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Bring Your Child to Work Day

[At the Wattersons' house, Gumball and Darwin watch their father vegging out on the couch]

Richard: Then at ten o'clock, I do this. [Relaxed moaning] It's important to move every three hours or so. Otherwise, the rat gets too bold, thinks you croaked and starts biting.

[A rat shows up from its hole]

Richard: Not today, buddy.

[The rat backs off going back to its hole]

Richard: At around noon, it's lunch, so I go like this.

[He lazily eats a bowlful of cheese puffs resting on his chest]

Richard: Then, [Gulps] I like to look at things and think about what they'd taste like. [Stares at the rug] The rug would taste of peach Fruit Roll-up, and the TV would taste like burned crème caramel set in a rich, highland double-fudge base. [Salivates]

Gumball: Okay, I think since it's Bring Your Child to Work Day in our class, we might want to choose another parent. What do you say, Mom?

[An exhausted, shriveled-up Nicole appears]

Nicole: [Gasps] No!

[Nicole enters the kitchen and ends up gulping down a jar full of coffee]

Darwin: But why? We wanna see the Rainbow Factory!

Gumball: It'll be the best day ever! First, we'll watch the happy little elves whistling their merry tunes as they dig for color in the rainbow mines.

Darwin: Then, we'll see how the colors be mixed in the palette by dancing unicorns!

Gumball: Then, we'll hear the singing of the orange munchkins as they churn it with their magic machines! And then, we pause for a couple of hours for lunch, and then—

Nicole: [Hoarse voice] You only get an hour for lunch.

Darwin: Oh.

Nicole: That we have to share between fifty people. And I said, "No!"

[The scene changes when Nicole goes to the bathroom then stares at herself on a mirror]

Nicole: [Sighs] I look like I've been thrown into space without a spacesuit.

[Nicole dips her face in blue paint and re-draws her face using makeup]

Gumball and Darwin: Please take us!

Nicole: [Normal voice] No!

Gumball: We'll pay you ten dollars.

[Darwin hands Nicole a piece of paper]

Nicole: [Reading] "Can we have ten dollars?" [Groans] I said, "No!" [Groans]

[In her bedroom, Nicole sprays her uniform and herself with air freshener]

Gumball: But why?!

Nicole: Because the CEOs are coming down to decide whether to close down the factory and give everyone their pink slip.

Gumball and Darwin: [Gasp] A pink slip? Like a magic ticket?!

Nicole: Yeah, a magic ticket to unemployment and depression. So, you guys are gonna stay with your father and do... whatever it is he does.

[Nicole fixes her briefcase]

Gumball: Mom, please. Hanging out with Dad on his work day is like watching a ripe avocado turn into a guacamole with just the force of gravity.

[Richard is shown melting on the couch, just like Gumball describes]

Nicole: [Sighs] I get your point, but I can't have you there today. [Gasps] I got to run! If I'm much later, I'll be back for dinner before I get to work!

Gumball: Wait! Your briefcase!

Nicole: Oh, boy! Thank you, sweetheart. [Exits]

At The Rainbow Factory

[Nicole enters the office of the Rainbow Factory]

Nicole: Good morning, gentlemen. I'm so sorry I'm late. I worked all night on these figures, and I can assure you there's absolutely no need to close the factory.

Shareholder: [Clears throat] We are the shareholders.

Nicole: Oh, sorry, right. [To the graphs] And you are?

Shareholder: Objects, Watterson. They're inanimate objects.

Nicole: Right.

Shareholder: Now, please, give us the stats.

Nicole: Oh, yes, of course.

[As soon as she opens her briefcase, Nicole sees her sons and closes it immediately]

Nicole: [Inhales deeply] I'm sorry. I've left them on my desk. Exits

Shareholders: If you're not back in two minutes, we'll move your desk to a bathroom stall.

Nicole: I know you mean that as a threat, but as we're not allowed to take bathroom breaks, it would technically be an improvement.

[Nicole pours the two out of her briefcase]

Nicole: Give me those!

[Gumball picks up her documents]

Nicole: Are you kidding me? How on Earth could you be in there?! You handed me the briefcase yourself!

Gumball: Yes, but from the inside.

[A flashback reveals Gumball giving Nicole the suitcase from the inside of the briefcase]

Gumball: Wait! Your briefcase!

Nicole: Oh, boy! Thank you, sweetheart.

[Gumball slips his arm in the briefcase, ending the flashback]

Nicole: [Stammers, sighs] I'm going back to the meeting! Meanwhile, you're going to stay here and touch nothing! Have I made myself clear?

[Nicole stares at their feet touching the floor]

Nicole: I said, "Nothing."

[Gumball and Darwin float. Nicole's documents spill out of her briefcase as she leaves]

Gumball: [High voice] Oh, no. She dropped some important stuff, giving us the perfect excuse to look for her and check out the factory in the process.

Darwin: But she told us to stay here.

Gumball: Darwin, all it takes for bad things to happen is for good people to do nothing.

Darwin: I don't think we count as good people.

Gumball: Then, all it takes for good things to happen is for bad people to do something.

Darwin: Oh. Uh. Uh, no.

Gumball: What?

Darwin: I'm totally convinced.

[Gumball and Darwin smile at each other]

Red, Orange, Yellow

Gumball: Let's find out how they put these magic colors in the sky!

Darwin: With unicorns and pixies, candy cane and apple pie!

Gumball: I used to think that they were caused by how the light refracts

Darwin: But now, I'm sure it's magical, so who we gonna ask?

Gumball and Darwin: Hey! Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet

Darwin: Hello, friend, now tell me

Are you elf or are you gnome?

Blue Elephant: Neither, kid, the lack of daylight stunted every bone

Gumball: And is this color made from lemonade and fairy dust?

