The Worst DVD Ever[]
- [The episode starts at the Ripley 2000 store, with a line of people including Quattro, Sarah, Ocho, Pantsbully, Mr. Poop, Paperball, and Carrie, all looking impatient. Gumball and Darwin are at the front of the line, trying to pay for their DVD, but an invisible wall prevents Gumball from handing over the DVD to Larry]
- Larry: [Sighs] What is wrong with you this time?
- Gumball: [Struggles to give Larry the DVD] This movie is so sucky that my body refuses to rent it.
- Larry: Then don't rent it and get outta here.
- Gumball: I can't, I promised my sister.
- Darwin: [Sighs and puts his hands out] Give me that.
- [Gumball hands over the DVD to Darwin who then takes a deep breath and runs towards Larry, but an invisible force field repels him to the floor]
- Darwin: You're right, this film is so bad that every atom in my body refuses to pay to see it.
- Carrie: [Grabs DVD from Darwin] Oh come on, it can't be that bad. [Gasps loudly] A Pony's Tail?! Wow. Okay, I'm gonna rent this for you or we're gonna be here all day. Maybe if I hide it between my good films, my mind will be tricked.
- Gumball and Darwin: Carrie! Carrie! Carrie! Carrie!
- [Carrie tries to push her DVDs through the invisible force field]
- Carrie: [While pushing the DVD through] It's not working!
- Gumball: Come on, Carrie!
- [Carrie manages to push the DVD through and causes a big blue flash of light. Afterwards, the trio walk out of the store]
- Carrie: You know, there are easier ways to hurt your eyes. [Hands the pony DVD to Gumball] You could pour salt in them while you stare at the sun, for example.
- Gumball: I'm sorry, Carrie. It's just I promised Anais we'd do something she wanted today.
- Darwin: We didn't realize how unbearable it'd be, and we haven't even watched it yet.
- Gumball: Come on, we're already late.
- [Gumball and Darwin run off-screen]
Helping a Fat Man out of a Manhole[]
- [Gumball and Darwin stops at a pedestrian crossing]
- Gumball: Oh, man. We're gonna get the face when we get home.
- Darwin: What? This one? [Darwin starts frowning]
- Gumball: No, that's silent fury. What we're going to get is "I know you let me down".
- Darwin: Oh. [Darwin starts frowning differently]
- Gumball: [Points at Darwin] That's it. But don't forget the slow head shake.
- [Darwin starts shaking his head slowly]
- Darwin: I can handle that, as long as we don't get the "you mean nothing to me" back turn.
- [The traffic light changes to the green walking man, so Gumball and Darwin start running across the road]
- Gumball: Don't worry, as long as nothing gets in our way, we'll be fine.
- [The scene changes to a row of stores where a blue repairman is working on a truck next to an open manhole; Tony is jogging along, but falls and gets stuck in the manhole in front of Gumball and Darwin. They stop beside him, then everybody looks at the teal tow truck driver]
- Teal Tow Truck Driver: ...What?!
- Darwin: Uhhh, don't you think you should help that guy? You clearly took the cover off.
- Teal Tow Truck Driver: So? You guys are way closer, that means it's your problem.
- Tony: Uhh, can I get a little help here?
- Gumball: Listen, man, we'd love to help, but we're kind of in a hurry.
- Tony: Well, I'm kind of in a manhole.
- Darwin: Which you wouldn't be stuck in if you weren't quite so--
- Tony: What, fat?!
- Darwin: [Nervously] No. What I meant was-
- Tony: Voluptuous?! Flesh-ripped?! Horizontally tall?!
- Darwin: DISTRACTED! I WAS GONNA SAY "DISTRACTED"! [Shakily] I think you're a beautiful man.
- Gumball: Still, what kind of bozo runs around not looking where he's going, blindly texting on his phone?
- Tony: I wasn't texting, I was updating my status so everyone knows I'm jogging.
- Gumball: Why?
- Tony: [Looks down in disappointment] To get those little thumbs-ups on ElmorePlus.
- Gumball: [Sighs] Alright, let's get you out of here, you attention hog.
