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:{{d|Gumball}}: Not now, Tobias. We're trying to figure out who's destroying our planet. |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Not now, Tobias. We're trying to figure out who's destroying our planet. |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: That what's my smug laugh was about. It is ''I'' who is destroying your planet. |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: That what's my smug laugh was about. It is ''I'' who is destroying your planet. |
::{{d|event|Tobias points to his screen, and then to theirs, displaying their planet exploding}} |
::{{d|event|Tobias points to his screen, and then to theirs, displaying their planet exploding}} |
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− | :{{d|Gumball}}: W-T-W, dude?! How did you get the |
+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: W-T-W, dude?! How did you get the hadron laser? |
− | :{{d|Tobias}}: I bought it. For two million cosmic points. |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: I bought it. For two million cosmic points. |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Two million cosmic points?! |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Two million cosmic points?! |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: Which I bought for five dollars. |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: Which I bought for five dollars. |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Five dollars?! |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Five dollars?! |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: Which I bought for one good point. |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: Which I bought for one good point. |
:{{d|Gumball}}: One good point?! |
:{{d|Gumball}}: One good point?! |
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:{{d|Gumball}}: I don't know! What are good points?! |
:{{d|Gumball}}: I don't know! What are good points?! |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: They're points I get for doing chores for my parents. |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: They're points I get for doing chores for my parents. |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Chores for your parents?! |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Chores for your parents?! |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: Yes? |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: Yes? |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Yes?! |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Yes?! |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: Okay... Well, I'm kinda busy with ''Galaktrek'' at the moment, so, uh, how about ''you'' do my chores ''for'' me, I give ''you'' the good points, and then you can buy whatever you want for the game. |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: Okay... Well, I'm kinda busy with ''Galaktrek'' at the moment, so, uh, how about ''you'' do my chores ''for'' me, I give ''you'' the good points, and then you can buy whatever you want for the game. |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Hm. |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Hm. |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: Hello? |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: Hello? |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Sorry. I kinda peaked too early with excitement. Yeah, we'll do it. |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Sorry. I kinda peaked too early with excitement. Yeah, we'll do it. |
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:{{d|Darwin}}: But why are we breaking in here? |
:{{d|Darwin}}: But why are we breaking in here? |
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− | :{{d|Gumball}}: What do you mean? |
+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: What do you mean? |
::{{d|event|Gumball opens the door and sees Rocky spraying cheese fizz in his own mouth}} |
::{{d|event|Gumball opens the door and sees Rocky spraying cheese fizz in his own mouth}} |
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::{{d|event|Cut to Tobias playing ''Galaktrek'' in the library}} |
::{{d|event|Cut to Tobias playing ''Galaktrek'' in the library}} |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: More, I need more...! |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: More, I need more...! |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Mission accomplished! |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Mission accomplished! |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: Oh, very good! Well, here are your good points. {{d|event|Hands an invisible good point to Gumball}} |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: Oh, very good! Well, here are your good points. {{d|event|Hands an invisible good point to Gumball}} |
:{{d|Gumball}}: For real? |
:{{d|Gumball}}: For real? |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: Y-yeah? |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: Y-yeah? |
:{{d|Gumball}} and {{d|Darwin}}: OHH! WE JUST GOT PAID! {{d|event|Throw the good points in the air, laughing}} |
:{{d|Gumball}} and {{d|Darwin}}: OHH! WE JUST GOT PAID! {{d|event|Throw the good points in the air, laughing}} |
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::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin hurriedly pick up the good points}} |
::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin hurriedly pick up the good points}} |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: So, are you guys up for more work? 'Cause I got plenty more for you! |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: So, are you guys up for more work? 'Cause I got plenty more for you! |
::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin gasp}} |
::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin gasp}} |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: {{d|event|Points down at the floor}} You missed one. |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: {{d|event|Points down at the floor}} You missed one. |
:{{d|Darwin}}: Oh. {{d|event|Picks it up and puts it in his invisible pocket}} |
:{{d|Darwin}}: Oh. {{d|event|Picks it up and puts it in his invisible pocket}} |
