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:{{d|Nicole}}: No. |
:{{d|Nicole}}: No. |
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:{{d|Gumball}}: Instead of bread, can we have chocolate bread? |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Instead of bread, can we have chocolate bread? |
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− | :{{d|Nicole}}: No. {{d|event| |
+ | :{{d|Nicole}}: No. {{d|event|Sighs}} Richard, can I get a little help here, please? |
− | :{{d|Richard}}: Sure. {{d|event| |
+ | :{{d|Richard}}: Sure. {{d|event|Walks to the kids}} Here kids, {{d|event|Gets a chocolate bar}} stop bothering your mother and eat this chocolate. |
::{{d|event|Nicole groans and swiftly kicks the chocolate bar out of Richard's hand}} |
::{{d|event|Nicole groans and swiftly kicks the chocolate bar out of Richard's hand}} |
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:{{d|Gumball}}: What the...?! Well what's the point in dragging us here if we're not getting some kind of treat? |
:{{d|Gumball}}: What the...?! Well what's the point in dragging us here if we're not getting some kind of treat? |
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− | :{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|event| |
+ | :{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|event|Strained voice, speaks without moving her jaws}} Because we're having a nice family outing {{d|event|Moves her jaws}} and that should be {{d|event|Stops moving her jaws}} a reward enough. |
::{{d|event|Gumball starts to whimper}} |
::{{d|event|Gumball starts to whimper}} |
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:{{d|Nicole}}: Don't you dare. |
:{{d|Nicole}}: Don't you dare. |
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− | :{{d|Gumball}}: {{d|event| |
+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: {{d|event|Screams and cries while lying down and bangs on the floor}} I want that chocolate! |
::{{d|event|Nicole sighs, and just as Darwin and Anais copy Gumball, Richard starts screaming. Gary walks by and gives Nicole a judgmental stare.}} |
::{{d|event|Nicole sighs, and just as Darwin and Anais copy Gumball, Richard starts screaming. Gary walks by and gives Nicole a judgmental stare.}} |
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− | :{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|event| |
+ | :{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|event|Grabs two cans of hot dogs and speaks in a high-pitched voice while staring at the one on her right hand}} Oh Mommy, I want some chocolate. {{d|event|Stares at the one on her left hand in a normal pitched voice}} I'm sorry, little sausage, but you had too much candy this week. {{d|event|Closes her eyes in a high pitched voice}} WAH WAH WAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH! {{d|event|Destroys the can on her right hand and speaks in a normal pitched voice}} Now all the little sausages are punished and going to have to wait in the car. |
== Huggly Bites == |
== Huggly Bites == |
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::{{d|event|The kids wait in the car furiously}} |
::{{d|event|The kids wait in the car furiously}} |
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− | :{{d|Darwin}}: This is the face she's gonna get when she comes back. {{d|event| |
+ | :{{d|Darwin}}: This is the face she's gonna get when she comes back. {{d|event|Frowns while holding his breath}} |
− | :{{d|Gumball}}: Eh, pretty good, but this is how you do a sulky face. {{d|event| |
+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Eh, pretty good, but this is how you do a sulky face. {{d|event|Tries to strain himself and points at his vein}} It's all in the detail. |
:{{d|Darwin}}: Eh, it would be better if it throbbed. |
:{{d|Darwin}}: Eh, it would be better if it throbbed. |
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− | :{{d|Gumball}}: No problem. {{d|event| |
+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: No problem. {{d|event|Strains intensely and pops his eyeball out and gasps}} |
− | :{{d|Anais}}: I can't believe {{d|event| |
+ | :{{d|Anais}}: I can't believe {{d|event|Pushes Gumball's eyeball back in its socket}} we've wasted a day at the mall without getting anything. |
:{{d|Darwin}}: You know what we should do? We should make full-sized paper models of ourselves, set the car on fire, and push it off a cliff to teach Mom a lesson. |
:{{d|Darwin}}: You know what we should do? We should make full-sized paper models of ourselves, set the car on fire, and push it off a cliff to teach Mom a lesson. |
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:{{d|Gumball}}: Uh, I think I have a better, less horrific idea. |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Uh, I think I have a better, less horrific idea. |
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::{{d|event|We now see some people shopping inside the store}} |
::{{d|event|We now see some people shopping inside the store}} |
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− | :{{d|Gumball}} {{d|event| |
+ | :{{d|Gumball}} {{d|event|On microphone}} Customer announcement! As support for our campaign, Huggy Bites are offering a life-time supply of jelly beans for the first to mega-hug the blue lady in aisle 3. |
:{{d|Nicole}}: Huh? |
:{{d|Nicole}}: Huh? |
