The Matchmaker/Transcript

Darwin's in Love!

[The episode starts with the camera focused on the Watterson brother's bedroom window before it switches to Darwin, whom is looking wistfully at his computer's screen. He sighs, then turns on his boombox. The boombox cries tears through the speakers. As an electric guitar piece starts to play, Darwin steps back, takes a seat by the bunk bed, and begins to sing.]

Darwin: Your smile answers my silent scream,
 

Your photo on the screen.
 

My eyes well up, I vent my spleen,
 

Your photo on the screen.

[The bedroom begins to flood even more, eventually causing Darwin to be submerged in the water.]

Darwin: Your chair a throne, you're like a queen.
 

My heart is drenched in gasoline.
 

You look at me, yet I'm unseen,
 

Your photo on the screen.

[Darwin starts to sink down into the water.]

Darwin: Without you, I can't breathe!
 

Without you, I can't brea—

[Darwin is interrupted by Gumball, whom is curious on to what Darwin's troubles are. The music also stops.]

Gumball: [with subtitles, voice gurgling] What's going on, bro?

Darwin: ... Nothing!

[The water in the bedroom suddenly vanishes. Gumball and Darwin land face-first on the floor.]

Gumball: Then whose photo were you singing about?

Darwin: [blushing] No one's! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go look wistfully at the sunset.

[Darwin heads for the door and leaves the room.]

Gumball: Dude! It's two P.M.!

[Darwin quickly returns to the room and dons a pair of sunglasses before heading out again.]

Darwin: Then I'll be gone for a while.

Gumball: Hmm...

[Curious, Gumball gets on the computer and looks at Darwin's secret photo, an image of their classroom with Teri in the center.]

Gumball: [confused] Teri? [gushes mockingly] Aww! He loves her, but he doesn't know how to tell her! [With an anime-styled face and a gruff voice] This kid needs help, badly! And there's only one person who can help him badly enough!

Planning a Series of Bleak Events

[Cut to the next day. The school bus is seen passing the camera. The camera then cuts to Gumball discussing his plans with somebody on the bus.]

Gumball: Okay. So the plan is: we make her fall in love with you, then you guys date, become high school sweethearts, go to separate colleges and probably experiment more, break-up after a massive argument because one of you cheated, then you'll have to marry someone else and have kids because you'll want to feel normal, but one day you'll do an online search to see if either of you got fat or bald. Next thing you know you'll be paying a ton of money on divorce and alimony, but don't worry, because by the time you realize your mistake, you'll be in your winter years where all that matters is having someone to fight with.

[The camera angle changes revealing that Gumball has been talking to Carrie the entire time.]

Carrie: [confused] What are you talking about?

Gumball: Sorry. Normally I would talk through my plans with Darwin, but he can't really know about this one.

Carrie: [deadpans] That wasn't a plan. That was just a series of bleak things that'll probably happen.

Gumball: Yeah, but still. Would you help me make her fall in love with Darwin?

Carrie: [smiles and blushes] Heh! Well, it depends. Who's the "her" in this conversation?

Gumball: Teri! Darwin's into Teri.

Carrie: [surprised, then saddened] Oh, really? I see...

Gumball: I know! Weird, right? I thought he was into you, but nope, it's definitely Teri! There's photographic evidence if you want to see it. [Gumball pulls out his smartphone with Teri's photo and begins to rudely shove it in Carrie's face, much to her annoyance and disappointment.] Look! Look! Look! See? It's her! It's Teri! Look at it! Can you see? Look! Look! Look! Look! You're not looking!

Darwin's Poem

[At the sports field, Darwin is sitting in the bleachers with a notepad in his lap, writing a love poem.]

Darwin: [quietly, while writing] The only difference between love and pain is the spelling. The only difference between me and you is...is...

Gumball: [poking his head out from behind the bleachers, whispering] ...the way I'm smelling!

Darwin: Hmm!

[Inspired, Darwin writes down what he just heard. Gumball, who is still with Carrie, laughs immaturely until he realizes she is not amused, and stops.]

Gumball: Can kids buy potions?

Carrie: What do you mean?

