Breakfast with Richard
- [Richard, Darwin, and Gumball are having breakfast]
- Gumball: Hey, Dad, can you pass the sugar?
- Richard: [Giggles] Sure, Gumball. [Gives him the vessel] Here's the sugar. [Laughs softly]
- [Gumball pours the sugar onto his cereal, takes a bite, and then vomits it on Darwin]
- Darwin: It probably just needs more sugar. [Pours more]
- [Richard laughs softly; Gumball takes another bite, but vomits it on Darwin again, much longer than before. Darwin then blocks the vomit with newspaper, which the vomit breaks through, and then a spoon, before Gumball stops vomiting]
- Gumball: [With puckered lips] This tastes terrible.
- Darwin: [Tastes it] It tastes like salt.
- Richard: [Laughs loudly] That's because I swapped the sugar for the salt! [Laughs softly] It was the greatest prank ever.
- Gumball: [His lips go back to normal] Okay, you got me. But that's not the greatest prank, this is. [Handles a ketchup bottle and points to Richard] Hey, Dad, does this ketchup look funny to you?
- Richard: Hmm... I'll check. But afterwards, don't forget to show me that prank you were talking about. [Checks the ketchup bottle] Looks okay to me... [Gumball sprays the ketchup in his face] Aah!
- [Gumball and Darwin laugh]
- Richard: What'd you do that for? You got ketchup all over me.
- Gumball: That was the prank.
- Darwin: Yeah, we did it because it's funny.
- Richard: [Feels sad] No, it isn't. It's only funny when it happens to someone else! How could you do this to your own father?! [Runs away from Gumball and Darwin, crying]
- Nicole: [Appears from the kitchen] That wasn't very nice. You two should know better.
- Gumball: What?! You didn't tell him off for pranking us.
- Nicole: You know it's too late for your father. I want you two to apologize by the time I get back. [Leaves the house]
- Darwin: Do you think Mr. Dad will be okay?
- Gumball: Eh, he probably forgot about it already.
Failed Prank
- [Gumball and Darwin are now playing their game. Soon, Richard comes by]
- Richard: [Hides something behind his back] Hello, children.
- Gumball and Darwin: Hey, Dad.
- Richard: [Shows two new pairs of shoes; one red, and one green] Why don't you try on these lovely new shoes?
- Gumball: [Feeling suspicious of Richard] This is a prank, isn't it?
- Richard: [Nervously] What? Pra— prank? What? Me prank you? What? No. Ha, ha. No. [Stutters nervously] Hmph! Sheesh.
- [Scene cuts to Richard at the shoe store with both shoes in his hands]
- Richard: I would like to return these shoes, please.
- Larry: Unfortunately, sir, you seem to have filled them with baked beans.
- Richard: [Angrily] I did nothing of the sort, sir!
- Larry: Well, I'm sure you wouldn't mind putting them on and taking a walk to prove it, huh?
- Richard: And I'm sure I wouldn't mind either. [Puts the shoes on, steps on the baked beans, wriggles and shivers] On second thought, I think I shall keep them. I happen to have grown quite attached to them. [Walks away with a squishy sound coming from his feet]
Prank Tutorial
- [Richard is at the couch with a tape player and headphones on his head, presses the play button]
- Recording: Welcome to "Pranks for Beginners." Over the next thirty minutes—
- Richard: [Pauses the tape] Thirty minutes?! That's two subs, a muffin, and a tub of ice cream. Oh! And I better get a sausage for the last nineteen seconds.[Leaves the room]
- [Gumball and Darwin change the tape]
- Richard: [Comes back to the room] Mental note: next time, take food for the journey back as well. [Puts the headphones back on and presses the play button]
- Gumball [On tape]: Step one: Go out onto the roof of the house.
- [Richard is on top of the roof while Gumball and Darwin are hiding behind the car]
- Gumball [On tape]: Step two: Take off all of your clothes.
- [Gumball and Darwin snicker. Richard has only his underwear on]
- Gumball [On tape]: Step three: Pretend that you're are a ballerina while repeatedly slapping yourself in the face.
- [Gumball and Darwin are still snickering]
- Darwin: Dude, this cannot be real.
