The Sale/Transcript

The Sale

[The episode starts with Gumball and Darwin falling through the house floor. Then it cuts to a shot of them in reality; they are imagining that they are falling]

Anais: Come on, guys. Mr. Robinson selling his house is not the end of the world.

Nicole: Maybe we'll get some pleasant neighbors this time.

[Still imagining they are falling through a hole, Gumball and Darwin notice what Nicole said and fly up to the top of the hole. In reality, they suddenly get up and make angry faces, intimidating her]

Darwin: [Demonic voice] TAKE THAT BACK!

Gumball: [Same demonic voice as Darwin's] NO NEIGHBOR COULD EVER REPLACE THE MIRACLE THAT IS GAYLORD ROBINSON! TAKE IT BACK!

Nicole: Okay, okay, okay! I take it back.

Darwin: DO IT PROPERLY! TAKE YOUR WORDS BACK!

Nicole: Kcab ti ekat I. yako, yako, yako!

Gumball: [Normal voice] Thank you.

[Gumball and Darwin faint and imagine they are falling through a hole again]

Anais: But hold on. If you've only just found out he's leaving, how'd you make that shrine so quickly?

[Cut to a shot of the shrine]

Gumball: That? Oh, we've had that forever. Now if you'll excuse us, we have some mourning to do.

[Gumball rips his shirt off and starts mourning, with Darwin joining him silently]

Gumball: WHYYYYY?! WE HAD SO MUCH MORE TO GIVE! [Starts slapping himself in the head; Darwin does this as well] AUGH, TAKE ME INSTEAD!!!

[Darwin is still slapping his head]

Gumball: What's that about?

[Darwin speaks in sign language with realistic orange arms; a caption on the screen says "I've taken a vow not to speak"]

Gumball: Ooooooh, now I understand... That I definitely don't speak sign language.

Darwin: [Sighs] I've taken a vow of silence.

Gumball: Well, you just broke it! You dishonored Mr. Robinson's memory!

[The two keep on mourning]

Gumball and Darwin: I'M SORRY!!! I'M SORRY!!!

Nicole: You guys realize he's still alive?

Gumball: You're right. He is still alive. In here. [Points to his heart]

Nicole: [Drags the boys outside] No, he's here.

[Points to Mr. Robinson's house. Mr. Robinson is on a ladder, hammering a nail on the house, pants low enough to show his rear end]

Nicole: Mooning us.

Gumball: [He and Darwin gasp] We're wasting time! We should be up there, creating precious moments with him!

Making Precious Memories

[Cut to a shot of Mr. Robinson from a window in the house. He is climbing down the ladder]

Gaylord: I must be getting old. This is much harder than it used to be.

[Cut to a shot of the outside of the house, where it turns out Gumball and Darwin are hugging him from his back]

Gaylord: [Notices Gumball and Darwin] What the- [Falls down the ladder] What are you doing?

Gumball: Making memories.

Darwin: We're never gonna see you again! We've gotta make every moment count!

Gaylord: Ugh... I don't have time for this.

Gumball: Why?

Gaylord: Because I need to make the house perfect before the buyers see it. And also because I hate you! No, uh, "hate" isn't quite the right word, it's more like "despise". No, no, maybe "abhor". Yeah. I abhor you! No, you know what? I was right the first time. I hate you! You're the main reason I'm moving!

Gumball: [Caresses Mr. Robinson] I understand. You're pushing us away so you don't have to confront the pain of leaving.

Gaylord: [Squishes Gumball's face by pushing it in an attempt to push him away] No, I'm pushing you away because I like pushing you away!

Gumball: Let's remember the good times, and maybe make a few more.

[A montage plays of both Gumball and Darwin taking selfies in front of Mr. Robinson]

Gaylord: What are you doing? I didn't give you permission to take photographs!

[Gumball and Darwin fall]

Gumball: But we've got nothing to remember you by.

Darwin: Not even a lock of your hair.

Gaylord: I'm bald! I'm not gonna give you my eyebrow.

Gumball: How about we just take this thread?

Gaylord: What are you gonna do with it?

Gumball: We'll take it home, cook it and eat it so you'll be a part of us forever.

Gaylord: [Happily] You'll go home?!

Gumball: Uh-huh!

