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:{{d|Darwin}}: Yeah, your midsection looks like someone tried to shove a grapefruit through a garden hose.
 
:{{d|Darwin}}: Yeah, your midsection looks like someone tried to shove a grapefruit through a garden hose.
 
::{{d|e|Both laugh as Tobias walks by them}}
 
::{{d|e|Both laugh as Tobias walks by them}}
:{{d|Tobias}}: Yeah, man, your belly has more folds than an origami convention.
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:{{d|Tobias}}​​: Yeah, man, your belly has more folds than an origami convention.
 
::{{d|e|The camera suddenly zooms in on Gumball making a disgusted face, as a low-pitched drone plays. The school bell rings again as the scene switches to Gumball struggling to lift a stack of books from his locker with Darwin watching him; Gumball drops all of the books}}
 
::{{d|e|The camera suddenly zooms in on Gumball making a disgusted face, as a low-pitched drone plays. The school bell rings again as the scene switches to Gumball struggling to lift a stack of books from his locker with Darwin watching him; Gumball drops all of the books}}
 
:{{d|Gumball}}: Dagnabbit, I'm so weak that if I was a superhero, I'd be Boy-Man— the man with the strength of a twelve-year-old boy.
 
:{{d|Gumball}}: Dagnabbit, I'm so weak that if I was a superhero, I'd be Boy-Man— the man with the strength of a twelve-year-old boy.
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:{{d|Gumball}}: {{d|e|Squeezing his arm muscles}} I got so little muscle definition, I need a muscle dictionary.
 
:{{d|Gumball}}: {{d|e|Squeezing his arm muscles}} I got so little muscle definition, I need a muscle dictionary.
 
::{{d|e|Both laugh as Tobias passes by again}}
 
::{{d|e|Both laugh as Tobias passes by again}}
:{{d|Tobias}}​​​​​​​: Yeah, dude, the only thing you could lift with that body is my self-esteem.
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:{{d|Tobias}}​​: Yeah, dude, the only thing you could lift with that body is my self-esteem.
 
::{{d|e|The camera again zooms in on Gumball making a disgusted face accompanied by the low-pitched drone. The scene switches to the cafeteria. Next to Darwin, Gumball places his food and his soda on the table.}}
 
::{{d|e|The camera again zooms in on Gumball making a disgusted face accompanied by the low-pitched drone. The scene switches to the cafeteria. Next to Darwin, Gumball places his food and his soda on the table.}}
:{{d|gumball}}: Bottle trick! {{d|e|Flips his soda bottle in the air. It lands in his meal, causing it to splatter all over his face and the table}}
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:{{d|gumball}}: Bottle trick! {{d|e|Flips his soda bottle in the air. It lands in his meal, causing it to splatter all over his face and the table}} Well, at least I stuck the landing- {{d|e|The soda begins spewing on his face. After the bottle is empty, Gumball and Darwin both laugh}} Ah dagnabbit, I'm such a loser. {{d|e|Shakes his head to clean his face}}
:{{d|gumball}}: Well at least I stuck the landing- {{d|e|The soda begins spewing on his face. After the bottle is empty, Gumball and Darwin both laugh}} Ah dagnabbit, I'm such a loser. {{d|e|Shakes his head to clean his face}}
 
 
:{{d|darwin}}: The only thing you ever won was our mother's love. And you didn't even get first place!
 
:{{d|darwin}}: The only thing you ever won was our mother's love. And you didn't even get first place!
 
::{{d|e|Both laugh. Tobias suddenly rises up between them}}
 
::{{d|e|Both laugh. Tobias suddenly rises up between them}}
:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​: You're such a loser, the only time people miss you is when they're throwing rotten tomatoes.
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:{{d|tobias}}​​: You're such a loser, the only time people miss you is when they're throwing rotten tomatoes.
 
::{{d|e|The camera zooms in on Gumball's disgusted face as the low-pitched drone plays once again}}
 
::{{d|e|The camera zooms in on Gumball's disgusted face as the low-pitched drone plays once again}}
 
:{{d|darwin}}: What's the matter, dude? Why do you always pull that face every time Rocky's around?
 
:{{d|darwin}}: What's the matter, dude? Why do you always pull that face every time Rocky's around?
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:{{d|darwin}}: Whoo! Woo. But you're right, it is weird. You don't mind when I insult you. You even do it to yourself.
 
:{{d|darwin}}: Whoo! Woo. But you're right, it is weird. You don't mind when I insult you. You even do it to yourself.
 
:{{d|gumball}}: I know, right!
 
:{{d|gumball}}: I know, right!
:{{d|darwin}}: Well then maybe the problem isn't Tobias. Maybe your problem, {{d|e|Wears glasses}} is your fragile ego.
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:{{d|darwin}}: Well then maybe the problem isn't Tobias. Maybe your problem... {{d|e|Wears glasses}} is your fragile ego.
   
 
==Darwin Checks Gumball's Ego==
 
==Darwin Checks Gumball's Ego==
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:{{d|gumball}}: Well on the plus side, we now know I truly love myself.
 
:{{d|gumball}}: Well on the plus side, we now know I truly love myself.
 
:{{d|darwin}}: Yeah but, I really didn't need to see your ego smooching itself.
 
:{{d|darwin}}: Yeah but, I really didn't need to see your ego smooching itself.
:{{d|gumball}}: Oh, I'm sorry. Are you jealous? You want a kiss too? {{d|e|Leans towards Darwin to try and kiss him}}
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:{{d|gumball}}: Oh, I'm sorry. Are you jealous? You want a kiss too, Marwin Wawerson? {{d|e|Leans towards Darwin to try and kiss him}}
 
:{{d|darwin}}: Get off of me, or I'll kiss you back!
 
:{{d|darwin}}: Get off of me, or I'll kiss you back!
 
::{{d|e|Gumball and Darwin begin trying to kiss each other. Tobias appears behind the bench and kisses Gumball on his head.}}
 
::{{d|e|Gumball and Darwin begin trying to kiss each other. Tobias appears behind the bench and kisses Gumball on his head.}}
:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​: I won! {{d|e|Walks away}}
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:{{d|tobias}}​​​: I won! {{d|e|Walks away}}
 
::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin sit motionless for a moment. The camera then zooms in on them, with Gumball once again, making the same disgusted face from earlier, again accompanied by the low-pitched drone}}
 
::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin sit motionless for a moment. The camera then zooms in on them, with Gumball once again, making the same disgusted face from earlier, again accompanied by the low-pitched drone}}
:{{d|gumball}}: Dude, I think I'm having an epicpony.
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:{{d|gumball}}: Dude, I think I'm having an epic-pony.
 
