Bluetooth Speakers
- [The episode begins in the Robinsons' backyard]
- Gumball: I can't believe you have a pair of Bluetooth speakers in your backyard!
- Darwin: I have to say, Mr. Robinson, I'm impressed with how on point you are with new technology!
- Gumball: Yeah, you're like a silver firefox!
- Gaylord: I got those free when I bought a foot spa from the catalog. They also sent a face massager, but Margaret ruined it when she put it in the dishwasher.
- [Gumball pairs Mr. Robinson's phone with the speakers]
- Gumball: Well, all systems go, Captain! [Gives Mr. Robinson his phone] What do you wanna listen to?
- Gaylord: Oh-hoh! I'm not gonna play any music on it. [Smiles evilly] Just this.
- [Mr. Robinson plays a very loud sound from his phone. This sound nearly deafens Gumball and Darwin, who both shriek in pain; even Darwin's teeth shatter. A raccoon, hearing the sound, walks up to them]
- Gumball: WHAT IS THAT?! [His teeth shatter, too]
- Gaylord: Oh, it's a frequency only vermin can hear. That's it, get off my lawn!
- [Gumball and Darwin continue to shriek. The abovementioned raccoon cuts a door into the nearby trash bag, and hangs up a sign saying "ONLY JUNK MAIL"]
- Gumball: IT'S NOT WORKING!
- Gaylord: Oh, I wasn't talking about that kind of vermin.
Hearts Broken
- [Mr. Robinson's phone vibrates]
- Gaylord: Hold on a second, kids.
- [Gumball and Darwin recover and look at Mr. Robinson cutely]
- Gumball and Darwin: [Cheerfully] Of course, Mr. Robinson!
- [A shot of Mr. Robinson's phone, Margaret has sent five goat emojis, representing her "Meh"'s]
- Gaylord: "Meh meh meh meh." Hmm. [Calls...] Margaret? [On phone] Yeah, sorry, I didn't quite catch what that last "meh" was about.
- [Gumball and Darwin look back, at the speakers]
- Margaret: [On phone] Meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh!
- Gaylord: [On phone] Oh, right. Those "Meh mo mi mi" in Miami.
- [Darwin rubs his left arm...]
- Margaret: [On phone] Meh meh meh meh.
- Gaylord: [On phone] What am I doing?... Uh, just tryin' to get rid of those two little meat gargoyles from next door. [Gumball and Darwin gasp] Dumbbell and Garden Waterbagger, or whatever.
- Margaret: [On phone] Meh meh meh meh.
- Gaylord: [On phone] Yes, the ones I hate.
- [As with what happened before, Gumball and Darwin fall through the ground, while Mr. Robinson's "hate" echoes in the background]
- Gaylord: [On phone] Yeah, I roped those dopes into installing a new defense system against themselves. They're bigger suckers than leeches making major life choices based on their horoscopes!
- [Gumball and Darwin hit a mountain]
- Gaylord: [On phone] And they're so ugly! The little red one's got a face even two mothers couldn't love!
- [Darwin goes through some sort of squisher, distorting his face]
- Gaylord: And the blue one is like a visual version of drinking orange juice right after brushing your teeth.
- [Gumball goes through a juice grinder, grinding him up to little pieces]
- Gaylord: You know what? A quantum microscope couldn't find a quark of charm in those two buttclowns.
- [Gumball and Darwin go through what looks like water, restoring them back to normal, and land on the ground]
- Gumball: To be honest, that last one wasn't so bad, by comparison.
- Gaylord: [On phone] Wait, who was I talking about?
- [To make things worse for them, Gumball and Darwin are covered with salt, shriveling up. Cut to black, and back to the Robinsons' backyard]
- Gaylord: [Comes out of door, notices the boys are gone] Huh? Those losers are gone?
- Gumball: [Hurt, muffled] We heard every word you just said about us, William Shade-speare!
- Gaylord: Wait, Where are you?
- Gumball: [Hurt, muffled] At the bottom of the pit of despair, Mr. Robinson!