Blue Elephant: It's gasoline and arsenic and latex, lead, and rust

Gumball and Darwin: Hey! Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet

Darwin: I must admit, that guy back there did not fill me with magic

Gumball: In fact, he made it sound as if his job was pretty tragic

Darwin: But look, there's elves on tricycles and fountains of molasses

Gumball: Unless it's a hallucination caused by toxic gases

Darwin: Led, lorry, lellow, greeny, bludigo and violet

Leonard Daniels: Well, I don't mind, it's not that bad

This job still has its perks

Like, for example... Uh... [Sighs]

Dark Teal Construction Man: Careful, Len, mind what you say

You know the walls have ears

Don't wanna end up stuck all night, like poor old Mr. Frears!

Darwin: Where are all the roly-poly imps in dungarees?

Gumball: Instead, it's tears and bitterness and awful salaries

Darwin: We thought it would be full of fun and colorful rainbows

Gumball: Instead, it's gross and gray, and let's be honest, it just blows.

Don't Press the Button

[The shareholders murmur with each other in Nicole's meeting]

Shareholder: What about blinking time?

Nicole: Uh, what about it?

Shareholder: Well, every second spent blinking is one less second doing the job. I suggest we ban it.

Nicole: Ban blinking? That's impossible.

Shareholder: Then I suggest we reduce it by seventy-five percent.

Nicole: What? How?

Shareholder: Like this. [Blinking halfway]

Nicole: Uh...

Shareholder: Okay, just spitballing here, but how about, instead the employees having to spend so much time going home to look after their own children, they just share one massive child to save on cost?

Nicole: Wh— what about the other children?

Shareholder: Feed them to the big one, group our assets, maximize value, Watterson!

Nicole: But sir, some of our employees are quite attached to their children.

Shareholder: I don't care! The only people I've got pictures of in my wallet are Washington and Benjamin— my two sons.

Nicole: Ohh. [Laughs] That's so funny. I thought you were gonna heartlessly show me a couple of dollar bills. They're very cute, sir.

Shareholder: I was about to say there was a third one— Hamilton. He was fired for going over budget. Only two hugs a day. He knew the rules.

[Gumball and Darwin show up and display Nicole's papers in secret]

Shareholder: To be honest with you, this inspection is irrelevant, since we've already decided to move the factory to another country where workers aren't always whining about...

Nicole: [Quietly] Get back.

Shareholder: ...like basic human decency, access to direct sunlight, women's rights, men's rights, dental plans, or desks. [Inaudible]

Nicole: [Quietly] Go away.

[After a series of misunderstandings, Gumball and Darwin think they should press the button]

Shareholder: ...All of this is to say, we're shutting this place down.

Nicole: Wait, what? [Pointing down] You're shutting this place down?

[Gumball and Darwin mistake her gesture and press the button]

Nicole: No, no, no!

The Button Incident

[Pigments explode around the factory. The Soulless Office Worker writes to say 1 accident-free day but gets knocked out by the gases. A splash of color corrodes the board, engravin a "0." The alarm buzzes]

Shareholders: What's going on here?!

Nicole: Just give me a couple of minutes and I'll... [Shouts] Okay! A couple of seconds!

[Gumball and Darwin enter the office]

Gumball: Um, Mom. I think you can stop the meeting. There's not much left of the factory you can save.

Shareholder: Children in the workplace! What is this, every other factory I own?

Nicole: [Sniffs] I'm sorry, sir, but there's no time to discuss this now. We need to evacuate the premises at once. This gas is extremely tox...

[Hallucinations appear]

Nicole: [Low voice] All in favor of adjourning this meeting, say "Aye."

All: Aye!

[All evacuate the factory]

Shareholder: I'm a wealthy man! This isn't how it's supposed to end! I'm supposed to croak alone in my mansion, surrounded by all the expensive things I wasted my life buying while my children fight over their inheritance!

Nicole: Look, the exit! Hurry up!

[The hallway turns distorted, with Nicole ending up squeezing her head through the shrunken door. In a dark void, a firefighter appears alongside a goat]

Gray Construction Man: Come on! Get on the magic goat and play the banana!

Nicole: Wait, what?

[A traffic guard blocks their way, and as soon as they hit him, Nicole wakes up in the office]

Nicole: [Groans] What happened?

[A flashback reveals everyone passing out from the toxic gases]

Nicole: All in favor of adjourning this meeting, say "Aye."

All: Aye! [All grunt; flashback ends]

Nicole: [Moans] The fumes. Ugh. The override button! [Presses button; moans] Why isn't this working?

[The button turns out to be a hallucination of the shareholder's nose. The shareholder and Nicole scream, causing Nicole to repeatedly press his nose]

Shareholder: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! [Through speaker] Okay, I promise not to close the factory and no more budget cuts. All right, ten more days vacation, and a raise for everybody! Thank heavens everyone's out cold and didn't hear that.

All: Yeah, we did. Ugh.

[The shareholder moans and passes out. Nicole notices the override button at the other side of the room]

Nicole: [Gasps] The override button. [Scoots over to Darwin] Darwin. Darwin, wake up.

[In his dream, Darwin cartoonishly dances around. His shoe rings, and Darwin picks it up]

Darwin: Hello?

Nicole: Wake up! Wake up!

[Darwin wakes up and groans]

Nicole: Go and press the button.

Darwin: [Weakly] Gumball, wake up. [Kicks Gumball in the face]

[Gumball wakes up, sounding out slurred mumbling]

Darwin: Push the button.

[Gumball, with grunts and groans, scoots to the wall and climbs it, using his bruised "suction cup" eyes and pressing the button with his tongue]

The Factory is Saved

[The factory's destruction is overridden. Rainbows shoot out of the smokestacks. Inside, Gumball and Darwin are thrown up into the air by a crowd of celebrating workers]

All: We kept our jobs, although we're slobs

The factory's not ablaze

Ten more days vacation, and we even got a raise

We skirted unemployment and a future on the skids

Thanks to Mrs. Watterson and her two weirdo kids!

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, hey!