Gumball: You know, some kind of love potion that tricks you into thinking everyone is beautiful.

Carrie: That sounds more like a mistake potion and we'd need a fake I.D. to buy one.

Gumball: Well, do you know how to make one? We need to help him out before he grows a fringe.

Carrie: No. Sorry, I don't. And what's wrong with emo hair?

Gumball: Uh...

[Gumball points to his left. The camera quickly shifts focus to Darwin, who now has a full head of black hair with streaks of magenta dye, and a pierced tail fin.]

Carrie: I-I suppose it's not for everyone.

Gumball: [excited] I got an idea! They say the feeling of falling in love is similar to experiencing a life-or-death situation.

Carrie: So?

Gumball: So, let's give Teri a little adrenaline rush! [Begins running down the stairs and out of sight] Come on, I need your help!

Carrie: Oh, sure... I'll help you.

Gumball: [off-screen] Great!

Carrie: [to herself, with a sinister voice] I'll help you fail!

Get to the Quarantine Room!

[The school bell rings and Teri is seen in the hallway opening her locker. Suddenly, a deformed Gumball covered in a green liquid crawls out of the room across from her. Teri backs away, horrified.]

Gumball: [struggling to move] Quick, save yourself! There's been a poisonous chemical spill! Get to the quarantine room!

[The camera now shows Carrie in a darkened classroom, pouring a green soda on the floor to imitate the chemicals. She has a mischievous grin.]

Gumball: My skin! It burns!

Carrie: "Oops."

[Carrie "accidentally" throws out the soda bottle, revealing Gumball's plan. As it falls into the open, Gumball and Teri stare at the empty bottle. Teri then steps forward to take a closer look.]

Teri: Hmm... Kinda looks like soda.

Gumball: [swipes the bottle away] No! It's a lethal cocktail of chemicals that will completely destroy your metabolism, deforming your body until your butt crack reaches your shoulder blades!

Teri: [unconvinced] Yeah, that's soda. [smiles derisively] Oh, Gumball, you're such a hypochondriac.

[Teri pulls out a disinfecting spray from her locker and proceeds to walk away from Gumball, spraying the floor in front of her before each step.]

Gumball: No! The quarantine room is right there! [shakes off his fake injuries and sighs] Well, I guess we should get Darwin out of the quarantine room before the nurse gets back.

[Cut to inside the "quarantine room" in the nurse's office. Darwin is seen with a rose in his mouth and taped to the wall, which has a painting of a heart (which he is in the center of) and there are lit candles on the floor. Romantic music is playing in the background. The school nurse then enters the room.]

Joan: [deadpan] I don't think there's a cure for that.

[She quickly leaves and closes the door.]

EXPOSED!

[The school bell rings once more, and the scene transitions to Darwin hastily eating a burger and drinking some water in the cafeteria. Gumball then sits next to him.]

Gumball: What are you doing?

Darwin I'm eating as much as I can before it comes back.

Gumball: Before what comes back?

[Darwin suddenly regurgitates the burger he just ate in perfect condition. He also spits out the water he was drinking directly into his cup.]

Darwin: The knot in my stomach.

[Gumball looks under the table, seeing that Darwin has a literal knot in his stomach.]

Gumball: [with a playful facial expression] Okay. You know what all girls like?

Darwin: Being treated like they're all the same and having generalizations made about them?

Gumball: What? No. They all hate that. [in a sentimental voice] But they all love a guy who's not scared of being vulnerable. Share your secrets. She'll love you for your imperfections.

Darwin: I don't think she's going to fall for a guy who pees in the fish bowl when the water's cold.

Gumball: [apathetically] Fine. Whatever. It wasn't my idea anyways. It was hers.

[Teri and Carrie are seen laughing in the foreground. Darwin blushes, but then stands up, looking determined.]

Darwin: Okay! She wants me to expose myself?! Then I'll expose myself!

Gumball: [off-screen] What?

Darwin: [slouching] V-verbally.

[Darwin walks over to Teri and Carrie, and starts shouting embarrassing things.]

