No Sleep
- [The episode starts with Gumball and Penny talking on the phone]
- Penny: So you're sure it's not a problem to babysit my little sister tomorrow?
- Gumball: Ah, Penny, please. I'm the most responsible kid I know.
- Penny: I agree. Usually when something goes wrong, you're the one responsible.
- Gumball: Pfft, come on! I might struggle for, like, half an hour or so, but after I find my footing I— ahh! [Falls off the stool]
- Penny: What?
- [Gumball tries to get up using a cabinet, but manages to pull it out instead]
- Gumball: Uh, nothing, nothing. [Opens a cabinet] So, yeah. I bought all the stuff on the list you gave me: peanuts, almonds, cashews, mold spores...
- Penny: That was a list of her allergies.
- Gumball: [Upon hearing this, promptly throws what he bought for Polly in the trash] That's what I'm saying! There's none left in the place.
- Penny: Okay, so the house is toddler-proofed?
- Gumball: Sure is!
- [Camera cuts to Felicity and Billy looking at the fence around the Wattersons' house, as a camera tracks them]
- Gumball: [Off-screen] I can't see any baby breaking in here.
- Penny: Okay, but promise you won't stay up all night playing games online, like you always do.
- Gumball: Uh, we didn't stay up all night playing games online. We stayed up all night watching other people playing games online whilst talking about what it feels like to play games online.
- Penny: [Sighs]
- Gumball: All right. I prom—
- [Cuts to Gumball and Darwin watching a long video called "Awesome shot!!!!!1" at night with suspenseful music playing in the background]
- Darwin: Dude, I told you, it's a troll GIF. It's just looping.
- Gumball: Just one more minute...
- [Cuts to morning with a rooster crowing in the background]
- [In the video, the man shoots the arrow, popping all five balloons as Gumball and Darwin cheer]
- Gumball and Darwin: Eyyyy.
- Gumball: Totally worth it.
- [Doorbell rings]
- Gumball: OH, NO! PENNY!
- [Gumball and Darwin tiredly open the door and wave to Penny and Polly]
- Gumball: Oh, hi.
- Penny: [Sighs] You've been up all night, haven't you? Your eyes look like saggy oysters.
- Gumball: Oh, we're fine. [Reaches out for Polly] Where is the little peanut?
- Polly: [Giggles] I made you a picture! [Shows a drawing of a foot saying "Hi" to Gumball]
- Gumball: Aww, thank you! What is it?
- Polly: It's Bigfoot!
- Gumball: So it is.
- Polly: [Hugs Gumball] Hee!
- Penny: Okay, we'll be back from the movie at four. Can you manage her till then?
- Gumball: [Yawns] Don't worry, I'll take it from here.
- Penny: Thanks, Gumball. Bye, Polly! [Walks off]
- Polly: Bye!
- Gumball: I think everything will be just [He and Darwin fall asleep, blacking out] fiiii...
Polly "Disappears"
- [Later in the day: Gumball is putting together something that vaguely resembles a snowman made of meat. When he realizes what he is doing, he screams in fear and inches away]
- Darwin: [Off-screen] Gumball, what's happening?!
- Gumball: Uh, I don't know, man!
- Darwin: [Off-screen] Something's wrong with us! Check our symptoms on the Internet!
- Gumball: I'm not sure searching online for "meat snowman surprise" would yield the most constructive results! WHERE ARE YOU?!
- [Darwin is in the living room with a fat cat wearing heels that looks like Gumball]
- Darwin: In the middle of losing my mind, I think.
- [A panicking Gumball runs in]
- Gumball: Dude! WHERE IS POLLY?!
- Darwin: Polly?!
- Gumball: Polly?!
- Darwin: Polly?!
- Gumball: Polly?!
- Gumball: [Checks in the microwave...] Polly?
- Darwin: [...In the toilet...] Polly?
- Gumball: [...In the fridge...] Polly?
- Darwin: [...And in a potato chip bag] Polly!
- [They're in their room. Gumball looks at Darwin disbelievingly, then smacks the bag away]
- Gumball: We have to find her!
- Darwin: [Deliriously] Or we dress me like Polly, her parents take me back with them, I join their family, and they raise me as their daughter. Twenty years later - "Congratulations, Penny's sister, you're gonna be a mother!"
