Put the Game On!
- [The Wattersons' house, Gumball and Darwin are holding a game cartridge]
- Gumball: [Staring at cartridge] Look, Darwin. We waited more than seven months for this.
- Darwin: I know! We waited so long, I had time to grow hair.
- Gumball: Huh?
- [Darwin shows his leg, which is covered in thick hair]
- Gumball: Whoa. May I touch it?
- Darwin: You may.
- Gumball: [Strokes Darwin's leg] Nice.
- Darwin: Thanks. [Shouts at Gumball in excitement] Come on! Put the game on!
- Gumball: [Opens the disc tray] Come on, come on. [Gasps] Oh, there you are. [Attempts to insert the cartridge in the disc tray, but it obviously does not fit] There's something wrong with it!
- Darwin: [Shouting] Try the other way around! [Shakes flippers]
- [Gumball tries again, to no avail]
- Darwin: [Shouting] Come on! Can't you see I'm practically flipping my flippers?
- Gumball: What is that supposed to mean?
- Darwin: [Anxiously flapping his flippers] IT MEANS PUT THE GAME ON!
- Gumball: I can't! It's not working!
- [Darwin stops flipping his flippers]
- Gumball: [Looks at the game cartridge] I think we got stiffed.
At Ripley 2000
- Larry: I'm sorry, kids, but it's store policy. I can't give you a refund.
- Gumball: What? You have to! We asked you a ton of questions before we bought it, remember?
- [Flashback: Gumball and Darwin are asking Larry]
- Gumball: What's bigger—a lion or a tiger?
- Larry: A tiger.
- Gumball: Why is the sky blue?
- Larry: Diffraction of light through nitrogen.
- Darwin: Can anything escape from a black hole?
- Larry: Not unless it's a superheated quasar.
- Gumball: What is 2,352 times 1,035?
- Larry: 2,434,320.
- Gumball: If you know all this stuff, how come you're a store clerk?
- Larry: Look, you want this game or not?
- Gumball: [Pulls out the game] We'll take it.
- [Back to present time]
- Larry: Actually, you never asked me anything about the game.
- Gumball: Oh. You're right. [He and Darwin look down] But whatever! You have to give us a refund! It's been less than twenty-four hours!
- Larry: Look, guys, if it was up to me, I'd totally give you a refund, [Whispering] but the manager won't allow it. [The camera behind him rotates towards him, and he laughs nervously] I- I'm sorry, but that's the way it is. Thanks for shopping at Ripley 2000.
- [Gumball and Darwin start to make their way out of the store]
- Gumball: [Points at Larry dramatically] This is not the end of it, Larry Needlemeyer! Mark my words! We will get a refund!
- [They angrily leave the store, then immediately come back inside in a happy mood]
- Gumball: Hi, Larry. Can we have a refund, please?
- Larry: [Annoyed] Get out of here!
- [They stomp out of the store again]
- Gumball: Ripley 2000. More like "Rip-off" 2000!
- Darwin: [Off-screen] Why is it 2000, anyway? It's not like it's the future anymore.
Plan B
- [The shop's phone rings]
- Larry: [On the phone] Hi. Yes, Mr. Manager. Uh, no, sir, I certainly didn't give a refund to those kids. Yes, I brought your suit to the dry cleaners and walked your dogs. Actually, the big one bit me. Oh, yes, he can be playful. This is why I was seven minutes late. Oh, yes, Mr. Manager, sir, it was entirely my fault. It won't happen again, sir. Have a nice— [The phone cuts off and Larry sighs]
- Gumball: [Off-screen] This is the police! You're surrounded! Put your hands where I can see them!
- [Larry puts his hands up]
- Gumball: [Off-screen] Now put your hands on the cash register and take out twenty dollars!
- [Larry tries to grab the cash register]
- Gumball: [Off-screen] Now come outside and swap it for this computer game!
- Larry: [Notices Gumball's voice] Hey! What kind of police are you?
- Gumball: [Off-screen] The... super-real police. The... refund department... of justice!
- Larry: Nice try, kids.
- Gumball: [Off-screen] Darn! [Throws megaphone]
Plan C
- [Gumball and Darwin go into the store]
- Larry: Oh, look, kids, I'm not gonna give you a refund.
- Gumball: We're not here to ask for a refund. We just want you to look at my new, shiny watch. [He gets a pocket watch and swings it in front of Larry]
- Larry: I, uh, it's kind of hard when you... swing... it... like... that. [Trailing off, hypnotized]
- Darwin: Did it work? Is he hypnotized?
