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Insults
- [The episode starts with the bell of Elmore Junior High School ringing as Gumball and Darwin are then shown in the showering stalls of the school]
- Gumball: [Standing in front of a mirror] Oh, man, I'm so tubby, I don't have a muffin top. I've got the whole bakery.
- [Darwin giggles]
- Gumball: [Portraying his stomach] I'm so porky, I don't have a six-pack, I have a barrel.
- Darwin: Yeah, your midsection looks like someone tried to shove a grapefruit through a garden hose.
- [Both laugh; Tobias enters]
- Tobias: Yeah, man, your belly has more folds than an origami convention.
- [The camera suddenly zooms in to Gumball's face wearing a disgusted emotion in response to Tobias, as a low-pitched drone plays. ]
- [The school bell rings again as the scene switches to Gumball struggling to lift a stack of books from his locker, Darwin witnessing next to him; Gumball, in vain, drops all of the books]
- Gumball: Dagnabit, I'm so weak that if I was a superhero, I'd be Boy-Man— the man with the strength of a twelve-year-old boy.
- Darwin: What are you talking about? You're as strong as a bear [bare]… naked old lady.
- [Both laugh]
- Gumball: [Squeezing his arm muscles] I got so little muscle definition, I need a muscle dictionary.
- [Both laugh; Tobias enters]
- Tobias: Yeah, dude, the only thing you could lift with that body is my self-esteem.
- [The camera suddenly zooms again to Gumball's face with his disgusted emotion in respond to Tobias, low-pitched drone plays in background. The scene switches to the cafeteria. Next to Darwin, Gumball places his food and his soda on the table.]
- gball: Bottle trick!
- [Gumball flips his soda bottle and landed to his meal. The meal splatters all over the table. Including Gumball's face. Gumball reacts with disgust.]
- gball: Well at least I stuck the landing-
- [The soda explodes directly to Gumball's face; Darwin witnessed the explosion. After the soda explodes, Gumball and Darwin laughs.]
- gball: [Wipes the soda] Ah dagnabit, I'm such a loser. [Shakes his head to clean his face]
- Darwin: The only thing you'll ever want, was our mother's love. And you didn't even get first place!
- [Both laugh; Tobias enters out of nowhere]
- Tobias: You're such a loser, the only time people miss you is when they're throwing rotten tomatoes.
- [The camera suddenly zooms again to Gumball's face with his disgusted emotion in respond to Tobias, low-pitched drone plays in background. In few seconds, Darwin interferes with the sound.]
- Darwin: What's the matter, dude? Why do you always pull that face everytime Rocky's around?
- [Rocky is cleaning the floor near Gumball and Darwin's table. He sees Gumball’s face and nervously leaves]
- gball: [in disgusted face] It's not that... [shakes his head; normal face] It's Tobias. I don't understand why but everytime he ribs me, I feel like he's actually broken one of my ribs.
- Darwin: Maybe it's because deep down, you really respect Tobias's opinion.
- [A short pause, then both of them excessively laughs and sheds a tear]
- gball: [Sheds a tear] Oh man!
- Darwin: Whoo! Woo.
- [Both relieved from laughing]
- Darwin: But you're right, it is weird. You don't mind when I insult you, you even do it to yourself.
- gball: I know, right!
- Darwin: Well then maybe the problem isn't Tobias. Maybe your problem, [Wears glasses] is your fragile ego.
Darwin checks Gumball's Ego
- [The scene starts at the Watterson's house, Gumball and Darwin are in their room. Darwin is talking to Gumball about his self-esteem.]
- Darwin: [wearing glasses] Let's start by stripping back the layers of your personality.
- [A yellow emotion with a round, red nose comes out from Gumball; a humorous song plays in background.]
- Darwin: So, who do we have here?
- Humor :(voiced as Gumball) Hahaha, I'm Humor. [Claps] You wanna hear a joke? Me! [Laughs then transitions to sobbing; Music transitions to a different music.]
