Today's Gonna Be a Wonderful Day!
- [The episode begins at the Wattersons' house hallway, morning, Anais, Nicole, Darwin, and Richard are lined up waiting at the bathroom door; Anais yanks Nicole's bathrobe]
- Nicole: Anais, for the last time, we just can't afford it.
- Anais: [Teary-eyed] But why?
- Nicole: [Sighs] Richard, tell your daughter why we can't go to Daisyland.
- Richard: We're going to Daisyland?!
- Nicole: No!
- Richard: [Teary-eyed] But why?
- Nicole: Because money doesn't grow on trees, and Daisyland tickets don't just fall from the sky.
- Darwin: But you always say that if you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.
- Richard: [Straining]
- Anais: Dad, what are you doing?
- Richard: [Puts hands on head] I'm getting tickets using the power of my mind.
- Anais: That's not gonna—
- Richard: Shh! [Straining]
- [Darwin does the same thing as Richard]
- Darwin: [Straining]
- Anais: I hate to break it to you guys, but it's not gonna happen, the world doesn't work like that.
- Nicole: [Sighs] Gumball Watterson! Get out of this bathroom!
- [The scene cuts to the bathroom, Gumball is in the shower]
- Gumball: Today's gonna be a wonderful day, because I got in the shower first! La la la la la la la la la la— [The shower stops, Gumball takes a look] Huh?
- [Gumball pushes the tiling, causing a clunk, he then looks right at the shower head, which then shoots out a water jet]
- Gumball: Aaah!
- [Gumball slips on the soap bar in the shower, rips the shower curtain off, falls out of the tub, and lands in the toilet. The bar of soap then flies off and pushes the toilet's handle, causing Gumball to get flushed down]
- [Later, Gumball pushes the cover of a manhole off, and gets out in the middle of the road, covered in sewage]
- Gumball: Ahhhhhh...
- [The school bus goes up]
- Darwin and Anais: Hey, wait for us!
- Anais: Wait for us!
- Gumball: [Hops on one leg with his pants] Rocky! Ugh, ugh, ugh... [Pulls up pants] Wait for me—
- [Gumball jumps up, but gets his finger stuck in bus door]
- Gumball: [High-pitched] Ow!
- [The bus goes off, dragging Gumball with it]
- Gumball: Uh, Rocky? ROCKYY!!
At School
- [The scene then cuts to the outside of the school. The bus passes by, still dragging Gumball]
- Gumball: Ow! Ugh! Ugh! Ow!
- [Gumball hits a pole, and his arm stretches, then the finger finally comes out of the door, but Gumball's arm swings back and hits him in the face]
- Gumball: Aghh. [Gets up and dusts himself off] Well, it seems like it's just not my day, but that's ok, because it's nothing a good song won't fix! [Singing] When life hands you lemons, you gotta make some lemonaaaade... [Breathes in, about to sing louder, but is stepped on by Hector]
- [In the school hallways, Darwin is still straining with his hands on his head]
- Anais: Darwin, stop it already, it's getting embarrassing.
- Gumball: [Still on Hector's feet, being pushed against the floor as Hector walks] Agh! Ow! Ow! [Comes off Hector's foot, flat as a pancake, and his clothes are ripped and torn]
- Darwin: Gumball! How's it going?
- Gumball: Ah, it's great... EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT THIS IS STARTING OUT TO BE THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE! [Gets up] It's like I'm cursed or something.
- Nigel Brown: Watterson! This school has a dress code. These rags are obscene! Get to the Lost and Found, they'll provide you with something more suitable.
- Gumball: But Principal Brown—
- Nigel Brown: Uhp!
- [Gumball sighs]
The Lost and Found
- Rocky: There you go, much better.
- Gumball: [Wearing only a pair of green swim trunks] You've gotta be kidding me.
- Rocky: I'm sorry, dude, but this isn't the department store you know.
- Gumball: [Whispering] Ugh, Rocky, there's gotta be something else.
- Rocky: [Rummages through box] You're in luck! [Places a pink fedora on Gumball's head]
- Gumball: Ughhh! [Walks away in anger]
- [In the school hallways, some students are talking. As Gumball walks through, all the students look at him. Tobias drops his books and gasps]
- Banana Joe: Eh, some people think I'm a fruit, but I'm also classified as a herb.