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:{{d|Gumball}}: Huggy Bites. More love than you can chew. |
:{{d|Gumball}}: Huggy Bites. More love than you can chew. |
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::{{d|event|Nicole is surprised to see customers running at her. They jump on top of her}} |
::{{d|event|Nicole is surprised to see customers running at her. They jump on top of her}} |
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− | :{{d|Richard}}: No! Get your hands off her! That's my wife! {{d|event| |
+ | :{{d|Richard}}: No! Get your hands off her! That's my wife! {{d|event|Throws customers off}} |
::{{d|event|Nicole inhales and looks at Richard happily, but Richard suddenly jumps on her}} |
::{{d|event|Nicole inhales and looks at Richard happily, but Richard suddenly jumps on her}} |
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:{{d|Richard}}: If anyone's going to win those Huggy Bites, it's me! |
:{{d|Richard}}: If anyone's going to win those Huggy Bites, it's me! |
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:{{d|Darwin}}: THAT'S IT! I'M TELLING! Ms. Mom, we came up with this really clever idea to get candy behind your back then Mr. Dad caught us and now he really wants some bags of Huggy Bites... |
:{{d|Darwin}}: THAT'S IT! I'M TELLING! Ms. Mom, we came up with this really clever idea to get candy behind your back then Mr. Dad caught us and now he really wants some bags of Huggy Bites... |
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:Nicole: [popping her her out from under Richard and staring angrily at Darwin] |
:Nicole: [popping her her out from under Richard and staring angrily at Darwin] |
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+ | :{{d|Darwin}}: {{d|event|Smiling nervously and turning back}}...aaaaaaand it's back to the car |
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== I'm the man!!! == |
== I'm the man!!! == |
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+ | :{{d|Richard}} {{d|event|Trying to sound like Nicole}}: Your children deserve a better example, you need to grow up, don't forget your appointment at the cardiologist! BORING! discipline, I'm not a punisher! I'm a fun-isher! and she's not the boss of me! |
:{{d|Gumball}}: have you ever told her this? |
:{{d|Gumball}}: have you ever told her this? |
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:{{d|Richard}}: Huh YEAH! lots of times... in my head. |
:{{d|Richard}}: Huh YEAH! lots of times... in my head. |
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:{{d|Gumball}}: okay, I think we need to work on this. |
:{{d|Gumball}}: okay, I think we need to work on this. |
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− | {{d|Richard}}: I'm the man! |
+ | :{{d|Richard}}: I'm the man! |
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+ | :{{d|Anais}}: And what does man do? |
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+ | :{{d|Richard}}: Whatever the heck he wants! |
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+ | :{{d|Darwin}}: And WHY? |
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+ | :{{d|Richard}}: Because I'm a beautiful powerful animal! |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: {{d|event|Yelling}} then let me hear you roar! |
− | {{d|Richard}}: |
+ | :{{d|Richard}}: {{d|event|Roars like a cat}} |
− | {{d|Gumball}}: Now suck that gut in! |
+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Now suck that gut in! |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Richard sucking in his gut}} |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Tint those pecks! *forces his nipples to stay upright* uh... and how do you feel? |
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− | {{d|Richard}} :[walks towards Nicole] HEY WOMAN! you're gonna listen to me and you're gonna listen good! I've got an attack now! |
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− | {{d|Richard}}: HEY! you listen to |
+ | :{{d|Richard}} :{{d|ebvent|Walks towards Nicole}} HEY WOMAN! you're gonna listen to me and you're gonna listen good! I've got an attack now! |
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+ | :{{d|Richard}}: HEY! you listen to the man when he's talking! |
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== Everybody's getting candy!!! == |
== Everybody's getting candy!!! == |
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+ | :{{d|Anais}}: {{d|event|Gasp}} I've got an idea! |
− | {{d|Gumball}}: Alright, let's hear it |
+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Alright, let's hear it |
− | {{d|Anais}}: Super markets are designed to sell you stuff that you didn't even know you want it. |
+ | :{{d|Anais}}: Super markets are designed to sell you stuff that you didn't even know you want it. Everything counts, from the height of the product, to what is placed next to. |
− | + | :{{d|The person who Anais demonstrates as a costumer}}: {{d|event|Picks a bread and a cheese}} Ah! I want a cheese sandwich! |
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− | {{d|Anais}}: The music is important too. But more than anything. |
+ | :{{d|Anais}}: The music is important too. But more than anything. You wanna make them think it's a bargain. |
− | {{d|Gumball}}: You paranoid nut ball! that stuff doesn't work! |
+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: You paranoid nut ball! that stuff doesn't work! |
