The Knights/Transcript

Everything Has to be Perfect!

[The episode starts by showing the Wattersons' house, while Louie is walking his dog]

Gumball: [Off-screen] EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECT!

[Louie to get distracted by the scream and hits a pole]

[Scene changes to the kitchen where Anais is frantically trying to unclog the sink, Darwin is rapidly mixing cookie dough in a bowl and Richard is doing the laundry in the background. Gumball walks up to Anais]

Gumball: I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING! IT'S STILL CLOGGED!

Anais: I'm trying!

Gumball: EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECT!

Anais: I know, I know!

[Anais frantically attempts to unclog the sink, and finally does so, causing the sink goop to splat on her face]

Gumball: NOW, PAINT THE HOUSE! [Throws a can of paint at Anais]

[Anais sighs]

Gumball: DARWIN, WHERE ARE THE COOKIES?!

Darwin: THEY'RE NOT COOKED YET!

Gumball: WELL, COOK THEM FASTER!

[Gumball turns the temperature dial on the oven up all the way, causing fire to come out and burn them]

Darwin: AAH!

Gumball: DAD!

[Richard appears to be messily eating some cookie dough]

Gumball: YOU HAVE COOKIE DOUGH ALL OVER YOURSELF! GO TAKE A SHOWER!

Richard: Again?

[Gumball bites his lip and points to the bathroom, Richard sighs; scene changes to the living room where Nicole is busy tidying up the house using the vacuum cleaner]

Gumball: MOM, WHY IS THE GARBAGE STILL HERE?! DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF?!

[Gumball throws the garbage bags and Nicole outside]

Anais: The car's coming!

[Gumball screams, then exhales into his hand to smell his breath, makes a disgusted face, and runs to the bathroom]

Gumball: [Off-screen] GET OUT!

[Richard gets thrown downstairs, wearing nothing except shower curtains]

Gumball: [Off-screen] AND WHY ARE THERE TIRES IN THE BAAATH?!

Richard: You told me to wash every part of the car.

[Gumball throws the tires at Richard]

[In the bathroom, Gumball strains to get the toothpaste out]

Gumball: Come on, come on, come on!

[The toothpaste comes out a bit, then slides back down. Gumball squeals in frustration, then throws the toothpaste behind him and looks around frantically, and finally sees a bar of soap, then he sighs, and begins brushing his teeth with the soap]

[Patrick and Penny are driving down a street]

Patrick: Look, Penny, I know you like this kid, but are you sure there isn't a better partner for your medieval assignment? I don't like this part of town.

Penny: Dad, we've been through this, and you said that you would trust my judgement.

Patrick: I know, I'm sorry, sweetie. I'm sure Gumball and his family are lovely people.

[Patrick's car passes the Wattersons' house. Penny and Patrick both gasp]

Anais: Gumball, she's here! Hi! Whoa!

[Anais falls off the ladder, she laughs, Richard is taking a shower in the bushes naked]

Richard: Hi!

[Nicole comes out of a heap of trash bags]

Nicole: Oh, hi! [Laughs]

[Darwin appears on the porch with a sheet of burnt cookies]

Darwin: Hello!

[Gumball pushes Darwin aside and runs down the steps with soap foam in his mouth]

Gumball: [Gurgling soap in his mouth] Hello! Welcome to the Wattersons' house!

[Patrick drives off]

Gumball: [Still gurgling] Wait, Penny, no! Wait! Penny! Penny, come back, Penny!

[Gumball chases the car down the road. Penny opens her mouth to say something]

Patrick: It's a no.

[Gumball cries and finally collapses at a streetlight]

No Partner for Assignment

[At Elmore Junior High, Gumball, Darwin, Idaho, and Tobias (wearing a black and purple medieval tunic and hat) are on the steps, while Penny can be seen walking toward all of them]

Idaho: Tobias, you're taking this medieval assignment way too seriously. Are they your mama's stilettos?

Tobias​​​​​​: This, you rustic troglodyte, will allow me to attract fair Penny to be my study partner.

[Penny walks by]

Tobias​​​​​​: [Gasps] Good morrow, fair maid!

Penny: [Sarcastically] Nice tights.

Tobias​​​​​​: Why, thank you!

Idaho: I think that was irony.

Tobias​​​​​​: No, it wasn't.

Penny: [Calling off-screen] Yes, it was!

[Scene cuts to where Gumball and Darwin are sitting on the left side of the school stairs]

Penny: Hey, Gumball, I just wanted to say sorry, about last night.

Gumball: Last night? What happened? Oh-oh yeah, you were gonna come over to work on our medieval assignment. But you didn't. Psh, I didn't even notice since I was so busy.

