I Wanna be Dumb
- [Richard, Gumball and Darwin are fooling around, playing "Butt Puppets." They all have their butts on the table, with sunglasses on them; Anais is making puzzles with Nicole at the coffee table]
- Gumball: Get off my lawn, Watterson!
- Richard: "Butt" why, Mr. Robinson?
- Darwin: Don't be so cheeky!
- [Richard, Gumball and Darwin laugh; Camera cuts to Anais]
- Nicole: C'mon sweetie, one puzzle; one thousand pieces of fun.
- Anais: Mom, can we do something, you know...not boring?
- Nicole: You mean like the two thousand piece puzzle?
- Anais: No something more like that.
- [Camera turns back to Richard, Darwin and Gumball]
- Gumball: I'm going to get to the bottom of this.
- [Everyone Laughs]
- Richard: Hahahaha, bottom!
- Nicole: [Opens puzzle] Anais, I think you are a bit too intelligent for that kind of behavior.
- Anais: Well if being intelligent means no fun then I don't want to be intelligent anymore. [Walks away] By the way those go there. [Quickly finishes puzzle]
- Nicole: [Pulls out a camera and takes picture] Nice...
- [Anais walks up to Gumball]
- Anais: Gumball, can I speak to you?
- Gumball: [Flicks fingers and points to his bottom] My eyes are up here.
- Anais: How come you guys never ask me to play with you.
- Gumball: Well, [Cleans glasses] we thought you liked puzzles.
- Anais: Yeah, puzzles are okay, but i'd like to join you and be dumb for a change, just for a day.
- Gumball: [Scratches butt] For a day, huh...
- Richard and Darwin: Hmm...
- Darwin: I think we should give her a chance.
- Gumball: Okay then.
- Anais: Yay!
"I'm the President."
- [Gumball, Darwin and Anais are in the garden]
- Gumball: Here's a game we like to play. It's called "I'm the President".
- Anais: What are the rules?
- Gumball: Well, I'm the president, and you have to do what I say.
- Darwin: Yes sir, Mr. President, sir!
- Gumball: Now, go get the stinkiest thing you can find in the house.
- Darwin: Yes sir, Mr. President, sir!
- [Darwin runs away and Gumball raises eyebrow at Anais]
- Anais: I'm not doing that!
- Gumball: You have to, I'm the President.
- Anais: But the...but...Why?
- [Darwin comes back with a sock on a stick]
- Darwin: Mr. President sir, I found one of Mr. Dad's socks.
- Gumball: Is it sweaty?
- Darwin: Yes sir, it's crunchy on the outside and moldy on the inside. Just the way you like it, sir!
- Gumball: Good job, soldier! This shall be our flag, and in Dumb Land, what's the motto?
- Gumball and Darwin: "Dumbus Kissus Flagus!"
- [Gumball and Darwin kiss the flag and fall down, groaning]
- Anais: This is so dumb.
- Darwin: That's the point! [Continues groaning]
- Anais: I just don't get it.
- [Nicole speaks to Anais from inside the house]
- Nicole: Anais, look, honey! Porcupine parade, three thousand pieces!
- Anais: [Whispering] Please, teach me.
How to be Dumb
- [Back in the Wattersons' house]
- Gumball: Okay now, notepad ready?
- Anais: Yep.
- Gumball: The first rule of dumb is that dumb people don't take notes.
- Anais: [Writing down on her notepad] Don't...take...notes.
- [Darwin walks up to Anais, grabs her notepad and hands it to Gumball. Gumball checks the notepad, then throws it outside, breaking the window; The notepad lands on Mr. Robinson's windshield while he is driving]
- Gaylord: [While driving] Aaaaaah!
- [His car crashes into a fire hydrant]
- Gaylord: [Screaming angrily] My car!
- [Camera cuts back to Watterson's lounge room]
- Gumball: Now, if you want to be dumb, you've got to speak dumb. Darwin and me will demonstrate; dumb.
- Darwin: Dumb.
- Gumball: Dumb dumb dumb.
- Darwin: Dumb dumb dumb dumb.