− | {{d|Anais}}: Then why are you holding a basket full of lipstick? |
+ | :{{d|Anais}}: Then why are you holding a basket full of lipstick? |
− | {{d|Gumball}}: Three colors five dollars! And be stupid not to buy it! |
+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Three colors five dollars! And be stupid not to buy it! |
− | + | ::{{d|event|As Anais stares at him, Gumball realizes what she's saying}} |
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− | {{d|Gumball}}: This, is, perfect! If we use this trick on Mom, we can get anything we want! It's foolproof! |
+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: This, is, perfect! If we use this trick on Mom, we can get anything we want! It's foolproof! {{d|event|Starts singing happily}} Who's getting candy? [points at Darwin] awww you're getting candy! |
− | {{d|Darwin}}: I'm getting candyyyyy! He's getting candyyyyy! |
+ | :{{d|Darwin}}: I'm getting candyyyyy! He's getting candyyyyy! |
− | {{d|Richard}}: I'm getting candy? she's getting candy! |
+ | :{{d|Richard}}: I'm getting candy? she's getting candy! {{d|event|Points at Anais}} |
− | {{d|Anais}}: I'm getting candy, you're getting candy, he's getting candy, he's getting candy, she's... |
+ | :{{d|Anais}}: I'm getting candy, you're getting candy, he's getting candy, he's getting candy, she's... |
− | {{d|Nicole}}: |
+ | :{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|event|Appears from behind them; Yelling}} Get back to the car!!! |
== Massage and Makeup!!! == |
== Massage and Makeup!!! == |
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− | {{d|Hexagon Lady}}: |
+ | :{{d|Hexagon Lady}}: {{d|event|Approaches Nicole}} Excuse me, madam, but maybe you'd like to try... |
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+ | :{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|event|ells furiously}} Maybe WHAT? Maybe you know better about disciplining my family than I do?! Maybe I shouldn't be screaming like a lunatic in the mall?! |
− | {{d|Hexagon Lady}}: |
+ | :{{d|Hexagon Lady}}: {{d|event|Speaks nervously}} No, no, no. I just thought maybe you'd be interested in a... |
− | {{d|Nicole}}: |
+ | :{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|event|Continues yelling}} WHAT?! |
− | {{d|Hexagon Lady}}: |
+ | :{{d|Hexagon Lady}}: {{d|event|Continues}} ...free relaxing massage on aisle 13? |
− | {{d|Nicole}}: |
+ | :{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|event|Continues yelling}} Well maybe I am!!! Thank you for the kind offer! |
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+ | :{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|event|on the chair}} {{d|event|sighs}} Oh yeah... After the day I had, that's just what I needed to... <span style="font-weight:normal;"> |
+ | ::{{D|event|A broken bone sound}} </span>{{d|event|Gasps}}<span style="font-weight:normal;">I cant move! What did you do? Can you undo what you just did?</span> |
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− | {{d|Nicole}}: No! No! Not the eyebrows! |
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+ | :{{d|Nicole}}: No! No! Not the eyebrows! |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Its nothing personal, Mom. |
+ | :{{d|Richard}}: Its just business!!! |
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− | {{d|Richard}}, {{d|Gumball}}, {{d|Darwin}} and {{d|Anais}}: ''[Sigh]'' |
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== No! It's not over. == |
== No! It's not over. == |
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− | {{d|event|In the car}} |
+ | ::{{d|event|In the car}} |
− | {{d|Anais}}: |
+ | :{{d|Anais}}: {{d|event|Sobbing}} |
− | {{d|Gumball}}: |
+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: {{d|event|Sobbing}} I can't believe it ended up like this! |
− | {{d|Anais}}: The whole afternoon ...wasted!!! |
+ | :{{d|Anais}}: The whole afternoon ...wasted!!! |
− | {{d|Darwin}}: The important thing is, we tried... even if, |
+ | :{{d|Darwin}}: The important thing is, we tried... even if, {{d|event|Crying}} we failed! |
− | {{d|Richard}}: No! It's not over! There's one more thing we can do, but you have to do exactly what I say! |
+ | :{{d|Richard}}: No! It's not over! There's one more thing we can do, but you have to do exactly what I say! |
− | {{d|Back in the supermarket}} |
+ | ::{{d|event|Back in the supermarket}} |
− | {{d|Gumball}}: |
+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: {{d|event|Struggling to eat a candy bar taken right from the supermarket shelf}} I...I... |
− | {{d|Richard}}: Come on son, eat it! |
+ | :{{d|Richard}}: Come on son, eat it! |
− | {{d|Gumball}}: I just cant take stuff without paying for it!! |
+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: I just cant take stuff without paying for it!! {{d|event|His hand suddenly slaps his face}} I have been raised too well. |
− | {{d|Richard}}: Oh come on! Its not that difficult! You open the bag |
+ | :{{d|Richard}}: Oh come on! Its not that difficult! You open the bag {{d|event|Opens candy bar}}, you eat the candy {{d|event|Munches on the candy}}, you put the bag back where it was, and no one will ever know. |
− | {{d|The alarm sounds}} |
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== Nicole's Limit == |
== Nicole's Limit == |