[Gumball and Darwin glance at each other, smile, and fist bump. The episode ends]

v • e Transcript



Episode 1 The DVD	Episode 2 The Responsible	Episode 3 The Third	Episode 4 The Debt

Episode 5 The End	Episode 6 The Dress	Episode 7 The Quest	Episode 8 The Spoon

Episode 9 The Pressure	Episode 10 The Painting	Episode 11 The Laziest	Episode 12 The Ghost

Episode 13 The Mystery	Episode 14 The Prank	Episode 15 The Gi	Episode 16 The Kiss

Episode 17 The Party	Episode 18 The Refund	Episode 19 The Robot	Episode 20 The Picnic

Episode 21 The Goons	Episode 22 The Secret	Episode 23 The Sock	Episode 24 The Genius

Episode 25 The Poltergeist	Episode 26 The Mustache	Episode 27 The Date	Episode 28 The Club

Episode 29 The Wand	Episode 30 The Ape	Episode 31 The Car	Episode 32 The Curse

Episode 33 The Microwave	Episode 34 The Meddler	Episode 35 The Helmet	Episode 36 The Fight



Episode 1 The Remote	Episode 2 The Colossus	Episode 3 The Knights	Episode 4 The Fridge

Episode 5 The Flower	Episode 6 The Banana	Episode 7 The Phone	Episode 8 The Job

Episode 9 Halloween	Episode 10 The Treasure	Episode 11 The Apology	Episode 12 The Words

Episode 13 The Skull	Episode 14 The Bet	Episode 15 Christmas	Episode 16 The Watch

Episode 17 The Bumpkin	Episode 18 The Flakers	Episode 19 The Authority	Episode 20 The Virus

Episode 21 The Pony	Episode 22 The Hero	Episode 23 The Dream	Episode 24 The Sidekick

Episode 25 The Photo	Episode 26 The Tag	Episode 27 The Storm	Episode 28 The Lesson

Episode 29 The Game	Episode 30 The Limit	Episode 31 The Voice	Episode 32 The Promise

Episode 33 The Castle	Episode 34 The Boombox	Episode 35 The Tape	Episode 36 The Sweaters

Episode 37 The Internet	Episode 38 The Plan	Episode 39 The World	Episode 40 The Finale



Episode 1 The Kids	Episode 2 The Fan	Episode 3 The Coach	Episode 4 The Joy

Episode 5 The Puppy	Episode 6 The Recipe	Episode 7 The Name	Episode 8 The Extras

Episode 9 The Gripes	Episode 10 The Vacation	Episode 11 The Fraud	Episode 12 The Void

Episode 13 The Boss	Episode 14 The Move	Episode 15 The Law	Episode 16 The Allergy

Episode 17 The Mothers	Episode 18 The Password	Episode 19 The Procrastinators	Episode 20 The Shell

Episode 21 The Burden	Episode 22 The Bros	Episode 23 The Mirror	Episode 24 The Man

Episode 25 The Pizza	Episode 26 The Lie	Episode 27 The Butterfly	Episode 28 The Question

Episode 29 The Saint	Episode 30 The Friend	Episode 31 The Oracle	Episode 32 The Safety

Episode 33 The Society	Episode 34 The Spoiler	Episode 35 The Countdown	Episode 36 The Nobody

Episode 37 The Downer	Episode 38 The Egg	Episode 39 The Triangle	Episode 40 The Money



Episode 1 The Return	Episode 2 The Nemesis	Episode 3 The Crew	Episode 4 The Others

Episode 5 The Signature	Episode 6 The Check	Episode 7 The Pest	Episode 8 The Sale

Episode 9 The Gift	Episode 10 The Parking	Episode 11 The Routine	Episode 12 The Upgrade

Episode 13 The Comic	Episode 14 The Romantic	Episode 15 The Uploads	Episode 16 The Apprentice

Episode 17 The Hug	Episode 18 The Wicked	Episode 19 The Traitor	Episode 20 The Origins

Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two	Episode 22 The Girlfriend	Episode 23 The Advice	Episode 24 The Signal

Episode 25 The Parasite	Episode 26 The Love	Episode 27 The Awkwardness	Episode 28 The Nest

Episode 29 The Points	Episode 30 The Bus	Episode 31 The Night	Episode 32 The Misunderstandings

Episode 33 The Roots	Episode 34 The Blame	Episode 35 The Slap	Episode 36 The Detective

Episode 37 The Fury	Episode 38 The Compilation	Episode 39 The Scam	Episode 40 The Disaster



Episode 1 The Rerun	Episode 2 The Stories	Episode 3 The Guy	Episode 4 The Boredom

Episode 5 The Vision	Episode 6 The Choices	Episode 7 The Code	Episode 8 The Test

Episode 9 The Slide	Episode 10 The Loophole	Episode 11 The Fuss	Episode 12 The Copycats

Episode 13 The Potato	Episode 14 The Outside	Episode 15 The Vase	Episode 16 The Matchmaker

Episode 17 The Box	Episode 18 The Console	Episode 19 The Ollie	Episode 20 The Catfish

Episode 21 The Cycle	Episode 22 The Stars	Episode 23 The Grades	Episode 24 The Diet

Episode 25 The Ex	Episode 26 The Sorcerer	Episode 27 The Menu	Episode 28 The Uncle

Episode 29 The Weirdo	Episode 30 The Heist	Episode 31 The Singing	Episode 32 The Best

Episode 33 The Worst	Episode 34 The Deal	Episode 35 The Petals	Episode 36 The Nuisance

Episode 37 The Line	Episode 38 The List	Episode 39 The News	Episode 40 The Puppets



Episode 1 The Rival	Episode 2 The Lady	Episode 3 The Sucker	Episode 4 The Vegging

Episode 5 The One	Episode 6 The Father	Episode 7 The Cringe	Episode 8 The Cage

Episode 9 The Neighbor	Episode 10 The Anybody	Episode 11 The Faith	Episode 12 The Candidate

Episode 13 The Pact	Episode 14 The Shippening	Episode 15 The Brain	Episode 16 The Parents

