Crews
- [Gumball and Darwin sit on the front porch of their house]
- Gumball: No, dude, the cheerleaders aren't the most hardcore crew. If you fight them, they'll just be cheering you to win.
- Darwin: How 'bout the drama kids? [Dramatically] They're masters of disguise!
- Gumball: Eh, I don't want to join a crew that wears wigs and tights. How 'bout the bullies?
- Darwin: It's already too late for us. [Shakes fists at sky] Darn you, loving parents!
- [Gumball and Darwin sigh]
- Gumball: Maybe we should think bigger.
- Darwin: [Gasps] You know who really rules the school? Teachers.
- Gumball: Yeah, but do you seriously want to put up with us two all day? I don't think it pays that well, either. I mean, you've seen Principal Brown working at the car wash.
- [Flashback to the car wash, where Principal Brown is "working" as a spinning brush, then back to the porch]
- Gumball: I think we can do better than that. [Gasps]
Most Hardcore Crew
- [Rap music plays as Donald, Marvin and Betty walk down the street]
- Gumball: [Awestruck] Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
- Darwin: I'm not sure.
- Donald: [Groans in pain] Curse this arthritis!
- Darwin: What exactly do you see?
- Gumball: I see people who don't pay the government; the government pays them to sit around all day and watch TV! I see people so street that they have their own seats on the bus, in which nobody else dares to sit! I see people who can say the most offensive things that come into their heads and get away with it because things were different back then! Do you see what I see?
- Darwin: The most hardcore crew on the streets of Elmore!
- [In front of the seniors' house]
- Darwin: It's gonna take a lot to get noticed by these guys!
- Gumball: I know, they're pretty baller. Try and do a fly walk. [Darwin attempts to do as he says] Dude, what was that?
- Darwin: I don't know, I just got really walk-conscious. You do it!
- Gumball: Okay. I-I'll try to wear my pants low, for a better street effect. [Walks across screen with his pants to his ankles] Is it working? I kinda feel like a toddler.
- Darwin: Keep your chin high, like you're scared of nothin'! [Gumball raises his chin] Higher! Higher!
- Gumball: [Falls back and slides off-screen. Sighs] Why don't we just ask them? [Approaches Marvin] Excuse me?
- Marvin: [Screams] Oh, sorry, you were only talking to me. It's just, I'm not used to being treated like a human being anymore. So, what do you want, kid?
Joining the Crew
- Gumball: [Bows] We wanna be part of your crew!
- Marvin: Huh? You wanna be a senior citizen?
- Gumball: I know we have to earn it first. How did you get in?
- Marvin: I worked a thankless job for sixty-three years, then I was given a fake gold pen and got cast aside by society.
- Gumball: We'll do anything.
- Marvin: You could just drop by for a chat from time to time. It would be nice to feel like we exist.
- Gumball and Darwin: YES! Thank you! [Chanting] We're gonna be part of the crew, we're gonna be part of the crew, we're gonna be part of the crew...
- [At the Wattersons' house]
- Gumball: Okay, if we're going to be seniors, we have to look the part.
- Darwin: Respect your elders! Represent, seniors!
- Gumball: No, no, no, seniorz, with a "z."
- Darwin: Oh. Zeniors!
- Gumball: No! [Sighs] Never mind. We just have to look old-school.
- Darwin: We need wrinkles!
- [At the pool of toxic waste]
- Darwin: I don't think pollution is that great at aging us.
- Gumball: Yeah, I don't feel much different.
- Darwin: [Thoughts] Well, at least there were no side effects.
- Gumball: [Nervous] I don't know, I'm pretty sure I can hear your thoughts now.
- Darwin: Let's get out of here before anything happens to me! [Objects are being magnetized to Darwin]
- Gumball: [Chuckles] [Reads Darwin's thoughts] Darwin! Language!
- [In the backyard of the Wattersons' house, Gumball and Darwin cover themselves in salt]
- Gumball: Now we just need to hang in the sun, and that should jerkify us up real nice.
- [They hang on the clothesline. Richard smells them from the living room and licks them]
- Gumball: No! Dad, you moisturized us!
- Richard: I don't know what's more upsetting: the fact I was gonna eat you, or the fact I can't. [Runs away]
- [Gumball and Darwin have their heads in the bathtub]
- Darwin: Are you pruned yet?
- Gumball: [In verifiability] Mm-hmm.
- [They blow-dry their faces]
- Gumball: [In a raspy voice] Awesome, you look like a really thirsty reptile.
- [Their skin falls off, revealing baby faces]
- Gumball: [High-pitched voice] Oh, man, we look even younger than before!
- [Gumball and Darwin cry and exit off-screen]
Aging faster
- Gumball: Rah! We still look like we've got our whole lives ahead of us.
- Darwin: Mrs. Mom says she'd look ten years younger if she didn't have kids. Maybe we can age ourselves just like we aged her.
- Gumball: Ok, one, two, three: DARWIN WHY CAN'T I STAY UP LATE TONIGHT TOBIAS' MOM LETS HIM AND HE'S ALLOWED TO HAVE (?)!