Darwin: I HAVE A CLOACA BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS AND I'M TOO SCARED TO LOOK IT UP! ONCE I HAD A BIT OF MEAT STUCK IN MY TEETH FOR A WEEK. I SWALLOWED IT INSTEAD OF SPITTING IT OUT, AND IT TASTED LIKE TOOTHPASTE! AND WHEN I FEEL AWKWARD, I FORGET HOW TO WALK! OKAY, BYE!

[Darwin begins to awkwardly stagger away as Teri and Carrie stare at him. Teri's expression is rather bemused.]

Teri: [to Carrie] Heh! What was that?!

[Teri and Carrie continue laughing. Carrie's expression, however, changes to melancholy as she sighs sadly.]

He's Just Not Into You, I Guess...

[At the library, Gumball and Carrie approach the computers.]

Gumball: Right! Plan C! We secretly marry them online, and hope that Teri's love will grow over time.

Carrie: [sighs] Great plan...

Gumball: Thank you.

Carrie: [angrily] ...if C stands for "Seriously stupid!"

Gumball: [sarcastically] That's not how you spell "serious," so that doesn't even work. And we're not at "Plan S," so... "shh." That starts with an "S."

Carrie: [upset] Why did you have to drag me into this? You know very well that I like Darwin. It's written all over my face.

Gumball: Your face is literally two dots and a line. It's like Morse code! What does that expression even mean? Are you intrigued? Skeptical? Hungry?!

Carrie: [sighs] I'm disappointed.

[Gumball's expression softens as he realizes he has been unsympathetic.]

Gumball: Oh...l-look, I'm really sorry. He's just not into you, I guess.

Carrie: I meant I'm disappointed in myself. If you like someone, you're supposed to help them find happiness. Not ruin their chances.

Gumball: Aww...come here.

[In an effort to comfort her, Gumball tries hugging Carrie, but he passes through her since she's a ghost, and falls face-first on the floor.]

Carrie: [sighs] Also, I lied.

[Gumball lifts his face off the floor, sporting a black eye.]

Gumball: About what?

Carrie: I do know how to make a love potion.

Concocting a Love Potion

[In the school science lab, Carrie is seen throwing a shoe (like the ones Darwin wears) and a piece of paper symbolizing Teri, into a cauldron full of volatile green liquid.]

Carrie: A part of him, a part of her, and one last ingredient: [beginning to tear up] the tear of someone who loves him.

[Carrie floats to the pot and sheds a tear into it. The potion turns a bright pink color, and romantic R&B music starts playing. Gumball's face becomes perplexed.]

Gumball: Uh... Where's that music coming from?

Carrie: [upset] It-it's just what happens when you stir a love potion. [sniffs]

I Can Still See!

[At the schoolyard, Darwin and Teri are seen on benches opposite to each other. Darwin is wanting to eat his sandwich, but puts it down and sighs sadly. Teri, meanwhile, is sanitizing her hands. The camera cuts to Gumball and Carrie. Carrie is carrying a vial of love potion.]

Gumball: [feeling sympathy for Carrie] Mmm...

Carrie: [sighs] It's fine. This is all for Darwin.

[Gumball grabs a headless arrow, sticks it in the vial of love potion and readies a bow he arbitrarily pulled off-screen.]

Carrie: [surprised] Wha—? Wait! What are you doing?!

Gumball: Well, I thought it would be more romantic than putting it in their drinks when they're not looking.

[Carrie stammers in protest, but says nothing. Gumball proceeds to shoot the arrow at Darwin off-screen.]

Darwin: Aah! I love you, Teri!

[Gumball dips another headless arrow into the vial of love potion, loads it into the bow, and shoots at Teri off-screen.]

Teri: Aaah! I love you too, Darwin!

[Gumball and Carrie look at each other and shrug. They then look back at Darwin and Teri, who are now giggling and kissing off-screen. Gumball and Carrie, repulsed, cover each other's eyes. However, due to Carrie being a ghost, Gumball sees through her hands.]

Gumball: [whispering, horrified] I can still see!

That's Not a Photo of Teri!

[In Gumball and Darwin's bedroom, Darwin is seen spraying pink cologne in excess everywhere. He is humming happily while doing so. He then drops the cologne and looks at himself in a mirror, winking at his reflection. Gumball suddenly walks in.]