- Gumball: Now you try it.
- Anais: [Looks confused] Dumb dumb dumb?
- [Gumball starts to chuckle and Darwin is shocked]
- Anais: What?
- Gumball: It's just what you said is really rude.
- Darwin: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
- Anais: Well, come on, how do you speak dumb?
- Gumball: Here's a little song that might help you.
- [Gumball and Darwin coughing for the song]
- Gumball and Darwin: [Singing while playing the air guitar] Dumb dumb dumb, dumb dumb dumb, duh duh dumb dumb dumb.
- [Gumball raises his hand with a rock sign]
- Darwin: [Performing his air guitar solo while singing] Dumb duh duh duh dumb, duma duma duma duma duma dumaner DUM.
- [Gumball and Darwin breath of exhaustion]
- Anais: Nope, I don't get it.
Knowing How to be Dumb
- [Scene changes to the kitchen]
- Gumball: Okay, now Anais I want you to make a sandwich but like a dumb person would.
- [Gumball and Darwin are staring at Anais, when Anais is squirting mayonnaise on the bread, then Gumball and Darwin chuckle]
- Anais: What?
- Gumball: Oh, nothing! It's just smart people always struggle with that one.
- Anais: How do you do it then?
- Gumball: Watch and learn.
- [Gumball and Darwin run around the table, then put the bread on the table; They slam their faces into the bread and it sticks to them; Darwin holds a stick of butter, then Gumball grabs some of the butter and puts some on the bread on his face while Darwin throws Swiss cheese into the air; Gumball and Darwin slam the bread on their faces into the Swiss cheese, then the bread comes off their faces and the completed sandwich lands on the table]
- Gumball and Darwin: [While clapping] Ha ha ha ha ha.
- Anais: [Confused] Nope, I don't get it.
- [Scene changes to the backyard]
- Gumball: Look, it's not complicated, all you need to do is think dumb, Darwin if you please.
- Darwin: [Trying to pop up his head] Huuuuah [Opens up his head, exposing his brain] Take a look.
- [Anais takes a look inside Darwin's head, Darwin's brain has 2 eyes and a body; it is tap dancing to some music; Anais still looks confused]
- Anais: I'm never going to get this.
- [Darwin closes his head]
- Gumball: Ah, don't feel bad. It takes years of dedication to think dumb like we do.
- Anais: Aw, come on, guys. You guys don't think dumb, you don't think at all. [Anais realizes something and whispers] That's it! [Then back to her normal voice] That's it, you literally don't think at all.
- Gumball: Hum humph.
- Anais: For example, [Holding a red pepper] most people will think twice about putting a hot chili in their mouth, but because you didn't think even once.
- [Gumball is jumping in pain because his mouth is on fire]
- Gumball: AHHH! Ohh! AHHHH!
- Anais: You've already done it, [Raising her arms up] I finally get it! I know how to be dumb!
- Gumball, Darwin and Anais: YAY!!
- [The door to the kitchen opens, revealing Richard]
- Richard: Anyone want to play fruitball?
- Anais: [Jumping] I do! I do!
- Richard: Really? [Whispers] I thought she liked puzzles.
- Gumball: Not anymore.
- Anais: I'm now fluent in the beautiful art of dumbness.
- Richard: Okay then. She's in.
- Gumball, Darwin, Anais and Richard: [Gumball has a pineapple in his hands] LET'S PLAY FRUITBALL!!
- [Gumball has a watermelon, Anais has a tomato and Darwin has a pineapple]
- Gumball: You ready dad?
- Richard: [Spins and stops with a baseball bat] Whoooooo! [Hits himself with a baseball bat 3 times] Yep. [Positioning himself]
- Gumball, Darwin and Anais: YAY!! WHOOOHOO!!
- Richard: [Hits the pineapple with a baseball bat] YEAAAHHHH! HA HA HA HA!!
- Darwin: [Throwing the apple] WHOOOOO!!