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− | {{d|Nicole}}: Let me get this straight. I asked you to finally step up as a father, and set a good example for your children, and the way you interpreted that was to take them shoplifting? |
+ | :{{d|Nicole}}: Let me get this straight. I asked you to finally step up as a father, and set a good example for your children, and the way you interpreted that was to take them shoplifting? |
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+ | :{{d|Richard}}: Gumball! |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: I don't want the candy anymore! Huh? {{d|event|Nicole runs past Gumball}} |
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− | {{d|Gumball}}: I don't want the candy anymore! Huh? ''[Nicole runs past Gumball]'' |
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+ | :{{d|Orange Guard}}: Freezes, ma'am! {{d|event|Steps in front of Nicole with a taser in his hand}} Please, don't make me do this! |
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+ | :{{d|Orange Guard}}: I wasn't trained for this. Please, somebody help me! |
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+ | :{{d|Orange Guard}}: Yes, please, please, I'd do anything! |
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+ | :{{d|Karen}}: Free samples Sir? |
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+ | :{{d|Richard}}: Aah! I'm finished! |
+ | ::{{d|event|In an aisle}} |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Dad, can I have some candy? |
+ | :{{d|Richard}}: Sure, son. Just don't tell your mother. |
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+ | :{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|event|In a deep scary voice}} Richaaaaaard!!!!! |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Dad, stop sweating, you are gonna give it away! |
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+ | :{{d|Richard}}: Easy for you to say! It's not you she is after! |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Both Gumball and Richard start screaming as Nicole gets closer}} |
+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Darwin, Anais, now! |
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+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Sorry Mom, we just need you to cool down for a minute. |
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+ | :{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|event|Sigh}} Of course, sweetie. Every child tests the limit from time to time, and most husbands do that all the time. |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Everyone takes a breath of relief then a family hug}}. |
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+ | :{{d|Nicole|}} Let's go home. I'm exhausted. |
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+ | ::{{d|event|Nicole and Richard, arms over eachother's shoulder, walks away to the parking lot}} |
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+ | :{{d|Orange Guard}}: {{d|event|Speaks nervously}} Has she gone? |
− | {{d|Anais}}: Depends. Do you have what you promised? |
+ | :{{d|Anais}}: Depends. Do you have what you promised? |
− | {{d|event|The Orange Guard hands out candy bars to Gumball, Darwin and Anais}} |
+ | :{{d|event|The Orange Guard hands out candy bars to Gumball, Darwin and Anais}} |
− | {{d|Gumball}}: Thanks. |
+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Thanks. |
− | {{d|Anais}}: Thank you. |
+ | :{{d|Anais}}: Thank you. |
− | {{d|Darwin}}: Thanks. |
+ | :{{d|Darwin}}: Thanks. |
− | {{d|Orange Guard}}: Please... never come back. |
+ | :{{d|Orange Guard}}: Please... never come back. |
− | ''[Episode ends]'' |
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Chocolate
- [The Wattersons are at Elmore Shopping. The kids keep pestering Nicole, who's pushing a trolley full of groceries]
- Anais: Mom, instead of milk, can we have chocolate milk?
- Nicole: No.
- Darwin: Instead of eggs, can we have chocolate eggs?
- Nicole: No.
- Gumball: Instead of bread, can we have chocolate bread?
- Nicole: No. [Sighs] Richard, can I get a little help here, please?
- Richard: Sure. [Walks to the kids] Here kids, [Gets a chocolate bar] stop bothering your mother and eat this chocolate.
- [Nicole groans and swiftly kicks the chocolate bar out of Richard's hand]
- Gumball: What the...?! Well what's the point in dragging us here if we're not getting some kind of treat?
- Nicole: [Strained voice, speaks without moving her jaws] Because we're having a nice family outing [Moves her jaws] and that should be [Stops moving her jaws] a reward enough.
- [Gumball starts to whimper]
- Nicole: Don't you dare.
- Gumball: [Screams and cries while lying down and bangs on the floor] I want that chocolate!
- [Nicole sighs, and just as Darwin and Anais copy Gumball, Richard starts screaming. Gary walks by and gives Nicole a judgmental stare.]
- Nicole: [Grabs two cans of hot dogs and speaks in a high-pitched voice while staring at the one on her right hand] Oh Mommy, I want some chocolate. [Stares at the one on her left hand in a normal pitched voice] I'm sorry, little sausage, but you had too much candy this week. [Closes her eyes in a high pitched voice] WAH WAH WAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH! [Destroys the can on her right hand and speaks in a normal pitched voice] Now all the little sausages are punished and going to have to wait in the car.
