Too Much Television
- [Darwin and Gumball are sitting on the couch watching TV, eating chips, their eyes are red from watching too much TV]
- Darwin: Can you think of any better way to spend our lives?
- Gumball: Dude, I can't even think... Is my heart still beating?
- [Darwin checks if Gumball's heart is beating and they get worried, because it doesn't seem to be. Luckily, in a couple of seconds it starts beating]
- Gumball and Darwin: [Sigh]
- Gumball: Keep flicking.
- [The following words are heard as they switch channels]
- TV message: Listen! [Darwin switches TV channel] Gum! [Again] Ball! [Again] The world... [again] will end in twenty-four hours, so... [Last switch] look for the signs! [Gumball and Darwin look surprised]
- Gumball: Hmm. That was strange. [Looks at Darwin]
- Darwin: Yeah.
- Gumball: ... [As if nothing happened] Keep flicking.
- [Darwin switches channels again]
The Near End of the World
- [Gumball and Darwin are sitting in the bus, suddenly they hear Gary screaming]
- Gary: The end is near! The end is near! The end is near! The end is near!
- [Gumball and Darwin look at each other worriedly as the bus leaves]
- Gary: The end is near! For our discount sale, so hurry up!
- [Gumball and Darwin are sitting on a bench while eating their sandwiches, suddenly a flock of birds flies by]
- Gumball: That's weird. Where do you think all those birds are going?
- Anton: [Sings happily, but slowly stops and looks at the birds around him] What? [Fearful] You want my sandwich? Here. You can have it. [Throws the sandwich to the birds; one of the birds eats it] Please let me go!
- [All the birds fly to Anton and he screams]
- Gumball: Okay, there's something going on here.
- Darwin: Yeah, first there was this weird message from the TV.
- Gumball: Then the weird guy with his sign.
- Darwin: And now the animals are acting weird. What's going on?
- Bobert: Greetings, organic units. Would you be interested in signing up for the science club excursion to watch the solar eclipse in exactly twenty-four hours?
- Gumball and Darwin: Twenty-four hours?
- Gumball: What exactly happens in a solar eclipse?
- Bobert: The sun will be engulfed by the moon and the world will be thrust into complete and unnatural darkness.
- Gumball: Whoa! And, uh, is this going to be, like, like a bad thing?
- Bobert: Well, the Mayans believed that it would signify the end of the world. But of course, that was before the advent of science.
- Gumball and Darwin: The end of the world!
- Bobert: Yes, but obviously it is just primitive nonsense.
- Gumball and Darwin: In twenty-four hours!
- Bobert: Please, let me finish.
- Gumball and Darwin: We're doomed! Doomed! [Both run away scared]
- Bobert: [Looks how they leave] I'll take that as a yes.
Preparing for The End
- [24:00:00]
- Gumball: Twenty-four hours?! Oh, this is horrible! All the things I wanted to do in my life, all my plans... ruined! Ruined! [falls on his knees and sorrows deeply]
- Darwin: You know, I've been thinking. Twenty-four hours is actually quite a long time.
- Gumball: [Perks up] Hey, you're right. I mean, how many minutes are there in an hour? Like, sixty? So, that's like sixty times twenty-four, which is... three billion seconds!
- Darwin: That's like ages!
- Gumball: We've got to make every second count. You know, Darwin, I've never asked you -- but what do you wanna do with your life? What are your hopes and dreams? Who is Darwin Watterson?
- Darwin: [Dreamily] Well, I guess what makes me happy is helping other people who are less fortunate than ourselves due to circumstances beyond their control. So, I'd like to start a charity for --
- [Gumball goes away bored by Darwin's words]
- Darwin: Where are you going?
- Gumball: Dude, I don't think the end of the world is time to get charitable. And besides, you were getting kinda boring. I think we'd be better off doing some of the things I wanna do. [Continues walking away]
- [22:42:52. Gumball's classroom]
- Gumball: Pbbt! Darwin, what are we doing here?
- Darwin: Learning hard, so we can get a career, a home, and feed our children in the future.
- Gumball: Darwin! There is no future! We need to make the most of it right now! Not listening to some baboon drone on about algebra!
- Penny: [Whispers to Gumball] Uh, Gumball, this is biology.