Penny: Really? But, my dad said you were calling our house till like, four in the morning.

Gumball: Pssssh. That could've been anyone. No one picked up the phone, so there's no way you could know it was me!

[Patrick comes in to pick up Penny]

Penny: [Whispering] Listen, I can't really talk right now.

Gumball: Why?

[Penny points at her dad to Gumball. Gumball looks confused, and at the same time is squinting his eyes]

Gumball: Are you trying to throw away your thumb or something?

Penny: [Whispering] No, it's my dad. He doesn't really want us hanging out together. He wants me to find a different partner for this medieval project. He's not really...

[Penny's voice becomes almost inaudible because of Patrick angrily glaring at Gumball. The glaring eventually 'burns' a red dot on Gumball's forehead, but he pats it out]

Penny: [Whispering] Anyway, got to go. See ya later.

Gumball: Oh, hi, Mr. Fitzgerald!

[Penny sighs and gets in the car]

Gumball: I think we got off on the wrong foot yesterday. [Leans on a rear view mirror] If you only got to— [The rear view mirror breaks off] OH-HO! Oh, wow! These things just pop right off, don't they? Ha ha...[Tries putting the rear view mirror back] I'll just put that back on here.

[The rear viev falls off again]

Gumball: [Laughs nervously] Let me just... [Begins shoving the rear view mirror with his body, repeatedly] Try this a bit... Maybe just a little... [An airbag deploys in Patrick's face] Oh hahahaha! Well, at least we know it works. [He removes the airbag from Patrick's face]

Patrick: [Annoyed] Watterson, stay away from my car, and stay away from my daughter.

Penny: [A little angrily] Can I say something here?

Patrick: No!

Gumball: But-

[Patrick drives away; Gumball sighs]

Darwin: Don't worry. You'll pass that medieval assignment. You know the whole book by heart.

Gumball: But I... but I learned it all for her.

Darwin: Well, that was a waste of time. Her dad hates you.

Gumball: Oh, come on. I'm not that bad.

[Darwin looks doubtfully at Gumball]

Gumball: [Groans] Then... then I shall prove myself to him.

[Tobias can be heard laughing, then the scene changes to Tobias, who is still on the stairs]

Tobias​​​​​​: So the simple knave intends to take the hand of fair Penny. Well, they haven't counted upon Sir Tobias of [His voice echoes] Elmore! Who's watched all the movies made in medieval times. You may have the lady's eyes right now, but mark my words, beef-witted peasant, before the day is out, the damsel will be mine! [Laughs]

[The camera zooms out, revealing that Tobias is the only one on the steps]

Tobias​​​​​​: Oh. Hey, guys, you weren't listening! [Runs off] I was explaining everything! Guys!

Not Good Enough

[At the Fitzgerald house, Gumball rings the doorbell, and Patrick opens the door and groans angrily]

Gumball: [With sparkling eyes and smiling] Hi, Mr. Fitzgerald! I made you a mixtape and a cake. See? I'm not that bad!

[Patrick slams the door, but Gumball drops the mix tape and pushes the cake through the mail delivery slot. The cake falls out in pieces and splatters on the floor, all over the mixtape]

[Scene changes to Patrick jogging along a street. Gumball catches up to him]

Gumball: Oh, Mr. Fitzgerald. What a surprise, we must jog the same route. Yeah, you look really sweaty. Here, let me help you!

[Takes out a towel and wipes sweat off Patrick's armpit]

Patrick: What the— what are you— Get away from me! [He jogs away]

Gumball: [Panting] Mr. Fitzgerald, I...just..wanna...say...I'm not that bad!

[Gumball falls back behind him due to exhaustion]

[Scene changes to Patrick at a construction site with two workers]

Patrick: So, there were two muffins in this oven. The first muffin says, "Good grief, it's hot in here!" and the second muffin says "Good grief, a talking muffin!" [He and his co-workers laugh]

[Gumball laughs as well, and Patrick and his co-workers glare at him]

Gumball: That reminds me of one time when me and Mr. Fitzgerald where... umh... where... uuh... [Takes a sip from his cup] we were uh... [Sighs] We never hang out.

[Scene changes to Patrick driving home from work. He notices a billboard has changed, so he looks at it. It's a billboard of his company, with crude drawing and writing obviously done by Gumball]

Patrick: "Watterson and Fitzgerald Co. Friendship Unlimited?" What the...?

