The Pest/Transcript

A Rude Awakening

[The episode starts with Gumball and Darwin sleeping in their room. Loud noises are making the house shake, causing debris to fall into Darwin's fishbowl which gets sucked into his nostrils. Darwin sneezes as he wakes up and breaks his fishbowl, and some water splashes into Gumball's snoring mouth, waking him up as well]

Gumball: [With water pouring from his mouth] What is that?!

[Gumball and Darwin head up to the attic where they find the source of the noise: Anais kicking a wooden column, surrounded by plushies. Soon after that, she pulls out the nose of a stuffed bear, then throws another one to the floor to jump on it and break it. After attacking a few more plushies, she starts punching the belly of a stuffed pig, and grabs its heart (an audio player)]

Toy: I love you.

[Anais continues to throw punches around, and almost punches Gumball. The wind caused by her movement blows against his flinching face]

Gumball: [Panicking] Okay, I admit I swapped your smashed pills for turtle flakes and that's why everyone at school calls you "Kraken Breath!" And I kept messing up your sunscreen when you were born, you didn't really have a facial birthmark in the shape of a goat. I thought if you looked cursed, Mom wouldn't love you more than me! And I put stones in your pockets when you were a baby, 'cause I was scared you'd grow taller than me, which is why you're medically classified as a cephalopod! I think that's everything. You gonna hit me?

Anais: [Sighs briefly, shaking her head] This isn't about you.

Gumball: [Sighs in relief] Ohhh, thank heavens. Pshh, Darwin, abort the mission.

[Darwin stands behind Anais, preparing to hit her with a shovel. He throws it aside]

Darwin: So, if you're not angry at Gumball, who are you angry at?

Anais: Some kid at school. He's gonna wish he'd never been born.

[Anais continues to beat up the pillar]

Gumball: [Picks Anais up] Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, you can't just go into school and beat up kids you don't like. If we resort to violence, we're no better than beasts.

Darwin: Like wolves, or bears, or eagles!

Gumball: Which are actually pretty rad animals... But do you know what these awesome animals would say about this? They would say [Makes animal noises] Which probably means: violence is not the answer!

Anais: But—

Gumball: No! You're gonna patch things up with this pest, with the help of your big brother!

Violence

[The three Wattersons are walking down the hallway just after the school bell rings]

Gumball: Okay, first I want you to learn what it means to hurt someone.

Anais: I'm the one who—

Gumball: No arguing! You wanna use violence? Then first you need to understand how it makes people feel!

Anais: Wait, what?

Darwin: Hit 'im.

Anais: Guys, you don't understand.

Gumball: Do it!

[Darwin grabs Anais' hand and forces her to slap Gumball]

Gumball: [Dramatically] Oh, I feel pain! But also sorrow. Isn't there a better solution to our problem?

[Darwin grabs Anais entirely and throws her on top of Gumball, who screams in pain]

Gumball: The violence inflicted upon me has instilled a rage. That can only lead to more violence.

[This time, Gumball picks up Anais, and uses her like a baton to hit Darwin. Darwin moans dramatically]

Darwin: As an innocent bystander I feel unjustly hurt. The violence has now become...a vicious circle!

[Again, they use her limp arms to slap each other. The action escalates into Anais becoming a small, involuntary chain-slapping tornado]

Gumball: See what happens when you let yourself be an instrument of violence?! Everyone gets hurt!

Anais: [Still spinning] You don't understand! I'm the one who's getting picked on!

[Gumball grabs Anais by the cheeks to abruptly stop the spin]

Gumball: Then forget everything I said.

[Gumball transforms into a Super Saiyan, including the art style of the referenced anime]

Gumball: LET'S NAIL THIS GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Darwin: Come on man, we both know this is just posturing.

Gumball: [Reverts back to his base form] Yeah, but I thought you might buy it if I went big. Let's just try to find an actual solution.

Solutions

[The scene changes to the library, where Gumball is taking a printout from a printer by the computers]

Gumball: Okay, I printed off a list of solutions for dealing with pests, from the experts on Elmopedia.

Anais: [Dismissively] Who wrote it?

Darwin: Whoever logged into the webpage within the last three minutes.

Anais: That could be anyone, how do we know they're an expert?

Darwin: Don't worry, on the Internet, everyone's an expert.

Gumball: Solution number one: You need to stop feeling powerless.

[Anais picks up a hardcover book and effortlessly tears it in half]

Gumball: Solution number two: If they're getting you down, try boosting your self-esteem.

