The Grossest Thing Ever[]
- [The episode begins with a shot of the house as we then see the interior and Gumball holding up his gross jar]
- Gumball: Behold, Darwin. The grossest thing ever! I shall name it the gross jar! It will be my legacy to the world! It's the coolest thing ever.
- Darwin: But I thought that my tap-dancing dolphin impression was the coolest thing ever.
- [Darwin imitates a dolphin, complete with dolphin noises and tap dances to music]
- Gumball: Yeah, but this just literally blew you out of the water.
- Darwin: [Sad dolphin noise] What's inside?
- Gumball: Well...
- [Montage of Gumball sneezing and disposing the used tissues in his gross jar, feeding birds and collecting poop, picking lint out of Richard's belly button and Richard drinking out-of-date milk and Gumball holding up the gross jar, winking. We cut back to a rather confused Darwin]
- Darwin: O...kay. So what are you going to do with it?
- [Richard walks into the kitchen behind the two, looking half asleep and yawning as he mistakes the gross jar for his coffee and puts it in the microwave]
- Gumball: Yeah, well, that's the problem. I don't really know. It needs a final touch to make it a true masterpiece.
- [Richard turns on the microwave]
- Gumball and Darwin: [Both gasp simultaneously] Nuke it!
- Richard: Could you tell me when my coffee's ready? I'll be in the garden.
- Darwin: What's going on?
- [Both look directly at the gross jar which mysteriously creates an eyeball. Gumball and Darwin scream]
- Gumball: It's looking at me!
- Darwin: Dude, where did you find an eyeball?
- Gumball: I-I didn't. It must be the atomic power of the microwave.
- [The microwave dings, and smoke appears]
- Darwin: It looks like it's alive.
- [Gumball opens the microwave door, then takes out the gross jar. Eyes and a mouth are created]
- Kenneth: Mama.
- Darwin: Did you hear that? It called you "Mom."
- Gumball: Hmm. Then I guess that makes you its dad.
- Darwin: Its dad?! Aah! What are we gonna do?! I don't want to be a baby father! Let's ditch it!
- Gumball: Shh! Don't say stuff like that in front of him! I mean, come on. He's kind of cute. Hello, little guy.
- [Kenneth laughs]
- Gumball: Don't you worry about a thing. Me and your father will take care of everything.
- [Darwin sneaks away and Gumball sees him]
- Gumball: [Angrily] Darwin! Where do you think you're going?!
- Darwin: [Nervous] Uh… to buy some stuff? At the shop?
- Gumball: What are you doing?! He's your son.
- [Darwin sees Kenneth's cute looking body, then he cries]
- Darwin: [Cries] I'm sorry, little guy. From now on, I'll always be there for you.
- [Kenneth struggles]
- Gumball: [Gasps] Darwin, I think he's ready for his first steps.
- Darwin: Wait! [Goes off-screen, and returns carrying a camera] Go ahead. Come on, don't be shy. Come to Daddy. Aww! He's kind of got my eyes. Don't you think? [Kenneth jumps out and starts eating his eye] Aah! He's got my top lip, too!
- Gumball: Dude, it's what babies do. He's just suckling.
- Darwin: It's not suckling! It's eating!
- Gumball: Okay, relax. He's just playing. He'll come off on his own.
- Darwin: [Calms down] Okay. Okay. Okay. Aah! His teeth are sinking in!
- Gumball: Okay, that's enough! Bad baby! Stop mauling your father and get back in your jar this insta—
- [Kenneth tackles Gumball and bites his neck]
- Gumball: Aah! Aah! He's got my neck!
- Darwin: I know what it is. He must be hungry.
Feeding It[]
- [Kenneth is in a high chair. He breaks a plate, snarling hungrily and excitedly]
- Darwin: Okay, so it doesn't like fruits, vegetables, or cereal. But it does like pigeons, rats, raccoons, seagulls, and the mailman's butt.
- Anais: What was all that noise? What are you two up— Aah! What is that thing?!
- Gumball: It's our baby.
- Anais: What are you talking about? Where did you find it?
- Darwin: It came out of the microwave.
- Anais: Are you sure it didn't come out of the toilet? It's disgusting.
- Gumball: They always look a bit funny when they're just born.
- Darwin: He's actually very advanced for his age.
- Gumball: You should have seen him catch that seagull.
- Anais: What?! You let that monster out?