Gumball: What the—?! [breaks into a fit of coughs] Dude, are you nuts?! [Still coughing, he runs to the window and opens it. The camera zooms out, revealing a hole in the sky.] I'm pretty sure you just punched a hole in the ozone layer, man!

Darwin: I just want to smell my best for my date!

Gumball: [clears throat] Hmm?

Darwin: What?

Gumball: Well, I think I'm owed a little "thank you—" [starts coughing] A little "thank you" for— [coughs again] Dude, there's still way too much deodorant. [coughs again then stops] I think I'm owed a little "thank you" for fixing your love life.

Darwin: What are you talking about?

Gumball: Darwin, I saw it.

Darwin: Saw what?

[Gumball turns on the computer, showing Darwin's photo.]

Gumball: Your photo of Teri. Let's just say, Carrie and I lent a "helping hand," and let's just say that this "helping hand" involved the dark arts and a dangerous weapon. Because it did.

Darwin: Ohhh... That's not a photo of Teri! It's of Carrie! But she doesn't show up on film.

[Gumball, suddenly looking horrified, turns to the computer. The camera zooms in on the photo and a transparent outline of Carrie is shown in the desk in front of Teri's.]

Gumball: [blushing] What?!

Darwin: Yeah, she used to be the girl of my dreams. Anyway, gotta go. [He begins to walk away.] Don't want to be late for the date with the new love of my life! [Off-screen, Darwin shuts the door.]

Gumball: Carrie, Carrie, Carrie!

[Responding to Gumball's summoning, Carrie appears in front of Gumball.]

Carrie: What?!

Gumball: Give me a gentle slap on the arm.

[Carrie lightly slaps his hand.]

Carrie: [confused] What was that for?

Gumball: [embarrassed and afraid] I, uh... got it all mixed up. Darwin never loved Teri... He loved you!

[Carrie, now furious, prepares to hit Gumball for real.]

Gumball: BUT YOU SLAPPED ME ALREADY SO YOU'VE HAD YOUR REVENGE!

[Carrie puts down her hand and groans in frustration.]

Carrie: So what now?

Gumball: Instead of playing Matchmaker, we're going to have to play Matchbreaker!

Matchbreakers!

[At the schoolyard, Teri is seen lovingly texting Darwin. Carrie, hiding behind a tree, flies into Teri and possesses her. The possessed Teri quickly texts Darwin. Meanwhile at the library, Darwin is on a computer. He suddenly receives a strange message.]

Darwin: [reading] "Teri has invited you to an event: your wedding?" [The potion takes over and Darwin makes a "love" face, sighing lovingly.] Attending. [sighs]

[Gumball and Carrie, hiding behind a bookshelf, watch this with annoyance. Gumball then sees Alan nearby, humming while reading a book. He grabs Alan and rubs him against his fur.]

Alan​​​: Aah! What have I done?

[Gumball pushes Alan in a random direction, and Alan is suddenly drawn by static electricity toward Teri, who is walking with Darwin; as a result, Alan and Teri's heads get stuck together. As Darwin looks on in surprise, Carrie appears behind Darwin with a baseball bat. She holds it out for Darwin to take.]

Darwin: What's that for?

Carrie: A crime of passion.

Darwin: [lovingly, sighs] She's too good not to be shared.

[Carrie looks surprised at first, but then sighs and turns away, throwing the bat over her shoulder. The bat clonks Gumball on the head, knocking him down. The scene then cuts to the Watterson brother's bedroom at night. Gumball and Carrie feed Darwin fish flakes while he's sleeping. Mischievously, they dump all the fish flakes into Darwin's bowl. The scene then cuts to school.]

Teri: Hmm. You're not quite the same as when we met.

[The camera zooms out to reveal Darwin has grown really fat from being overfed in his sleep.]

Darwin: Mm-hmm?

Teri: [lovingly, gasps] That means there's more of you to love!

[Teri and Darwin kiss. In the background, Gumball and Carrie face-plant their heads on the desks, but Carrie goes right through hers, yelping in surprise. The scene cuts to the Watterson's house; Gumball, Teri, and Richard are in the kitchen.]

