I Can't Eat
- [Gumball and Darwin are sitting at a table in the cafeteria, with Carrie next to them. Gumball and Darwin eat their food and are both pleased by its flavor. Gumball gives Darwin a try of his food, and Darwin does the same]
- Carrie: [Sighs] That's just so insensitive. You know ghosts can't eat. [Eats a lump of food, it falls through her body back onto the plate; she sighs] Watching you two at lunchtime makes my afterlife a misery.
- Gumball: But Carrie, you like being miserable.
- Carrie: That's not the point. I'm hungry.
- Gumball: So, why do you come to the cafeteria every day?
- Carrie: Because it brings out the only feeling I have left: [Sighs and flips her hair] pain.
- Gumball: [Looks sad for a moment, then cheerfully] Can I have your lunch then?
- Carrie: [Sighs] Whatever. [Gumball starts eating it] I wish I still had a body.
- Darwin: Why don't you use Gumball's?
- Gumball: [Spits the food out] What? Me?
- Carrie: Really? You would do that for me?
- Darwin: Sure! Gumball's always there for a friend in need.
- Gumball: I am?
- Carrie: Great! Thanks!
- Gumball: No, wait!
- [Carrie possesses Gumball's body]
- Carrie: Rrrrrrr! [Raspy voice] I can breathe! [Grabs food] I can feel! I can eat!! [Eats] Nom, nom! [Grabs Darwin's face] I need more!
- [Carrie throws Darwin on the floor and walks through the cafeteria, scaring all the students. She leaves the cafeteria, suddenly a girlish scream heards behind the door]
- Darwin: Another happy ending!
First Eating Rampage
- [Heavy metal music plays in the background as Gumball, possessed by Carrie, runs to Joyful Burger, throws money to Larry, eats all the food, grabs a burger, takes a pickle out from the burger before eating it. Then she runs to the dumpster, takes a turkey leg from the Hobo, eats all the hot dogs from Pantsbully's hot dog cart. Then, the Doughnut Sheriff arrives, and Carrie bites him]
- Donut Cop: Ow! [Into his walkie-talkie] We've got a man down! We've got a man down!
- [Gumball, possessed, runs away, and the scene cuts to black]
At the Street
- [Gumball wakes up on the sidewalk in front of his house, surrounded by junk food. Darwin and Richard come up to him]
- Gumball: [Groans]
- Richard: There you are! What happened?
- Darwin: It was Carrie! She made Gumball go on a crazy junk food spree.
- Richard: You got to eat all that food? Awesome!
- Gumball: No, it wasn't. [His belly and chest jiggle]
- Richard: [Laughs] Muffin top!
- [Richard laughs, then stops, realizing his body is the same as his belly and chest jiggle as he laughs]
- Richard: It's only funny when it's someone else's body! [Runs off crying]
Another Rampage
- [During lunch in the school cafeteria, Gumball, back to his normal size, and Darwin are shown sitting at a table. Darwin is eating a sandwich, but Gumball is not eating anything. Darwin notices him not eating and points at his food]
- Gumball: [Crossing his arms] I can't eat a thing after last night. Carrie's got a real problem! She made me eat until I passed out. I can not let that happen again.
- Carrie: [Entering] Hey, Gumball, feel like helping me eat this sandwich?
- Gumball: Ugh, sorry, Carrie, I'm not sure I wanna do that again.
- Carrie: [Moves the sandwich away from her face] The cafeteria doesn't do refunds, Gumball.
- Gumball: [Sighs] Okay, but just for this one single─
- [The food rampage is abruptly shown again, with Carrie eating all the food]
A Disgusting Drink
- [Gumball appears on the sidewalk again surrounded with food and chubby]
- Gumball: [Groans]
- Darwin: Hey, Gumball.
- Gumball: It's happened again, hasn't it?
- Darwin: Yep, but I think I have an idea. [Shows a cunning face]
- [They are in the kitchen, Gumball is his normal size again]
- Darwin: If Carrie likes going inside your body so much, we should make your inside somewhere she won't like.
- Gumball: How?
- Darwin: By drinking this! [Shows his filthy fishbowl water] Dum, dum, dum, dum!
- Gumball: Your rancid fishbowl water?
- Darwin: And the sweaty juice of Tobias's headband, [Squeezes Tobias' sweat from his headband] a generous sprinkle of Miss Simian's dandruff, [Sprinkles dandruff on the water] fifteen-day old underpants...