- Gumball: [Through his teeth] Look, I was trying to be nice here, but you better stop insulting our child or I don't know what I'll do.
- Anais: It's not a child! And what is it doing in my high chair?
- Gumball: Don't listen to her, Kenneth. She's just jealous.
- Anais: [Confused] You called it "Kenneth"?
- Gumball: Baby needs a name. Look, like it or not, you're Kenneth's aunt. Now, we're gonna buy more pigeon traps. You babysit.
- Anais: Are you crazy? What do you think you're—
- [Gumball and Darwin leave]
- Anais: Ugh!
- [Kenneth grumbles]
- Anais: I guess you're kind of ugly cute.
- [Scene changes to Kenneth's point of view]
- Anais: What kind of animal are you? Wow. Those are pretty pointy teeth.
- [Kenneth gets out of the high chair]
- Anais: What the— Aah!
- [He jumps at Anais and she screams in fear. Later...]
- Gumball: Kenneth, we're home!
- [Gumball drops his pigeon traps and he sees the messy room. Kenneth has gained weight. Anais is nowhere to be seen]
- Gumball: Ah! What a mess.
- Darwin: Where's Anais?
- Gumball: Eh, I knew she'd bail.
- Darwin: Gumball, has Kenneth grown?
- Gumball: Grown into a trouble maker. This place is a mess! Naughty Kenneth.
- [The doorbell rings]
- Gary: [Off-screen] Parcel for the Wattersons!
- [Kenneth jumps out the high chair and runs to the front door]
- Gary: [Off-screen] Hi. Waah! Whoa!
- [Gumball and Darwin burst out the door while Kenneth slurps up the mailman]
- Darwin: [Notices Kenneth is even bigger] Did Kenneth just eat the mailman?
- Gumball: Uh, no, no, no. That's not possible. Not my Kenneth.
- Darwin: Well, where is he, then?
- Gumball: What do I know, mailing? I'm more worried about Kenneth. Does it look to you like he's gaining weight?
- [Kenneth is seen eating garbage]
- Darwin: I'm more worried about his attitude. This boy needs discipline.
- Gumball: [Sighs] I think we need parental advice.
Parental Advice[]
- [Richard relaxes in the backyard. He tans himself, with cucumber slices covering his eyes]
- Gumball: So, um, we're doing this school project.
- Richard: Uh-huh.
- Gumball: And, uh, we've got to look after this, uh, gross dog thing.
- Richard: I'm with you.
- Gumball: And we need your help disciplining it.
- Richard: [Gets up] Okay. It's pretty simple, kind of like children, actually. The first thing you have to do is to let it know you're the pack leader. So you look them in the eyes and tell them firmly you're the boss. [Points at Kenneth] Now, you've been a naughty doggy!
- [Kenneth consumes Richard's finger]
- Gumball: Dad, he's got your finger.
- Richard: Well, that's to be expected, son. The best thing to do is to remain calm and reassert your authority.
- [Kenneth consumes Richard's arm]
- Gumball: Yeah, but it seems to be eating your arm.
- Richard: Ha ha ha. It's just testing its boundaries. The worst you can do is give it attention for negative behavior.
- [As Richard talks, he is slowly eaten by Kenneth]
- Richard: I have always found that a positive reinforcement approach is the best way to— [Gets eaten completely]
- Gumball and Darwin: DAD!
- Gumball: Kenneth's eaten Dad!
- Darwin: Probably Anais, too!
- Gumball: We've got to save them!
- [Kenneth finishes eating Richard, and roars at the two]
- Gumball: We'll save them later!
- [Gumball and Darwin run away, screaming]
The Fight Against Kenneth[]
- [Gumball and Darwin barricade the house. At night, Nicole comes back home]
- Nicole: Hey kids. Sorry I'm late, I— [Gets hit by a bucket] Ow! What the—
- Gumball: [Talking very fast] Mom, something terrible in the garden became in the microwave and became alive and swallowed the mailman and dad and Anais and wants to eat us and we got here, and—
- Nicole: [Confused] What?
- [Gumball hyperventilates]
- Darwin: What Gumball is trying to say is [Panicking] the microwave monster was nice at first, but then it ate everyone! It's horrible and it's in the garden and it's really dangerous! We need to build an army to— [Babbling]
- Nicole: Okay, slow down, boys. Where's your father?