- [Mr. Robinson puts his ears to the ground]
- Gumball: That was a metaphor.
- [Mr. Robinson looks up to see a tearful Gumball and Darwin]
- Gaylord: Right.
- Gumball: You ruined our friendship and left us with these horrible black clouds over our heads!
- [Mr. Robinson is confused]
- Gaylord: ...Oh.
- [There are literal black clouds on top of the boys' heads]
- Gumball: And that one's not a metaphor, by the way.
- Darwin: Goodbye, Mr. Robinson.
- [The boys start to walk away, sadly]
- Gaylord: No, wait! Where are you going?
- Darwin: There's a lot we need to process... I think we need a therapist.
- Gumball: [Points to his cloud] And a meteorologist.
- Gaylord: Oh, fine. Go see a "get out of my face-ist" as well. [Peeks up the Wattersons' fence] And as for an extra prescription, some chill pills while you're there! Hmm! [Goes back inside his house, slamming his door]
- [Gumball and Darwin go back inside their house, slamming the door]
- [Later that day, Mr. Robinson looks out of his window despondently. He flashback to the day Nicole came home with Gumball. A baby Gumball spots Mr. Robinson, and waves at him, causing the latter to react with surprise; he looks like he is going to wave, but shuts the blinds instead. A few years later, toddler Gumball and Darwin have written their letters to Santa Claus. Mr. Robinson comes in and sees Gumball struggling to reach the mailbox. Mr. Robinson gives Gumball a lift, allowing the cat to drop his letter in. Problem is, he's dropped it into a dog waste basket. Skip to another few years later, where Mr. Robinson prepares to swim. A happy Gumball and Darwin skip over to him, and try to jump in while incorrectly wearing their floaties, not before Mr. Robinson seems to warn them about it. Gumball looks to Darwin. Later, the two are struggling to swim because they now wear both of their floaties at their ankles, with Gumball struggling to surface. Mr. Robinson looks at them... and laughs evilly. Skips to Halloween. Gumball and Darwin are trick-or-treating at the Robinsons'. After they receive their candy, the boys bid goodbye to Mr. Robinson, who shortly after waving at them shuts his door closed. It turns out he gave the boys dog treats instead of candy. Once again, he laughs evilly. Gumball's birthday. Mr. Robinson gives him a cheap bootleg tape of White Snow and the Six Elves. Instead of the tale's original happy ending, White Snow gets poisoned by a pear. The film ends with Gumball and Darwin being horrified and Mr. Robinson laughing evilly once again. Some time after Anais was born, Gumball and Darwin are playing baseball in their front yard as Mr. Robinson crashes into Cartax. He inspects the damage, and instead of taking the blame, he frames Gumball and Darwin; he places the boys in front of the car and takes away the baseball and Darwin's glove, making it look like Gumball was the one who hit the car. The boys, especially Gumball, get a scolding from Nicole, as Mr. Robinson looks on, laughing evilly once again. Fade to the present day, where Mr. Robinson laughs at that moment, then stops sadly. He looks at the boys' bloodshot eyes, and waves at them, but Gumball pulls down his blinds. Only this time it gets jammed half-way, and he has to fix it, struggling to do so. Mr. Robinson sighs sadly, and walks to his porch.]
Mr. Robinson's Jail Streak
- Gaylord: Ugh, I don't see how things will ever be the same again... short of brainwashing them. [Has an idea, gasps] But of course! [On his phone, searches...] "How to brainwash chi-"
- [Cut to him in prison. He is let out by a dog officer to where Rocky is waiting for him]
- Rocky: What did you do?!
- Gaylord: I followed the advice online.
- [Both Robinsons get in Rocky's car]
- Gaylord: [Continued] Turns out it's illegal to alter the minds of children using Cold War CIA techniques. It's bureaucratic madness! Next they'll be asking me to pay for a fishing license or something!
- Rocky: Dad, you do need a fishing license.
- Gaylord: What's this world coming to when a simple tax-paying man like me can't even enjoy feeding himself and his family by throwing a little dynamite in the pond?!