[The scene changes. They are now standing by the mirrors and sinks in a school dressing room]

Gumball: So, Anais, look at yourself. What do you see?

Anais: Nothing.

[Anais is too short to look into the mirror, so Darwin puts her on top of the sink]

Gumball: Now, what do you see?

Anais: [Sighs briefly] I see an ugly drooling rabbit.

Gumball: [Gasps] That's not true.

[As she points, Gumball notices the drawing of an ugly rabbit with Anais' name written underneath taped to the locker behind them]

Gumball: Oh.

[Gumball draws some squiggly lines around the rabbit drawing, presumably sun rays]

Gumball: [Dreamily] What I see is a radiant little girl.

Anais: [Bluntly] Or a really smelly one.

[Gumball adds to the drawing an open mouth with a few teeth showing]

Gumball: A young lady who smiles at life.

Anais: In spite of her really poor dental hygiene.

[Gumball adds large pupils to the eyes of the drawing... both looking in different directions]

Gumball: A girl who confidently looks to the future.

Anais: And the past at the same time.

[Anais hops off the sink]

Anais: Look, I get what you're trying to do. But trust me, this kid is too annoying. [Anais' face turns red with rage, displaying thick angry eyebrows] Every word that comes out of his mouth makes me angrier that a goat on fire!

Gumball: [Quietly repeating] A goat on... Anyway that brings us neatly on to solution number three—ignoring him. I'll show you!

Ignoring a Pest

[They are now at the school football field. Anais and Darwin stand on the running tracks as Gumball sits cross-legged on the grass in front of them, in a meditation pose]

Gumball: I am entering a state of calm, where no words or actions can harm me... [Sunshine and rainbows on a little Zen-like island appear behind him] Go on, try me... [The view shifts to Anais and Darwin who are yelling and waving their arms at him, unheard] No matter what you say, I cannot be affected... [Anais and Darwin point to something offscreen. Gumball, in his own world, is surrounded by the chirps of birds and gently falling petals] You can scream as much as you like, but nothing—

[Gumball gets swept away by a passing group of muscly football players. They sweep back and drop a beaten-up Gumball at the same place, his meditation pose surprisingly unchanged]

Gumball: [Painfully] As I was—

[A football lands right next to Gumball, and a nearby jock accidentally kicks him off instead]

Avoiding a Pest

[The scene changes to the school playground. Anais is picking up pieces of Gumball, which are scattered all around, as Darwin reads from the printout]

Darwin: Solution four: Try to avoid the person who has upset you.

Anais: How? We're in the same school.

[Anais attaches Gumball's tail back onto his body. Darwin plops Gumball's head on his shoulders]

Darwin: Simple, you just stay twenty feet away from him at all times, like this. [Darwin walks a few steps away] Now take a step.

[Anais takes a step. Darwin matches her stride to preserve the distance between them]

Darwin: See? There's nothing you can do to hurt me from this distance.

[The school bell rings and they begin to walk towards the building, with Darwin keeping his distance and watching Anais]

Darwin: This is absolutely safe. There is no way you can—

[Darwin walks into the basketball pole. The metal hoop falls on his head and knocks him out cold]

Asking Authority

[The scene changes to show Gumball and Anais in Miss Simian's empty classroom]

Gumball: Solution number five: Ask an authority figure for help.

[Darwin is shown outside the classroom window, teetering on tall stilts he has made by strapping together gardening and janitorial equipment. He is trying to commit to his "twenty feet away" rule]

Darwin: Aw man, why didn't they make that solution number one?

Lucy Simian: Very well, what's the problem with this kid bothering you?

Anais: He doesn't like me.

Lucy Simian: [Sarcastically] I see... Well there must be something in this rule book for when people don't like you! [She throws a thick book onto her desk and flips through the pages] Weird, there's nothing! How about a rule against you ever having to face disappointment?! [Flips through again] No? Maybe one about over-protected little snowflakes who need to be shielded from the real world!

Gumball: Okay, we get it. But please, this kid's horrible!

Lucy Simian: [Slamming shut the book] You wanna see horrible? [Miss Simian points to a large scar behind her head] Two million years ago. Bashed on the head with a rock by two Homo erectus parents because I taught their kid how to make fire. [Miss Simian puts her leg on the table and slightly pulls up her skirt to show another large scar on her knee] Four thousand years ago. Got chased out of the tribe for trying to integrate the wheel into the curriculum. [Miss Simian stands up with her back to the window and raises up her skirt to reveal her rear] On the day of Columbus' arrival...

