Inside the Bus
- [The episode starts on a bus with Miss Simian and her class]
- Lucy Simian: Everyone, look at your maps. This is the route we'll be taking to the picnic area. We go along the path, avoiding the Forest of Doom, down the ravine, avoiding the Forest of Doom, along the lake, still avoiding the Forest of Doom, and arrive at the picnic area. Understand?
- Students: Yes, Miss Simian.
- Darwin: Did she say avoid or go through the Forest of Doom?
- Gumball: [Sighs] What would you do without me, Darwin? She said go through the Forest of Doom. Am I right, or am I right, Miss Simian?
- Gumball and Darwin: [Looking toward the front of the bus] Huh? They're gone!
- Gumball: Don't worry, buddy. Stick with me, and you'll be just fine. We'll get to that picnic area long before they do.
In the Forest of Doom
- Darwin: You still got the map, right?
- Gumball: Of course. I swallowed it, then memorized it.
- Darwin: Oh, okay. Wait...how does that work?
- [A tree behind Darwin makes faces and growls at him; Darwin shrugs and walks away as it laughs evilly]
- Gumball: Darwin, you know what's important in a situation like this?
- Darwin: A map?
- Gumball: [Laughs loudly, then sighs] No, teamwork.
- Darwin: Oh. I was gonna say that next.
- Gumball: Don't worry, buddy. You're part of my team, and I'm a born survivor!
- Darwin: I'm glad I'm on your team! Hey, little squirrels! [Walks off]
- Squirrel: [Speaking through hisses] They'll never get out of here alive.
- Squirrel 2: We'll feed on their carcasses!
The Wind
- Gumball: All we have to do to find our way, is to follow nature's clues.
- Darwin: What clues?
- Gumball: The wind is one clue. Listen.
- Wind: You're going the wrong way.
- Darwin: What did it tell you?
- Gumball: It said we're going the right way! [A can knocks him in the head]
- Wind: I said wrong way!
- Gumball: Yep! Definitely! This is the way! [Gumball and Darwin trot off]
- Wind: Losers.
- Darwin: [At a cliff] Oh. I guess the wind is wrong.
- Gumball: Don't worry! I shall follow Miss Simian's smell! [He and Darwin begin sniffing] That way. [They find a stinky outhouse] Oh.
- Darwin: It kinda smells a bit like her.
- Gumball: [Sighs] That's fine. We shall find our way using the stars!
- Darwin: But the sun is out.
- Gumball: [Sighs] The sun is a star, Darwin. Let's look directly at it! [They look up, then look away, their eyes aflame]
- Darwin: [Calmly] There are no words to express the pain that I feel right now.
- Gumball: [Calmly] Sure there are. Aaaaaah!
- Darwin: Aaaaaah!
- Lucy Simian: [To the students] Come on, this way. [Gumball and Darwin run by, screaming]
- Darwin: [Lying on the ground after hitting a tree that extinguishes their eyes] Gumball?
- Gumball: Hm?
- Darwin: Are we lost?
- Gumball: [Laughs loudly, then sighs] Yep.
Circles
- Darwin: [Cheerfully] So where do we go now?
- Gumball: [Sighs] I don't know, dude. I'm no survivor...I'm just useless.
- Darwin: But we're still alive. Hungry, cold, and lost, but alive! And we're still a team! I know you can get us out of here. Let's have lunch; you'll feel better. [Pulls out a lunchbox] Fish flakes or diet fish flakes?
- Gumball: You're right, buddy! I am a survivor, and I will get us to the picnic!
- Darwin: Can I have the diet fish flakes?
- Gumball: You don't wanna eat that! [Grabs lunchbox and throws it over his shoulder where it crashes into something] Not when you're in the middle of nature's supermarket.
- Darwin: What?
- Gumball: [Rolls his eyes and sighs] Look at this tree, Darwin. It's made from little bits...which themselves are made from the smallest bits of all: circles. Circles with other little circles going around. So, since everything is made from circles, then so is food. Which means this rock is exactly the same as a chicken nugget, so let's eat it!
- [They bite into it and break their teeth and Gumball sighs]
- Darwin: Chicken nuggets taste like rock.
- Gumball: Don't worry, dude, there's loads of stuff made of circles. That's why it's called the "circle of life."
- Darwin: Oh...is that made of circles too?
- [He points at a deer drinking at a lake]
- Gumball: Even better than circles! It's made of meat!
- Darwin: But we don't have a weapon.
- Gumball: Hm...hang on, Darwin, I don't need weapons, I got claws. I am a predator, hear me roar! [Meows] Let's sneak up on him.