- Darwin: [Calls Anais from a payphone; Anais looks furious] Heeeey! You're doing the face, aren't you?
- Anais: Why are you late?!
- Darwin: Heh heh, well, funny story, uh, we were helping a guy out of a manhole, and we--
- [Gumball can be seen tying Martin with rope to a truck in the background]
- Anais: No need to lie. It's obvious you guys don't wanna watch the movie with me.
- Darwin: Oh, no, that's not true. I can't wait to watch [Loudly] SOME PRINCESS TRYING TO TAME A STUPID PONY JUST TO IMPRESS SOME FOPPISH PRINCE FROM LUXEMBOURG! [Normal voice] Sorry, I didn't mean to say that. It's just that my brain refuses to let me lie about this film.
- Anais: Just hurry up, okay? [Hangs up phone]
- [Scene cuts to Martin and Gumball waiting for the truck to move]
- Tony: Uh, are you sure this is a good ide-AH! [Truck pulls him out of the manhole]
- Gumball: There. Whose problem is it now?
Remembering Rob's Name[]
- Darwin: [With haste] Dude! We need to get home! She's already at a force five on the guilt trip scale!
- Rob: [Appears in front of the boys] Gumball! Darwin! What's up, guys?!
- Gumball: [Nervously] Heeeeeey... Rich?
- Rob: [His smile fades] Did you just call me "Rich" like it was a question?
- Gumball: [Facepalms] Ha! Did I say "Rich"? I'm-I'm sorry, dude. I meant, uh... your name.
- Rob: Which is?
- [Gumball and Darwin laugh nervously]
- Rob: Which is?!
- [Both sigh. Darwin opens his mouth as if he remembers, but does not]
- Rob: ROB! My name is Rob!
- Gumball: Rob! Of course, man, I'm sorry. Hey listen, we're in a massive hurry, but we should totally hang out soon. I'll-I'll call you, bro.
- [Gumball and Darwin start to leave, but Rob blocks their path again]
- Rob: You don't have my number. You don't remember me at all, do you? And this! This is just some hollow promise!
- Darwin: Dude, it's not that! We've just been distracted because uh... ha ha, the funniest thing just happened. See that hole?
- [Rob leans over the manhole to look. Darwin kicks him down the hole]
- Gumball: Darwin! I can't believe you just did that!
- Darwin: Did what?
- Gumball: Uh... I don't remember...
Say the Right Thing[]
- [Anais is in the Watterson's living room. She sighs, and suddenly sees Richard eating a slice of pizza. Richard sees her and "unchews" the pizza]
- Anais: Dad, am I boring?
- Richard: Of course not, sweetie pie.
- Anais: Then why don't Gumball and Darwin want to hang out with me?
- Richard: Uh... uh... [Thinking to himself] Think, Richard, think! Your little girl is feeling insecure. This is a real parenting situation. What you say now can affect her for the rest of her life, so say the right thing. Say the right thing! [To Anais] The right thing!
- Anais: What?
- Richard: Speak to your mother! [Runs away]
Sussie's Party[]
- [Darwin running down the street, a tired Gumball following behind him]
- Gumball: [Out of breath] I gotta stop, man. I can't keep running like this.
- Darwin: [Returns to Gumball and runs in place] C'mon! You can do it! It's all in the mind!
- Gumball: You don't understand. My legs have given up. I even have a cramp in my bones.
- Darwin: Your legs haven't given up! You have!
- Gumball: You think? You should try walking in my shoes for once.
- Darwin: Is that a challenge?
- [Scene cuts to Darwin's head on Gumball's legs and Gumball's torso on Darwin's legs]
- Gumball: [Sees Darwin panting] Whoah, dude! Have you seen the top of your head? You've got a birthmark in the shape of my face! Oh, no, wait, your head is just very oily.
- Darwin: Oh, yeah? Well, your legs aren't legs! They're just over-grown toes! Give mine back!
- [Both switch back to their original legs]
- Darwin: [Shakes his leg] Ah, this is so much better.
