncture the basse of the cup with a fork whle the soda spills and

Harold looks in shock]

Old Woman: [In the background] A little help, please. 

Lost And Found.

        [Gumball and Darwin put another uniforms and go to the counter of the customer service in the mall, where          a old lady is waiting]

Darwin: Are you okay, ma'am?

Old Woman: I've lost my Little Timmy, can you helpe me to find him?

Darwin: Sure, what is it look like?

Old Woman: [Making gestures with her hands] He's fifty, two hundred pounds, red air, a mustache.

Darwin: [Awkwardly'] Okay, when was the last time you saw Little Timmy?

Old Woman: It was nineteen, seventy five. 

Darwin: You meant here in the store?

Old Woman: No, in New Jersey. 

Darwin: Sorry madam, but...

Old Woman: Can you call him by the PA system, please?

Darwin: But how can he possibly?...

Old Woman: Can you call him, please?

        [Gumball and Darwin look each other with sadness]

Gumball: [By the microphone of the counter] Could Little Timmy please come to the counter, please?

Old Woman: You got to sing his song if you want him to come. 

Gumball: Uh... how the song go?

        [The scene cuts to several customers shopping. Gumball starts to sing by the microphone of the counter]

Gumball: [Singing] Make me a cake and fill it with brisket

The taste of your hands only sweetens the biscuit

Mama's proud boy, his belly is swollen 

Sluthered with butter until it turns golden

        [The song ends and the costumers look to Gumball awkwardly]

Darwin: I'm sorry madam, but I don't think Little Timmy is going to...

Little Timmy: [Appears] Mama!!

Old Woman: Timmy!! [Both hug and touch each other mouth]

Gumball: [Looking awkwardly] Okay, is anything else we can do to you?

Old Woman: Yes, my baby's hungry, I would like to purchase a closs-jacket, a baseball bat, and a passport.

Gumball: Of course, so cross the street in front of the mall, turn left, go to the police station and make the same question there. They’ll give you exactly what you need. 

Old Woman: Thank you. Here’s a tip for your trouble. [She gives him her denture and goes away]

        [Gumball throws the denture away]

Felicity: [In the background] Waiter!

The Window

[Felicity is seen in a restaurant, Gumball and Darwin walk onto the screen with waiter uniforms on.]

Gumball and Darwin: Yes, ma’am?

Felicity: I would like to be moved closer to the window, please.

Darwin: Sure! Please change seats,

Felicity: I said I would like to be moved closer to the window.

[Gumball and Darwin exhaustedly push Felicity’s chair]

Felicity: A little closer please?

[The Waiters push Felicity’s chair harder and start gasping for air causing her to squeeze against the window.]

Felicity: I said, closer! [Pushed further into the window, and eye veins become visible.] Closer..

Gumball: Is this close enough, Ma’am?

Felicity: I SAID- [Breaks and bursts through the window and lands on grass?] The view is terrible!

[Gumball and Darwin sigh, and the bank alarm goes off in the background. They both gasp.]

Bank Robbery

[The scene begins with a shot of the Bank of Elmore, then Gumball and Darwin are shown with banker uniforms, organising their ties and then gasping. The screen switches to a disturbing close-up of Dolphin Man breathing heavily.]

Gumball: [Whispering] Oh my gosh, what the what is going on here!?

Teller: [Walking onscreen] It’s your first time dealing with a stick up? Don’t worry, everything will be fine. [Gives Darwin a bag] Just follow the procedure.

Gumball: Okay, Okay. [Repeatedly puts money in the bag.]

Teller: [Angrily] What are you doing? He’s not robbing us, we’re the Bank, it’s our job to rob him!

Gumball: Oh, right.. o.. okay. [Climbs onto the counter] DROP YOUR MORTGAGE IN THE BAG!

Dolphin Man: [Gasps] Please! I have children!

Gumball: Good to know, we’ll come for them next!

Dolphin Man: [Quietly while putting wallet in the bag] Yes... yes, yes.

Gumball: [Squeezes Dolphin Man’s wrist] That’s a pretty watch!

Dolphin Man: No, please! It belonged to my grandpa!

Gumball: [Approaches Dolphin Man’s face] You wanna try me? I’ll drop your credit score so low you won’t be able to even get a loan AT THE LIBRARY, PUNK!

Dolphin Man: [Breathing heavily] Well atleast I’m leaving with my dignity.

Gumball: No, we’ll have that too. Your pants, put ‘em in the bag.

[Dolphin Man pulls his pants down, puts them in the bag and then walks away in tears.]

Gumball: [Shuddering] I feel dirtier than a rat who joined law enforcement but actually had family connections to the moth who was turning police evidence over to the gangsters. [Jumps off the counter]

Darwin: You mean like a rat who was a rat.

Gumball: Yeah I guess that’s a better way of saying it.

Teller: Boys, I am very disappointed in you. You forgot to sell him a payday loan at 1000 percent interest.

[Gumball and Darwin shudder yet again.]

Gumball: Disgusting...

Mister Small: This is unacceptable!

Pet Store

[The scene begins with Mr Small in the pet store. Gumball and Darwin walk onscreen with new uniforms on yet again.]

Gumball: What seems to be the problem, sir?

Mister Small: This place is a scandal, all of mother nature’s creatures deserve to be free, like my 8 legged brothers. [Opens the spider closure, they start biting and crawling over Mr Small’s body and he begins to scream and falls down.] Go, you are free! [Opens the snake closure, one of them wraps around his body and then starts squeezing his face and he falls down again.] Fly! [Opens the bird cage, they fly away, swing back at him and start pecking him. He falls over again.] Maybe these little guys will be more grateful. [Reaches for the puppy closure and opens it. They start biting him, and all the animals escape.]

Darwin: Well I hope that was worth it.

Mister Small: Yes, because they’re all free!

Gumball: No they’re not. They were $12,000.

Mister Small: Do you have a return policy?

Gumball: Yep, you bring them to the store and get your money back.

Mister Small: Glad I didn’t be upfront! [faints]

[Gumball and Darwin sigh as a phone calls in the background.]

Order Up!

[The scene begins in a restaurant setting and Gumball and Darwin appear from the counter while wearing delivery uniforms with Gumball wearing a headphone and microphone.]

Gumball: Fervidus Pizza, may I take your order? Sure, one pepperoni pizza coming up!

[The setting cuts to a desert with a motor scooter in the background. Darwin is also seen holding a pizza box.]

Darwin: Are you sure this is the right address?

[Gumball shrugs and a cellphone starts ringing. He answers it.]

Pilot: Good afternoon, I’m on my way. Can you hold up your hand please?

Gumball: Sure. Err, Darwin, raise your hand so she can see us.

[Darwin raises his hand.]

Pilot: No, I meant the other one. The one holding the pizza.

[Darwin shrugs and holds up his other hand. A plane comes and sweeps away the pizza box as Gumball and Darwin scream while being blown away by the turbines and the cough while dust sweeps in their faces. Darwin gets down onto th ground and starts rolling in fear.]

Pilot: Thanks, I’m also a pilot, you see but I hate aeroplane food.

Gumball: Wait, what about the money?

Pilot: I just dropped it.

[The two stand in silence.]

Gumball: Where?

Pilot: Somewhere over Rino. Over and out! [Gumball hangs up.]

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