- Gumball: Let's test it. Okay. You're the world's most amazing dancer.
- [Larry performs a short ballet routine, and Gumball and Darwin laugh]
- Gumball: Okay, now... now you're an ostrich.
- Darwin: No, a gorilla!
- Gumball: A gorilla ostrich!
- [Larry acts like a gorilla and an ostrich, Gumball and Darwin laugh]
- Darwin: Now you have roller skates on!
- [Larry starts slipping on rollerskates, still acting as a gorilla and an ostrich]
- Gumball: And your butt's on fire!
- [Larry shouts like a monkey and slaps his own butt as if trying to put off a fire, Gumball and Darwin laugh even harder, and then Larry crashes into a table with a pile of radios on top]
- Gumball: And now you're a store clerk giving us a refund?
- Larry: [Monotone, still hypnotized] Sorry. It's against store policy.
- Gumball: [Sighs, upset] Now your butt's on fire again.
- Larry: [Screams in pain] Aaaaaaaaah!
Plan D
- [Gumball and Darwin enter Ripley 2000 again, with confident, smug faces and a TV]
- Larry: Oh, come on. I told you—no refund.
- Gumball: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. We're not going to ask you for a refund. We just want two minutes of your time.
- [Darwin turns on the TV, showing a video]
- Gumball: Every year, hundreds of children buy faulty computer games and don't get refunds. [opens door of Anais' room] This is Jimmy. [Camera zooms into Anais; she throws her Daisy doll at the camera] Jimmy really needed a refund, but the store manager wouldn't give it to him.
- Darwin: [As store manager] I don't care that you're sad, Jimmy. It's store policy!
- Gumball: Jimmy's life is now very bad, [Shows a box] and he lives in a shoe box. [Opens box] What's that, Jimmy? Yes, yes, Jimmy. [Closes box] I know you're sad and lonely.
- [Music starts playing]
- Darwin: Refund the world. Refund it sooner.
- Gumball: Uphold the rights that little Jimmy had as a consumer.
- Darwin: Now he's living in a box.
- Gumball: He's a victim of deceit.
- Gumball and Darwin: And even though he still had the receipt.
- [The song ends shortly, back to the store]
- Larry: [his voice breaks] Poor Jimmy. I-I had no idea it was such a big problem. [Wiping a single tear with his finger] Is there anything I can do?
- Gumball: Well, you could look into your heart and...
- Gumball and Darwin: [With big shiny eyes] Give us a refund?
- Larry: I'm sorry, but no.
- Gumball: [Sighs] Well, you leave us no choice, Larry. I'm gonna slap myself and Darwin's gonna hold his breath until you do something! [Gumball slaps himself in the face and Darwin holds his breath] Aah! Aah! This is on you, Larry! [Feeling painful] Oh! You can just stop all this suffering with just one word! Aah! Oh!
- Larry: Okay, okay! Please stop. Look, maybe I could— [The camera is looking at Larry and he is laughing worriedly, faking a smile] I'm sorry, but "no" means "no."
- Gumball: [Sighs in anger]
At Home
- [Gumball and Darwin come home, Richard is sitting on the sofa]
- Richard: Hey, kids! What's up?
- Gumball: We couldn't get a refund, and now we're really cheesed off.
- Richard: Watch your language, young man! "Cheese" is not to be invoked in vain in this house! But if it's a refund you're after, you've came to the right place— person— man— rabbit.
- Gumball: Really? Let's go there right now!
- Richard: Wait. If you're going to do something, you got to do it right. Heh!
- [Richard gets off the sofa, rips off his shirt, and puts on a black vest. He then draws a tattoo of a deadly unicorn with "Nicole" on it on his arm using a pen, and after he does that, he grows a pair of wild mutton chops sideburns]
- Richard: Now how do I look?
- Gumball: Actually, you look like your wedding picture.
- Richard: Perfect. Now, hand me that game.
Back at Ripley 2000
- [Richard stares at Larry]
- Larry: What do you want from me, you nut burger?!
- Richard: Oh, you know what we want.
- Gumball: We want what's rightfully ours, and we brought our dad!
- Richard: Exactly.
- Larry: For the last time, I can't!
- Richard: Uhp! I wish to speak to your manager.