- Gumball: ...What?
- Darwin: Then I move to the suburbs with Pompadour, my rainbow frog husband, and raise a couple of windmills and... [Gumball slaps him and he comes to his senses] Yeah! We need to find her!
- [The brothers go outside, walking drowsily]
- Darwin: Should we just order a cab?
- Gumball: Yeah, that should help us cover a little bit more of the neighborhood.
- [The brothers fix their postures. Gumball and Darwin attempt to order a cab but they black out just as it is ordered]
Finding Polly
- [The brothers wake up in an upside-down police car. They notice and fall down from their seats. They shout in fear as they realize what is going on]
- Gumball: Officer, do something! Please do something!
- [The car goes through a traffic jam, and somehow makes it out of there in one piece]
- Darwin: Officer, wake up!
- Donut Cop: Uh... Agh! Wh... Why did you guys wake me up?!
- Gumball: [Dispels all previous traces of fear] Because we're in a car sliding down the road upside-down.
- Donut Cop: Well, thanks. Now I have to deal with two traumatic crashes rather than one!
- Gumball: What do you mean?
- [The car crashes into a lamp post. Gumball and Darwin remove a window and pull the sheriff out]
- Gumball: What is happening here, man?! It's like our lives [As he says the following lines, the picture glitches out] are being editededitededited by a thirteen-year old [Glitches out] vlogger or something. One minute, we're here [High-pitched] and the next thing we know, we're like "Raaaaaaaa!" and two minutes later we're like "Wooyooyooyooyoo!" and that leaves me completely like [Groaning]. You know what I mean?
- Darwin: I'm not sure. But it seems like every time we blink, time skips forward. So I say we don't close our eyes until we find Polly.
- Gumball: I agree. [His phone vibrates, pulls it out] "Your cab is arriving."
Mugging a Corncob
- [...But when it does, it crashes into the police car, which totals both in a big explosion which makes Gumball and Darwin close their eyes. When they wake up, Gumball is punching Jeff and Darwin trying to stop him]
- Darwin: No, stop it, stop it!!! Stop! No, stop it! Stop!
- Gumball: WHAT?!!
- Darwin: I think we already got what we wanted...
- Gumball: [Referring to the briefcase Darwin is holding] Polly's in there?
- [Money comes out of the case. Shocked, both boys shout]
- Gumball: WHERE IS SHE?!
- Darwin: MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT HIM?!
- Gumball: BUT POLLY--
- Darwin: [Shouting] BUT INNOCENT MUGGING VICTIM!!!!!
- Gumball: Okay, okay! We, uh, we... we... we make it look like it happened through natural causes!
- Darwin: What? How?
- [Gumball puts a note saying "ExERcise BLows"]
- Gumball: There, like this.
- Darwin: "Exercise blows"?
- Gumball: ...Yeah, maybe not. Oh, I know! We'll make it look like an accident!
- [results are shown: Jeff is in a canoe, grasping an oar as Gumball looks pleased and Darwin concerned]
- Gumball: There! A canoe accident. ...No, that's not quite right. ...Oh!
- [Gumball puts on a radio and poses Jeff; he falls over]
- Gumball: This isn't working! What do we do?!
- [Gumball punches Jeff, reviving him. Both boys shriek in fear as Jeff comes towards them, causing them to black out again, and wake up at a fair, being roared at by Tina. Gumball interprets this as a threat]
The "Fight"
- Gumball: [Enraged] OH YEAH, TINA?! WELL, IF THAT'S THE WAY IT IS, GET READY FOR A TASTE OF MY... Uh... [Checks his weapon] MY BULLFROG'S HARP! [Roars]
- Gumball: [he picks up a twig and uses it along with his bullfrog's harp as a bow and arrow] BACK OOOOOOOOOOFFFFF!!!!!
- Darwin: DUDE, WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY?!
- Gumball: I DUNNO! I'M IRRATIONALLY ANGRY! [Grunts]
- Tina: [Roars]
- Gumball: COME AND GET IT, YOU HALLOWEEN TURKEY!!!!!