- Richard: [On his toes and slapping himself] I'm a ballerina! I'm a ballerina! I'm a ballerina! I'm a ballerina!
- Gumball [On tape]: Step five: Realize you've just been pranked. [Richard frowns] Step six: Try and fit down the chimney, head first. [Richard smiles]
- [Gumball and Darwin are still snickering while Richard is struggling to get down through the chimney. The day then turns night, with Richard still stuck in the chimney]
The Next Prank
- [Scene cuts to Richard on the table snoring, with prank drafts all around him on the table and the floor]
- Gumball: Aww, look, he's been up all night trying to find a way to get back at us.
- Darwin: [Slaps Richard] Yup, he is definitely out cold.
- [Gumball and Darwin grin mischievously; scene changes to them pushing Richard out into a river on an inflatable lifeboat]
- Gumball: I can't wait to see the look on his face when he wakes up.
- [Gumball and Darwin laugh as Richard floats away]
- Gumball: [Stops laughing] Dude, I don't think he's waking up.
- Darwin: Where does this river go?
- Gumball: Uh... I think it goes out to sea?
- [Scene changes to Richard on the lifeboat floating on the sea]
- Darwin: Do you think he'll be mad, Gumball?
- Gumball: Nah, it's just a small...harmless...prank.
- [Scene zooms out, showing Richard on the lifeboat floating further into the sea]
Back at Home
- [Gumball and Darwin are watching TV together. The front door then opens and a sunburnt, naked Richard walks in, holding the lifeboat. He appears to be angry]
- Gumball: [Door opens] Dad! Are you okay? Can I get you something to eat or something?
- Richard: No, I still have plenty of coconuts. [Holds up a bag of coconuts]
- Darwin: What happened to your clothes?
- Richard: I ate them! [Turns around, showing his butt, and walks up the stairs]
- Darwin: How do we know when we've taken this too far?
- Gumball: I think we'll know when we get there.
Richard's Door Prank
- [Gumball and Darwin are scribbling on a magazine with crayons, then the camera zooms out, showing Richard placing a bucket full of water on top of the kitchen door. Gumball and Darwin notice Richard's prank]
- Gumball: This is just too easy.
- [Scene changes to kitchen]
- Gumball: Dad!
- Richard: [Gasps, then pulls out his newspaper]
- Gumball: Hey, Darwin and I are thinking of going outside.
- Richard: Oh, okay.
- Gumball: Shall we going to the front yard or the backyard?
- Richard: [Giggles] The backyard! It's always nice at this time of the year. [Continues to giggle]
- Gumball: [faces to Darwin] Hey... Do you know what else would be fun?
- Darwin: What?
- Gumball: Going through...the window.
- Richard: [Folds the newspaper quickly as he thinks his prank will be useless] What are you talking about?! Are you crazy?!
- Gumball: Well, how else are we gonna get to the backyard?
- Richard: Through the door!
- Gumball: The what?
- Richard: The door! Like this. [His prank backfires. The bucket falls onto him] Waah! [He runs out of the kitchen shouting, crashing into things]
- [Scene changes to the ambulance siren]
- Paramedic: Sir, please stop struggling so we can get the bucket off.
- Richard: It's dark!
- Paramedic: How did this happen?
- Gumball: Well, we saw our dad putting the bucket on top of the kitchen door and...
- Richard: You saw me?! How could you do this to me? You betrayed me, my own children! I look like a fool! [Starts running all over the place] I don't want anyone to see me like this!
- Paramedic Eddie: Sir, please calm down.
- Richard: [Shouting] Leave me alone! Get off my lawn!
- Paramedic: It's no use. Eddie, tranquilizer.
- Paramedic Eddie: [Blows a tranquilizer on Richard's butt]
- Richard: Leave... me... alone... [Yawns and falls asleep, allowing the bucket to be removed from his head]
I'm Gonna Prank You
- [Scene changes back into the Wattersons' house. Richard's pops his head back in shape]
- Gumball: Hey dad! So... things got a little carried away there. What with you know, you going out to sea, and... getting tranquilized and.. everything... So it was a lot of fun but I think it's about time to call it a day. Okay?
- [Richard does not respond]
- Darwin: Yeah, I think we all learnt a valuable lesson about not taking pranks too far. Let's have a feel-good hug.
