Everything Has to be Perfect!
- [The episode starts by showing the Watterson's house. Gumball is heard yelling 'EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECT!' from the inside; scene changes to the kitchen where Anais is frantically trying to unclog the sink but Gumball is yelling at her]
- [Gumball walks up to Anais, who is still trying to unclog the sink.]
- Gumball: I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING! IT'S STILL CLOGGED!
- Anais: I'm trying!
- Gumball: EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECT!
- Anais: I know, I know!
- [Anais frantically attempts to unclog the sink, and finally does so.]
- [The sink goop splats on Anais]
- Gumball: NOW, PAINT THE HOUSE! [Throws a can of paint at Anais]
- [Anais sighs]
- Gumball: DARWIN, WHERE ARE THE COOKIES?!
- Darwin: THEY'RE NOT COOKED YET!
- Gumball: WELL, COOK THEM FASTER!
- [Gumball turns the temperature dial on the oven up all the way, causing fire to come out and burn them, causing Darwin to shriek, then Richard appears to be messily eating some cookie dough]
- Gumball: DAD! YOU HAVE COOKIE DOUGH ALL OVER YOURSELF! GO TAKE A SHOWER!
- Richard: Again?
- [Gumball bites his lip and points to the bathroom, Richard sighs; Scene changes to the living room where Nicole is busy tidying up the house using the vacuum cleaner]
- Gumball: MOM, WHY IS THE GARBAGE STILL HERE?! DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF?!
- [Gumball throws garbage bags at Nicole]
- Anais: The car's coming!
- [Gumball screams, then exhales into his hand to smell his breath and makes a disgusted face and runs to the bathroom. Richard gets thrown downstairs, wearing nothing except shower curtains]
- Gumball: GET OUT! AND WHY ARE THERE TIRES IN THE BATH?!
- Richard: You told me to wash every part of the car.
- [Gumball throws the tires at Richard]
- Gumball: Come on, come on, come on!
- [Gumball strains to get the toothpaste out, it comes out a bit, then slides back down. Gumball squeals in frustration, then throws the toothpaste behind him and looks around frantically, and finally sees a bar of soap, then he sighs, and begins brushing his teeth with the soap]
- [Mr. Fitzgerald and Penny are driving down a street]
- Patrick: Look, Penny, I know you like this kid, but are you sure there isn't a better partner for your medieval assignment? I don't like this part of town.
- Penny: Dad, we've been through this, and you said that you would trust my judgement.
- Patrick: I know, I'm sorry, sweetie. I'm sure Gumball and his family are lovely people.
- [Mr. Fitzgerald's car passes Watterson's house. Penny and Mr. Fitzgerald both gasp]
- Anais: Gumball, she's here! Hi! Whoa!
- [Anais falls off the ladder, she laughs, Richard is taking a shower in the bushes naked]
- Richard: Hi!
- [Nicole comes out of a heap of trash bags]
- Nicole: Oh, hi! [laughs]
- [Darwin appears on the porch with a sheet of burnt cookies]
- Darwin: Hello!
- [Gumball pushes Darwin aside and runs down the steps with soap foam in his mouth]
- Gumball: [gurgling soap in his mouth] Hello! Welcome to the Watterson's House!
- [Mr. Fitzgerald drives off]
- Gumball: Wait, Penny, no! Wait! Penny! Penny, come back, Penny!
- [Gumball chases the car down the road. Penny opens her mouth to say something]
- Patrick: It's a no.
- [Gumball cries and finally collapses at a streetlight]
No Partner for Assignment
- [At Elmore Junior High, Gumball, Darwin, Tobias, and Idaho are on the steps, while Penny can be seen walking toward all of them]
- Idaho: Tobias, you're taking this medieval assignment way too seriously. Are they your mama's stilettos?
- Tobias: This, you rustic troglodyte, will allow me to attract fair Penny to be my study partner. [Penny walks by] Good morrow, fair maid!
- Penny: [Sarcastically] Nice tights.
- Tobias: Why, thank you!
- Idaho: I think that was irony.
- Tobias: No, it wasn't.
- Penny: [Calling off screen] Yes, it was!
- [Scene cuts to where Gumball and Darwin are sitting on the left side of the school stairs]
- Penny: Hey, Gumball, I just wanted to say sorry, about last night.
- Gumball: Last night? What happened? Oh, you were gonna come over to work on our medieval assignment. But you didn't. I didn't even notice since I was so busy.
- Penny: Really? But, my dad said you were calling our house till like, four in the morning.
- Gumball: Pssh. That could've been anyone. No one picked up the phone, so there's no one you can know it was me!