- Richard: [Hits the tomato] YEAHHH! HA HA! [In slow motion]
- Gumball: [In slow motion in a deep voice] OOOHHHH! [Getting hit with parts of the watermelon]
- Darwin: [In slow motion in a deep voice] OHHHHH [Getting hit with parts of the pineapple]
- Anais: [In slow motion in a deep voice] OHHHHH [Getting hit with parts of the tomato all over her face] OHHHHHH! AH HA HA HA!
- [Scene changes back at the Wattersons' house at night time]
- Anais: [Off screen yawning] Thanks, Gumball. I had a great day.
- Gumball: [Off screen yawning] Me too.
- [Sound of clicking, outside the window the light switches off]
Toe Wrestling
- [Scene changes to the next day morning in Gumball and Darwin bedroom]
- Gumball: [Wakes up in bed yawning] What shall we do today guys? [Notices nobody is in his room] Guys?
- [In the backyard Richard is putting both of his foot on Darwin's and Anais' foot while pushing, then Gumball walks to them]
- Gumball: Hey, what are you doing?
- Anais: We're toe wrestling with dad. [Anais' big toe has the drawing of a bearded wrestler and Darwin's big toe has the drawing and is decorated as a blond wrestler] This little Pinky's going down.
- Darwin: In a deep voice I'm gonna toe nail you to the floor.
- Gumball: Cool. Can I join in?
- Darwin: Mr. Dad's only got two feet and they're kinda taken.
- Gumball: That's okay. I can be the referee.
- Anais: We already have one. [Anais and Darwin's foot are pushing each other]
- Richard: [Richard's big toe has a drawing drawing of a referee] Now, I want a good clean fight.
- Gumball: I'll be the spectator then.
- Anais: Yeah we kinda have those as well.
- Darwin: [Darwin's toes have drawings of spectators with a foam finger at the pinky toe then Darwin's big toe throws a mini chair at Richard's big toe] BOOOO.
- Darwin, Anais and Richard: [Laughing] Ha Ha Ha Ha
- Gumball: Oh fine. I'll just go and have some breakfast. [Walks away]
- Anais: What? We didn't hear you. We're having too much fun.
Complicated Puzzle Piece
- [Gumball is sitting angrily at the table with Nicole, while Anais, Richard, and Darwin are playing a game of 'I'm the President']
- Anais: Dumbus Kissus Flagus!
- Richard and Darwin: Yes, madam president! [They kiss the sock/flag and falls down]
- Gumball: I can't believe this. I told her how to be dumb, and now she's totally stealing Dad.
- Nicole: Oh, don't be like that, honey. I'm sure they'll include you in a second.
- [Richard, Darwin, and Anais are now playing video games on the couch]
- Anais: This couch is really good for three people.
- Richard: Yeah, if we had a fourth person, it would be kinda cramped.
- [Gumball grunts]
- Nicole: Okay, well...[Gasps] how about you play with me?!
- Gumball: [Uninterested] Yeah, okay, see how she likes it if I steal Mom from her!
- Nicole: Oh, we're gonna have so much fun! C'mon, Gumball, just one piece left! [Takes out camera]
- [Gumball takes puzzle piece and looks at the puzzle; After sometime, Nicole fell asleep and Gumball is still trying to figure out where the puzzle piece goes then Gumball rapidly put the puzzle piece around the puzzle]
- Gumball: You know what, Mom?
- Nicole: [Wakes up startled and accidentally takes picture] Yes sweetheart?
- Gumball: [Throws puzzle piece away] I don't think this is gonna work out.
- Nicole: Oh, I'm so glad you said that. Let's agree to never do this again. [Holds out her hand]
- Gumball: [Shakes Nicole's hand] Done.
- [Awkward silence for a few seconds]
- Gumball: So... I'm gonna go, this way. [Points to the left]
- Nicole: Sure. [Follows Gumball but Gumball turns around] Oh! Sorry, uh, I'll go that way. [Both leave]
- [Scene changes to Darwin, Anais, and Richard as they were on a shaking washing machine laughing]
- Richard, Darwin and Anais: EARTHQUAKE!
- [The washing machine turns off]
- Richard: Do it again! Do it again!
