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Revision as of 11:50, 10 November 2016
Gumball's Good News
- [The Wattersons are sitting down for dinner, Richard looks beat up and is telling a story as everyone is looking at him.]
- Richard: And that's why you should never mix Pop Rocks and soda!
- Nicole: OK... Anyone else have a riveting tale?
- Richard: I do!
- Nicole: Richard, let's hear from the children.
- Gumball: Well, Penny asked me out on a date. No biggie.
- Nicole: She did? That's great news! What did she say?
- Gumball: Well...
- [Flashback to earlier in the day.]
- Gumball: Excuse me, what!?
- Penny: Do you want to come around to my house this Saturday?
- Gumball: Me, with you, at your place?
- Penny: You see, it's Mr. Cuddles' funeral...
- [Gumball ignores the rest of what she says as he daydreams about her before cutting back to the present.]
- Gumball: Yeah, that's about it.
- Nicole: Oh, my little boy is becoming a man. [Tries to hug Gumball, but Gumball fights back, but in the end he ends up hugged by Nicole]
- Gumball: Mom.
- Darwin: Man, you're my hero. You're going on this big date but you're not even nervous. I've been freaking out! I mean think about it, if you blow it, she'll never speak to you again. And you would be left alone for the rest of your life, and never find happiness!
- [Gumball becomes panic.]
- Nicole: Don't worry sweety, just be yourself! That's all a girl wants.
- Gumball: [Sigh in relief] Thanks, mom.
- Nicole: See you after work! [Goes to work]
- Gumball, Darwin and Anais: Bye!
- [Richard laughs.]
- Gumball: What?
- Richard: Listen son, ignore everything your mother just said.
- Gumball: Why?
- Richard: Look, women only think they want us to be ourselves because they don't know how wretched we actually are. What you have to do is think of someone really cool and attractive and be them!
- Gumball: R-Really? B-But, Anais is this true?
- Anais: I'm gonna have to go with dad on this one. You're kind of a loser, Gumball.
- Richard: Exactly.
- Anais: Sorry.
- Gumball: What am I gonna do? I really like Penny. I want her like me too.
- Darwin: You could start by being romantic. Dress up a little, buy her some presents.
- Gumball: Well I can't do any of those things. I don't have any money.
- Richard: Listen son, you don't need money to show a girl a good time. You think I have money?
- Gumball: Err... No.
- Richard: Do you see mom leaving me?
- Gumball: Yeah, everyday she go to work and earn money.
- Richard: [laughing] There's other ways to get stuff without spending money.
- [Richard comes closer to Gumball.]
- Richard: Do you want to hear the secrets kept in centuries by Watterson men?
- Gumball: I... don't have any choice, do I?
- Richard: No! Come with me. [walks off]
- [Gumball follows.]
Shopping
- [Richard walks outside the house with Gumball]
- Richard: First things first, we need to get you some nice clothes.
- Gumball: Yeah, Penny loves fashion! That's a great idea!
- [Richard and Gumball arrive at the dump]
- Richard: Here we are. The greatest department store in the world, where everything is free! [his voice echoing in the whole dump] So anything new? [picks up a dirty clothes] Woo, that's nice.
- Gumball: What the- You're going to get my date's clothes out of the dump? Oh, man that's gross. [shivering]
- Richard: I didn't hear you complaining when I gave you that sweater.
- Gumball: What? My favorite sweater came out of the dump?
- Richard: No! Don't be silly. [picks up other things from the dump] I found it in a sewer outlet.
- Gumball: Oh, man... I wear this all the time...
After Shopping
- Richard: You are gonna look smashing!
- Gumball: You think so?
- Richard: Right! You've got the look, but you're gonna need a bit of money in your pocket so you can treat her on the date. And I'm going to show you a great way of getting money for free! Behold... [shows Nicole's credit card] the credit card! I simply take this magic card, insert it like so, type in the secret magic number that mom told me, and money comes out of the mouth! It works every ti... [sneezes into the money and uses it to wipe his face and throws it away] You see? Here you go, son.
