The Schooling/Transcript

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Let’s Drop Out!

[The episode begins with a view of TDM Gas, the camera switches to inside. Gumball and Darwin are seen walking through the convenient store.]

Gumball: I say we ditch school today. They’ve already taught us the three key things we need to know: How to do the grammaring of words good and how to count.

Darwin: I don’t know, man. I feel like we still need math. Like say you've got.. twenty dollars and you wanna buy three 2 dollar candy bars. How much money do you give Larry?

Gumball: [Throws money on Larry’s desk] All of it and wait for change, like everyone else does. I say we don’t just ditch school today, we straight up drop out. [Leans on a gumball machine and accidentally breaks it]

Larry: (angrily) Hmm.

Gumball: Yeah well, sorry but Mewtwo's first law of physics; what goes up, uh, stays in Vegas.

Larry: Isaac Newton would be spinning in his grave, but gravity won't let him. Personally, guys, I think you should go to class. Look at me, nothing good comes out of ditching school.

Gumball: What are you talking about? You spend all day doing small jobs with no expectations whatsoever. You're living the dream, Larry.

Larry: Given how little I sleep, that's more true than I wish it was.

Gumball: Trust me, man, school is way worse. Last summer we only had six weeks off instead of eight.

Darwin: Then it was straight back to the everyday grind, the old 9-to-3!

[Gumball and Darwin shudder.]

Larry: What about college? I hear it's pretty fun.

Gumball: What's the point of college? Sure, you discover yourself, but it turns out that yourself is someone with $100,000 of debt and a didgeridoo.

Larry: But what would you do for money?

Gumball: Same thing that graduates do; take some job as a bag boy at the local supermarket or something.

Larry: Hmm, fair enough. Hey, could you fill in for me while I take five? My doctor says if I don't a break at least once a year, my heart might stop from exhaustion. [Walks over to door]

Gumball: Hey, go for it, man! Take longer if you want.

Larry: My doctor says if I take longer than five minutes, the drop in adrenaline could stop my heart.

Gumball and Darwin: [Behind the counter, wearing uniforms, laughing.]

Larry: (sighs) Can I trust you with this?

Gumball: Oh, I don't know. I mean, it looks really hard. Let me fully shut down my brain. [Darwin laughs. ] Am I doing this right? More

Darwin; No stress, we got you, dude.

Larry: Eh. [Walks out of the store.]

Larry’s Schedule

Gumball: Well, we just follow this times-table to the last letter. [Points to the list of turns in the wall and follow it to the backside. Both sigh awkwardly and keep following the list until a siege in front the rail roads of a train]

Darwin: I think that´s it´s ov... [A train with the same list pass behind them]

Gumball and Darwin: [Both sigh and keeps walking til' they arrive the dessert. The scene cuts and both enter to a Joyful Burguer branch where a photocopier ends the list]

Gumball: There it is, so, what do we do?

Darwin: And what did appear in the times-table, didn't you read it?

Gumball: I don´t say I read it, I say just followit  to the last letter. 

Darwin: R!

Gumball: [Look to the turns an sees one that says "Lock the door"] Oh, good guess.

Harold​​​: [In the background] Can I finally get some service here?

        [Gumball and Darwin go to the counter and put their bonnets]

Harold​​​: [Holding a soda cup] I purchase this cup fully of soda ten minutes ago, and then I was getting out of the door when I find this! [Points to the basse of the cup]

Gumball: But there’s nothing wrong with your cup.

Harold​​​: Are you trying to deny my concern and right of complaint for get free stuff? 

Darwin: Of course we not, sir, you can make complaints about the cup as much as you like.

Harold​​​: Oh, really? Then I suggest you add a chapter to my little friend [Picks a book] ¡¡Rules [He opens it and starts turning the page] Here is the dictionary of it, but I think I will not discover it as well. [Points at the book when he find something] Bottle mistake, without a bottle, this deserve a feast of free service.

Gumball: As you wish sir. [Picks the cup and puncture the basse of the cup with a fork whle the soda spills and

Harold looks in shock]

Old Woman: [In the background] A little help, please. 

Lost And Found.

        [Gumball and Darwin put another uniforms and go to the counter of the customer service in the mall, where          a old lady is waiting]

Darwin: Are you okay, ma'am?

Old Woman: I've lost my Little Timmy, can you helpe me to find him?

Darwin: Sure, what is it look like?

Old Woman: [Making gestures with her hands] He's fifty, two hundred pounds, red air, a mustache.

Darwin: [Awkwardly'] Okay, when was the last time you saw Little Timmy?

Old Woman: It was nineteen, seventy five. 

Darwin: You meant here in the store?

Old Woman: No, in New Jersey. 

Darwin: Sorry madam, but...

Old Woman: Can you call him by the PA system, please?

Darwin: But how can he possibly?...

Old Woman: Can you call him, please?

        [Gumball and Darwin look each other with sadness]

Gumball: [By the microphone of the counter] Could Little Timmy please come to the counter, please?

Old Woman: You got to sing his song if you want him to come. 

Gumball: Uh... how the song go?

        [The scene cuts to several customers shopping. Gumball starts to sing by the microphone of the counter]

Gumball: [Singing] Make me a cake and fill it with brisket

The taste of your hands only sweetens the biscuit

Mama's proud boy, his belly is swollen 

Sluthered with butter until it turns golden

        [The song ends and the costumers look to Gumball awkwardly]

Darwin: I'm sorry madam, but I don't think Little Timmy is going to...

