On the Street
- [Gumball, Darwin and Anais are on the sidewalk in front of the Robinsons' house]
- Darwin: What do you wanna do today, Gumball?
- Gumball: I'm waiting right here for Mom to drive me to "Elmore Senior Talent Show." [Looks at pamphlet] Mr. Robinson's headlining.
- Anais: But it doesn't start for another ten hours.
- Darwin: And you're not invited. [points at pamphlet, it reads: STRICTLY NO GUMBALL]
- Gumball: I don't care! Tonight's the biggest night of Mr. Robinson's life and I have to be there!
- [Camera changes to the Robinsons' car]
- Gaylord: [exhales relaxed] Tonight's the night, Margaret. This town is finally going to see the real Gaylord Robinson.
- Margaret: [grunts]
- Gaylord: Why can't you ever be happy for me?...
- [Camera changes back to Gumball, Darwin and Anais]
- Darwin: [points at car] There he is now!
- [The Robinsons' car passes by and then goes in reverse, Darwin and Anais get on the sidewalk]
- Gumball: [screams in fear, as the car goes slowly in reverse to park] Save yourselves! It's too late for me!
- Darwin: Just get over on the sidewalk, dude.
- Gumball: Please remember me, guys, so I'll always be alive in your heart. [cries]
- Gaylord: Oh, for crying out loud...! [honks]
- Gumball: My whole life is flashing before my eyes! And it's boring! [screams]
- [Mr. Robinson brakes and parks]
- Gumball: Huh?
- Gaylord: Darn kids.
- [Gumball jumps on the windscreen]
- Gumball: [cheers up] You saved my life, Mr. Robinson!
- Gaylord: I didn't save your life. I just didn't run you over! NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY!!
- Gumball: No way. I am not leaving your side until I've saved your life in return.
- Gaylord: Get off my car! [turns on windscreen wiper]
- Gumball: [face being wiped] I'll never...ever...leave...your...side!
- Gaylord: [turns off windscreen wiper] Don't make me shout at you. I gotta save my voice for tonight.
- Margaret: [grunts, opens the hood]
- [Gumball is launched to the space because of this]
The Debt
- Gumball: Woo! [gets in a praying position] Oh, dear Universe above me, thank you for the gift of Mr. Robinson. I swear on my life, I will repay this debt. [falls back to Earth]
- [The Moon and Saturn turn around]
- The Moon: What did he say?
- Saturn: I don't know. Whose turn is it, anyway?
- The Moon: Hmm, mine. I spy with my lil' eye...
At the Robinsons'
- [Gumball is at the door, lying like a dog]
- Gaylord: [warms up his voice] Well, Margaret, since you won't take care of my precious instrument, [goes out the house] I'll get the cough drops myself... [stumbles over Gumball and falls] What are you doing here?
- Gumball: [gets up] I'm here to save your life!
- Gaylord: [gets dust off his clothes, whispering] Not today of all days. [in a normal tone] Just get away from me, kid. I mean it!
Hazardous Objects
- [Mr. Robinson walks along a corridor, there's a "Slippy Floor" sign]
- Gaylord: [grabs a bottle] Here they are. [reads the label] Antiseptic action...
- Gumball: [referring to the sign] What's this hazardous object doing in the middle of the floor? [takes the sign and carries it away] Mr. Robinson can trip over it. There. Safely out of the way.
- Gaylord: [slips on a puddle right there where the sign stood] Whah, no!
- Gumball: Ah! [runs up to Mr. Robinson] Mr. Robinson! He's out cold! Woo! [cheers up] Now's my chance to save him!
- [Pantsbully stops Gumball]
- Pantsbully: Step aside. I know CPR. [proceeds to do it]
- Gaylord: Uh? [Pantsbully is about to do CPR] No, no, no!
- [Pantsbully does it twice while Mr. Robinson struggles to get away]
The Coffee Machine
- [Mr. Robinson approaches a coffee machine while coughing]
- Gaylord: I sure hope that hasn't affected my vocal cords. [picks a coffee, warms his voice] La, la, la [coughs sharply to clean his throat]
- Gumball: [runs towards Mr. Robinson] Mr. Robinson, you're choking! [does him the Heimlich Maneuver]
- Gaylord: Gumball! What the...?
