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+ | ==Race For The Computer!== |
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+ | ::{{d|event|The episode begins with Gumball, Darwin and Anais sleeping. Soon, the alarm clock rings, making them bolt upright.}} |
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+ | :{{Template:Dialogue|Anais}}: IT'S MY TURN! |
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− | ==Race for the computer!== |
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+ | :{{Template:Dialogue|Gumball}}: NO! THE COMPUTER IS MINE! |
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− | ::''[The episode begins with [[Gumball]], [[Darwin]] and [[Anais Watterson/Gallery|Anais]] sleeping. Soon, the alarm clock alarms making them wake up grumpily]'' |
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+ | :{{Template:Dialogue|Darwin}}: NO! IT'S MY TURN! |
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+ | ::{{d|event|They fight for the computer, but Gumball manages to claim the chair. However, just before he lands in the chair, Darwin quickly throws a pencil holder containing sharpened pencils onto the chair. Gumball sheds a single tear as he lands on the pencils}} |
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− | :{{Template:Dialogue|Anais}}: IT'S MY TURN! |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Good move, but I can take it. |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball turns on the computer, but there is a prompt for password}} |
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− | :{{Template:Dialogue|Gumball}}: NO!, IT IS MINE! |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}, {{Dialogue|Darwin}} and {{Dialogue|Anais}}: Password? |
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− | :{{Template:Dialogue|Darwin}}: NO!, IT'S MY TURN! |
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− | ::''[They fight for the computer, but [[Gumball]] manages to sit on the chair. However while on the chair, [[Darwin]] quickly throws a pencil-holder with pencils in it (pointy side up) on the chair. [[Gumball]] cries while sitting on the pencils]'' |
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− | :''{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: ''Good move, but I can take it. |
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− | ::''[Gumball opens the computer, but there's a password]'' |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}, {{Dialogue|Darwin}} and {{Dialogue|Anais}}: Password? |
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:{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: But who? |
:{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: But who? |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Richard pushes away the open door behind the kids, revealing himself. He closes it.}} |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: {{d|event|Menacingly}} I did it. |
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− | ::''[[[Richard Overall|Richard]] comes from the behind the door, revealing himself. He closes the door]'' |
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− | :''{{Dialogue|Richard}}: [Demonic voice]'' I did it. |
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:{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Have you just spent the whole night hiding behind that door for dramatic effect? |
:{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Have you just spent the whole night hiding behind that door for dramatic effect? |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: {{d|event|Menacingly}} No. |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: ''[Demonic voice]'' No. |
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:{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: Then why does it looks like your bladder is about to explode? |
:{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: Then why does it looks like your bladder is about to explode? |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Richard is evidently desperate to go to the bathroom, with his legs crossed and everything}} |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: {{d|event|With little emotion}} You kids spend too much time on that thing! You should be playing outside. |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Why do I have a feeling that you sound like Mom right now? |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: Uh... |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Nicole's arm comes through the door, and gives Richard a note to read}} |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: "Your mother has nothing to do with this! I take full responsibility for being the bad cop this time. Read this, or you sleep on the couch tonight." |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Nicole closes the door}} |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|richard}}: {{d|event|Whispers}} Sorry, guys, you know she can be a real dragon sometimes. |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Nicole}}: '''I HEARD THAT!''' |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Fire, presumably from Nicole, seeps through the door. Richard exits the room.}} |
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+ | ==What's the password?== |
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− | ::[Richard sounds like Nicole] |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball finds himself sitting on air while Anais tries to guess the password. Gumball pulls Anais (still on the computer seat) towards the door.}} |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: You kids spend too much time on that thing! You should be playing outside. |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Why do I have a feeling that you sound like mom right now? |
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− | ::''[Richard doesn't know what to say, Nicole opens the door, and sends a note to Richard]'' |
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− | :''{{Dialogue|Richard}}'': Your mother has nothing to do with this! I take full responsibility for being the bad cop this time. Read this or you sleep on the couch tonight. |
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− | ::''[Nicole closes the door]'' |
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− | :{{Dialogue|richard}}: [Whispering] Sorry guys, you know she can be a real dragon sometimes. |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Nicole}}: I HEARD THAT! |
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− | ::''[Nicole breathes fire. The fire comes through the door.]'' |
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− | ::''[Richard goes out of the room]'' |
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− | ==Whats the password?== |
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− | ::''[Gumball finds himself sitting on mid-air while Anais tries to guess the password. Gumball pulls Anais (while she's on the seat) towards the door.]'' |
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:{{Dialogue|Anais}}: But it's my turn! |
:{{Dialogue|Anais}}: But it's my turn! |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball takes her out the room and dumps her onto the floor}} |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Anais}}: Uh! HEY! C'mon, you promised! |
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− | ::[Gumball takes her out the room] |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: Try the word "Password." |
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+ | :{{Template:Dialogue|Gumball}}: Ha, c'mon. Even dad's not that dumb. |
+ | ::{{d|event|Darwin raises one eyebrow. Gumball types "password", but the password is incorrect}} |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: Try the word Password. |
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− | :{{Template:Dialogue|Gumball}}: Ha, c'mon. Even Dad's not that dumb. |
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− | ::''[Darwin raises one eyebrow. Gumball types "password", but the password is incorrect]'' |
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:{{Template:Dialogue|Gumball}}: Ha, it can't be that complicated. Let's just use our heads. |
:{{Template:Dialogue|Gumball}}: Ha, it can't be that complicated. Let's just use our heads. |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin bang their heads on the keyboard until a password clue appears}} |
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+ | :{{Template:Dialogue|Gumball}}: "Password clue: favorite child?" |
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− | ::''[Gumball and Darwin bang their heads on the keyboard, then a password clue appears]'' |
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+ | :{{Template:Dialogue|Gumball}}: {{d|event|Inhales deeply}} Ooh… ah… ouch. Sorry man. This is awkward. |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball types his name in the password box, but the password is still incorrect}} |
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− | :{{Template:Dialogue|Gumball}}: Password clue: favorite child? |
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+ | :{{Template:Dialogue|Gumball}}: What the what!? |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: {{d|event|Gasps}} Really? {{d|event|Cries}} This moment is so much bigger than me. I would like to thank my parents, and my manager. |
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− | :{{Template:Dialogue|Gumball}}: Ooh...ah...ouch. Sorry man. This is awkward. |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Darwin, while crying, types his name in the password box, but the password is incorrect}} |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Anais is banging on the door in the background}} |
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− | ::''[Gumball types his name in the password box, but the password is incorrect]'' |
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+ | :{{Template:Dialogue|Gumball}}: Well if it's not you, and it's not me, then who could the favorite child be? |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Anais (still banging on the door in the background) is heard.}} |
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− | :{{Template:Dialogue|Gumball}}: What the what? |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: [Gasps] Really? [Cries] This moment is so much bigger than me. I would like to thank my parents, and my manager. |
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− | ::''[Darwin (while crying) types his name in the password box, but the password is incorrect]'' |