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:{{d|Gumball}}: Alright, but the price just went up. Now it's twenty invisible good points! |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Alright, but the price just went up. Now it's twenty invisible good points! |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: Hmm, uh... Okay. |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: Hmm, uh... Okay. |
:{{d|Darwin}}: And it's ten upfront! The rest on delivery. We're no suckers. |
:{{d|Darwin}}: And it's ten upfront! The rest on delivery. We're no suckers. |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: Alright, alright. You drive a hard bargain, young man. |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: Alright, alright. You drive a hard bargain, young man. |
::{{d|event|After Tobias hands Darwin more invisible points, the sound of stretching elastic is heard as he puts the money away}} |
::{{d|event|After Tobias hands Darwin more invisible points, the sound of stretching elastic is heard as he puts the money away}} |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: What was that? |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: What was that? |
:{{d|Darwin}}: I put the money in my invisible pants. |
:{{d|Darwin}}: I put the money in my invisible pants. |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: Right... Well, my dad wants the lawn taken care of. |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: Right... Well, my dad wants the lawn taken care of. |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Hm, go on... |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Hm, go on... |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: As in, he wants the weeds taken out. |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: As in, he wants the weeds taken out. |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Hm, go on... |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Hm, go on... |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: Th-that's it. Take out the weeds. |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: Th-that's it. Take out the weeds. |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Go on. |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Go on. |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: I literally can't be any clearer. |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: I literally can't be any clearer. |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Go on- |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Go on- |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: You go on! |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: You go on! |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Okay. |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Okay. |
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:{{d|Darwin}}: We're rich! |
:{{d|Darwin}}: We're rich! |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: When you guys are done rolling around in it, can you please get back to work? I'm under attack here! |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: When you guys are done rolling around in it, can you please get back to work? I'm under attack here! |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Wow, dude. How did you get the galactic exoskeleton? |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Wow, dude. How did you get the galactic exoskeleton? |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: Doesn't matter! Listen, I need you guys to wax my...dad- {{d|event|Gumball and Darwin make horrified faces}} -'s car. {{d|event|They sigh in relief}} Sorry, I've been playing this game for thirty-eight hours, so I'm starting to train my lose of thought. |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: Doesn't matter! Listen, I need you guys to wax my...dad- {{d|event|Gumball and Darwin make horrified faces}} -'s car. {{d|event|They sigh in relief}} Sorry, I've been playing this game for thirty-eight hours, so I'm starting to train my lose of thought. |
:{{d|Gumball}}: What? |
:{{d|Gumball}}: What? |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: You heard me. On get with it! |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: You heard me. On get with it! |
::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin are in front of Tobias' house, waxing the car}} |
::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin are in front of Tobias' house, waxing the car}} |
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::{{d|event|Gumball goes under the car and waxes it from underneath. Back to the library, an exhausted Tobias hands good points to Gumball}} |
::{{d|event|Gumball goes under the car and waxes it from underneath. Back to the library, an exhausted Tobias hands good points to Gumball}} |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: ...forty-nine, and fifty. |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: ...forty-nine, and fifty. |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Dude, are you feeling okay? You look like a crab without a shell. |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Dude, are you feeling okay? You look like a crab without a shell. |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: I'd like to see what you'd look like if you got breakfast, lunch, and dinner from a vending machine. I got more work for you. |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: I'd like to see what you'd look like if you got breakfast, lunch, and dinner from a vending machine. I got more work for you. |
:{{d|Darwin}}: Uh, I think we have enough invisible money, thank you. |
:{{d|Darwin}}: Uh, I think we have enough invisible money, thank you. |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: Maybe you'll change your mind when you get a load of this. |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: Maybe you'll change your mind when you get a load of this. |
::{{d|event|Tobias opens an empty briefcase as Gumball and Darwin watch in awe}} |
::{{d|event|Tobias opens an empty briefcase as Gumball and Darwin watch in awe}} |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: Oh, yeah. |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: Oh, yeah. |
::{{d|event|A montage shows Gumball and Darwin performing chores poorly as Tobias' state deteriorates. In the library, Tobias signs an invisible check and hands it to Gumball}} |
::{{d|event|A montage shows Gumball and Darwin performing chores poorly as Tobias' state deteriorates. In the library, Tobias signs an invisible check and hands it to Gumball}} |