:{{d|darwin}}: What?
 
:{{d|darwin}}: What?
 
:{{d|gumball}}: No, an EpiPen.
 
:{{d|gumball}}: No, an EpiPen.
 
:{{d|darwin}}: For an allergy?
 
:{{d|darwin}}: For an allergy?
:{{d|gumball}}: An aphlydafly.
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:{{d|gumball}}: A happy faffily.
:{{d|darwin}}: You mean, epiphany?
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:{{d|darwin}}: Do you mean an epiphany?
:{{d|gumball}}: Yes, a p-p-phony. I'm having one of those. Tobias isn't good enough friends with me. That's the problem.
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:{{d|gumball}}: Yes, a pee-pee-phony. I'm having one of those. Tobias isn't good enough friends with me. That's the problem.
 
:{{d|darwin}}: What do you mean?
 
:{{d|darwin}}: What do you mean?
 
:{{d|gumball}}: Well, you know how we're not just brothers, but best friends too?
 
:{{d|gumball}}: Well, you know how we're not just brothers, but best friends too?
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:{{d|carrie}}: Yeah! I think you pull it off.
 
:{{d|carrie}}: Yeah! I think you pull it off.
 
::{{d|e|Gumball closes Darwin's locker}}
 
::{{d|e|Gumball closes Darwin's locker}}
:{{d|gumball}}: Think you should pull it off.
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:{{d|gumball}}: Think you ''should'' pull it off.
 
::{{d|e|Gumball and Darwin high-five and Darwin removes the bow tie. Scene then cuts to the Watterson's house, Gumball walks past Darwin and suddenly burps. Gumball concentrates the green gas in his hands}}
 
::{{d|e|Gumball and Darwin high-five and Darwin removes the bow tie. Scene then cuts to the Watterson's house, Gumball walks past Darwin and suddenly burps. Gumball concentrates the green gas in his hands}}
 
:{{d|gumball}}: Hadouken! {{d|event|Launches green gas at Darwin}}
 
:{{d|gumball}}: Hadouken! {{d|event|Launches green gas at Darwin}}
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:{{d|gumball}}: I don't wanna hurt his feelings, but he needs to understand there are boundaries and he can't just-
 
:{{d|gumball}}: I don't wanna hurt his feelings, but he needs to understand there are boundaries and he can't just-
 
::{{d|e|Tobias walks into the Watterson's house. Gumball and Darwin gape at him as he enters their kitchen.}}
 
::{{d|e|Tobias walks into the Watterson's house. Gumball and Darwin gape at him as he enters their kitchen.}}
:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​: Yeah, so I was thinking this weekend, maybe we should just stay in, I mean if we did go out the only people we'd talk to are each other. Am I right?
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:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​​​: Yeah, so I was thinking this weekend, maybe we should just stay in. I mean if we did go out the only people we'd talk to are each other. Am I right?
 
:{{d|gumball}}: Dude, who invited you in?
 
:{{d|gumball}}: Dude, who invited you in?
:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​: {{d|e|Grabs a bucket of ice cream}} What am I? A vampire? {{d|e|Takes a bite of ice cream and heads to the couch}} It's what friends do. {{d|e|Sits between Gumball and Darwin, resting his leg on Darwin and eating the last of the ice cream}} By the way, can you tell your mom to buy more ice cream? We're out.
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:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​​​: {{d|e|Grabs a bucket of ice cream}} What am I? A vampire? {{d|e|Takes a bite of ice cream and heads to the couch}} It's what friends do. {{d|e|Sits between Gumball and Darwin, resting his leg on Darwin and eating the last of the ice cream}} By the way, can you tell your mom to buy more ice cream? We're out.
 
::{{d|e|Gumball throws Tobias out the door, causing him to faceplant onto the road}}
 
::{{d|e|Gumball throws Tobias out the door, causing him to faceplant onto the road}}
 
:{{d|gumball}}: That gentle enough for ya? {{d|e|Sits on couch}}
 
:{{d|gumball}}: That gentle enough for ya? {{d|e|Sits on couch}}
 
::{{d|e|Tobias' arm takes Gumball's wallet. Gumball and Darwin gape at him again}}
 
::{{d|e|Tobias' arm takes Gumball's wallet. Gumball and Darwin gape at him again}}
:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​: You know what's cool about being best friends? You never need to ask before borrowing money. {{d|e|Short pause}} And that's the other thing, the comfortable silences. Nobody feels they have to say anything or... make small talk. it's just {{d|e|Slouches}} comfortable, you know? Just... totally quiet. Nobody's sayin' anything. Total... silen-
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:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​​​: You know what's cool about being best friends? You never need to ask before borrowing money. {{d|e|Short pause}} And that's the other thing, the comfortable silences. Nobody feels they have to say anything or... make small talk. it's just {{d|e|Slouches}} comfortable, you know? Just... totally quiet. Nobody's sayin' anything. Total... silen-
 
::{{d|e|Gumball quickly grabs the money and tosses Tobias through the door. Tobias begins rolling like a tumbleweed through town and onto a bus, which takes him to the airport where he rolls onto a plane. He rolls over and over in his seat until he is seen rolling through the desert. He then rolls up to the summit of a mountain, balances precariously for a few seconds, then rolls down the other side.}}
 
::{{d|e|Gumball quickly grabs the money and tosses Tobias through the door. Tobias begins rolling like a tumbleweed through town and onto a bus, which takes him to the airport where he rolls onto a plane. He rolls over and over in his seat until he is seen rolling through the desert. He then rolls up to the summit of a mountain, balances precariously for a few seconds, then rolls down the other side.}}
   
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:{{d|gumball}}: There.
 
:{{d|gumball}}: There.
 
::{{d|e|Tobias is heard rolling into the living room before finally arriving in frame}}
 
::{{d|e|Tobias is heard rolling into the living room before finally arriving in frame}}
:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​: Oh, hey!
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:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​​​: Oh, hey!
 
::{{d|e|Gumball and Darwin scream}}
 
::{{d|e|Gumball and Darwin scream}}
:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​: You fixed the door! That reminds me of that time we fixed the roof after Ocho blew it up.
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:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​​​: You fixed the door! That reminds me of that time we fixed the roof after Ocho blew it up.
 