- [Idaho gasps]
- Banana Joe: [Quietly] What?
- [Gumball walks in; Banana Joe and Idaho laugh at him]
- Banana Joe: Where did you get your clothes, the Lost and Found?! Hahaha!
- Gumball: Well, actually, yes, I did.
- Banana Joe: Ohh, where did you get your clothes, the circus?! Haha!
- Gumball: Dude, we kinda just went over this already. Lost and Found.
- Banana Joe: Where did you get your clothes, the swim shop and the hat shop?! Hahaha!
- Gumball: [Enraged] NNRRGH! [Principal Brown opens the door] WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR BRAIN FROM, THE DOLLAR STORE?! [Sees Principal Brown and is shocked]
- [Banana Joe and Idaho walk away; Gumball smiles nervously at Principal Brown]
- Nigel Brown: Seven hours detention, for hurting my feelings.
- Gumball: WHAT?! But—
- Nigel Brown: [Hands over a pink sheet] I'll see you after school.
- Gumball: FINE! [Takes sheet] OW, PAPERCUT!
- [Principal Brown reenters the room. Gumball starts crying soon afterwards]
- Darwin: Uh, Gumball, are you okay?
- Gumball: Everything's great, Darwin, [Sniffs] everything's just peachy.
- Darwin: Oh, okay!
- Gumball: DARWIN, don't take everything I say so literally!
- Darwin: Okaaay, what about what you just said now, should I take that literally?
- Gumball: No. Yes. No. I don't knowohohohoh... [Starts crying again]
- Darwin: [Grabs Gumball's cheeks] Talk to me.
- Gumball: [Sniffs] I think I'm cursed.
- Darwin: Hmm, then what you need is a good luck charm.
- Anais: Guys, there are no such things as lucky charms, curses, or tickets falling from the sky, there must be a scientific explanation for what's happening to Gumball, like there is for everything!
- Darwin: Oh yeah? How does your science explain the magic of rainbows then, huh?
- Anais: Diffraction of light through moisture in the atmosphere.
- Darwin: It's a sad world you live in. Come on, Gumball. [Walks away with Gumball]
At the School Field
- [Gumball and Darwin are looking for lucky clovers]
- Gumball: Darwin, how will I know if it's a four-leaf clover?
- Darwin: Simple! They've got four leaves and are extremely rare.
- Gumball: Rare?
- Darwin: They're one in a million! Rarer then the rarest— Found one!
- Clover: Top of the morning to ya!
- Gumball and Darwin: Oooooo!
- [Darwin hands Gumball the clover]
- Gumball: I can already feel my luck changing. [A football is thrown near him, he picks it up] Hey look! A lucky foo— [He gets kicked by a player, and hits a goalpost, which then falls on him]
Lunchtime
- [Gumball (injured) walks over and sits at the table Anais is at]
- Gumball: I'm ready to take your advice now.
- Anais: I knew you'd come around eventually.
- Gumball: Now please help me, WHAT'S THE SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION FOR ALL OF THIS?!
- Anais: Oh, there's no explanation, what's been happening is just a coincidental series of unfortunate events.
- Gumball: Huh?
- Anais: Look, I'm just going to have to show you.
At the Gym
- [Anais has set up a ladder, a mirror, and an umbrella]
- Anais: Ok, opening an umbrella indoors, breaking a mirror, and walking under a ladder are all considered to bring extremely bad luck. Ha, nonsense, and to prove it, you're going to perform all three tasks at the same time!
- Gumball: You sure about this?
- Anais: Mathematically, the chance of anything else happening to you, is miniscule.
- Gumball: Ohhkay! [Inhales] Here it goes!
- [Gumball grabs the umbrella, hits the mirror and breaks it, opening the umbrella, then runs under the ladder]
- Gumball: Wow, I guess you were right!
- [A storm cloud appears over Gumball and thundershocks him, turning him into a pile of ashes, and dissappears]
- Anais: I guess logic and reason just went down the drain.
- Darwin: Hey guys, guys! I've been thinking scientifically, and I think I've figured it out! Yesterday evening, Gumball and I were setting the table for dinner...
