The Boyfriend Game
- [Molly, Carmen, Carrie, Teri, Penny, Masami and Leslie are inside Molly's new treehouse]
- Molly: So what do you think of my treehouse, girls?
- [All except Masami nod and cheer]
- Leslie: I love what you've done with the bathroom.
- [The "bathroom" is a hole in the floor with a roll of toilet paper next to it]
- Molly: [Off-screen] Thanks! I went for understated chique.
- Penny: Molly has such a good eye for interior design.
- [All except Masami nod and cheer]
- Masami: Boring! You think because it's in a tree it's all that? Well, it isn't: it's just as boring as a real house. I mean, what is it you actually do in here, Molly?
- Molly: Well, uh, I just hang out, watch the boys...
- [The girls look through the window; Darwin, Tobias, and Banana Joe are cheering on Gumball to jump over a van with a skateboard, at which he slams into, setting the alarm off]
- Masami: Laaame! You don't watch boys, you kiss them.
- Everyone but Masami: [Surprised] What?!
- Masami: Hold on! Don't tell me you don't have boyfriends. You do, Molly, right?
- Molly: Uh, sure I do! You don't know him, though. He's way older and... he's in high school! [Smiles]
- Everyone but Molly and Masami: Wow!
- Teri: Well, my boyfriend is so old that he doesn't have a babysitter!
- Everyone but Teri and Masami: Wow!
- Carmen: Well, mine's so old, he stopped wearing braces!
- Everyone but Carmen and Masami: Wow!
- Carrie: Well, mine is so old that he doesn't even have teeth. [Flips her hair]
- [Everyone looks awkwardly at Carrie]
- [Penny walks near the window]
- Penny: [Sighs] I wish I had a boyfriend. [Looks through the window]
- [Camera changes to the boys. Gumball gets up and cracks his arms, back and neck]
- Gumball: Did Penny see my stunt?
- Banana Joe: Don't tell me you wanna impress those... those... those... perfumed sissies!
- Gumball: You mean those girls over there? Tch, nah... [Flexes his arms] They wouldn't care about a handsome bachelor, twelve years old, who likes foreign cinema, fine dining, extreme sports and long romantic walks on the beach by moonlight.
- Banana Joe: Let's make a pact, right here, right now. Pals before gals! [Extends his arm]
- Darwin and Tobias: [They put their hands above Joe's] Pals before gals!
- Gumball: Eeehh... [Shrugs] Okay...
- [Gumball puts his hand with the other boys, then looks to the window. Penny waves, and he does the same]
- Tobias: Wait, wait, wait! Let's make a blood pact! [Tries to use a stick to make a wound in his hand, but he cannot]
- [Camera changes to the girls]
- Molly: So, your turn to tell us, Masami. Do you have a boyfriend?
- Masami: [Nervous] Yeah, he is... it's... it's... [Looks through the window] Darwin!
- Everyone but Masami: Darwin?!
- Masami: Yeah, he's great because... he's got legs and, you know... a head. [Fakes a smile]
- Carrie: Okay.
The Hallway
- [Gumball, Darwin, Banana Joe and Tobias are together; Tobias is still trying to make a wound in his hand]
- Gumball: Dude, stop it already.
- [Tobias stops trying to wound himself. As he does, a group of giggling can be heard]
- Banana Joe: Guys, guys, guys! Enemy at twelve o'clock.
- [Gumball, Darwin and Tobias look at their watches]
- Banana Joe: No, this way! [Points at someone]
- [The camera moves to the girls]
- Masami: There he is.
- Banana Joe: Remember, pals before gals.
- [They nod]
- Masami: Hello, sweet cheeks.
- The boys: [Surprised] WHAT?!?
- Carrie: Oh, c'mon. He is not your boyfriend, Masami.
- Masami: Ha! He so is. Look. Hold my book, boyfriend. [Gives a book to Darwin]
- Darwin: Uhhh... Okay?
- Masami: I'll show you how he likes me at the treehouse.
- [The girls leave while laughing]
- Banana Joe: I can't believe it. You, you, you... girl-lover!
- Gumball: It's always the quiet ones.
- Darwin: [Throws the book on the ground] She's not my girlfriend! What am I gonna do?! WHAT AM I GONNA DO?! I know, I'll just run away and hide forever!
- [Darwin jumps out of the window; he walks away with a limp]
- Darwin: [Crying] I'll never forget you, guys!
- Gumball: That was dramatic.