Gaylord: Then it's all yours!

Gumball: Ah!

[Gumball pulls the thread then Mr. Robinson's nose and face gets pulled with it]

Gaylord: Are you done here?

[Mr. Robinson's face comes back to normal]

Gaylord: Just go!

[Gumball and Darwin leave while carrying the thread like a king and singing with glory]

[Mr. Robinson's arm then falls off]

Gaylord: Oh, no! No no no no no!

[Mr. Robinson's body then falls apart]

[Gumball takes Mr. Robinson's eyebrow then Gumball and Darwin leave singing with glory]

Gaylord: Ugh.

A Misunderstandable Call

[The scene flashes to Mr. Robinson blowing the leaves away]

Gaylord: Perfect!

[Mr. Robinson's phone then rings and answers it]

Gaylord: Ah! You're on your way, heh! Great! Great! Great! Great! Hahah! Ahahah! Heh!

[Mr. Robinson notices Gumball & Darwin, and then throws his phone down]

Gaylord: Get out of here! I don't want you damaging anything!

Jeff: [On the phone] Damage?! There's damage in the house?!

Gaylord: No, no, no, no! There's no damage of any kind! Heheheh!

Gumball: So, we were wondering what to do when we miss each other. Shall we choose a star that we can all watch in the same time?

Gaylord: [Ignoring them] Sure! No problem!

[Gets off the phone]

Gaylord: Would you please stop asking me stupid questions, you little blood-sucker!?

Jeff: [On the phone] Who ya callin' a sucker?

Gaylord: WHAT?! Ohh no! I didn't call you a sucker! No, there's a small leech problem in the garden! Uh, nothin' to worry about!

[Mr. Robinson is still talking on the phone]

Darwin: How about we swap shirts, so we can always remember each others' smell.

[Darwin grabs Mr. Robinson's collar then smells it]

[Mr. Robinson then throws the phone down]

Gaylord: I don't want your rancid stink in my house!

[Jeff screams angrily on the phone]

Gaylord: Ohh no, no no! Not you! I do want your smell! Yeah, yeah!

[Mr. Robinson is still talking on the phone]

Gumball: [taps him] Mr. Robinson? Mr. Robinson? Hey, Mr. Robinson.

Gaylord: Yes we can!

Gumball: [taps him again] Mr. Robinson?

Gaylord: We can have this conversation, yes! I'll see you as soon as you—

Gumball: Mr. Robinson?

[Mr. Robinson gets off the phone]

Gaylord: STOP YOUR YAPPING!

[Jeff hangs up]

Gaylord: No, no, no, no, no! AArggghhh.

Gumball: [whispers] Mr. Robinson?

Gaylord: Whaaat?

Gumball: Do you want your goodbye present now?

Gaylord: Does your present involve you leaving?

Gumball: Kinda, I guess.

[Gumball and Darwin then leave running. Mr. Robinson then sighs in relief]

"Never Gonna Let You Go"

[Gumball and Darwin return dancing with long, white cloths]

Gaylord: What is this?!

[Gumball sings]

Gumball: This song's our parting gift to you

Darwin: Like we've seen people in movies do

Gumball: They're not great movies, sure, that's true

But we'll see this through

I guess it's time for you to leave

Gumball and Darwin: But there's one thing you need to know

We'll never really let you go

[Mr. Robinson then puts his hand on his face in nuisance]

Gumball: When you wake

Darwin: And when you sleep

Gumball and Darwin: Near or far, you must believe

We'll never really let you go-ohh

Hoahhh!

Gumball: Mountains high and rivers deep

Darwin: We'll be there, we're yours to keep

Gumball: We're yours for keeps

Darwin: We're never gonna let you to go

Gumball: Ooh, ooh

Darwin: Whoo, whoo, whoo-oh-oh

Gumball: We won't forget, your smile or smell

Darwin: Whoo, whoo-hoo-hoo

Gumball: We love them both, you know full well

Darwin: You know full well

Gumball: We'll never gonna let you go

[Mr. Robinson notices the Bensons' car, then he blows Gumball & Darwin away with his leaf-blower]

Darwin: We'll never, never gonna let you go

Gumball: Hahh-ah

Darwin: We'll never gonna let you go

Gumball: Never gonna let you go

Darwin: Ohh, ohh, ohh...