Gumball: Uh, forget it!

[Gumball and Anais proceed to leave classroom]

Lucy Simian: ...I fell over on a wet floor. The timing was just coincidence but it still really hurt.

[As Miss Simian sits down, Darwin can be seen through the window with a pale, terrified face. He faints and falls off his stilts while Miss Simian shows her elbow]

Lucy Simian: Salem sixteen-ninety-two, witch hunt!

A New Solution

[The scene switches to the school hallway again. Gumball is sitting against the lockers while across from him are Anais and Darwin (side by side again), beneath a window]

Gumball: [Sighing in frustration] There's no solutions left.

Anais: Guess I'll go back to [Angrily] destroying my enemy!

Darwin: And you know the best way to destroy an enemy?

[Anais shows a karate chop]

Darwin: No, I mean to make sure they stop.

[Anais thrusts a knee between her out held arms, simultaneously pulling them back]

Darwin: No, I mean to get rid of him forever.

[Anais makes a number of gestures including her typing on a keyboard and a missile being dropped]

Gumball: What was that?

Anais: A tactical satellite attack.

Darwin: No Anais, the only way to destroy an enemy forever [Sweetly] is to make them your friend.

The Pest Himself

[As the lunch bell rings, Gumball, Darwin and Anais throw open the cafeteria doors, looking nervous]

Gumball: [Nervously] Alright, let's make friends with this monster. Where is he?

[Anais points and then the audience is shown Billy, sitting at a table next to Bobert and an Egghead]

Darwin: DUN DUN DUUN!

Gumball: Actually, let's do that again.

[Anais points and the audience is again shown Billy, sitting at the table]

Darwin: [Imitating a trombone sound] Wuh wuh wuh wuuuaah!

Gumball: Billy? [Chuckling] Seriously? [Trying to imitate Anais] Widdle Billy? Widdle Billy being mean to you?

[Darwin chuckles]

Anais: Don't let him fool you! He's more annoying than dancing in a shoe that goes "weeh!"

Gumball: [Dismissively] Heh, I think we'll be fine. Also what's up with all these weird metaphors?

[Gumball, Darwin and Anais approach Billy's table]

Billy: [Mockingly] Oh, hello Anais, why do you look so perturbed? Is it a bee in your bonnet? Oh no, that's right, t'was on your test paper! [Billy laughs snobbishly. Anais hisses like an angry bat, sprouting menacing fangs] Oh hello Gumball, nice sweater. Oh, twenty-eleven called and said to keep it, as it wasn't cool when you started wearing it! [Billy laughs harder. Anais hisses louder, with her eyes turning black] Anais, do you not hang out with anyone who isn't a member of your family? Oh no, that's right, you don't have any other friends. [Billy laughs again, clapping his hands in delight]

Darwin: Okay, we were wrong. Anais, destroy this guy.

[Darwin and Gumball hold out their hands to permit her to attack. Anais takes a very deep breath from her nose in preparation, but instead she walks off in the opposite direction and leaves the cafeteria]

Darwin: Anais, where are you g—

Gumball: Right, that's it!

[Gumball pulls off the fur from one hand with the other, like a glove, revealing a skin-colored hand beneath. He slaps Billy with it, signalling a challenge to a duel, and throws his glove on the floor. When he crosses his arms afterwards, his hands are both blue again]

Gumball: The gauntlet has been thrown down — nobody talks to my sister like that!

[Billy pulls off Bobert's arm, and uses it to slap Gumball back, except the impact of this "glove" gives him a black eye. The arm is tossed next to the glove]

Billy: I accept! We shall duel at noon in the schoolyard!

Gumball: [Passionately, with raised fists, as Billy walks away] Alright, let's do this!

[Immediately Gumball turns around and sulks in front of Darwin]

Gumball: [Vexed] I can't do this!

Darwin: What?!

Gumball: I can't fight a little kid, it's not a fair match.

[Gumball straightens up and gasps as he gets an idea]

Gumball: I know!

Gumball VS. Billy

[The scene changes to Darwin standing in the school playground. Gumball hops over to him with great effort, because he tied one arm behind his back and bound both legs with rope]

Darwin: Hmmm. I suppose it makes it more fair, but why the stuff up your nose?

Gumball: Give myself a handicap.

Darwin: Why do you need your sense of smell in a fight?

Gumball: [Unsure] To smell fear?

Billy: [Marching in] Lord Watterson! 'tis time to pay for your offense!