::{{d|e|Flashback to the epilogue of "The Phone," though Darwin is shown with large buck teeth}}
 
::{{d|e|Flashback to the epilogue of "The Phone," though Darwin is shown with large buck teeth}}
 
:{{d|Darwin}}: You know, I'm glad I had the strength of character to give up that cell phone- {{d|e|Scene pauses, music stops}} Okay. First of all, why did you alter this memory just to give me massive teeth? And secondly, you weren't even there!
 
:{{d|Darwin}}: You know, I'm glad I had the strength of character to give up that cell phone- {{d|e|Scene pauses, music stops}} Okay. First of all, why did you alter this memory just to give me massive teeth? And secondly, you weren't even there!
:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​: {{d|e|Answering off-frame}} Yes I was!
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:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​​​: {{d|e|Answering off-frame}} Yes I was!
 
::{{d|e|Camera zooms out to Tobias; watching using binoculars. After a short pause, Tobias laughs}}
 
::{{d|e|Camera zooms out to Tobias; watching using binoculars. After a short pause, Tobias laughs}}
:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​: Classic us.
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:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​​​: Classic us.
 
::{{d|e|Tobias makes a funny face while a horn plays in synchronization.}}
 
::{{d|e|Tobias makes a funny face while a horn plays in synchronization.}}
 
:{{d|gumball}}: 'Kay, enough! {{d|e|Flashback ends}} You weren't there when we fixed the roof, and won't be here when we fix the door.
 
:{{d|gumball}}: 'Kay, enough! {{d|e|Flashback ends}} You weren't there when we fixed the roof, and won't be here when we fix the door.
:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​: But you already fixed the-
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:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​​​: But you already fixed the-
 
:{{d|e|Gumball and Darwin try to throw Tobias out again, but this time the door does not open}}
 
:{{d|e|Gumball and Darwin try to throw Tobias out again, but this time the door does not open}}
 
:{{d|gumball}}: Dagnabbit, fixed it too well.
 
:{{d|gumball}}: Dagnabbit, fixed it too well.
:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​:{{d|e|muffled}} That's okay. {{d|e|Stands up}} That's what best friends do, am I right?
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:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​​​:{{d|e|muffled}} That's okay. {{d|e|Stands up}} That's what best friends do, am I right?
 
:{{d|darwin}}: Okay, Tobias. I didn't want to have say this, so {{d|e|Pushes Gumball in front of Tobias}} Gumball will.
 
:{{d|darwin}}: Okay, Tobias. I didn't want to have say this, so {{d|e|Pushes Gumball in front of Tobias}} Gumball will.
 
:{{d|gumball}}: {{d|e|Sighs}} Isn't it obvious? I mean, read between the lines.
 
:{{d|gumball}}: {{d|e|Sighs}} Isn't it obvious? I mean, read between the lines.
:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​: {{d|e|Gasps, begins talking fast}} What do you mean there are unspoken differences between types of friends and the "we're kind of okay" friends but not best friends?
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:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​​​: {{d|e|Gasps, begins talking fast}} What do you mean there are unspoken differences between types of friends and the "we're kind of okay" friends but not best friends?
 
:{{d|gumball}}: Well, I, uhh-
 
:{{d|gumball}}: Well, I, uhh-
:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​: What do you mean this all stemmed from a narcissistic delusion brought on by my inner fear about my facing my true place in the universe?
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:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​​​: What do you mean this all stemmed from a narcissistic delusion brought on by my inner fear about my facing my true place in the universe?
 
:{{d|Gumball}} and {{d|Darwin}}: Uhh...
 
:{{d|Gumball}} and {{d|Darwin}}: Uhh...
:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​: What do you mean!? {{d|e|Sings}} You don't wanna be more than just regular friends.
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:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​​​: What do you mean!? {{d|e|Sings}} You don't wanna be more than just regular friends.
 
:{{d|darwin}}: Really?
 
:{{d|darwin}}: Really?
 
:{{d|gumball}}: Sorry, I was thinking that. Look, you're- you're just not the kind of friend that we'd call for really important stuff. Like, moving a couch.
 
:{{d|gumball}}: Sorry, I was thinking that. Look, you're- you're just not the kind of friend that we'd call for really important stuff. Like, moving a couch.
:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​: Nah, I get it. I can't be your best friend, Gumball. Because there can be only one.
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:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​​​: Nah, I get it. I can't be your best friend, Gumball. Because there can be only one.
 
:{{d|darwin}}: Yeah, but you're definitely fifth-
 
:{{d|darwin}}: Yeah, but you're definitely fifth-
 
:{{d|gumball}}: {{d|e|Whispers}} Sixth.
 
:{{d|gumball}}: {{d|e|Whispers}} Sixth.
 
:{{d|darwin}}: Sixth in line.
 
:{{d|darwin}}: Sixth in line.
:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​: So, if all of those other friends were gone, we'd be best friends.
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:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​​​: So, if all of those other friends were gone, we'd be best friends.
 
:{{d|gumball}}: Technically, yeah. I guess I'd just have to make do with you.
 
:{{d|gumball}}: Technically, yeah. I guess I'd just have to make do with you.
:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​: Thank you.
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:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​​​: Thank you.
 
:{{d|gumball}}: You're welcome.
 
:{{d|gumball}}: You're welcome.
 
::{{d|e|Tobias shakes Gumball and Darwin's hands, and leaves the house}}
 
::{{d|e|Tobias shakes Gumball and Darwin's hands, and leaves the house}}
:{{d|gumball}}: There, all's well, that ends well.
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:{{d|gumball}}: There, all's well that ends well.
 
::{{d|e|An iris then closes on Gumball, leaving the screen black for a few seconds. It suddenly opens up again when Darwin speaks}}
 
::{{d|e|An iris then closes on Gumball, leaving the screen black for a few seconds. It suddenly opens up again when Darwin speaks}}
 
:{{d|darwin}}: Do you ever get that tingly feeling in your stomach when someone tragically misinterprets something you said, in a dangerously, fundamental way?
 
:{{d|darwin}}: Do you ever get that tingly feeling in your stomach when someone tragically misinterprets something you said, in a dangerously, fundamental way?
 