Episode 17 The Founder	Episode 18 The Schooling	Episode 19 The Intelligence	Episode 20 The Potion

Episode 21 The Spinoffs	Episode 22 The Transformation	Episode 23 The Understanding	Episode 24 The Ad

Episode 25 The Ghouls	Episode 26 The Stink	Episode 27 The Awareness	Episode 28 The Slip

Episode 29 The Drama	Episode 30 The Buddy	Episode 31 The Possession	Episode 32 The Master

Episode 33 The Silence	Episode 34 The Future	Episode 35 The Wish	Episode 36 The Factory

Episode 37 The Agent	Episode 38 The Web	Episode 39 The Mess	Episode 40 The Heart

Episode 41 The Revolt	Episode 42 The Decisions	Episode 43 The BFFS	Episode 44 The Inquisition

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+==Bring Your Child to Work Day==
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+::{{d|event|At the Wattersons' house, Gumball and Darwin watch their father vegging out on the couch}}
-==Bring Your Kid To Work Day==
+:{{d|Richard}}: Then at ten o'clock, I do this. {{d|event|Relaxed moaning}} It's important to move every three hours or so. Otherwise, the rat gets too bold, thinks you croaked and starts biting.
-::{{d|e|The episode starts off with Richard sitting on the couch in his underwear and looking very lazy}}
+::{{d|event|A rat shows up from its hole}}
-::{{d|e|Zooms out seeing Gumball and Darwin at the scene staring at Richard, then he stares back}}
-:{{d|Richard}}: Then at 10 o'clock, I do this {{d|e|does another lazy position, sighing}} It's important to move every 3 hours or so otherwise, {{d|e|points the rat at floor}} the rats get too bold, thinks you've croaked, and starts biting.
-::{{d|e|Focuses on the rat staring at Richard}}
 :{{d|Richard}}: Not today, buddy.
-::{{d|e|The rat backs off going back to his hole}}
+::{{d|event|The rat backs off going back to its hole}}
-:{{d|Richard}}: Every around noon, it's lunch, so I go like this.
+:{{d|Richard}}: At around noon, it's lunch, so I go like this.
-::{{d|e|He switched position then puts a bowl of cheese curls on his stomach then he gets one using his tongue then he repeats}}
+::{{d|event|He lazily eats a bowlful of cheese puffs resting on his chest}}
-:{{d|Richard}}: Then, {{d|e|eats the whole cheese curls}} I like to look at things and think about what they'd taste like. {{d|e|Stares at the rug}} The rug would taste of peach fruit roll-up. {{d|e|Stares at the TV}} And the TV would taste like burned creme caramel set on a rich highland double fudge base. {{d|e|Salivates}}
+:{{d|Richard}}: Then, {{d|event|Gulps}} I like to look at things and think about what they'd taste like. {{d|event|Stares at the rug}} The rug would taste of peach Fruit Roll-up, and the TV would taste like burned crème caramel set in a rich, highland double-fudge base. {{d|event|Salivates}}
-:{{d|Gumball}}: OK, I think since it's Bring-Your-Child-to-Work Day in our class, we might want to choose another parent. What do you say mom?
+:{{d|Gumball}}: Okay, I think since it's Bring Your Child to Work Day in our class, we might want to choose another parent. What do you say, Mom?
+::{{d|event|An exhausted, shriveled-up Nicole appears}}
-::{{d|e|Stares at Nicole very stressed and has a lot of wrinkles}}
-:{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|e|gasps}} NO!
+:{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|event|Gasps}} No!
+::{{d|event|Nicole enters the kitchen and ends up gulping down a jar full of coffee}}
-::{{d|e|Nicole walks to the kitchen grabbing a mug and a jar of coffee, then pours a tablespoon of coffee on the mug, grabs the hot kettle then stares at the mug and the coffee jar, then pours the hot water in the coffee jar then drinks from the jar aggressively}}
-::{{d|e|Gumball and Darwin begging}}
 :{{d|Darwin}}: But why? We wanna see the Rainbow Factory!
-:{{d|Gumball}}: It'll be the best day ever! First, we'll watch the happy little elves whistling their merry tunes as they dig for color at the Rainbow Mine.
+:{{d|Gumball}}: It'll be the best day ever! First, we'll watch the happy little elves whistling their merry tunes as they dig for color in the rainbow mines.
-:{{d|Darwin}}: Then we see all the color be mixed in the palette by dancing unicorns!
+:{{d|Darwin}}: Then, we'll see how the colors be mixed in the palette by dancing unicorns!
-:{{d|Gumball}}: Then we'll hear the singing of the Orange Munchkins as they churn it with their magic machines! And then we pause for a couple of hours for lunch. And then...
+:{{d|Gumball}}: Then, we'll hear the singing of the orange munchkins as they churn it with their magic machines! And then, we pause for a couple of hours for lunch, and then—
-:{{d|Nicole}}: You only get an hour for lunch.
+:{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|event|Hoarse voice}} You only get an hour for lunch.
-:{{d|Darwin}}: Oh...
+:{{d|Darwin}}: Oh.
-:{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|e|walks out of the kitchen}} that we have to share between 50 people. {{d|e|comes back into the kitchen}} and I said no!
+:{{d|Nicole}}: That we have to share between fifty people. And I said, "No!"
-::{{d|e|The scene changes when Nicole goes to the bathroom then stares at herself on a mirror}}
+::{{d|event|The scene changes when Nicole goes to the bathroom then stares at herself on a mirror}}
-:{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|e|groans}} I look like I've been thrown into space without a spacesuit.
+:{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|event|Sighs}} I look like I've been thrown into space without a spacesuit.
+::{{d|event|Nicole dips her face in blue paint and re-draws her face using makeup}}
-::{{d|e|She grabs a bucket of blue paint and a brush, goes back to the mirror then she threw the brush then starts drowning here face in the paint. She powders her face for her eyes then she draws an outline for the rest of her face finally smiling}}