- Penny: [Off-screen] Hey, Gumball.
- [Gumball's face lightens up and he waves at Penny]
- Gumball: Hey, Penny.
- Penny: Wanna walk me to the canteen?
- Gumball: [Extremely happy] Definitelyyyy... [Notices Banana Joe and Tobias looking at him] definitely not, definitely not now, but maybe... later?
- [Penny looks confused at Gumball, as Banana Joe and Tobias disapprove of him. Gumball then sighs and jumps out of the window like Darwin did; walking away with a limp]
- Penny: Okaaaay? [Confused, waves to him] See you later.
The Cafeteria
- [Gumball is in line to get his food, cracks his arm]
- Darwin: [Whispering] Gumball!
- [Gumball looks under the table]
- Darwin: [Whispering] I'm scared
- Gumball: Darwin? I thought you ran away forever.
- Darwin: I got hungry. [Gasps]
- [The girls are at a table laughing]
- Darwin: Oh, no! They're here.
- [Gumball and Darwin peer through a column]
- Darwin: What am I gonna do now?
- Gumball: Don't worry buddy. [They start walking away wih their trail] If you can't see them, they can't see you.
- [They splash their trails on their face and start walking. They crash with a number of columns before they stop at the girls' table]
- Gumball: Ok, I think we're safe.
- [They remove the trails from their face and realize where they are]
- Gumball and Darwin: [They scream, but gradually stop] Hey.
- Masami: Yeah, hi. I was just talking about you, boyfriend. Come and sit by me.
- [Darwin whimpers]
- Masami: Oh, c'mon! Don't be shy, sugar lumps, and give me a hug. [Gets close to him and tries to kiss him]
- Gumball: Excuse me. Is... there room... for one more. [Gets in the middle of them] So, what are we talking about?
- Masami: [Gets away from them] Ha! Well, before you so rudely interrupted us, we were talking about how Darwin is gonna kiss me in the tree house.
- Darwin: [Shocked] What?!
- Masami: Yeah. Because that's what boyfriend and girlfriend do. [Winks] Come on, boyfriend, let's go somewhere more private.
- [Darwin's still shocked]
- Masami: Boyfriend! [Leaves]
- [Darwin starts leaving, but then stops and turns to Gumball]
- Darwin: [Whispering] Help... me! [Leaves]
- Gumball: Don't worry, buddy. I'm here for you. Pals before...
- [Penny passes by and winks at Gumball]
- Gumball: Hi, Penny.
- Penny: Hey, Gumball.
- Gumball: Where was I? Oh yeah, Darwin!
The Swimming Pool
- Masami: Darwin! Darwin, where are you? Darwin? Darwin! [Leaves]
- [Gumball passes by and notices some bubbles coming out the pool]
- Gumball: Huh? [Looks at the pool, sees Darwin underwater] What are you doing here?
- [Darwin mumbles underwater, making what he says inaudible. Then, a pair of bubbles he made pop, revealing what he said]
- Darwin: She won't find me down here. She hates getting her hair wet.
- Gumball: Really?
- Masami: [To Rocky] Hey, have you seen Darwin around?
- Gumball: [Looks at the high dive] Don't worry buddy, I'm on it.
- [On the high dive, Gumball gets dizziness from the height]
- Gumball: Oh, oh man. [Takes a deep breath] Pals before gals! [Jumps off]
- Penny: Hey Masami, have you seen Gumball anywhere?
- Gumball: Oh no, I can't do that to Penny. [Sighs] On one hand, I create a diversion to save Darwin, but on the other hand, I splash Penny and look like a— [Falls flat on the water's surface and sinks, making a loud slapping noise]
- Penny: What was that?
- Masami: I don't know, but it sounded painful.
- Penny: Oh, well! See you at the treehouse. [Leaves]
- Masami: Darwin!
- [Darwin comes up inhaling, with water coming out of his mouth and nostrils]
- Masami: There you are! C'mon, we're going for ice cream. [She flies off and Darwin follows]
- [Gumball remerges, reddened]
- Gumball: Aaaaahhh...! Oww...
- [Gumball hops around moaning in pain before he grabs a pair of ice cream cones Idaho was carrying and puts them on his chest]
- Idaho: Hey!
- [Idaho leaves angrily. Rocky passes by and notices the ice creams on Gumball's chest]
- Rocky: Hey, dude! Nice bikini!