- [Anais turns on washing machine and it shakes again then all of them laugh again]
- Richard, Darwin and Anais: EARTHQUAKE!
- Gumball: [Looks through the door's window] She thinks she's so dumb. Well, I'll show her who's the dumbest in the whole town! Then Dad will be mine again! [Starts laughing maniacally]
The Dumb Race
- [A bunch of people are at a starting line. Gumball is still laughing maniacally]
- Anais: Gumball?
- Gumball: [Stops laughing] Yes?
- Anais: Can you tell us why we're here now?
- Gumball: You're here to race. As you can see, I've gathered the stupidest people in town.
- Rocky: Word.
- Gumball: Everyone has to wear a blindfold and run as fast as you can. The person who gets the furthest, is officially the dumbest. Dad, you'll be the referee.
- Richard: Okay guys, I want a good clean race! Anyone opening their eyes is disqualified. [Everyone puts on their blindfolds] On your marks, get set, wait for it, go! [Everyone starts running] Oh! [Puts on his blindfold] I can't resist the call of dumbness! [Starts running]
- Gumball: You might have won Dad sis, but I'm not gonna let you win this!
- Anais: What do you mean, won dad?
- Tobias: I'm winning, I'm winning! [Accidentally grabs some balloons and floats away] I'M NOT WINNING!
- Rocky: Who's the dumbest? Who's the dumbest?
- [Idaho runs into bush and bumps into a golf ball. He feels the golf ball]
- Idaho: Mama? [Golf club hits him, and he flies away]
- [Banana Joe runs through a barbed wire, and is sliced into pieces]
- Banana Joe: I'm a banana split! [Laughs, then slowly stops] It hurts.
- [Anton runs into lake, and some ducks try to eat him]
- Rocky: Who's the dumbest? Who's the dumbest? Who's the dumbest? [Bumps into branch and falls down] I'm Ok.
- [Richard jumps on Rocky and continues running]
- Larry: Oh Karen, this is just the perfect day. I was wondering... [Opens a box with a diamond ring inside]
- Karen: Yes Laurence?
- [Richard carries Larry away]
- Larry: Will you marry me?
- Richard: [Stops running and puts Larry down] This is happening so fast! Erm oh, I am not saying no, [Removes blindfold] definitely not saying no. [Sighs] But I need to think about this. [Richard walks around the park thinking, and then sits on a bench. Tobias is seen floating away]
- [Scene changes to Gumball and Anais again]
- Gumball: You're taking my place at home, and I am taking it back!
- Anais: Are you kidding Gumball? I just want to be dumb for a day! No one could be dumber than you!
- [They both stop running]
- Gumball: Wow! That's a really nice thing to say, I kinda feel awkward now!
- Anais: Should we just hug?
- Gumball: Gosh, ya, okay!
- [They both hug, a few cars passes by them]
- Gumball: Whoa! That was close!
- Anais: I think we outdone ourselves! Let's go home!
- [Marvin runs over Gumball, then Anais]
- Gumball and Anais: Ow! Ow! Ow!
- Marvin: Huh? [Removes blindfold] Oh, the eyes! I blew it.
At the Hospital
- [Tobias is seen floating above the Hospital. The camera changes to see Rocky, Banana Joe, Anton, Gumball and Anais laying in hospital beds, sighing]
- Dr. Butt: [Looks and sounds like Richard's "Butt Puppet"] Hello, I'm Dr. Butt! And I'm going to take your temperature-
- Gumball: [Interrupts] Dad! I can't play "Butt Puppet" right now.
- Dr. Butt: [Sighs] I was only trying to help.
- [Dr. Butt walks away and Nicole and Richard walk up to Gumball]
- Nicole: Ugh... this is all your fault, Richard.
- Richard: Well as Referee, I did everything I could to ensure everyone's safety!
- Nicole: And six kids ended up in the hospital.
- Richard: Four! Rocky and me are grown up.
- Rocky: Word.
- Nicole: And you, Gumball Watterson. That was a very dumb thing to do.
- Gumball: Aww... Thanks!