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− | ::''[Anais is banging on the door in the background]'' |
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− | :{{Template:Dialogue|Gumball}}: Well if it's not you, and its not me then who could the favorite child be? |
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− | ::''[Anais (still banging on the door in the background) is heard.]'' |
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:{{d|Anais}}: Come on, guys! I've got ''real'' work to do. You just waste time on Elmore Plus! |
:{{d|Anais}}: Come on, guys! I've got ''real'' work to do. You just waste time on Elmore Plus! |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin run to the door}} |
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− | ::''[Gumball and Darwin run to the door]'' |
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:{{Template:Dialogue|Gumball}}: Anais, who would dad's favorite child be if it wasn't me or Darwin? |
:{{Template:Dialogue|Gumball}}: Anais, who would dad's favorite child be if it wasn't me or Darwin? |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin both gasp and run back to the computer.}} |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball enters "Anais" in the password box. He presses enter and the password is correct}} |
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− | ::''[Gumball enters "Anais" in the password box. He presses enter and the password is correct]'' |
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:{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: Yes! |
:{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: Yes! |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Darwin does a victory dance}} |
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− | ::''[Darwin does a victory dance]'' |
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:{{Template:Dialogue|Gumball}}: What are you doing? |
:{{Template:Dialogue|Gumball}}: What are you doing? |
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:{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: A victory dance, we cracked the password! |
:{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: A victory dance, we cracked the password! |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball turns off the computer}} |
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− | ::''[Gumball turns off the computer]'' |
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:{{Template:Dialogue|Gumball}}: It doesn't matter. Don't you get it? Anais is the favorite child. |
:{{Template:Dialogue|Gumball}}: It doesn't matter. Don't you get it? Anais is the favorite child. |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: Yeah, but— oh. |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Darwin does a sad dance}} |
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− | ::''[Darwin does a sad dance]'' |
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:{{Template:Dialogue|Gumball}}: What is that? |
:{{Template:Dialogue|Gumball}}: What is that? |
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:{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: It's a sad dance. |
:{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: It's a sad dance. |
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:{{Template:Dialogue|Gumball}}: Oh! Okay. |
:{{Template:Dialogue|Gumball}}: Oh! Okay. |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball joins in with Darwin's sad dance}} |
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+ | ==Who Is The Favorite?== |
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− | ::''[Gumball does a sad dance with Darwin]'' |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball, Darwin, Anais, and Richard are at the table eating breakfast}} |
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− | == Who is the favorite? == |
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− | ::''[Gumball, Darwin, Anais, and Richard are at the table eating breakfast]'' |
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:{{Template:Dialogue|Gumball}}: Alright! So here's the plan to get me to be the favorite! First we- |
:{{Template:Dialogue|Gumball}}: Alright! So here's the plan to get me to be the favorite! First we- |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Darwin interrupts Gumball}} |
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− | ::''[Darwin interrupts Gumball]'' |
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:{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: Wait, why do you get to be the favorite?! |
:{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: Wait, why do you get to be the favorite?! |
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+ | :{{Template:Dialogue|Gumball}}: Well, because, you're...you know? Technically...from a biological point of view- {{d|event|Coughs}} ''adopted'' {{d|event|Clears throat}} you know...? |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: No, actually, I don't. Why don't you tell me? |
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− | :{{Template:Dialogue|Gumball}}: Well because, you're...you know? Technically...from a biological point of view- {{d|event|coughs}} ''adopted'' {{d|event|clears throat}} you know...? |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: No, actually I don't. Why don't you tell me? |
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:{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: It's because you're...already my favorite! Huh? |
:{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: It's because you're...already my favorite! Huh? |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Darwin slowly forces a smile.}} |
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− | :''[Darwin slowly smiles. He tries to resist, but his smile is too strong]'' |
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:{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Ha ha! I knew it would work. |
:{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Ha ha! I knew it would work. |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: {{d|event|Through his teeth}} Darn you. |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Anyway, I'm not the enemy. {{d|e|We cut to the other side of the table. Anais is being petted by Richard.}} Look at her over there, acting all innocent. |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: [Still smiling] Darn you. |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Anais}}: {{d|event|Hums happily}} |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: |
+ | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: {{d|event|Imitates Anais while making a face}} She knows she's the favorite. |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Anais}}: [Hums happily] |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: [Imitates Anais while making a face] She knows she's the favorite. |
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:{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: Maybe we're overreacting. |
:{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: Maybe we're overreacting. |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Overreacting? Dude! They're even finishing each other's- |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Overreacting? Dude! They're even finishing each others- |
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:{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: -Sandwiches! |
:{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: -Sandwiches! |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: What? No, sentences. |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: What? No. Sentences. |
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:{{Dialogue|Richard}}: Sweetie, can I finish your- |
:{{Dialogue|Richard}}: Sweetie, can I finish your- |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Anais}}: Sandwich? Sure! {{d|event|Laughs happily}} See you later! |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Richard eats her sandwich}} |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Anais}}: Sandwich? Sure [Laughs happily] See you later! |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Sandwiches as well? Oh, man, this is total- |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball pauses to let Darwin finish his sentence. Darwin does not grasp this, and there a long pause. Gumball sighs.}} |
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− | ::''[Richard eats her sandwich]'' |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Sandwiches as well? Oh man, this is total- |
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− | ::''[Gumball pauses to let Darwin finish his sentence. Darwin does not grasp this, and there a long pause. Gumball sighs.]'' |
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:{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: Sentences! |
:{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: Sentences! |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: {{D|event|Groans}} This is so unfair. Why is she the favorite, anyway? |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Aw. This is so unfair. Why is she the favorite anyway? |
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:{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: Well, maybe because she's nice to him. |
:{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: Well, maybe because she's nice to him. |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Well, let's be even nicer! |
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+ | ==Being Nice== |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Well, lets be even nicer! |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Both Gumball and Darwin smile freakishly at Richard, who is reading a newspaper. He notices their smiles. He smiles back. They continue freakishly smiling at him. Richard is disturbed and covers his face with the newspaper.}} |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: Uh... I'm gonna make another sandwich! {{d|event|He runs off to the kitchen. Gumball and Darwin follow after him literally in a flash}} |
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− | == Being Nice == |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Please dad, sit down. We'll do it-wait! Even better, we'll carry you there! {{d|event|Lifts Richard with Darwin}} |