- Larry: But you don't realize—he's a vile, cruel beast! [Notices CCTV camera zooming into him] Uh, sorry. No refund.
- Richard: Shhh. Tch, tch, tch. Okay. Here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna return this game and get a refund. Look. I'm putting the game on the counter.
- Larry: B-But—
- Richard: Easy. Easy, pal. Now, I'm opening the register.
- Larry: No, no, no! Sir, sir, sir, I wouldn't do that if I were you!
- Richard: Well, lucky for me, I'm not you. So now I'm going to take what you owe us. See my hand? Slowly, slowly.
- Gumball: Wait. Isn't that, like, stealing?
- Larry: But you don't understand! You can't take money out of the register! You can only put it in!
- [Richard pulls a twenty dollar bill out of the register, the alarm starts to sound]
- Larry: Nooooooo! We're doomed!
- Richard: Aah! What's going on?!
- Larry: He's coming! [Slides through the exit]
- Richard: Who's coming?!
- Larry: The manager! [Escapes before the shutter door shuts]
- Richard: Aaaah! I'm putting it back! I'm putting it back! I'm putting it back! [Notices the manager approaching the door] Aaaaaah! [Wailing] Please! Don't hurt me! [Bangs on the main door] It's not even my fault! It's their fault!
- Gumball: What?! When you said you'd get us a refund, we didn't expect you to steal from the register!
- Richard: You know very well I can't be trusted!
- [Close-up of the doorknob turning]
- Richard: Aaaaah! [Whimpers]
- [The door opens, revealing that the manager is tiny]
The Manager
- [Richard walks to the manager, and laughs at him]
- Richard: Look at you! I thought you were going to be some huge dude! [Continues laughing] The look on our faces! Whoa! I mean, where's the light in your office? It must be on the floor in the back of the room or something! [Continues laughing] Phew! So, can we have our refund now?
- Manager: No refund!
- Richard: Oh, come on. We've all had a laugh and a little fright, but I think it's time to just give us our money back, and we'll be on our way.
- Manager: I've had it with you and your brats trying to mess with my money! You think you can steal from me and laugh in my face?
- Richard: Oh, you're adorable! But, seriously, though, you don't want this to get physical. You're lucky I'm a pacifist.
- [The manager angrily pounces onto Richard's arm and bites him]
- Richard: Ow. Ow! [Attempts to shake him off] Get him off! Get him off! Get him off!
- Gumball and Darwin: Go, Dad! Whoo-hoo!
- [The manager crawls into Richard's vest]
- Gumball and Darwin: Come on, Dad! You got him!
- [The manager crawls down Richard's pants]
- Richard: He's inside my pants! Aaaah!
- Gumball: Get him out!
- Darwin: Yeah, kick his butt, Dad!
- Gumball: Come on, Dad! You can take him!
- [The manager pulls on Richard's ears]
- Gumball: Dad?
- Richard: Get him off! Get him off! Aah! Ow!
- Darwin: He's not winning, is he?
- Gumball: No.
- [The manager begins hitting Richard's head rapidly]
- Richard: What's wrong with you? Ow! Ow! Doesn't really hurt that much. But ow!
- [The manager repeatedly slaps Richard's face with his own hands]
- Richard: Oh, no! My beautiful face! Gumball! Darwin! Do something!
- Gumball: Eh, this is getting kind of embarrassing.
- [Gumball and Darwin walk towards the door]
- Richard: [While the manager continues to pull on his ears] No! Don't abandon me, please! Ow! [The manager begins to bounce on Richard's butt] Ow! Ow! [The manager bites Richard's neck] Aah! He's biting my neck with his little teeth, and it tickles! [Laughs and eventually sobs]
- [Gumball and Darwin return]
- Gumball: Stop right there, little man!
- Darwin: Yeah! Leave Mr. Dad alone! Otherwise...
- Manager: Otherwise what?
- Gumball: Otherwise, we'll put the security video online. What do you think the internet will say when it sees you slapping your customers with your little hands?
- Manager: That it's pretty funny?
- Gumball: Yeah, it was pretty funny. But you'll probably get a modest fine and a couple of days of community service.
- Manager: So?
- Gumball: So the shop will be closed.
- Manager: And?
- Gumball: And you'll lose money.
- Manager: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! No need to get excited. Okay, look, I can't give you a refund. It's a matter of principle. But since I find you quite pathetic, I'll give you a 1% discount on this new games console. That way, you can play the game you've already got. What do you say?