- Gumball: What? Where are you gonna get—
- [Darwin pulls Gumball's fifteen-day unwashed underwear out from his pants]
- Gumball: Ah! Oh.
- Darwin: And fizzy fish gas.
- [Darwin burps into his bowl with a straw]
- Gumball: It's disgusting.
- Darwin: It's ghost-proof.
- Gumball: [Takes one sip and finds it revolting] Pwah! Finished?
- Darwin: Come on, Gumball. You've got to drink it all.
- [Gumball drinks it slowly. Darwin then forces the bowl up.]
- Darwin: Nearly there, buddy!
- [Gumball reacts disgustedly]
- Darwin: Now close your eyes and open wide, here comes dessert!
- [Gumball opens his mouth, expecting another disgusting thing. He opens his eyes and sees that it is actually Darwin eating ice cream]
- Darwin: This is so good...
- Gumball: [Sighs]
- [At school, Gumball walks through the hallway, greeting fellow students]
- Gumball: Hi, Leslie.
- [His breath disgusts Leslie and makes him wither]
- Gumball: How are you doing, Bobert?
- [Bobert malfunctions, and Alan deflates completely]
- Gumball: Hey, Sussie, how's your hot chocolate?
- [Sussie vomits the hot chocolate]
- Carrie: Hey, Gumball. [Smells Gumball's breath] Oh! That smell!
- Gumball: I know, horrible, isn't it?
- [Carrie shakes her head up and down saying yes]
- Carrie: [Seductively] Mmm! I love it, smells like the undead. Makes me hungry. [Grins]
- [Gumball sighs]
Jim's Locker
- [The same music from the rampage starts playing in the background, this time without drumming sounds. Richard is sitting on the sofa, eating popcorn and watching the television. Gumball, looking much fatter than the last two times, struggles to approach the sofa]
- Richard: Hey, son! What's up?
- Gumball: What do you [Grunts] do when someone asks you for something, [Grunts] and you don't wanna do it?
- Richard: Well, people ask me to do things all the time, but do you ever see me doing anything?
- Gumball: Not really.
- Richard: Exactly! Son, it's time I taught you about "weaseling."
- Gumball: "Weaseling"?
- Richard: Allow me to demonstrate. Ask me for something.
- Gumball: Okay. Can you tell me how to stop Carrie from using my body?
- Richard: Well, I'd love to, but I have to go and take the meatloaf that I've been baking out of the oven.
- [Gumball walks over to the window to see Richard run to the backyard and jumps over the fence]
- Richard: End of lesson!
- [The scene switches back at school, where Gumball tries weaseling Carrie]
- Gumball: Well, I'd love to, Carrie, but unfortunately, I have to go check on my meatloaf.
- Carrie: Your meatloaf?
- Gumball: Yeah, I left it in my locker.
- Carrie: You mean this locker? [Slams Gumball's empty locker with her elbow]
- Gumball: Ugh, no, my, my gym locker. [Points to Carrie to show that he has a gym locker]
- Carrie: You don't have a gym locker.
- Gumball: Yes! I meant... Jim's locker.
- Carrie: Who's Jim?
- Gumball: He's, uh, my doctor...?
- Carrie: You mean your meatloaf is in your doctor's locker, here at school?
- Gumball: Yeah, it's because we're having Thanksgiving here and─ oh, whatever, you can have my body.
Just Tell Her No
- [At home, Nicole is in the kitchen doing the dishes. Gumball appears in front of the kitchen window, casting a shadow over Nicole]
- Gumball: Mom! I think I might be putting on weight...
- Nicole: Oh, no. It's just baby fat, dear. Come on inside, we'll have a chat.
- [Gumball enters the kitchen rolling like a ball]
- Nicole: Oh. Perhaps you have gained a little.
- Gumball: I know! It's Carrie! I don't know how to get her to stop.
- Nicole: [Points to the living room] Go and sit down, honey. We need to talk.
- [Gumball leaves the kitchen rolling]
- [Gumball and Nicole are sitting on the sofa]
- Nicole: So, have you actually tried saying "no" to Carrie?
- Gumball: Huh? No? [Slaps himself] Why didn't I think of that?
- Nicole: But, when you say "no," you have to mean it. Let me show you. Richard, can you come here please?
- Richard: [Just woken up from his nap in the backyard] Yeah?
- Nicole: Could you get me the bowl of sausages from the kitchen, dear?
- Richard: Oh! [Excited and running to the kitchen to get the bowl of sausages, brings it] Can I have one?