- Tina: [Roars]
- [Gumball blacks out again]
The Explanation
- [Both boys wake up at their house... now looking a tad bit worse for wear]
- Patrick: I have to say, boys, I took you for a bunch of slack-jawed buffoons, but... You did a really good job!
- [Both boys look at each other, worried. After a bit of suspense, Polly's revealed to be with them!]
- Gumball: Oh, my gosh! [He and Darwin hug Polly] You're aliiiiiive [Realizes Penny's glaring at them] ...ly child? Con...gratulations, sir! She must take after you! Or-Or, you, Mrs. Fitzgerald. It's hard to tell. You look so alike. Are... you related?
- [Both Fitzgerald parents are surprised; Penny glares at him again]
- Patrick: Polly, say goodbye and get your stuff. Bye, kids!
- [Gumball and Darwin wave after Patrick and Judith. Penny stays and grows more suspicious]
- Penny: WHAT HAPPENED?!
- Gumball: Uh, nothing! Why would you say that?
- [Penny angrily points to Gumball's black eye, the blue cat dressed up as Gumball, Darwin's bruised lips, the snowman made of meat, and the stuffed bullfrog playing a harp]
- Gumball: Okay, okay. We lost her.
- Penny: Then what happened?!
- Gumball: That's the thing. We don't really know.
- Polly: I do. It started when I arrived...
- [Flashbacks to when Penny drops off Polly to Gumball and Darwin]
- Penny: Thanks, Gumball. Bye, Polly!
- Polly: Bye!
- Gumball: I think everything will be just [He and Darwin fall asleep] fine...
- [Gumball places Polly on the couch]
- Gumball: Would you like some orange juice?
- Polly: Uh-huh!
- [Gumball tiredly walks to the fridge and opens it. Before he gets the orange juice, the fridge chills him and he starts singing while building a snowman made of meat from the fridge]
- Gumball: Hey! Jingle dance! Jingle dance! Jingle in your face! Chilling out like sauerkraut who just caught himself a trout! Hey! Jingle dance! Jingle dance! Jingle in your face! Always...
- [Gumball continues singing as Polly confusedly stares at him. She then hears Darwin and walks outside]
- Darwin: Gumball! Put some clothes on! The neighbors can see you!
- [Darwin puts pants on a blue cat outside, who then proceeds to scratch Darwin's face, causing him to scream and jump through the window. Polly follows Darwin inside]
- [Flashback ends]
- Gumball: Aah!
- [The blue cat walks out of the house]
- Gumball: Well, on the upside, that cat certainly knows how to work those heels, heh...
- Penny: [Sighs] Okay, what happened next?
- Polly: Then they started harmonizing...
- [Flashbacks to Gumball and Darwin harmonizing]
- Gumball: La la la la laaa
- Gumball: La laaa Darwin: La la laaa
- Darwin: La la laaa Gumball: La laaa
- Gumball and Darwin: La la laaa la la laaa
- [Gumball and Darwin continue harmonizing]
- Polly: That went on for about twenty minutes before I got bored and went to the backyard. Then when I came back, they were gone, so I went outside.
- [Polly goes outside to meet Gumball and Darwin trying to order a cab while a police officer shows up]
- Donut Cop: Hey! What's going on here? Jaywalking, huh?
- [Gumball and Darwin climb into the police car]
- Donut Cop: What the... Hey!
- Gumball: Hey do you have any mints or water?
- Donut Cop: What?! Who do you think I am?!
- Darwin: Uh, [Points to Doughnut Sheriff's badge] a one-star driver by the looks of it.
- Gumball: Yeah, not surprising when you see the state of the back seat. Smells like a turtle tank in here.
- Donut Cop: Right. I'm taking you two downtown. Maybe a night in the cells will improve your attitude.
- [Siren starts as the police car drives off]
- Gumball: Dude, this tune blows. There's no lyrics. Do you mind if I just...
- [Gumball tries to "change stations" while the Doughnut Sheriff tries to stop him]
- Donut Cop: What the— stop it!
- Gumball: I'm just changing stations!
- [Gumball fiddles with the radio, causing random conversations to come from it]
- Radio: One seven, one seven. X-ray Charlie, X-ray Charlie. One seven, one seven.
- Donut Cop: Stop it!