- [Mr. Robinson's heart falls out from his mouth]
- Gaylord: [breathless] That's my heart... [falls, inhales sharply, grabs his heart with his tongue and swallows it, inhales alleviated and sits up]
- Gumball: [happily] So, I saved your life, right?
- Gaylord: [angrily] NO, you darn near ended it! Now leave me alone!
At the Tan Salon
- Gaylord: [sitting on a tanning machine] Uah! A healthy glow will make me look my best for tonight. [lies and closes the tanning machine]
- Gumball: Uh! Mr. Robinson! [desperate] Oh, no! I'm too late! Why wasn't I here to save you? Why?! [bangs on the tanning machine, then falls on his face crying] [perks up] No! NO! I refuse to let you go! [opens the tanning machine] He looks so peaceful... [grabs a defibrillator] CLEAR! [zaps Mr. Robinson]
- Gaylord: What do you think you're doing?!
- Gumball: [happily] I'm bringing you back to life!
- Gaylord: But I was alive!
- Gumball: Better safe than sorry!
- Gaylord: NO!
- [Gumball zaps Mr. Robinson with the defibrillator again, lights go out]
At the Robinsons'
- [Gumball is at the front door smiling, Mr. Robinson arrives]
- Gumball: Welcome home, Mr. Robinson! I booby-trapped your front door!
- Gaylord: Why?
- Gumball: To protect you from intruders. All you have to do is ring the doorbell, like so...
- Gaylord: Wait, why would an intruder ring the—?
- [Gumball rings, a big red ball crashes the front door and hits Mr. Robinson]
- Gaylord: Ohh...
- Gumball: Are you okay?
- Gaylord: Listen, kid. This is the most important night of my life. I’m gonna shine... like a star! And I don't want you around to ruin it!
- Gumball: But I've gotta be there! To save your life!
- Gaylord: Just leave me alone, kid. [almost crying] Just leave me alone!
- [Gumball sadly goes and sits on the stairs]
- Gumball: [exhales] I'll never repay my debt to Mr. Robinson... I failed you, Universe! [cries]
- [Darwin and Anais lean out of the fence]
- Anais: [with tears] Poor Gumball...
- Darwin: What can we do to help him?
- Anais: [excited] I got an idea!
- [Darwin throws a brick at Gumball]
- Gumball: Ah! [breaks in pain]
- Anais: I said throw it near him, not at him!
- Gumball: Ow! Oh, it's so painful. Oh man, that hurts. Ow, I'll try to walk it off! [back cracks] Ow! Bad idea! Ahh! Owww. [falls on face, cries for a moment, perks up] Oh! There's a note tied to it! [opens the note] Let's see... Mr. Robinson will be... [misreads assassinated a few times] assenominated... assisanattatted... assasina-ta-ta...
- Anais: [behind the fence] Assassinated!
- Gumball: [realizes] ...assassinated at the talent show! [screaming] This is terrible! [normal] No, wait... [screaming again] This is what I've been waiting for! [knocks the door] Mr. Robinson!
- Gaylord: [goes out the door] Well, Margaret, it's nice that you finally decided to show your support for me tonight.
- Margaret: [goes out, grunts]
- Gaylord: What do you mean you're only coming to see me fail? [goes along with her]
- Gumball: Mr. Robinson! [follows him] You can't go to the talent show tonight! [Mr. and Mrs. Robinson drive away] YOU'RE GONNA BE ASSASSINA...! [in a normal tone, with admiration] He's so brave.
The Talent Show
- Senior Citizen: Take it away, Bert!
- [The Senior Citizens are on stage, Marvin hurts his back finishing the performance]
- Gary: [tries to wake up Blue Elephant making a clap-like noise] Wake up!
- [The Senior Citizens leave the stage, the camera goes up a little: Darwin and Anais are on a platform at the top of the stage]
- Anais: Okay, Darwin, here's the plan [with a graphic explanation] We drop heavy sand bags near Mr. Robinson. Gumball will notice and push him out of the way, just in time to save his life. [finishes the explanation] Got it?