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::{{d|event|Tobias sighs and walks towards a bookshelf}} |
::{{d|event|Tobias sighs and walks towards a bookshelf}} |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: {{d|e|Imitates ATM}} |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: {{d|e|Imitates ATM}} |
:{{d|Gumball}}: What's that? |
:{{d|Gumball}}: What's that? |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: Invisible ATM. |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: Invisible ATM. |
:{{d|Gumball}} and {{d|Darwin}}: Oooh. |
:{{d|Gumball}} and {{d|Darwin}}: Oooh. |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: Do you mind? |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: Do you mind? |
::{{d|event|They look away as Tobias types his PIN. Gumball and Darwin are then seen doing more chores}} |
::{{d|event|They look away as Tobias types his PIN. Gumball and Darwin are then seen doing more chores}} |
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:{{d|Darwin}}: Sorry, could you repeat that? |
:{{d|Darwin}}: Sorry, could you repeat that? |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: That's not gonna be possible. |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: That's not gonna be possible. |
:{{d|Gumball}}: What?! Why? |
:{{d|Gumball}}: What?! Why? |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: {{d|event|Sighs}} I used my parents' credit card to buy stuff in the game, and I used you to do chores and gain an advance on my good points. But it's gotten out of control, I got tricked by ''Galaktrek'' – I bought every single end-game purchase possible. |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: {{d|event|Sighs}} I used my parents' credit card to buy stuff in the game, and I used you to do chores and gain an advance on my good points. But it's gotten out of control, I got tricked by ''Galaktrek'' – I bought every single end-game purchase possible. |
:{{d|Gumball}}: How much did you spend? |
:{{d|Gumball}}: How much did you spend? |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: Uh...numbers we haven't learned at school yet. |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: Uh...numbers we haven't learned at school yet. |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Well, make one up so we can get an idea. |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Well, make one up so we can get an idea. |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: Um... {{d|event|Counts on his fingers}} A quadrillion dollars. |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: Um... {{d|event|Counts on his fingers}} A quadrillion dollars. |
::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin gasp}} |
::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin gasp}} |
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:{{d|Darwin}}: But what about all those invisible good points you gave us? |
:{{d|Darwin}}: But what about all those invisible good points you gave us? |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: {{d|event|Sighs}} There never were any good points. I switched the real ones for nothing but thin air. |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: {{d|event|Sighs}} There never were any good points. I switched the real ones for nothing but thin air. |
::{{d|event|Shocked, Gumball and Darwin remember all the times they played with the invisible money}} |
::{{d|event|Shocked, Gumball and Darwin remember all the times they played with the invisible money}} |
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:{{d|Darwin}}: You've hit rock bottom, man! |
:{{d|Darwin}}: You've hit rock bottom, man! |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: Do you know what rock bottom is?! Rock bottom is getting a kid to organize your mom's underwear drawer just so you can afford to buy your space cowboy a new umbrella! |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: Do you know what rock bottom is?! Rock bottom is getting a kid to organize your mom's underwear drawer just so you can afford to buy your space cowboy a new umbrella! |
:{{d|Darwin}}: If you don't redeem our good points, then we're gonna have to take this to the top. We're gonna go speak to– |
:{{d|Darwin}}: If you don't redeem our good points, then we're gonna have to take this to the top. We're gonna go speak to– |
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:{{d|Darwin}}: Tobias' parents! |
:{{d|Darwin}}: Tobias' parents! |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: I'm afraid I can't let you do that. |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: I'm afraid I can't let you do that. |
::{{d|event|Tobias arms an invisible gun}} |
::{{d|event|Tobias arms an invisible gun}} |
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:{{d|Gumball}}: What's that? |
:{{d|Gumball}}: What's that? |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: My invisible shock rifle. Remember? I bought ''all'' the weapons. |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: My invisible shock rifle. Remember? I bought ''all'' the weapons. |
::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin run through the hallway as Tobias shoots in their direction}} |
::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin run through the hallway as Tobias shoots in their direction}} |
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::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin start running again}} |
::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin start running again}} |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: You think you can outrun me? Well, try to outrun my portal gun. {{d|event|Switches between guns}} Darn, missed it. Gotta cycle through again. |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: You think you can outrun me? Well, try to outrun my portal gun. {{d|event|Switches between guns}} Darn, missed it. Gotta cycle through again. |
::{{d|event|Tobias switches to his portal gun, then shoots a portal above Gumball and another one underneath him, causing him to fall through an infinite loop}} |
::{{d|event|Tobias switches to his portal gun, then shoots a portal above Gumball and another one underneath him, causing him to fall through an infinite loop}} |
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:{{d|Darwin}}: Quick! His parents are only two blocks down! |