- Nicole: No. You'll have to wait. [Places the sausage on Richard's nose, he looks disappointed] Now, once you've made your position clear, you have to...
- Richard: Can I have it now?
- Nicole: No! [To Gumball] You have to stand firm and make sure you never...
- Richard: [Desperately] What about now?
- Nicole: No! That would be a bad Richard, wouldn't it? [To Gumball] What I'm trying to say is just say "no" and mean it.
- Gumball: Awesome. So, can I have a sausage?
- Nicole: [Gets up off the couch] No, we're putting you on a diet. [Eats a sausage and leaves]
Gumball vs. Carrie
- [After the bell rings at school, Gumball and Darwin are shown walking along a corridor]
- Darwin: Careful, Gumball! Carrie may be hanging around!
- Gumball: Don't worry. This time, I know what I'm doing.
- Carrie: Hey, Gumball, can I borrow your—
- Gumball: No!
- Carrie: [Shocked] "No"? What do you mean, "no"?
- Gumball: I mean you can't use my body anymore!
- Darwin: [Nods] Hmph!
- Carrie: But, you don't know what it's like. Please, Gumball!
- Gumball: No, Carrie, you can not borrow my body.
- Carrie: Then, then... [Demonic voice] I'LL TAKE IT! [Enters Gumball through his mouth, possessing him]
- [Darwin screams and runs away. Gumball, now possessed, leaves looking for food]
- Gumball: Carrie, get out of my body!
- Carrie: [Raspy voice] It's no use resisting, Gumball!
- [Possessed Gumball enters the cafeteria, and everyone looks at him]
- Gumball: Everyone, run! Your lunch is in danger!
- Carrie: Food!
- [Carrie makes him climb the wall and crawl on the ceiling. Anton, about to eat a sandwich, is disturbed by Gumball's falling spit onto his food]
- Anton: Hey!
- [Gumball's head rotates 180º, grabs the sandwich with his tongue and eats it. Anton screams in terror. Possessed Gumball starts eating every single piece of food he finds]
- Gumball: Stop it! You're freaking our friends out!
- [Carrie slaps him against the table]
- Carrie: Don't care, must eat!
- Gumball: OK, you asked for this!
- [They fight]
- Carrie: You shouldn't have done that!
- Gumball: You're crazy!
- [Carrie makes Gumball slap himself. He grabs his hand stopping this, and Carrie makes him kick himself]
- Gumball: Cut that out or I'll tell─
- [Carrie makes him grab himself by his nose and slap himself against another table. Carrie tries to eat a sausage with a fork, but Gumball stops her with another fork. They fight. Gumball, about to win the fork battle, finally fails, and Carrie throws Gumball's fork away]
- Carrie: Stand down, Gumball!
- Gumball: Never! [Throws salt to his right hand]
- Carrie: Ah! My eyes!
- [Carrie jumps up and eats all the food in the food trays]
- Carrie: [To Rocky] Give me more food!
- Rocky: You ate it all. You can lick the ladle if you like.
- [Possessed Gumball jumps onto Rocky]
- Rocky: Ah! Get off me!
- Gumball: Stop it!
- [Other students look at Gumball behind the cafeteria doors, as he fights against himself]
- Gumball: [Off-screen] Take that!
- Carrie: What are you looking at?!
- [The students scream and leave]
- Gumball: [Carrie bends his arm] Ow! That doesn't bend that way. Help me, Darwin! I can't do this on my own! You're gonna have to beat this ghost down for me!
- Darwin: But I'm a pacifish.
- Gumball: Please, do it for me! I'm your friend! Ahh!
- [Carrie forces Gumball to jump out of the window. Possessed Gumball eats all the garbage and drinks from the puddle. Gumball looks at a puddle, seeing Carrie's reflection]
- Gumball: Carrie, stop doing this! You've got a serious problem.
- Carrie: [Normal voice] No, I haven't.
- Gumball: You're drinking dumpster water and eating garbage. Look! [Shows a bitten flip flop]
- Carrie: What's that?
- Gumball: It's a flip flop, Carrie. A flip flop!
- Carrie: Eww, maybe I have gone a bit too far...
- Gumball: Ugh, yeah.
- [Carrie comes out of Gumball's body and flips her hair]
- Gumball: Anyway, listen, Carrie, I was thinking─
- [Darwin arrives and smacks Gumball's head with a garbage can cover]
- Darwin: Spirit begone! Spirit begone! Spirit begone! Oh, hi, Carrie. Spirit be gone! Spirit be— [Realizes] Oh.