- [Mr. Fitzgerald comes in to pick up Penny]
- Penny: [Whispering] Listen, I can't really talk right now.
- Gumball: Why?
- [Penny points at her dad to Gumball. Gumball looks confused, and at the same time is squinting his eyes]
- Gumball: Are you trying to throw away your thumb or something?
- Penny: No, it's my dad. He doesn't really want us hanging out together, and...
- [Penny's voice becomes almost inaudible because of Mr. Fitzgerald angrily glaring at Gumball. The glaring eventually 'burns' Gumball, but he pats it out.]
- Penny: See ya later.
- Gumball: Oh, hi, Mr. Fitzgerald! I think we got off on the wrong foot yesterday. [Leans on a rear view mirror] If you only got to— [The rear view mirror breaks off] OH-HO! Oh, wow! These things just pop right off, don't they? [Tries putting the rear view mirror back] I'll just put that back on here. [Begins shoving the rear view mirror with his body, repeatedly] Let me just...try this a bit. [An airbag deploys in Mr. Fitzgerald's face] Oh! [Collapses the airbag] Well, at least we know it works.
- Patrick: [Annoyed] Watterson, stay away from my car, and stay away from my daughter.
- Penny: [A little angrily] Can I say something here?
- Patrick: No!
- Gumball: But- [Mr. Fitzgerald drives away; Gumball sighs]
- Darwin: Don't worry. You'll pass that medieval assignment. You know the whole book by heart.
- Gumball: But...but I learned it all for her.
- Darwin: Well, that was a waste of time. Her dad hates you.
- Gumball: Oh, come on. I'm not that bad.
- [Darwin looks doubtfully at Gumball]
- Gumball: [Groans] Then...then I shall prove myself to him.
- [Tobias can be heard laughing, then the scene changes to Tobias, who is still on the stairs]
- Tobias: So the simple knave intends to take the hand of fair Penny. Well, they haven't encountered upon Sir Tobias of Elmore! [His voice echoes] Who's watched all the movies made in medieval times. You may have the lady's eyes right now, but mark my words, beef-weighted peasant, before the day is out, the damsel will be mine! [Laughs] Oh. Hey, guys, you weren't listening! I was explaining everything! Guys...
Not Good Enough
- [At the Fitzgerald house, Gumball rings the doorbell, and Mr. Fitzgerald opens the door.]
- Gumball: [With sparkling eyes and smiling] Hi, Mr. Fitzgerald! I made you a mixtape and a cake. See? I'm not that bad!
- [Mr. Fitzgerald slams the door, but Gumball drops the mix tape and pushes the cake through the mail delivery slot. The cake falls out in pieces and splatters on the floor, all over the mix tape.]
- [Scene changes to Mr. Fitzgerald jogging along a street. Gumball catches up to him]
- Gumball: Oh, hi, Mr. Fitzgerald. What a surprise, we must jog the same route. Yeah, you look really sweaty. Here, let me help you!
- [Takes out a towel and wipes sweat off Mr. Fitzgerald]
- Patrick: What the— what are you— Get away from me! [He jogs away]
- Gumball: Mr. Fitzgerald, I...just..wanna...say...I'm not that bad!
- [Gumball falls back behind him due to exhaustion.]
- [Scene changes to Mr. Fitzgerald at a construction site with two workers]
- Patrick: So, there were two muffins in this oven. The first muffin says, "Good grief, it's hot in here!" and the second muffin says "Good grief, a talking muffin!" [He and his co-workers laugh]
- Gumball: [Laughs] That reminds me of one time when me and Mr. Fitzgerald were... uh... we were... [Mr. Fitzgerald and co-workers glare at him] We never hang out.
- [Scene changes to Mr. Fitzgerald driving home from work. He notices a billboard has changed, so he looks at it. It's a billboard of his company, with crude drawing and writing obviously done by Gumball]
- Patrick: "Watterson and Fitzgerald Co. Friendship Unlimited?" What the..?
- [Mr. Fitzgerald's car then crashes into Doughnut Sheriff's car. Doughnut Sheriff writes a ticket, then Mr. Fitzgerald's airbag deploys into his face]
- [Scene changes to Gumball going to Mr. Fitzgerald's house again.]
- [Gumball rings the doorbell, and Mr. Fitzgerald opens it, only to find Gumball back, this time he starts singing while playing a ukulele]
- Gumball: [Singing] I wanna study with your daughter, I know you don't think that I oughta. I'm not that bad I'm pretty friendly, I think that you should be--
- [Mr. Fitzgerald angrily grabs Gumball's ukulele and crushes it in his hands.]