- Gumball: Oh, who cares?! It won't matter in twenty-four hours! Kiss me, Penny.
- Lucy Simian: Ahem! I’ve got a surprise for you today, children! A surprise test! [Laughs and puts a piece of paper on Gumball’s desk]
- [Gumball takes the paper and heads to Miss Simian’s table]
- Gumball: Well, I got a surprise for you! I’m not gonna do the test because... [Rips up the paper] it’s the end of the world and nothing matters anymore! Not even this! [Grabs the glass of water from Miss Simian's table and splashes the water on her face] How's that for a surprise! [Jumps on Miss Simian’s table very excited] So come on, everybody, let’s turn our last day on earth into the biggest party ever!
- Darwin: [Jumps on his chair and supports Gumball] WHOOOOO! [The other students stay put and only do the test] Whoo! [Still no reaction] ...Whoo?
- [Miss Simian gets wrathful. Gumball grins nervously]
- [22:10:12. School's Hallway. Both Gumball and Darwin have finished their detention]
- Gumball: Okay, on second thought, spending three hours on detention wasn't the best use of our time. [Checks his watch] I'm gonna be late for my wedding now.
- Darwin: Wedding?
- Gumball: Yes, Darwin. My wedding.
- [Gumball and Penny are getting "married," Banana Joe is the parson, Darwin and Masami are their godparents and Molly and Carmen are the witnesses]
- Banana Joe: By the power of the banana, it is my duty to ask if there's anyone here who has any reason why Gumball and Penny should not be joined in marriage. [Raises hand] Speak now, or forever hold your peace.
- Penny: Actually, I've got more than one reason. Firstly, I'm twelve and so are you. Secondly, you didn't even propose to me. You're just trying to marry me in the school corridor.
- [The camera zooms out to reveal they are in the school corridor with a fake backdrop behind them]
- Tobias: [Passing by] Hey, guys! Happy wedding!
- Penny: And finally, this is not a wedding ring. It's a bagel. You know what? That shouldn't stop you from asking me again in twenty years. [Kisses Gumball on his cheek and leaves]
- Darwin: [Gasps] But you don't have twenty years.
- Gumball: [Serious] Shh. I love her too much to let her know the truth... [Cheerful, to Carmen] Hey, wanna get married?!
- [Carmen is shocked]
The Wattersons'
- [13:02:58]
- [The whole family is having lunch, Gumball has a perm, Anais looks at him confused]
- Anais: Gumball, why do you have a perm?
- Gumball: It's just something I've always wanted to do. So, Mom, under normal circumstances, how long do you reckon I'm going to live for?
- Nicole: Well, your grandfather lived to be a hundred and two. So I wouldn't worry, sweetie.
- Gumball: Hmm, that's at least ninety more birthday presents. Mom, I'd like to make you an offer you can't refuse. I wanna combine all of my birthday presents in one manageable lump present... [Cheerfully] so can I have a pony after dinner?!
- [Anais laughs]
- Gumball: [Serious] What are you laughing at?
- Anais: Nothing. Do you want a tutu with that?
- [Anais and Darwin laugh]
- Nicole: If I get you a pony, you'd get bored of it in a day.
- Gumball: Not an issue.
- Nicole: Okay, I'll get you a pony...
- Gumball: Thank you! Finally!
- Nicole: As soon as your father starts laying golden eggs.
- Richard: I haven't given up yet! [Tries, everyone looks at him]
- Gumball: All right. I was going to spare you guys, but okay. This morning, the TV spoke to me. And here's what it said. "Dark times are upon us. [He relates it to the family, everyone looks at him puzzled but Darwin who nods in agreement] It burns everything it touches to ash." So, basically, there's gonna be the solar eclipse, and... it's gonna be the end of the world.
- [After a moment of silence, Anais and Nicole laugh and leave]
- Gumball: [Grunts] No one believes us.
- Richard: [Angrily hits the table] Have you tried to do something about it?!
- Darwin: Well, Gumball got a perm and tried to get married. I mostly ate ice cream on a roller coaster.
- Richard: [Puts his hands on his head] That's not what I'm talking about. We need to plan our survival! "Apoclatips" or not, the Wattersons will live on!