- Gumball: Thanks. Oh, Rocky, wait! [Takes the ice cream off his chest] You've had girlfriends before, right?
- Rocky: Oh, yeah! Thousands of 'em!
- Gumball: And how did you get rid of them?
- Rocky: Well, usually, I just close my eyes and open my heart, and when I open my eyes again, they're gone...
- Gumball: What do you mean?
- Rocky: Well, I guess they don't want me to talk about my feelings...
- Gumball: So, you mean, openly expressing your emotional turmoil, rather than coming up with a convoluted little scheme. It's so crazy it just might work.
The Hallway Again
- [Gumball is in a wastebasket and gives a thumbs up to Darwin who is nervous]
- Masami: Darwin!
- Darwin: Listen, Masami. This is very difficult for me to say. I'm leaving. We've had good times together, but it's just not right for me. I can't help how I feel. It's not your fault, it's mine. I'm just not ready for something this amazing. You deserve someone better. Now farewell, dear heart.
- [Masami glares at Darwin, and he waves at her, giving her a go on motion. Then Masami looks like she's about to get angry, but starts crying]
- Darwin: [Whispering] What should I do?
- Gumball: [Whispering] I don't know.
- Leslie: [Passing by] Nice work, Romeo.
- Darwin: Okay, okay. I didn't mean it. Boyfriend joke. Look, I'm laughing. [Fake laughing] You can stop crying now, please.
- [Masami shoots a lightning bolt]
- Darwin: Please, I'll do anything you want. I'll go to the treehouse. I'll... I'll-I'll kiss you.
- [Masami immediately stops]
- Masami: Okay, see ya there, sweet lips.
- Gumball: [Walks over, chuckling] Oh, man. I am so sorry.
- Darwin: What did you make me do? WHAT DID YOU MAKE ME DO?! I have to kiss a girl. I'm going to get married, I don't wanna get married. Urgh! [Walks away]
- Gumball: I'm sorry, dude. Don't be like that...
- Darwin: [Rushes back in] Not cool, man. NOT COOL! [Walks away again]
- Gumball: Don't worry, buddy, I'll save you!
- Darwin: [Calling off-screen] How?! You need to have a date to get in that treehouse!
- Gumball: Yeah, that is true.
- Banana Joe: [With Tobias] And what happened to "pals before gals"?
- Gumball: That's cool, I'll find a way to save him.
- Banana Joe: You better, cause if you don't, we will.
- [Banana Joe and Tobias leave]
- Penny: [Passing by] Hi, Gumball.
- [Gumball follows Penny happily while giggling]
The Treehouse
- [Darwin and Masami arrive at the ladder of the treehouse]
- Masami: After you, boyfriend.
- [Masami winks and Darwin gets scared]
- Darwin: [Whispering] Somebody, please, help me.
- Masami: What did you say?
- Darwin: Nothing! I'm climbing, climbing.
- [Darwin climbs up the treehouse and sees Gumball inside with the others]
- Gumball: Hey, Darwin!
- Darwin: [Gasps] Oh, no! They got you, too!
- Gumball: [Sarcastically] Oh yeah, they got me. It was horrible, ohh. Oh, no, don't drag me in there and kiss me. Hehehe. Oh, well, now that we're here...
- Masami: So, girls, where are all of your boyfriends?
- [Awkward silence, along with whistling]
- Teri: [Inhales] Okay girls, confession time. [Inhales] My boyfriend's not real.
- [Everyone gasps, then the rest of the girls, and Leslie, confess as well]
- Masami: So, me and Penny are the only ones with boys to kiss. Darwin?
- [Darwin tries to sneak out of the treehouse]
- Masami: Come on, boyfriend!
- [Everyone except Gumball and Penny starts chanting "Kiss" as Masami tries to kiss Darwin, while he is backing away from her]
- Darwin: Gumball, do something!
- Gumball: Just a minute. [To Penny] Hehe, sorry, I have to save my best friend.
- [Penny grabs Gumball's hand, making him dazed]
- Penny: I'm really glad you came.
- Darwin: [He's at bay] Please, you don't wanna kiss me! I taste like fish!
- [Darwin gets away and Masami ends up kissing the wall]
- Masami: Get back here!
- Darwin: Ahhhh, Gumball!
- [Darwin is running from Masami in the background and they start to fade out, while Gumball and Penny are by the window]
- Penny: It's such a beautiful day, Gumball.
- Gumball: Yeah, but not as beautiful as your antlers.