- Darwin: Got it! We drop these heavy sand bags on to Mr. Robinson's head.
- Anais: No! We don't actually hit Mr. Robinson.
- Darwin: Hit Mr. Robinson. Okay, I understand.
- Anais: [to herself] Maybe I should try reverse psychology. Okay, Darwin: the plan is we throw all this stuff at Mr. Robinson's head.
- Darwin: [shrugs] That's what I've just said.
- Anais: [facepalms] Ugh! Just do what I do.
- [Darwin facepalms too, Anais looks at him a little upset]
- Gumball: [goes down a rope, there is not enough rope to reach the floor] Oh, man... [drops himself] Ow!
- Rocky: [comes to scene] And now, ladies and gentlemen, would you, please, welcome to the stage our second and final act, Mr. Gaylord Robinson! [leaves, (Gumball appears for a moment) then looms for a moment] Good luck, Dad! [leaves stage]
- [The curtain rises]
- Gaylord: [clears his throat] Up til' now, my life's been good. Treated me well, I can't complain. Met a woman, raised the kid and every day just felt the same. But there's something deep inside of me that always wanted to be free. And now I think the time is right... [his voice gets higher] to show you what I mean! [takes off his clothes and starts singing I Wanna Be Free]
- [Mrs. Robinson leaves the seat displeased that her husband has not failed]
- Darwin: What's he doing?
- Anais: I don't know, but it's pretty good. Now it's our chance to "assassinate" him! [unties the sand bags]
- [The bags fall but Mr. Robinson evades them unaware of it with his dance]
- Anais: Did Gumball see any of that?
- [Gumball looks from side to side backwards the stage]
- Darwin: Maybe, he'll notice the trapdoor.
- [The trapdoor opens, Mr. Robinson evades it by jumping over as part of the choreography of his dance, Gumball looks out of it for a second and goes down, then it closes, Mr. Robinson's performance continues]
- Gumball: [appears between seats] Show yourself, assassin, and fight like a man!
- Anais: [with a remote in her hands] Let's try the special effects!
- Darwin: [pushes every button on the remote]
- Gumball: Under the seats? [looks beneath the seats]
- [The stage is full of flares, colour clouds, etc, making Mr. Robinson's performance even better]
- Gary: [amazed] Whoa, who is this guy?
- Rocky: That's my dad! ROCK ON, DUDE!
- Gaylord: I wanna be free... [his voice goes higher, lights shatter, the building's glass shatters, the Robinsons' car window cracks, Mrs. Robinson is sent in a small driving frenzy, which ends with her crashing into a lightpole, breaking it, and having an air bag hit her face. One of the stage lamps starts falling right on Mr. Robinson's head, Gumball sees this and goes in a slow-mo way to save him]
- Gumball: [in slow motion] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
- [The camera changes constantly between Mr. Robinson, Gumball and the lamp]
- [Gumball falls to the stage before reaching Mr. Robinson but the lamp remains suspended by its wire and stops falling]
- Gumball: Mr. Robinson! [the wire is unplugging slowly] Please, come with me now. It's not safe here!
- Gaylord: [in a normal tone] No! Go away! [continues singing]
- [The lamp finally unplugs but Gumball pushes Mr. Robinson away, saving him]
- Gaylord: [realizes what's just happened] Oh, my gosh! You really did... save my life. [angrily] BUT THAT DOESN'T EXCUSE YOU FOR RUINING MY PERFORMANCE!
- [Everyone applauds Mr. Robinson]
- Darwin: Hurray!
- Anais: Awesome, Mr. Robinson!
- Rocky: Way to go, dad! [cheers him] Bravo!
- Gaylord: [pushes Gumball out of stage] Thank you, everybody! Thank you! Thank you so much! I don't deserve all of this. [the public continues cheering him] Thank you! Thank you! I love you! And your love means so much to me...
- Gumball: [the lights in the background turns into the universe scene] Thank you, infinite Universe for sending us our very own star: Mr. Robinson! [activates a toggle unintentionally, shrugs]
- Gaylord: Thank you, everybody!