:{{d|Darwin}}: Quick! His parents are only two blocks down! |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: It'll look much further after I've used my shrink gun. |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: It'll look much further after I've used my shrink gun. |
::{{d|event|Tobias shoots, causing Gumball and Darwin to scream as they shrink. He then prepares to stomp them}} |
::{{d|event|Tobias shoots, causing Gumball and Darwin to scream as they shrink. He then prepares to stomp them}} |
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::{{d|event|Tobias catches up with Gumball and Darwin, who readied their invisible guns}} |
::{{d|event|Tobias catches up with Gumball and Darwin, who readied their invisible guns}} |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: No... How did you get the flak cannon and the railgun? |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: No... How did you get the flak cannon and the railgun? |
:{{d|Gumball}}: The question is: how are ''you'' going to survive them? |
:{{d|Gumball}}: The question is: how are ''you'' going to survive them? |
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::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin fire at Tobias in slow motion, "killing" him. They then slowly approach a "dying" Tobias}} |
::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin fire at Tobias in slow motion, "killing" him. They then slowly approach a "dying" Tobias}} |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: Come closer. Closer... |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: Come closer. Closer... |
::{{d|event|Tobias places something in Gumball's hand}} |
::{{d|event|Tobias places something in Gumball's hand}} |
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:{{d|Gumball}}: What is it? |
:{{d|Gumball}}: What is it? |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: Pin. |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: Pin. |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Pin for what? |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Pin for what? |
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− | :{{d|Tobias}}: Plasma grenade. |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: Plasma grenade. |
::{{d|event|Tobias holds up an invisible grenade; Gumball and Darwin attempt to run away, but they are caught in the imaginary explosion}} |
::{{d|event|Tobias holds up an invisible grenade; Gumball and Darwin attempt to run away, but they are caught in the imaginary explosion}} |
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− | :{{d|Harold}}: Hey! |
+ | :{{d|Harold}}: Hey! |
− | :{{d|Tobias}}: Sorry, but we're in the middle of a plasma explosion here? |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: Sorry, but we're in the middle of a plasma explosion here? |
− | :{{d|Harold}}: No, you're not. I just had to block my credit card after you spent fifteen thousand dollars on made-up video game weapons! They've closed your game account! |
+ | :{{d|Harold}}: No, you're not. I just had to block my credit card after you spent fifteen thousand dollars on made-up video game weapons! They've closed your game account! |
− | :{{d|Tobias}}: Oh. |
+ | :{{d|Tobias}}: Oh. |
− | :{{d|Harold}}: Get in the house. {{d|event|Gasps}} What the...? |
+ | :{{d|Harold}}: Get in the house. {{d|event|Gasps}} What the...? |
::{{d|event|They all turn to the house, which is on fire}} |
::{{d|event|They all turn to the house, which is on fire}} |
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− | :{{d|Harold}}: What happened?! |
+ | :{{d|Harold}}: What happened?! |
:{{d|Darwin}}: Sorry, sir. We were doing Tobias' chores for good points. |
:{{d|Darwin}}: Sorry, sir. We were doing Tobias' chores for good points. |
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− | :{{d|Harold}}: And how are you gonna pay for the damage? |
+ | :{{d|Harold}}: And how are you gonna pay for the damage? |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Do you take ''any'' currency? |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Do you take ''any'' currency? |
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− | :{{d|Harold}}: I guess. What choice do I have? |
+ | :{{d|Harold}}: I guess. What choice do I have? |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Very well. {{d|event|Counting invisible money}} Ten Watterson dollars, twenty Watterson dollars, thirty Watt– |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Very well. {{d|event|Counting invisible money}} Ten Watterson dollars, twenty Watterson dollars, thirty Watt– |
Revision as of 18:11, 8 March 2020
Playing Galaktrek
- [The episode starts with Gumball and Darwin playing on one of the computers in the school library]
- Anais: Hey, are you two finally studying...or are you playing Corn Farm?
- Gumball: Ugh, neither. Because Corn Farm is for plebs who like to get ripped off spending real money on a virtual pig to go with their windmill. We're playing Galaktrek, and we're about to buy a virtual space hog to go with our solar generator.
- Anais: What's the difference here?
- [Explosions and pig squeals can be heard coming from the computer]
- Gumball and Darwin: Violence.
- Gumball: [Sighs] Right, nothing new is happening here. We need to buy the photon blaster.
- Darwin: But we can't! We're out of cosmic points. [Gasps] Look out! We're under attack!
- [The computer shows their planet being destroyed]
- Gumball: But who could be doing this?
- [Tobias laughs evilly]
- Gumball: Not now, Tobias. We're trying to figure out who's destroying our planet.
- Tobias: That what's my smug laugh was about. It is I who is destroying your planet.
- [Tobias points to his screen, and then to theirs, displaying their planet exploding]
- Gumball: W-T-W, dude?! How did you get the hadron laser?
- Tobias: I bought it. For two million cosmic points.
- Gumball: Two million cosmic points?!
- Tobias: Which I bought for five dollars.
- Gumball: Five dollars?!
- Tobias: Which I bought for one good point.
- Gumball: One good point?!
- Darwin: What are good points?
- Gumball: I don't know! What are good points?!
- Tobias: They're points I get for doing chores for my parents.
- Gumball: Chores for your parents?!
- Tobias: Yes?
- Gumball: Yes?!
- Tobias: Okay... Well, I'm kinda busy with Galaktrek at the moment, so, uh, how about you do my chores for me, I give you the good points, and then you can buy whatever you want for the game.
- Gumball: Hm.
- Tobias: Hello?