- [Gumball and Darwin hug Richard, but Richard still does not respond]
- Darwin: This doesn't feel like a happy ending.
- [Richard cuts Gumball and Darwin out from the family photo]
- Darwin: [Whispers to Gumball] What are we gonna do?
- Gumball: [Whispers to Darwin] I don't know. [Thinks for a few seconds, then sees a bucket on top of the door] Huh? Maybe we should just go outside again, this time through the front door.
- Darwin: Good idea, Gumball!
- Gumball: Okay, prepare to get wet. [Opens door, but the bucket containing dried concrete falls in front of Gumball and Darwin almost hitting them] What the what?!
- Richard: [Turns around, looking insane] I'm gonna prank you! [Jumps out of sofa, making "scary" crazy faces]
- [Gumball and Darwin scream in fear, run up the stairs into the bathroom and shut the door, while Richard bangs on the door]
- Darwin: [Notices Gumball panicking] Gumball! What's wrong with you? You're hyperventilating! Stop panicking Gumball, just calm down. Get [Slaps] a [Slaps] grip [Slaps], snap [Slaps] out [Slaps] of [Slaps] it! [Slaps]
- Gumball: Cut it out! You're making it worse!
- Darwin: Oh, sorry. There, there, buddy, [Strokes Gumball] there, there. Is that better?
- Gumball: Much better. Now hold me and tell me that everything is going to be okay.
- Darwin: [holds Gumball] Everything is gonna be okay, buddy.
- Gumball: How about a little kiss? [puckers lips]
- [Darwin kisses Gumball on the cheek]
- Gumball: [Relieved] Hah.
- Richard: [Crashes into the bathroom] Prank time!
- [Gumball and Darwin scream, and run out of the bathroom and down the stairs, hiding under the sofa. Gumball hyperventilates again]
- Richard: [Breaks through the ceiling] Where are you?
- Darwin: We're not under the sofa.
- [Gumball facepalms]
- Richard: Ha-ha! [Flips the sofa up, only to find Gumball and Darwin gone] Huh? [Looks at the TV] Hmm...
- Gumball: [Realizes that Richard has spotted them] And that's it for tonight's news at five. Here's Garbin with the weather.
- Darwin: It would be very hot here with temperatures soaring to twenty degrees celsius, below zero on the Northern front of the warm drift with isolating regions of the cold snaps! [Beat] And there will be a beautiful rainbow.
- Richard: Hmm. I wonder what else is on TV. [Uses the remote to change the channel]
- Gumball: [As an actor] How could you?!
- Darwin: [As an actor] It's not what it looks like! Please, don't leave me!
- Gumball: [As an actor] Nooo! It can never be the same again!
- [Richard changes the channel again]
- Darwin: [As an documentarian] And here, captured on film for the first time, we see the chicken crab.
- Gumball: [Acts as a chicken crab, squawking like a chicken and clicking like a crab]
- [Richard changes the channel one more time]
- Gumball: [Rapping] A music video, a music video.
- Darwin: [Rapping] Yeah, we are in a music video!
- Gumball: [Rapping] This is what you call a music video.
- Darwin: [Rapping] Oh, baby, we're singing, I am in a [Richard holds up an unplugged TV cord, seeing them] music videooooo...
- Gumball: Run.
- [Gumball and Darwin continue running around the house with Richard chasing them]
- Richard: [Laughs maniacally]
- [Gumball and Darwin hide in the kitchen and Richard scares them. They run upstairs]
- Gumball: Look! The air vent, it's the only way. [Squeezes into the vent] It's no use. [Holds up Tomato Ketchup bottle as Richard charges towards them] Stand back! I'm warning you. You leave me no choice! [squeezes bottle, but the ketchup splats onto Gumball and Darwin's faces instead] Ahh...
- Richard: [Laughs] You should see your faces, you really thought I was going to catch you! [Laughs]
- Darwin: What? You mean that the whole thing was a prank?
- Richard: Yeah, and you totally bought it! [Laughs]
- Gumball: Dad! That was terrible! How can you do that to your own children?
- Richard: It's always funny when the jokes are on someone else. [Laughs]
- Darwin: You almost dropped the block of solid concrete on our head!