- Patrick: [Irritated] I don't care. You are not good enough for my daughter, and I don't want you around her. End. Of. Story!
- [Pause]
- Gumball: [Still singing] So why don't you gimme one more--
- [Mr. Fitzgerald slams the door, only to find the doorbell ringing again. He opens the door, only to see Tobias at the doorway.]
- Tobias: I am Sir Tobias of Elmore and I'm here to claim your daughter's hand.
- [Mr. Fitzgerald slams the door again.]
- Tobias: AHH! Please sir... releaseth my foot... Let not this door stand in the way of true love. Just at least open it a little bit so I can get my foot out. [Hears the door lock engaging] Okay, I'll squeeze it out myself. It's really hard because my toes are swollen now! [Effortfully squeezes it out] Aaah... Ahh... Ohh...
- [Scene goes back inside the Fitzgerald house. Mr. Fitzgerald is at the stairs.]
- Patrick: Hey, Penny, what is it with you and boys these days? Penny? Penny?
The Duel
- [Gumball walks dejectedly. He sees Penny sitting on the Watterson's doorstep reading a book.]
- Gumball: Penny! I thought your dad didn't want you to come over.
- Penny: Exactly. That's why I asked my mom.
- Gumball: Cool. Do you still want to study? Because I know that medieval stuff by heart!
- Tobias: Have at you, you cantankerous oaf!
- Gumball: Tobias?
- Tobias: I demand satisfaction.
- Gumball: For what?
- Tobias: For stealing the hand of my promised!
- Gumball: [Hissing] What the heck do you want, dude?!
- Tobias: I demand... a duel.
- [Tobias then begins slapping Gumball with a glove.]
- Gumball: I don't want to duel. Leave us alone. I'm not doing this.
- [Tobias continually slaps Gumball with one glove.]
- [Scene changes to front of house, the boys are preparing to joust.]
- Gumball: If I do this, you're gonna leave us alone, right?
- Tobias: Only if you win. If you lose, Lady Penny is mine.
- Penny: [Calling out offscreen] No, I'm not.
- Gumball: Yeah, did you consider Penny's feeling in any of this?
- Tobias: In time, she will learn to love me.
- Penny: [Calling out offscreen] No, I won't.
- Tobias: Let the joust commence.
- [Gumball and Tobias runs towards each other. Gumball's skateboard hits a rock.]
- Gumball: Ahhh, woah! [Crashes right into Tobias.]
- [Tobias gets up, albeit hurt]
- Tobias: A worthy foe, but how are you at hand-to-hand combat? [Grabs the broken handle nearby] En garde!
- [Gumball gets up and turns around, one of his eyes are red]
- Gumball: You're a complete nutcase, man! I don't want to fight you anymore.
- Tobias: Then victory is mine and I shall take the hand of my lady.
- [Tobias grabs the hand of Penny.]
- Gumball: Never! [Hits Tobias' hand off Penny's with his broken broom handle] Oh sorry. Oh, are you ok?
- [Tobias gets angry and attacks him again.]
- Penny: Hey!
- [Gumball and Tobias fence each other. Soon Tobias gains the upper hand.]
- Tobias: [Swinging broom handle under Gumball's legs] Dance for me, jester, dance! Faster, jester, faster!
- [Penny gasp as she throws her book at Tobias' face, hitting him]
- Gumball: Thanks, Penny! [He gets covered under the trash can by Tobias, who then proceeds to hit him again]
- Penny: [Grabs Tobias' arm] Tobias, stop it!
- Tobias: I'll stop in exchange for a kiss.
- [Gumball removes the trash can off himself and accidentally throws his broom at Penny, knocking her over.]
- Gumball: Oh! Sorry.
- Penny: It's okay.
- [Tobias swings his handle at Gumball repeatedly]
- Gumball: Wait. [Tobias pauses as Gumball catches his breath.] Ok, go. [Tobias resumes swinging] That's better. Penny!
- Penny: What?
- Gumball: Can you throw me my sword?
- Penny: You mean your broom?
- Gumball: Yes.
- [Tobias throws the trash can at Gumball]
- Penny: Gumball, can we just do the assignment now, please?
- Gumball: [Shielding himself with the trash can from Tobias' attacks] Yeah, just give me a second, I think he's getting tired.
- [Mr. Fitzgerald is driving around the neighborhood]
- Patrick: She better not be around here. I hate this lousy neighborhood.
- [Penny tries to retain Tobias from attacking Gumball further]
- Gumball: Penny, get back, you're gonna get hurt.
- Penny: I wouldn't have to help if you weren't losing.
- Gumball: I'm not losing. I'm just catching my breath.