- [The police car starts swerving, flips upside down, hits a fire hydrant and proceeds to slides down the road]
- Radio: Charlie, Charlie, Charlie. One seven, one seven. X-ray, X-ray, X-ray, X-ray. One seven, one seven.
- [The police car continues making noises while Polly watches. Flashback ends]
- Gumball: Mm, did they have to call the fire department too? 'Cause that song sounds lit! No? Okay.
- Penny: What happened next, Polly?
- Polly: Well, they went through town looking for me.
- [Flashbacks to when Gumball and Darwin look for Polly in town]
- Gumball: Polly!
- Darwin: Polly!
- [Jeff walks past, smells his breath, and eats some mints. However, he starts choking on one and tries telling Gumball to help him]
- Gumball: Oh, I-I know what to do!
- [Gumball attempts to do the Heimlich maneuver on Jeff, but drops him on a trash can]
- Darwin: That's not how you do it.
- Gumball: Well, just... You do it, then.
- Darwin: [Walks to Jeff] Okay, I would like you to breathe in [Inhales] and breathe out. [Exhales]
- [Jeff continues choking]
- Darwin: No, no, no. Breathe in. [Inhales] Breathe out. [Exhales] Breathe in. [Inhales] Breathe out. [Exhales]
- [Jeff coughs out the mint and faints]
- Darwin: There! He's relaxed now.
- Polly: You need to give him CPR.
- Gumball and Darwin: Ahh, thank you, Polly.
- [Darwin tries giving CPR to Jeff's suitcase while Gumball tries to give CPR to Jeff by repeatedly punching his chest. Flashback ends]
- Gumball: Wait, you were following us the whole time?
- Penny: No, Polly was using the Force to appear to you as a hologram.
- Gumball: Right, I’m sure there’s an explanation for that too.
- Penny: [Turns into minotaur form] OF COURSE SHE WAS WITH YOU!!!!!
- Gumball: Wha-what happened after that guy worked up and attacked us?
- Polly: [Flashback] He didn’t attack you, he hugged you!
- Jeff: [Hugs the boys] Oh, thank you so much, you saved my life! Anything, ask me for anything you like and I’ll buy it for you!
- Gumball: I would like the golden twinkle in an old man’s eye as he holds his infant granddaughter.
- Jeff: What?
- Gumball: Okay, then I’d like the power to lay eggs.
Jeff: Uhhhhh...
- Polly: [Voice-over] That went on for a while, but you finally settled for a... [Flashback ends] stuffed bullfrog that plays the harp.
- Darwin: Okay, but what about the fight with Tina?
- Polly: That happened when you bumped into a charity worker who asked if you wanted to save a child. They only wanted a couple of dollars but apparently you decided to go above and beyond.
- [Flashbacks to when Gumball and Darwin are at the charity fair. Sarah, Hot Dog Guy, Teri, Leslie and Tina are lined up for a kissing booth, with Tina in front]
- Gumball: This is all for you, Polly. Okay, Tina, let's get on with it. [Puckers]
- Tina: Actually, I'm in line for Darwin.
- Gumball: Uh uh uh, sorry, but I'm the only one who's allowed to kiss Darwin. That's in the rulebook. [Displays two waffles with staples sticking them together] Right here.
- Tina: That's not a rulebook. That's two potato waffles stapled together.
- Gumball: Well if that's how it is then just beat it!
- Tina: Then I want my money back.
- Gumball: It says on waffle two, no refunds!
- Tina: [Roars]
- Gumball: COME AND GET IT, YOU HALLOWEEN TURKEY!!!!!
- [Gumball hits himself with the stick he was assaulting Tina with and falls down. Tina batts her eyes at at Darwin and goes closer to him as he gasps. The flashback ends]
- Gumball: Okay, that explains Darwin's lips but not how we ended up back here.
- Polly: Oh, we took the bus.
- Gumball: Huh. [Glances at Darwin]
- Polly: [Hugs Gumball] Goodbye, now!