Getting the Supplies
- [05:03:55. Richard, Gumball and Darwin are in the family car]
- Richard: Come on, come on! We need to go faster!
- [Richard is pushing the accelerator but the car doesn't move]
- Gumball: Uh, Dad, I think you need to take the handbrake off.
- Richard: Good idea! [He takes it off, the car crashes into the Robinsons' car at the back]
- Gumball: Dad, you're in reverse.
- Richard: Correct! [Changes gear, crashes into the car at the front] Let's walk!
- [Gumball, Richard and Darwin are running to the supermarket with a shopping cart]
- Richard: First thing to do in an emergency is to panic and buy everything you can!
- Security Guard: Hey, no running in the supermarket.
- Richard: Okay, let's race walk!
- [Richard, Gumball and Darwin are race walking along one of the supermarket corridors]
- Darwin: This is pretty effective.
- Richard: Well, it's an Olympic event, you know. [They stop] Now, you grab as much food as possible
- [The three of them fill the cart with food]
- [04:16:13. They arrive to the checkout line, but there are a lot of people]
- Richard: Aah! Queue! We don't have time for that!
- Gumball: Look, Dad, the self-service aisle.
- [03:57:21. Richard tries to scan a can of corn]
- Machine: Unexpected items in the bagging area.
- [Tries again]
- Machine: Please try scanning it more slowly.
- [Tries again]
- Machine: Insufficient scanning speed. Please try scanning faster. [Richard tries again] A little bit faster. [Does it again] A little bit faster. [And again] A little bit faster. [And again] Scan successful.
- Richard: Yes!
- Machine: Item unrecognized.
- [Richard angrily throws the can at the machine, but it bounces back and hits his head]
- Richard: Ow!
- Machine: Unexpected item in cranium area. Please rescan.
- [He does it]
- Machine: Insufficient scanning speed.
- Richard: [Screaming] AAAAHHH!!
- [03:57:23. The trio leaves the supermarket race walking, then the security guard notices them]
- Security Guard: Hey, come back here! You didn't pay for that!
- [The trio throws the money at him, making him tumble]
The Bunker
- [00:57:23. The whole family is in the back garden]
- Anais: Dad, is this really necessary?
- Richard: Absolutely. In every disaster movie I've ever seen, the family survives by hiding in a bunker.
- Nicole: Richard, that's not a bunker. It's a toilet.
- Richard: Come on, guys. Think outside the box. This has got everything we need! A toilet. Uh...
- Gumball: I don't think we're all going to fit in there.
- Richard: We have to!
- [The scene changes to the Wattersons inside the "bunker," where they are packed like sardines]
- Anais: Dad, for the last time, there won't be any apocalypse. It's just an eclipse.
- Richard: "Apocalytips", apoc-eclipse. It's all the same, smarty pants.
- Nicole: I think this might be easier if we left the TV outside.
- [The camera goes down, revealing the TV playing a wrestling match, and goes back up]
- Richard: Nicole, you're describing a world I do not wish to live in. I'll sacrifice myself.
- Nicole: Look, honey, why don't you and the boys stay in here and keep acting like complete lunatics, while Anais and I sit outside and watch the eclipse.
- Gumball and Darwin: [Gasp] Noooo!
- [The boys get out the toilet and quickly close the door]
- Nicole: [Off-screen] Boys, what do you think you're doing?
- Gumball: We're sacrificing ourselves for your survival! After the apocalypse, you guys will have to repopulate the earth.
- Darwin: Tell the children of the future of our heroism, our sacrifice!
- Gumball: And our perm!
- Gumball and Darwin: We love you!
- [They leave]
- Nicole: [Off-screen] Gumball Watterson, come back here immediately! I'm not spending the afternoon in a toilet!
The End
- [00:00:33. Gumball and Darwin are sitting on the roof of the house]
- Gumball: This is it, buddy.
- Darwin: I'm proud to spend my last moments with you, Gumball.
- Gumball: Me too. [They embrace each other] Here it comes.
- [A huge shadow starts to cover the city, everyone who sees it is impressed]
- The Moon: [Passing in front of the Sun] Duuude, you just got mooned!
- The Sun: ...What is wrong with that guy?
- [Gumball and Darwin are shocked because they didn't expect that]
- Darwin: That was a bit anticlimactic.