- [A sound from the backyard causes Gumball and Darwin to gasp and look at Kenneth walking through the window. Then they scream]
- Gumball and Darwin: It's turned to a monster, and now it's coming to get us!
- Nicole: Oh, for goodness' sake. It's probably just a raccoon. I'll go and check. You stay here. [Walks to the backyard]
- Gumball and Darwin: No! Don't go outside!
- [Nicole goes outside, wary]
- Nicole: Richard? Where are you? What's wrong with the kids? They haven't been this scared since you made them wax your back. Richard, you better not be trying to scare me.
- [Nicole steps on a rubber duck, and is startled by it]
- Nicole: [Sighs in relief] Oh! Aww. Richard? Richard, stop playing games.
- [Kenneth sneaks from behind, and towers over Nicole]
- Nicole: Richard? Aaaaaaah!
- [Nicole looks up, and screams. Back inside…]
- Gumball and Darwin: Mo-o-o-o-o-m!
- Darwin: This is all our fault! It's because we're bad parents!
- Gumball: Kenneth has grown up to be a troubled child.
- Darwin: A troubled child that eats people! We've got to do something!
- Gumball: You're right. No video games for a week.
- Darwin: [Crosses arms]
- Gumball: Uh, grounded for two weeks? Okay. Let's send him to boarding school.
- Darwin: Stop being so soft! We have to stop him now!
- [Gumball cries. Cuts to the both of them creeping around out in the backyard, carrying tools for weapons. An owl hoots]
- Gumball: What was that?
- Darwin: It's an owl.
- Gumball: Oh.
- [They continue walking. A twig cracks]
- Gumball: What was that?
- Darwin: A twig.
- Gumball: Oh.
- [They continue walking again. A flapping sound is heard]
- Darwin: What was that?
- Gumball: That's my butt cheek quivering with fear.
- Darwin: Really?
- Gumball: Yeah. Look.
- [Gumball's butt is seen quivering. Then some of Kenneth's goo drops on them. He growls, and the Watterson brothers scream and run. Kenneth growls again, and pounces on the ground. He gets stuck in the fence]
- Gumball: Darwin, this is our chance!
- [They charge, and repeatedly smack Kenneth's butt with their weapons. But each time they hit it, someone inside Kenneth screams "ow." The brothers notice this, and gasp with joy]
- Darwin: Are you all right in there?
- Richard: [Presses face against Kenneth's butt] Partly digested and a little cramped, but otherwise fine. Just get us out of here, please!
- [Kenneth gets up, and sends the brothers flying. They hit a wall]
- Gumball: [Groans] Dude, we gotta do something.
- Darwin: I got it!
- [Darwin grabs the garden hose, and eventually ties it around himself]
- Darwin: Tie the hose pipe around me, then all I have to do is dive into his mouth, grab everyone, make a human chain, and when I say, "okay," you simply pull us out. Got it? Let's go!
- [Darwin runs to Kenneth, and successfully gets eaten. He sees the other people inside]
- Darwin: Yeah! Did it! Everybody, hold tight. Okay, Gumball, now pull!
- Gumball: Gotcha! [Struggles to pull them out; fails] Okay, this isn't working.
- Darwin: Well, think of something else! Our lives depend on you!
- Gumball: Uh, I hate to tell you this, but I got nothin'.
- [Kenneth roars at Gumball, knocking him against the wall. He also turns the tap on with his impact]
- Gumball: No, no, no! Kenneth, please don't eat me! Please! [Kenneth starts to bloat and grow with water] If you like eating people, I-I'll bring you some, like a good mother.
- Gumball: And, uh, maybe a salad once in a while because you're starting to get a little bit chubby.
- [Kenneth continues to bloat until he pops, and the water inside of him floods the backyard. Gary floats by Gumball, and hands him a package]
- Gary: Here's your package. Have a nice day. [Floats away]
- [A pigeon floats by, and the flood recedes. The rest of the Wattersons are by his side]
- Darwin, Anais, Nicole and Richard: Gumball!
- Darwin: Great idea, turning on the hose.
- Gumball: Oh, pfft. It was nothing. Just quick thinking, you know? I-I work best when I'm under pressure. It definitely wasn't an accident or anything.
- [Kenneth (back to his small size) is seen. Gumball and Darwin walk to him]
- Gumball: Aww, Kenneth. Look at you now. You're as sweet as when you were born. Who could imagine he'd turn into such a—
- Richard: [Charges at Kenneth with a tool for a weapon] Aah!