- Nicole: Ugh... And as for you, young lady, I expected more.
- Anais: Aw mom. I think I don't wanna be dumb anymore. Because it hurts so bad!
- Richard: And all this is because you guys wanted to be my favorite, when we all know in fact that Darwin is my favorite! [Anais, Nicole and Gumball glare at Richard] Fish! My favorite fish! [Suddenly realizes] Wait a minute...
- Gumball, Anais, Nicole, and Richard: Where is Darwin?
- [Back in the park, Darwin is still blindfolded, running in circles around a tree]
- Darwin: Did I win yet? Did I win yet? Did I win yet? [Crashes into the tree] Ow.
- [Episode Ends]
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Episode 1 The DVD |
Episode 2 The Responsible |
Episode 3 The Third |
Episode 4 The Debt |
Episode 5 The End |
Episode 6 The Dress |
Episode 7 The Quest |
Episode 8 The Spoon |
Episode 9 The Pressure |
Episode 10 The Painting |
Episode 11 The Laziest |
Episode 12 The Ghost |
Episode 13 The Mystery |
Episode 14 The Prank |
Episode 15 The Gi |
Episode 16 The Kiss |
Episode 17 The Party |
Episode 18 The Refund |
Episode 19 The Robot |
Episode 20 The Picnic |
Episode 21 The Goons |
Episode 22 The Secret |
Episode 23 The Sock |
Episode 24 The Genius |
Episode 25 The Poltergeist |
Episode 26 The Mustache |
Episode 27 The Date |
Episode 28 The Club |
Episode 29 The Wand |
Episode 30 The Ape |
Episode 31 The Car |
Episode 32 The Curse |
Episode 33 The Microwave |
Episode 34 The Meddler |
Episode 35 The Helmet |
Episode 36 The Fight |
Episode 1 The Remote |
Episode 2 The Colossus |
Episode 3 The Knights |
Episode 4 The Fridge |
Episode 5 The Flower |
Episode 6 The Banana |
Episode 7 The Phone |
Episode 8 The Job |
Episode 9 Halloween |
Episode 10 The Treasure |
Episode 11 The Apology |
Episode 12 The Words |
Episode 13 The Skull |
Episode 14 The Bet |
Episode 15 Christmas |
Episode 16 The Watch |
Episode 17 The Bumpkin |
Episode 18 The Flakers |
Episode 19 The Authority |
Episode 20 The Virus |
Episode 21 The Pony |
Episode 22 The Hero |
Episode 23 The Dream |
Episode 24 The Sidekick |
Episode 25 The Photo |
Episode 26 The Tag |
Episode 27 The Storm |
Episode 28 The Lesson |
Episode 29 The Game |
Episode 30 The Limit |
Episode 31 The Voice |
Episode 32 The Promise |
Episode 33 The Castle |
Episode 34 The Boombox |
Episode 35 The Tape |
Episode 36 The Sweaters |
Episode 37 The Internet |
Episode 38 The Plan |
Episode 39 The World |
Episode 40 The Finale |
Episode 1 The Kids |
Episode 2 The Fan |
Episode 3 The Coach |
Episode 4 The Joy |
Episode 5 The Puppy |
Episode 6 The Recipe |
Episode 7 The Name |
Episode 8 The Extras |
Episode 9 The Gripes |
Episode 10 The Vacation |
Episode 11 The Fraud |
Episode 12 The Void |
Episode 13 The Boss |
Episode 14 The Move |
Episode 15 The Law |
Episode 16 The Allergy |
Episode 17 The Mothers |
Episode 18 The Password |
Episode 19 The Procrastinators |
Episode 20 The Shell |
Episode 21 The Burden |
Episode 22 The Bros |
Episode 23 The Mirror |
Episode 24 The Man |
Episode 25 The Pizza |
Episode 26 The Lie |
Episode 27 The Butterfly |
Episode 28 The Question |
Episode 29 The Saint |
Episode 30 The Friend |
Episode 31 The Oracle |
Episode 32 The Safety |