- [The platform that Darwin and Anais are on slowly starts going down, finally crushing Mr. Robinson]
- Gaylord: I love you! You put me where I'm today! Thank you so much...
- Darwin: Oh, no! I think we squished Mr. Robinson!
- Gaylord: [tries to say something]
- Anais: Nah, he's okay. Let's go home.
- [Anais and Darwin leave happily and the episode ends]
v • e Transcript
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| Episode 1 The DVD |
Episode 2 The Responsible |
Episode 3 The Third |
Episode 4 The Debt |
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| Episode 5 The End |
Episode 6 The Dress |
Episode 7 The Quest |
Episode 8 The Spoon |
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| Episode 9 The Pressure |
Episode 10 The Painting |
Episode 11 The Laziest |
Episode 12 The Ghost |
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| Episode 13 The Mystery |
Episode 14 The Prank |
Episode 15 The Gi |
Episode 16 The Kiss |
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| Episode 17 The Party |
Episode 18 The Refund |
Episode 19 The Robot |
Episode 20 The Picnic |
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| Episode 21 The Goons |
Episode 22 The Secret |
Episode 23 The Sock |
Episode 24 The Genius |
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| Episode 25 The Poltergeist |
Episode 26 The Mustache |
Episode 27 The Date |
Episode 28 The Club |
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| Episode 29 The Wand |
Episode 30 The Ape |
Episode 31 The Car |
Episode 32 The Curse |
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| Episode 33 The Microwave |
Episode 34 The Meddler |
Episode 35 The Helmet |
Episode 36 The Fight |
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| Episode 1 The Remote |
Episode 2 The Colossus |
Episode 3 The Knights |
Episode 4 The Fridge |
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| Episode 5 The Flower |
Episode 6 The Banana |
Episode 7 The Phone |
Episode 8 The Job |
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| Episode 9 Halloween |
Episode 10 The Treasure |
Episode 11 The Apology |
Episode 12 The Words |
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| Episode 13 The Skull |
Episode 14 The Bet |
Episode 15 Christmas |
Episode 16 The Watch |
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| Episode 17 The Bumpkin |
Episode 18 The Flakers |
Episode 19 The Authority |
Episode 20 The Virus |
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| Episode 21 The Pony |
Episode 22 The Hero |
Episode 23 The Dream |
Episode 24 The Sidekick |
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| Episode 25 The Photo |
Episode 26 The Tag |
Episode 27 The Storm |
Episode 28 The Lesson |
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| Episode 29 The Game |
Episode 30 The Limit |
Episode 31 The Voice |
Episode 32 The Promise |
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| Episode 33 The Castle |
Episode 34 The Boombox |
Episode 35 The Tape |
Episode 36 The Sweaters |
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| Episode 37 The Internet |
Episode 38 The Plan |
Episode 39 The World |
Episode 40 The Finale |
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| Episode 1 The Kids |
Episode 2 The Fan |
Episode 3 The Coach |
Episode 4 The Joy |
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| Episode 5 The Puppy |
Episode 6 The Recipe |
Episode 7 The Name |
Episode 8 The Extras |
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| Episode 9 The Gripes |
Episode 10 The Vacation |
Episode 11 The Fraud |
Episode 12 The Void |
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| Episode 13 The Boss |
Episode 14 The Move |
Episode 15 The Law |
Episode 16 The Allergy |
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| Episode 17 The Mothers |
Episode 18 The Password |
Episode 19 The Procrastinators |
Episode 20 The Shell |
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| Episode 21 The Burden |
Episode 22 The Bros |
Episode 23 The Mirror |
Episode 24 The Man |
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| Episode 25 The Pizza |
Episode 26 The Lie |
Episode 27 The Butterfly |
Episode 28 The Question |
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| Episode 29 The Saint |
Episode 30 The Friend |
Episode 31 The Oracle |
Episode 32 The Safety |
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| Episode 33 The Society |
Episode 34 The Spoiler |
Episode 35 The Countdown |
Episode 36 The Nobody |
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| Episode 37 The Downer |
Episode 38 The Egg |
Episode 39 The Triangle |
Episode 40 The Money |