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− | ::''[Both Gumball and Darwin smile (freakishly) at Richard (who is reading a newspaper). He notices their smiles. He smiles back. They continue (freakishly) smiling at him. Richard gets scared and covers his face with the newspaper. He is still disturbed by their smiles despite this.]'' |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: No wait, a- {{d|e|Gets bumped into a wall}} P-please put me down! |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin carry Richard back to the table}} |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: Uh-I'm gonna make another sandwich! [Runs off to kitchen. Gumball and Darwin follow after him (literally in a flash).] |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: {{d|event|To Darwin}} Quick! Put him in his chair. |
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+ | ::{{d|event|They dump him on the floor, missing his chair. Richard's large tooth gets stuck in the table.}} |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Please dad, sit down. We'll do it-wait! Even better, we'll carry you there! [Lifts Richard with Darwin] |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: Oh. Sorry, Mr. Dad. |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Richard tries to pull his tooth out. Gumball comes back from the kitchen, carrying a very large and tall sandwich}} |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: No wait a-[Gets bumped into a wall] P-please put me down! |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: And sorry for keeping you waiting. {{d|event|Sets down plate with the large sandwich}} Here you go. An all-you-can-eat sandwich! |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: {{d|event|Still with tooth stuck in the table}} How do you know I deserve it? |
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− | ::''[Gumball and Darwin carry Richard back to the table]'' |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Well, of course you deserve it. {{d|event|Takes sandwich}} Here- |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Darwin pulls Richard's ears, getting his tooth out of the table.}} |
+ | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: -let us help you! {{d|event|Gumball drops the whole sandwich into Richard's mouth. Richard starts choking}} |
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− | ::''[They dump him on his chair. But then he somehow misses, and his large tooth gets stuck on the table]'' |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: Oh. Sorry Mr. Dad. |
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− | ::''[Richard tries to pull his tooth out. Gumball comes back from the kitchen, carrying a very large and tall sandwich]'' |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: And sorry for keeping you waiting. [Sets down plate with the large sandwich] Here you go. An all-you-can-eat sandwich! |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: [Still with tooth stuck in the table] How do you know I deserve it? |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Well, of course you deserve it. [Takes sandwich] Here- |
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− | ::''[Darwin pulls Richard's ears, and Richard gets his tooth out of the table]'' |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: -let us help you! [Gumball drops the whole sandwich into Richard's mouth. Richard starts choking] |
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:{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: I think he's trying to say something. |
:{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: I think he's trying to say something. |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Richard continues choking on the sandwich}} |
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− | ::''[Richard continues choking on the sandwich]'' |
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:{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Oh, sorry. It's a bit dry. Here, have some mayo! |
:{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Oh, sorry. It's a bit dry. Here, have some mayo! |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball squirts lots of mayonnaise into Richard's mouth. The mayo starts spilling from his nose, mouth and eyes}} |
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− | ::''[Gumball squirts lots of mayonnaise into Richard's mouth. The mayo starts spilling from his nose, mouth and eyes]'' |
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:{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: Dude, he's choking. |
:{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: Dude, he's choking. |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin run around, panicking. They calm down and decide what to do.}} |
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− | ::''[Gumball and Darwin run around, panicking. Then they go back to Richard]'' |
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:{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: Do the Heimlich maneuver! |
:{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: Do the Heimlich maneuver! |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball attempts to wrap his arms around Richard}} |
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− | ::''[Gumball attempts to wraps his arms around Richard]'' |
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:{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: I-I cant! He's too fat- |
:{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: I-I cant! He's too fat- |
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:{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: Ah! That's not a very nice word. |
:{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: Ah! That's not a very nice word. |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: H-he's got too much personality! {{d|event|Gumball unwraps his arms from Richard, who then falls on his back}} |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: He's got too much personality! [Gumball unwraps his arms from Richard, who then falls on his back]''<nowiki/>'' |
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:{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: Come on! |
:{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: Come on! |
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+ | ::{{d|event|The two go on top of the table}} |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: Three, two, one! |
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+ | ::{{d|event|They both jump at the same time on Richard's belly. Richard continuously spews all the contents of the large sandwich he was fed in a fountain. Gumball and Darwin (still on his belly) watch the seemingly unending fountain.}} |
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+ | ==A Nice Hot Bath== |
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− | ::''[The two go on top of the table]'' |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Dad, we're sorry about the sandwich thing, so we ran you a bath. |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: 3, 2, 1! |
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− | ::''[They both jump at the same time on Richard's belly. Richard continuously spews all the contents of the large sandwich he was fed in a fountain. Gumball and Darwin (still on his belly) watch the unending fountain.]'' |
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− | == A Nice Hot Bath == |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Dad, we're sorry about the sandwich thing so we made you a bath. |
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:{{Dialogue|Richard}}: But I don't need a bath! |
:{{Dialogue|Richard}}: But I don't need a bath! |
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:{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Don't be silly. Just try it! |
:{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Don't be silly. Just try it! |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: I don't know. All these candles and the water on the floor doesn't seem-AH! |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Richard slips on a bar of soap, and tumbles into the shower curtain. A candle falling on the curtain sets him on fire. Richard panics, and jumps into the bathtub.}} |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: Aaaahhh. {{d|event|The hot water starts turning Richard's body red}} Hot. Hot! HOOOOOOOOOOOT!! |
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+ | ==Saving Richard From A Dog== |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: I don't know but the candles on the water in the floor doesn't seem- |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Richard, now completely red, sneaks down the stairs, then hides behind the couch and looks around. He runs outside and enters his car.}} |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: Ah, finally. Some peace and quiet. |
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− | ''[Richard walk on a soap then slipped, then he trips the shower curtain and a candle fall on the curtain made the curtain on fire. Richard scared then jumps into the bathtub]'' |
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+ | ::{{d|event|A dog appears behind him in the backseat, and starts attacking him}} |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: So, remind me again how this is supposed to work? |
+ | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: It's easy. You put him in a perilous situation, and then save him. Then we become his favorites. |
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− | == Save Richard From A Dog == |
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− | [Richard ran down the stairs then hide behind the chair and look around then ran outside and enter his car] |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: Ah finally. Some peace and quiet. |
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− | ''[A dog appears behind him and start attacking Richard]'' |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: So remind me how is this suppose to work. |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: It's easy. You put him in a perilous situation and then save him. Then we become his favorites. |
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:{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: Oh, that makes sense. |
:{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: Oh, that makes sense. |
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:{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Pass me the diversion device. |
:{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Pass me the diversion device. |
