Gumball, Darwin, Anais, and Richard: [In the tune of "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow"] Today's so very important,
It doesn't come very often.
For reasons you thought we'd forgotten,
Today is all about you.
It's such an important day,
It's such an important day!
[In the tune of "Happy Birthday to You"] Happy today to you,
Happy today to you.
Happy today, dear Nicole,
Unless it's kind of sad, too.
[In the tune of "Funeral March"] This day for you
It's important for us, too
A sad and serious day,
Unless you want us to say hooray.
[In the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas"] We know this idea is not strong,
This is clearly a Christmas song.
We can't keep this up for too long,
So tell us what's wrong.
- The song is sung to the tune of four popular songs: "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow," "Happy Birthday to You," Frédéric Chopin's Funeral March from Piano Sonata No. 2, and "We Wish You a Merry Christmas."