- Richard: Yeah. I have no idea what happened with that. It was wet when I poured it in.
- Gumball: And the bursting through walls and stuff?
- Richard: I'll be honest with ya', I broke five ribs, but it was all worth it, just to see your faces.
- Gumball: Good job, Dad, you totally got us, we're sorry we pranked you.
- Richard: Wahaha, no, it's me that should be sorry.
- Darwin: But it was us who took it too far.
- Richard: Yeah, but I was the one who started it.
- [Nicole and Anais come back and are shocked by the destruction the boys made]
- Nicole: Who...did...this?!
- Gumball, Darwin, and Richard: [They point at each other] It was him!
- [Episode ends]
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| Episode 1 The DVD |
Episode 2 The Responsible |
Episode 3 The Third |
Episode 4 The Debt |
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| Episode 5 The End |
Episode 6 The Dress |
Episode 7 The Quest |
Episode 8 The Spoon |
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| Episode 9 The Pressure |
Episode 10 The Painting |
Episode 11 The Laziest |
Episode 12 The Ghost |
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| Episode 13 The Mystery |
Episode 14 The Prank |
Episode 15 The Gi |
Episode 16 The Kiss |
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| Episode 17 The Party |
Episode 18 The Refund |
Episode 19 The Robot |
Episode 20 The Picnic |
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| Episode 21 The Goons |
Episode 22 The Secret |
Episode 23 The Sock |
Episode 24 The Genius |
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| Episode 25 The Poltergeist |
Episode 26 The Mustache |
Episode 27 The Date |
Episode 28 The Club |
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| Episode 29 The Wand |
Episode 30 The Ape |
Episode 31 The Car |
Episode 32 The Curse |
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| Episode 33 The Microwave |
Episode 34 The Meddler |
Episode 35 The Helmet |
Episode 36 The Fight |
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| Episode 1 The Remote |
Episode 2 The Colossus |
Episode 3 The Knights |
Episode 4 The Fridge |
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| Episode 5 The Flower |
Episode 6 The Banana |
Episode 7 The Phone |
Episode 8 The Job |
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| Episode 9 Halloween |
Episode 10 The Treasure |
Episode 11 The Apology |
Episode 12 The Words |
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| Episode 13 The Skull |
Episode 14 The Bet |
Episode 15 Christmas |
Episode 16 The Watch |
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| Episode 17 The Bumpkin |
Episode 18 The Flakers |
Episode 19 The Authority |
Episode 20 The Virus |
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| Episode 21 The Pony |
Episode 22 The Hero |
Episode 23 The Dream |
Episode 24 The Sidekick |
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| Episode 25 The Photo |
Episode 26 The Tag |
Episode 27 The Storm |
Episode 28 The Lesson |
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| Episode 29 The Game |
Episode 30 The Limit |
Episode 31 The Voice |
Episode 32 The Promise |
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| Episode 33 The Castle |
Episode 34 The Boombox |
Episode 35 The Tape |
Episode 36 The Sweaters |
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| Episode 37 The Internet |
Episode 38 The Plan |
Episode 39 The World |
Episode 40 The Finale |
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| Episode 1 The Kids |
Episode 2 The Fan |
Episode 3 The Coach |
Episode 4 The Joy |
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| Episode 5 The Puppy |
Episode 6 The Recipe |
Episode 7 The Name |
Episode 8 The Extras |
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| Episode 9 The Gripes |
Episode 10 The Vacation |
Episode 11 The Fraud |
Episode 12 The Void |
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| Episode 13 The Boss |
Episode 14 The Move |
Episode 15 The Law |
Episode 16 The Allergy |
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| Episode 17 The Mothers |
Episode 18 The Password |
Episode 19 The Procrastinators |
Episode 20 The Shell |
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| Episode 21 The Burden |
Episode 22 The Bros |
Episode 23 The Mirror |
Episode 24 The Man |
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| Episode 25 The Pizza |
Episode 26 The Lie |
Episode 27 The Butterfly |
Episode 28 The Question |
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| Episode 29 The Saint |
Episode 30 The Friend |
Episode 31 The Oracle |
Episode 32 The Safety |
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| Episode 33 The Society |
Episode 34 The Spoiler |
Episode 35 The Countdown |
Episode 36 The Nobody |