[Patrick's car then crashes into Doughnut Sheriff's car. Doughnut Sheriff writes a ticket, then Patrick's airbag slowly deploys into his face]

[Scene changes to Gumball going to the Fitzgeralds' house again. Gumball rings the doorbell, and Patrick opens it, only to find Gumball back, this time he starts singing while playing a ukulele]

Gumball: [Singing] I wanna study with your daughter, I know you don't think that I oughta. I'm not that bad I'm pretty friendly, I think that you should be—

[Patrick angrily grabs Gumball's ukulele and crushes it in his hands]

Patrick: [Irritated] I don't care. You are not good enough for my daughter, and I don't want you around her. End. Of. Story!

[Pause]

Gumball: [Still singing] So why don't you gimme one more—

[Patrick slams the door, only to find the doorbell ringing again. He opens the door, only to see Tobias at the doorway]

Tobias​​​​​: I am Sir Tobias of Elmore and I'm here to claim your daughter's hand.

[Patrick slams the door again]

Tobias​​​​​: AHH! Please sir... releaseth my foot... Let not this door stand in the way of true love. Just at least open it a little bit so I can get my foot out.

[The door lock goes off]

Tobias​​​​​: Okay, I'll squeeze it out myself. It's really hard because my toes are swollen now! [Effortfully squeezes it out] Aaah... Ahh... Ohh...

[Scene goes back inside the Fitzgerald house. Patrick is at the stairs]

Patrick: Hey, Penny, what is it with you and boys these days? Penny? Penny?

The Duel

[Gumball walks dejectedly. He sees Penny sitting on the Watterson's doorstep reading a book]

Gumball: Penny! I thought your dad didn't want you to come over.

Penny: Exactly. That's why I asked my mom.

Gumball: Cool. Do you still want to study? Because I know that medieval stuff off—

[Tobias slaps Gumball with his glove]

Tobias​​​​​​: Have at you, you cantankerous oaf!

Gumball: Tobias?

Tobias​​​​​​: I demand satisfaction.

Gumball: For what?

[Tobias slaps Gumball with his glove again]

Tobias​​​​​​​​​​​​​: For stealing the hand of my promised!

Gumball: [Hissing] What the heck do you want, dude?!

Tobias​​​​​​​​​​​​​: I demand... a duel.

Gumball: I don't want to duel. [Tobias slaps him] Leave us alone. [Tobias slaps him] I'm not doing this.

[Tobias continuously slaps Gumball with one glove]

[Scene changes to front of house, the boys are preparing to joust]

Gumball: If I do this, you're gonna leave us alone, alright?

Tobias​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Hahaha! Only if you win. If you lose, Lady Penny is mine.

Penny: [Calling out off-screen] No, I'm not.

Gumball: Yeah, did you consider Penny's feeling in any of this?

Tobias​​​​​​​​​​​​​: In time, she will learn to love me.

Penny: [Calling out off-screen] No, I won't.

[Tobias sighs, then makes noises with his mouth of the horse's neighing and galloping]

Tobias​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Let the joust commence.

[Gumball and Tobias runs towards each other. Gumball's skateboard hits a rock]

Gumball: Ahhh, woah! [Crashes right into Tobias]

[Tobias gets up, albeit hurt]

Tobias​​​​​​​​​​​​​: A worthy foe, but how are you at hand-to-hand combat? [Grabs the broken handle nearby] En garde!

[Gumball gets up and turns around, one of his eyes are red]

Gumball: You're a complete nutcase, man! I don't want to fight you anymore.

Tobias​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Then victory is mine and I shall take the hand of my lady.

[Tobias grabs the hand of Penny]

Gumball: Never! [Hits Tobias' hand off Penny's with his broken broom handle] Oh sorry. Oh, are you okay?

[Tobias gets angry and attacks him again]

Penny: Hey!

[Tobias hisses and the two boys fence each other. Soon Tobias gains the upper hand]

Tobias​​​​​​​​​​​​​: [Swinging broom handle under Gumball's legs] Dance for me, jester, dance! Faster, jester, faster!

[Penny gasps and she grabs her book]

Tobias​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Faster, jester, faster!

[Penny throws her book at Tobias' face, hitting him]

Gumball: Haha! Thanks, Penny!

[Gumball gets covered under the trash can by Tobias, who then proceeds to hit him again]

Penny: [Grabs Tobias' arm] Tobias, stop it!

Tobias​​​​​​​​​​​​​: I'll stop in exchange for a kiss.

Gumball: NO!

[Gumball removes the trash can off himself and accidentally throws his broom at Penny, knocking her over]

Gumball: Oh! Sorry.

Penny: [Calling off-screen] It's okay.

[Tobias swings his handle at Gumball repeatedly]

Gumball: Waitwawawawaitwaitwait.

[Tobias pauses as Gumball catches his breath]

Gumball: Okay, go.