- Darwin: Uh, Gumball? [Gumball shushes him] I haven't got claws. [Gumball shushes him again] But I got fins! I could fish-slap the beautiful creature. [Gumball shushes him louder]
- Gumball: Dude, we are trying to sneak up on it!
- [Gumball runs into the animal's behind and Darwin runs into Gumball]
- Darwin: Come on, get him!
- Gumball: Uh, you first.
- Darwin: Okay. [Slaps the animal's behind] Can we eat it now?
- [The creature turns to around and shows its deformed face]
- Gumball: Whoops! [Laughs nervously as he and Darwin move away] Maybe we should try something smaller.
- [They both see a caterpillar and smile at each other]
- Darwin: Why are we smiling? [Gumball is about to eat the caterpillar] Gumball, please! Please don't eat it!
- Gumball: It's him or us, dude. We gotta eat something.
- Darwin: But look at him! He's so cute!
- [Gumball looks at the caterpillar, which is crying and pouting]
- Gumball: What was I thinking? I'm sorry, little dude. [Sets the caterpillar down] Bye bye! Cherish your freedom!
- Darwin: Never abandon your dreams!
- Gumball: And have a beautiful life!
- [Gumball and Darwin watch in horror and disgust as a bird swoops down and snatches up the caterpillar. The bird flies away with the caterpillar, but gets grabbed by a tentacle and is eaten by kraken-like monster. The kraken is gobbled up by a bigger gryphon-like monster. Once the gryphon finishes swallowing the kraken, the gryphon gasps and gets eaten by the biggest monster of all, a giant moose-like creature with a big fat bear-like body]
- Darwin: That was horrible.
- Gumball: Well, it's nature's way, Darwin. He was at the bottom of the food chain.
- Darwin: Who's at the bottom now?
- [The monster notices them and smiles evilly, causing them to run all the way to the top of a tree]
- Gumball: I think he's gone. [Darwin's stomach growls] What was that?
- Darwin: It's my tummy.
- Gumball: Well, stop it. You're gonna attract another predator!
- Darwin: But I'm hungry.
- Gumball: Will you please stop talking about food?
- Darwin: Okay. [He pauses] I'm cold.
- Gumball: [Sighs] Fine, let's make a fire.
- [Gumball tries to make a fire by rubbing a stick on a log]
- Darwin: Faster!
- [Gumball goes faster]
- Darwin: Faster!
- [Gumball goes faster]
- Darwin: Faster!
- [Gumball goes faster before screeching and stopping]
- Gumball: It’s useless! It's never gonna work! [His hands catch fire and he begins screaming and running around while crying]
- [Gumball tries to put the fire out on his hands, and Darwin stares at the log then a fire starts]
- Darwin: Gumball, it worked!
- Gumball: Of course it did. I told you I was a born survivor. Good work, team.
- Darwin: High five! [They high five and it begins to rain, extinguishing their fire. Darwin and Gumball's stomachs growl] I'm really hungry.
- Gumball: Yeah, me too.
- [Right next to Gumball and Darwin is the picnic area, where it is not raining]
- Lucy Simian: Anyone for a fourth helping?
- Banana Joe: I'll have it. [He splits his skin] Oops, I split myself! [Laughs and then falls asleep]
The Team Splits
- Gumball: [Stomach growls] Ugh, I'm so hungry! I think I've started to digest myself. And there's no food around here for miles!
- Darwin: [Evilly] Oh, yes there is. [Looks at Gumball]
- Gumball: What?
- [Darwin attacks him, and Gumball screams, scaring some birds out of the tree above them. The sound of Darwin eating something is heard off-screen]
- Gumball: What is wrong with you?! You ate all my clothes!
- Darwin: Well, maybe you shouldn't have thrown away my lunchbox.
- Gumball: Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.
- Darwin: You wouldn't be naked if I had my lunchbox.
- Gumball: Yeah, yeah, I get it.
- Darwin: I sure wish I had my lunchbox.
- Gumball: [In a high-pitched voice] Ah, lunchbox, lunchbox, lunchbox! [Normal voice] Ah, you just don't get it, do you?! You're holding me back! You're on your own! See you later, buddy! You can find your own way to the picnic!
- Darwin: [Upset] But I thought we were a team.
- Gumball: I don't need anyone on my team! I am a born survivor! [Slips and falls down a cliff] See? I survived. [Creature growls and scares him, then three creatures advance toward Gumball, who is surrounded] Somebody please help me!
The Team Reconciles
- [Darwin appears]
- Darwin: Nobody messes with my team! [The monsters laugh] Don't make me hurt you!