- Gumball: Dad, no!
- Richard: Are you kidding me?! That thing ate me and barfed me! I'm gonna end this right now!
- Gumball: B-But he didn't mean it. It's just that we've been bad parents!
- Anais: Gumball, that thing is a man-eating monster!
- Gumball: Yes, maybe he eats people once in a while, but maybe, just maybe, he needs some love and understanding. We are responsible for the future generation. We make the children that will become the world of tomorrow. Don't blame Kenneth. Blame yourselves, because you're my parents, too.
- Nicole: What?!
- Gumball: Look at him. He won't hurt anyone now.
- Darwin: Doesn't this poor creature deserve a second chance?
- [Everyone observes him "innocently" looking around]
- Anais, Nicole and Richard: Aww! Okay.
- Gumball: Trust me, guys. This time, it'll be different.
- [Skips to a gigantic Kenneth wreaking havoc on Elmore town. Sirens blare, and helicopters train their lights on Kenneth. Kenneth knocks a helicopter down, and roars]
- Darwin: On second thought, we probably should have listened to Dad.
- [Episode ends]
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Episode 1 The DVD |
Episode 2 The Responsible |
Episode 3 The Third |
Episode 4 The Debt |
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Episode 5 The End |
Episode 6 The Dress |
Episode 7 The Quest |
Episode 8 The Spoon |
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Episode 9 The Pressure |
Episode 10 The Painting |
Episode 11 The Laziest |
Episode 12 The Ghost |
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Episode 13 The Mystery |
Episode 14 The Prank |
Episode 15 The Gi |
Episode 16 The Kiss |
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Episode 17 The Party |
Episode 18 The Refund |
Episode 19 The Robot |
Episode 20 The Picnic |
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Episode 21 The Goons |
Episode 22 The Secret |
Episode 23 The Sock |
Episode 24 The Genius |
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Episode 25 The Poltergeist |
Episode 26 The Mustache |
Episode 27 The Date |
Episode 28 The Club |
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Episode 29 The Wand |
Episode 30 The Ape |
Episode 31 The Car |
Episode 32 The Curse |
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Episode 33 The Microwave |
Episode 34 The Meddler |
Episode 35 The Helmet |
Episode 36 The Fight |
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Episode 1 The Remote |
Episode 2 The Colossus |
Episode 3 The Knights |
Episode 4 The Fridge |
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Episode 5 The Flower |
Episode 6 The Banana |
Episode 7 The Phone |
Episode 8 The Job |
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Episode 9 Halloween |
Episode 10 The Treasure |
Episode 11 The Apology |
Episode 12 The Words |
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Episode 13 The Skull |
Episode 14 The Bet |
Episode 15 Christmas |
Episode 16 The Watch |
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Episode 17 The Bumpkin |
Episode 18 The Flakers |
Episode 19 The Authority |
Episode 20 The Virus |
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Episode 21 The Pony |
Episode 22 The Hero |
Episode 23 The Dream |
Episode 24 The Sidekick |
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Episode 25 The Photo |
Episode 26 The Tag |
Episode 27 The Storm |
Episode 28 The Lesson |
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Episode 29 The Game |
Episode 30 The Limit |
Episode 31 The Voice |
Episode 32 The Promise |
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Episode 33 The Castle |
Episode 34 The Boombox |
Episode 35 The Tape |
Episode 36 The Sweaters |
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Episode 37 The Internet |
Episode 38 The Plan |
Episode 39 The World |
Episode 40 The Finale |
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Episode 1 The Kids |
Episode 2 The Fan |
Episode 3 The Coach |
Episode 4 The Joy |
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Episode 5 The Puppy |
Episode 6 The Recipe |
Episode 7 The Name |
Episode 8 The Extras |
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Episode 9 The Gripes |
Episode 10 The Vacation |
Episode 11 The Fraud |
Episode 12 The Void |
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Episode 13 The Boss |
Episode 14 The Move |
Episode 15 The Law |
Episode 16 The Allergy |
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Episode 17 The Mothers |
Episode 18 The Password |
Episode 19 The Procrastinators |
Episode 20 The Shell |
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Episode 21 The Burden |
Episode 22 The Bros |
Episode 23 The Mirror |
Episode 24 The Man |
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Episode 25 The Pizza |
Episode 26 The Lie |
Episode 27 The Butterfly |
Episode 28 The Question |
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Episode 29 The Saint |
Episode 30 The Friend |