- Gumball: Awesome.
Getting Ready
- [Back to the Wattersons]
- Gumball: [puts on a hat] Hey, hey, beautiful! Oh hey, Penny! I didn't see you there! Yeah, I was just passing by, you know, chillin', with my uh, new hat, heh heh! I think I'm ready for my date!
- Anais: Are you? Have you even considered how you're gonna behave on this date?
- Gumball: Yeah, Probably gonna be well behaved.
- Anais: I mean like manners and etiquette.
- Gumball: Uh, uh. [Anais grabs him by the collar] Ah!
In Anais' Room
- Anais: Start by pouring Ms. Pumpernickel cup of tea.
- Gumball: I don't wanna.
- Anais: Why?
- Gumball: 'Cause she's looking at me funny. [zooms in on Ms. Pumpernickel's face] See?
- Anais: Gumball, she's a doll. Why don't you try having a civilized conversation with her?
- Gumball: Alright. So, how was your day Ms. Pumpernickel? Oh, I see. Too good to talk to me huh? You think you're better than me with your fancy little cups and la-di-da friends? Well you know nothing about life, Ms. Pumpernickel! And this is what I do to your fancy china! Ah, ah, ah! [stomps on teacup]
- Anais: Gumball, just get out of my room.
In the Living Room
- Gumball: Okay, so I'm set: got my look, I know where I'm taking her, I'm ready to go!
- Darwin: There's one thing you're not ready for...
- Gumball: What's that?
- Darwin: This! [slaps Gumball]
- Gumball: [rubbing cheek] Ow! What was that?
- Darwin: The unexpected, and you weren't prepared for it!
- Gumball: Oh, uh I-I see what you mean.
- Darwin: Follow me to the training camp!
- Gumball: Where?
- Darwin: Just come to the backyard.
Training with Darwin
- Darwin: You've got to be prepared for anything on this date, because anything can happen.
- Gumball: Like what?
- Darwin: What if someone tries to MUG YOU!? [stomps on rake]
- Gumball: I don't know, call the police?
- Darwin: Ah, wrong! Knock his block off!
- Gumball: [punches rake lightly] Like that?
- Darwin: Uh, that was good, but its better to finish with a wisecrack. Women love that!
- Gumball: Like what?
- Darwin: Like... "Welcome to punch town. Population: you."
- Gumball: Are you sure this is gonna help me with my date?
- Darwin: Totally.
- Gumball: Okay...
- Darwin: [stomps on rake with a cardboard drawing of Mr. Fitzgerald] [In a deep voice] Hi, I'm Penny's father and I don't approve of you because you don't have any prospects!
- Gumball: Huah! [pushes rake] I'm sorry daddy, but you're grounded!
- Darwin [stomps on rake with a cardboard drawing of Sebastian Longquin] [in a British voice] Oh, hello, I'm Sebastian Longquin, Penny's successful ex boyfriend.
- Gumball Huah! [pushes rake] Looks like this ex is catching some z's!
- Darwin: Is that all you got! [stomps on rake with a cardboard drawing of a angry teddy bear with a broken heart in its chest] what do you say to someone who doesn't believe in love?
- Gumball: Huah! [grabs and rips the cardboard teddy bears broken heart] You don't need that heart!
- Darwin: Actually, that was a little too extreme but I'll give you 8 out of 10. Good job solider.
- [Gumball leaves smiling]
- Darwin: [Sighing] The hardest part of my job is watching them leave.
Ready to go
- [Outside the wattersons front yard where Richard Darwin and Anais looking at Gumball dressed up.]
- Gumball: [all dressed up with a red coat a top hat a cane.] So?
- Richard: Ohhh son, you look like a million bucks.
- Darwin: I'm proud of you buddy, did you remember to TAH! [attacks Gumball and Gumball blocked it] Very good, because I thought you're gonna be SURPRISED! [attacks again but blocked again] Okay, but will you be prepared for THIRD SURPRISE [Attacks again but blocked again]
- Gumball: That one was pretty obvious dude.