Episode 33 The Society |
Episode 34 The Spoiler |
Episode 35 The Countdown |
Episode 36 The Nobody |
Episode 37 The Downer |
Episode 38 The Egg |
Episode 39 The Triangle |
Episode 40 The Money |
Episode 1 The Return |
Episode 2 The Nemesis |
Episode 3 The Crew |
Episode 4 The Others |
Episode 5 The Signature |
Episode 6 The Check |
Episode 7 The Pest |
Episode 8 The Sale |
Episode 9 The Gift |
Episode 10 The Parking |
Episode 11 The Routine |
Episode 12 The Upgrade |
Episode 13 The Comic |
Episode 14 The Romantic |
Episode 15 The Uploads |
Episode 16 The Apprentice |
Episode 17 The Hug |
Episode 18 The Wicked |
Episode 19 The Traitor |
Episode 20 The Origins |
Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two |
Episode 22 The Girlfriend |
Episode 23 The Advice |
Episode 24 The Signal |
Episode 25 The Parasite |
Episode 26 The Love |
Episode 27 The Awkwardness |
Episode 28 The Nest |
Episode 29 The Points |
Episode 30 The Bus |
Episode 31 The Night |
Episode 32 The Misunderstandings |
Episode 33 The Roots |
Episode 34 The Blame |
Episode 35 The Slap |
Episode 36 The Detective |
Episode 37 The Fury |
Episode 38 The Compilation |
Episode 39 The Scam |
Episode 40 The Disaster |
Episode 1 The Rerun |
Episode 2 The Stories |
Episode 3 The Guy |
Episode 4 The Boredom |
Episode 5 The Vision |
Episode 6 The Choices |
Episode 7 The Code |
Episode 8 The Test |
Episode 9 The Slide |
Episode 10 The Loophole |
Episode 11 The Fuss |
Episode 12 The Copycats |
Episode 13 The Potato |
Episode 14 The Outside |
Episode 15 The Vase |
Episode 16 The Matchmaker |
Episode 17 The Box |
Episode 18 The Console |
Episode 19 The Ollie |
Episode 20 The Catfish |
Episode 21 The Cycle |
Episode 22 The Stars |
Episode 23 The Grades |
Episode 24 The Diet |
Episode 25 The Ex |
Episode 26 The Sorcerer |
Episode 27 The Menu |
Episode 28 The Uncle |
Episode 29 The Weirdo |
Episode 30 The Heist |
Episode 31 The Singing |
Episode 32 The Best |
Episode 33 The Worst |
Episode 34 The Deal |
Episode 35 The Petals |
Episode 36 The Nuisance |
Episode 37 The Line |
Episode 38 The List |
Episode 39 The News |
Episode 40 The Puppets |
Episode 1 The Rival |
Episode 2 The Lady |
Episode 3 The Sucker |
Episode 4 The Vegging |
Episode 5 The One |
Episode 6 The Father |
Episode 7 The Cringe |
Episode 8 The Cage |
Episode 9 The Neighbor |
Episode 10 The Anybody |
Episode 11 The Faith |
Episode 12 The Candidate |
Episode 13 The Pact |
Episode 14 The Shippening |
Episode 15 The Brain |
Episode 16 The Parents |
Episode 17 The Founder |
Episode 18 The Schooling |
Episode 19 The Intelligence |
Episode 20 The Potion |
Episode 21 The Spinoffs |
Episode 22 The Transformation |
Episode 23 The Understanding |
Episode 24 The Ad |
Episode 25 The Ghouls |
Episode 26 The Stink |
Episode 27 The Awareness |
Episode 28 The Slip |
Episode 29 The Drama |
Episode 30 The Buddy |
Episode 31 The Possession |
Episode 32 The Master |
Episode 33 The Silence |
Episode 34 The Future |
Episode 35 The Wish |
Episode 36 The Factory |
Episode 37 The Agent |
Episode 38 The Web |
Episode 39 The Mess |
Episode 40 The Heart |
Episode 41 The Revolt |
Episode 42 The Decisions |
Episode 43 The BFFS |
Episode 44 The Inquisition |