::{{d|e|Iris shot expands to show Gumball. Gumball thinks for a moment}}
 
::{{d|e|Iris shot expands to show Gumball. Gumball thinks for a moment}}
:{{d|gumball}}: Hmm... Nope.
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:{{d|gumball}}: Hmm... Nope!
::{{d|e|Gumball slams the door.}}
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::{{d|e|Gumball slams the door. Smash to black.}}
   
==Stealing the Friendship==
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==There Can Only Be One!==
 
::{{d|e|At the mall, Leslie is seen walking out of Dinner. Leslie sees Tobias, wearing an oversized coat and sunglasses. They both nod to each other. Tobias suddenly disappears after a person walks in front of the camera. Leslie is then seen entering the parking garage. A pipe leaks out, which cues Tobias to come behind Leslie.}}
 
::{{d|e|At the mall, Leslie is seen walking out of Dinner. Leslie sees Tobias, wearing an oversized coat and sunglasses. They both nod to each other. Tobias suddenly disappears after a person walks in front of the camera. Leslie is then seen entering the parking garage. A pipe leaks out, which cues Tobias to come behind Leslie.}}
:{{d|leslie}}​​​​​​​: {{d|e|Turns back}} So...
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:{{d|leslie}}​​​​​​​​​: {{d|e|Turns back}} So...
:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​: Let's get started.
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:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​​​: Let's get started.
 
::{{d|e|Tobias pulls an exaggeratedly long sword out of his coat and points it to Leslie.}}
 
::{{d|e|Tobias pulls an exaggeratedly long sword out of his coat and points it to Leslie.}}
:{{d|leslie}}​​​​​​​: Yeah, not really in a market for a sword, I thought you are selling knockoff handbags.
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:{{d|leslie}}​​​​​​​​​: Yeah, not really in a market for a sword, I thought you are selling knockoff handbags.
:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​: No, there can only be one.
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:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​​​: No, there can only be one.
:{{d|leslie}}​​​​​​​: One handbag?
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:{{d|leslie}}​​​​​​​​​: One handbag?
:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​: No. ONE FRIEND!
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:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​​​: No. ONE FRIEND!
 
::{{d|e|Tobias tries to slice Leslie, but Leslie ducks, causing Tobias to miss and pierce through a column. Leslie runs away, but stops to rest shortly after. Tobias makes a few flips while wielding his long sword, then walks towards Leslie. While Leslie walks backwards in fear, he throws a trashcan but Tobias quickly slices the trashcan in half. Leslie throws his pot but Tobias slices it in half as well. Leslie then pulls off his own head and throws it at Tobias}}
 
::{{d|e|Tobias tries to slice Leslie, but Leslie ducks, causing Tobias to miss and pierce through a column. Leslie runs away, but stops to rest shortly after. Tobias makes a few flips while wielding his long sword, then walks towards Leslie. While Leslie walks backwards in fear, he throws a trashcan but Tobias quickly slices the trashcan in half. Leslie throws his pot but Tobias slices it in half as well. Leslie then pulls off his own head and throws it at Tobias}}
:{{d|leslie}}​​​​​​​: Bad idea. {{d|e|Collapses}}
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:{{d|leslie}}​​​​​​​​​: Bad idea. {{d|e|Collapses}}
:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​: Yes! Give me the power of your friendship! The friendship empowers me!
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:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​​​: Yes! Give me the power of your friendship! The friendening empowers me!
 
::{{d|e|While speaking, Tobias absorbs Leslie's "powers," surrounded by blue lightning and shock waves, destroying nearby cars in process.}}
 
::{{d|e|While speaking, Tobias absorbs Leslie's "powers," surrounded by blue lightning and shock waves, destroying nearby cars in process.}}
 
:{{d|Voice}}: There can only be one...
 
:{{d|Voice}}: There can only be one...
 
::{{d|e|Bobert is shown walking through the corridor at school. Tobias appears behind Bobert and inserts a USB drive into his back. Bobert then goes crazy, with virus popups appearing in his view, until he blows a fuse. Tobias absorbs Bobert's "powers," destroying lockers in process. At the stadium, Banana Joe is listening to a cassette player that has the same song as played in background. At the bottom of his seat, Tobias grabs Banana Joe's inside, leaving only his peel. Tobias, shown at a distance on the football field, absorbs Banana Joe's "powers." Tobias then knocks on the door of Sarah's house. Once Sarah answers, Tobias pulls out a hairdryer and points it to Sarah. Sarah screams in distress, but then stops}}
 
::{{d|e|Bobert is shown walking through the corridor at school. Tobias appears behind Bobert and inserts a USB drive into his back. Bobert then goes crazy, with virus popups appearing in his view, until he blows a fuse. Tobias absorbs Bobert's "powers," destroying lockers in process. At the stadium, Banana Joe is listening to a cassette player that has the same song as played in background. At the bottom of his seat, Tobias grabs Banana Joe's inside, leaving only his peel. Tobias, shown at a distance on the football field, absorbs Banana Joe's "powers." Tobias then knocks on the door of Sarah's house. Once Sarah answers, Tobias pulls out a hairdryer and points it to Sarah. Sarah screams in distress, but then stops}}
 
:{{d|sarah}}: I think it's on cold?
 
:{{d|sarah}}: I think it's on cold?
:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​: Oh, thanks. {{d|e|Switches hairdryer to hot}}
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:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​​​: Oh, thanks. {{d|e|Switches hairdryer to hot}}
 
::{{d|e|Tobias points the hairdryer to Sarah, causing her to melt. Tobias absorbs her "powers" as well. At the graveyard, Tobias tries to hit Carrie using a stick. However, the stick passes through Carrie}}
 
::{{d|e|Tobias points the hairdryer to Sarah, causing her to melt. Tobias absorbs her "powers" as well. At the graveyard, Tobias tries to hit Carrie using a stick. However, the stick passes through Carrie}}
 
:{{d|carrie}}: I'm a ghost, you joke of a jock! All you've done there is turn a stick into two sticks.
 
:{{d|carrie}}: I'm a ghost, you joke of a jock! All you've done there is turn a stick into two sticks.
:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​: Wrong, I've turned it into the ghost of a stick!
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:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​​​: Wrong, I've turned it into the ghost of a stick!
 
::{{d|e|Tobias hits Carrie with an invisible stick. Carrie faints and goes through the ground. Tobias then absorbs Carrie's "powers."}}
 
::{{d|e|Tobias hits Carrie with an invisible stick. Carrie faints and goes through the ground. Tobias then absorbs Carrie's "powers."}}
   
 
==The Last Target==
 
==The Last Target==
 
::{{d|e|At the Watterson's house, Tobias rings the doorbell. Gumball and Darwin open the door.}}
 
::{{d|e|At the Watterson's house, Tobias rings the doorbell. Gumball and Darwin open the door.}}
:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​: Gumball! I have defeated all of your friends but one! {{d|e|Lightning strikes in background}} Yeahhh! Yeaa- {{d|e|Gumball slams the door}}
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:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​​​: Gumball! I have defeated all of your friends but one! {{d|e|Lightning strikes in background}} Yeahhh! Yeaa- {{d|e|Gumball slams the door}}
 
:{{d|gumball}}: Seems he got the wrong end of the stick.
 