- Darwin: Oh
- Gumball: This is gonna be the greatest date EVER!
Date Time
- [Gumball rings the doorbell and Penny opens the door. Gumball has his back to the doorway and turns to Penny.]
- Gumball: Hey.
- Penny: Oh, thanks for coming Gumball you look... umm, dressed. I guess you should come in.
- Gumball: [walking into Penny's house] Well, that's one way to get in the house [chuckles]
- Penny: [follows Gumball into the house] Right.
- [Inside Penny's house]
- Gumball: Sooo, what do you want to do today?
- Penny: Today is the funeral.
- Gumball: [Shocked, he takes off his hat] Oh.
- Penny: For Mr.Cuddles, my pet?
- Gumball: [is relieved and puts his hat back on] Oh, thank goodness I thought it might be a real funeral [chuckles, but notices Penny glaring at him angrily] I mean, pe-pets are great, like part of the family. So, what happened to him?
- Penny: My dad flushed him down the toilet by mistake.
- Gumball: [snickers, and clearly tries to resist laughing out loud] That's terrible. Did it go around and around or straight down?
- Patrick: Straight down. I'm Penny's father. [Tries to shake Gumball's hand]
- Gumball: HI-YA! [Slaps Mr. Fitzgerald's hand away] Blocked.
- Patrick: Rrrright. Come to the backyard, the service is about to start.
- Gumball: [Sigh] Penny, I'm sorry. I thought this was a date. Why didn't you tell me this was a funeral?
- Penny: I did! In the corridor at school!
- [Flashback]
- Penny: Do you want to come to my house? It's Mr. Cuddles's funeral. I could use some support from a friend.
- [Gumball stares at Penny happily]
- Penny: Gumball, are you even listening?
- Gumball: Errr, this Saturday, 4PM It's-It's a date. [Runs away giggling]
- [Flashback ends]
- Gumball: Oh, oh... Oh ya. [Grabs Penny's hand] Don't worry, I'm still here for you Penny.
- Penny: Thanks Gumball.
- Gumball: [Sees himself holding Penny's hand] Awesome... DAY for remembering... those who have left us. Shall we go? [Walks away with Penny while putting his hat back over his head]
Mr. Cuddles's Funeral
- [Scene changes to the Fitzgeralds' backyard. It is raining, and Mrs. Fitzgerald is playing the bagpipes while everyone stands in silence.]
- Penny: Gumball, perhaps you would like to say a few words about Mr. Cuddles.
- Gumball: Err.. of course. [Walk towards Mr. Cuddles's grave] Well, Mr. Cuddles was Penny's pet. Even though I never met him, Penny's pretty hot. So I'm sure he was pretty hot too. [Walks away from Mr. Cuddles's grave]
- Penny: Thank you Gumball. That was really special.
- Polly: My picture!
- Gumball: Huh?
- Penny: My sister made a photo tribute so we can all remember Mr. Cuddles.
- Gumball: Aww, how thoughtful.
- Polly: Wanna see? [Shows Gumball a picture of Mr. Cuddles, a spider. As Gumball sees the picture, lightning flashes.]
- Gumball: (scraems like a girl) A SPIDER! [Knocks the picture to the ground] Knock his block off! [starts stomping on the photo while talking quickly] That's awful! I hate spiders! Who would want something that creepy in their house?! [Keeps stomping on the picture before realizing it was the wrong thing to do]
- Polly: [Cries]
- Patrick: Listen, son. I think it's best if you leave.
- Gumball: I'll.. let myself out. [Walks away from the Fitzgeralds' backyard]
- Patrick: Play on dear. [Mrs. Fitzgerald continues playing the bagpipe and starts singing]
- Gumball: [Returns to the scene] Err, sorry. It's me again. Can I use your bathroom? Because it's kinda little-
- Patrick: It's the second to the left upstairs.