- Rocky: Look, if you want to make peace with them, just keep it casual and don't go too far, okay? Just play it millennial!
- Gaylord: You mean dye my hair rainbow colors, dress like a fake lumberjack, feed off avocados and inherit a world in ruins?
- Rocky: Uh, I guess. But mainly I meant you just, like, poke them! Or, bring them more followers! Or leave a little message on their wall!
- Gaylord: [Shrugs] Sounds easy enough.
- [Gumball and Darwin look on in shock. It turns out Mr. Robinson wrote "LET'S PLAY A GAME" on their literal wall, completely missing Rocky's point]
- Gumball: "LET'S PLAY A GAME"?
- [Later that night Mr. Robinson sneaks in with an abnormal smile]
- Gaylord: Poke. Poke.
- [Before Gumball and Darwin are able to react, Mr. Robinson pokes them literally, again completely missing Rocky's point. Both boys look around, terrified, and Mr. Robinson seems to have vanished! The boys walk around, trying to find their stalker, where numerous random Elmore citizens appear under a street light. Both boys are clearly terrified, and run to either side, only to see Mr. Robinson (again smiling abnormally), who has literally brought random Elmore citizens to follow them, missing Rocky's point once again]
- Gumball: WHAT THE ACTUAL WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
- Gaylord: I just got you more followers.
- [Leonard Daniels, Cow Woman and a clown peek out of a bush, a tree and a manhole]
- Leonard Daniels: Hello!
- Cow Woman: How you doin'?
- [the clown waves at them]
- Clown: Hey.
- [Gumball and Darwin are terrified]
- Gumball: You--!
- [Mr. Robinson is sent to prison again. Rocky awaits him again as he is let out]
- Rocky: Dad. Please. Stop.
- Gaylord: I know I'm not cut out for prison. But there were some real tough cookies in there! And they didn't even give us any milk to dunk 'em in.
- Rocky: [Sighs] Why don't you just be nice to the kids, and give 'em some toys or something?
- [Mr. Robinson is now in the attic, searching through a box of his old toys]
- Gaylord: Ah-ha! There! [Takes out an old doll] They'll love my old chewing doll. [Puts a wrench in the doll's mouth, which it destroys] They don't make 'em like they used to. Oh, even better! [Takes out a blaster] My real space gun! [It fires a hole in the roof] And there's still gunpowder in it! Oh! [Takes out an atomic energy kit] And my little atomic energy kit! What kind of child wouldn't want to play with a little uranium and- [Accidentally fires the space gun at the chewing doll and threw the uranium kit in the air] Oh boy... [The uranium kit lands into the box causing a humongous nuclear explosion]
- [Cut to Rocky waiting for him as he is let out of jail yet again]
- Rocky: Please don't tell me I needed to specify children's toys.
- Gaylord: This time I got arrested for violating fourteen international peace agreements.
- Rocky: [Sighs] Look. Have you tried just expressing your feelings to them?
- Gaylord: Feelings? You mean, like....hungry?
- Rocky: Dad, no!
- Gaylord: Sleepy?
- Rocky: Ugh! No!
- Gaylord: Umm, like when you have to go to the bathroom?
- Rocky: Agghhh! Just speak to them, and make an effort to be positive!
Expressing Your Feelings
- [A tearful Gumball and Darwin are on their porch when Mr. Robinson walks up]
- Gaylord: Hey. Gumball?
- Gumball: What?
- Gaylord: I-I just wanted to say... you've got massive hips.
- Gumball: What?!
- Gaylord: Wha...? No, no, it's a good thing! You could be a model! In the Renaissance.
- Gumball: [Takes a deep breath] Okay, bye.
- [he and Darwin start to walk up the stairs, but Mr. Robinson interrupts them]
- Gaylord: No, no, wait! I've got other nice things to say. Uh, Darwin, you speak English very well.
- Darwin: What?! What do you think my native language is?!
- Gaylord: Uh... "Fish-spanic"?
- Darwin: Wow, you managed to be offensive to pretty much everyone on land and sea at the same time.