Gumball: Teri, meet your future father-in-law.

[Richard is drinking milk from the carton, but then drops it when he sees Teri. He looks at Teri in confusion, then, noticing the mess he made on the floor, he then proceeds to clean it with his sock.]

Richard: I'm sorry. Please don't judge me!

Teri: Mmm... it was unhygienic, but I guess you cleaned it.

Richard: Not for that, for this.

[Richard removes his sock, squeezes the milk into his mouth, and drinks it. Teri recoils, gasping in disgusted shock, but then she forms her "love" face again.]

Teri: [lovingly] Can I call him "Dad?"

[Gumball growls in irritation. The scene cuts to the schoolyard. Darwin is sitting on a bench eating his lunch as Teri runs up to him, looking panicked.]

Teri: Darwin, I've just seen the nurse! Apparently I have cooties! [Sprays her hand with disinfectant and frantically wipes her face with it] How?! Who else have you kissed?!

Darwin: [thoughtfully] Hmm...

[As Teri lists each of Darwin's past kisses, scenes from "The Party," "Halloween," "The Prank," "The Pressure," "The Dress," "The Responsible," "The Finale," "The Dream," "The Traitor," and "The Burden" are shown.]

Teri: Rachel? Carrie? Gumball? Gumball? Gumball?! Okay, what's up with you guys? Penny? Sussie? Alan's balloon knot?! Chris Morris?! [interrupts the flashback, disgusted] Alright, enough!

[The camera shows a close-up of Darwin's dirty teeth, with his mouth still full of food.]

Darwin: What? What's wrong?

[Teri screams, but then sighs lovingly, imagining that Darwin looks extremely handsome. They join each other on the bench and begin kissing.]

True Love

[The camera cuts to Gumball and a heartbroken Carrie, who watch the infatuated couple. Carrie whimpers in defeat.]

Gumball: I'm sorry...

[Carrie, watching Darwin and Teri, sniffs and begins crying. Darwin and Teri separate and look at each other with "love" faces. Darwin, however, glances over Teri's shoulder and sees Carrie breaking into tears. There is a moment where he is staring at Carrie blankly. Suddenly, the effect of the love potion is nullified and Darwin returns to his normal self. Darwin gasps, pushes Teri away, and rushes to Carrie, who is still crying. Upon seeing Darwin approach her, she is surprised. Gumball is equally in awe.]

Gumball: [gasps] True love broke the spell!

[Carrie stops crying and wipes away her tears. Gumball nudges her with his elbow.]

Gumball: Come on... say something.

[Carrie approaches Darwin. Both are blushing and smiling.]

Carrie: Uh, hey... so, would you like to go out somewhere sometime and do...something? Or-or we could go somewhere else sometime and do some...other thing.

Darwin: Hmm... they both sound great.

[Teri suddenly gets up, still love-struck, and begins growling.]

Gumball: [Suddenly pops up between Darwin and Carrie] Hold on a second.

[Taking his bow and arrow from earlier, he shoots a love potion spiked arrow at Teri's spray bottle. Teri gasps in surprise as the arrow impacts, but then she immediately falls in love with her disinfectant spray. As the camera switches back to Gumball, Darwin, and Carrie, Teri is heard spraying herself with disinfectant while humming contentedly.]

Gumball: [Walks back] Please, continue.

[Darwin and Carrie tentatively inch toward each other, then they take one another's hands and kiss. Gumball watches happily as they embrace, though Carrie covers his eyes with her arm. Gumball, however, can still see through her.]

Gumball: [smiles bigger] Yeah, I can still see... but I don't mind.

[The episode ends.]