- Darwin: And who's hiding behind that nose?
- [Humor removes its nose. The character slightly flattens out.]
- Anxiety: Anxiety.
- Darwin: That's what I thought. [Whispers] Carry on.
- [A blue emotion comes out from Humor. Its knees are trembling.]
- Fear: I'm fear.
- [A small, purple emotion pops up after.]
- Optimism: And I'm Optimism.
- [Fear splats Optimism by punching him. Some purple goo goes to Darwin's glasses.]
- Darwin: [Wipes glasses] And tell me Fear, why the aggression?
- Fear: Because I'm afraid, afraid of who is behind all of us; the ego.
- Darwin: Well, maybe we should meet him.
- Fear: Oh, no that's not a good idea--
- [Fear feels a little stomachache. Then a big, grey, freaky character comes out from Fear. Darwin is shocked, then quickly runs out of the house. The roof explodes, makes Darwin stumble.]
- Ego: I...AM....AWESOME!!
- Darwin: [lightly screaming] I guess I was wrong, looks like your ego's doing just great.
Friendship Problems
[Gumball and Darwin are sitting at the bench, at the sidewalk, talking.]
- gball: Well on the plus side, we now know I truly love myself.
- Darwin: Yeah but, I really didn't see your ego's smooching itself.
- gball: Oh, I'm sorry. Are you jealous? You wanna kiss too? [Gumball tries to give a kiss to Darwin]
- Darwin: Get off of me, or I'll kiss you back!
- [Gumball and Darwin are trying to kiss each other. Out of no where, Tobias appears and kiss Gumball.]
- Tobias: I won!
- [After Tobias walks out, camera zooms in proximate to Gumball and Darwin. Gumball, once again, wears his disgusted face, with a low-pitched drone playing in background.]
- gball: [in disgusted face] Dude, I think I'm having an epicpony.
- Darwin: What?
- gball: [in disgusted face] No, an EpiPen.
- Darwin: For an allergy?
- gball: [in disgusted face] An aphlydafly.
- Darwin: You mean, epiphany?
- gball: Yes, a p-p-pony. I'm having one of those. Tobias isn't good enough friends with me. That's the problem.
- Darwin: What do you mean?
- gball: Well, you know how just brothers, but best friends too?
- Darwin: I know, I must have really low standards.
- [Both laugh with their funny faces]
- gball: Exactly. It's okay to say that because you're number one. But not Tobias, because he's a lesser friend. I mean look the difference between the way we treat our friends and the way we treat each other.
- [The scene flashbacks to a hospital room where Gumball had an injury to his right leg. Gumball reads some of letters from his friends.]
- gball: [Reads aloud]
- "Get well soon. Love, Leslie".
- "Miss you. Love, Bobert".
- "That bus should've ended you. Love, Darwin".
- [Gumball laughs.]
- [Another scene at the school corridor where Darwin checks his formal wear. With Carrie checking him out.]
- Carrie: Yeah! I think you pull it off.
- [Gumball closes Darwin's locker]
- gball: I think you should pull it off.
- [Gumball and Darwin pull their funny faces, high-five and Darwin removes the bow tie.]
- [Yet another scene. At Watterson's house, Gumball walks casually. Gumball burps, concentrates the green gas and shoots it at Darwin.]
- gball: Hadouken!
- [Darwin fake-screams and writhes on the sofa, then both laugh.]
- [Flashback ends.]
- Darwin: I see what you mean. We should talk with Tobias about it.
- gball: Yeah, but he can wait 'till school on Monday.
Breaking in
- [The scene cuts to the Wattersons' living room.]
- gball: I don't wanna hurt his feelings, but he needs to understand there are boundaries and he can't just-
- [Gumball is cut-off by Tobias entering the house. Gumball and Darwin gape at him as he enters their kitchen.]
- Tobias: Well, so I was thinking this weekend, maybe we just stay in, I mean if we did go out the only people we talk to are each other. Am I right?