 :{{d|Gumball}} and {{d|Darwin}}: Please take us!
-:{{d|Nicole}}: No!
+:{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|event|Normal voice}} No!
-:{{d|Gumball}}: We'll pay you 10 dollars.
+:{{d|Gumball}}: We'll pay you ten dollars.
-::{{d|e|Darwin handed Nicole a paper then Nicole reads what is written}}
+::{{d|event|Darwin hands Nicole a piece of paper}}
-:{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|e|reading}} Can we have 10 dollars? {{d|e|disappointed}} I said no! {{d|e|walks out}}
+:{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|event|Reading}} "Can we have ten dollars?" {{d|event|Groans}} I said, "No!" {{d|event|Groans}}
-:{{d|e|Nicole goes to their bedroom, preparing her uniform then she smelled her uniform then sprayed some air freshener, smells herself then she sprayed on her body as well.}}
+::{{d|event|In her bedroom, Nicole sprays her uniform and herself with air freshener}}
-:{{d|Gumball}}: {{d|e|whining}} BUT WHY?!
+:{{d|Gumball}}: But why?!
 :{{d|Nicole}}: Because the CEOs are coming down to decide whether to close down the factory and give everyone their pink slip.
-:{{d|Gumball}} and {{d|Darwin}}: A pink slip? Like a magic ticket?
+:{{d|Gumball}} and {{d|Darwin}}: {{d|event|Gasp}} A pink slip? Like a magic ticket?!
-:{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|e|wears her uniform}} Yeah. A magic ticket to unemployment and depression. So you guys are gonna stay with your father and do... {{d|e|stops}} whatever it is he does.
+:{{d|Nicole}}: Yeah, a magic ticket to unemployment and depression. So, you guys are gonna stay with your father and do... whatever it is he does.
-::{{d|e|Nicole fixes her briefcase}}
+::{{d|event|Nicole fixes her briefcase}}
-:{{d|Gumball}}: Mom please. Hanging out with dad in his work day is like watching a ripe avocado turning into a guacamole with just the force of gravity.
+:{{d|Gumball}}: Mom, please. Hanging out with Dad on his work day is like watching a ripe avocado turn into a guacamole with just the force of gravity.
-::{{d|e|Stares at Richard lying down looking like he is melting}}
+::{{d|event|Richard is shown melting on the couch, just like Gumball describes}}
-:{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|e|sighs}} I get your point, but I can't have you there today. {{d|e|stares at her wristwatch then looked surprised}} I gotta run! If I'm much later, I'll be back for dinner before I get to work! {{d|e|runs towards the door outside}}
+:{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|event|Sighs}} I get your point, but I can't have you there today. {{d|event|Gasps}} I got to run! If I'm much later, I'll be back for dinner before I get to work!
-:{{d|Gumball}}: Wait! Briefcase!
+:{{d|Gumball}}: Wait! Your briefcase!
-:{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|e|stops}} Oh, boy! Thank you sweetheart.
+:{{d|Nicole}}: Oh, boy! Thank you, sweetheart. {{d|event|Exits}}
 ==At The Rainbow Factory==
-::{{d|e|Nicole enters the office}}
+::{{d|event|Nicole enters the office of the Rainbow Factory}}
-:{{d|Nicole}}: Good morning, gentlemen. I'm so sorry I'm late. {{d|e|talks to two charts, thinking they are the shareholders}} I worked all night on this figures and I can assure you that there's absolutely no need to close the factory.
+:{{d|Nicole}}: Good morning, gentlemen. I'm so sorry I'm late. I worked all night on these figures, and I can assure you there's absolutely no need to close the factory.
-:{{d|Rainbow Factory Shareholder}}: {{d|e|clears throats}} We are the shareholders.
+:{{d|Shareholder}}: {{d|event|Clears throat}} We are the shareholders.
-:{{d|Nicole}}: Oh, sorry, right. {{d|e|points at the graph}} And you are?
+:{{d|Nicole}}: Oh, sorry, right. {{d|event|To the graphs}} And you are?
-:{{d|Rainbow Factory Shareholder}}: Objects, Watterson. They're inanimate objects.
+:{{d|Shareholder}}: Objects, Watterson. They're inanimate objects.
-:{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|e|looks back at the graphs then smiles}} Right.
+:{{d|Nicole}}: Right.
-:{{d|Rainbow Factory Shareholder}}: Now, please give us the stats.
+:{{d|Shareholder}}: Now, please, give us the stats.
-:{{d|Nicole}}: Oh yes, of course.
+:{{d|Nicole}}: Oh, yes, of course.
-::{{d|e|She opens the briefcase then she shockingly sees Gumball and Darwin inside.}}
+::{{d|event|As soon as she opens her briefcase, Nicole sees her sons and closes it immediately}}
-:{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|e|inhales deeply}} I'm sorry. I've left them on my desk.
+:{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|event|Inhales deeply}} I'm sorry. I've left them on my desk. {{d|Exits}}
-:{{d|Rainbow Factory Shareholders}}: If you're not back in 2 minutes, we'll move your desk to a bathroom stall.
+:{{d|Shareholders}}: If you're not back in two minutes, we'll move your desk to a bathroom stall.
 :{{d|Nicole}}: I know you mean that as a threat, but as we're not allowed to take bathroom breaks, it would technically be an improvement.
-::{{d|e|Nicole drops her stuff including Gumball and Darwin out of her briefcase}}
+::{{d|event|Nicole pours the two out of her briefcase}}
 :{{d|Nicole}}: Give me those!
-::{{d|e|Gumball picks up the paper reports then gives to Nicole.}}
+::{{d|event|Gumball picks up her documents}}
-:{{d|Nicole}}: Are you kidding me? How on Earth could you be in here? You handed me the briefcase yourself!
+:{{d|Nicole}}: Are you kidding me? How on Earth could you be in there?! You handed me the briefcase yourself!
 :{{d|Gumball}}: Yes, but from the inside.
-::{{d|e|flashes back to when Gumball gives Nicole her briefcase when she was rushing, except there is only his arm from the inside of the briefcase handing it to Nicole}}