[He shows a stick on the floor]

Billy: Choose your weapon: fighting staff or fists!

Gumball: Weapons? Are you crazy?! Fists, I choose fists!

Billy: Very well, I choose the staff!

Gumball: What? I thought we were—

[Billy mercilessly swings the stick at Gumball's head. Gumball narrowly dodges it and begins to hop away. Billy lets out a half-evil, half-mocking laugh]

Billy: You can hide, but you can't run!

[Billy proceeds to chase Gumball. They head into the cafeteria. Gumball leaps across a table and tries to cut his ropes with a spork, to get rid of his unfair disadvantage. It doesn't work. He sees Leslie nearby holding plastic scissors]

Gumball: Leslie, your scissors!

[Leslie tosses the scissors to Gumball who grabs them and dodges another swing from Billy. As Billy topples over, Gumball hops away]

Billy: Come back, you coward!

[Gumball hides behind a column and struggles to cut the rope with the plastic scissors]

Gumball: Aww man, isn't there anything dangerous left in school these days?!

Darwin: Gumball, use this stale crinkle-cut fry!

[He tosses it over to Gumball who uses it to cut the rope. Billy notices him. Gumball runs away, leaping from table to table as Billy pursues him with swing after swing]

Gumball: Can't we just stop and talk this through?!

Billy: Oh, can you only do one thing at once? Luckily I can move my body and mouth at the same time, so I may concurrently fight you and tell you how badly you are losing!

Gumball: If you want to beat me, you gotta be fast!

[Gumball backflips, hits his head on a table behind him and falls onto a nearby stool, his face getting planted onto the table in front of him]

Billy: Did you mean fast asleep?

[Gumball sits up and unknowingly knocks away Billy who was standing right behind him, ready to strike]

Gumball: Darwin! The kitchen! I need a sword!

[A banana lands in Gumball's outstretched hand as he holds back Billy with the other one]

Gumball: [Sighs] Something more hardcore!

[Gumball shoves Billy aside and catches the microwave thrown to him by Darwin]

Gumball: Okay, something less hardcore...

[This time, a spatula lands in his hand]

Gumball: Aha!

[Gumball leaps in front of Billy and takes a swordfighting stance]

Gumball: [Grandly] Now, get ready for my next move...

[After a moment's pause, Gumball darts away through the door behind him. Billy lowers his weapon for a moment in disbelief]

Billy: Come back and fight, you gutless worm!

Gumball: [Running] Why are you so mean and sarcastic?! Can't you just be nice?!

[Gumball hides behind Teri, shoving her at Billy. Billy simply flips her sideways, as she is paper-thin, and jabs Gumball in the rear with his stick. Gumball resumes running]

Gumball: What is your problem?

Billy: I am defending my honor!

[Gumball hides behind Carrie, who looks indifferent]

Gumball: What's so honorable about picking on a little girl?

Billy: [Surprised] You're a girl?

Gumball: No dude, my sister.

Billy: Oh, yes of course.

[Billy pokes Gumball's face through Carrie, who remains indifferent. Gumball runs off. The chase continues and they clash their weapons as they sidestep down a staircase]

Billy: Need I remind you that matters betwixt your sister and I are none of your concern, you charmless ninny?!

[Gumball then grabs Alan by the string to use him as a shield. Alan is shocked]

Gumball: Dude, it's kind of hard to solve this problem if I don't know what's going on!

Billy: I could write a whole book about things that you don't know. Wouldn't be much use to you though — there'd be no pictures in it!

[As Alan is too high, Billy easily pokes Gumball again. The chase continues as they run into the gym, jump onto a trampoline and grab onto an adjacent pair of climbing ropes. They continue to fight as they swing]

Gumball: Well, if I'm gonna get my butt kicked I wanna know why!

Billy: Your vastly inferior fighting skills may have something to do with it!

Gumball: Can I please just have a normal conversation with you!

Billy: I don't know, can you?

Gumball: Alright, enough. Let's just stop!

Billy: Yes, yes, 'tisn't working anyway.

Becoming Friends?

[They climb down from the ropes and Gumball throws down his spatula]

Gumball: I refuse to fight! [Softly] I believe it was Gandhi who once said, "Dude, don't fight, take a chill pill and everything will be alright." So what that means is, we can work this out. What do ya think?

Billy: [Softly] I think... I think... I think you shouldn't have dropped your weapon!

[Gumball catches the stick between his hands mid-swing. Billy then pokes it between Gumball's hands into Gumball's teeth, repeatedly]

Gumball: Alright enough! [He opens his mouth unnaturally wide and swallows Billy's stick] It's over! Now explain yourself, why do you hate my sister?