:{{d|gumball}}: Seems he got the wrong end of the stick.
 
::{{d|e|Gumball and Darwin notice the lights begin to flicker. They turn to the door and gasp}}
 
::{{d|e|Gumball and Darwin notice the lights begin to flicker. They turn to the door and gasp}}
:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​: {{d|event|Phasing through the door, floating like a ghost}} Sorry, Darwin! But there can be only one. I've absorbed the power of Gumball's friends. {{d|e|Readies laser eyes}} Surrender to your doom, Darwin! {{d|e|Blasts laser eyes at Darwin while laughing menacingly. Darwin runs away and hits the cabinet}}
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:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​​​: {{d|event|Phasing through the door, floating like a ghost}} Sorry, Darwin! But there can be only one. I've absorbed the powers of Gumball's friends. {{d|e|Readies laser eyes}} Surrender to your doom, Darwin! {{d|e|Blasts laser eyes at Darwin while laughing menacingly. Darwin runs away and hits the cabinet}}
 
:{{d|gumball}}: Darwin!
 
:{{d|gumball}}: Darwin!
 
::{{d|e|After a short pause, Darwin throws books from the cabinet. Tobias approaches Darwin with a dance, avoiding all the books thrown at him}}
 
::{{d|e|After a short pause, Darwin throws books from the cabinet. Tobias approaches Darwin with a dance, avoiding all the books thrown at him}}
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::{{d|e|After Darwin runs out of books to throw, Tobias tries to irradiate Darwin.}}
 
::{{d|e|After Darwin runs out of books to throw, Tobias tries to irradiate Darwin.}}
 
:{{d|gumball}}: What are you doing?
 
:{{d|gumball}}: What are you doing?
:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​: I'm using Banana Joe's powers to irradiate him. It's gonna take a while. There's only three hundred and sixty milligrams of potassium in a banana. {{d|e|Continues trying to irradiate Darwin}}
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:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​​​: I'm using Banana Joe's powers to irradiate him. It's gonna take a while. There's only three hundred and sixty milligrams of potassium in a banana. {{d|e|Continues trying to irradiate Darwin}}
:{{d|darwin}}: Okay, can we move onto next one? I gotta life to live.
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:{{d|darwin}}: Okay, can we move onto next one? I've got a life to live.
:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​: Well, I was gonna use Sarah's powers but turns out that drawing your opponents falling in love with you isn't that useful in a fight. But Carrie on the other hand...
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:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​​​: Well, I was gonna use Sarah's powers but turns out that drawing your opponents falling in love with you isn't that useful in a fight. But Carrie, on the other hand...
 
::{{d|e|Tobias puts his fingers to his forehead, and the couch moves all of the sudden, making Gumball fall off of it. Tobias makes the couch float and throws it at Darwin. When the dust settles, Darwin is seen suffocating under the weight of the couch. Gumball rushes to his aid}}
 
::{{d|e|Tobias puts his fingers to his forehead, and the couch moves all of the sudden, making Gumball fall off of it. Tobias makes the couch float and throws it at Darwin. When the dust settles, Darwin is seen suffocating under the weight of the couch. Gumball rushes to his aid}}
 
:{{d|gumball}}: Darwin!
 
:{{d|gumball}}: Darwin!
:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​: I am number one! {{d|e|Laughs}}
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:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​​​: I am number one! {{d|e|Laughs}}
 
:{{d|gumball}}: No, you're not! {{d|e|Tries to lift couch}} That is not how friendship works. You do not get friend points by beating up everybody I know. And you didn't get their magic powers by the way.
 
:{{d|gumball}}: No, you're not! {{d|e|Tries to lift couch}} That is not how friendship works. You do not get friend points by beating up everybody I know. And you didn't get their magic powers by the way.
::{{d|e|Flashback starts. The first clip shows Tobias screaming while flailing a long, yellow noodle around as Leslie the Parhams witness him. The second clip shows Tobias, next to Bobert, screaming and waving his arms around.}}
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::{{d|e|Flashback starts. The first clip shows Tobias screaming while flailing a long, yellow pool noodle around as Leslie stares at him, shaking his head, while Felicity and Billy are walking by, staring at Tobias. The second clip shows Tobias, next to Bobert, screaming and waving his arms around.}}
 
:{{d|brown}}: {{d|e|Opens door}} Can you keep it down, please? {{d|e|Slams door}}
 
:{{d|brown}}: {{d|e|Opens door}} Can you keep it down, please? {{d|e|Slams door}}
::{{d|e|Tobias continues to scream quietly. The third clip shows Tobias struggling to enter the Watterson's house through the mail slot on the door. Gumball and Darwin watch him with shocked expressions}}
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::{{d|e|Tobias continues to scream quietly. The third clip shows Tobias struggling to enter the Wattersons' house through the mail slot on the door. Gumball and Darwin watch him with shocked expressions}}
:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​: {{d|e|Struggling}} There can be...only one!
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:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​​​: {{d|e|Struggling}} There can be...only one!
 
::{{d|e|Flashback ends. Tobias sighs. Gumball approaches him.}}
 
::{{d|e|Flashback ends. Tobias sighs. Gumball approaches him.}}
 
:{{d|gumball}}: {{d|e|Sighs}} Look, it doesn't really matter if we're best friends. Because you're a good friend, Tobias. And... good is good, {{d|e|Pats Tobias}} right?
 
:{{d|gumball}}: {{d|e|Sighs}} Look, it doesn't really matter if we're best friends. Because you're a good friend, Tobias. And... good is good, {{d|e|Pats Tobias}} right?
:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​: I know. I'm sorry. I just wanted more and, I did get a bit {{d|e|Makes a funny face}}
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:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​​​: I know. I'm sorry. I just wanted more and, I did get a bit... {{d|e|Makes a funny face}}
 
:{{d|gumball}}: {{d|e|Laughs}} Yeah. It was pretty {{d|e|Makes a funny face}}
 
:{{d|gumball}}: {{d|e|Laughs}} Yeah. It was pretty {{d|e|Makes a funny face}}
 
::{{d|e|Gumball and Tobias make funny faces, then both laugh.}}
 
::{{d|e|Gumball and Tobias make funny faces, then both laugh.}}
 
:{{d|gumball}}: {{d|e|Hugs Tobias}} Come on then, friend, give me a hand with this couch.
 