[Tobias resumes swinging]

Gumball: That's better. Penny! Penny!

Penny: [Unenthusiastically] What?

Gumball: Can you throw me my sword?

Penny: You mean your broom?

Gumball: Yes.

[Tobias throws the trash can at Gumball]

Penny: Gumball, can we just do the assignment now, please?

Gumball: [Shielding himself with the trash can from Tobias' attacks] Yeah, just give me a second, I think he's getting tired.

[Patrick is driving around the neighborhood]

Patrick: [Sighs] She better not be around here. I hate this lousy neighborhood.

[Penny tries to retain Tobias from attacking Gumball further]

Gumball: Penny, get back, you're gonna get hurt.

Penny: I wouldn't have to help if you weren't losing.

Gumball: I'm not losing. I'm just catching my breath.

Tobias​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Step aside, woman! [Knocks Penny onto the street]

[Patrick approaches the Watterson house]

Patrick: [Sighs when watching Gumball] That little punk again.

[The scene begins to play in slow-motion. Penny gets up, right in front of Patrick's approaching car. He doesn't notice her yet]

Gumball: Penny!

[As Tobias watches, Gumball jumps in front of Patrick's car in slow-motion]

Gumball: No!

[Penny and Patrick both gasp]

Gumball: NOOOOO!!

[As Gumball pushes Penny out of the way, Patrick swerves. Tobias now looks shocked, so does Patrick. As Patrick heads towards the house, past Tobias, his rear view mirror breaks off again, then Patrick crashes off-screen. Everyone is stunned]

Tobias​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Okay, you win. Bye! [Runs away]

Epilogue

Penny: Dad! [Hugs Patrick]

Patrick: Are you kids okay?

Gumball: We're fine.

Patrick: Thank you so much, Gumball. You saved my little girl's life. I can't believe I took you and your family for such a bunch of...

Richard: [Angrily] WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! NICOLE, GET OUT HERE! THIS CLOWN NEARLY RAN OVER OUR KID!

Nicole: [Also angrily] WHAT?!

Patrick: [Nervously] I-It's not what it looks like.

Nicole: I don't want you, near my family, ever again.

Patrick: Please. Here, let me just pay you.

Nicole: I don't want your money! You come around here...

[Patrick is now nervous as the entire Watterson family angrily complain, yell and protest at Patrick, while Gumball and Penny do nothing but turn around and innocently shrug]

[The episode ends]

v • e Transcript

Episode 1 The DVD	Episode 2 The Responsible	Episode 3 The Third	Episode 4 The Debt
Episode 5 The End	Episode 6 The Dress	Episode 7 The Quest	Episode 8 The Spoon
Episode 9 The Pressure	Episode 10 The Painting	Episode 11 The Laziest	Episode 12 The Ghost
Episode 13 The Mystery	Episode 14 The Prank	Episode 15 The Gi	Episode 16 The Kiss
Episode 17 The Party	Episode 18 The Refund	Episode 19 The Robot	Episode 20 The Picnic
Episode 21 The Goons	Episode 22 The Secret	Episode 23 The Sock	Episode 24 The Genius
Episode 25 The Poltergeist	Episode 26 The Mustache	Episode 27 The Date	Episode 28 The Club
Episode 29 The Wand	Episode 30 The Ape	Episode 31 The Car	Episode 32 The Curse
Episode 33 The Microwave	Episode 34 The Meddler	Episode 35 The Helmet	Episode 36 The Fight

Episode 1 The Remote	Episode 2 The Colossus	Episode 3 The Knights	Episode 4 The Fridge
Episode 5 The Flower	Episode 6 The Banana	Episode 7 The Phone	Episode 8 The Job
Episode 9 Halloween	Episode 10 The Treasure	Episode 11 The Apology	Episode 12 The Words
Episode 13 The Skull	Episode 14 The Bet	Episode 15 Christmas	Episode 16 The Watch
Episode 17 The Bumpkin	Episode 18 The Flakers	Episode 19 The Authority	Episode 20 The Virus
Episode 21 The Pony	Episode 22 The Hero	Episode 23 The Dream	Episode 24 The Sidekick
Episode 25 The Photo	Episode 26 The Tag	Episode 27 The Storm	Episode 28 The Lesson
Episode 29 The Game	Episode 30 The Limit	Episode 31 The Voice	Episode 32 The Promise
Episode 33 The Castle	Episode 34 The Boombox	Episode 35 The Tape	Episode 36 The Sweaters
Episode 37 The Internet	Episode 38 The Plan	Episode 39 The World	Episode 40 The Finale