- Gumball: [Covers Darwin's mouth] Shh! [Points to Sussie's house]
- [Darwin turns around and gasps]
- Gumball: [Nervously] Sussie's birthday party!
- [Both crawl on the sidewalk to pass by Sussie's house. A door is heard opening]
- Sussie: Oh! You came!
- Darwin: [He and Gumball stand up] How did you know we were there?
- Sussie: I didn't. I was just practicing my guest welcome, but since you're here... [Holds up arms] Oh! You came!
- [Scene changes to Gumball and Darwin sitting awkwardly in Sussie's backyard with Sussie and her parents, who are breathing loudly. They sit in silence for a few seconds]
- Gumball: Wow! What a great party! Yeah, it was really good, but we gotta go now. It's uh, it's getting dark and all. [The sky is shown; it is high-noon]
- Sussie's Father: Oh, c'mon, you're not gonna leave now! I haven't seen Sussie so happy.
- [Sussie starts laughing disturbingly]
- Gumball: [Whispers] I'm sorry, but we need to get home to our little sister. Besides, no offense, sir, but if this party was a person, it would be Sussie.
- Sussie's Father: [Whispers] Okay, let's cut to the chase. I'll give you a thousand dollars if you stay.
- [Scene changes to Darwin talking to Anais on the phone and Gumball dancing in the background]
- Darwin: Ha ha! You have to understand, Anais! This is a thousand dollars we're talking about! We're millionaires!
- Gumball: [Runs up to Darwin] I'm sorry, sir, but I think you just dropped [Sing-song voice] a thousand dollars!
- Darwin: So... is it okay if we hang out on another day?
- Anais: Sure, no problem.
- Darwin: Are you doing the sad face with the big wide eyes? [Cut to Anais, who is crying]
- Anais: [Sniffles] No, everything is cool.
- Darwin: [Pokes his eye through the phone] Right. Let me speak to Gumball...
- [Scene changes to Gumball giving Sussie's father his money back, but Gumball will not let go of the money, while also sobbing lightly]
- Sussie's Father: [Gumball whimpering] If you're in such a hurry, then why have we been doing this for an hour?
- Gumball: Because it's the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
- [Gumball finally lets go and a tear rolls down his face]
Where is the DVD?[]
- [Gumball and Darwin walking down the street]
- Gumball: Ugh! I thought it was overpriced at four dollars, let alone a thousand and four! For that much money, I could've bought an actual pony and acted out the movie myself!
- [Mister Small is seen walking towards Gumball and Darwin, and they keep walking in each other's paths]
- Mister Small: Oh ho ho! How silly!
- Gumball: Ugh. [Changes path]
- Mister Small: Ooh ha ha! Oh look! We've done it again!
- Gumball: Ugh. [Changes path]
- Mister Small: Huh! Normally, by now, one of us would have decided which way to-
- Gumball: Sorry! [Steps on Mister Small and walks on him]
- [Mister Small's body sticks back up and hits Darwin in the face. The DVD is knocked out of his hand, and Nightmare on Elmore Street falls out of the case]
- Gumball: [Gasps] Nightmare on Elmore Street?!
- Darwin: So where's our DVD?
Guilty Pleasure[]
- [In Carrie's bedroom]
- Princess on TV: Oh, Loretta. If only he knew me the way you do...
- [Carrie, with a bucket of popcorn, is staring at the TV]
- Gumball: [Barges in Carrie's room] Carrie! [Swings arms in front of her face] [Whispers to Darwin] I think her horror movie brain got traumatized by an overload of pony cuteness.
- Carrie: [Drops popcorn] I thought I was a hardcore horror movie fan, but I was living a lie! [Grabs Gumball by the shirt] Tell me, is it wrong for a punk-rock chick who lives in a haunted malevolent mansion to be touched by the magical friendship of a pony?
- Gumball: Mmmm, no, but can you tell your pet to stop rubbing itself on my leg, 'cause that's kind of wrong...
- [A zombie-like hand is seen scratching on Gumball's leg]
- Carrie: That's not a pet. That's my grandma. [Gumball gives her a weird look] What?