- gball: Dude, who invited you in?
- Tobias: [Grabs a bucket of ice cream] What am I? A vampire? [heads to the couch] It's what friends do.
- [Tobias sits in-between Gumball and Darwin. He rests his feet on Darwin and eats the last of the ice cream]
- Tobias: By the way, can you tell your Mom to buy more ice cream? We're out.
- [The Watterson brothers throw Tobias out the door and sit back down on the couch.]
- gball: That should pull him up for you. [sits at the couch]
- [An arm takes Gumball's wallet. Gumball and Darwin gape at the perpetrator, who is shown to be Tobias.]
- Tobias: You know what's cool about being best friends? You never need to ask before borrowing money.
- [Short pause]
- Tobias: And that's the other thing, the comfortable silences. Nobody feels they have to day anything or.. make small talk. it's just [slouches] comfortable, you know? Just.. totally quiet. Nobody's sayin' anything. Total.. silence.
- [Gumball quickly grabs the money and kicks out Tobias, breaking the door in the process, and Tobias rolls out of the house. He rolls like a tumbleweed through town and into a bus, which takes him to the airport where he rolls onto a plane. He rolls over and over on his seat until the plane lands in a desert, which he rolls through. He then rolls up to the summit of a mountain, balances precariously for a few seconds, then rolls down the other side.]
What do you mean?
[The scene changes to Gumball fixing the door using a screwdriver while Darwin watches.]
- gball: There.
- [Rolling sound effect is played, increasing in volume; Tobias rolls onto the screen from the left.]
- Tobias: Oh, hey!
- [Gumball and Darwin scream and Gumball drops the screwdriver in fright.]
- Tobias: You fixed the door! That reminds me of that time [Looks up] we fixed the roof after Ocho blew it up.
- [The scene quickly fades to a clip with Gumball and Darwin fixing the roof from the epilogue of "The Phone. Darwin has large buck teeth.]
- Darwin: You know, I'm glad I had the strength of character to give up that cell phone-
- [Background music stops and is replaced with static.]
- Darwin: [Talking to Tobias] Okay. First of all, why did you open this memory to give me massive teeth? And secondly, you weren't even there!
- Tobias: [Answering off-frame] Yes, I was!
- [Camera zooms out to Tobias; watching using binoculars. After a short pause, Tobias laughs]
- Tobias: Classic us.
- [Tobias makes a funny face while a horn plays in synchronization.]
- gball: Hey, enough! [Flashback ends] You weren't there when you fixed the roof, and won't be here when we fix the door.
- Tobias: Hey, you already fixed the-
- [The door opens upwards and the two brothers throw Tobias out again.]
- gball: Dagnabbit, I fixed it too well.
- Tobias:[muffled] That's okay. [Stands up] That's what best friends do, am I right?
- Darwin: Okay, Tobias. I didn't want to say this, so [Pushes Gumball in front of Tobias] Gumball will.
- gball: [Sighs] Isn't it obvious? I mean, read between the lines.
- [Tobias gasps]
- Tobias: [fast talk] What do you mean there are unspoken differences between types of friends and "they're were kind of okay" friends but not best friends?
- gball: Well, I..uh-
- Tobias: [fast talk] What 'd you mean it's all stand from a narcissistic delusion brought on by my interfere about my placing my true place in the universe?
- [Gumball and Darwin are confused about Tobias's answers.]
- Tobias: What 'd you mean!? [sung] You don't wanna be more than just regular friends.
- Darwin: Really?
- gball: Sorry, I was taking that. Look, you're- you're just not the kind of friend that we call for really important stuff. Like, moving a couch.
- Tobias: Nah, I get it. I can't be your best friend, Gumball. Because I can't be only one.
- Darwin: Yeah, but you're definitely fit-
- gball: [whispers] Six.
- Darwin: -six at one.
- Tobias: So, if all those other friends were gone, we'd be best friends.