:{{d|gumball}}: {{d|e|Hugs Tobias}} Come on then, friend, give me a hand with this couch.
:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​: Yeah, I'm a good friend, but not the kind of friend you call to move a couch.
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:{{d|tobias}}​​​​​​​​​: Yeah, I'm a good friend, but not the kind of friend you call to move a couch. {{d|e|Winks and finger-guns Gumball, then struts away coolly. Gumball looks on, satisfied.}}
{{d|Finger-guns Gumball and walks away}}
 
 
:{{d|gumball}}: Hmm. Fair enough. {{d|event|Looks at Darwin, who is gasping for air}} It's fair enough.
 
:{{d|gumball}}: Hmm. Fair enough. {{d|event|Looks at Darwin, who is gasping for air}} It's fair enough.
 
::{{d|e|Episode ends.}}
 
::{{d|e|Episode ends.}}

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Insults

[The episode starts with the bell of Elmore Junior High ringing. Gumball and Darwin are then shown in the showering stalls]
Gumball: [Standing in front of a mirror] Oh, man, I'm so tubby, I don't have a muffin top. I've got the whole bakery.
[Darwin giggles]
Gumball: [Squeezing his stomach] I'm so porky, I don't have a six-pack, I have a barrel.
Darwin: Yeah, your midsection looks like someone tried to shove a grapefruit through a garden hose.
[Both laugh as Tobias walks by them]
Tobias​​: Yeah, man, your belly has more folds than an origami convention.
[The camera suddenly zooms in on Gumball making a disgusted face, as a low-pitched drone plays. The school bell rings again as the scene switches to Gumball struggling to lift a stack of books from his locker with Darwin watching him; Gumball drops all of the books]
Gumball: Dagnabbit, I'm so weak that if I was a superhero, I'd be Boy-Man— the man with the strength of a twelve-year-old boy.
Darwin: What are you talking about? You're as strong as a bear... naked old lady.
[Both laugh]
Gumball: [Squeezing his arm muscles] I got so little muscle definition, I need a muscle dictionary.
[Both laugh as Tobias passes by again]
Tobias​​: Yeah, dude, the only thing you could lift with that body is my self-esteem.
[The camera again zooms in on Gumball making a disgusted face accompanied by the low-pitched drone. The scene switches to the cafeteria. Next to Darwin, Gumball places his food and his soda on the table.]
Gumball: Bottle trick! [Flips his soda bottle in the air. It lands in his meal, causing it to splatter all over his face and the table] Well, at least I stuck the landing- [The soda begins spewing on his face. After the bottle is empty, Gumball and Darwin both laugh] Ah dagnabbit, I'm such a loser. [Shakes his head to clean his face]
Darwin: The only thing you ever won was our mother's love. And you didn't even get first place!
[Both laugh. Tobias suddenly rises up between them]
Tobias​​: You're such a loser, the only time people miss you is when they're throwing rotten tomatoes.
[The camera zooms in on Gumball's disgusted face as the low-pitched drone plays once again]
Darwin: What's the matter, dude? Why do you always pull that face every time Rocky's around?
[Rocky is cleaning the floor near Gumball and Darwin's table. He sees Gumball’s face and nervously leaves]
Gumball: It's not that... [Shakes his head, regaining his regular face] It's Tobias. I don't understand why but every time he ribs me, I feel like he's actually broken one of my ribs.
Darwin: Maybe it's because deep down, you really respect Tobias's opinion.
[Gumball and Darwin both laugh after a short pause]
Gumball: [Sheds a tear] Oh man!
Darwin: Whoo! Woo. But you're right, it is weird. You don't mind when I insult you. You even do it to yourself.
Gumball: I know, right!
Darwin: Well then maybe the problem isn't Tobias. Maybe your problem... [Wears glasses] is your fragile ego.

Darwin Checks Gumball's Ego

[Cut to the Watterson's house, where Darwin is talking to Gumball about his self-esteem.]
Darwin: Let's start by stripping back the layers of your personality. [A yellow emotion with a round, red nose comes out from Gumball.] So, who do we have here?
Humor: Hahaha, I'm Humor. [Claps] You wanna hear a joke? Me! [Laughs then transitions to sobbing]
Darwin: And who's hiding behind that nose?
Humor: [Removes his nose, causing him to slightly flatten out] Anxiety.
Darwin: That's what I thought. [Whispers] Carry on.
[A blue emotion comes out from Humor.]
Fear: I'm Fear.
[A small, purple emotion pops up after.]
Optimism: And I'm Optimism.
[Fear smashes Optimism. Some purple goo flies onto Darwin's glasses.]
Darwin: [Wipes glasses] And tell me Fear, why the aggression?
Fear: Because I'm afraid, afraid of who is behind all of us... the ego.
Darwin: Well, maybe we should meet him.
Fear: Oh, no that's not a good idea--
[Suddenly, a large, grey, creature comes out of Fear. Darwin is shocked, then quickly runs out of the house. The roof explodes, making Darwin stumble.]
Ego: I...AM...AWESOME!
Darwin: I guess I was wrong, looks like your ego's doing just great.

Friendship Problems

[Gumball and Darwin are both seen sitting on a bench]

Gumball: Well on the plus side, we now know I truly love myself.
Darwin: Yeah but, I really didn't need to see your ego smooching itself.
Gumball: Oh, I'm sorry. Are you jealous? You want a kiss too, Marwin Wawerson? [Leans towards Darwin to try and kiss him]
Darwin: Get off of me, or I'll kiss you back!
[Gumball and Darwin begin trying to kiss each other. Tobias appears behind the bench and kisses Gumball on his head.]
Tobias​​​: I won! [Walks away]
[Gumball and Darwin sit motionless for a moment. The camera then zooms in on them, with Gumball once again, making the same disgusted face from earlier, again accompanied by the low-pitched drone]
Gumball: Dude, I think I'm having an epic-pony.
Darwin: What?
Gumball: No, an EpiPen.
Darwin: For an allergy?
Gumball: A happy faffily.
Darwin: Do you mean an epiphany?
Gumball: Yes, a pee-pee-phony. I'm having one of those. Tobias isn't good enough friends with me. That's the problem.
Darwin: What do you mean?
Gumball: Well, you know how we're not just brothers, but best friends too?
Darwin: I know, I must have really low standards.
[Both laugh]
Gumball: Exactly. It's okay for you to say that because you're my number one. But not Tobias, because he's a lesser friend. I mean look at the difference between the way we treat our friends and the way we treat each other.
[Flashback to a hospital room where Gumball is seen with a broken leg. He then begins reading some cards laying at his side]
Gumball: [Reads aloud] "Get well soon. Love, Leslie." "Miss you. Love, Bobert." "That bus should've ended you. Love, Darwin." [Laughs.]
[Scene cuts to the school corridor where Darwin checks his formal wear as Carrie checks him out.]
Carrie: Yeah! I think you pull it off.
[Gumball closes Darwin's locker]
Gumball: Think you should pull it off.
[Gumball and Darwin high-five and Darwin removes the bow tie. Scene then cuts to the Watterson's house, Gumball walks past Darwin and suddenly burps. Gumball concentrates the green gas in his hands]
Gumball: Hadouken! [Launches green gas at Darwin]
[Darwin fake-screams and writhes on the sofa, then both laugh. Flashback ends.]
Darwin: I see what you mean. We should talk with Tobias about it.
Gumball: Yeah, but it can wait 'till school on Monday.