- Gumball: Thanks. [Runs away urgently]
- [Mrs. Fitzgerald plays the bagpipe again and Mr. Fitzgerald continues to sing]
- Gumball: [Returns again] Have a nice funeral!
- Patrick: Just get out of here!
Mr. Cuddles is Alive
- [Scene changes to outside the Fitzgeralds' bathroom]
- Gumball: Ah man. What is wrong with me? She's never gonna forgive me for that. I'll spend the rest of my life alone and never find happiness.
- [Gumball lifts up the toilet bowl lid and Mr. Cuddles appears, hissing at Gumball]
- Gumball: AHH! A SPIDER! Knock his block off! No wait.
- [Scene changes to the Fitzgeralds' backyard; Gumball is banging on the bathroom window, trying to get the Fitzgeralds' attention]
- Gumball: Hey! [Penny and her sister turns around] I found Mr. Cuddles! He's on the toilet!
- Polly: Is he trying to say something?
- Gumball: [Pointing at the toilet] He's on the toilet! Look! The. toilet!
- Patrick: [Stops singing] Just ignore him! [Continues singing]
- Gumball: [Back in the bathroom] [Sigh] I guess I'll have to show them. Come here little fella! [Gumball's voice changes to what Mr. Cuddles is hearing as we see a closeup of Mr. Cuddles' eyes] Who's a good spider? [Reaches his hands out to grab Mr. Cuddles] Who's a lovely little spider? [Voice changes back to normal] Oh good boy, Mr.- [Mr. Cuddles jumps onto his face] AHHHH!
- [Scene changes to outside the bathroom window]
- Gumball: Get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, GET IT OFF! Uhahh, UHAHHH! [Jumps out of bathroom window]
- [Gumball then runs across the Fitzgeralds' backyard, slams into the fence, then grabs a shovel and repeatedly hits his face, with Mr. Cuddles still on it.]
- Penny: [Gasps and turns to look]
- Patrick: [Stops singing] Don't look! You'll just encourage him! [Continues singing]
- [Gumball then runs across the Fitzgeralds' backyard again, then starts rubbing his face on the dirt]
- Gumball: [Pulls Mr. Cuddles off his face] Ah ha! [Mr. Cuddles bites Gumball] Ow! [Throws Mr. Cuddles away]
- [Penny then catches Mr. Cuddles, and everyone stops singing]
- Penny: [Squeals as Mr. Cuddles hits her head, then catches him]Mr. Cuddles? You're back! I thought you're gone forever! [Hugs Mr. Cuddles]
- [The rain stops, the day turns sunny]
- Polly: Where did you find him?
- Gumball: [Panting] In the toilet somewhere.
- Penny: Gumball, this is amazing!
- Gumball: [Panting] Oh, yeah yeah, it's great.
- Patrick: Son, I stand corrected. I thought you were a good-for-nothing young troublemaker, but no, you-
- Gumball: [Panting] Yeah whatever. One question, is that spider poisonous? 'Cause it just bit me.
- Patrick: Yeah, but it's like a bee sting. You have to be bit like a 150 times for it to be dangerous!
- Gumball: Okay, thanks. If you'll excuse me, I'll.. go now. [Turns around to reveal a couple of bite marks on the back of his head] Bye.
- [The Fitzgeralds then watch Gumball walking away slowly. Gumball then pauses for a moment, drops to his knees, and falls flat on the ground, unconscious.]
Mr. Cuddles is "Sorry"
- [Scene changes to the hospital, where Gumball is slowly regaining his consciousness]
- Anais: Argh, he looks real bad.
- Darwin: Disgusting.
- Nicole: He looks awful!
- Richard: He'll never play the clarinet again.
- [Gumball is then revealed with large swellings all over his body, and has regained his conscious]
- Nicole: Shh shh shh, he's waking up!
- Richard: [Nervous laugh] Looking good, champ!