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Episode 1 "The DVD"	Episode 2 "The Responsible"	Episode 3 "The Third"	Episode 4 "The Debt"
Episode 5 "The End"	Episode 6 "The Dress"	Episode 7 "The Quest"	Episode 8 "The Spoon"
Episode 9 "The Pressure"	Episode 10 "The Painting"	Episode 11 "The Laziest"	Episode 12 "The Ghost"
Episode 13 "The Mystery"	Episode 14 "The Prank"	Episode 15 "The Gi"	Episode 16 "The Kiss"
Episode 17 "The Party"	Episode 18 "The Refund"	Episode 19 "The Robot"	Episode 20 "The Picnic"
Episode 21 "The Goons"	Episode 22 "The Secret"	Episode 23 "The Sock"	Episode 24 "The Genius"
Episode 25 "The Poltergeist"	Episode 26 "The Mustache"	Episode 27 "The Date"	Episode 28 "The Club"
Episode 29 "The Wand"	Episode 30 "The Ape"	Episode 31 "The Car"	Episode 32 "The Curse"
Episode 33 "The Microwave"	Episode 34 "The Meddler"	Episode 35 "The Helmet"	Episode 36 "The Fight"

Episode 1 "The Remote"	Episode 2 "The Colossus"	Episode 3 "The Knights"	Episode 4 "The Fridge"
Episode 5 "The Flower"	Episode 6 "The Banana"	Episode 7 "The Phone"	Episode 8 "The Job"
Episode 9 "Halloween"	Episode 10 "The Treasure"	Episode 11 "The Apology"	Episode 12 "The Words"
Episode 13 "The Skull"	Episode 14 "The Bet"	Episode 15 "Christmas"	Episode 16 "The Watch"
Episode 17 "The Bumpkin"	Episode 18 "The Flakers"	Episode 19 "The Authority"	Episode 20 "The Virus"
Episode 21 "The Pony"	Episode 22 "The Hero"	Episode 23 "The Dream"	Episode 24 "The Sidekick"
Episode 25 "The Photo"	Episode 26 "The Tag"	Episode 27 "The Storm"	Episode 28 "The Lesson"
Episode 29 "The Game"	Episode 30 "The Limit"	Episode 31 "The Voice"	Episode 32 "The Promise"
Episode 33 "The Castle"	Episode 34 "The Boombox"	Episode 35 "The Tape"	Episode 36 "The Sweaters"
Episode 37 "The Internet"	Episode 38 "The Plan"	Episode 39 "The World"	Episode 40 "The Finale"

Episode 1 "The Kids"	Episode 2 "The Fan"	Episode 3 "The Coach"	Episode 4 "The Joy"
Episode 5 "The Puppy"	Episode 6 "The Recipe"	Episode 7 "The Name"	Episode 8 "The Extras"
Episode 9 "The Gripes"	Episode 10 "The Vacation"	Episode 11 "The Fraud"	Episode 12 "The Void"
Episode 13 "The Boss"	Episode 14 "The Move"	Episode 15 "The Law"	Episode 16 "The Allergy"
Episode 17 "The Mothers"	Episode 18 "The Password"	Episode 19 "The Procrastinators"	Episode 20 "The Shell"
Episode 21 "The Burden"	Episode 22 "The Bros"	Episode 23 "The Mirror"	Episode 24 "The Man"
Episode 25 "The Pizza"	Episode 26 "The Lie"	Episode 27 "The Butterfly"	Episode 28 "The Question"
Episode 29 "The Saint"	Episode 30 "The Friend"	Episode 31 "The Oracle"	Episode 32 "The Safety"
Episode 33 "The Society"	Episode 34 "The Spoiler"	Episode 35 "The Countdown"	Episode 36 "The Nobody"
Episode 37 "The Downer"	Episode 38 "The Egg"	Episode 39 "The Triangle"	Episode 40 "The Money"

Episode 1 "The Return"	Episode 2 "The Nemesis"	Episode 3 "The Crew"	Episode 4 "The Others"
Episode 5 "The Signature"	Episode 6 "The Check"	Episode 7 "The Pest"	Episode 8 "The Sale"
Episode 9 "The Gift"	Episode 10 "The Parking"	Episode 11 "The Routine"	Episode 12 "The Upgrade"
Episode 13 "The Comic"	Episode 14 "The Romantic"	Episode 15 "The Uploads"	Episode 16 "The Apprentice"
Episode 17 "The Hug"	Episode 18 "The Wicked"	Episode 19 "The Traitor"	Episode 20 "The Origins"
Episode 21 "The Origins: Part Two"	Episode 22 "The Girlfriend"	Episode 23 "The Advice"	Episode 24 "The Signal"
Episode 25 "The Parasite"	Episode 26 "The Love"	Episode 27 "The Awkwardness"	Episode 28 "The Nest"
Episode 29 "The Points"	Episode 30 "The Bus"	Episode 31 "The Night"	Episode 32 "The Misunderstandings"
Episode 33 "The Roots"	Episode 34 "The Blame"	Episode 35 "The Slap"	Episode 36 "The Detective"
Episode 37 "The Fury"	Episode 38 "The Compilation"	Episode 39 "The Scam"	Episode 40 "The Disaster"