Gumball: Ah, hahh...

[Gumball and Darwin fade into the sun]

Gaylord: [To the Bensons] Glad you can make it! Let me show you around!

A Sign From Above

[The scene flashes to Gumball & Darwin going back to the shrine]

Gumball: This is really happening, dude! They're here, ready to sign the papers. Then we're gonna lose Mr. Robinson forever!!

Darwin: Oh, Mr. Robinson! If you can hear this, give us a sign! Tell us how we can make you stay!

[Light shines on Mr. Robinson's face on the painting]

[Gumball makes an impression of Mr. Robinson]

Gumball: Sabotage the sale! Sabotage the sale!! Sabotage the sale!!!

[Darwin realizes it's Gumball]

Darwin: Dude, you could've just told me!

Gumball: Okay, sabotage the sale.

Darwin: Oh! Good idea!

[Both leave running]

Sabotaging the Sale

Gaylord: [In a posh voice] Now that you have seen the grounds would you be so kind to follow me into the main house? [Bows down] I have no idea why I'm bowing like this or speaking like this but, er, please just ignore me... [Chuckles] Ah, I'll put some coffee on, you take your time.

Gumball: [Talking in evil voice] There's evil in that house...

[Closeup on Gumball's scarred face in which one eye is blinded]

Gumball: [Still talking in evil voice] I said there's evil in that house...

[Gumball snorts and spits out, only the spit sticks to his tongue and tries numerous times to get it off. Eventually, he sucks it back in]

Gumball: This is as far as I'm willing to take you, you're on your own now...

Susan: You didn't take us anywhere.

Gumball: You're on your own now!

Jeff: You didn't- OK, thank you.

Gumball: You're on your own!

[A van passes by and Gumball disappears, but it's then revealed that Gumball just hid behind a trashcan. The Bensons turn around and move into the house]

[The scene cuts to Susan going up the stairway into a dark hallway. Susan is about to turn the light on]

Susan: [Looks at the other section and sees a strange figure (Darwin)] [Gasps]

[Susan turns the light on, the figure then disappears. She repeats this a couple of times until she heads forward, scared. The figure (Darwin) quickly follows her. Susan is scared, and then looks behind and gasps to see nobody there behind her. Susan continues walking as she looks at her back and eventually turns her head around, running into Mr. Robinson]

Susan: [Screams, then stops]

Gaylord: Would you like to check out the bathroom? [Opens the door]

[Darwin is seen in the bathroom, floating and colored in white, with big hair]

Susan: Maybe later...

[Mr. Robinson closes the door, Darwin then screams and gets knocked out of the window]

Gaylord: This is my wife Margaret, oh, don't worry, she doesn't come with the house. [Laughs nervously]

[Margaret groans]

Jeff: How safe is the neighborhood?

Gaylord: We never had any problems. I would say it's pretty s-

Darwin: [Dressed up as a police officer] Put your hands where I can see them. You're going down.

Gumball: [Dressed up as a criminal] Nah, dog. I'll be out in thirty days to continue my crime spree, starting right here.

Darwin: Not on my watch, now get down on the ground! [Throws Gumball on the ground] Sir, get up, sir. You have the right to remain silent, now watch your head [Takes Gumball to the car]. Hey, this is not your car. I'll charge you with grand theft auto.

Susan: Wow, I think the police is scarier than the criminals.

Gaylord: Let's take a look upstairs.

Darwin: [Off-screen] I am the law!

[Mr. Robinson closes the curtains]

[The scene cuts to Gumball and Darwin in their room, both with a frown as Gumball tries to hide the bump from his face until he finally hides it]

Darwin: [Takes off his hat] Sorry, dude, but with the badge, the uniform and an unchecked sense of authority, I got a little carried away.

Gumball: That's not what I'm worried about, it's these buyers: they are not giving up. We need to get harder on them.

[Gumball hits his hand with a fist as the bump comes back]

[The Bensons open a window of the house]

[The sounds of a freeway are heard]

Susan: Is there a freeway nearby?

[Airplane lifting sounds are heard]

Jeff: And an airport?

[Animal sounds can be heard]

Susan: And a zoo?!