- Gumball: Dude! What are you doing? [Darwin hits the biggest of the monsters, which then begins to cry]
- Darwin: Bad! Bad predator! [The monster runs away] And there's plenty more where that came from!
- [The other smaller monsters gasp and leave]
- Gumball: You...you came back to save me?
- Darwin: Of course! We're a team, remember?
- Gumball: I'm sorry I was such a jerk to you before. I guess I was really hungry and cold and...naked.
- Darwin: Maybe you shouldn't have thrown away my lunchbox.
- Gumball: I know.
- Darwin: And swallowed the map.
- Gumball: Yeah, sorry.
- Darwin: And got us lost.
- Gumball: Yeah...
- Darwin: And made me chew on a rock.
- Gumball: Alright! I said I was sorry! So, still friends?
- Darwin: Of course!
- [They hug, sighing]
- Gumball: Cool, 'cause I twisted my ankle, so you're gonna have to carry me to the picnic area.
- [Darwin carries Gumball to the picnic area and the students see them]
- Everyone: Eww!
- [Cut to Gumball and Darwin who have dried up faces]
- Gumball: Look, Darwin, food!
- [He points to a full trash can and they both eat out of it]
- Leslie: Miss Simian! Gumball's eating from the trash can! And he's naked.
- Lucy Simian: Don't care! Everybody back to the bus! We go along the path, avoiding the Forest of Doom, down the ravine, avoiding the Forest of Doom...
- Gumball: That was so good! Huh? [Realizes everybody has left]
- Gumball and Darwin: They've gone!
- Darwin: Did she say avoid or go through the Forest of Doom?
- [Episode ends]
v • e Transcript
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| Episode 1 The DVD |
Episode 2 The Responsible |
Episode 3 The Third |
Episode 4 The Debt |
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| Episode 5 The End |
Episode 6 The Dress |
Episode 7 The Quest |
Episode 8 The Spoon |
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| Episode 9 The Pressure |
Episode 10 The Painting |
Episode 11 The Laziest |
Episode 12 The Ghost |
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| Episode 13 The Mystery |
Episode 14 The Prank |
Episode 15 The Gi |
Episode 16 The Kiss |
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| Episode 17 The Party |
Episode 18 The Refund |
Episode 19 The Robot |
Episode 20 The Picnic |
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| Episode 21 The Goons |
Episode 22 The Secret |
Episode 23 The Sock |
Episode 24 The Genius |
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| Episode 25 The Poltergeist |
Episode 26 The Mustache |
Episode 27 The Date |
Episode 28 The Club |
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| Episode 29 The Wand |
Episode 30 The Ape |
Episode 31 The Car |
Episode 32 The Curse |
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| Episode 33 The Microwave |
Episode 34 The Meddler |
Episode 35 The Helmet |
Episode 36 The Fight |
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| Episode 1 The Remote |
Episode 2 The Colossus |
Episode 3 The Knights |
Episode 4 The Fridge |
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| Episode 5 The Flower |
Episode 6 The Banana |
Episode 7 The Phone |
Episode 8 The Job |
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| Episode 9 Halloween |
Episode 10 The Treasure |
Episode 11 The Apology |
Episode 12 The Words |
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| Episode 13 The Skull |
Episode 14 The Bet |
Episode 15 Christmas |
Episode 16 The Watch |
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| Episode 17 The Bumpkin |
Episode 18 The Flakers |
Episode 19 The Authority |
Episode 20 The Virus |
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| Episode 21 The Pony |
Episode 22 The Hero |
Episode 23 The Dream |
Episode 24 The Sidekick |
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| Episode 25 The Photo |
Episode 26 The Tag |
Episode 27 The Storm |
Episode 28 The Lesson |
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| Episode 29 The Game |
Episode 30 The Limit |
Episode 31 The Voice |
Episode 32 The Promise |
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| Episode 33 The Castle |
Episode 34 The Boombox |
Episode 35 The Tape |
Episode 36 The Sweaters |
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| Episode 37 The Internet |
Episode 38 The Plan |
Episode 39 The World |
Episode 40 The Finale |
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| Episode 1 The Kids |
Episode 2 The Fan |
Episode 3 The Coach |
Episode 4 The Joy |
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| Episode 5 The Puppy |
Episode 6 The Recipe |
Episode 7 The Name |
Episode 8 The Extras |
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| Episode 9 The Gripes |
Episode 10 The Vacation |
Episode 11 The Fraud |
Episode 12 The Void |
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| Episode 13 The Boss |
Episode 14 The Move |
Episode 15 The Law |
Episode 16 The Allergy |
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| Episode 17 The Mothers |
Episode 18 The Password |
Episode 19 The Procrastinators |
Episode 20 The Shell |
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| Episode 21 The Burden |
Episode 22 The Bros |
Episode 23 The Mirror |
Episode 24 The Man |
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| Episode 25 The Pizza |