Billy: [Sighs in defeat; dramatically] There was once a little boy who—

Gumball: Can we just stick to the subject please?

Billy: The boy is me, it's a story about me.

Gumball: Oh, sorry, please continue.

Billy: [Dramatically] Billy was once a happy boy.

[Billy proceeds to tell a story visualized by amazingly accurate shadow puppets he makes on the wall using the sunlight from the window]

Billy: Mother and papa were prosperous and treated him well, showering him with all manner of gifts and fancies. And at school he was top of the class, with myriad friends. Yes, young Billy had the perfect life. But sometimes, perfect is not enough. One day, he met a sublime young lady, with whom he had much in common. He gave her his heart, but she did not feel the same, and she rent the heart in twain. Hurt and humiliated, poor Billy now hides in the shadow of spite and sarcasm...

[Billy ends his shadow show with his hands clasped together in sorrow]

Gumball: Okay, first how did you do that with your hands? That was amazing. And secondly, uh, join the club dude! [Imitating Billy with a mocking voice] Little Billy's life is awesome and he's very intelligent and rich but Anais doesn't love him, so now he's a broken man! [In his normal voice] Things don't always work out the way you want in life, dude.

Billy: [Genuinely surprised] What do you mean?

Gumball: I mean, everyone is slightly unhappy. Life has highs and lows. And for the record, for most people on this planet, life completely blows. So why make it worse by fighting?

Billy: Oh, I feel rather silly. Silly Billy.

Gumball: That's alright, man. I would bend down and give you a hug, but I swallowed that stupid stick of yours. Do you mind?

[Gumball opens wide his arms. Billy does the same and begins to approach him]

Billy: [Warmly] Of course, it would be my—

[Anais rushes in from out of nowhere and sends Billy soaring with a flying kick]

Gumball: Where have you been?

Anais: I needed a good run up to give him all I've got.

Billy: [Offscreen] Is this one of those low points you spoke of?

Gumball: How many bends in your arm?

Billy: Three!

Gumball: Nyeah, that's about a medium.

[The episode ends]

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Episode 1 The DVD	Episode 2 The Responsible	Episode 3 The Third	Episode 4 The Debt
Episode 5 The End	Episode 6 The Dress	Episode 7 The Quest	Episode 8 The Spoon
Episode 9 The Pressure	Episode 10 The Painting	Episode 11 The Laziest	Episode 12 The Ghost
Episode 13 The Mystery	Episode 14 The Prank	Episode 15 The Gi	Episode 16 The Kiss
Episode 17 The Party	Episode 18 The Refund	Episode 19 The Robot	Episode 20 The Picnic
Episode 21 The Goons	Episode 22 The Secret	Episode 23 The Sock	Episode 24 The Genius
Episode 25 The Poltergeist	Episode 26 The Mustache	Episode 27 The Date	Episode 28 The Club
Episode 29 The Wand	Episode 30 The Ape	Episode 31 The Car	Episode 32 The Curse
Episode 33 The Microwave	Episode 34 The Meddler	Episode 35 The Helmet	Episode 36 The Fight

Episode 1 The Remote	Episode 2 The Colossus	Episode 3 The Knights	Episode 4 The Fridge
Episode 5 The Flower	Episode 6 The Banana	Episode 7 The Phone	Episode 8 The Job
Episode 9 Halloween	Episode 10 The Treasure	Episode 11 The Apology	Episode 12 The Words
Episode 13 The Skull	Episode 14 The Bet	Episode 15 Christmas	Episode 16 The Watch
Episode 17 The Bumpkin	Episode 18 The Flakers	Episode 19 The Authority	Episode 20 The Virus
Episode 21 The Pony	Episode 22 The Hero	Episode 23 The Dream	Episode 24 The Sidekick
Episode 25 The Photo	Episode 26 The Tag	Episode 27 The Storm	Episode 28 The Lesson
Episode 29 The Game	Episode 30 The Limit	Episode 31 The Voice	Episode 32 The Promise
Episode 33 The Castle	Episode 34 The Boombox	Episode 35 The Tape	Episode 36 The Sweaters
Episode 37 The Internet	Episode 38 The Plan	Episode 39 The World	Episode 40 The Finale