- Gumball: Hmm. 1%. So, $700. That's, like, $7 off!
- Richard: Now, that's what I call a bargain!
- Darwin: Can we have your credit card, Mr. Dad?
- Richard: Totally.
- Gumball, Darwin and Richard: Whoo-hoo!
Back at Home
- Richard: Ugh! Can't believe I got beat up by a garden gnome.
- Gumball: Oh, come on. It was pretty funny.
- Darwin: Like when you were screaming, "no, no, my beautiful face!"
- Gumball: [Laughing] And when he was pounding on you from above and it looked like a tennis ball bouncing on a melon.
- [Gumball and Darwin laugh, then Richard laughs with them]
- Richard: And thanks to me, we did get a huge discount on the console.
- Darwin: Come on! Put the game on!
- Gumball: Yes!
- [Gumball inserts the game cartridge into the slot, but it is then unexpectedly shredded to pieces]
- Gumball: Dad, he sold us a shredder.
- Richard: [Sighs]
- [Richard spawns his mutton chops sideburns again while hardcore music is heard]
- [The episode ends]
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| Episode 1 The DVD |
Episode 2 The Responsible |
Episode 3 The Third |
Episode 4 The Debt |
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| Episode 5 The End |
Episode 6 The Dress |
Episode 7 The Quest |
Episode 8 The Spoon |
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| Episode 9 The Pressure |
Episode 10 The Painting |
Episode 11 The Laziest |
Episode 12 The Ghost |
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| Episode 13 The Mystery |
Episode 14 The Prank |
Episode 15 The Gi |
Episode 16 The Kiss |
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| Episode 17 The Party |
Episode 18 The Refund |
Episode 19 The Robot |
Episode 20 The Picnic |
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| Episode 21 The Goons |
Episode 22 The Secret |
Episode 23 The Sock |
Episode 24 The Genius |
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| Episode 25 The Poltergeist |
Episode 26 The Mustache |
Episode 27 The Date |
Episode 28 The Club |
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| Episode 29 The Wand |
Episode 30 The Ape |
Episode 31 The Car |
Episode 32 The Curse |
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| Episode 33 The Microwave |
Episode 34 The Meddler |
Episode 35 The Helmet |
Episode 36 The Fight |
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| Episode 1 The Remote |
Episode 2 The Colossus |
Episode 3 The Knights |
Episode 4 The Fridge |
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| Episode 5 The Flower |
Episode 6 The Banana |
Episode 7 The Phone |
Episode 8 The Job |
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| Episode 9 Halloween |
Episode 10 The Treasure |
Episode 11 The Apology |
Episode 12 The Words |
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| Episode 13 The Skull |
Episode 14 The Bet |
Episode 15 Christmas |
Episode 16 The Watch |
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| Episode 17 The Bumpkin |
Episode 18 The Flakers |
Episode 19 The Authority |
Episode 20 The Virus |
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| Episode 21 The Pony |
Episode 22 The Hero |
Episode 23 The Dream |
Episode 24 The Sidekick |
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| Episode 25 The Photo |
Episode 26 The Tag |
Episode 27 The Storm |
Episode 28 The Lesson |
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| Episode 29 The Game |
Episode 30 The Limit |
Episode 31 The Voice |
Episode 32 The Promise |
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| Episode 33 The Castle |
Episode 34 The Boombox |
Episode 35 The Tape |
Episode 36 The Sweaters |
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| Episode 37 The Internet |
Episode 38 The Plan |
Episode 39 The World |
Episode 40 The Finale |
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| Episode 1 The Kids |
Episode 2 The Fan |
Episode 3 The Coach |
Episode 4 The Joy |
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| Episode 5 The Puppy |
Episode 6 The Recipe |
Episode 7 The Name |
Episode 8 The Extras |
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| Episode 9 The Gripes |
Episode 10 The Vacation |
Episode 11 The Fraud |
Episode 12 The Void |
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| Episode 13 The Boss |
Episode 14 The Move |
Episode 15 The Law |
Episode 16 The Allergy |
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| Episode 17 The Mothers |
Episode 18 The Password |
Episode 19 The Procrastinators |
Episode 20 The Shell |
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| Episode 21 The Burden |
Episode 22 The Bros |
Episode 23 The Mirror |
Episode 24 The Man |
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| Episode 25 The Pizza |
Episode 26 The Lie |
Episode 27 The Butterfly |
Episode 28 The Question |
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| Episode 29 The Saint |
Episode 30 The Friend |
Episode 31 The Oracle |
Episode 32 The Safety |