- Gumball: Ow...
- Carrie: I'm sorry I put you through all that. I guess I'll just go back to my painful food-less eternity... [Floats sadly away]
- Gumball: No, wait! [Straightens his back as Carrie turns to face him] I think I know someone who can help.
The Perfect Body
- [At home, Richard is shown sitting on the sofa with the sausage still on his nose, drooling. Gumball, Darwin, and Carrie enter the house]
- Gumball: Dad, this is Carrie.
- Richard: [Muffled] Hello.
- Gumball: Is it OK if she borrows your body for a crazy junk food spree?
- Richard: [Muffled] I guess..?
- Gumball: That sounded like a "yes" to me.
- [Carrie smiles, enters Richard's body, possessing him and eats the sausage from Possessed Richard's nose]
- Carrie: More food! [Runs to the kitchen]
- Nicole: [Off-screen] No, Richard! Richard, no! No, that's a bad Richard! Stop it, Richard! Stop it!
- Darwin: Another happy ending.
- [Episode ends]
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| Episode 1 The DVD |
Episode 2 The Responsible |
Episode 3 The Third |
Episode 4 The Debt |
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| Episode 5 The End |
Episode 6 The Dress |
Episode 7 The Quest |
Episode 8 The Spoon |
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| Episode 9 The Pressure |
Episode 10 The Painting |
Episode 11 The Laziest |
Episode 12 The Ghost |
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| Episode 13 The Mystery |
Episode 14 The Prank |
Episode 15 The Gi |
Episode 16 The Kiss |
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| Episode 17 The Party |
Episode 18 The Refund |
Episode 19 The Robot |
Episode 20 The Picnic |
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| Episode 21 The Goons |
Episode 22 The Secret |
Episode 23 The Sock |
Episode 24 The Genius |
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| Episode 25 The Poltergeist |
Episode 26 The Mustache |
Episode 27 The Date |
Episode 28 The Club |
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| Episode 29 The Wand |
Episode 30 The Ape |
Episode 31 The Car |
Episode 32 The Curse |
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| Episode 33 The Microwave |
Episode 34 The Meddler |
Episode 35 The Helmet |
Episode 36 The Fight |
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| Episode 1 The Remote |
Episode 2 The Colossus |
Episode 3 The Knights |
Episode 4 The Fridge |
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| Episode 5 The Flower |
Episode 6 The Banana |
Episode 7 The Phone |
Episode 8 The Job |
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| Episode 9 Halloween |
Episode 10 The Treasure |
Episode 11 The Apology |
Episode 12 The Words |
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| Episode 13 The Skull |
Episode 14 The Bet |
Episode 15 Christmas |
Episode 16 The Watch |
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| Episode 17 The Bumpkin |
Episode 18 The Flakers |
Episode 19 The Authority |
Episode 20 The Virus |
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| Episode 21 The Pony |
Episode 22 The Hero |
Episode 23 The Dream |
Episode 24 The Sidekick |
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| Episode 25 The Photo |
Episode 26 The Tag |
Episode 27 The Storm |
Episode 28 The Lesson |
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| Episode 29 The Game |
Episode 30 The Limit |
Episode 31 The Voice |
Episode 32 The Promise |
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| Episode 33 The Castle |
Episode 34 The Boombox |
Episode 35 The Tape |
Episode 36 The Sweaters |
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| Episode 37 The Internet |
Episode 38 The Plan |
Episode 39 The World |
Episode 40 The Finale |
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| Episode 1 The Kids |
Episode 2 The Fan |
Episode 3 The Coach |
Episode 4 The Joy |
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| Episode 5 The Puppy |
Episode 6 The Recipe |
Episode 7 The Name |
Episode 8 The Extras |
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| Episode 9 The Gripes |
Episode 10 The Vacation |
Episode 11 The Fraud |
Episode 12 The Void |
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| Episode 13 The Boss |
Episode 14 The Move |
Episode 15 The Law |
Episode 16 The Allergy |
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| Episode 17 The Mothers |
Episode 18 The Password |
Episode 19 The Procrastinators |
Episode 20 The Shell |
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| Episode 21 The Burden |
Episode 22 The Bros |
Episode 23 The Mirror |
Episode 24 The Man |
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| Episode 25 The Pizza |
Episode 26 The Lie |
Episode 27 The Butterfly |
Episode 28 The Question |
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| Episode 29 The Saint |
Episode 30 The Friend |
Episode 31 The Oracle |
Episode 32 The Safety |
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| Episode 33 The Society |