Huggly Bites
- [The kids wait in the car furiously]
- Darwin: This is the face she's gonna get when she comes back. [Frowns while holding his breath]
- Gumball: Eh, pretty good, but this is how you do a sulky face. [Tries to strain himself and points at his vein] It's all in the detail.
- Darwin: Eh, it would be better if it throbbed.
- Gumball: No problem. [Strains intensely and pops his eyeball out and gasps]
- Anais: I can't believe [Pushes Gumball's eyeball back in its socket] we've wasted a day at the mall without getting anything.
- Darwin: You know what we should do? We should make full-sized paper models of ourselves, set the car on fire, and push it off a cliff to teach Mom a lesson.
- Gumball: Uh, I think I have a better, less horrific idea.
- [We now see some people shopping inside the store]
- Gumball [On microphone] Customer announcement! As support for our campaign, Huggy Bites are offering a life-time supply of jelly beans for the first to mega-hug the blue lady in aisle 3.
- Nicole: Huh?
- Gumball: Huggy Bites. More love than you can chew.
- [Nicole is surprised to see customers running at her. They jump on top of her]
- Richard: No! Get your hands off her! That's my wife! [Throws customers off]
- [Nicole inhales and looks at Richard happily, but Richard suddenly jumps on her]
- Richard: If anyone's going to win those Huggy Bites, it's me!
- [Darwin and Anais get candy and walk to Richard]
- Richard: Hey, what is going on here?
- Darwin: [Gasps] Please don't tell!
- Richard: [Gasps] You should be ashamed of yourselves. What would your poor mother thinks about this kind of behavior?
- Anais: What would it take, to make all this, go away?
- Richard: 80-20 and throw in some huggy bites as well for tricking me into those poor customers.
- Darwin: THAT'S IT! I'M TELLING! Ms. Mom, we came up with this really clever idea to get candy behind your back then Mr. Dad caught us and now he really wants some bags of Huggy Bites...
- Nicole: [popping her her out from under Richard and staring angrily at Darwin]
- Darwin: [Smiling nervously and turning back]...aaaaaaand it's back to the car
I'm the man!!!
- Richard [Trying to sound like Nicole]: Your children deserve a better example, you need to grow up, don't forget your appointment at the cardiologist! BORING! discipline, I'm not a punisher! I'm a fun-isher! and she's not the boss of me!
- Gumball: have you ever told her this?
- Richard: Huh YEAH! lots of times... in my head.
- Gumball: what about to her face?
- Richard: nah kids, she'll snap me like a twig
- Gumball: okay, I think we need to work on this.
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- [Back at the shop]
- Gumball: [yelling at Richard] let's go through one last time, WHO ARE YOU?
- Richard: I'm the man!
- Anais: And what does man do?
- Richard: Whatever the heck he wants!
- Darwin: And WHY?
- Richard: Because I'm a beautiful powerful animal!
- Gumball: [Yelling] then let me hear you roar!
- Richard: [Roars like a cat]
- Gumball: Now suck that gut in!
- [Richard sucking in his gut]
- Gumball: Tint those pecks! *forces his nipples to stay upright* uh... and how do you feel?
- Richard: MAN-TASTIC!
- Gumball: GOOD! now go and get us some candy!
- Richard :ebvent HEY WOMAN! you're gonna listen to me and you're gonna listen good! I've got an attack now!
- [Nicole's head is still turned back from Richard]
- Richard: HEY! you listen to the man when he's talking!
- [Nicole turns back and gives a powerful and deadly stare to Richard which scares Richard away]
Everybody's getting candy!!!
- Anais: [Gasp] I've got an idea!
- Gumball: Alright, let's hear it
- Anais: Super markets are designed to sell you stuff that you didn't even know you want it. Everything counts, from the height of the product, to what is placed next to.
- The person who Anais demonstrates as a costumer: [Picks a bread and a cheese] Ah! I want a cheese sandwich!
- Anais: The music is important too. But more than anything. You wanna make them think it's a bargain.
- Gumball: You paranoid nut ball! that stuff doesn't work!
- Anais: Then why are you holding a basket full of lipstick?
- Gumball: Three colors five dollars! And be stupid not to buy it!
- [As Anais stares at him, Gumball realizes what she's saying]
- Gumball: This, is, perfect! If we use this trick on Mom, we can get anything we want! It's foolproof! [Starts singing happily] Who's getting candy? [points at Darwin] awww you're getting candy!
- Darwin: I'm getting candyyyyy! He's getting candyyyyy!
- Richard: I'm getting candy? she's getting candy! [Points at Anais]
- Anais: I'm getting candy, you're getting candy, he's getting candy, he's getting candy, she's...