- gball: Technically, yeah. I guess I just make room with you.
- Tobias: Thank you.
- gball: You're welcome.
- [Tobias shakes Gumball and Darwin's hand, and left the house.]
- gball: There, all's well, that ends well.
- [In anticipation of ending the background music, an iris shot appears; closes the scene.]
- Darwin:[Iris shot reappears] You would get that tingling feeling that you spend with that somebody tragically misinterpret something you say, in a dangerously, fundamental way?
- [Iris shot expands to show Gumball. Gumball is seen; thinking.]
- gball: Hmm... Nope.
- [Gumball slams the door.]
Stealing the Friendship
- [At Dinner, the scene starts of with Leslie, walking out the diner. Leslie sees Tobias. Tobias wears an oversized coat, sunglasses; looking serious. They seem to agree to something. After that, he disappears after a person obstructs Tobias.]
- [The scene switches to Leslie entering inside of parking lot. A pipe leaks out, which cues Tobias to come behind Leslie.]
- Leslie: [Turns back] So?
- Tobias: Let's get started.
- [Tobias pulls out an exaggeratedly long sword and points it to Leslie.]
- Leslie: You're not really in a market for a sword, I thought you are selling Orchha Handbags.
- Tobias: No, there can only be one.
- Leslie: One handbag?
- Tobias: No. ONE FRIEND!
- [Tobias tries to slice Leslie and fortunately, Leslie ducks; making Tobias miss and pierces through a column. A death threat makes Leslie runs for his life. He quickly takes a rest due to great effort in running. Tobias makes a few flip while wielding his long sword then walking casually. While Leslie walks backwards in fear, Leslie throws a trashcan but it Tobias quickly slices the trashcan in half. Leslie throws his pot but again, is not successful to hit Tobias. In spite of Leslie shown being naked, Leslie tries to cut his own stem to throw his head to Tobias.]
- Leslie: Actually, bad idea. [faints]
- Tobias: Yes!! Give me the power of your friendship! The friendship empowers me!
- [While saying the dialogue, Tobias got Leslie's "spirit" aided with blue lightning and shock waves; destroying nearby cars in process.]
- Voice: There can only be one...
- [As the scene switches, Bobert is walking at the corridor of Elmore Junior High. After Tobias appears in few seconds, Tobias inserts an USB Drive that has a skull decal with "X"s as its eyes. Hence, Bobert is doing crazy, uncontrolled actions, virus popups appearing, until Bobert blows a fuse. Tobias got Bobert's "spirit" aided again with blue lightning and shock waves; opening and destroying lockers in process.]
- [At the American Football stadium, the scene switches as Banana Joe is listening to a cassette player that has the same song as played in background. At the bottom of his seat, Tobias grabs Banana Joe's inside, leaving only his peel. Then at the distance, Tobias get Banana Joe's "spirit", aided with blue lightning, shock waves.]
- [After taking out Banana Joe, Tobias knocks at Sarah's house. Once Sarah answers, Tobias pulls out a hairdryer and points it to Sarah. Sarah is screaming in distress.]
- Sarah:[screaming] It think it's on cold?
- Tobias: Oh. [switches hairdryer to hot]
- [Tobias points the hairdryer to Sarah; Sarah is melting in process. After Sarah melts and her cone fall. Tobias got Sarah's "spirit" aided, once again with blue lightning and shock waves.]
- {{d|e|At the graveyard, the switch scenes as Tobias tries to hit Carrie using a stick. Carrie is chilled, listening with her headphones. Surprisingly, the stick broke into two.}]
- Carrie: I'm a ghost, you joke of a jock! Only you done there is to make stick into two sticks.
- Tobias: No, I turned it into a ghost of a stick!
- [With a stick-hitting sound effect, Tobias hits Carrie with an invisible stick. Carrie faints, and goes through the ground. Tobias got Carrie's "spirit" and for firth time, aided with blue lightning and shock waves in a distance.]