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| Episode 37 The Downer |
Episode 38 The Egg |
Episode 39 The Triangle |
Episode 40 The Money |
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| Episode 1 The Return |
Episode 2 The Nemesis |
Episode 3 The Crew |
Episode 4 The Others |
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| Episode 5 The Signature |
Episode 6 The Check |
Episode 7 The Pest |
Episode 8 The Sale |
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| Episode 9 The Gift |
Episode 10 The Parking |
Episode 11 The Routine |
Episode 12 The Upgrade |
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| Episode 13 The Comic |
Episode 14 The Romantic |
Episode 15 The Uploads |
Episode 16 The Apprentice |
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| Episode 17 The Hug |
Episode 18 The Wicked |
Episode 19 The Traitor |
Episode 20 The Origins |
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| Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two |
Episode 22 The Girlfriend |
Episode 23 The Advice |
Episode 24 The Signal |
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| Episode 25 The Parasite |
Episode 26 The Love |
Episode 27 The Awkwardness |
Episode 28 The Nest |
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| Episode 29 The Points |
Episode 30 The Bus |
Episode 31 The Night |
Episode 32 The Misunderstandings |
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| Episode 33 The Roots |
Episode 34 The Blame |
Episode 35 The Slap |
Episode 36 The Detective |
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| Episode 37 The Fury |
Episode 38 The Compilation |
Episode 39 The Scam |
Episode 40 The Disaster |
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| Episode 1 The Rerun |
Episode 2 The Stories |
Episode 3 The Guy |
Episode 4 The Boredom |
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| Episode 5 The Vision |
Episode 6 The Choices |
Episode 7 The Code |
Episode 8 The Test |
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| Episode 9 The Slide |
Episode 10 The Loophole |
Episode 11 The Fuss |
Episode 12 The Copycats |
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| Episode 13 The Potato |
Episode 14 The Outside |
Episode 15 The Vase |
Episode 16 The Matchmaker |
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| Episode 17 The Box |
Episode 18 The Console |
Episode 19 The Ollie |
Episode 20 The Catfish |
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| Episode 21 The Cycle |
Episode 22 The Stars |
Episode 23 The Grades |
Episode 24 The Diet |
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| Episode 25 The Ex |
Episode 26 The Sorcerer |
Episode 27 The Menu |
Episode 28 The Uncle |
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| Episode 29 The Weirdo |
Episode 30 The Heist |
Episode 31 The Singing |
Episode 32 The Best |
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| Episode 33 The Worst |
Episode 34 The Deal |
Episode 35 The Petals |
Episode 36 The Nuisance |
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| Episode 37 The Line |
Episode 38 The List |
Episode 39 The News |
Episode 40 The Puppets |
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| Episode 1 The Rival |
Episode 2 The Lady |
Episode 3 The Sucker |
Episode 4 The Vegging |
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| Episode 5 The One |
Episode 6 The Father |
Episode 7 The Cringe |
Episode 8 The Cage |
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| Episode 9 The Neighbor |
Episode 10 The Anybody |
Episode 11 The Faith |
Episode 12 The Candidate |
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| Episode 13 The Pact |
Episode 14 The Shippening |
Episode 15 The Brain |
Episode 16 The Parents |
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| Episode 17 The Founder |
Episode 18 The Schooling |
Episode 19 The Intelligence |
Episode 20 The Potion |
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| Episode 21 The Spinoffs |
Episode 22 The Transformation |
Episode 23 The Understanding |
Episode 24 The Ad |
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| Episode 25 The Ghouls |
Episode 26 The Stink |
Episode 27 The Awareness |
Episode 28 The Slip |
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| Episode 29 The Drama |
Episode 30 The Buddy |
Episode 31 The Possession |
Episode 32 The Master |
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| Episode 33 The Silence |
Episode 34 The Future |
Episode 35 The Wish |
Episode 36 The Factory |
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| Episode 37 The Agent |
Episode 38 The Web |
Episode 39 The Mess |
Episode 40 The Heart |
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| Episode 41 The Revolt |
Episode 42 The Decisions |
Episode 43 The BFFS |
Episode 44 The Inquisition |