[It is revealed that Gumball and Darwin are using piano sounds to sound like there are noisy things nearby, Darwin then presses another key on the piano]

[Normal music plays]

Jeff: And what can only be a giant elevator?

[Darwin plays fart sounds on the piano]

Susan: [Scared] And vegetarians?!

Gumball and Darwin: Yes! [High Five]

[Susan looks out of the window]

Susan: Wow, our own gates to the Underworld. Didn't notice that when we came in.

[A car passes by, revealing the hole to be just a painting. Gumball and Darwin high-five each other]

[The scene changes to radioactive waste in the Robinsons' cupboard, Gumball and Darwin scaring them under the bed (both times with Gumball and Darwin high-fiving after the Bensons leave), the hobo in the bathtub growls at them, and flies on their front yard. The scene cuts to Richard sleeping on the couch]

Gumball: [Whispering] Now, to seal the deal. [Puts a wolf mask on Richard and gives him a shovel] DAD, QUICK, ANAIS IS TRAPPED IN THE SHED AND WE CAN'T FIND THE KEYS!

Richard: I'm coming, baby! I'm coming for you! [Makes a hole through the door with the shovel] DADDY'S COMING! [Continues to hit the shed's door with the shovel until it falls]

Jeff: Meh, I can live with that.

Gumball: Oh, what is wrong with these people!? I mean, who would wanna live in a place like this!?

Susan: So, what do you think?

Jeff: Well, their house is awful and the neighborhood is like a demilitarized zone, but their soil! That's the reason we should take it.

[The words "their soil" reverberate throughout Gumball's mind, corrupting into "there's oil"]

Gumball: [Gasps] There's oil under the garden!

Darwin: Mr. Robinson is sitting on a fortune and he doesn't even know.

Gumball: Bet those guys are not even vegetables! We gotta stop the sale!

Living Under a "Fortune"

Gaylord: So, what do you say?

Jeff: We'll take it.

[Hurriedly, Gumball runs and jumps in front of Mr. Robinson's sales contract, just as Jeff writes his signature]

Gumball: [In slow-motion] NOOOOOO!

[Jeff ends up signing on Gumball's sweater as he falls to the ground]

Gaylord: What - are - you - DOING?!

Gumball: Mr. Robinson, there's something you need to know. Mr. and Mrs... [Reads the signature on his sweater] Benson are not exactly what they seem and I'm here to unmask them. [Rips pieces of Jeff's face] Ok, so maybe they are vegetables, but they're here to take advantage of you.

Gaylord: What do you mean?

Gumball: They don't care about the house, they only care about what's underneath it. I'll let them tell you why.

Susan: Because we need good soil to plant our children?

Gumball: LIES! They only want what's under the soil: oil.

Susan: That makes no sense.

[Gumball runs up to Richard and takes his shovel]

Gumball: Or does it?

[Gumball pokes the shovel into the ground, revealing what appears to be oil]

Gaylord: Oil?! We're rich! No sale! Margaret, we're staying right here.

[Everyone but the Bensons starts cheering]

Susan: Oh, forget it.

[Jeff and Susan get in their car]

Jeff: Are you sure, Susan? We can always make higher offer. The soil was perfect.

Susan: No way, the neighbours are unbearable. Anyway, who'd want it? It's covered in raw sewage.

[The camera goes down and a pipe saying "Elmore City Sewage" is revealed]

[Episode ends]

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Episode 1 "The DVD"	Episode 2 "The Responsible"	Episode 3 "The Third"	Episode 4 "The Debt"
Episode 5 "The End"	Episode 6 "The Dress"	Episode 7 "The Quest"	Episode 8 "The Spoon"
Episode 9 "The Pressure"	Episode 10 "The Painting"	Episode 11 "The Laziest"	Episode 12 "The Ghost"
Episode 13 "The Mystery"	Episode 14 "The Prank"	Episode 15 "The Gi"	Episode 16 "The Kiss"
Episode 17 "The Party"	Episode 18 "The Refund"	Episode 19 "The Robot"	Episode 20 "The Picnic"
Episode 21 "The Goons"	Episode 22 "The Secret"	Episode 23 "The Sock"	Episode 24 "The Genius"
Episode 25 "The Poltergeist"	Episode 26 "The Mustache"	Episode 27 "The Date"	Episode 28 "The Club"
Episode 29 "The Wand"	Episode 30 "The Ape"	Episode 31 "The Car"	Episode 32 "The Curse"
Episode 33 "The Microwave"	Episode 34 "The Meddler"	Episode 35 "The Helmet"	Episode 36 "The Fight"