- Gumball: Well, what's she eat?
- Carrie: Not much, really. She bites her nails sometimes.
- Darwin: We are not here to discuss Carrie's freakshow of a family! Where is the DVD?!
- Carrie: Uh, it's in the DVD player.
- Darwin: Oh, really? The way things have gone today, I didn't think it would be as easy as just pushing a button to-- [Darwin pushes the button and the DVD flies out through a window] Yeah. That makes more sense.
The Chase[]
- [Gumball and Darwin are chasing the DVD while it is rolling down the street]
- Gumball: If I saw a clown doing this, I'd think it was impossible!
- [Gumball runs into Marvin, who's carrying a box of DVDs. The DVDs are scattered all over the sidewalk]
- Gumball: Noooo! What have you done?! Now we'll never find it! It'll be like looking for a piece of hay in a needle stack! It's gonna take hours!
- Darwin: [He picks up the DVD amongst the others] Here it is!
- Gumball: What do you know? Let's put it in the box.
- Darwin: Here. [Darwin throws the DVD at Gumball. It bounces off his head and rolls down the street]
- [Gumball looks angrily at Darwin, who look at Gumball nervously, then they chase the DVD down the road again]
- Darwin: How could you miss?! That was a perfectly good throw!
- Gumball: Why are you screaming at me? You're the one who threw it at me for no reason!
- Darwin: I know! I thought if I screamed first, you'd be less likely to scream at me!
- [Mister Small is walking towards them]
- Gumball: Oh, come on! We're going right.
- Mister Small: Okay! I'm going left. [Moves right in the path of Gumball and Darwin] [Chuckles] I meant the other left.
- [Gumball angrily grabs Mister Small and tosses him into the nearby garbage bin. He and Darwin then run off]
- Mister Small: Uh, I'm sorry, but I should be in the recycling bin. [Gumball returns, takes Mister Small out of the garbage bin, and tosses him into the adjacent recycling bin, before running off] Thank you very much.
- [Gumball and Darwin continue chasing after the DVD]
- Darwin: Watch out! [halts Gumball from running into the busy traffic]
- Gumball and Darwin: Aah!
- [The DVD rolls onto the sewer grate. It slips through]
- Gumball and Darwin: NOOO!
- [Rob, who is still trapped inside the sewer, appears with the DVD in his hand]
- Gumball and Darwin: Yeah! Thanks, Rich!
- [Rob frowns]
- Gumball: Oh, uh, I meant Ralph!
- [Rob inhales in anger, tossing the DVD]
- [Once again, Gumball and Darwin give chase, as the DVD bounces. Sussie and her parents are still in their backyard party, with soft music playing on radio. The DVD bounces onto the radio, changing stations before it bounces out of the backyard. "Don't Know Me" plays]
- Radio: Don't know me.
- Don't want it daily.
- So they call me Joile.
- No fresh- [Sussie laughs excitedly]
- [Gumball and Darwin catch up to the runway DVD]
- Gumball: There it is! [The DVD gets wedged into jogging Tony's buttcrack] Uh...
- [Gumball approaches Tony as he tries to remove the DVD, but accidentally gropes his buttocks]
- Tony: Ooh! Did you just poke my butt?
- Gumball: Uh...no.
- Tony: Get away from me! [Jogs away from Gumball]
- Gumball: Wait, wait.
- [Tony runs into the teal tow truck driver, pinning him underneath. Gumball and Darwin catch up to them]
- Teal Tow Truck Driver: Ah man! Ah, please! Ahh! Are you gonna get this off me or what?
- Gumball: Eh, I don't know. You're way closer.
- [Darwin plucks the DVD from Tony's buttcrack, and wipes it on the teal tow truck driver, before he and Gumball run off. The blue repairman groans as he continues to get crushed by the obese man]
I Hate This Film[]
- [The Wattersons' living room. Gumball and Darwin are back home, accompanying Anais on the couch]
- Gumball: Come on, let's see it.
- Anais: What?
- Darwin: Oh, you know what we're talking about.
