"The Fun Will Never End" is a song from "The Puppets." It is sung by Howdy, Frank, and Darwin. A dark reprise is later sung by Grady, Howdy, and Frank.
Lyrics
Howdy: Dance around and sing a song!
The fun will never stop, yeah!
Frank: We have fun all day long,
It says so on the clock!
Howdy: So wear a hat, wear no hat!
Frank: Or wear two hats, if you prefer!
We only have two hats,
So those are your only options.
Howdy: So put them on and bake a cake!
Frank: And while you wait for the cake to bake,
Begin to prepare a second cake.
Howdy: You did it wrong with that first cake.
Frank: It's your turn with the balloon!
Howdy and Frank: The fun will never end!
Howdy: Organize a spoon!
Howdy and Frank: The fun will never end!
Frank: Count to the funnest number!
Number 7: The fun will never end!
Howdy: Go to your favorite corner!
Howdy and Frank: The fun will never end!
Darwin: I don't know what's going on.
Howdy and Frank: The fun will never end!
Darwin: I'm not sure this is that fun.
Howdy and Frank: The fun will never end!
Reprise
Grady: You always used to play with us,
Now's our turn to play with you.
Howdy: So play along, don't make a fuss!
Frank: And we'll come up with things to do!
Grady: We'll make you dance, we'll make you fight.
Howdy: You'll smear yourself with worms all night!
Grady: We'll make you eat toenails and grease.
Frank: We'll make you wear an itchy fleece!
Grady: We'll see if you break when you bend!
The fun will never end! The fun will ne—
Grady: [Spoken] Wait, what's that?
Darwin: [Spoken] The end of the fun.