Episode 1 "The Remote"	Episode 2 "The Colossus"	Episode 3 "The Knights"	Episode 4 "The Fridge"
Episode 5 "The Flower"	Episode 6 "The Banana"	Episode 7 "The Phone"	Episode 8 "The Job"
Episode 9 "Halloween"	Episode 10 "The Treasure"	Episode 11 "The Apology"	Episode 12 "The Words"
Episode 13 "The Skull"	Episode 14 "The Bet"	Episode 15 "Christmas"	Episode 16 "The Watch"
Episode 17 "The Bumpkin"	Episode 18 "The Flakers"	Episode 19 "The Authority"	Episode 20 "The Virus"
Episode 21 "The Pony"	Episode 22 "The Hero"	Episode 23 "The Dream"	Episode 24 "The Sidekick"
Episode 25 "The Photo"	Episode 26 "The Tag"	Episode 27 "The Storm"	Episode 28 "The Lesson"
Episode 29 "The Game"	Episode 30 "The Limit"	Episode 31 "The Voice"	Episode 32 "The Promise"
Episode 33 "The Castle"	Episode 34 "The Boombox"	Episode 35 "The Tape"	Episode 36 "The Sweaters"
Episode 37 "The Internet"	Episode 38 "The Plan"	Episode 39 "The World"	Episode 40 "The Finale"

Episode 1 "The Kids"	Episode 2 "The Fan"	Episode 3 "The Coach"	Episode 4 "The Joy"
Episode 5 "The Puppy"	Episode 6 "The Recipe"	Episode 7 "The Name"	Episode 8 "The Extras"
Episode 9 "The Gripes"	Episode 10 "The Vacation"	Episode 11 "The Fraud"	Episode 12 "The Void"
Episode 13 "The Boss"	Episode 14 "The Move"	Episode 15 "The Law"	Episode 16 "The Allergy"
Episode 17 "The Mothers"	Episode 18 "The Password"	Episode 19 "The Procrastinators"	Episode 20 "The Shell"
Episode 21 "The Burden"	Episode 22 "The Bros"	Episode 23 "The Mirror"	Episode 24 "The Man"
Episode 25 "The Pizza"	Episode 26 "The Lie"	Episode 27 "The Butterfly"	Episode 28 "The Question"
Episode 29 "The Saint"	Episode 30 "The Friend"	Episode 31 "The Oracle"	Episode 32 "The Safety"
Episode 33 "The Society"	Episode 34 "The Spoiler"	Episode 35 "The Countdown"	Episode 36 "The Nobody"
Episode 37 "The Downer"	Episode 38 "The Egg"	Episode 39 "The Triangle"	Episode 40 "The Money"

Episode 1 "The Return"	Episode 2 "The Nemesis"	Episode 3 "The Crew"	Episode 4 "The Others"
Episode 5 "The Signature"	Episode 6 "The Check"	Episode 7 "The Pest"	Episode 8 "The Sale"
Episode 9 "The Gift"	Episode 10 "The Parking"	Episode 11 "The Routine"	Episode 12 "The Upgrade"
Episode 13 "The Comic"	Episode 14 "The Romantic"	Episode 15 "The Uploads"	Episode 16 "The Apprentice"
Episode 17 "The Hug"	Episode 18 "The Wicked"	Episode 19 "The Traitor"	Episode 20 "The Origins"
Episode 21 "The Origins: Part Two"	Episode 22 "The Girlfriend"	Episode 23 "The Advice"	Episode 24 "The Signal"
Episode 25 "The Parasite"	Episode 26 "The Love"	Episode 27 "The Awkwardness"	Episode 28 "The Nest"
Episode 29 "The Points"	Episode 30 "The Bus"	Episode 31 "The Night"	Episode 32 "The Misunderstandings"
Episode 33 "The Roots"	Episode 34 "The Blame"	Episode 35 "The Slap"	Episode 36 "The Detective"
Episode 37 "The Fury"	Episode 38 "The Compilation"	Episode 39 "The Scam"	Episode 40 "The Disaster"