- Gumball: Sorry. I kinda peaked too early with excitement. Yeah, we'll do it.
The First Chore
- [Gumball and Darwin are sneaking through the school hallway]
- Darwin: Why do we have to break in here?
- Gumball: Because Tobias wants us to get him an A in science, and we're clearly not good enough.
- [Gumball gestures towards the door of the science lab; the hallway is filled with green fumes, and several students are passed out on the floor]
- Gumball: So, we have to break into the teachers' office and change his grades directly on their computer.
- [Gumball shapes his finger into a paper clip, then unwinds it to pick the lock on the door]
- Gumball: Aha!
- Darwin: But why are we breaking in here?
- Gumball: What do you mean?
- [Gumball opens the door and sees Rocky spraying cheese fizz in his own mouth]
- Darwin: Because this is the broom closet.
- [Gumball and Darwin enter the teachers' office]
- Gumball: Shh! [Scats, then breaks a lamp] Shh! [Scats, then knocks a plant off of the top of the fridge and breaks it] Shh!
- [Gumball continues scatting, then goes under the table, tipping a vase off of it. Darwin gasps, then catches the vase and sighs with relief. Gumball screams loudly, causing Darwin to drop the vase and break it]
- Gumball: Shh! Right. All I have to do is initiate the power supply to the hard drive and engage the mainframe protocol.
- Darwin: How?
- [Gumball turns on the computer]
- Darwin: Good. Now find the Tobias file.
- [Gumball opens the file]
- Gumball: [Sighs] Darn. It's a PFD, we can't edit it.
- Darwin: What are we gonna do?
- Gumball: Pass me that crayon.
- [Gumball draws a line on the screen to make the "F" look like an "A."]
- Gumball and Darwin: Mmm-hmm.
- [Cut to Tobias playing Galaktrek in the library]
- Tobias: More, I need more...!
- Gumball: Mission accomplished!
- Tobias: Oh, very good! Well, here are your good points. [Hands an invisible good point to Gumball]
- Gumball: For real?
- Tobias: Y-yeah?
- Gumball and Darwin: OHH! WE JUST GOT PAID! [Throw the good points in the air, laughing]
- Gumball: Look at all this money!
- [Gumball and Darwin hurriedly pick up the good points]
- Tobias: So, are you guys up for more work? 'Cause I got plenty more for you!
- [Gumball and Darwin gasp]
- Tobias: [Points down at the floor] You missed one.
- Darwin: Oh. [Picks it up and puts it in his invisible pocket]
- Gumball: Alright, but the price just went up. Now it's twenty invisible good points!
- Tobias: Hmm, uh... Okay.
- Darwin: And it's ten upfront! The rest on delivery. We're no suckers.
- Tobias: Alright, alright. You drive a hard bargain, young man.
- [After Tobias hands Darwin more invisible points, the sound of stretching elastic is heard as he puts the money away]
- Tobias: What was that?
- Darwin: I put the money in my invisible pants.
- Tobias: Right... Well, my dad wants the lawn taken care of.
- Gumball: Hm, go on...
- Tobias: As in, he wants the weeds taken out.
- Gumball: Hm, go on...
- Tobias: Th-that's it. Take out the weeds.
- Gumball: Go on.
- Tobias: I literally can't be any clearer.
- Gumball: Go on-
- Tobias: You go on!
- Gumball: Okay.
- [Tobias sighs and goes back to playing Galaktrek]
Doing More Chores
- [In front of Tobias' house, Gumball sprays the grass with herbicide, killing it]
- Darwin: What are you doing?
- Gumball: I'm killing the weeds.
- Darwin: Are you kidding me?! He explained six times that he wanted his lawn taken care of, not taken out!
- Gumball: Well, he never specifically said the grass had to grow back.
- Darwin: Fair point. You did give him plenty of opportunities to be more specific.
- [Darwin takes the herbicide and sprays it. Later, Gumball and Darwin are seen in the school library, rolling on the floor laughing]
- Darwin: We're rich!
- Tobias: When you guys are done rolling around in it, can you please get back to work? I'm under attack here!
- Gumball: Wow, dude. How did you get the galactic exoskeleton?
- Tobias: Doesn't matter! Listen, I need you guys to wax my...dad- [Gumball and Darwin make horrified faces] -'s car. [They sigh in relief] Sorry, I've been playing this game for thirty-eight hours, so I'm starting to train my lose of thought.
- Gumball: What?
- Tobias: You heard me. On get with it!
- [Gumball and Darwin are in front of Tobias' house, waxing the car]
- Darwin: You have to admit, it's kinda weird to ask us to wax a car.
- Gumball: Hey, man, we're labor, not management. [Walks towards the back of the car] Sorry, this might hurt a little.