Episode 31 The Oracle |
Episode 32 The Safety |
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Episode 33 The Society |
Episode 34 The Spoiler |
Episode 35 The Countdown |
Episode 36 The Nobody |
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Episode 37 The Downer |
Episode 38 The Egg |
Episode 39 The Triangle |
Episode 40 The Money |
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Episode 1 The Return |
Episode 2 The Nemesis |
Episode 3 The Crew |
Episode 4 The Others |
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Episode 5 The Signature |
Episode 6 The Check |
Episode 7 The Pest |
Episode 8 The Sale |
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Episode 9 The Gift |
Episode 10 The Parking |
Episode 11 The Routine |
Episode 12 The Upgrade |
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Episode 13 The Comic |
Episode 14 The Romantic |
Episode 15 The Uploads |
Episode 16 The Apprentice |
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Episode 17 The Hug |
Episode 18 The Wicked |
Episode 19 The Traitor |
Episode 20 The Origins |
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Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two |
Episode 22 The Girlfriend |
Episode 23 The Advice |
Episode 24 The Signal |
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Episode 25 The Parasite |
Episode 26 The Love |
Episode 27 The Awkwardness |
Episode 28 The Nest |
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Episode 29 The Points |
Episode 30 The Bus |
Episode 31 The Night |
Episode 32 The Misunderstandings |
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Episode 33 The Roots |
Episode 34 The Blame |
Episode 35 The Slap |
Episode 36 The Detective |
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Episode 37 The Fury |
Episode 38 The Compilation |
Episode 39 The Scam |
Episode 40 The Disaster |
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Episode 1 The Rerun |
Episode 2 The Stories |
Episode 3 The Guy |
Episode 4 The Boredom |
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Episode 5 The Vision |
Episode 6 The Choices |
Episode 7 The Code |
Episode 8 The Test |
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Episode 9 The Slide |
Episode 10 The Loophole |
Episode 11 The Fuss |
Episode 12 The Copycats |
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Episode 13 The Potato |
Episode 14 The Outside |
Episode 15 The Vase |
Episode 16 The Matchmaker |
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Episode 17 The Box |
Episode 18 The Console |
Episode 19 The Ollie |
Episode 20 The Catfish |
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Episode 21 The Cycle |
Episode 22 The Stars |
Episode 23 The Grades |
Episode 24 The Diet |
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Episode 25 The Ex |
Episode 26 The Sorcerer |
Episode 27 The Menu |
Episode 28 The Uncle |
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Episode 29 The Weirdo |
Episode 30 The Heist |
Episode 31 The Singing |
Episode 32 The Best |
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Episode 33 The Worst |
Episode 34 The Deal |
Episode 35 The Petals |
Episode 36 The Nuisance |
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Episode 37 The Line |
Episode 38 The List |
Episode 39 The News |
Episode 40 The Puppets |
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Episode 1 The Rival |
Episode 2 The Lady |
Episode 3 The Sucker |
Episode 4 The Vegging |
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Episode 5 The One |
Episode 6 The Father |
Episode 7 The Cringe |
Episode 8 The Cage |
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Episode 9 The Neighbor |
Episode 10 The Anybody |
Episode 11 The Faith |
Episode 12 The Candidate |
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Episode 13 The Pact |
Episode 14 The Shippening |
Episode 15 The Brain |
Episode 16 The Parents |
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Episode 17 The Founder |
Episode 18 The Schooling |
Episode 19 The Intelligence |
Episode 20 The Potion |
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Episode 21 The Spinoffs |
Episode 22 The Transformation |
Episode 23 The Understanding |
Episode 24 The Ad |
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Episode 25 The Ghouls |
Episode 26 The Stink |
Episode 27 The Awareness |
Episode 28 The Slip |
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Episode 29 The Drama |
Episode 30 The Buddy |
Episode 31 The Possession |
Episode 32 The Master |
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Episode 33 The Silence |
Episode 34 The Future |
Episode 35 The Wish |
Episode 36 The Factory |
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Episode 37 The Agent |
Episode 38 The Web |
Episode 39 The Mess |
Episode 40 The Heart |
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Episode 41 The Revolt |
Episode 42 The Decisions |
Episode 43 The BFFS |
Episode 44 The Inquisition |