- Nicole: [Appears from behind them; Yelling] Get back to the car!!!
Massage and Makeup!!!
- Hexagon lady: [Approaches Nicole] Excuse me, madam, but maybe you'd like to try...
- Nicole: [ells furiously] Maybe WHAT? Maybe you know better about disciplining my family than I do?! Maybe I shouldn't be screaming like a lunatic in the mall?!
- Hexagon lady: [Speaks nervously] No, no, no. I just thought maybe you'd be interested in a...
- Nicole: [Continues yelling] WHAT?!
- Hexagon lady: [Continues] ...free relaxing massage on aisle 13?
- Nicole: [Continues yelling] Well maybe I am!!! Thank you for the kind offer!
- Nicole: [on the chair] [sighs] Oh yeah... After the day I had, that's just what I needed to...
- [A broken bone sound] [Gasps]I cant move! What did you do? Can you undo what you just did?
- Hexagon lady: A...Actually, I...I need to go speak to my manager, 'cause I normally work on the deli counter and I... I gotta go.
- Nicole: WHAT? You can't leave me like this! [Sighs] Huh?
- [Gumball suddenly appears in front of Nicole]
- Nicole: Why aren't you in the car?
- Gumball: Well, here's the thing: We have all been through a lot today and... [Chuckling] I was thinking, wouldn't it be better if you just bought us a treat from the supermarket?
- Nicole: Never!!!
- Gumball: Hmm... I see. then how about... A free makeover session?
- [The kids put makeup crazily over Nicole's face]
- Nicole: No! No! Not the eyebrows!
- Gumball: Its nothing personal, Mom.
- Richard: Its just business!!!
- Nicole: [Nicole straightens her back] Rrrrrr... uh!!! [She then furiously points at Richard, Gumball, Darwin and Anais, telling them to get back in the car]
- [All four sigh]
No! It's not over.
- [In the car]
- Anais: [Sobbing]
- Gumball: [Sobbing] I can't believe it ended up like this!
- Anais: The whole afternoon ...wasted!!!
- Darwin: The important thing is, we tried... even if, [Crying] we failed!
- Richard: No! It's not over! There's one more thing we can do, but you have to do exactly what I say!
- [Back in the supermarket]
- Gumball: [Struggling to eat a candy bar taken right from the supermarket shelf] I...I...
- Richard: Come on son, eat it!
- Gumball: I just cant take stuff without paying for it!! [His hand suddenly slaps his face] I have been raised too well.
- Richard: Oh come on! Its not that difficult! You open the bag [Opens candy bar], you eat the candy [Munches on the candy], you put the bag back where it was, and no one will ever know.
- The alarm sounds
- [Richard splits the candy out back in its paper]
Nicole's Limit
- Nicole: Let me get this straight. I asked you to finally step up as a father, and set a good example for your children, and the way you interpreted that was to take them shoplifting?
- Richard: [Sighs]
- Nicole: That's it. I think you've all done it. You have finally pushed me over [Laughs].
- Darwin: Over what?
- Nicole: The Limit!
- Richard: Does that mean we can get a candy bar?
- [Nicole moves her hand at Richard, but manages to restrain herself, breathing heavily, and instead punches the nearby electric regulating box. Electricity crackles as the supermarket loses electric power]
- Nicole: You need to RUN! [Her eyes shone up and start glowing] NOW!
- Gumball: What's wrong with Mom?
- Richard: That's not your mother anymore! That's a whirlwind of fury!
- Richard: [To the other supermarker shoppers] Get out of the way! She is out of control!
- Gumball: Whoa! [He trips on a bunch of candies, as Nicole closes in] [Acreams]
- Richard: Gumball!
- Gumball: I don't want the candy anymore! Huh? [Nicole runs past Gumball]
- Anais: Watch out Dad! It's you she wants!
- Richard: Somebody please help me!
- John: Freezes, ma'am! [Steps in front of Nicole with a taser in his hand] Please, don't make me do this!
- [The Orange Guard fires his taser at Nicole. Electricity crackles as Nicole seems finally subdued. But then she rises up, pull the taser electrodes from herself, then grabs the Orange Guard and stare into his eyes. Nicole's stare cause the Orange Guard to appear to be aging rapidly, his hair and facial hair growing long and whitens at the same time. Nicole then drops the Orange Guard.]
- John: I wasn't trained for this. Please, somebody help me!
- Gumball: You need help?
- John: Yes, please, please, I'd do anything!
- [The chase continues] [as Nicole charges straight to Richard, Richard screams as Nicole continues to charge straight at him, but hits the TV that Richard was standing next to instead]
- Karen: Free samples Sir?