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+ | ::{{d|Event|Darwin gives Gumball a piece of steak}} |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}} Don't worry, Dad! We'll save you! {{d|Event|Whistles and throws the steak across the street}} |
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− | :{{d|Event|Darwin gives Gumball a piece of meat}} |
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+ | ::{{d|Event|Richard chases the steak like a dog and gets hit by a car offscreen.}} |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}} |
+ | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: {{d|Event|Sighs}} This isn't working, we need to take a different approach. |
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− | ::{{d|Event|Richard chases the meat and gets hit by a car}} |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: {{d|Event|sighs}} This isn't working, we need to take a different approach. |
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− | ==Anais |
+ | ==Anais Saying Bad Things About Richard== |
+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin show Richard show an edited video made of various clips of Anais talking}} |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Anais}} {{d|[On TV]}}: My dad is a -- dork! -- He looks like -- a leg of -- ham -- in a pink -- leotard -- and smells like -- the underside of a - watch strap! {{d|event|Static}} |
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− | :[TV shows a edited video of Anais talking] |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Richard is clearly dismayed at this}} |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Ah, I know. Not such a cute little bunny after all. |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Anais}}: My dad is a -- dork! -- He looks like -- a leg of -- ham -- in a pink -- leotard -- and smells like -- the underside of a - ?? |
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− | :[Richard sad because he thinks its real] |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Ah. I know. Not such a cute little bunny after all. |
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:{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: It's okay, Mr. Dad. We're here for you. |
:{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: It's okay, Mr. Dad. We're here for you. |
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+ | ::{{d|event|The TV shows a recording of Darwin explaining the plan}} |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: Ah ha ha! This is a great idea! Then we can make it look like she's saying bad things about Mr. Dad, when she didn't! Oh wait, is this thing still on? {{d|event|Tape cuts}} |
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− | :[The TV shows a recording of Darwin explaining the plan] |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: '''THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD WITH YOU TWO! You've choked me! You've burned me! The steak you fed me was undercooked! I think I need to tell you off, but I've never been the bad cop before! What would your mother do!?''' |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: Ha ha ha! This is a great idea! Then we can make it look like she's saying bad things about Mr. Dad, when she didn't! Oh wait, is this thing still on? {{d|event|tape cuts}} |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD WITH YOU TWO! You've choked me! You've burned me! The steak you fed me was undercooked! I think I need to tell you off but I've never been the bad cop before! What would your mother do!? |
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:{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: She would tell us to go to our room. |
:{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: She would tell us to go to our room. |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: '''THANK YOU! THAT'S REALLY HELPFUL! NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM!''' |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: LOOK! We've been nice to you all day, okay? {{d|event|Gumball and Darwin go upstairs}} We've tried everything, but nothing works! Well you know what, dad? You're only our second favorite parent anyway! |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: THANK YOU! THAT'S REALLY HELPFUL! NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM! |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Richard is hurt by this comment}} |
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+ | ::{{d|event|The scene cuts to the Wattersons eating dinner. Richard, Gumball, and Darwin are still in bad moods.}} |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: LOOK! We've been nice to you all day, okay? [Gumball and Darwin go upstairs] We've tried everything but nothing works! Well you know what dad? You're only our second favorite parent, anyway! |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Nicole}}: So... You guys have a good day? {{d|event|Beat}} Richard, did you have a good day? |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: '''DOES IT MATTER? WHATEVER I DO, I'LL ALWAYS BE THE BAD COP, AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THE FAVORITE!''' |
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− | :[Richard is hurt] |
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− | :[The scene cut to Gumball, Darwin, Richard, Nicole, and Anais eating but Richard, Gumball, and Darwin are still in bad moods] |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Nicole}}: So, you guys have a good day? [Gumball and Darwin ignore her] Richard, are you having a good day? |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: DOES IT MATTER? WHATEVER I DO, I'LL ALWAYS BE THE BAD COP, AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THE FAVORITE! |
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:{{Dialogue|Nicole}}: Favorite? What are you talking about? |
:{{Dialogue|Nicole}}: Favorite? What are you talking about? |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: It's easy for you. But ''somebody'' has to keep these kids in line, and if that means I lose the popularity contest- |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: It's easy for you, but ''somebody'' has to keep these kids in line, and if that means I lose the popularity contest- |
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:{{Dialogue|Nicole}}: Richard, parenting is not a competition! |
:{{Dialogue|Nicole}}: Richard, parenting is not a competition! |
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:{{Dialogue|Richard}}: What? Afraid you'll lose? |
:{{Dialogue|Richard}}: What? Afraid you'll lose? |
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:{{Dialogue|Nicole}}: I really doubt that but it's not about- |
:{{Dialogue|Nicole}}: I really doubt that but it's not about- |
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:{{Dialogue|Richard}}: OH YEAH? You two, in the car, NOW! |
:{{Dialogue|Richard}}: OH YEAH? You two, in the car, NOW! |
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:{{Dialogue|Gumball}} and {{Dialogue|Darwin}}: What? Why? |
:{{Dialogue|Gumball}} and {{Dialogue|Darwin}}: What? Why? |
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:{{Dialogue|Richard}}: Because there's only one way to guarantee your children's affection. YOU BUY IT! Boys, I'm getting you a new computer! |
:{{Dialogue|Richard}}: Because there's only one way to guarantee your children's affection. YOU BUY IT! Boys, I'm getting you a new computer! |
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:{{Dialogue|Nicole}}: Oh no you're not! |
:{{Dialogue|Nicole}}: Oh no you're not! |
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:{{Dialogue|Richard}}: Why not? |
:{{Dialogue|Richard}}: Why not? |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Nicole}}: 'CAUSE I'M GONNA DO IT FIRST! |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Nicole speeds outside with Gumball and Darwin. Richard chases her but returns to grab all the food on the table.}} |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Nicole}}: BECAUSE I'M GONNA DO IT FIRST |
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− | ::{{d|event|Nicole speeds outside the house with Gumball and Darwin. Richard chases her but returns to grab all the food on the table.}} |
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==Richard vs Nicole== |
==Richard vs Nicole== |
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− | ::{{d|event|Nicole straps in Gumball and Darwin, but Richard grabs them and throws them in his car, without removing |
+ | ::{{d|event|Nicole straps in Gumball and Darwin, but Richard grabs them and throws them in his car, all without removing them from the other car's seatbelts.}} |
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:{{Dialogue|Richard}}: Everybody strapped in? Good! Let's go! |
:{{Dialogue|Richard}}: Everybody strapped in? Good! Let's go! |
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:{{d|Event|Richard starts to drive}} |
:{{d|Event|Richard starts to drive}} |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Nicole}}: Okay! Everybody ready? {{d|event|Looks behind her to see the overstretched seatbelts, and growls in anger}} |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Nicole tries to turn the car around, but Gumball and Darwin are pulled back into the car by the seatbelts, destroying one of the doors. Richard returns, grabs the kids again, and drives off. Nicole soon follows.}} |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Nicole}}: Okay! Everybody ready? {{d|event|Looks behind her to see long stretched seatbelts, and growls in anger}} |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Nicole}}: {{d|event|Rams Richard's car}} Kids! Kids! Just jump across! |
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− | ::{{d|event|Nicole tries to turn the car around, but Gumball and Darwin are pulled back into the car by the seatbelts, and destroy the door. Richard returns, grabs the kids again, and drives off. Nicole soon follows.}} |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: No, because that would be insane. |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Nicole}} |
+ | :{{Dialogue|Nicole}} Yes, fair point. {{d|event|Speeds up a little}} Richard, stop the car! This is stupid! |
+ | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: If it's stupid, why don't you stop first? |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Nicole}}: Alright, I will! {{d|event|Slows down a little to talk to the kids}} You kids have your seatbelts on? |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: No! Because that would be insane. |