- Gumball: Yeah, but at least we've learned something today... that every moment of our life should be lived to the fullest because it can be very long or very short, my friend.
- Darwin: That is very true, Gumball. So what do you wanna do now?
- Gumball: Mmm...TV?
- Darwin: Yeah.
- [The scene cuts to the toilet]
- Nicole: [Tries to open the door] Richard, do something!
- Richard: [Off-screen] Don't worry, girls! I've been in this situation before! I'm going to kick the door open!
- [Richard tries to kick the door, but they all fall over and toilet water splashes on them]
- Nicole and Anais: [Off-screen] EWW!
- Richard: [Off-screen] Yep, that's exactly what happened last time!
- [Episode ends]
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| Episode 1 The DVD |
Episode 2 The Responsible |
Episode 3 The Third |
Episode 4 The Debt |
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| Episode 5 The End |
Episode 6 The Dress |
Episode 7 The Quest |
Episode 8 The Spoon |
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| Episode 9 The Pressure |
Episode 10 The Painting |
Episode 11 The Laziest |
Episode 12 The Ghost |
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| Episode 13 The Mystery |
Episode 14 The Prank |
Episode 15 The Gi |
Episode 16 The Kiss |
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| Episode 17 The Party |
Episode 18 The Refund |
Episode 19 The Robot |
Episode 20 The Picnic |
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| Episode 21 The Goons |
Episode 22 The Secret |
Episode 23 The Sock |
Episode 24 The Genius |
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| Episode 25 The Poltergeist |
Episode 26 The Mustache |
Episode 27 The Date |
Episode 28 The Club |
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| Episode 29 The Wand |
Episode 30 The Ape |
Episode 31 The Car |
Episode 32 The Curse |
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| Episode 33 The Microwave |
Episode 34 The Meddler |
Episode 35 The Helmet |
Episode 36 The Fight |
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| Episode 1 The Remote |
Episode 2 The Colossus |
Episode 3 The Knights |
Episode 4 The Fridge |
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| Episode 5 The Flower |
Episode 6 The Banana |
Episode 7 The Phone |
Episode 8 The Job |
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| Episode 9 Halloween |
Episode 10 The Treasure |
Episode 11 The Apology |
Episode 12 The Words |
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| Episode 13 The Skull |
Episode 14 The Bet |
Episode 15 Christmas |
Episode 16 The Watch |
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| Episode 17 The Bumpkin |
Episode 18 The Flakers |
Episode 19 The Authority |
Episode 20 The Virus |
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| Episode 21 The Pony |
Episode 22 The Hero |
Episode 23 The Dream |
Episode 24 The Sidekick |
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| Episode 25 The Photo |
Episode 26 The Tag |
Episode 27 The Storm |
Episode 28 The Lesson |
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| Episode 29 The Game |
Episode 30 The Limit |
Episode 31 The Voice |
Episode 32 The Promise |
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| Episode 33 The Castle |
Episode 34 The Boombox |
Episode 35 The Tape |
Episode 36 The Sweaters |
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| Episode 37 The Internet |
Episode 38 The Plan |
Episode 39 The World |
Episode 40 The Finale |
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| Episode 1 The Kids |
Episode 2 The Fan |
Episode 3 The Coach |
Episode 4 The Joy |
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| Episode 5 The Puppy |
Episode 6 The Recipe |
Episode 7 The Name |
Episode 8 The Extras |
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| Episode 9 The Gripes |
Episode 10 The Vacation |
Episode 11 The Fraud |
Episode 12 The Void |
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| Episode 13 The Boss |
Episode 14 The Move |
Episode 15 The Law |
Episode 16 The Allergy |
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| Episode 17 The Mothers |
Episode 18 The Password |
Episode 19 The Procrastinators |
Episode 20 The Shell |
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| Episode 21 The Burden |
Episode 22 The Bros |
Episode 23 The Mirror |
Episode 24 The Man |
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| Episode 25 The Pizza |
Episode 26 The Lie |
Episode 27 The Butterfly |
Episode 28 The Question |
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| Episode 29 The Saint |
Episode 30 The Friend |
Episode 31 The Oracle |
Episode 32 The Safety |
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| Episode 33 The Society |
Episode 34 The Spoiler |
Episode 35 The Countdown |
Episode 36 The Nobody |