- [Gumball goes under the car and waxes it from underneath. Back to the library, an exhausted Tobias hands good points to Gumball]
- Tobias: ...forty-nine, and fifty.
- Gumball: Dude, are you feeling okay? You look like a crab without a shell.
- Tobias: I'd like to see what you'd look like if you got breakfast, lunch, and dinner from a vending machine. I got more work for you.
- Darwin: Uh, I think we have enough invisible money, thank you.
- Tobias: Maybe you'll change your mind when you get a load of this.
- [Tobias opens an empty briefcase as Gumball and Darwin watch in awe]
- Tobias: Oh, yeah.
- [A montage shows Gumball and Darwin performing chores poorly as Tobias' state deteriorates. In the library, Tobias signs an invisible check and hands it to Gumball]
- Gumball: Uh-uh-uh! Cash only.
- [Tobias sighs and walks towards a bookshelf]
- Tobias: [Imitates ATM]
- Gumball: What's that?
- Tobias: Invisible ATM.
- Gumball and Darwin: Oooh.
- Tobias: Do you mind?
- [They look away as Tobias types his PIN. Gumball and Darwin are then seen doing more chores]
- Gumball: Hey! We're done.
- [Tobias grunts and throws invisible money at them]
- Gumball: High five?
- [Tobias makes a weak attempt to high five Gumball, then shoos them. The brothers resume their chores, and, unknown to them, Tobias' house catches fire]
Telling the Truth
- [Gumball and Darwin return to the library once again]
- Gumball: We would like to redeem our good points, please.
- [Tobias snarls]
- Darwin: Sorry, could you repeat that?
- Tobias: That's not gonna be possible.
- Gumball: What?! Why?
- Tobias: [Sighs] I used my parents' credit card to buy stuff in the game, and I used you to do chores and gain an advance on my good points. But it's gotten out of control, I got tricked by Galaktrek – I bought every single end-game purchase possible.
- Gumball: How much did you spend?
- Tobias: Uh...numbers we haven't learned at school yet.
- Gumball: Well, make one up so we can get an idea.
- Tobias: Um... [Counts on his fingers] A quadrillion dollars.
- [Gumball and Darwin gasp]
- Darwin: But what about all those invisible good points you gave us?
- Tobias: [Sighs] There never were any good points. I switched the real ones for nothing but thin air.
- [Shocked, Gumball and Darwin remember all the times they played with the invisible money]
- Gumball: Gosh, you're right! There was nothing there all along!
- Darwin: You've hit rock bottom, man!
- Tobias: Do you know what rock bottom is?! Rock bottom is getting a kid to organize your mom's underwear drawer just so you can afford to buy your space cowboy a new umbrella!
- Darwin: If you don't redeem our good points, then we're gonna have to take this to the top. We're gonna go speak to–
- Gumball: –the President of the United States of America.
- Darwin: No, dude, his parents.
- Gumball: The parents of the President of the United States of–
- Darwin: Tobias' parents!
- Tobias: I'm afraid I can't let you do that.
- [Tobias arms an invisible gun]
- Gumball: What's that?
- Tobias: My invisible shock rifle. Remember? I bought all the weapons.
- [Gumball and Darwin run through the hallway as Tobias shoots in their direction]
- Darwin: What are we gonna do?! He's got lasers!
- Gumball: Maybe, but we have a laser copier.
- [Gumball jumps onto a laser copier and presses a button. A sheet of paper comes out of it]
- Gumball: Yeah, I don't know why I thought that would work.
- Darwin: The name makes it sound more hardcore than it is.
- [Gumball and Darwin start running again]
- Tobias: You think you can outrun me? Well, try to outrun my portal gun. [Switches between guns] Darn, missed it. Gotta cycle through again.
- [Tobias switches to his portal gun, then shoots a portal above Gumball and another one underneath him, causing him to fall through an infinite loop]
- Gumball: Darwin!
- [Darwin and Tobias fight for the gun, sending Gumball flying in various directions until he bumps into them]
- Darwin: Quick! His parents are only two blocks down!
- Tobias: It'll look much further after I've used my shrink gun.
- [Tobias shoots, causing Gumball and Darwin to scream as they shrink. He then prepares to stomp them]
- Anais: What are you doing?
- Gumball: [High-pitched voice] Tobias robbed us of our invisible points and shrunk us with a space gun because we were gonna tell his parents. Help us!
- Anais: I might not be a qualified psychiatrist, but I'll try anyway. You do realize that none of this is real, right?
- Gumball: You know what that means?
- Anais: Yes, you can stop acting like a loon and walk normally down the road to Tobias' house.
- Gumball: No. It means we can imagine any weapon we want as well!