- [A flashback plays showing the house's dining area, Gumball and Darwin walk up to the table with plates, glasses, and silverware, and a vase. Gumball slips on a rollerskate, and all the dinnerware falls on the table without a scratch, then Darwin places a flower in the vase]
- Gumball and Darwin: Wow.
- [Back to present time]
- Darwin: It was probably the luckiest thing I've ever seen. So, according to my findings, Gumball used up all his good luck in one day, and that's why today, he is left with nothing but bad luck!
Gumball: [Still a pile of ashes] Of course!
- Anais: [Inhales] That doesn't make sense, but it's the best we got. So the logical conclusion to your nonsensical theory, is that if he can survive today, everything should be normal by tomorrow!
- Gumball: Of course!
Detention
- [Gumball sits down, smiling]
- Nigel Brown: [Sharpens pencil, looks at the clock, and sighs] I'll be right back, Watterson, I've got some important business to attend to. [Walks out]
- Gumball: What? No, don't leave me!
- Nigel Brown: You're staying right there because you're in detention!
- Gumball: No, you don't understand! I'm in great danger!
- Nigel Brown: You're in great danger of getting another three hours detention!
- Gumball: Principal Brown, please! [The ceiling lights begin to shake, Gumball whimpers, then looks at sharp pencils, he gulps] I gotta get out of here! No, wait, just do nothing, just do nothing, just do... [Looks up, the lights have stopped shaking, Gumball sighs with relief]
- Nigel Brown: [Looks in] Sorry, I forgot to slam the door in anger! [Slams the door]
- [The slam makes the ceiling light fall down, hitting the pencil holder, which makes the pencils shoot out, Gumball ducks, and the pencils hit the class photo, in a circle around Gumball's head, Gumball whimpers in fear. A pencil falls down, hitting the button on a control, which makes the fan next to Gumball's seat start blowing, knocking the books on the windowsill, hitting a globe, causing it to fall over, hitting a vase, which then pours water onto an electrical socket, the electrical socket short circuits, and causes a burst of smoke, knocking the broken pieces of the socket plate to hit the radiator, filling the room with steam]
- Gumball: Ok, I think I might go and do nothing somewhere else!
- [School hallways, seconds later. Principal Brown is playing a portable game console]
- Nigel Brown: I'm so glad I confiscated this. [Gumball sneaks out of the room] Watterson! What are you do--
- [The room explodes, Gumball falls into a janitor's cart, which is then bursted forward. Gumball pops his head out of the water in the cart, and spits out water]
- Gumball: Come on, bad luck, let's get this over with, give me your best shot!
The Run
- [Gumball is thrown out of the exploding school, along with the cart]
- Gumball: [Bounces on the street with the cart] Ow, ow, ow! [The cart falls down a hill] Ow, I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!
- [The cart falls on the highway. Gumball checks his body, happy that he survived]
- Gumball: I'm alive!
- [A car horn goes off, Gumball screams and tries to push a truck back with a mop, Gumball looks forward, a latch on another truck comes off, and tires come at Gumball]
- Gumball: Ah, give me a break! [Dodges the tires] Ah, ah, ahhhahah!
- [Gumball looks back, as the truck behind him runs into trees, knocking down a "chain" of powerlines. Gumball watches the powerlines fall down like dominos, then looks back, and sees the truck in front of him brake abrubtly, to avoid being crushed. Gumball screams, and ducks, going under the truck, Gumball's cart goes under a falling powerline right before it hits the ground]
- Gumball: Hahahahahaha! In your FACE, bad luck! I am invincib- [Hits a sign with his head, then looks up, and sees the unfinished freeway, and screams] No, I can make this! [Accelerates by rowing the mop] I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna make it! [Falls through the gap] I'm not gonna make it!
At Hospital
- [Gumball wakes up in hospital, lying on a bed with his family watching him]
- Gumball: Uh, ugh, what happened?
- Nicole: The doctor said you were very lucky to survive, very lucky indeed.
- Gumball: Uh? Lucky? This means my good luck has finally returned!
- Darwin: Thus proving my scientific hypothesis to be correct.
- Anais: And since science and reason have gone out the window, I suggest we all use the power of our minds to get tickets for Daisyland.