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| Episode 37 The Downer |
Episode 38 The Egg |
Episode 39 The Triangle |
Episode 40 The Money |
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| Episode 1 The Return |
Episode 2 The Nemesis |
Episode 3 The Crew |
Episode 4 The Others |
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| Episode 5 The Signature |
Episode 6 The Check |
Episode 7 The Pest |
Episode 8 The Sale |
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| Episode 9 The Gift |
Episode 10 The Parking |
Episode 11 The Routine |
Episode 12 The Upgrade |
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| Episode 13 The Comic |
Episode 14 The Romantic |
Episode 15 The Uploads |
Episode 16 The Apprentice |
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| Episode 17 The Hug |
Episode 18 The Wicked |
Episode 19 The Traitor |
Episode 20 The Origins |
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| Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two |
Episode 22 The Girlfriend |
Episode 23 The Advice |
Episode 24 The Signal |
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| Episode 25 The Parasite |
Episode 26 The Love |
Episode 27 The Awkwardness |
Episode 28 The Nest |
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| Episode 29 The Points |
Episode 30 The Bus |
Episode 31 The Night |
Episode 32 The Misunderstandings |
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| Episode 33 The Roots |
Episode 34 The Blame |
Episode 35 The Slap |
Episode 36 The Detective |
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| Episode 37 The Fury |
Episode 38 The Compilation |
Episode 39 The Scam |
Episode 40 The Disaster |
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| Episode 1 The Rerun |
Episode 2 The Stories |
Episode 3 The Guy |
Episode 4 The Boredom |
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| Episode 5 The Vision |
Episode 6 The Choices |
Episode 7 The Code |
Episode 8 The Test |
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| Episode 9 The Slide |
Episode 10 The Loophole |
Episode 11 The Fuss |
Episode 12 The Copycats |
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| Episode 13 The Potato |
Episode 14 The Outside |
Episode 15 The Vase |
Episode 16 The Matchmaker |
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| Episode 17 The Box |
Episode 18 The Console |
Episode 19 The Ollie |
Episode 20 The Catfish |
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| Episode 21 The Cycle |
Episode 22 The Stars |
Episode 23 The Grades |
Episode 24 The Diet |
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| Episode 25 The Ex |
Episode 26 The Sorcerer |
Episode 27 The Menu |
Episode 28 The Uncle |
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| Episode 29 The Weirdo |
Episode 30 The Heist |
Episode 31 The Singing |
Episode 32 The Best |
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| Episode 33 The Worst |
Episode 34 The Deal |
Episode 35 The Petals |
Episode 36 The Nuisance |
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| Episode 37 The Line |
Episode 38 The List |
Episode 39 The News |
Episode 40 The Puppets |
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| Episode 1 The Rival |
Episode 2 The Lady |
Episode 3 The Sucker |
Episode 4 The Vegging |
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| Episode 5 The One |
Episode 6 The Father |
Episode 7 The Cringe |
Episode 8 The Cage |
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| Episode 9 The Neighbor |
Episode 10 The Anybody |
Episode 11 The Faith |
Episode 12 The Candidate |
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| Episode 13 The Pact |
Episode 14 The Shippening |
Episode 15 The Brain |
Episode 16 The Parents |
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| Episode 17 The Founder |
Episode 18 The Schooling |
Episode 19 The Intelligence |
Episode 20 The Potion |
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| Episode 21 The Spinoffs |
Episode 22 The Transformation |
Episode 23 The Understanding |
Episode 24 The Ad |
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| Episode 25 The Ghouls |
Episode 26 The Stink |
Episode 27 The Awareness |
Episode 28 The Slip |
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| Episode 29 The Drama |
Episode 30 The Buddy |
Episode 31 The Possession |
Episode 32 The Master |
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| Episode 33 The Silence |
Episode 34 The Future |
Episode 35 The Wish |
Episode 36 The Factory |
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| Episode 37 The Agent |
Episode 38 The Web |
Episode 39 The Mess |
Episode 40 The Heart |
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| Episode 41 The Revolt |
Episode 42 The Decisions |
Episode 43 The BFFS |
Episode 44 The Inquisition |