- [Anais thinks for a moment, then she gradually smiles]
- Gumball: [Chuckles] That's it! That's the happy face.
- [Gumball and Darwin hug Anais, and they all sigh contently]
- Darwin: Let's watch that pony movie and be done with it.
- [Anais clicks the remote, and the movie plays. As the narrator of the movie speaks, the kids' expressions, especially Anais's, gradually change from anticipation to disappointment]
- Narrator: They say all good things come in small packages, but there's nothing small about a pony...
- Anais: I think I hate this film.
- Gumball: Oh, thank goodness!
- [He and Darwin slump on the couch, relieved. Anais clicks the remote, and the screen fades to black, thus ending the episode]
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Episode 1 The DVD |
Episode 2 The Responsible |
Episode 3 The Third |
Episode 4 The Debt |
Episode 5 The End |
Episode 6 The Dress |
Episode 7 The Quest |
Episode 8 The Spoon |
Episode 9 The Pressure |
Episode 10 The Painting |
Episode 11 The Laziest |
Episode 12 The Ghost |
Episode 13 The Mystery |
Episode 14 The Prank |
Episode 15 The Gi |
Episode 16 The Kiss |
Episode 17 The Party |
Episode 18 The Refund |
Episode 19 The Robot |
Episode 20 The Picnic |
Episode 21 The Goons |
Episode 22 The Secret |
Episode 23 The Sock |
Episode 24 The Genius |
Episode 25 The Poltergeist |
Episode 26 The Mustache |
Episode 27 The Date |
Episode 28 The Club |
Episode 29 The Wand |
Episode 30 The Ape |
Episode 31 The Car |
Episode 32 The Curse |
Episode 33 The Microwave |
Episode 34 The Meddler |
Episode 35 The Helmet |
Episode 36 The Fight |
Episode 1 The Remote |
Episode 2 The Colossus |
Episode 3 The Knights |
Episode 4 The Fridge |
Episode 5 The Flower |
Episode 6 The Banana |
Episode 7 The Phone |
Episode 8 The Job |
Episode 9 Halloween |
Episode 10 The Treasure |
Episode 11 The Apology |
Episode 12 The Words |
Episode 13 The Skull |
Episode 14 The Bet |
Episode 15 Christmas |
Episode 16 The Watch |
Episode 17 The Bumpkin |
Episode 18 The Flakers |
Episode 19 The Authority |
Episode 20 The Virus |
Episode 21 The Pony |
Episode 22 The Hero |
Episode 23 The Dream |
Episode 24 The Sidekick |
Episode 25 The Photo |
Episode 26 The Tag |
Episode 27 The Storm |
Episode 28 The Lesson |
Episode 29 The Game |
Episode 30 The Limit |
Episode 31 The Voice |
Episode 32 The Promise |
Episode 33 The Castle |
Episode 34 The Boombox |
Episode 35 The Tape |
Episode 36 The Sweaters |
Episode 37 The Internet |
Episode 38 The Plan |
Episode 39 The World |
Episode 40 The Finale |
Episode 1 The Kids |
Episode 2 The Fan |
Episode 3 The Coach |
Episode 4 The Joy |
Episode 5 The Puppy |
Episode 6 The Recipe |
Episode 7 The Name |
Episode 8 The Extras |
Episode 9 The Gripes |
Episode 10 The Vacation |
Episode 11 The Fraud |
Episode 12 The Void |
Episode 13 The Boss |
Episode 14 The Move |
Episode 15 The Law |
Episode 16 The Allergy |
Episode 17 The Mothers |
Episode 18 The Password |
Episode 19 The Procrastinators |
Episode 20 The Shell |
Episode 21 The Burden |
Episode 22 The Bros |
Episode 23 The Mirror |
Episode 24 The Man |
Episode 25 The Pizza |
Episode 26 The Lie |
Episode 27 The Butterfly |
Episode 28 The Question |
Episode 29 The Saint |
Episode 30 The Friend |