- Gaylord: No, no, no, no, no! Sorry. I-I-I meant it's amazing that you never let your disabilities stop you from living a normal life!
- [Gumball and Darwin grunt and start to walk up the stairs. Mr. Robinson desperately barges through the Wattersons' gate]
- Gaylord: No... wait, wait, wait! I'll pay you.
- Gumball: Are you serious?!
- Gaylord: Yeah! 5 dollars for a "get off my lawn," and... 10 dollars for an insult about your appearance, and a dime for every time I slander your father.
- Gumball: I meant, do you seriously think our friendship is for sale?!
- Darwin: We want out!
- Gumball: What seems sweet has turned out to be lethally toxic. Like feeding a chocolate cake to a puppy, next to the tail pipe of a 4x4, in the middle of an oil spill, while reading an Elmore Stream comment. [Sobs] I'm sorry, Mr. Robinson. You don't love us. [Sobs] You just love to hate us. [Sobs] And if you can't see the difference for yourself... [Sobs, wipes away a tear] ...then your heart is beyond saving. [He and Darwin turn their backs]
Meeting Mr. Robinson's Heart
- [Mr. Robinson starts to tear up, too, but this tear is pulled back inside his eye]
- Gaylord's Heart: [Unseen] No!
- Gumball: [He and Darwin turn around] Hmm?
- [Mr. Robinson starts to tear up again, but this tear is once again pulled into his eye]
- Gaylord's Heart: [Unseen] No!
- [Gumball and Darwin run towards Mr. Robinson, who starts to tear up once again and failing. They open his shirt to reveal an anthropomorphic heart, tugging on a cord labeled "TEARS"]
- Gaylord's Heart: No! [Sees the boys] Aah!
- Darwin: What are you doing?
- Gaylord's Heart: I'm protecting myself!
- Gumball: From what?
- Gaylord's Heart: [Tries to say "feelings", but struggles]
- Darwin: Do you mean "feelings"?
- Gaylord's Heart: [Gulps] Uh-huh.
- Gumball: But why?
- Gaylord's Heart: Because they're dangerous!
- Darwin: What are you talking about?
- Gaylord's Heart: If you let you-know-what in, sooner or later, you get your hearts broken!
- [Both boys are confused]
- Gumball: I think I have the solution to this problem.
- Gaylord's Heart: Exactly! Less expression, more suppression! [Closes Mr. Robinson's shirt]
- Gumball: No... [Rips off Mr. Robinson's heart] We need to force-feed you so much love that you'll never fear it again!
- Gaylord: [On the ground] Please don't tell me this involves a song. [Drops unconscious]
- Darwin: Uh-huh! It's time to drown your heart in love!
- Gumball: Literally.
- [The boys force-feed the heart love in a musical montage]
- Darwin: You're keeping your loving locked way up tight,
- But we got the key to put everything right.
- Gumball: Chasing bad feelings and demons away,
- Hurts for a heartbeat but you'll thank us one day.
- Darwin: Flip your frown upside down,
- Hang loose and let the good times roll!
- Gumball: We'll turn your life around,
- If you open up your chest today and wave goodbye to yesterday!
- Gumball and Darwin: You'll never beat the feeling!
- When you feel a real feeling for the first time, ooh ooh
- You'll never beat the feeling!
- And this old felt heart is feeling so brand new!
A New Leaf
- [End song. The heart is on the ground, seemingly dead]
- Darwin: [Gasps] He stopped beating!
- Gumball: I think we killed him!
- Darwin: With kindness. We need to give him the kiss of life!
- [He goes in for CPR, but the heart slaps him away]
- Gaylord's Heart: Okay, that's enough! I admit it, I felt something. But if you give me any more love, I'll start spewing confetti! [Walks towards his host body] Now, get out of my way.
- [He gets inside Mr. Robinson's body. The old man takes a long, deep breath]
- Gumball: So?
- Gaylord: Wait a minute... I... I feel different.
- Gumball: And... how do you feel about us?