Breaking In

[The scene cuts to the Wattersons' living room.]
Gumball: I don't wanna hurt his feelings, but he needs to understand there are boundaries and he can't just-
[Tobias walks into the Watterson's house. Gumball and Darwin gape at him as he enters their kitchen.]
Tobias​​​​​​​​​: Yeah, so I was thinking this weekend, maybe we should just stay in. I mean if we did go out the only people we'd talk to are each other. Am I right?
Gumball: Dude, who invited you in?
Tobias​​​​​​​​​: [Grabs a bucket of ice cream] What am I? A vampire? [Takes a bite of ice cream and heads to the couch] It's what friends do. [Sits between Gumball and Darwin, resting his leg on Darwin and eating the last of the ice cream] By the way, can you tell your mom to buy more ice cream? We're out.
[Gumball throws Tobias out the door, causing him to faceplant onto the road]
Gumball: That gentle enough for ya? [Sits on couch]
[Tobias' arm takes Gumball's wallet. Gumball and Darwin gape at him again]
Tobias​​​​​​​​​: You know what's cool about being best friends? You never need to ask before borrowing money. [Short pause] And that's the other thing, the comfortable silences. Nobody feels they have to say anything or... make small talk. it's just [Slouches] comfortable, you know? Just... totally quiet. Nobody's sayin' anything. Total... silen-
[Gumball quickly grabs the money and tosses Tobias through the door. Tobias begins rolling like a tumbleweed through town and onto a bus, which takes him to the airport where he rolls onto a plane. He rolls over and over in his seat until he is seen rolling through the desert. He then rolls up to the summit of a mountain, balances precariously for a few seconds, then rolls down the other side.]

What Do You Mean?

[Gumball is shown fixing the door with a screwdriver while Darwin watches.]

Gumball: There.
[Tobias is heard rolling into the living room before finally arriving in frame]
Tobias​​​​​​​​​: Oh, hey!
[Gumball and Darwin scream]
Tobias​​​​​​​​​: You fixed the door! That reminds me of that time we fixed the roof after Ocho blew it up.
[Flashback to the epilogue of "The Phone," though Darwin is shown with large buck teeth]
Darwin: You know, I'm glad I had the strength of character to give up that cell phone- [Scene pauses, music stops] Okay. First of all, why did you alter this memory just to give me massive teeth? And secondly, you weren't even there!
Tobias​​​​​​​​​: [Answering off-frame] Yes I was!
[Camera zooms out to Tobias; watching using binoculars. After a short pause, Tobias laughs]
Tobias​​​​​​​​​: Classic us.
[Tobias makes a funny face while a horn plays in synchronization.]
Gumball: 'Kay, enough! [Flashback ends] You weren't there when we fixed the roof, and won't be here when we fix the door.
Tobias​​​​​​​​​: But you already fixed the-
[Gumball and Darwin try to throw Tobias out again, but this time the door does not open]
Gumball: Dagnabbit, fixed it too well.
Tobias​​​​​​​​​:[muffled] That's okay. [Stands up] That's what best friends do, am I right?
Darwin: Okay, Tobias. I didn't want to have say this, so [Pushes Gumball in front of Tobias] Gumball will.
Gumball: [Sighs] Isn't it obvious? I mean, read between the lines.
Tobias​​​​​​​​​: [Gasps, begins talking fast] What do you mean there are unspoken differences between types of friends and the "we're kind of okay" friends but not best friends?
Gumball: Well, I, uhh-
Tobias​​​​​​​​​: What do you mean this all stemmed from a narcissistic delusion brought on by my inner fear about my facing my true place in the universe?
Gumball and Darwin: Uhh...
Tobias​​​​​​​​​: What do you mean!? [Sings] You don't wanna be more than just regular friends.
Darwin: Really?
Gumball: Sorry, I was thinking that. Look, you're- you're just not the kind of friend that we'd call for really important stuff. Like, moving a couch.
Tobias​​​​​​​​​: Nah, I get it. I can't be your best friend, Gumball. Because there can be only one.
Darwin: Yeah, but you're definitely fifth-
Gumball: [Whispers] Sixth.
Darwin: Sixth in line.
Tobias​​​​​​​​​: So, if all of those other friends were gone, we'd be best friends.
Gumball: Technically, yeah. I guess I'd just have to make do with you.
Tobias​​​​​​​​​: Thank you.
Gumball: You're welcome.
[Tobias shakes Gumball and Darwin's hands, and leaves the house]
Gumball: There, all's well that ends well.
[An iris then closes on Gumball, leaving the screen black for a few seconds. It suddenly opens up again when Darwin speaks]
Darwin: Do you ever get that tingly feeling in your stomach when someone tragically misinterprets something you said, in a dangerously, fundamental way?
[Iris shot expands to show Gumball. Gumball thinks for a moment]
Gumball: Hmm... Nope!
[Gumball slams the door. Smash to black.]

There Can Only Be One!