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+ | ::{{d|event|They whimper in response, and she speeds off. She turns the car around, and smashes into Richard. Shee gets out and hops onto Richard's car like a ninja}} |
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− | :{{Dialogue|Nicole}} |
+ | :{{Dialogue|Nicole}}: Kids, close your eyes! |
+ | ::{{d|event|They do what she says, and she grabs them through the windows. She goes retunr to her car, kids in tow, and drives off. Richard outmaneuvers her, and blocks her way with his car. While this is happening, Gumball and Darwin bump into each other as Nicole swerves the car left and right, looking for an opening.}} |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: Ahh! Stop! This is going too far! |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Yeah, but look on the bright side: on the astronomically slim chance we survive this, we get a new computer! |
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+ | ::{{d|event|The two cars drive near a truck with a ramp on the road. Richard continues blocking Nicole.}} |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: Just give me the kids, Nicole. There's nowhere else to go! |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Nicole}}: Oh really? Hold on, kids! We're taking a detour! |
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+ | ::{{d|event|She drives over the truck's ramp, and Richard gapes as her car flies through the air. Nicole's car lands in the opposite lane, and she finds Richard is nowhere to be seen.}} |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Nicole}}: Woohoo! Huh, that was a little tense. Why don't we calm down with a game? I spy with my little eye- |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}} and {{Dialogue|Darwin}}: '''TRUCK!''' |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Nicole}}: No, it begins with an "M." |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}} and {{Dialogue|Darwin}}: Oh. '''MASSIVE TRUCK!''' |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Nicole}}: No, it's magpie- |
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+ | ::{{d|event|She screams as she barely avoids a large truck. She breaks through the guardrail onto the other lane, and slams into Richard's car. They both pull into a gas station, and calmly refuel. }} |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Nicole}}: Oh. Uh, Richard, do you have the card? |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: Sure. {{d|event|Gives her the card}} |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Nicole}}: Thanks. {{d|event|Uses card, then throws it away}} |
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+ | ::{{d|event|She gets in her car, and drives away laughing. Richard hurriedly gets back in his car, throwing money at the pump, and drives off without taking off the hose. Back the road, the gas station can be seen exploding in the distance.}} |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: I'm not giving up, Nicole! |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Nicole}}: {{d|event|Shows a wrench}} |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: {{d|event|Gasps}} So? |
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+ | ::{{d|event|The front tires of his car come off. Nicole arrives at the stores, and parks. She rushes into a video store, dragging her kids.}} |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: No, mom, wait! Stop, this is crazy! |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Nicole locks down the store}} |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Uh, the best one's in the middle. |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Nicole takes a computer, and rushes to the counter}} |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: No, mom! |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Larry}}: Hey! What's going on!? |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Nicole}}: No time to explain! Just let me pay for this! |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Richard crashes his car into the store, and wrestles with Nicole for the computer.}} |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Nicole}}: Forget it, I was here first! |
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+ | ::{{d|event|They fight for it until Darwin stops them}} |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: '''STOP!''' Look at yourselves. We don't care about the computer, we just want our parents to get along. |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: {{d|event|Whispers}} Or both. |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Nicole}}: Oh gosh, you're right! I'm so sorry, Richard. |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: {{d|event|Holds Nicole's hands}} No, I'm sorry. You were right. Parenting isn't a competition. |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Nicole}}: We can take it in turns to be the favorite, and the bad cop. Thanks Larry, but we don't a new computer. |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: {{d|event|Quietly offscreen}} Goshdarnit! |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: Yeah, we've got each other. |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Larry}}: Awww. I'm so glad you guys aren't fighting anymore, 'cause SOMEBODY HAS TO PAY FOR ALL THIS! |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Nicole}}: Oh of course. Allow me. Oops! {{d|event|Approaches the counter and "accidentally" drops something}} |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Larry bends over behind the counter to pick up what Nicole had dropped}} |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Larry}}: Wait a minute. This is a cracker. |
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+ | ::{{d|event|The Wattersons are gone}} |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Larry}}: Ohhh, you gotta be kidding me-! {{d|event|Eats cracker}} |
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+ | == The One Behind It == |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Back at home, Nicole and Richard are with Gumball and Darwin}} |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Nicole}}: Well, I guess the important thing is you know there's no favorite in this family. Never was, never will be. |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Darwin}}: So, are you gonna change the password on the computer now, Mr. Dad? |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: What do you mean? |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Oh, you know. "Anais," favorite child? It's the password. |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Richard}}: No it isn't. {{d|event|Whispers to Nicole}} The password is "Password". Crafty, huh? |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Gumball}}: But who else could have changed the- {{d|event|Gasps}} Clever girl... |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin run to their room, and find Anais using the computer. They gasp}} |
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+ | :{{Dialogue|Anais}}: Nyeh, it's all yours, guys. I've been on it all day. {{d|event|Walks between them}} Oh, good luck logging in. I changed the password. |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin stare at her, turning red with rage and growling as she walks by casually and coolly. Rock music plays, and Gumball and Darwin explode as she walks towards the camera unflinchingly. Episode ends}} |
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Revision as of 10:53, 22 September 2019
Race For The Computer!
- [The episode begins with Gumball, Darwin and Anais sleeping. Soon, the alarm clock rings, making them bolt upright.]
- Anais: IT'S MY TURN!
- Gumball: NO! THE COMPUTER IS MINE!
- Darwin: NO! IT'S MY TURN!
- [They fight for the computer, but Gumball manages to claim the chair. However, just before he lands in the chair, Darwin quickly throws a pencil holder containing sharpened pencils onto the chair. Gumball sheds a single tear as he lands on the pencils]
- Gumball: Good move, but I can take it.
- [Gumball turns on the computer, but there is a prompt for password]
- Gumball, Darwin and Anais: Password?
- Darwin: But who?
- [Richard pushes away the open door behind the kids, revealing himself. He closes it.]
- Richard: [Menacingly] I did it.
- Gumball: Have you just spent the whole night hiding behind that door for dramatic effect?
- Richard: [Menacingly] No.
- Darwin: Then why does it looks like your bladder is about to explode?
- [Richard is evidently desperate to go to the bathroom, with his legs crossed and everything]
- Richard: [With little emotion] You kids spend too much time on that thing! You should be playing outside.
- Gumball: Why do I have a feeling that you sound like Mom right now?
- Richard: Uh...
- [Nicole's arm comes through the door, and gives Richard a note to read]
- Richard: "Your mother has nothing to do with this! I take full responsibility for being the bad cop this time. Read this, or you sleep on the couch tonight."
- [Nicole closes the door]
- Richard: [Whispers] Sorry, guys, you know she can be a real dragon sometimes.
- Nicole: I HEARD THAT!
- [Fire, presumably from Nicole, seeps through the door. Richard exits the room.]
What's the password?
- [Gumball finds himself sitting on air while Anais tries to guess the password. Gumball pulls Anais (still on the computer seat) towards the door.]
- Anais: But it's my turn!
- [Gumball takes her out the room and dumps her onto the floor]
- Anais: Uh! HEY! C'mon, you promised!
- Darwin: Try the word "Password."
- Gumball: Ha, c'mon. Even dad's not that dumb.
- [Darwin raises one eyebrow. Gumball types "password", but the password is incorrect]
- Gumball: Ha, it can't be that complicated. Let's just use our heads.
- [Gumball and Darwin bang their heads on the keyboard until a password clue appears]
- Gumball: "Password clue: favorite child?"
- Gumball: [Inhales deeply] Ooh… ah… ouch. Sorry man. This is awkward.
- [Gumball types his name in the password box, but the password is still incorrect]
- Gumball: What the what!?
- Darwin: [Gasps] Really? [Cries] This moment is so much bigger than me. I would like to thank my parents, and my manager.
- [Darwin, while crying, types his name in the password box, but the password is incorrect]
- [Anais is banging on the door in the background]
- Gumball: Well if it's not you, and it's not me, then who could the favorite child be?
- [Anais (still banging on the door in the background) is heard.]