- Richard: Ooh! [Looks at Nicole] Ahh! [Munches, then he uses the paper plate to throw at Nicole, but since the plate is made of paper, it merely floated upward, then falls down the ground]. Huh.
- Richard: Aah! I'm finished!
- [In an aisle]
- Gumball: Dad, can I have some candy?
- Richard: Sure, son. Just don't tell your mother.
- Nicole: [In a deep scary voice] Richaaaaaard!!!!!
- Gumball: Dad, stop sweating, you are gonna give it away!
- Richard: Easy for you to say! It's not you she is after!
- [Both Gumball and Richard start screaming as Nicole gets closer]
- Gumball: Darwin, Anais, now!
- [Darwin and Anais use transparent ductape to wrap and seal the aisle, trapping Nicole]
- Gumball: Sorry Mom, we just need you to cool down for a minute.
- Richard: Yeah, what kind of example are you giving the kids?
- [Darwin and Anais quickly sealed the aisle with plastic wrap, trapping Nicole inside. She then stares through the wrapping melting it out of the way as she slowly approaches her family. Shocked of her own reflection from the facing mirror, she quickly regained control of herself.]
- Nicole: Oh... my... gosh... What am I doing? I am so sorry. I completely overreacted. What kind of mother am I?
- Richard: No, it was me! What am I? A fat man-child! A chubby Peter Pan!
- Anais: We didn't respect your authority, Mom. We know you're only doing it for our own good.
- Darwin: And when a parent says no, they mean no.
- Gumball: [Sigh]I hope you can forgive us.
- Nicole: [Sigh] Of course, sweetie. Every child tests the limit from time to time, and most husbands do that all the time.
- [Everyone takes a breath of relief then a family hug].
- Nicole Let's go home. I'm exhausted.
- [Nicole and Richard, arms over eachother's shoulder, walks away to the parking lot]
- John: [Speaks nervously] Has she gone?
- Anais: Depends. Do you have what you promised?
- [The Orange Guard hands out candy bars to Gumball, Darwin and Anais]
- Gumball: Thanks.
- Anais: Thank you.
- Darwin: Thanks.
- John: Please... never come back.
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Episode 1 The DVD |
Episode 2 The Responsible |
Episode 3 The Third |
Episode 4 The Debt |
Episode 5 The End |
Episode 6 The Dress |
Episode 7 The Quest |
Episode 8 The Spoon |
Episode 9 The Pressure |
Episode 10 The Painting |
Episode 11 The Laziest |
Episode 12 The Ghost |
Episode 13 The Mystery |
Episode 14 The Prank |
Episode 15 The Gi |
Episode 16 The Kiss |
Episode 17 The Party |
Episode 18 The Refund |
Episode 19 The Robot |
Episode 20 The Picnic |
Episode 21 The Goons |
Episode 22 The Secret |
Episode 23 The Sock |
Episode 24 The Genius |
Episode 25 The Poltergeist |
Episode 26 The Mustache |
Episode 27 The Date |
Episode 28 The Club |
Episode 29 The Wand |
Episode 30 The Ape |
Episode 31 The Car |
Episode 32 The Curse |
Episode 33 The Microwave |
Episode 34 The Meddler |
Episode 35 The Helmet |
Episode 36 The Fight |
Episode 1 The Remote |
Episode 2 The Colossus |
Episode 3 The Knights |
Episode 4 The Fridge |
Episode 5 The Flower |
Episode 6 The Banana |
Episode 7 The Phone |
Episode 8 The Job |
Episode 9 Halloween |
Episode 10 The Treasure |
Episode 11 The Apology |
Episode 12 The Words |
Episode 13 The Skull |
Episode 14 The Bet |
Episode 15 Christmas |
Episode 16 The Watch |
Episode 17 The Bumpkin |
Episode 18 The Flakers |
Episode 19 The Authority |
Episode 20 The Virus |
Episode 21 The Pony |
Episode 22 The Hero |
Episode 23 The Dream |
Episode 24 The Sidekick |
Episode 25 The Photo |
Episode 26 The Tag |
Episode 27 The Storm |
Episode 28 The Lesson |
Episode 29 The Game |
Episode 30 The Limit |
Episode 31 The Voice |
Episode 32 The Promise |
Episode 33 The Castle |
Episode 34 The Boombox |
Episode 35 The Tape |
Episode 36 The Sweaters |
Episode 37 The Internet |
Episode 38 The Plan |
Episode 39 The World |
Episode 40 The Finale |
Episode 1 The Kids |
Episode 2 The Fan |