+::{{d|event|A flashback reveals Gumball giving Nicole the suitcase from the inside of the briefcase}}
-:{{d|Gumball}}: Wait! Briefcase!
+:{{d|Gumball}}: Wait! Your briefcase!
-:{{d|Nicole}}: Oh, boy! Thank you sweetheart.
+:{{d|Nicole}}: Oh, boy! Thank you, sweetheart.
-::{{d|e|Gumball puts back his arm in the briefcase then end of flashback}}
+::{{d|event|Gumball slips his arm in the briefcase, ending the flashback}}
-:{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|e|stammers then sighing}} I'm going back to the meeting. Meanwhile, you're gonna stay here and touch nothing. Have I made myself clear?
+:{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|event|Stammers, sighs}} I'm going back to the meeting! Meanwhile, you're going to stay here and touch nothing! Have I made myself clear?
-::{{d|e|Gumball and Darwin agrees then she stares at their feet}}
+::{{d|event|Nicole stares at their feet touching the floor}}
-:{{d|Nicole}}: I said {{d|e|pointing out their feet}} nothing.
+:{{d|Nicole}}: I said, "Nothing."
-::{{d|e|Gumball and Darwin float. Nicole goes back to her meeting but some paper reports fell out of her briefcase}}
+::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin float. Nicole's documents spill out of her briefcase as she leaves}}
-:{{d|Gumball}}: {{d|e|in a high voice}} Oh no! She dropped some important stuff giving us the perfect excuse to look for her and check out the factory in the process.
+:{{d|Gumball}}: {{d|event|High voice}} Oh, no. She dropped some important stuff, giving us the perfect excuse to look for her and check out the factory in the process.
 :{{d|Darwin}}: But she told us to stay here.
 :{{d|Gumball}}: Darwin, all it takes for bad things to happen is for good people to do nothing.
 :{{d|Darwin}}: I don't think we count as good people.
-:{{d|Gumball}}: Then all it takes for good things to happen is for bad people to do something.
+:{{d|Gumball}}: Then, all it takes for good things to happen is for bad people to do something.
-:{{d|Darwin}}: Oh...Ahh... Ahh no.
+:{{d|Darwin}}: Oh. Uh. Uh, no.
 :{{d|Gumball}}: What?
 :{{d|Darwin}}: I'm totally convinced.
-::{{d|e|Gumball and Darwin smile at each other}}
+::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin smile at each other}}
 ==Red, Orange, Yellow==
 :{{d|Gumball}}: Let's find out how they put these magic colors in the sky!
 :{{d|Darwin}}: With unicorns and pixies, candy cane and apple pie!
-:{{d|Gumball}}: I used to think that they were caused by how the light refracts.
+:{{d|Gumball}}: I used to think that they were caused by how the light refracts
-:{{d|Darwin}}: But now I'm sure it's magical so who we gonna ask?
+:{{d|Darwin}}: But now, I'm sure it's magical, so who we gonna ask?
-:{{d|Gumball}} and {{d|Darwin}}: Hey! Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo and Violet!
+:{{d|Gumball}} and {{d|Darwin}}: Hey! Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet
-:{{d|Darwin}}: Hello, friend! Now, tell me, are you elf or are you gnome?
+:{{d|Darwin}}: Hello, friend, now tell me
-:{{d|Blue Elephant}}: Neither, kid. The lack of daylight stunted every bone.
+:Are you elf or are you gnome?
-:{{d|Gumball}}: 'And is this color made from lemonade and fairy dust?
-:{{d|Blue Elephant}}: It's gasoline and arsenic, and latex, lead, and rust.
+:{{d|Blue Elephant}}: Neither, kid, the lack of daylight stunted every bone
-:{{d|Gumball}} and {{d|Darwin}}: Hey! Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo and Violet!
+:{{d|Gumball}}: And is this color made from lemonade and fairy dust?
+:{{d|Blue Elephant}}: It's gasoline and arsenic and latex, lead, and rust
-:{{d|Darwin}}: I must admit that guy back there did not fill me with magic...
-:{{d|Gumball}}: In fact he made it sound as if his job was pretty tragic...
+:{{d|Gumball}} and {{d|Darwin}}: Hey! Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet
-:{{d|Darwin}}: But look, there's elves and tricycles and fountains of molasses!
+:{{d|Darwin}}: I must admit, that guy back there did not fill me with magic
-:{{d|Gumball}}: Unless it's a hallucination caused by toxic gases.
+:{{d|Gumball}}: In fact, he made it sound as if his job was pretty tragic
-:{{d|Darwin}}: {{d|e|gibberish}} Led, rory, lellow, greeny, bluedigo and violet.
+:{{d|Darwin}}: But look, there's elves on tricycles and fountains of molasses
-:{{d|Leonard Daniels}}: Well, I don't mind, it's not that bad, this job still has its perks. Like for example, uh, {{d|e|sighs}}
+:{{d|Gumball}}: Unless it's a hallucination caused by toxic gases
-:{{d|Steve}}: Careful then, mind what you say, you know the walls have ears! Don't wanna end up stuck on night like poor old Mr. Frears!
+:{{d|Darwin}}: Led, lorry, lellow, greeny, bludigo and violet
+:{{d|Leonard Daniels}}: Well, I don't mind, it's not that bad
+:This job still has its perks
+:Like, for example... Uh... {{d|event|Sighs}}
+:{{d|Dark Teal Construction Man}}: Careful, Len, mind what you say
+:You know the walls have ears
+:Don't wanna end up stuck all night, like poor old Mr. Frears!
 :{{d|Darwin}}: Where are all the roly-poly imps in dungarees?
-:{{d|Gumball}}: Instead it's tears and bitterness, and awful salaries.
+:{{d|Gumball}}: Instead, it's tears and bitterness and awful salaries
-:{{d|Darwin}}: We thought it would be full of fun, and colorful rainbows.
+:{{d|Darwin}}: We thought it would be full of fun and colorful rainbows
-:{{d|Gumball}}: Instead it's gross and gray, and let's be honest, it just blows.
+:{{d|Gumball}}: Instead, it's gross and gray, and let's be honest, it just blows.
-==Don't Press The Button==
+==Don't Press the Button==
+::{{d|event|The shareholders murmur with each other in Nicole's meeting}}