- [Polly leaves, leaving only Gumball, Penny and Darwin at the door. Gumball yawns]
- Gumball: Well, now if you excuse us, I think it's best if we get some sleep and-
- Penny: Oh, I don't think so. Not before I'm done screaming at you! I COUNTED ON YOU, YOU GLUTE LORD! YOU GOOF WIZARD! YOU DORK PILOT! YOU DOPE SANDWICH! YOU...FOOL...TACO! YOU MEAT MUFFIN...
- [Gumball and Darwin look at each other and close their eyes. They wake up at night, and Penny is still there, exhaustedly screaming at Gumball]
- Penny: ...slack jawed slime nugget. You- [Sighs] I think that's all I've got.
- Gumball: Sorry. Do you forgive me?
- Penny: [Inhales sharply] I'll think about it. [Storms off]
- [Gumball and Darwin walk inside and close the door]
- Gumball: Yeah, to be honest, I was a little disappointed with the bus ending part.
- Darwin: Yeah, I expected more.
- Gumball: Eh, anyway, nighty night, dude.
- [The bus is revealed to have crashed on top of the Watterson's house. Episode ends]
v • e Transcript |
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Episode 1 The DVD |
Episode 2 The Responsible |
Episode 3 The Third |
Episode 4 The Debt |
Episode 5 The End |
Episode 6 The Dress |
Episode 7 The Quest |
Episode 8 The Spoon |
Episode 9 The Pressure |
Episode 10 The Painting |
Episode 11 The Laziest |
Episode 12 The Ghost |
Episode 13 The Mystery |
Episode 14 The Prank |
Episode 15 The Gi |
Episode 16 The Kiss |
Episode 17 The Party |
Episode 18 The Refund |
Episode 19 The Robot |
Episode 20 The Picnic |
Episode 21 The Goons |
Episode 22 The Secret |
Episode 23 The Sock |
Episode 24 The Genius |
Episode 25 The Poltergeist |
Episode 26 The Mustache |
Episode 27 The Date |
Episode 28 The Club |
Episode 29 The Wand |
Episode 30 The Ape |
Episode 31 The Car |
Episode 32 The Curse |
Episode 33 The Microwave |
Episode 34 The Meddler |
Episode 35 The Helmet |
Episode 36 The Fight |
Episode 1 The Remote |
Episode 2 The Colossus |
Episode 3 The Knights |
Episode 4 The Fridge |
Episode 5 The Flower |
Episode 6 The Banana |
Episode 7 The Phone |
Episode 8 The Job |
Episode 9 Halloween |
Episode 10 The Treasure |
Episode 11 The Apology |
Episode 12 The Words |
Episode 13 The Skull |
Episode 14 The Bet |
Episode 15 Christmas |
Episode 16 The Watch |
Episode 17 The Bumpkin |
Episode 18 The Flakers |
Episode 19 The Authority |
Episode 20 The Virus |
Episode 21 The Pony |
Episode 22 The Hero |
Episode 23 The Dream |
Episode 24 The Sidekick |
Episode 25 The Photo |
Episode 26 The Tag |
Episode 27 The Storm |
Episode 28 The Lesson |
Episode 29 The Game |
Episode 30 The Limit |
Episode 31 The Voice |
Episode 32 The Promise |
Episode 33 The Castle |
Episode 34 The Boombox |
Episode 35 The Tape |
Episode 36 The Sweaters |
Episode 37 The Internet |
Episode 38 The Plan |
Episode 39 The World |
Episode 40 The Finale |
Episode 1 The Kids |
Episode 2 The Fan |
Episode 3 The Coach |
Episode 4 The Joy |
Episode 5 The Puppy |
Episode 6 The Recipe |
Episode 7 The Name |
Episode 8 The Extras |
Episode 9 The Gripes |
Episode 10 The Vacation |
Episode 11 The Fraud |
Episode 12 The Void |
Episode 13 The Boss |
Episode 14 The Move |
Episode 15 The Law |
Episode 16 The Allergy |
Episode 17 The Mothers |
Episode 18 The Password |
Episode 19 The Procrastinators |
Episode 20 The Shell |
Episode 21 The Burden |
Episode 22 The Bros |
Episode 23 The Mirror |
Episode 24 The Man |