- Anais: Come on, guys! I've got real work to do. You just waste time on Elmore Plus!
- [Gumball and Darwin run to the door]
- Gumball: Anais, who would dad's favorite child be if it wasn't me or Darwin?
- [Gumball and Darwin both gasp and run back to the computer.]
- [Gumball enters "Anais" in the password box. He presses enter and the password is correct]
- Darwin: Yes!
- [Darwin does a victory dance]
- Gumball: What are you doing?
- Darwin: A victory dance, we cracked the password!
- [Gumball turns off the computer]
- Gumball: It doesn't matter. Don't you get it? Anais is the favorite child.
- Darwin: Yeah, but— oh.
- [Darwin does a sad dance]
- Gumball: What is that?
- Darwin: It's a sad dance.
- Gumball: Oh! Okay.
- [Gumball joins in with Darwin's sad dance]
Who Is The Favorite?
- [Gumball, Darwin, Anais, and Richard are at the table eating breakfast]
- Gumball: Alright! So here's the plan to get me to be the favorite! First we-
- [Darwin interrupts Gumball]
- Darwin: Wait, why do you get to be the favorite?!
- Gumball: Well, because, you're...you know? Technically...from a biological point of view- [Coughs] adopted [Clears throat] you know...?
- Darwin: No, actually, I don't. Why don't you tell me?
- Gumball: It's because you're...already my favorite! Huh?
- [Darwin slowly forces a smile.]
- Gumball: Ha ha! I knew it would work.
- Darwin: [Through his teeth] Darn you.
- Gumball: Anyway, I'm not the enemy. [We cut to the other side of the table. Anais is being petted by Richard.] Look at her over there, acting all innocent.
- Anais: [Hums happily]
- Gumball: [Imitates Anais while making a face] She knows she's the favorite.
- Darwin: Maybe we're overreacting.
- Gumball: Overreacting? Dude! They're even finishing each other's-
- Darwin: -Sandwiches!
- Gumball: What? No, sentences.
- Richard: Sweetie, can I finish your-
- Anais: Sandwich? Sure! [Laughs happily] See you later!
- [Richard eats her sandwich]
- Gumball: Sandwiches as well? Oh, man, this is total-
- [Gumball pauses to let Darwin finish his sentence. Darwin does not grasp this, and there a long pause. Gumball sighs.]
- Darwin: Sentences!
- Gumball: [Groans] This is so unfair. Why is she the favorite, anyway?
- Darwin: Well, maybe because she's nice to him.
- Gumball: Well, let's be even nicer!
Being Nice
- [Both Gumball and Darwin smile freakishly at Richard, who is reading a newspaper. He notices their smiles. He smiles back. They continue freakishly smiling at him. Richard is disturbed and covers his face with the newspaper.]
- Richard: Uh... I'm gonna make another sandwich! [He runs off to the kitchen. Gumball and Darwin follow after him literally in a flash]
- Gumball: Please dad, sit down. We'll do it-wait! Even better, we'll carry you there! [Lifts Richard with Darwin]
- Richard: No wait, a- [Gets bumped into a wall] P-please put me down!
- [Gumball and Darwin carry Richard back to the table]
- Gumball: [To Darwin] Quick! Put him in his chair.
- [They dump him on the floor, missing his chair. Richard's large tooth gets stuck in the table.]
- Darwin: Oh. Sorry, Mr. Dad.
- [Richard tries to pull his tooth out. Gumball comes back from the kitchen, carrying a very large and tall sandwich]
- Gumball: And sorry for keeping you waiting. [Sets down plate with the large sandwich] Here you go. An all-you-can-eat sandwich!
- Richard: [Still with tooth stuck in the table] How do you know I deserve it?
- Gumball: Well, of course you deserve it. [Takes sandwich] Here-
- [Darwin pulls Richard's ears, getting his tooth out of the table.]
- Gumball: -let us help you! [Gumball drops the whole sandwich into Richard's mouth. Richard starts choking]
- Gumball: I think he's trying to say something.
- [Richard continues choking on the sandwich]
- Gumball: Oh, sorry. It's a bit dry. Here, have some mayo!
- [Gumball squirts lots of mayonnaise into Richard's mouth. The mayo starts spilling from his nose, mouth and eyes]
- Darwin: Dude, he's choking.
- [Gumball and Darwin run around, panicking. They calm down and decide what to do.]
- Darwin: Do the Heimlich maneuver!
- [Gumball attempts to wrap his arms around Richard]
- Gumball: I-I cant! He's too fat-
- Darwin: Ah! That's not a very nice word.
- Gumball: H-he's got too much personality! [Gumball unwraps his arms from Richard, who then falls on his back]
- Darwin: Come on!
- [The two go on top of the table]
- Darwin: Three, two, one!
- [They both jump at the same time on Richard's belly. Richard continuously spews all the contents of the large sandwich he was fed in a fountain. Gumball and Darwin (still on his belly) watch the seemingly unending fountain.]
A Nice Hot Bath
- Gumball: Dad, we're sorry about the sandwich thing, so we ran you a bath.
- Richard: But I don't need a bath!
- Gumball: Don't be silly. Just try it!
- Richard: I don't know. All these candles and the water on the floor doesn't seem-AH!
- [Richard slips on a bar of soap, and tumbles into the shower curtain. A candle falling on the curtain sets him on fire. Richard panics, and jumps into the bathtub.]
- Richard: Aaaahhh. [The hot water starts turning Richard's body red] Hot. Hot! HOOOOOOOOOOOT!!
Saving Richard From A Dog
- [Richard, now completely red, sneaks down the stairs, then hides behind the couch and looks around. He runs outside and enters his car.]
- Richard: Ah, finally. Some peace and quiet.
- [A dog appears behind him in the backseat, and starts attacking him]
- Darwin: So, remind me again how this is supposed to work?
- Gumball: It's easy. You put him in a perilous situation, and then save him. Then we become his favorites.
- Darwin: Oh, that makes sense.
- Gumball: Pass me the diversion device.
- [Darwin gives Gumball a piece of steak]
- Gumball Don't worry, Dad! We'll save you! [Whistles and throws the steak across the street]
- [Richard chases the steak like a dog and gets hit by a car offscreen.]
- Gumball: [Sighs] This isn't working, we need to take a different approach.
Anais Saying Bad Things About Richard
- [Gumball and Darwin show Richard show an edited video made of various clips of Anais talking]
- Anais [On TV]: My dad is a -- dork! -- He looks like -- a leg of -- ham -- in a pink -- leotard -- and smells like -- the underside of a - watch strap! [Static]
- [Richard is clearly dismayed at this]
- Gumball: Ah, I know. Not such a cute little bunny after all.
- Darwin: It's okay, Mr. Dad. We're here for you.
- [The TV shows a recording of Darwin explaining the plan]
- Darwin: Ah ha ha! This is a great idea! Then we can make it look like she's saying bad things about Mr. Dad, when she didn't! Oh wait, is this thing still on? [Tape cuts]
- Richard: THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD WITH YOU TWO! You've choked me! You've burned me! The steak you fed me was undercooked! I think I need to tell you off, but I've never been the bad cop before! What would your mother do!?