- [They run again]
- Gumball: Darwin, quick! Think of something awesome!
- Darwin: Huh...aha!
- Gumball: What is it?
- Darwin: A stick.
- [A laser beam grazes Gumball and Darwin]
- Gumball: You're gonna need to think of something much bigger.
- [Darwin throws an invisible object at Tobias, crushing him]
- Gumball: What was that?
- Darwin: A much bigger stick.
- [Tobias catches up with Gumball and Darwin, who readied their invisible guns]
- Tobias: No... How did you get the flak cannon and the railgun?
- Gumball: The question is: how are you going to survive them?
- [Gumball and Darwin fire at Tobias in slow motion, "killing" him. They then slowly approach a "dying" Tobias]
- Tobias: Come closer. Closer...
- [Tobias places something in Gumball's hand]
- Gumball: What is it?
- Tobias: Pin.
- Gumball: Pin for what?
- Tobias: Plasma grenade.
- [Tobias holds up an invisible grenade; Gumball and Darwin attempt to run away, but they are caught in the imaginary explosion]
- Harold: Hey!
- Tobias: Sorry, but we're in the middle of a plasma explosion here?
- Harold: No, you're not. I just had to block my credit card after you spent fifteen thousand dollars on made-up video game weapons! They've closed your game account!
- Tobias: Oh.
- Harold: Get in the house. [Gasps] What the...?
- [They all turn to the house, which is on fire]
- Harold: What happened?!
- Darwin: Sorry, sir. We were doing Tobias' chores for good points.
- Harold: And how are you gonna pay for the damage?
- Gumball: Do you take any currency?
- Harold: I guess. What choice do I have?
- Gumball: Very well. [Counting invisible money] Ten Watterson dollars, twenty Watterson dollars, thirty Watt–
- Darwin: Oh, that's a five.
- Gumball: –twenty-five Watterson dollars—
- [The episode ends]
v • e Transcript |
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Episode 1 The DVD |
Episode 2 The Responsible |
Episode 3 The Third |
Episode 4 The Debt |
Episode 5 The End |
Episode 6 The Dress |
Episode 7 The Quest |
Episode 8 The Spoon |
Episode 9 The Pressure |
Episode 10 The Painting |
Episode 11 The Laziest |
Episode 12 The Ghost |
Episode 13 The Mystery |
Episode 14 The Prank |
Episode 15 The Gi |
Episode 16 The Kiss |
Episode 17 The Party |
Episode 18 The Refund |
Episode 19 The Robot |
Episode 20 The Picnic |
Episode 21 The Goons |
Episode 22 The Secret |
Episode 23 The Sock |
Episode 24 The Genius |
Episode 25 The Poltergeist |
Episode 26 The Mustache |
Episode 27 The Date |
Episode 28 The Club |
Episode 29 The Wand |
Episode 30 The Ape |
Episode 31 The Car |
Episode 32 The Curse |
Episode 33 The Microwave |
Episode 34 The Meddler |
Episode 35 The Helmet |
Episode 36 The Fight |
Episode 1 The Remote |
Episode 2 The Colossus |
Episode 3 The Knights |
Episode 4 The Fridge |
Episode 5 The Flower |
Episode 6 The Banana |
Episode 7 The Phone |
Episode 8 The Job |
Episode 9 Halloween |
Episode 10 The Treasure |
Episode 11 The Apology |
Episode 12 The Words |
Episode 13 The Skull |
Episode 14 The Bet |
Episode 15 Christmas |
Episode 16 The Watch |
Episode 17 The Bumpkin |
Episode 18 The Flakers |
Episode 19 The Authority |
Episode 20 The Virus |
Episode 21 The Pony |
Episode 22 The Hero |
Episode 23 The Dream |
Episode 24 The Sidekick |
Episode 25 The Photo |
Episode 26 The Tag |
Episode 27 The Storm |
Episode 28 The Lesson |
Episode 29 The Game |
Episode 30 The Limit |
Episode 31 The Voice |
Episode 32 The Promise |
Episode 33 The Castle |
Episode 34 The Boombox |
Episode 35 The Tape |
Episode 36 The Sweaters |
Episode 37 The Internet |
Episode 38 The Plan |
Episode 39 The World |
Episode 40 The Finale |
Episode 1 The Kids |
Episode 2 The Fan |
Episode 3 The Coach |
Episode 4 The Joy |
Episode 5 The Puppy |
Episode 6 The Recipe |
Episode 7 The Name |
Episode 8 The Extras |