Episode 31 The Oracle |
Episode 32 The Safety |
Episode 33 The Society |
Episode 34 The Spoiler |
Episode 35 The Countdown |
Episode 36 The Nobody |
Episode 37 The Downer |
Episode 38 The Egg |
Episode 39 The Triangle |
Episode 40 The Money |
Episode 1 The Return |
Episode 2 The Nemesis |
Episode 3 The Crew |
Episode 4 The Others |
Episode 5 The Signature |
Episode 6 The Check |
Episode 7 The Pest |
Episode 8 The Sale |
Episode 9 The Gift |
Episode 10 The Parking |
Episode 11 The Routine |
Episode 12 The Upgrade |
Episode 13 The Comic |
Episode 14 The Romantic |
Episode 15 The Uploads |
Episode 16 The Apprentice |
Episode 17 The Hug |
Episode 18 The Wicked |
Episode 19 The Traitor |
Episode 20 The Origins |
Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two |
Episode 22 The Girlfriend |
Episode 23 The Advice |
Episode 24 The Signal |
Episode 25 The Parasite |
Episode 26 The Love |
Episode 27 The Awkwardness |
Episode 28 The Nest |
Episode 29 The Points |
Episode 30 The Bus |
Episode 31 The Night |
Episode 32 The Misunderstandings |
Episode 33 The Roots |
Episode 34 The Blame |
Episode 35 The Slap |
Episode 36 The Detective |
Episode 37 The Fury |
Episode 38 The Compilation |
Episode 39 The Scam |
Episode 40 The Disaster |
Episode 1 The Rerun |
Episode 2 The Stories |
Episode 3 The Guy |
Episode 4 The Boredom |
Episode 5 The Vision |
Episode 6 The Choices |
Episode 7 The Code |
Episode 8 The Test |
Episode 9 The Slide |
Episode 10 The Loophole |
Episode 11 The Fuss |
Episode 12 The Copycats |
Episode 13 The Potato |
Episode 14 The Outside |
Episode 15 The Vase |
Episode 16 The Matchmaker |
Episode 17 The Box |
Episode 18 The Console |
Episode 19 The Ollie |
Episode 20 The Catfish |
Episode 21 The Cycle |
Episode 22 The Stars |
Episode 23 The Grades |
Episode 24 The Diet |
Episode 25 The Ex |
Episode 26 The Sorcerer |
Episode 27 The Menu |
Episode 28 The Uncle |
Episode 29 The Weirdo |
Episode 30 The Heist |
Episode 31 The Singing |
Episode 32 The Best |
Episode 33 The Worst |
Episode 34 The Deal |
Episode 35 The Petals |
Episode 36 The Nuisance |
Episode 37 The Line |
Episode 38 The List |
Episode 39 The News |
Episode 40 The Puppets |
Episode 1 The Rival |
Episode 2 The Lady |
Episode 3 The Sucker |
Episode 4 The Vegging |
Episode 5 The One |
Episode 6 The Father |
Episode 7 The Cringe |
Episode 8 The Cage |
Episode 9 The Neighbor |
Episode 10 The Anybody |
Episode 11 The Faith |
Episode 12 The Candidate |
Episode 13 The Pact |
Episode 14 The Shippening |
Episode 15 The Brain |
Episode 16 The Parents |
Episode 17 The Founder |
Episode 18 The Schooling |
Episode 19 The Intelligence |
Episode 20 The Potion |
Episode 21 The Spinoffs |
Episode 22 The Transformation |
Episode 23 The Understanding |
Episode 24 The Ad |
Episode 25 The Ghouls |
Episode 26 The Stink |
Episode 27 The Awareness |
Episode 28 The Slip |
Episode 29 The Drama |
Episode 30 The Buddy |
Episode 31 The Possession |
Episode 32 The Master |
Episode 33 The Silence |
Episode 34 The Future |
Episode 35 The Wish |
Episode 36 The Factory |
Episode 37 The Agent |
Episode 38 The Web |
Episode 39 The Mess |
Episode 40 The Heart |
Episode 41 The Revolt |
Episode 42 The Decisions |
Episode 43 The BFFS |
Episode 44 The Inquisition |