- Darwin: She would tell us to go to our room.
- Richard: THANK YOU! THAT'S REALLY HELPFUL! NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM!
- Gumball: LOOK! We've been nice to you all day, okay? [Gumball and Darwin go upstairs] We've tried everything, but nothing works! Well you know what, dad? You're only our second favorite parent anyway!
- [Richard is hurt by this comment]
- [The scene cuts to the Wattersons eating dinner. Richard, Gumball, and Darwin are still in bad moods.]
- Nicole: So... You guys have a good day? [Beat] Richard, did you have a good day?
- Richard: DOES IT MATTER? WHATEVER I DO, I'LL ALWAYS BE THE BAD COP, AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THE FAVORITE!
- Nicole: Favorite? What are you talking about?
- Richard: It's easy for you. But somebody has to keep these kids in line, and if that means I lose the popularity contest-
- Nicole: Richard, parenting is not a competition!
- Richard: What? Afraid you'll lose?
- Nicole: I really doubt that but it's not about-
- Richard: OH YEAH? You two, in the car, NOW!
- Gumball and Darwin: What? Why?
- Richard: Because there's only one way to guarantee your children's affection. YOU BUY IT! Boys, I'm getting you a new computer!
- Nicole: Oh no you're not!
- Richard: Why not?
- Nicole: 'CAUSE I'M GONNA DO IT FIRST!
- [Nicole speeds outside with Gumball and Darwin. Richard chases her but returns to grab all the food on the table.]
Richard vs Nicole
- [Nicole straps in Gumball and Darwin, but Richard grabs them and throws them in his car, all without removing them from the other car's seatbelts.]
- Richard: Everybody strapped in? Good! Let's go!
- [Richard starts to drive]
- Nicole: Okay! Everybody ready? [Looks behind her to see the overstretched seatbelts, and growls in anger]
- [Nicole tries to turn the car around, but Gumball and Darwin are pulled back into the car by the seatbelts, destroying one of the doors. Richard returns, grabs the kids again, and drives off. Nicole soon follows.]
- Nicole: [Rams Richard's car] Kids! Kids! Just jump across!
- Gumball: No, because that would be insane.
- Nicole Yes, fair point. [Speeds up a little] Richard, stop the car! This is stupid!
- Richard: If it's stupid, why don't you stop first?
- Nicole: Alright, I will! [Slows down a little to talk to the kids] You kids have your seatbelts on?
- [They whimper in response, and she speeds off. She turns the car around, and smashes into Richard. Shee gets out and hops onto Richard's car like a ninja]
- Nicole: Kids, close your eyes!
- [They do what she says, and she grabs them through the windows. She goes retunr to her car, kids in tow, and drives off. Richard outmaneuvers her, and blocks her way with his car. While this is happening, Gumball and Darwin bump into each other as Nicole swerves the car left and right, looking for an opening.]
- Darwin: Ahh! Stop! This is going too far!
- Gumball: Yeah, but look on the bright side: on the astronomically slim chance we survive this, we get a new computer!
- [The two cars drive near a truck with a ramp on the road. Richard continues blocking Nicole.]
- Richard: Just give me the kids, Nicole. There's nowhere else to go!
- Nicole: Oh really? Hold on, kids! We're taking a detour!
- [She drives over the truck's ramp, and Richard gapes as her car flies through the air. Nicole's car lands in the opposite lane, and she finds Richard is nowhere to be seen.]
- Nicole: Woohoo! Huh, that was a little tense. Why don't we calm down with a game? I spy with my little eye-
- Gumball and Darwin: TRUCK!
- Nicole: No, it begins with an "M."
- Gumball and Darwin: Oh. MASSIVE TRUCK!
- Nicole: No, it's magpie-
- [She screams as she barely avoids a large truck. She breaks through the guardrail onto the other lane, and slams into Richard's car. They both pull into a gas station, and calmly refuel. ]
- Nicole: Oh. Uh, Richard, do you have the card?
- Richard: Sure. [Gives her the card]
- Nicole: Thanks. [Uses card, then throws it away]
- [She gets in her car, and drives away laughing. Richard hurriedly gets back in his car, throwing money at the pump, and drives off without taking off the hose. Back the road, the gas station can be seen exploding in the distance.]
- Richard: I'm not giving up, Nicole!
- Nicole: [Shows a wrench]
- Richard: [Gasps] So?
- [The front tires of his car come off. Nicole arrives at the stores, and parks. She rushes into a video store, dragging her kids.]
- Gumball: No, mom, wait! Stop, this is crazy!
- [Nicole locks down the store]
- Gumball: Uh, the best one's in the middle.
- [Nicole takes a computer, and rushes to the counter]
- Gumball: No, mom!
- Larry: Hey! What's going on!?
- Nicole: No time to explain! Just let me pay for this!
- [Richard crashes his car into the store, and wrestles with Nicole for the computer.]
- Nicole: Forget it, I was here first!
- [They fight for it until Darwin stops them]
- Darwin: STOP! Look at yourselves. We don't care about the computer, we just want our parents to get along.
- Gumball: [Whispers] Or both.
- Nicole: Oh gosh, you're right! I'm so sorry, Richard.
- Richard: [Holds Nicole's hands] No, I'm sorry. You were right. Parenting isn't a competition.
- Nicole: We can take it in turns to be the favorite, and the bad cop. Thanks Larry, but we don't a new computer.
- Gumball: [Quietly offscreen] Goshdarnit!
- Richard: Yeah, we've got each other.
- Larry: Awww. I'm so glad you guys aren't fighting anymore, 'cause SOMEBODY HAS TO PAY FOR ALL THIS!
- Nicole: Oh of course. Allow me. Oops! [Approaches the counter and "accidentally" drops something]
- [Larry bends over behind the counter to pick up what Nicole had dropped]
- Larry: Wait a minute. This is a cracker.
- [The Wattersons are gone]
- Larry: Ohhh, you gotta be kidding me-! [Eats cracker]
The One Behind It
- [Back at home, Nicole and Richard are with Gumball and Darwin]
- Nicole: Well, I guess the important thing is you know there's no favorite in this family. Never was, never will be.
- Darwin: So, are you gonna change the password on the computer now, Mr. Dad?
- Richard: What do you mean?
- Gumball: Oh, you know. "Anais," favorite child? It's the password.
- Richard: No it isn't. [Whispers to Nicole] The password is "Password". Crafty, huh?
- Gumball: But who else could have changed the- [Gasps] Clever girl...
- [Gumball and Darwin run to their room, and find Anais using the computer. They gasp]
- Anais: Nyeh, it's all yours, guys. I've been on it all day. [Walks between them] Oh, good luck logging in. I changed the password.