Episode 3 The Coach |
Episode 4 The Joy |
Episode 5 The Puppy |
Episode 6 The Recipe |
Episode 7 The Name |
Episode 8 The Extras |
Episode 9 The Gripes |
Episode 10 The Vacation |
Episode 11 The Fraud |
Episode 12 The Void |
Episode 13 The Boss |
Episode 14 The Move |
Episode 15 The Law |
Episode 16 The Allergy |
Episode 17 The Mothers |
Episode 18 The Password |
Episode 19 The Procrastinators |
Episode 20 The Shell |
Episode 21 The Burden |
Episode 22 The Bros |
Episode 23 The Mirror |
Episode 24 The Man |
Episode 25 The Pizza |
Episode 26 The Lie |
Episode 27 The Butterfly |
Episode 28 The Question |
Episode 29 The Saint |
Episode 30 The Friend |
Episode 31 The Oracle |
Episode 32 The Safety |
Episode 33 The Society |
Episode 34 The Spoiler |
Episode 35 The Countdown |
Episode 36 The Nobody |
Episode 37 The Downer |
Episode 38 The Egg |
Episode 39 The Triangle |
Episode 40 The Money |
Episode 1 The Return |
Episode 2 The Nemesis |
Episode 3 The Crew |
Episode 4 The Others |
Episode 5 The Signature |
Episode 6 The Check |
Episode 7 The Pest |
Episode 8 The Sale |
Episode 9 The Gift |
Episode 10 The Parking |
Episode 11 The Routine |
Episode 12 The Upgrade |
Episode 13 The Comic |
Episode 14 The Romantic |
Episode 15 The Uploads |
Episode 16 The Apprentice |
Episode 17 The Hug |
Episode 18 The Wicked |
Episode 19 The Traitor |
Episode 20 The Origins |
Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two |
Episode 22 The Girlfriend |
Episode 23 The Advice |
Episode 24 The Signal |
Episode 25 The Parasite |
Episode 26 The Love |
Episode 27 The Awkwardness |
Episode 28 The Nest |
Episode 29 The Points |
Episode 30 The Bus |
Episode 31 The Night |
Episode 32 The Misunderstandings |
Episode 33 The Roots |
Episode 34 The Blame |
Episode 35 The Slap |
Episode 36 The Detective |
Episode 37 The Fury |
Episode 38 The Compilation |
Episode 39 The Scam |
Episode 40 The Disaster |
Episode 1 The Rerun |
Episode 2 The Stories |
Episode 3 The Guy |
Episode 4 The Boredom |
Episode 5 The Vision |
Episode 6 The Choices |
Episode 7 The Code |
Episode 8 The Test |
Episode 9 The Slide |
Episode 10 The Loophole |
Episode 11 The Fuss |
Episode 12 The Copycats |
Episode 13 The Potato |
Episode 14 The Outside |
Episode 15 The Vase |
Episode 16 The Matchmaker |
Episode 17 The Box |
Episode 18 The Console |
Episode 19 The Ollie |
Episode 20 The Catfish |
Episode 21 The Cycle |
Episode 22 The Stars |
Episode 23 The Grades |
Episode 24 The Diet |
Episode 25 The Ex |
Episode 26 The Sorcerer |
Episode 27 The Menu |
Episode 28 The Uncle |
Episode 29 The Weirdo |
Episode 30 The Heist |
Episode 31 The Singing |
Episode 32 The Best |
Episode 33 The Worst |
Episode 34 The Deal |
Episode 35 The Petals |
Episode 36 The Nuisance |
Episode 37 The Line |
Episode 38 The List |
Episode 39 The News |
Episode 40 The Puppets |
Episode 1 The Rival |
Episode 2 The Lady |
Episode 3 The Sucker |
Episode 4 The Vegging |
Episode 5 The One |
Episode 6 The Father |
Episode 7 The Cringe |
Episode 8 The Cage |
Episode 9 The Neighbor |
Episode 10 The Anybody |
Episode 11 The Faith |
Episode 12 The Candidate |
Episode 13 The Pact |
Episode 14 The Shippening |
Episode 15 The Brain |
Episode 16 The Parents |
Episode 17 The Founder |
Episode 18 The Schooling |
Episode 19 The Intelligence |
Episode 20 The Potion |
Episode 21 The Spinoffs |
Episode 22 The Transformation |
Episode 23 The Understanding |
Episode 24 The Ad |
Episode 25 The Ghouls |
Episode 26 The Stink |
Episode 27 The Awareness |
Episode 28 The Slip |
Episode 29 The Drama |
Episode 30 The Buddy |
Episode 31 The Possession |
Episode 32 The Master |
Episode 33 The Silence |
Episode 34 The Future |
Episode 35 The Wish |
Episode 36 The Factory |
Episode 37 The Agent |
Episode 38 The Web |
Episode 39 The Mess |
Episode 40 The Heart |
Episode 41 The Revolt |
Episode 42 The Decisions |
Episode 43 The BFFS |
Episode 44 The Inquisition |