Episode 34 The Spoiler |
Episode 35 The Countdown |
Episode 36 The Nobody |
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| Episode 37 The Downer |
Episode 38 The Egg |
Episode 39 The Triangle |
Episode 40 The Money |
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| Episode 1 The Return |
Episode 2 The Nemesis |
Episode 3 The Crew |
Episode 4 The Others |
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| Episode 5 The Signature |
Episode 6 The Check |
Episode 7 The Pest |
Episode 8 The Sale |
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| Episode 9 The Gift |
Episode 10 The Parking |
Episode 11 The Routine |
Episode 12 The Upgrade |
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| Episode 13 The Comic |
Episode 14 The Romantic |
Episode 15 The Uploads |
Episode 16 The Apprentice |
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| Episode 17 The Hug |
Episode 18 The Wicked |
Episode 19 The Traitor |
Episode 20 The Origins |
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| Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two |
Episode 22 The Girlfriend |
Episode 23 The Advice |
Episode 24 The Signal |
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| Episode 25 The Parasite |
Episode 26 The Love |
Episode 27 The Awkwardness |
Episode 28 The Nest |
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| Episode 29 The Points |
Episode 30 The Bus |
Episode 31 The Night |
Episode 32 The Misunderstandings |
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| Episode 33 The Roots |
Episode 34 The Blame |
Episode 35 The Slap |
Episode 36 The Detective |
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| Episode 37 The Fury |
Episode 38 The Compilation |
Episode 39 The Scam |
Episode 40 The Disaster |
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| Episode 1 The Rerun |
Episode 2 The Stories |
Episode 3 The Guy |
Episode 4 The Boredom |
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| Episode 5 The Vision |
Episode 6 The Choices |
Episode 7 The Code |
Episode 8 The Test |
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| Episode 9 The Slide |
Episode 10 The Loophole |
Episode 11 The Fuss |
Episode 12 The Copycats |
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| Episode 13 The Potato |
Episode 14 The Outside |
Episode 15 The Vase |
Episode 16 The Matchmaker |
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| Episode 17 The Box |
Episode 18 The Console |
Episode 19 The Ollie |
Episode 20 The Catfish |
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| Episode 21 The Cycle |
Episode 22 The Stars |
Episode 23 The Grades |
Episode 24 The Diet |
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| Episode 25 The Ex |
Episode 26 The Sorcerer |
Episode 27 The Menu |
Episode 28 The Uncle |
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| Episode 29 The Weirdo |
Episode 30 The Heist |
Episode 31 The Singing |
Episode 32 The Best |
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| Episode 33 The Worst |
Episode 34 The Deal |
Episode 35 The Petals |
Episode 36 The Nuisance |
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| Episode 37 The Line |
Episode 38 The List |
Episode 39 The News |
Episode 40 The Puppets |
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| Episode 1 The Rival |
Episode 2 The Lady |
Episode 3 The Sucker |
Episode 4 The Vegging |
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| Episode 5 The One |
Episode 6 The Father |
Episode 7 The Cringe |
Episode 8 The Cage |
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| Episode 9 The Neighbor |
Episode 10 The Anybody |
Episode 11 The Faith |
Episode 12 The Candidate |
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| Episode 13 The Pact |
Episode 14 The Shippening |
Episode 15 The Brain |
Episode 16 The Parents |
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| Episode 17 The Founder |
Episode 18 The Schooling |
Episode 19 The Intelligence |
Episode 20 The Potion |
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| Episode 21 The Spinoffs |
Episode 22 The Transformation |
Episode 23 The Understanding |
Episode 24 The Ad |
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| Episode 25 The Ghouls |
Episode 26 The Stink |
Episode 27 The Awareness |
Episode 28 The Slip |
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| Episode 29 The Drama |
Episode 30 The Buddy |
Episode 31 The Possession |
Episode 32 The Master |
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| Episode 33 The Silence |
Episode 34 The Future |
Episode 35 The Wish |
Episode 36 The Factory |
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| Episode 37 The Agent |
Episode 38 The Web |
Episode 39 The Mess |
Episode 40 The Heart |
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| Episode 41 The Revolt |
Episode 42 The Decisions |
Episode 43 The BFFS |
Episode 44 The Inquisition |