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| Episode 33 The Society |
Episode 34 The Spoiler |
Episode 35 The Countdown |
Episode 36 The Nobody |
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| Episode 37 The Downer |
Episode 38 The Egg |
Episode 39 The Triangle |
Episode 40 The Money |
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| Episode 1 The Return |
Episode 2 The Nemesis |
Episode 3 The Crew |
Episode 4 The Others |
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| Episode 5 The Signature |
Episode 6 The Check |
Episode 7 The Pest |
Episode 8 The Sale |
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| Episode 9 The Gift |
Episode 10 The Parking |
Episode 11 The Routine |
Episode 12 The Upgrade |
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| Episode 13 The Comic |
Episode 14 The Romantic |
Episode 15 The Uploads |
Episode 16 The Apprentice |
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| Episode 17 The Hug |
Episode 18 The Wicked |
Episode 19 The Traitor |
Episode 20 The Origins |
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| Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two |
Episode 22 The Girlfriend |
Episode 23 The Advice |
Episode 24 The Signal |
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| Episode 25 The Parasite |
Episode 26 The Love |
Episode 27 The Awkwardness |
Episode 28 The Nest |
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| Episode 29 The Points |
Episode 30 The Bus |
Episode 31 The Night |
Episode 32 The Misunderstandings |
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| Episode 33 The Roots |
Episode 34 The Blame |
Episode 35 The Slap |
Episode 36 The Detective |
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| Episode 37 The Fury |
Episode 38 The Compilation |
Episode 39 The Scam |
Episode 40 The Disaster |
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| Episode 1 The Rerun |
Episode 2 The Stories |
Episode 3 The Guy |
Episode 4 The Boredom |
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| Episode 5 The Vision |
Episode 6 The Choices |
Episode 7 The Code |
Episode 8 The Test |
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| Episode 9 The Slide |
Episode 10 The Loophole |
Episode 11 The Fuss |
Episode 12 The Copycats |
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| Episode 13 The Potato |
Episode 14 The Outside |
Episode 15 The Vase |
Episode 16 The Matchmaker |
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| Episode 17 The Box |
Episode 18 The Console |
Episode 19 The Ollie |
Episode 20 The Catfish |
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| Episode 21 The Cycle |
Episode 22 The Stars |
Episode 23 The Grades |
Episode 24 The Diet |
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| Episode 25 The Ex |
Episode 26 The Sorcerer |
Episode 27 The Menu |
Episode 28 The Uncle |
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| Episode 29 The Weirdo |
Episode 30 The Heist |
Episode 31 The Singing |
Episode 32 The Best |
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| Episode 33 The Worst |
Episode 34 The Deal |
Episode 35 The Petals |
Episode 36 The Nuisance |
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| Episode 37 The Line |
Episode 38 The List |
Episode 39 The News |
Episode 40 The Puppets |
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| Episode 1 The Rival |
Episode 2 The Lady |
Episode 3 The Sucker |
Episode 4 The Vegging |
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| Episode 5 The One |
Episode 6 The Father |
Episode 7 The Cringe |
Episode 8 The Cage |
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| Episode 9 The Neighbor |
Episode 10 The Anybody |
Episode 11 The Faith |
Episode 12 The Candidate |
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| Episode 13 The Pact |
Episode 14 The Shippening |
Episode 15 The Brain |
Episode 16 The Parents |
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| Episode 17 The Founder |
Episode 18 The Schooling |
Episode 19 The Intelligence |
Episode 20 The Potion |
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| Episode 21 The Spinoffs |
Episode 22 The Transformation |
Episode 23 The Understanding |
Episode 24 The Ad |
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| Episode 25 The Ghouls |
Episode 26 The Stink |
Episode 27 The Awareness |
Episode 28 The Slip |
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| Episode 29 The Drama |
Episode 30 The Buddy |
Episode 31 The Possession |
Episode 32 The Master |
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| Episode 33 The Silence |
Episode 34 The Future |
Episode 35 The Wish |
Episode 36 The Factory |
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| Episode 37 The Agent |
Episode 38 The Web |
Episode 39 The Mess |
Episode 40 The Heart |
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| Episode 41 The Revolt |
Episode 42 The Decisions |
Episode 43 The BFFS |
Episode 44 The Inquisition |