- [As the camera sweeps past Penny, the background of the treehouse disappears as her and Gumball are now floating in the vast majority of space]
- Gumball: [Sighs] Can you feel the universe moving around us?
- Penny: Uh, yeah, it's more like a swaying motion, actually.
- [Outside the treehouse, Banana Joe and Tobias are chopping down the tree]
- Gumball: Let's kiss and remember this for all the eternity.
- Masami: Let's kiss, so I can show these losers who's boss.
- [The tree starts falling, Gumball is sliding to Darwin, both with their lips puckered up, and Penny and Masami are shown reacting to Gumball and Darwin kissing by mistake]
- Banana Joe and Tobias: Timber!
- [The tree falls over on Banana Joe]
- Gumball: Wow, that was amazing. Kissing Penny was like being run over by a unicorn.
- Darwin: And kissing Masami wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.
- Gumball: Bye, Penny.
- Darwin: See ya later, sugar lumps.
- Gumball: [Sighs] What fascinating creatures.
- [Banana Joe pops out of the tree bush, with his head being peeled off]
- Banana Joe: Pals before gals!
- [Episode Ends]
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| Episode 1 The DVD |
Episode 2 The Responsible |
Episode 3 The Third |
Episode 4 The Debt |
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| Episode 5 The End |
Episode 6 The Dress |
Episode 7 The Quest |
Episode 8 The Spoon |
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| Episode 9 The Pressure |
Episode 10 The Painting |
Episode 11 The Laziest |
Episode 12 The Ghost |
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| Episode 13 The Mystery |
Episode 14 The Prank |
Episode 15 The Gi |
Episode 16 The Kiss |
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| Episode 17 The Party |
Episode 18 The Refund |
Episode 19 The Robot |
Episode 20 The Picnic |
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| Episode 21 The Goons |
Episode 22 The Secret |
Episode 23 The Sock |
Episode 24 The Genius |
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| Episode 25 The Poltergeist |
Episode 26 The Mustache |
Episode 27 The Date |
Episode 28 The Club |
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| Episode 29 The Wand |
Episode 30 The Ape |
Episode 31 The Car |
Episode 32 The Curse |
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| Episode 33 The Microwave |
Episode 34 The Meddler |
Episode 35 The Helmet |
Episode 36 The Fight |
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| Episode 1 The Remote |
Episode 2 The Colossus |
Episode 3 The Knights |
Episode 4 The Fridge |
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| Episode 5 The Flower |
Episode 6 The Banana |
Episode 7 The Phone |
Episode 8 The Job |
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| Episode 9 Halloween |
Episode 10 The Treasure |
Episode 11 The Apology |
Episode 12 The Words |
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| Episode 13 The Skull |
Episode 14 The Bet |
Episode 15 Christmas |
Episode 16 The Watch |
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| Episode 17 The Bumpkin |
Episode 18 The Flakers |
Episode 19 The Authority |
Episode 20 The Virus |
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| Episode 21 The Pony |
Episode 22 The Hero |
Episode 23 The Dream |
Episode 24 The Sidekick |
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| Episode 25 The Photo |
Episode 26 The Tag |
Episode 27 The Storm |
Episode 28 The Lesson |
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| Episode 29 The Game |
Episode 30 The Limit |
Episode 31 The Voice |
Episode 32 The Promise |
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| Episode 33 The Castle |
Episode 34 The Boombox |
Episode 35 The Tape |
Episode 36 The Sweaters |
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| Episode 37 The Internet |
Episode 38 The Plan |
Episode 39 The World |
Episode 40 The Finale |
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| Episode 1 The Kids |
Episode 2 The Fan |
Episode 3 The Coach |
Episode 4 The Joy |
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| Episode 5 The Puppy |
Episode 6 The Recipe |
Episode 7 The Name |
Episode 8 The Extras |
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| Episode 9 The Gripes |
Episode 10 The Vacation |
Episode 11 The Fraud |
Episode 12 The Void |
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| Episode 13 The Boss |
Episode 14 The Move |
Episode 15 The Law |
Episode 16 The Allergy |
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| Episode 17 The Mothers |
Episode 18 The Password |
Episode 19 The Procrastinators |
Episode 20 The Shell |
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| Episode 21 The Burden |
Episode 22 The Bros |
Episode 23 The Mirror |
Episode 24 The Man |
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| Episode 25 The Pizza |
Episode 26 The Lie |
Episode 27 The Butterfly |
Episode 28 The Question |
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| Episode 29 The Saint |
Episode 30 The Friend |