Little Timmy: [Appears] Mama!!

Old Woman: Timmy!! [Both hug and touch each other mouth]

Gumball: [Looking awkwardly] Okay, is anything else we can do to you?

Old Woman: Yes, my baby's hungry, I would like to purchase a closs-jacket, a baseball bat, and a passport.

Gumball: Of course, so cross the street in front of the mall, turn left, go to the police station and make the same question there. They’ll give you exactly what you need. 

Old Woman: Thank you. Here’s a tip for your trouble. [She gives him her denture and goes away]

        [Gumball throws the denture away]

Felicity: [In the background] Waiter!

The Window

[Felicity is seen in a restaurant, Gumball and Darwin walk onto the screen with waiter uniforms on.]

Gumball and Darwin: Yes, ma’am?

Felicity: I would like to be moved closer to the window, please.

Darwin: Sure! Please change seats,

Felicity: I said I would like to be moved closer to the window.

[Gumball and Darwin exhaustedly push Felicity’s chair]

Felicity: A little closer please?

[The Waiters push Felicity’s chair harder and start gasping for air causing her to squeeze against the window.]

Felicity: I said, closer! [Pushed further into the window, and eye veins become visible.] Closer..

Gumball: Is this close enough, Ma’am?

Felicity: I SAID- [Breaks and bursts through the window and lands on grass?] The view is terrible!

[Gumball and Darwin sigh, and the bank alarm goes off in the background. They both gasp.]

Bank Robbery

[The scene begins with a shot of the Bank of Elmore, then Gumball and Darwin are shown with banker uniforms, organising their ties and then gasping. The screen switches to a disturbing close-up of Dolphin Man breathing heavily.]

Gumball: [Whispering] Oh my gosh, what the what is going on here!?

Teller: [Walking onscreen] It’s your first time dealing with a stick up? Don’t worry, everything will be fine. [Gives Darwin a bag] Just follow the procedure.

Gumball: Okay, Okay. [Repeatedly puts money in the bag.]

Teller: [Angrily] What are you doing? He’s not robbing us, we’re the Bank, it’s our job to rob him!

Gumball: Oh, right.. o.. okay. [Climbs onto the counter] DROP YOUR MORTGAGE IN THE BAG!

Dolphin Man: [Gasps] Please! I have children!

Gumball: Good to know, we’ll come for them next!

Dolphin Man: [Quietly while putting wallet in the bag] Yes... yes, yes.

Gumball: [Squeezes Dolphin Man’s wrist] That’s a pretty watch!

Dolphin Man: No, please! It belonged to my grandpa!

Gumball: [Approaches Dolphin Man’s face] You wanna try me? I’ll drop your credit score so low you won’t be able to even get a loan AT THE LIBRARY, PUNK!

Dolphin Man: [Breathing heavily] Well atleast I’m leaving with my dignity.

Gumball: No, we’ll have that too. Your pants, put ‘em in the bag.

[Dolphin Man pulls his pants down, puts them in the bag and then walks away in tears.]

Gumball: [Shuddering] I feel dirtier than a rat who joined law enforcement but actually had family connections to the moth who was turning police evidence over to the gangsters. [Jumps off the counter]

Darwin: You mean like a rat who was a rat.

Gumball: Yeah I guess that’s a better way of saying it.

Teller: Boys, I am very disappointed in you. You forgot to sell him a payday loan at 1000 percent interest.

[Gumball and Darwin shudder yet again.]

Gumball: Disgusting...

Mister Small: This is unacceptable!

Pet Store

[The scene begins with Mr Small in the pet store. Gumball and Darwin walk onscreen with new uniforms on yet again.]

Gumball: What seems to be the problem, sir?

Mister Small: This place is a scandal, all of mother nature’s creatures deserve to be free, like my 8 legged brothers. [Opens the spider closure, they start biting and crawling over Mr Small’s body and he begins to scream and falls down.] Go, you are free! [Opens the snake closure, one of them wraps around his body and then starts squeezing his face and he falls down again.] Fly! [Opens the bird cage, they fly away, swing back at him and start pecking him. He falls over again.] Maybe these little guys will be more grateful. [Reaches for the puppy closure and opens it. They start biting him, and all the animals escape.]

Darwin: Well I hope that was worth it.

Mister Small: Yes, because they’re all free!

Gumball: No they’re not. They were $12,000.

Mister Small: Do you have a return policy?

Gumball: Yep, you bring them to the store and get your money back.

Mister Small: Glad I didn’t be upfront! [faints]

[Gumball and Darwin sigh as a phone calls in the background.]

Order Up!

[The scene begins in a restaurant setting and Gumball and Darwin appear from the counter while wearing delivery uniforms with Gumball wearing a headphone and microphone.]

Gumball: Fervidus Pizza, may I take your order? Sure, one pepperoni pizza coming up!

[The setting cuts to a desert with a motor scooter in the background. Darwin is also seen holding a pizza box.]

Darwin: Are you sure this is the right address?

[Gumball shrugs and a cellphone starts ringing. He answers it.]

Pilot: Good afternoon, I’m on my way. Can you hold up your hand please?

Gumball: Sure. Err, Darwin, raise your hand so she can see us.

[Darwin raises his hand.]

Pilot: No, I meant the other one. The one holding the pizza.

[Darwin shrugs and holds up his other hand. A plane comes and sweeps away the pizza box as Gumball and Darwin scream while being blown away by the turbines.]

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