- Nicole: Someone's here to see you honey!
- Penny: Hi, Gumball.
- Gumball: [Moans] Hey, Penny.
- Penny: I brought someone here along who wants to sorry. [Shows Mr. Cuddles on her hands] Right, Mr. Cuddles?
- [Mr. Cuddles then hisses at Gumball. The camera freezes as Mr. Cuddles jumps into the air towards Gumball, while everyone gasps in shock. The episode ends.]
v • e Transcript |
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Episode 1 The DVD |
Episode 2 The Responsible |
Episode 3 The Third |
Episode 4 The Debt |
Episode 5 The End |
Episode 6 The Dress |
Episode 7 The Quest |
Episode 8 The Spoon |
Episode 9 The Pressure |
Episode 10 The Painting |
Episode 11 The Laziest |
Episode 12 The Ghost |
Episode 13 The Mystery |
Episode 14 The Prank |
Episode 15 The Gi |
Episode 16 The Kiss |
Episode 17 The Party |
Episode 18 The Refund |
Episode 19 The Robot |
Episode 20 The Picnic |
Episode 21 The Goons |
Episode 22 The Secret |
Episode 23 The Sock |
Episode 24 The Genius |
Episode 25 The Poltergeist |
Episode 26 The Mustache |
Episode 27 The Date |
Episode 28 The Club |
Episode 29 The Wand |
Episode 30 The Ape |
Episode 31 The Car |
Episode 32 The Curse |
Episode 33 The Microwave |
Episode 34 The Meddler |
Episode 35 The Helmet |
Episode 36 The Fight |
Episode 1 The Remote |
Episode 2 The Colossus |
Episode 3 The Knights |
Episode 4 The Fridge |
Episode 5 The Flower |
Episode 6 The Banana |
Episode 7 The Phone |
Episode 8 The Job |
Episode 9 Halloween |
Episode 10 The Treasure |
Episode 11 The Apology |
Episode 12 The Words |
Episode 13 The Skull |
Episode 14 The Bet |
Episode 15 Christmas |
Episode 16 The Watch |
Episode 17 The Bumpkin |
Episode 18 The Flakers |
Episode 19 The Authority |
Episode 20 The Virus |
Episode 21 The Pony |
Episode 22 The Hero |
Episode 23 The Dream |
Episode 24 The Sidekick |
Episode 25 The Photo |
Episode 26 The Tag |
Episode 27 The Storm |
Episode 28 The Lesson |
Episode 29 The Game |
Episode 30 The Limit |
Episode 31 The Voice |
Episode 32 The Promise |
Episode 33 The Castle |
Episode 34 The Boombox |
Episode 35 The Tape |
Episode 36 The Sweaters |
Episode 37 The Internet |
Episode 38 The Plan |
Episode 39 The World |
Episode 40 The Finale |
Episode 1 The Kids |
Episode 2 The Fan |
Episode 3 The Coach |
Episode 4 The Joy |
Episode 5 The Puppy |
Episode 6 The Recipe |
Episode 7 The Name |
Episode 8 The Extras |
Episode 9 The Gripes |
Episode 10 The Vacation |
Episode 11 The Fraud |
Episode 12 The Void |
Episode 13 The Boss |
Episode 14 The Move |
Episode 15 The Law |
Episode 16 The Allergy |
Episode 17 The Mothers |
Episode 18 The Password |
Episode 19 The Procrastinators |
Episode 20 The Shell |
Episode 21 The Burden |
Episode 22 The Bros |
Episode 23 The Mirror |
Episode 24 The Man |
Episode 25 The Pizza |
Episode 26 The Lie |
Episode 27 The Butterfly |
Episode 28 The Question |
Episode 29 The Saint |
Episode 30 The Friend |
Episode 31 The Oracle |
Episode 32 The Safety |
Episode 33 The Society |
Episode 34 The Spoiler |
Episode 35 The Countdown |
Episode 36 The Nobody |
Episode 37 The Downer |