Episode 1 The Kids	Episode 2 The Fan	Episode 3 The Coach	Episode 4 The Joy
Episode 5 The Puppy	Episode 6 The Recipe	Episode 7 The Name	Episode 8 The Extras
Episode 9 The Gripes	Episode 10 The Vacation	Episode 11 The Fraud	Episode 12 The Void
Episode 13 The Boss	Episode 14 The Move	Episode 15 The Law	Episode 16 The Allergy
Episode 17 The Mothers	Episode 18 The Password	Episode 19 The Procrastinators	Episode 20 The Shell
Episode 21 The Burden	Episode 22 The Bros	Episode 23 The Mirror	Episode 24 The Man
Episode 25 The Pizza	Episode 26 The Lie	Episode 27 The Butterfly	Episode 28 The Question
Episode 29 The Saint	Episode 30 The Friend	Episode 31 The Oracle	Episode 32 The Safety
Episode 33 The Society	Episode 34 The Spoiler	Episode 35 The Countdown	Episode 36 The Nobody
Episode 37 The Downer	Episode 38 The Egg	Episode 39 The Triangle	Episode 40 The Money

Episode 1 The Return	Episode 2 The Nemesis	Episode 3 The Crew	Episode 4 The Others
Episode 5 The Signature	Episode 6 The Check	Episode 7 The Pest	Episode 8 The Sale
Episode 9 The Gift	Episode 10 The Parking	Episode 11 The Routine	Episode 12 The Upgrade
Episode 13 The Comic	Episode 14 The Romantic	Episode 15 The Uploads	Episode 16 The Apprentice
Episode 17 The Hug	Episode 18 The Wicked	Episode 19 The Traitor	Episode 20 The Origins
Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two	Episode 22 The Girlfriend	Episode 23 The Advice	Episode 24 The Signal
Episode 25 The Parasite	Episode 26 The Love	Episode 27 The Awkwardness	Episode 28 The Nest
Episode 29 The Points	Episode 30 The Bus	Episode 31 The Night	Episode 32 The Misunderstandings
Episode 33 The Roots	Episode 34 The Blame	Episode 35 The Slap	Episode 36 The Detective
Episode 37 The Fury	Episode 38 The Compilation	Episode 39 The Scam	Episode 40 The Disaster

Episode 1 The Rerun	Episode 2 The Stories	Episode 3 The Guy	Episode 4 The Boredom
Episode 5 The Vision	Episode 6 The Choices	Episode 7 The Code	Episode 8 The Test
Episode 9 The Slide	Episode 10 The Loophole	Episode 11 The Fuss	Episode 12 The Copycats
Episode 13 The Potato	Episode 14 The Outside	Episode 15 The Vase	Episode 16 The Matchmaker
Episode 17 The Box	Episode 18 The Console	Episode 19 The Ollie	Episode 20 The Catfish
Episode 21 The Cycle	Episode 22 The Stars	Episode 23 The Grades	Episode 24 The Diet
Episode 25 The Ex	Episode 26 The Sorcerer	Episode 27 The Menu	Episode 28 The Uncle
Episode 29 The Weirdo	Episode 30 The Heist	Episode 31 The Singing	Episode 32 The Best
Episode 33 The Worst	Episode 34 The Deal	Episode 35 The Petals	Episode 36 The Nuisance
Episode 37 The Line	Episode 38 The List	Episode 39 The News	Episode 40 The Puppets

Episode 1 The Rival	Episode 2 The Lady	Episode 3 The Sucker	Episode 4 The Vegging
Episode 5 The One	Episode 6 The Father	Episode 7 The Cringe	Episode 8 The Cage
Episode 9 The Neighbor	Episode 10 The Anybody	Episode 11 The Faith	Episode 12 The Candidate
Episode 13 The Pact	Episode 14 The Shippening	Episode 15 The Brain	Episode 16 The Parents
Episode 17 The Founder	Episode 18 The Schooling	Episode 19 The Intelligence	Episode 20 The Potion
Episode 21 The Spinoffs	Episode 22 The Transformation	Episode 23 The Understanding	Episode 24 The Ad
Episode 25 The Ghouls	Episode 26 The Stink	Episode 27 The Awareness	Episode 28 The Slip
Episode 29 The Drama	Episode 30 The Buddy	Episode 31 The Possession	Episode 32 The Master
Episode 33 The Silence	Episode 34 The Future	Episode 35 The Wish	Episode 36 The Factory
Episode 37 The Agent	Episode 38 The Web	Episode 39 The Mess	Episode 40 The Heart
Episode 41 The Revolt	Episode 42 The Decisions	Episode 43 The BFFS	Episode 44 The Inquisition