Episode 25 The Pizza |
Episode 26 The Lie |
Episode 27 The Butterfly |
Episode 28 The Question |
Episode 29 The Saint |
Episode 30 The Friend |
Episode 31 The Oracle |
Episode 32 The Safety |
Episode 33 The Society |
Episode 34 The Spoiler |
Episode 35 The Countdown |
Episode 36 The Nobody |
Episode 37 The Downer |
Episode 38 The Egg |
Episode 39 The Triangle |
Episode 40 The Money |
Episode 1 The Return |
Episode 2 The Nemesis |
Episode 3 The Crew |
Episode 4 The Others |
Episode 5 The Signature |
Episode 6 The Check |
Episode 7 The Pest |
Episode 8 The Sale |
Episode 9 The Gift |
Episode 10 The Parking |
Episode 11 The Routine |
Episode 12 The Upgrade |
Episode 13 The Comic |
Episode 14 The Romantic |
Episode 15 The Uploads |
Episode 16 The Apprentice |
Episode 17 The Hug |
Episode 18 The Wicked |
Episode 19 The Traitor |
Episode 20 The Origins |
Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two |
Episode 22 The Girlfriend |
Episode 23 The Advice |
Episode 24 The Signal |
Episode 25 The Parasite |
Episode 26 The Love |
Episode 27 The Awkwardness |
Episode 28 The Nest |
Episode 29 The Points |
Episode 30 The Bus |
Episode 31 The Night |
Episode 32 The Misunderstandings |
Episode 33 The Roots |
Episode 34 The Blame |
Episode 35 The Slap |
Episode 36 The Detective |
Episode 37 The Fury |
Episode 38 The Compilation |
Episode 39 The Scam |
Episode 40 The Disaster |
Episode 1 The Rerun |
Episode 2 The Stories |
Episode 3 The Guy |
Episode 4 The Boredom |
Episode 5 The Vision |
Episode 6 The Choices |
Episode 7 The Code |
Episode 8 The Test |
Episode 9 The Slide |
Episode 10 The Loophole |
Episode 11 The Fuss |
Episode 12 The Copycats |
Episode 13 The Potato |
Episode 14 The Outside |
Episode 15 The Vase |
Episode 16 The Matchmaker |
Episode 17 The Box |
Episode 18 The Console |
Episode 19 The Ollie |
Episode 20 The Catfish |
Episode 21 The Cycle |
Episode 22 The Stars |
Episode 23 The Grades |
Episode 24 The Diet |
Episode 25 The Ex |
Episode 26 The Sorcerer |
Episode 27 The Menu |
Episode 28 The Uncle |
Episode 29 The Weirdo |
Episode 30 The Heist |
Episode 31 The Singing |
Episode 32 The Best |
Episode 33 The Worst |
Episode 34 The Deal |
Episode 35 The Petals |
Episode 36 The Nuisance |
Episode 37 The Line |
Episode 38 The List |
Episode 39 The News |
Episode 40 The Puppets |
Episode 1 The Rival |
Episode 2 The Lady |
Episode 3 The Sucker |
Episode 4 The Vegging |
Episode 5 The One |
Episode 6 The Father |
Episode 7 The Cringe |
Episode 8 The Cage |
Episode 9 The Neighbor |
Episode 10 The Anybody |
Episode 11 The Faith |
Episode 12 The Candidate |
Episode 13 The Pact |
Episode 14 The Shippening |
Episode 15 The Brain |
Episode 16 The Parents |
Episode 17 The Founder |
Episode 18 The Schooling |
Episode 19 The Intelligence |
Episode 20 The Potion |
Episode 21 The Spinoffs |
Episode 22 The Transformation |
Episode 23 The Understanding |
Episode 24 The Ad |
Episode 25 The Ghouls |
Episode 26 The Stink |
Episode 27 The Awareness |
Episode 28 The Slip |
Episode 29 The Drama |
Episode 30 The Buddy |
Episode 31 The Possession |
Episode 32 The Master |
Episode 33 The Silence |
Episode 34 The Future |
Episode 35 The Wish |
Episode 36 The Factory |
Episode 37 The Agent |
Episode 38 The Web |
Episode 39 The Mess |
Episode 40 The Heart |
Episode 41 The Revolt |
Episode 42 The Decisions |
Episode 43 The BFFS |
Episode 44 The Inquisition |