- Gaylord: I... I... li... I lo... I loathe you a little less than I did before.
- [Both boys are surprised. Then...]
- Gumball and Darwin: [Cheerfully] That's good enough for us, Mr. Robinson!
- [They embrace the old man. Taking this in, Mr. Robinson sheds a tear, and he smiles. Episode ends]
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| Episode 1 The DVD |
Episode 2 The Responsible |
Episode 3 The Third |
Episode 4 The Debt |
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| Episode 5 The End |
Episode 6 The Dress |
Episode 7 The Quest |
Episode 8 The Spoon |
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| Episode 9 The Pressure |
Episode 10 The Painting |
Episode 11 The Laziest |
Episode 12 The Ghost |
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| Episode 13 The Mystery |
Episode 14 The Prank |
Episode 15 The Gi |
Episode 16 The Kiss |
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| Episode 17 The Party |
Episode 18 The Refund |
Episode 19 The Robot |
Episode 20 The Picnic |
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| Episode 21 The Goons |
Episode 22 The Secret |
Episode 23 The Sock |
Episode 24 The Genius |
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| Episode 25 The Poltergeist |
Episode 26 The Mustache |
Episode 27 The Date |
Episode 28 The Club |
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| Episode 29 The Wand |
Episode 30 The Ape |
Episode 31 The Car |
Episode 32 The Curse |
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| Episode 33 The Microwave |
Episode 34 The Meddler |
Episode 35 The Helmet |
Episode 36 The Fight |
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| Episode 1 The Remote |
Episode 2 The Colossus |
Episode 3 The Knights |
Episode 4 The Fridge |
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| Episode 5 The Flower |
Episode 6 The Banana |
Episode 7 The Phone |
Episode 8 The Job |
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| Episode 9 Halloween |
Episode 10 The Treasure |
Episode 11 The Apology |
Episode 12 The Words |
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| Episode 13 The Skull |
Episode 14 The Bet |
Episode 15 Christmas |
Episode 16 The Watch |
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| Episode 17 The Bumpkin |
Episode 18 The Flakers |
Episode 19 The Authority |
Episode 20 The Virus |
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| Episode 21 The Pony |
Episode 22 The Hero |
Episode 23 The Dream |
Episode 24 The Sidekick |
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| Episode 25 The Photo |
Episode 26 The Tag |
Episode 27 The Storm |
Episode 28 The Lesson |
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| Episode 29 The Game |
Episode 30 The Limit |
Episode 31 The Voice |
Episode 32 The Promise |
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| Episode 33 The Castle |
Episode 34 The Boombox |
Episode 35 The Tape |
Episode 36 The Sweaters |
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| Episode 37 The Internet |
Episode 38 The Plan |
Episode 39 The World |
Episode 40 The Finale |
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| Episode 1 The Kids |
Episode 2 The Fan |
Episode 3 The Coach |
Episode 4 The Joy |
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| Episode 5 The Puppy |
Episode 6 The Recipe |
Episode 7 The Name |
Episode 8 The Extras |
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| Episode 9 The Gripes |
Episode 10 The Vacation |
Episode 11 The Fraud |
Episode 12 The Void |
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| Episode 13 The Boss |
Episode 14 The Move |
Episode 15 The Law |
Episode 16 The Allergy |
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| Episode 17 The Mothers |
Episode 18 The Password |
Episode 19 The Procrastinators |
Episode 20 The Shell |
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| Episode 21 The Burden |
Episode 22 The Bros |
Episode 23 The Mirror |
Episode 24 The Man |
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| Episode 25 The Pizza |
Episode 26 The Lie |
Episode 27 The Butterfly |
Episode 28 The Question |
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| Episode 29 The Saint |
Episode 30 The Friend |
Episode 31 The Oracle |
Episode 32 The Safety |
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| Episode 33 The Society |
Episode 34 The Spoiler |
Episode 35 The Countdown |
Episode 36 The Nobody |
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| Episode 37 The Downer |
Episode 38 The Egg |
Episode 39 The Triangle |
Episode 40 The Money |
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| Episode 1 The Return |