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| Episode 1 The Return |
Episode 2 The Nemesis |
Episode 3 The Crew |
Episode 4 The Others |
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| Episode 5 The Signature |
Episode 6 The Check |
Episode 7 The Pest |
Episode 8 The Sale |
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| Episode 9 The Gift |
Episode 10 The Parking |
Episode 11 The Routine |
Episode 12 The Upgrade |
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| Episode 13 The Comic |
Episode 14 The Romantic |
Episode 15 The Uploads |
Episode 16 The Apprentice |
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| Episode 17 The Hug |
Episode 18 The Wicked |
Episode 19 The Traitor |
Episode 20 The Origins |
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| Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two |
Episode 22 The Girlfriend |
Episode 23 The Advice |
Episode 24 The Signal |
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| Episode 25 The Parasite |
Episode 26 The Love |
Episode 27 The Awkwardness |
Episode 28 The Nest |
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| Episode 29 The Points |
Episode 30 The Bus |
Episode 31 The Night |
Episode 32 The Misunderstandings |
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| Episode 33 The Roots |
Episode 34 The Blame |
Episode 35 The Slap |
Episode 36 The Detective |
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| Episode 37 The Fury |
Episode 38 The Compilation |
Episode 39 The Scam |
Episode 40 The Disaster |
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| Episode 1 The Rerun |
Episode 2 The Stories |
Episode 3 The Guy |
Episode 4 The Boredom |
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| Episode 5 The Vision |
Episode 6 The Choices |
Episode 7 The Code |
Episode 8 The Test |
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| Episode 9 The Slide |
Episode 10 The Loophole |
Episode 11 The Fuss |
Episode 12 The Copycats |
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| Episode 13 The Potato |
Episode 14 The Outside |
Episode 15 The Vase |
Episode 16 The Matchmaker |
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| Episode 17 The Box |
Episode 18 The Console |
Episode 19 The Ollie |
Episode 20 The Catfish |
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| Episode 21 The Cycle |
Episode 22 The Stars |
Episode 23 The Grades |
Episode 24 The Diet |
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| Episode 25 The Ex |
Episode 26 The Sorcerer |
Episode 27 The Menu |
Episode 28 The Uncle |
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| Episode 29 The Weirdo |
Episode 30 The Heist |
Episode 31 The Singing |
Episode 32 The Best |
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| Episode 33 The Worst |
Episode 34 The Deal |
Episode 35 The Petals |
Episode 36 The Nuisance |
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| Episode 37 The Line |
Episode 38 The List |
Episode 39 The News |
Episode 40 The Puppets |
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| Episode 1 The Rival |
Episode 2 The Lady |
Episode 3 The Sucker |
Episode 4 The Vegging |
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| Episode 5 The One |
Episode 6 The Father |
Episode 7 The Cringe |
Episode 8 The Cage |
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| Episode 9 The Neighbor |
Episode 10 The Anybody |
Episode 11 The Faith |
Episode 12 The Candidate |
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| Episode 13 The Pact |
Episode 14 The Shippening |
Episode 15 The Brain |
Episode 16 The Parents |
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| Episode 17 The Founder |
Episode 18 The Schooling |
Episode 19 The Intelligence |
Episode 20 The Potion |
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| Episode 21 The Spinoffs |
Episode 22 The Transformation |
Episode 23 The Understanding |
Episode 24 The Ad |
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| Episode 25 The Ghouls |
Episode 26 The Stink |
Episode 27 The Awareness |
Episode 28 The Slip |
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| Episode 29 The Drama |
Episode 30 The Buddy |
Episode 31 The Possession |
Episode 32 The Master |
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| Episode 33 The Silence |
Episode 34 The Future |
Episode 35 The Wish |
Episode 36 The Factory |
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| Episode 37 The Agent |
Episode 38 The Web |
Episode 39 The Mess |
Episode 40 The Heart |
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| Episode 41 The Revolt |
Episode 42 The Decisions |
Episode 43 The BFFS |
Episode 44 The Inquisition |