- [Everyone puts their hands at their heads, making a straining sound]
Epilogue
- [Daisyland, Tobias and Rachel's family are at the ticket window]
- Harold: One family pass to Daisyland, please. [The wind blows his ticket away] Oh, no, my ticket! Hmm, I wonder to where the wind will take it.
- [Highway, the ticket goes into a truck-drivers windshield]
- Pantsbully: Hey look, a Daisyland ticket! [The wind blows the ticket away] I wonder to where the wind will take it.
- [The ticket flies into a plane's wing]
- Boy: Look, Mother, a Daisyland ticket. [The wind blows the ticket away] Mother, I'm wondering to where the wind will take it.
- [Hospital, the ticket blows into the window, and the Wattersons watch, until the fan cuts it into little pieces]
- Darwin: Yay! I wished for snow!
- [Episode ends]
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| Episode 1 The DVD |
Episode 2 The Responsible |
Episode 3 The Third |
Episode 4 The Debt |
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| Episode 5 The End |
Episode 6 The Dress |
Episode 7 The Quest |
Episode 8 The Spoon |
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| Episode 9 The Pressure |
Episode 10 The Painting |
Episode 11 The Laziest |
Episode 12 The Ghost |
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| Episode 13 The Mystery |
Episode 14 The Prank |
Episode 15 The Gi |
Episode 16 The Kiss |
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| Episode 17 The Party |
Episode 18 The Refund |
Episode 19 The Robot |
Episode 20 The Picnic |
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| Episode 21 The Goons |
Episode 22 The Secret |
Episode 23 The Sock |
Episode 24 The Genius |
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| Episode 25 The Poltergeist |
Episode 26 The Mustache |
Episode 27 The Date |
Episode 28 The Club |
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| Episode 29 The Wand |
Episode 30 The Ape |
Episode 31 The Car |
Episode 32 The Curse |
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| Episode 33 The Microwave |
Episode 34 The Meddler |
Episode 35 The Helmet |
Episode 36 The Fight |
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| Episode 1 The Remote |
Episode 2 The Colossus |
Episode 3 The Knights |
Episode 4 The Fridge |
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| Episode 5 The Flower |
Episode 6 The Banana |
Episode 7 The Phone |
Episode 8 The Job |
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| Episode 9 Halloween |
Episode 10 The Treasure |
Episode 11 The Apology |
Episode 12 The Words |
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| Episode 13 The Skull |
Episode 14 The Bet |
Episode 15 Christmas |
Episode 16 The Watch |
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| Episode 17 The Bumpkin |
Episode 18 The Flakers |
Episode 19 The Authority |
Episode 20 The Virus |
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| Episode 21 The Pony |
Episode 22 The Hero |
Episode 23 The Dream |
Episode 24 The Sidekick |
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| Episode 25 The Photo |
Episode 26 The Tag |
Episode 27 The Storm |
Episode 28 The Lesson |
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| Episode 29 The Game |
Episode 30 The Limit |
Episode 31 The Voice |
Episode 32 The Promise |
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| Episode 33 The Castle |
Episode 34 The Boombox |
Episode 35 The Tape |
Episode 36 The Sweaters |
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| Episode 37 The Internet |
Episode 38 The Plan |
Episode 39 The World |
Episode 40 The Finale |
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| Episode 1 The Kids |
Episode 2 The Fan |
Episode 3 The Coach |
Episode 4 The Joy |
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| Episode 5 The Puppy |
Episode 6 The Recipe |
Episode 7 The Name |
Episode 8 The Extras |
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| Episode 9 The Gripes |
Episode 10 The Vacation |
Episode 11 The Fraud |
Episode 12 The Void |
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| Episode 13 The Boss |
Episode 14 The Move |
Episode 15 The Law |
Episode 16 The Allergy |
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| Episode 17 The Mothers |
Episode 18 The Password |
Episode 19 The Procrastinators |
Episode 20 The Shell |
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| Episode 21 The Burden |
Episode 22 The Bros |
Episode 23 The Mirror |
Episode 24 The Man |
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| Episode 25 The Pizza |
Episode 26 The Lie |
Episode 27 The Butterfly |
Episode 28 The Question |
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| Episode 29 The Saint |
Episode 30 The Friend |
Episode 31 The Oracle |
Episode 32 The Safety |
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| Episode 33 The Society |
Episode 34 The Spoiler |