Episode 38 The Egg |
Episode 39 The Triangle |
Episode 40 The Money |
Episode 1 The Return |
Episode 2 The Nemesis |
Episode 3 The Crew |
Episode 4 The Others |
Episode 5 The Signature |
Episode 6 The Check |
Episode 7 The Pest |
Episode 8 The Sale |
Episode 9 The Gift |
Episode 10 The Parking |
Episode 11 The Routine |
Episode 12 The Upgrade |
Episode 13 The Comic |
Episode 14 The Romantic |
Episode 15 The Uploads |
Episode 16 The Apprentice |
Episode 17 The Hug |
Episode 18 The Wicked |
Episode 19 The Traitor |
Episode 20 The Origins |
Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two |
Episode 22 The Girlfriend |
Episode 23 The Advice |
Episode 24 The Signal |
Episode 25 The Parasite |
Episode 26 The Love |
Episode 27 The Awkwardness |
Episode 28 The Nest |
Episode 29 The Points |
Episode 30 The Bus |
Episode 31 The Night |
Episode 32 The Misunderstandings |
Episode 33 The Roots |
Episode 34 The Blame |
Episode 35 The Slap |
Episode 36 The Detective |
Episode 37 The Fury |
Episode 38 The Compilation |
Episode 39 The Scam |
Episode 40 The Disaster |
Episode 1 The Rerun |
Episode 2 The Stories |
Episode 3 The Guy |
Episode 4 The Boredom |
Episode 5 The Vision |
Episode 6 The Choices |
Episode 7 The Code |
Episode 8 The Test |
Episode 9 The Slide |
Episode 10 The Loophole |
Episode 11 The Fuss |
Episode 12 The Copycats |
Episode 13 The Potato |
Episode 14 The Outside |
Episode 15 The Vase |
Episode 16 The Matchmaker |
Episode 17 The Box |
Episode 18 The Console |
Episode 19 The Ollie |
Episode 20 The Catfish |
Episode 21 The Cycle |
Episode 22 The Stars |
Episode 23 The Grades |
Episode 24 The Diet |
Episode 25 The Ex |
Episode 26 The Sorcerer |
Episode 27 The Menu |
Episode 28 The Uncle |
Episode 29 The Weirdo |
Episode 30 The Heist |
Episode 31 The Singing |
Episode 32 The Best |
Episode 33 The Worst |
Episode 34 The Deal |
Episode 35 The Petals |
Episode 36 The Nuisance |
Episode 37 The Line |
Episode 38 The List |
Episode 39 The News |
Episode 40 The Puppets |
Episode 1 The Rival |
Episode 2 The Lady |
Episode 3 The Sucker |
Episode 4 The Vegging |
Episode 5 The One |
Episode 6 The Father |
Episode 7 The Cringe |
Episode 8 The Cage |
Episode 9 The Neighbor |
Episode 10 The Anybody |
Episode 11 The Faith |
Episode 12 The Candidate |
Episode 13 The Pact |
Episode 14 The Shippening |
Episode 15 The Brain |
Episode 16 The Parents |
Episode 17 The Founder |
Episode 18 The Schooling |
Episode 19 The Intelligence |
Episode 20 The Potion |
Episode 21 The Spinoffs |
Episode 22 The Transformation |
Episode 23 The Understanding |
Episode 24 The Ad |
Episode 25 The Ghouls |
Episode 26 The Stink |
Episode 27 The Awareness |
Episode 28 The Slip |
Episode 29 The Drama |
Episode 30 The Buddy |
Episode 31 The Possession |
Episode 32 The Master |
Episode 33 The Silence |
Episode 34 The Future |
Episode 35 The Wish |
Episode 36 The Factory |
Episode 37 The Agent |
Episode 38 The Web |
Episode 39 The Mess |
Episode 40 The Heart |
Episode 41 The Revolt |
Episode 42 The Decisions |
Episode 43 The BFFS |
Episode 44 The Inquisition |