Episode 31 The Oracle |
Episode 32 The Safety |
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| Episode 33 The Society |
Episode 34 The Spoiler |
Episode 35 The Countdown |
Episode 36 The Nobody |
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| Episode 37 The Downer |
Episode 38 The Egg |
Episode 39 The Triangle |
Episode 40 The Money |
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| Episode 1 The Return |
Episode 2 The Nemesis |
Episode 3 The Crew |
Episode 4 The Others |
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| Episode 5 The Signature |
Episode 6 The Check |
Episode 7 The Pest |
Episode 8 The Sale |
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| Episode 9 The Gift |
Episode 10 The Parking |
Episode 11 The Routine |
Episode 12 The Upgrade |
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| Episode 13 The Comic |
Episode 14 The Romantic |
Episode 15 The Uploads |
Episode 16 The Apprentice |
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| Episode 17 The Hug |
Episode 18 The Wicked |
Episode 19 The Traitor |
Episode 20 The Origins |
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| Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two |
Episode 22 The Girlfriend |
Episode 23 The Advice |
Episode 24 The Signal |
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| Episode 25 The Parasite |
Episode 26 The Love |
Episode 27 The Awkwardness |
Episode 28 The Nest |
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| Episode 29 The Points |
Episode 30 The Bus |
Episode 31 The Night |
Episode 32 The Misunderstandings |
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| Episode 33 The Roots |
Episode 34 The Blame |
Episode 35 The Slap |
Episode 36 The Detective |
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| Episode 37 The Fury |
Episode 38 The Compilation |
Episode 39 The Scam |
Episode 40 The Disaster |
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| Episode 1 The Rerun |
Episode 2 The Stories |
Episode 3 The Guy |
Episode 4 The Boredom |
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| Episode 5 The Vision |
Episode 6 The Choices |
Episode 7 The Code |
Episode 8 The Test |
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| Episode 9 The Slide |
Episode 10 The Loophole |
Episode 11 The Fuss |
Episode 12 The Copycats |
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| Episode 13 The Potato |
Episode 14 The Outside |
Episode 15 The Vase |
Episode 16 The Matchmaker |
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| Episode 17 The Box |
Episode 18 The Console |
Episode 19 The Ollie |
Episode 20 The Catfish |
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| Episode 21 The Cycle |
Episode 22 The Stars |
Episode 23 The Grades |
Episode 24 The Diet |
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| Episode 25 The Ex |
Episode 26 The Sorcerer |
Episode 27 The Menu |
Episode 28 The Uncle |
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| Episode 29 The Weirdo |
Episode 30 The Heist |
Episode 31 The Singing |
Episode 32 The Best |
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| Episode 33 The Worst |
Episode 34 The Deal |
Episode 35 The Petals |
Episode 36 The Nuisance |
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| Episode 37 The Line |
Episode 38 The List |
Episode 39 The News |
Episode 40 The Puppets |
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| Episode 1 The Rival |
Episode 2 The Lady |
Episode 3 The Sucker |
Episode 4 The Vegging |
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| Episode 5 The One |
Episode 6 The Father |
Episode 7 The Cringe |
Episode 8 The Cage |
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| Episode 9 The Neighbor |
Episode 10 The Anybody |
Episode 11 The Faith |
Episode 12 The Candidate |
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| Episode 13 The Pact |
Episode 14 The Shippening |
Episode 15 The Brain |
Episode 16 The Parents |
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| Episode 17 The Founder |
Episode 18 The Schooling |
Episode 19 The Intelligence |
Episode 20 The Potion |
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| Episode 21 The Spinoffs |
Episode 22 The Transformation |
Episode 23 The Understanding |
Episode 24 The Ad |
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| Episode 25 The Ghouls |
Episode 26 The Stink |
Episode 27 The Awareness |
Episode 28 The Slip |
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| Episode 29 The Drama |
Episode 30 The Buddy |
Episode 31 The Possession |
Episode 32 The Master |
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| Episode 33 The Silence |
Episode 34 The Future |
Episode 35 The Wish |
Episode 36 The Factory |
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| Episode 37 The Agent |
Episode 38 The Web |
Episode 39 The Mess |
Episode 40 The Heart |
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| Episode 41 The Revolt |
Episode 42 The Decisions |
Episode 43 The BFFS |
Episode 44 The Inquisition |