Episode 1 "The Rerun"	Episode 2 "The Stories"	Episode 3 "The Guy"	Episode 4 "The Boredom"
Episode 5 "The Vision"	Episode 6 "The Choices"	Episode 7 "The Code"	Episode 8 "The Test"
Episode 9 "The Slide"	Episode 10 "The Loophole"	Episode 11 "The Fuss"	Episode 12 "The Copycats"
Episode 13 "The Potato"	Episode 14 "The Outside"	Episode 15 "The Vase"	Episode 16 "The Matchmaker"
Episode 17 "The Box"	Episode 18 "The Console"	Episode 19 "The Ollie"	Episode 20 "The Catfish"
Episode 21 "The Cycle"	Episode 22 "The Stars"	Episode 23 "The Grades"	Episode 24 "The Diet"
Episode 25 "The Ex"	Episode 26 "The Sorcerer"	Episode 27 "The Menu"	Episode 28 "The Uncle"
Episode 29 "The Weirdo"	Episode 30 "The Heist"	Episode 31 "The Singing"	Episode 32 "The Best"
Episode 33 "The Worst"	Episode 34 "The Deal"	Episode 35 "The Petals"	Episode 36 "The Nuisance"
Episode 37 "The Line"	Episode 38 "The List"	Episode 39 "The News"	Episode 40 "The Puppets"

Episode 1 "The Rival"	Episode 2 "The Lady"	Episode 3 "The Sucker"	Episode 4 "The Vegging"
Episode 5 "The One"	Episode 6 "The Father"	Episode 7 "The Cringe"	Episode 8 "The Cage"
Episode 9 "The Neighbor"	Episode 10 "The Anybody"	Episode 11 "The Faith"	Episode 12 "The Candidate"
Episode 13 "The Pact"	Episode 14 "The Shippening"	Episode 15 "The Brain"	Episode 16 "The Parents"
Episode 17 "The Founder"	Episode 18 "The Schooling"	Episode 19 "The Intelligence"	Episode 20 "The Potion"
Episode 21 "The Spinoffs"	Episode 22 "The Transformation"	Episode 23 "The Understanding"	Episode 24 "The Ad"
Episode 25 "The Ghouls"	Episode 26 "The Stink"	Episode 27 "The Awareness"	Episode 28 "The Slip"
Episode 29 "The Drama"	Episode 30 "The Buddy"	Episode 31 "The Possession"	Episode 32 "The Master"
Episode 33 "The Silence"	Episode 34 "The Future"	Episode 35 "The Wish"	Episode 36 "The Factory"
Episode 37 "The Agent"	Episode 38 "The Web"	Episode 39 "The Mess"	Episode 40 "The Heart"
Episode 41 "The Revolt"	Episode 42 "The Decisions"	Episode 43 "The BFFs"	Episode 44 "The Inquisition"

Episode 1 "The Burger"	Episode 2 "The Assistant"	Episode 3 "The Distance"	Episode 4 "The Thing"
Episode 5 "The Butts"	Episode 6 "The Traffic"	Episode 7 "The Astrological"	Episode 8 "The Cheerleader"
Episode 9 "The Boring"	Episode 10 "The Teacher"	Episode 11 "The App"	Episode 12 "The Entrance"
Episode 13 "The Letter"	Episode 14 "The Gut"	Episode 15 "The Wrinkle"	Episode 16 "The Gourmet"
Episode 17 "The Pool"	Episode 18 "The Portrait"	Episode 19 "The Climb"	Episode 20 "The Amadain"