Episode 1 "The Rerun"	Episode 2 "The Stories"	Episode 3 "The Guy"	Episode 4 "The Boredom"
Episode 5 "The Vision"	Episode 6 "The Choices"	Episode 7 "The Code"	Episode 8 "The Test"
Episode 9 "The Slide"	Episode 10 "The Loophole"	Episode 11 "The Fuss"	Episode 12 "The Copycats"
Episode 13 "The Potato"	Episode 14 "The Outside"	Episode 15 "The Vase"	Episode 16 "The Matchmaker"
Episode 17 "The Box"	Episode 18 "The Console"	Episode 19 "The Ollie"	Episode 20 "The Catfish"
Episode 21 "The Cycle"	Episode 22 "The Stars"	Episode 23 "The Grades"	Episode 24 "The Diet"
Episode 25 "The Ex"	Episode 26 "The Sorcerer"	Episode 27 "The Menu"	Episode 28 "The Uncle"
Episode 29 "The Weirdo"	Episode 30 "The Heist"	Episode 31 "The Singing"	Episode 32 "The Best"
Episode 33 "The Worst"	Episode 34 "The Deal"	Episode 35 "The Petals"	Episode 36 "The Nuisance"
Episode 37 "The Line"	Episode 38 "The List"	Episode 39 "The News"	Episode 40 "The Puppets"

Episode 1 "The Rival"	Episode 2 "The Lady"	Episode 3 "The Sucker"	Episode 4 "The Vegging"
Episode 5 "The One"	Episode 6 "The Father"	Episode 7 "The Cringe"	Episode 8 "The Cage"
Episode 9 "The Neighbor"	Episode 10 "The Anybody"	Episode 11 "The Faith"	Episode 12 "The Candidate"
Episode 13 "The Pact"	Episode 14 "The Shippening"	Episode 15 "The Brain"	Episode 16 "The Parents"
Episode 17 "The Founder"	Episode 18 "The Schooling"	Episode 19 "The Intelligence"	Episode 20 "The Potion"
Episode 21 "The Spinoffs"	Episode 22 "The Transformation"	Episode 23 "The Understanding"	Episode 24 "The Ad"
Episode 25 "The Ghouls"	Episode 26 "The Stink"	Episode 27 "The Awareness"	Episode 28 "The Slip"
Episode 29 "The Drama"	Episode 30 "The Buddy"	Episode 31 "The Possession"	Episode 32 "The Master"
Episode 33 "The Silence"	Episode 34 "The Future"	Episode 35 "The Wish"	Episode 36 "The Factory"
Episode 37 "The Agent"	Episode 38 "The Web"	Episode 39 "The Mess"	Episode 40 "The Heart"
Episode 41 "The Revolt"	Episode 42 "The Decisions"	Episode 43 "The BFFs"	Episode 44 "The Inquisition"

Episode 1 "The Burger"	Episode 2 "The Assistant"	Episode 3 "The Distance"	Episode 4 "The Thing"
Episode 5 "The Butts"	Episode 6 "The Traffic"	Episode 7 "The Astrological"	Episode 8 "The Cheerleader"
Episode 9 "The Boring"	Episode 10 "The Teacher"	Episode 11 "The App"	Episode 12 "The Entrance"
Episode 13 "The Letter"	Episode 14 "The Gut"	Episode 15 "The Wrinkle"	Episode 16 "The Gourmet"
Episode 17 "The Pool"	Episode 18 "The Portrait"	Episode 19 "The Climb"	Episode 20 "The Amadain"

Episode 21 "The Summoning"	Episode 22 "The Unfollow"	Episode 23 "The Promposal"	Episode 24 "The Trumpet"
Episode 25 "The Synthesis"	Episode 26 "The Cheapmas"	Episode 27 "The Score"	Episode 28 "The Diary"
Episode 29 "The Punishment"	Episode 30 "The Roast"	Episode 31 "The Survivalists"	Episode 32 "The Labels"
Episode 33 "The Fools"	Episode 34 "The Homework"	Episode 35 "The Sonder"	Episode 36 "The Mister"
Episode 37 "The Tracking"	Episode 38 "The Pants"	Episode 39 "The Necroprancer"	Episode 40 "The Rewrite"