Episode 26 The Lie |
Episode 27 The Butterfly |
Episode 28 The Question |
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| Episode 29 The Saint |
Episode 30 The Friend |
Episode 31 The Oracle |
Episode 32 The Safety |
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| Episode 33 The Society |
Episode 34 The Spoiler |
Episode 35 The Countdown |
Episode 36 The Nobody |
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| Episode 37 The Downer |
Episode 38 The Egg |
Episode 39 The Triangle |
Episode 40 The Money |
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| Episode 1 The Return |
Episode 2 The Nemesis |
Episode 3 The Crew |
Episode 4 The Others |
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| Episode 5 The Signature |
Episode 6 The Check |
Episode 7 The Pest |
Episode 8 The Sale |
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| Episode 9 The Gift |
Episode 10 The Parking |
Episode 11 The Routine |
Episode 12 The Upgrade |
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| Episode 13 The Comic |
Episode 14 The Romantic |
Episode 15 The Uploads |
Episode 16 The Apprentice |
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| Episode 17 The Hug |
Episode 18 The Wicked |
Episode 19 The Traitor |
Episode 20 The Origins |
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| Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two |
Episode 22 The Girlfriend |
Episode 23 The Advice |
Episode 24 The Signal |
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| Episode 25 The Parasite |
Episode 26 The Love |
Episode 27 The Awkwardness |
Episode 28 The Nest |
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| Episode 29 The Points |
Episode 30 The Bus |
Episode 31 The Night |
Episode 32 The Misunderstandings |
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| Episode 33 The Roots |
Episode 34 The Blame |
Episode 35 The Slap |
Episode 36 The Detective |
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| Episode 37 The Fury |
Episode 38 The Compilation |
Episode 39 The Scam |
Episode 40 The Disaster |
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| Episode 1 The Rerun |
Episode 2 The Stories |
Episode 3 The Guy |
Episode 4 The Boredom |
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| Episode 5 The Vision |
Episode 6 The Choices |
Episode 7 The Code |
Episode 8 The Test |
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| Episode 9 The Slide |
Episode 10 The Loophole |
Episode 11 The Fuss |
Episode 12 The Copycats |
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| Episode 13 The Potato |
Episode 14 The Outside |
Episode 15 The Vase |
Episode 16 The Matchmaker |
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| Episode 17 The Box |
Episode 18 The Console |
Episode 19 The Ollie |
Episode 20 The Catfish |
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| Episode 21 The Cycle |
Episode 22 The Stars |
Episode 23 The Grades |
Episode 24 The Diet |
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| Episode 25 The Ex |
Episode 26 The Sorcerer |
Episode 27 The Menu |
Episode 28 The Uncle |
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| Episode 29 The Weirdo |
Episode 30 The Heist |
Episode 31 The Singing |
Episode 32 The Best |
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| Episode 33 The Worst |
Episode 34 The Deal |
Episode 35 The Petals |
Episode 36 The Nuisance |
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| Episode 37 The Line |
Episode 38 The List |
Episode 39 The News |
Episode 40 The Puppets |
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| Episode 1 The Rival |
Episode 2 The Lady |
Episode 3 The Sucker |
Episode 4 The Vegging |
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| Episode 5 The One |
Episode 6 The Father |
Episode 7 The Cringe |
Episode 8 The Cage |
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| Episode 9 The Neighbor |
Episode 10 The Anybody |
Episode 11 The Faith |
Episode 12 The Candidate |
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| Episode 13 The Pact |
Episode 14 The Shippening |
Episode 15 The Brain |
Episode 16 The Parents |
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| Episode 17 The Founder |
Episode 18 The Schooling |
Episode 19 The Intelligence |
Episode 20 The Potion |
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| Episode 21 The Spinoffs |
Episode 22 The Transformation |
Episode 23 The Understanding |
Episode 24 The Ad |
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| Episode 25 The Ghouls |
Episode 26 The Stink |
Episode 27 The Awareness |
Episode 28 The Slip |
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| Episode 29 The Drama |
Episode 30 The Buddy |
Episode 31 The Possession |
Episode 32 The Master |
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| Episode 33 The Silence |
Episode 34 The Future |
Episode 35 The Wish |
Episode 36 The Factory |
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| Episode 37 The Agent |
Episode 38 The Web |
Episode 39 The Mess |
Episode 40 The Heart |
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| Episode 41 The Revolt |
Episode 42 The Decisions |
Episode 43 The BFFS |
Episode 44 The Inquisition |