- Tobias: Step aside, woman! [Knocks Penny onto the street]
- [Mr. Fitzgerald approaches the Watterson house]
- Patrick: [Sighs when watching Gumball] That little punk again.
- [The scene begins to play in slow motion. Penny gets up, right in front of Mr. Fitzgerald's approaching car. He doesn't notice her yet]
- Gumball: Penny!
- [As Tobias watches, Gumball jumps in front of Mr. Fitzgerald's car]
- Gumball: No!
- [Penny and Mr. Fitzgerald both gasp]
- Gumball: NOOOOO!!
- [As Gumball pushes Penny out of the way, Mr. Fitzgerald swerves. Tobias now looks shocked, so does Mr. Fitzgerald. As Mr. Fitzgerald heads towards the house, past Tobias, his rear view mirror breaks off again, then Mr. Fitzgerald crashes off screen. Everyone is stunned.]
- Tobias: Ok, you win. Bye! [Runs away]
Epilogue
- Penny: Dad! [Hugs Mr. Fitzgerald]
- Patrick: Are you kids okay?
- Gumball: We're fine.
- Patrick: Thank you so much, Gumball. You saved my little girl's life. I can't believe I took you and your family for such a bunch of...
- Richard: [Angrily] WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! NICOLE, GET OUT HERE! THIS CLOWN NEARLY RAN OVER OUR KID!
- Nicole: [Also angrily] WHAT?!
- Patrick: [Nervously] I-It's not what it looks like.
- Nicole: I don't want you, near my family, ever again.
- Patrick: Please. Here, let me just pay you.
- Nicole: I don't want your money! You come around here...
- [Mr. Fitzgerald is now nervous as the entire Watterson family angrily complain, yell and protest at Mr. Fitzgerald, while Gumball and Penny do nothing but turn around and innocently shrug]
v • e Transcript |
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Episode 1 The DVD |
Episode 2 The Responsible |
Episode 3 The Third |
Episode 4 The Debt |
Episode 5 The End |
Episode 6 The Dress |
Episode 7 The Quest |
Episode 8 The Spoon |
Episode 9 The Pressure |
Episode 10 The Painting |
Episode 11 The Laziest |
Episode 12 The Ghost |
Episode 13 The Mystery |
Episode 14 The Prank |
Episode 15 The Gi |
Episode 16 The Kiss |
Episode 17 The Party |
Episode 18 The Refund |
Episode 19 The Robot |
Episode 20 The Picnic |
Episode 21 The Goons |
Episode 22 The Secret |
Episode 23 The Sock |
Episode 24 The Genius |
Episode 25 The Poltergeist |
Episode 26 The Mustache |
Episode 27 The Date |
Episode 28 The Club |
Episode 29 The Wand |
Episode 30 The Ape |
Episode 31 The Car |
Episode 32 The Curse |
Episode 33 The Microwave |
Episode 34 The Meddler |
Episode 35 The Helmet |
Episode 36 The Fight |
Episode 1 The Remote |
Episode 2 The Colossus |
Episode 3 The Knights |
Episode 4 The Fridge |
Episode 5 The Flower |
Episode 6 The Banana |
Episode 7 The Phone |
Episode 8 The Job |
Episode 9 Halloween |
Episode 10 The Treasure |
Episode 11 The Apology |
Episode 12 The Words |
Episode 13 The Skull |
Episode 14 The Bet |
Episode 15 Christmas |
Episode 16 The Watch |
Episode 17 The Bumpkin |
Episode 18 The Flakers |
Episode 19 The Authority |
Episode 20 The Virus |
Episode 21 The Pony |
Episode 22 The Hero |
Episode 23 The Dream |
Episode 24 The Sidekick |
Episode 25 The Photo |
Episode 26 The Tag |
Episode 27 The Storm |
Episode 28 The Lesson |
Episode 29 The Game |
Episode 30 The Limit |
Episode 31 The Voice |
Episode 32 The Promise |
Episode 33 The Castle |
Episode 34 The Boombox |
Episode 35 The Tape |
Episode 36 The Sweaters |
Episode 37 The Internet |
Episode 38 The Plan |
Episode 39 The World |
Episode 40 The Finale |
Episode 1 The Kids |
Episode 2 The Fan |
Episode 3 The Coach |
Episode 4 The Joy |
Episode 5 The Puppy |
Episode 6 The Recipe |
Episode 7 The Name |
Episode 8 The Extras |
Episode 9 The Gripes |
Episode 10 The Vacation |
Episode 11 The Fraud |