-:{{d|Rainbow Factory Shareholder}}: {{d|e|murmurs to the other}} What about blinking time?
-:{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|e|smiles}} Uh, what about it?
+:{{d|Shareholder}}: What about blinking time?
+:{{d|Nicole}}: Uh, what about it?
-:{{d|Rainbow Factory Shareholder}}: Well, every second spent blinking is one less second doing the job. I suggest we ban it.
+:{{d|Shareholder}}: Well, every second spent blinking is one less second doing the job. I suggest we ban it.
 :{{d|Nicole}}: Ban blinking? That's impossible.
-:{{d|Rainbow Factory Shareholder}}: Then I suggest we reduce it by 75%.
+:{{d|Shareholder}}: Then I suggest we reduce it by seventy-five percent.
-:{{d|Nicole}}:What? How?
+:{{d|Nicole}}: What? How?
-:{{d|Rainbow Factory Shareholder}}: Like this. {{d|e|partially blinks repeatedly. While the other one speaks, he continues}}
+:{{d|Shareholder}}: Like this. {{d|event|Blinking halfway}}
-:{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|e|wierded out}} Uhh.
+:{{d|Nicole}}: Uh...
-:{{d|Rainbow Factory Shareholder}}: Ok, just spitballing here, but how about instead the employees having to spend so much time going home to look after their own children, they just share one massive child to save on cost?
+:{{d|Shareholder}}: Okay, just spitballing here, but how about, instead the employees having to spend so much time going home to look after their own children, they just share one massive child to save on cost?
-:{{d|Nicole}}: What about the other children?
+:{{d|Nicole}}: Wh— what about the other children?
-:{{d|Rainbow Factory Shareholder}}: Feed them to the big one, group our assets, maximize value, Watterson!
+:{{d|Shareholder}}: Feed them to the big one, group our assets, maximize value, Watterson!
 :{{d|Nicole}}: But sir, some of our employees are quite attached to their children.
-:{{d|Rainbow Factory Shareholder}}: I don't care! The only people I've got pictures of in my wallet are Washigton and Benjamin,
+:{{d|Shareholder}}: I don't care! The only people I've got pictures of in my wallet are Washington and Benjamin— my two sons.
+:{{d|Nicole}}: Ohh. {{d|event|Laughs}} That's so funny. I thought you were gonna heartlessly show me a couple of dollar bills. They're very cute, sir.
-::{{d|e|shows his wallets with pictures of three children but one crossed out}} my two sons.
+:{{d|Shareholder}}: I was about to say there was a third one— Hamilton. He was fired for going over budget. Only two hugs a day. He knew the rules.
-:{{d|Nicole}}: Ohh. {{d|e|laughs}} That's so funny. I thought you are gonna heartlessly show me a couple of dollar bills. They're very cute sir.
+::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin show up and display Nicole's papers in secret}}
-:{{d|Rainbow Factory Shareholder}}: I was about to say there was a third one, {{d|e|points the crossed out one}} Hamilton. He was fired for going over-budget. Only 2 hugs a day. He knew the rules.
+:{{d|Shareholder}}: To be honest with you, this inspection is irrelevant, since we've already decided to move the factory to another country where workers aren't always whining about...
-::{{d|e|He puts back his wallet then Gumball and Darwin shows up behind the window behind the Company Shareholders. Gumball and Darwin shows the dropped paper reports while a Rainbow Factory Shareholder talks in the background}}
+:{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|event|Quietly}} Get back.
-:{{d|Rainbow Factory Shareholder|}}: To be honest with you, this inspection is irrelevant since we've already decided to move the factory to another country where workers aren't always whining about...lile basic human decency, access to direct sunlight, women's rights, men's rights, dental plans, or desks.
+:{{d|Shareholder}}: ...like basic human decency, access to direct sunlight, women's rights, men's rights, dental plans, or desks. {{d|event|Inaudible}}
-::{{d|e|The discussion starts to get inaudible focusing on Nicole directing Gumball and Darwin where to give the dropped paper reports but Gumball and Darwin gets confused and starts to point the button beside them then the discussion becomes audible again}}
+:{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|event|Quietly}} Go away.
-All of this is to say is that we're shutting this place down.
+::{{d|event|After a series of misunderstandings, Gumball and Darwin think they should press the button}}
-{{d|Nicole}}: Wait, what? {{d|e|makes a pointing down gesture}} you're shutting this place down?
+:{{d|Shareholder}}: ...All of this is to say, we're shutting this place down.
-::{{d|e|Gumball and Darwin thought that they press the button after Nicole made a pointing down gesture. Nicole then suddenly got shocked of what she's done as they press the button.}}
-:{{d|Nicole|}}: No, no, no!
+:{{d|Nicole}}: Wait, what? {{d|event|Pointing down}} You're shutting this place down?
+::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin mistake her gesture and press the button}}
+:{{d|Nicole}}: No, no, no!
 ==The Button Incident==
-::{{d|e|Splashes of colors starts to burst out of the machine, surprising the workers. The Soulless Office Worker writes 1 on the Days Accident-Free Board. He sees the colors bursting out, gets surprised, and passes out. Some paint gets on the number 1 and burns it like acid. The hole now appears to be a zero}}
+::{{d|event|Pigments explode around the factory. The Soulless Office Worker writes to say 1 accident-free day but gets knocked out by the gases. A splash of color corrodes the board, engravin a "0." The alarm buzzes}}
+:{{d|Shareholders}}: What's going on here?!
-::{{d|e|Colors continues to burst now with toxic coming out. The Emergency Alarm buzzes}}