[At the mall, Leslie is seen walking out of Dinner. Leslie sees Tobias, wearing an oversized coat and sunglasses. They both nod to each other. Tobias suddenly disappears after a person walks in front of the camera. Leslie is then seen entering the parking garage. A pipe leaks out, which cues Tobias to come behind Leslie.]
Leslie​​​​​​​​​: [Turns back] So...
Tobias​​​​​​​​​: Let's get started.
[Tobias pulls an exaggeratedly long sword out of his coat and points it to Leslie.]
Leslie​​​​​​​​​: Yeah, not really in a market for a sword, I thought you are selling knockoff handbags.
Tobias​​​​​​​​​: No, there can only be one.
Leslie​​​​​​​​​: One handbag?
Tobias​​​​​​​​​: No. ONE FRIEND!
[Tobias tries to slice Leslie, but Leslie ducks, causing Tobias to miss and pierce through a column. Leslie runs away, but stops to rest shortly after. Tobias makes a few flips while wielding his long sword, then walks towards Leslie. While Leslie walks backwards in fear, he throws a trashcan but Tobias quickly slices the trashcan in half. Leslie throws his pot but Tobias slices it in half as well. Leslie then pulls off his own head and throws it at Tobias]
Leslie​​​​​​​​​: Bad idea. [Collapses]
Tobias​​​​​​​​​: Yes! Give me the power of your friendship! The friendening empowers me!
[While speaking, Tobias absorbs Leslie's "powers," surrounded by blue lightning and shock waves, destroying nearby cars in process.]
Voice: There can only be one...
[Bobert is shown walking through the corridor at school. Tobias appears behind Bobert and inserts a USB drive into his back. Bobert then goes crazy, with virus popups appearing in his view, until he blows a fuse. Tobias absorbs Bobert's "powers," destroying lockers in process. At the stadium, Banana Joe is listening to a cassette player that has the same song as played in background. At the bottom of his seat, Tobias grabs Banana Joe's inside, leaving only his peel. Tobias, shown at a distance on the football field, absorbs Banana Joe's "powers." Tobias then knocks on the door of Sarah's house. Once Sarah answers, Tobias pulls out a hairdryer and points it to Sarah. Sarah screams in distress, but then stops]
Sarah: I think it's on cold?
Tobias​​​​​​​​​: Oh, thanks. [Switches hairdryer to hot]
[Tobias points the hairdryer to Sarah, causing her to melt. Tobias absorbs her "powers" as well. At the graveyard, Tobias tries to hit Carrie using a stick. However, the stick passes through Carrie]
Carrie: I'm a ghost, you joke of a jock! All you've done there is turn a stick into two sticks.
Tobias​​​​​​​​​: Wrong, I've turned it into the ghost of a stick!
[Tobias hits Carrie with an invisible stick. Carrie faints and goes through the ground. Tobias then absorbs Carrie's "powers."]

The Last Target

[At the Watterson's house, Tobias rings the doorbell. Gumball and Darwin open the door.]
Tobias​​​​​​​​​: Gumball! I have defeated all of your friends but one! [Lightning strikes in background] Yeahhh! Yeaa- [Gumball slams the door]
Gumball: Seems he got the wrong end of the stick.
[Gumball and Darwin notice the lights begin to flicker. They turn to the door and gasp]
Tobias​​​​​​​​​: [Phasing through the door, floating like a ghost] Sorry, Darwin! But there can be only one. I've absorbed the powers of Gumball's friends. [Readies laser eyes] Surrender to your doom, Darwin! [Blasts laser eyes at Darwin while laughing menacingly. Darwin runs away and hits the cabinet]
Gumball: Darwin!
[After a short pause, Darwin throws books from the cabinet. Tobias approaches Darwin with a dance, avoiding all the books thrown at him]
Gumball: Dagnabbit, he must have got to Leslie. No one can touch him on the dance floor.
[After Darwin runs out of books to throw, Tobias tries to irradiate Darwin.]
Gumball: What are you doing?
Tobias​​​​​​​​​: I'm using Banana Joe's powers to irradiate him. It's gonna take a while. There's only three hundred and sixty milligrams of potassium in a banana. [Continues trying to irradiate Darwin]
Darwin: Okay, can we move onto next one? I've got a life to live.
Tobias​​​​​​​​​: Well, I was gonna use Sarah's powers but turns out that drawing your opponents falling in love with you isn't that useful in a fight. But Carrie, on the other hand...
[Tobias puts his fingers to his forehead, and the couch moves all of the sudden, making Gumball fall off of it. Tobias makes the couch float and throws it at Darwin. When the dust settles, Darwin is seen suffocating under the weight of the couch. Gumball rushes to his aid]
Gumball: Darwin!
Tobias​​​​​​​​​: I am number one! [Laughs]
Gumball: No, you're not! [Tries to lift couch] That is not how friendship works. You do not get friend points by beating up everybody I know. And you didn't get their magic powers by the way.
[Flashback starts. The first clip shows Tobias screaming while flailing a long, yellow pool noodle around as Leslie stares at him, shaking his head, while Felicity and Billy are walking by, staring at Tobias. The second clip shows Tobias, next to Bobert, screaming and waving his arms around.]
Nigel Brown: [Opens door] Can you keep it down, please? [Slams door]
[Tobias continues to scream quietly. The third clip shows Tobias struggling to enter the Wattersons' house through the mail slot on the door. Gumball and Darwin watch him with shocked expressions]
Tobias​​​​​​​​​: [Struggling] There can be...only one!
[Flashback ends. Tobias sighs. Gumball approaches him.]
Gumball: [Sighs] Look, it doesn't really matter if we're best friends. Because you're a good friend, Tobias. And... good is good, [Pats Tobias] right?
Tobias​​​​​​​​​: I know. I'm sorry. I just wanted more and, I did get a bit... [Makes a funny face]
Gumball: [Laughs] Yeah. It was pretty [Makes a funny face]
[Gumball and Tobias make funny faces, then both laugh.]
Gumball: [Hugs Tobias] Come on then, friend, give me a hand with this couch.
Tobias​​​​​​​​​: Yeah, I'm a good friend, but not the kind of friend you call to move a couch. [Winks and finger-guns Gumball, then struts away coolly. Gumball looks on, satisfied.]
Gumball: Hmm. Fair enough. [Looks at Darwin, who is gasping for air] It's fair enough.
[Episode ends.]
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Episode 1
The DVD
Episode 2
The Responsible
Episode 3
The Third
Episode 4
The Debt
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Episode 5
The End
Episode 6
The Dress
Episode 7
The Quest
Episode 8
The Spoon
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Episode 9
The Pressure
Episode 10
The Painting
Episode 11
The Laziest
Episode 12
The Ghost
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Episode 13
The Mystery
Episode 14
The Prank
Episode 15
The Gi
Episode 16
The Kiss
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Episode 17
The Party
Episode 18
The Refund
Episode 19
The Robot
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