Episode 12 The Void |
Episode 13 The Boss |
Episode 14 The Move |
Episode 15 The Law |
Episode 16 The Allergy |
Episode 17 The Mothers |
Episode 18 The Password |
Episode 19 The Procrastinators |
Episode 20 The Shell |
Episode 21 The Burden |
Episode 22 The Bros |
Episode 23 The Mirror |
Episode 24 The Man |
Episode 25 The Pizza |
Episode 26 The Lie |
Episode 27 The Butterfly |
Episode 28 The Question |
Episode 29 The Saint |
Episode 30 The Friend |
Episode 31 The Oracle |
Episode 32 The Safety |
Episode 33 The Society |
Episode 34 The Spoiler |
Episode 35 The Countdown |
Episode 36 The Nobody |
Episode 37 The Downer |
Episode 38 The Egg |
Episode 39 The Triangle |
Episode 40 The Money |
Episode 1 The Return |
Episode 2 The Nemesis |
Episode 3 The Crew |
Episode 4 The Others |
Episode 5 The Signature |
Episode 6 The Check |
Episode 7 The Pest |
Episode 8 The Sale |
Episode 9 The Gift |
Episode 10 The Parking |
Episode 11 The Routine |
Episode 12 The Upgrade |
Episode 13 The Comic |
Episode 14 The Romantic |
Episode 15 The Uploads |
Episode 16 The Apprentice |
Episode 17 The Hug |
Episode 18 The Wicked |
Episode 19 The Traitor |
Episode 20 The Origins |
Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two |
Episode 22 The Girlfriend |
Episode 23 The Advice |
Episode 24 The Signal |
Episode 25 The Parasite |
Episode 26 The Love |
Episode 27 The Awkwardness |
Episode 28 The Nest |
Episode 29 The Points |
Episode 30 The Bus |
Episode 31 The Night |
Episode 32 The Misunderstandings |
Episode 33 The Roots |
Episode 34 The Blame |
Episode 35 The Slap |
Episode 36 The Detective |
Episode 37 The Fury |
Episode 38 The Compilation |
Episode 39 The Scam |
Episode 40 The Disaster |
Episode 1 The Rerun |
Episode 2 The Stories |
Episode 3 The Guy |
Episode 4 The Boredom |
Episode 5 The Vision |
Episode 6 The Choices |
Episode 7 The Code |
Episode 8 The Test |
Episode 9 The Slide |
Episode 10 The Loophole |
Episode 11 The Fuss |
Episode 12 The Copycats |
Episode 13 The Potato |
Episode 14 The Outside |
Episode 15 The Vase |
Episode 16 The Matchmaker |
Episode 17 The Box |
Episode 18 The Console |
Episode 19 The Ollie |
Episode 20 The Catfish |
Episode 21 The Cycle |
Episode 22 The Stars |
Episode 23 The Grades |
Episode 24 The Diet |
Episode 25 The Ex |
Episode 26 The Sorcerer |
Episode 27 The Menu |
Episode 28 The Uncle |
Episode 29 The Weirdo |
Episode 30 The Heist |
Episode 31 The Singing |
Episode 32 The Best |
Episode 33 The Worst |
Episode 34 The Deal |
Episode 35 The Petals |
Episode 36 The Nuisance |
Episode 37 The Line |
Episode 38 The List |
Episode 39 The News |
Episode 40 The Puppets |
Episode 1 The Rival |
Episode 2 The Lady |
Episode 3 The Sucker |
Episode 4 The Vegging |
Episode 5 The One |
Episode 6 The Father |
Episode 7 The Cringe |
Episode 8 The Cage |
Episode 9 The Neighbor |
Episode 10 The Anybody |
Episode 11 The Faith |
Episode 12 The Candidate |
Episode 13 The Pact |
Episode 14 The Shippening |
Episode 15 The Brain |
Episode 16 The Parents |
Episode 17 The Founder |
Episode 18 The Schooling |
Episode 19 The Intelligence |
Episode 20 The Potion |
Episode 21 The Spinoffs |
Episode 22 The Transformation |
Episode 23 The Understanding |
Episode 24 The Ad |
Episode 25 The Ghouls |
Episode 26 The Stink |
Episode 27 The Awareness |
Episode 28 The Slip |
Episode 29 The Drama |
Episode 30 The Buddy |
Episode 31 The Possession |
Episode 32 The Master |
Episode 33 The Silence |
Episode 34 The Future |
Episode 35 The Wish |
Episode 36 The Factory |
Episode 37 The Agent |
Episode 38 The Web |
Episode 39 The Mess |
Episode 40 The Heart |
Episode 41 The Revolt |
Episode 42 The Decisions |
Episode 43 The BFFS |
Episode 44 The Inquisition |