- [Gumball and Darwin stare at her, turning red with rage and growling as she walks by casually and coolly. Rock music plays, and Gumball and Darwin explode as she walks towards the camera unflinchingly. Episode ends]
v • e Transcript |
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Episode 1 The DVD |
Episode 2 The Responsible |
Episode 3 The Third |
Episode 4 The Debt |
Episode 5 The End |
Episode 6 The Dress |
Episode 7 The Quest |
Episode 8 The Spoon |
Episode 9 The Pressure |
Episode 10 The Painting |
Episode 11 The Laziest |
Episode 12 The Ghost |
Episode 13 The Mystery |
Episode 14 The Prank |
Episode 15 The Gi |
Episode 16 The Kiss |
Episode 17 The Party |
Episode 18 The Refund |
Episode 19 The Robot |
Episode 20 The Picnic |
Episode 21 The Goons |
Episode 22 The Secret |
Episode 23 The Sock |
Episode 24 The Genius |
Episode 25 The Poltergeist |
Episode 26 The Mustache |
Episode 27 The Date |
Episode 28 The Club |
Episode 29 The Wand |
Episode 30 The Ape |
Episode 31 The Car |
Episode 32 The Curse |
Episode 33 The Microwave |
Episode 34 The Meddler |
Episode 35 The Helmet |
Episode 36 The Fight |
Episode 1 The Remote |
Episode 2 The Colossus |
Episode 3 The Knights |
Episode 4 The Fridge |
Episode 5 The Flower |
Episode 6 The Banana |
Episode 7 The Phone |
Episode 8 The Job |
Episode 9 Halloween |
Episode 10 The Treasure |
Episode 11 The Apology |
Episode 12 The Words |
Episode 13 The Skull |
Episode 14 The Bet |
Episode 15 Christmas |
Episode 16 The Watch |
Episode 17 The Bumpkin |
Episode 18 The Flakers |
Episode 19 The Authority |
Episode 20 The Virus |
Episode 21 The Pony |
Episode 22 The Hero |
Episode 23 The Dream |
Episode 24 The Sidekick |
Episode 25 The Photo |
Episode 26 The Tag |
Episode 27 The Storm |
Episode 28 The Lesson |
Episode 29 The Game |
Episode 30 The Limit |
Episode 31 The Voice |
Episode 32 The Promise |
Episode 33 The Castle |
Episode 34 The Boombox |
Episode 35 The Tape |
Episode 36 The Sweaters |
Episode 37 The Internet |
Episode 38 The Plan |
Episode 39 The World |
Episode 40 The Finale |
Episode 1 The Kids |
Episode 2 The Fan |
Episode 3 The Coach |
Episode 4 The Joy |
Episode 5 The Puppy |
Episode 6 The Recipe |
Episode 7 The Name |
Episode 8 The Extras |
Episode 9 The Gripes |
Episode 10 The Vacation |
Episode 11 The Fraud |
Episode 12 The Void |
Episode 13 The Boss |
Episode 14 The Move |
Episode 15 The Law |
Episode 16 The Allergy |
Episode 17 The Mothers |
Episode 18 The Password |
Episode 19 The Procrastinators |
Episode 20 The Shell |
Episode 21 The Burden |
Episode 22 The Bros |
Episode 23 The Mirror |
Episode 24 The Man |
Episode 25 The Pizza |
Episode 26 The Lie |
Episode 27 The Butterfly |
Episode 28 The Question |
Episode 29 The Saint |
Episode 30 The Friend |
Episode 31 The Oracle |
Episode 32 The Safety |
Episode 33 The Society |
Episode 34 The Spoiler |
Episode 35 The Countdown |
Episode 36 The Nobody |
Episode 37 The Downer |
Episode 38 The Egg |
Episode 39 The Triangle |
Episode 40 The Money |
Episode 1 The Return |
Episode 2 The Nemesis |
Episode 3 The Crew |
Episode 4 The Others |
Episode 5 The Signature |
Episode 6 The Check |
Episode 7 The Pest |
Episode 8 The Sale |
Episode 9 The Gift |
Episode 10 The Parking |
Episode 11 The Routine |
Episode 12 The Upgrade |
Episode 13 The Comic |
Episode 14 The Romantic |
Episode 15 The Uploads |
Episode 16 The Apprentice |
Episode 17 The Hug |
Episode 18 The Wicked |
Episode 19 The Traitor |
Episode 20 The Origins |
Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two |
Episode 22 The Girlfriend |
Episode 23 The Advice |
Episode 24 The Signal |
Episode 25 The Parasite |
Episode 26 The Love |
Episode 27 The Awkwardness |
Episode 28 The Nest |
Episode 29 The Points |
Episode 30 The Bus |
Episode 31 The Night |
Episode 32 The Misunderstandings |
Episode 33 The Roots |
Episode 34 The Blame |
Episode 35 The Slap |
Episode 36 The Detective |
Episode 37 The Fury |
Episode 38 The Compilation |
Episode 39 The Scam |
Episode 40 The Disaster |
Episode 1 The Rerun |
Episode 2 The Stories |
Episode 3 The Guy |
Episode 4 The Boredom |
Episode 5 The Vision |
Episode 6 The Choices |
Episode 7 The Code |
Episode 8 The Test |
Episode 9 The Slide |
Episode 10 The Loophole |
Episode 11 The Fuss |
Episode 12 The Copycats |
Episode 13 The Potato |
Episode 14 The Outside |
Episode 15 The Vase |
Episode 16 The Matchmaker |
Episode 17 The Box |
Episode 18 The Console |
Episode 19 The Ollie |
Episode 20 The Catfish |
Episode 21 The Cycle |
Episode 22 The Stars |
Episode 23 The Grades |
Episode 24 The Diet |
Episode 25 The Ex |
Episode 26 The Sorcerer |
Episode 27 The Menu |
Episode 28 The Uncle |
Episode 29 The Weirdo |
Episode 30 The Heist |
Episode 31 The Singing |
Episode 32 The Best |
Episode 33 The Worst |
Episode 34 The Deal |
Episode 35 The Petals |
Episode 36 The Nuisance |
Episode 37 The Line |
Episode 38 The List |
Episode 39 The News |
Episode 40 The Puppets |
Episode 1 The Rival |
Episode 2 The Lady |
Episode 3 The Sucker |
Episode 4 The Vegging |
Episode 5 The One |
Episode 6 The Father |
Episode 7 The Cringe |
Episode 8 The Cage |
Episode 9 The Neighbor |
Episode 10 The Anybody |
Episode 11 The Faith |
Episode 12 The Candidate |
Episode 13 The Pact |
Episode 14 The Shippening |
Episode 15 The Brain |
Episode 16 The Parents |
Episode 17 The Founder |
Episode 18 The Schooling |
Episode 19 The Intelligence |
Episode 20 The Potion |
Episode 21 The Spinoffs |
Episode 22 The Transformation |
Episode 23 The Understanding |
Episode 24 The Ad |
Episode 25 The Ghouls |
Episode 26 The Stink |
Episode 27 The Awareness |
Episode 28 The Slip |
Episode 29 The Drama |
Episode 30 The Buddy |
Episode 31 The Possession |
Episode 32 The Master |
Episode 33 The Silence |
Episode 34 The Future |
Episode 35 The Wish |
Episode 36 The Factory |
Episode 37 The Agent |
Episode 38 The Web |
Episode 39 The Mess |
Episode 40 The Heart |
Episode 41 The Revolt |
Episode 42 The Decisions |
Episode 43 The BFFS |
Episode 44 The Inquisition |