The Last Target
- [At the Watterson's house, the scene starts off with Tobias pushing the doorbell. Gumball and Darwin opens the door.]
- Tobias: Gumball! I've defeated all of your friends but one! [Lightning strikes in background] Yeahhh! Yeaa-
- [Tobias get cut-off by Gumball slamming the door.]
- gball: Seems he got the wrong end of the stick.
v • e Transcript |
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Episode 1 The DVD |
Episode 2 The Responsible |
Episode 3 The Third |
Episode 4 The Debt |
Episode 5 The End |
Episode 6 The Dress |
Episode 7 The Quest |
Episode 8 The Spoon |
Episode 9 The Pressure |
Episode 10 The Painting |
Episode 11 The Laziest |
Episode 12 The Ghost |
Episode 13 The Mystery |
Episode 14 The Prank |
Episode 15 The Gi |
Episode 16 The Kiss |
Episode 17 The Party |
Episode 18 The Refund |
Episode 19 The Robot |
Episode 20 The Picnic |
Episode 21 The Goons |
Episode 22 The Secret |
Episode 23 The Sock |
Episode 24 The Genius |
Episode 25 The Poltergeist |
Episode 26 The Mustache |
Episode 27 The Date |
Episode 28 The Club |
Episode 29 The Wand |
Episode 30 The Ape |
Episode 31 The Car |
Episode 32 The Curse |
Episode 33 The Microwave |
Episode 34 The Meddler |
Episode 35 The Helmet |
Episode 36 The Fight |
Episode 1 The Remote |
Episode 2 The Colossus |
Episode 3 The Knights |
Episode 4 The Fridge |
Episode 5 The Flower |
Episode 6 The Banana |
Episode 7 The Phone |
Episode 8 The Job |
Episode 9 Halloween |
Episode 10 The Treasure |
Episode 11 The Apology |
Episode 12 The Words |
Episode 13 The Skull |
Episode 14 The Bet |
Episode 15 Christmas |
Episode 16 The Watch |
Episode 17 The Bumpkin |
Episode 18 The Flakers |
Episode 19 The Authority |
Episode 20 The Virus |
Episode 21 The Pony |
Episode 22 The Hero |
Episode 23 The Dream |
Episode 24 The Sidekick |
Episode 25 The Photo |
Episode 26 The Tag |
Episode 27 The Storm |
Episode 28 The Lesson |
Episode 29 The Game |
Episode 30 The Limit |
Episode 31 The Voice |
Episode 32 The Promise |
Episode 33 The Castle |
Episode 34 The Boombox |
Episode 35 The Tape |
Episode 36 The Sweaters |
Episode 37 The Internet |
Episode 38 The Plan |
Episode 39 The World |
Episode 40 The Finale |
Episode 1 The Kids |
Episode 2 The Fan |
Episode 3 The Coach |
Episode 4 The Joy |
Episode 5 The Puppy |
Episode 6 The Recipe |
Episode 7 The Name |
Episode 8 The Extras |
Episode 9 The Gripes |
Episode 10 The Vacation |
Episode 11 The Fraud |
Episode 12 The Void |
Episode 13 The Boss |
Episode 14 The Move |
Episode 15 The Law |
Episode 16 The Allergy |
Episode 17 The Mothers |
Episode 18 The Password |
Episode 19 The Procrastinators |
Episode 20 The Shell |
Episode 21 The Burden |
Episode 22 The Bros |
Episode 23 The Mirror |
Episode 24 The Man |
Episode 25 The Pizza |
Episode 26 The Lie |
Episode 27 The Butterfly |
Episode 28 The Question |
Episode 29 The Saint |
Episode 30 The Friend |
Episode 31 The Oracle |
Episode 32 The Safety |
Episode 33 The Society |
Episode 34 The Spoiler |
Episode 35 The Countdown |
Episode 36 The Nobody |
Episode 37 The Downer |