+:{{d|Nicole}}: Just give me a couple of minutes and I'll... {{d|event|Shouts}} Okay! A couple of seconds!
-:{{d|Rainbow Factory Shareholders}}: {{d|e|surprised}} What's going on here?
+::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin enter the office}}
-:{{d|Nicole}}: Just give me a couple of minutes and I... {{d|e|screams}} OK, couple of seconds!
+:{{d|Gumball}}: Um, Mom. I think you can stop the meeting. There's not much left of the factory you can save.
-::{{d|e|Gumball and Darwin enters the office smiling]}}
-:{{d|Gumball}}: Uhm, Mom I think you can stop the meeting. There's not much left in the factory you can save.
+:{{d|Shareholder}}: Children in the workplace! What is this, every other factory I own?
+:{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|event|Sniffs}} I'm sorry, sir, but there's no time to discuss this now. We need to evacuate the premises at once. This gas is extremely tox...
-:{{d|Rainbow Factory Shareholder}}: Children in the workplace! What is this every other factory I own?
+::{{d|event|Hallucinations appear}}
-:{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|e|sniffs}} I'm sorry sir but there's no time to discuss this now. We need to evacuate the premises at once. This gas is extremely toxic.
+:{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|event|Low voice}} All in favor of adjourning this meeting, say "Aye."
-::{{d|e|Nicole surprised as she sees that the shareholder has a 3 head and the other has a very tiny head which is caused by a hallucination because of the toxic gases. Then Gumball and Darwin have a long distorted head while Nicole has a giant head and body and a lower voice.}}
+:{{d|All}}: Aye!
-:{{d|Nicole}}: All in favor of adjourning this meeting say "Aye".
+::{{d|event|All evacuate the factory}}
-:{{d|Everyone}}: Aye!
+:{{d|Shareholder}}: I'm a wealthy man! This isn't how it's supposed to end! I'm supposed to croak alone in my mansion, surrounded by all the expensive things I wasted my life buying while my children fight over their inheritance!
-::{{d|e|they try to evacuate the factory}}
-:{{d|Rainbow Factory Shareholder}}: I'm a wealthy man. This isn't how it's supposed to end. I'm suppose to croak alone in my mansion surrounded by all the expensive things I wasted my life buying while my children fight over their inheritance.
 :{{d|Nicole}}: Look, the exit! Hurry up!
+::{{d|event|The hallway turns distorted, with Nicole ending up squeezing her head through the shrunken door. In a dark void, a firefighter appears alongside a goat}}
-::{{d|e|Nicole sprints towards the exit door but the door seems to get farther and the floor starts to get wiggly. Nicole swipes her card to the lock but she starts to get bigger again. She squishes her head to the door then she got out leaving the others but the room is dark. The Gray Construction Man puts a banana in Nicole's mouth and puts her on a goat.}}
-:{{d|Gray Construction Man}}: Come on! Get on the magic goat and play the banana!{{d|e|slaps the goat, which starts to run.}}
+:{{d|Gray Construction Man}}: Come on! Get on the magic goat and play the banana!
 :{{d|Nicole}}: Wait, what?
-::{{d|e|A Traffic Guard carrying a stop sign making a weird noise blocks their way. Nicole wakes up in the office}}
+::{{d|event|A traffic guard blocks their way, and as soon as they hit him, Nicole wakes up in the office}}
+:{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|event|Groans}} What happened?
+::{{d|event|A flashback reveals everyone passing out from the toxic gases}}
+:{{d|Nicole}}: All in favor of adjourning this meeting, say "Aye."
+:{{d|All}}: Aye! {{d|event|All grunt; flashback ends}}
+:{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|event|Moans}} The fumes. Ugh. The override button! {{d|event|Presses button; moans}} Why isn't this working?
+::{{d|event|The button turns out to be a hallucination of the shareholder's nose. The shareholder and Nicole scream, causing Nicole to repeatedly press his nose}}
+:{{d|Shareholder}}: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! {{d|event|Through speaker}} Okay, I promise not to close the factory and no more budget cuts. All right, ten more days vacation, and a raise for everybody! Thank heavens everyone's out cold and didn't hear that.
+:{{d|All}}: Yeah, we did. Ugh.
+::{{d|event|The shareholder moans and passes out. Nicole notices the override button at the other side of the room}}
+:{{d|Nicole}}: {{d|event|Gasps}} The override button. {{d|event|Scoots over to Darwin}} Darwin. Darwin, wake up.
+::{{d|event|In his dream, Darwin cartoonishly dances around. His shoe rings, and Darwin picks it up}}
+:{{d|Darwin}}: Hello?
+:{{d|Nicole}}: Wake up! Wake up!
+::{{d|event|Darwin wakes up and groans}}
+:{{d|Nicole}}: Go and press the button.
+:{{d|Darwin}}: {{d|event|Weakly}} Gumball, wake up. {{d|event|Kicks Gumball in the face}}
+::{{d|event|Gumball wakes up, sounding out slurred mumbling}}
+:{{d|Darwin}}: Push the button.
+::{{d|event|Gumball, with grunts and groans, scoots to the wall and climbs it, using his bruised "suction cup" eyes and pressing the button with his tongue}}
+==The Factory is Saved==
+::{{d|event|The factory's destruction is overridden. Rainbows shoot out of the smokestacks. Inside, Gumball and Darwin are thrown up into the air by a crowd of celebrating workers}}
+:{{d|All}}: We kept our jobs, although we're slobs
+:The factory's not ablaze
+:Ten more days vacation, and we even got a raise
+:We skirted unemployment and a future on the skids
+:Thanks to Mrs. Watterson and her two weirdo kids!
+:La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, hey!
+::{{d|event|Gumball and Darwin glance at each other, smile, and fist bump. The episode ends}}
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