Episode 9 The Gripes |
Episode 10 The Vacation |
Episode 11 The Fraud |
Episode 12 The Void |
Episode 13 The Boss |
Episode 14 The Move |
Episode 15 The Law |
Episode 16 The Allergy |
Episode 17 The Mothers |
Episode 18 The Password |
Episode 19 The Procrastinators |
Episode 20 The Shell |
Episode 21 The Burden |
Episode 22 The Bros |
Episode 23 The Mirror |
Episode 24 The Man |
Episode 25 The Pizza |
Episode 26 The Lie |
Episode 27 The Butterfly |
Episode 28 The Question |
Episode 29 The Saint |
Episode 30 The Friend |
Episode 31 The Oracle |
Episode 32 The Safety |
Episode 33 The Society |
Episode 34 The Spoiler |
Episode 35 The Countdown |
Episode 36 The Nobody |
Episode 37 The Downer |
Episode 38 The Egg |
Episode 39 The Triangle |
Episode 40 The Money |
Episode 1 The Return |
Episode 2 The Nemesis |
Episode 3 The Crew |
Episode 4 The Others |
Episode 5 The Signature |
Episode 6 The Check |
Episode 7 The Pest |
Episode 8 The Sale |
Episode 9 The Gift |
Episode 10 The Parking |
Episode 11 The Routine |
Episode 12 The Upgrade |
Episode 13 The Comic |
Episode 14 The Romantic |
Episode 15 The Uploads |
Episode 16 The Apprentice |
Episode 17 The Hug |
Episode 18 The Wicked |
Episode 19 The Traitor |
Episode 20 The Origins |
Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two |
Episode 22 The Girlfriend |
Episode 23 The Advice |
Episode 24 The Signal |
Episode 25 The Parasite |
Episode 26 The Love |
Episode 27 The Awkwardness |
Episode 28 The Nest |
Episode 29 The Points |
Episode 30 The Bus |
Episode 31 The Night |
Episode 32 The Misunderstandings |
Episode 33 The Roots |
Episode 34 The Blame |
Episode 35 The Slap |
Episode 36 The Detective |
Episode 37 The Fury |
Episode 38 The Compilation |
Episode 39 The Scam |
Episode 40 The Disaster |
Episode 1 The Rerun |
Episode 2 The Stories |
Episode 3 The Guy |
Episode 4 The Boredom |
Episode 5 The Vision |
Episode 6 The Choices |
Episode 7 The Code |
Episode 8 The Test |
Episode 9 The Slide |
Episode 10 The Loophole |
Episode 11 The Fuss |
Episode 12 The Copycats |
Episode 13 The Potato |
Episode 14 The Outside |
Episode 15 The Vase |
Episode 16 The Matchmaker |
Episode 17 The Box |
Episode 18 The Console |
Episode 19 The Ollie |
Episode 20 The Catfish |
Episode 21 The Cycle |
Episode 22 The Stars |
Episode 23 The Grades |
Episode 24 The Diet |
Episode 25 The Ex |
Episode 26 The Sorcerer |
Episode 27 The Menu |
Episode 28 The Uncle |
Episode 29 The Weirdo |
Episode 30 The Heist |
Episode 31 The Singing |
Episode 32 The Best |
Episode 33 The Worst |
Episode 34 The Deal |
Episode 35 The Petals |
Episode 36 The Nuisance |
Episode 37 The Line |
Episode 38 The List |
Episode 39 The News |
Episode 40 The Puppets |
Episode 1 The Rival |
Episode 2 The Lady |
Episode 3 The Sucker |
Episode 4 The Vegging |
Episode 5 The One |
Episode 6 The Father |
Episode 7 The Cringe |
Episode 8 The Cage |
Episode 9 The Neighbor |
Episode 10 The Anybody |
Episode 11 The Faith |
Episode 12 The Candidate |
Episode 13 The Pact |
Episode 14 The Shippening |
Episode 15 The Brain |
Episode 16 The Parents |
Episode 17 The Founder |
Episode 18 The Schooling |
Episode 19 The Intelligence |
Episode 20 The Potion |
Episode 21 The Spinoffs |
Episode 22 The Transformation |
Episode 23 The Understanding |
Episode 24 The Ad |
Episode 25 The Ghouls |
Episode 26 The Stink |
Episode 27 The Awareness |
Episode 28 The Slip |
Episode 29 The Drama |
Episode 30 The Buddy |
Episode 31 The Possession |
Episode 32 The Master |
Episode 33 The Silence |
Episode 34 The Future |
Episode 35 The Wish |
Episode 36 The Factory |
Episode 37 The Agent |
Episode 38 The Web |
Episode 39 The Mess |
Episode 40 The Heart |
Episode 41 The Revolt |
Episode 42 The Decisions |
Episode 43 The BFFS |
Episode 44 The Inquisition |