Episode 38 The Egg |
Episode 39 The Triangle |
Episode 40 The Money |
Episode 1 The Return |
Episode 2 The Nemesis |
Episode 3 The Crew |
Episode 4 The Others |
Episode 5 The Signature |
Episode 6 The Check |
Episode 7 The Pest |
Episode 8 The Sale |
Episode 9 The Gift |
Episode 10 The Parking |
Episode 11 The Routine |
Episode 12 The Upgrade |
Episode 13 The Comic |
Episode 14 The Romantic |
Episode 15 The Uploads |
Episode 16 The Apprentice |
Episode 17 The Hug |
Episode 18 The Wicked |
Episode 19 The Traitor |
Episode 20 The Origins |
Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two |
Episode 22 The Girlfriend |
Episode 23 The Advice |
Episode 24 The Signal |
Episode 25 The Parasite |
Episode 26 The Love |
Episode 27 The Awkwardness |
Episode 28 The Nest |
Episode 29 The Points |
Episode 30 The Bus |
Episode 31 The Night |
Episode 32 The Misunderstandings |
Episode 33 The Roots |
Episode 34 The Blame |
Episode 35 The Slap |
Episode 36 The Detective |
Episode 37 The Fury |
Episode 38 The Compilation |
Episode 39 The Scam |
Episode 40 The Disaster |
Episode 1 The Rerun |
Episode 2 The Stories |
Episode 3 The Guy |
Episode 4 The Boredom |
Episode 5 The Vision |
Episode 6 The Choices |
Episode 7 The Code |
Episode 8 The Test |
Episode 9 The Slide |
Episode 10 The Loophole |
Episode 11 The Fuss |
Episode 12 The Copycats |
Episode 13 The Potato |
Episode 14 The Outside |
Episode 15 The Vase |
Episode 16 The Matchmaker |
Episode 17 The Box |
Episode 18 The Console |
Episode 19 The Ollie |
Episode 20 The Catfish |
Episode 21 The Cycle |
Episode 22 The Stars |
Episode 23 The Grades |
Episode 24 The Diet |
Episode 25 The Ex |
Episode 26 The Sorcerer |
Episode 27 The Menu |
Episode 28 The Uncle |
Episode 29 The Weirdo |
Episode 30 The Heist |
Episode 31 The Singing |
Episode 32 The Best |
Episode 33 The Worst |
Episode 34 The Deal |
Episode 35 The Petals |
Episode 36 The Nuisance |
Episode 37 The Line |
Episode 38 The List |
Episode 39 The News |
Episode 40 The Puppets |
Episode 1 The Rival |
Episode 2 The Lady |
Episode 3 The Sucker |
Episode 4 The Vegging |
Episode 5 The One |
Episode 6 The Father |
Episode 7 The Cringe |
Episode 8 The Cage |
Episode 9 The Neighbor |
Episode 10 The Anybody |
Episode 11 The Faith |
Episode 12 The Candidate |
Episode 13 The Pact |
Episode 14 The Shippening |
Episode 15 The Brain |
Episode 16 The Parents |
Episode 17 The Founder |
Episode 18 The Schooling |
Episode 19 The Intelligence |
Episode 20 The Potion |
Episode 21 The Spinoffs |
Episode 22 The Transformation |
Episode 23 The Understanding |
Episode 24 The Ad |
Episode 25 The Ghouls |
Episode 26 The Stink |
Episode 27 The Awareness |
Episode 28 The Slip |
Episode 29 The Drama |
Episode 30 The Buddy |
Episode 31 The Possession |
Episode 32 The Master |
Episode 33 The Silence |
Episode 34 The Future |
Episode 35 The Wish |
Episode 36 The Factory |
Episode 37 The Agent |
Episode 38 The Web |
Episode 39 The Mess |
Episode 40 The Heart |
Episode 41 The Revolt |
Episode 42 The Decisions |
Episode 43 The BFFS |
Episode 44 The Inquisition |