Episode 1 The Kids	Episode 2 The Fan	Episode 3 The Coach	Episode 4 The Joy
Episode 5 The Puppy	Episode 6 The Recipe	Episode 7 The Name	Episode 8 The Extras
Episode 9 The Gripes	Episode 10 The Vacation	Episode 11 The Fraud	Episode 12 The Void
Episode 13 The Boss	Episode 14 The Move	Episode 15 The Law	Episode 16 The Allergy
Episode 17 The Mothers	Episode 18 The Password	Episode 19 The Procrastinators	Episode 20 The Shell
Episode 21 The Burden	Episode 22 The Bros	Episode 23 The Mirror	Episode 24 The Man
Episode 25 The Pizza	Episode 26 The Lie	Episode 27 The Butterfly	Episode 28 The Question
Episode 29 The Saint	Episode 30 The Friend	Episode 31 The Oracle	Episode 32 The Safety
Episode 33 The Society	Episode 34 The Spoiler	Episode 35 The Countdown	Episode 36 The Nobody
Episode 37 The Downer	Episode 38 The Egg	Episode 39 The Triangle	Episode 40 The Money

Episode 1 The Return	Episode 2 The Nemesis	Episode 3 The Crew	Episode 4 The Others
Episode 5 The Signature	Episode 6 The Check	Episode 7 The Pest	Episode 8 The Sale
Episode 9 The Gift	Episode 10 The Parking	Episode 11 The Routine	Episode 12 The Upgrade
Episode 13 The Comic	Episode 14 The Romantic	Episode 15 The Uploads	Episode 16 The Apprentice
Episode 17 The Hug	Episode 18 The Wicked	Episode 19 The Traitor	Episode 20 The Origins
Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two	Episode 22 The Girlfriend	Episode 23 The Advice	Episode 24 The Signal
Episode 25 The Parasite	Episode 26 The Love	Episode 27 The Awkwardness	Episode 28 The Nest
Episode 29 The Points	Episode 30 The Bus	Episode 31 The Night	Episode 32 The Misunderstandings
Episode 33 The Roots	Episode 34 The Blame	Episode 35 The Slap	Episode 36 The Detective
Episode 37 The Fury	Episode 38 The Compilation	Episode 39 The Scam	Episode 40 The Disaster

Episode 1 The Rerun	Episode 2 The Stories	Episode 3 The Guy	Episode 4 The Boredom
Episode 5 The Vision	Episode 6 The Choices	Episode 7 The Code	Episode 8 The Test
Episode 9 The Slide	Episode 10 The Loophole	Episode 11 The Fuss	Episode 12 The Copycats
Episode 13 The Potato	Episode 14 The Outside	Episode 15 The Vase	Episode 16 The Matchmaker
Episode 17 The Box	Episode 18 The Console	Episode 19 The Ollie	Episode 20 The Catfish
Episode 21 The Cycle	Episode 22 The Stars	Episode 23 The Grades	Episode 24 The Diet
Episode 25 The Ex	Episode 26 The Sorcerer	Episode 27 The Menu	Episode 28 The Uncle
Episode 29 The Weirdo	Episode 30 The Heist	Episode 31 The Singing	Episode 32 The Best
Episode 33 The Worst	Episode 34 The Deal	Episode 35 The Petals	Episode 36 The Nuisance
Episode 37 The Line	Episode 38 The List	Episode 39 The News	Episode 40 The Puppets

Episode 1 The Rival	Episode 2 The Lady	Episode 3 The Sucker	Episode 4 The Vegging
Episode 5 The One	Episode 6 The Father	Episode 7 The Cringe	Episode 8 The Cage
Episode 9 The Neighbor	Episode 10 The Anybody	Episode 11 The Faith	Episode 12 The Candidate
Episode 13 The Pact	Episode 14 The Shippening	Episode 15 The Brain	Episode 16 The Parents
Episode 17 The Founder	Episode 18 The Schooling	Episode 19 The Intelligence	Episode 20 The Potion
Episode 21 The Spinoffs	Episode 22 The Transformation	Episode 23 The Understanding	Episode 24 The Ad
Episode 25 The Ghouls	Episode 26 The Stink	Episode 27 The Awareness	Episode 28 The Slip
Episode 29 The Drama	Episode 30 The Buddy	Episode 31 The Possession	Episode 32 The Master
Episode 33 The Silence	Episode 34 The Future	Episode 35 The Wish	Episode 36 The Factory
Episode 37 The Agent	Episode 38 The Web	Episode 39 The Mess	Episode 40 The Heart
Episode 41 The Revolt	Episode 42 The Decisions	Episode 43 The BFFS	Episode 44 The Inquisition