Episode 2 The Nemesis |
Episode 3 The Crew |
Episode 4 The Others |
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| Episode 5 The Signature |
Episode 6 The Check |
Episode 7 The Pest |
Episode 8 The Sale |
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| Episode 9 The Gift |
Episode 10 The Parking |
Episode 11 The Routine |
Episode 12 The Upgrade |
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| Episode 13 The Comic |
Episode 14 The Romantic |
Episode 15 The Uploads |
Episode 16 The Apprentice |
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| Episode 17 The Hug |
Episode 18 The Wicked |
Episode 19 The Traitor |
Episode 20 The Origins |
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| Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two |
Episode 22 The Girlfriend |
Episode 23 The Advice |
Episode 24 The Signal |
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| Episode 25 The Parasite |
Episode 26 The Love |
Episode 27 The Awkwardness |
Episode 28 The Nest |
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| Episode 29 The Points |
Episode 30 The Bus |
Episode 31 The Night |
Episode 32 The Misunderstandings |
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| Episode 33 The Roots |
Episode 34 The Blame |
Episode 35 The Slap |
Episode 36 The Detective |
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| Episode 37 The Fury |
Episode 38 The Compilation |
Episode 39 The Scam |
Episode 40 The Disaster |
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| Episode 1 The Rerun |
Episode 2 The Stories |
Episode 3 The Guy |
Episode 4 The Boredom |
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| Episode 5 The Vision |
Episode 6 The Choices |
Episode 7 The Code |
Episode 8 The Test |
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| Episode 9 The Slide |
Episode 10 The Loophole |
Episode 11 The Fuss |
Episode 12 The Copycats |
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| Episode 13 The Potato |
Episode 14 The Outside |
Episode 15 The Vase |
Episode 16 The Matchmaker |
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| Episode 17 The Box |
Episode 18 The Console |
Episode 19 The Ollie |
Episode 20 The Catfish |
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| Episode 21 The Cycle |
Episode 22 The Stars |
Episode 23 The Grades |
Episode 24 The Diet |
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| Episode 25 The Ex |
Episode 26 The Sorcerer |
Episode 27 The Menu |
Episode 28 The Uncle |
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| Episode 29 The Weirdo |
Episode 30 The Heist |
Episode 31 The Singing |
Episode 32 The Best |
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| Episode 33 The Worst |
Episode 34 The Deal |
Episode 35 The Petals |
Episode 36 The Nuisance |
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| Episode 37 The Line |
Episode 38 The List |
Episode 39 The News |
Episode 40 The Puppets |
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| Episode 1 The Rival |
Episode 2 The Lady |
Episode 3 The Sucker |
Episode 4 The Vegging |
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| Episode 5 The One |
Episode 6 The Father |
Episode 7 The Cringe |
Episode 8 The Cage |
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| Episode 9 The Neighbor |
Episode 10 The Anybody |
Episode 11 The Faith |
Episode 12 The Candidate |
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| Episode 13 The Pact |
Episode 14 The Shippening |
Episode 15 The Brain |
Episode 16 The Parents |
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| Episode 17 The Founder |
Episode 18 The Schooling |
Episode 19 The Intelligence |
Episode 20 The Potion |
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| Episode 21 The Spinoffs |
Episode 22 The Transformation |
Episode 23 The Understanding |
Episode 24 The Ad |
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| Episode 25 The Ghouls |
Episode 26 The Stink |
Episode 27 The Awareness |
Episode 28 The Slip |
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| Episode 29 The Drama |
Episode 30 The Buddy |
Episode 31 The Possession |
Episode 32 The Master |
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| Episode 33 The Silence |
Episode 34 The Future |
Episode 35 The Wish |
Episode 36 The Factory |
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| Episode 37 The Agent |
Episode 38 The Web |
Episode 39 The Mess |
Episode 40 The Heart |
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| Episode 41 The Revolt |
Episode 42 The Decisions |
Episode 43 The BFFS |
Episode 44 The Inquisition |