Episode 35 The Countdown |
Episode 36 The Nobody |
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| Episode 37 The Downer |
Episode 38 The Egg |
Episode 39 The Triangle |
Episode 40 The Money |
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| Episode 1 The Return |
Episode 2 The Nemesis |
Episode 3 The Crew |
Episode 4 The Others |
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| Episode 5 The Signature |
Episode 6 The Check |
Episode 7 The Pest |
Episode 8 The Sale |
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| Episode 9 The Gift |
Episode 10 The Parking |
Episode 11 The Routine |
Episode 12 The Upgrade |
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| Episode 13 The Comic |
Episode 14 The Romantic |
Episode 15 The Uploads |
Episode 16 The Apprentice |
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| Episode 17 The Hug |
Episode 18 The Wicked |
Episode 19 The Traitor |
Episode 20 The Origins |
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| Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two |
Episode 22 The Girlfriend |
Episode 23 The Advice |
Episode 24 The Signal |
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| Episode 25 The Parasite |
Episode 26 The Love |
Episode 27 The Awkwardness |
Episode 28 The Nest |
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| Episode 29 The Points |
Episode 30 The Bus |
Episode 31 The Night |
Episode 32 The Misunderstandings |
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| Episode 33 The Roots |
Episode 34 The Blame |
Episode 35 The Slap |
Episode 36 The Detective |
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| Episode 37 The Fury |
Episode 38 The Compilation |
Episode 39 The Scam |
Episode 40 The Disaster |
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| Episode 1 The Rerun |
Episode 2 The Stories |
Episode 3 The Guy |
Episode 4 The Boredom |
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| Episode 5 The Vision |
Episode 6 The Choices |
Episode 7 The Code |
Episode 8 The Test |
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| Episode 9 The Slide |
Episode 10 The Loophole |
Episode 11 The Fuss |
Episode 12 The Copycats |
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| Episode 13 The Potato |
Episode 14 The Outside |
Episode 15 The Vase |
Episode 16 The Matchmaker |
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| Episode 17 The Box |
Episode 18 The Console |
Episode 19 The Ollie |
Episode 20 The Catfish |
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| Episode 21 The Cycle |
Episode 22 The Stars |
Episode 23 The Grades |
Episode 24 The Diet |
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| Episode 25 The Ex |
Episode 26 The Sorcerer |
Episode 27 The Menu |
Episode 28 The Uncle |
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| Episode 29 The Weirdo |
Episode 30 The Heist |
Episode 31 The Singing |
Episode 32 The Best |
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| Episode 33 The Worst |
Episode 34 The Deal |
Episode 35 The Petals |
Episode 36 The Nuisance |
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| Episode 37 The Line |
Episode 38 The List |
Episode 39 The News |
Episode 40 The Puppets |
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| Episode 1 The Rival |
Episode 2 The Lady |
Episode 3 The Sucker |
Episode 4 The Vegging |
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| Episode 5 The One |
Episode 6 The Father |
Episode 7 The Cringe |
Episode 8 The Cage |
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| Episode 9 The Neighbor |
Episode 10 The Anybody |
Episode 11 The Faith |
Episode 12 The Candidate |
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| Episode 13 The Pact |
Episode 14 The Shippening |
Episode 15 The Brain |
Episode 16 The Parents |
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| Episode 17 The Founder |
Episode 18 The Schooling |
Episode 19 The Intelligence |
Episode 20 The Potion |
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| Episode 21 The Spinoffs |
Episode 22 The Transformation |
Episode 23 The Understanding |
Episode 24 The Ad |
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| Episode 25 The Ghouls |
Episode 26 The Stink |
Episode 27 The Awareness |
Episode 28 The Slip |
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| Episode 29 The Drama |
Episode 30 The Buddy |
Episode 31 The Possession |
Episode 32 The Master |
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| Episode 33 The Silence |
Episode 34 The Future |
Episode 35 The Wish |
Episode 36 The Factory |
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| Episode 37 The Agent |
Episode 38 The Web |
Episode 39 The Mess |
Episode 40 The Heart |
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| Episode 41 The Revolt |
Episode 42 The Decisions |
Episode 43 The BFFS |
Episode 44 The Inquisition |