- [Gumball and Darwin yell at each other until they start getting wrinkles and grey hair]
- Gumball: Alright, stop! Before we turn to dust!
- Gumball and Darwin: [Backs cracking] Awesome!
- Gumball: Now we need a swagtastic limp.
- [A short scene shows Gumball and Darwin skating in high heels]
- Gumball: Alright, I get it. Skating in these heels, my body should look like a butcher's window, but look: [Does a kickflip] I can kickflip!
- Darwin: Yeah, let's just give up.
- Gumball: I don't know why mom says heels are instruments of torture. It's a basic cakewalk and I-
- [Gumball and Darwin start walking away but fall to their knees]
- Gumball: Yeah, we did it!
- [Gumball and Darwin laugh]
- Gumball: Are you just laughing because you know that when you stop, you'll be crying for the rest of your life?
- [Darwin nods. Gumball and Darwin continue laughing]
- [Back to the Wattersons' house]
- Gumball: Ok, we've got the limp, now what we need is the crew uniform. [Pulls pants up] Little help, please?
- [Darwin pulls Gumball's pants down, and he sheds a tear]
- Gumball: Now I know why they walk so slow. Your turn, come on! The higher the pants, the most street cred you get.
- Darwin: [Pulls pants up to his head] Cool?
- Gumball: Bad circulation cool. And for the final touch, a bit of bling.
A Message
- [Rap music plays as they put on their hearing aids. The scene changes to the seniors' house, where Gumball and Darwin paint the fence]
- Betty: When you offered to paint the fence that's not what I had in mind.
- Gumball: Anything else we can do for ya?
- Marvin: Maybe you could help me with something. There's a guy by the name of Louie. He was one of us, but one day he decided he couldn't take the heat anymore and left the crew. I'd like you guys to send him a message.
- Gumball: [Gasps] A message?
- Marvin: Yes, a message.
- Gumball: As in, a message message?
- Marvin: Yes.
- Gumball: A serious message—?
- Marvin: Yes, a serious message! Yeah, it's a darned shame. I loved Louie, I'm gonna miss him. Can you take care of it for the crew?
- Gumball: Sure, yeah. [Nervous laugh] We'll take care of it. Uh, when?
- Marvin: Right now.
- Gumball: Oh, yeah, yeah, well uh- first I just gotta uh, watch my soaps and, um, write an angry letter to my congressmen about, uh, how things were better when things were worse and, um- [Walks away]
- Marvin: Wait, wait! You'll need the cellphone if you're gonna send the message!
- Betty: What did he say?
- Marvin: What did who say?
- Donald: What did you say?
- Betty: What did you both say?
- Donald: What did she say?
- Marvin: What did you say?
- Betty: What did who say?
- Donald: What did he say?
- Betty: What did she say?
- Marvin: Half past three!
- [Gumball and Darwin are in their room, hastily throwing their belongings into a suitcase]
- Darwin: Hurry up!
- Gumball: I can't! I spent the whole day ruining my body. This is as fast as it gets. Also, [Slaps Darwin with a limp hand] you are being hysterical.
- Darwin: We joined the most hardcore crew in Elmore, and now they want us to ice Louie. We need to skip town and live under fake identities. I think I have every right to be hysterical!
- Gumball: Ah, you're right, let's be hysterical.
- [They run around screaming, then go downstairs]
- Darwin: I hope our new fake identities live in a house with a stairlift.
- Marvin: [Rings the doorbell] Hey kids, it's me.
- Darwin: Ah, they're here! That's it, that's it! I'm gonna rat 'em out to the cops. [Dials police] Hello, police? I'd like to report dangerous criminal activity. Meet us at the sewerage river for a more atmospheric effect.
- Marvin: [From behind the door] What about that message?
- Gumball: Stay quiet. [Approaches the door] I think they're gone.
- [Gumball and Marvin's hearing aids interfere through the door, and they both fall]
- Darwin: Gumball, this way!
- Marvin: Hey, come back! I can't see anything, pass me a glasses. They are going out the back! Betty, you head them off, Donald, you come with me.
- [Rap music plays as Gumball and Darwin leave the house. They shoot a garden hose at Betty, and her scooter hits a parked car in slow-motion. Marvin and Donald see Gumball and Darwin enter Mr. Robinson's house, and they try to break into it]
- Gaylord: What is going on here?
- Marvin: No time to explain! [Enters the house]
- Gaylord: Are you sure? Because you're still here.
- Donald: Well, it all started when two kids came over and decided-
- Gaylord: Forget it, I've lost interest.
- [They all walk out of the house]
- Marvin: Hey, wait!
- [Gumball and Darwin ride the bus to a stop a few feet away]
- Gary: Last stop, everybody out!
- [Gumball and Darwin jump out of the bus. They keep running and eventually make it to the old river]
- Gumball: Jump!
- [Both jump in slow-motion]
- Darwin: Are we in slow-motion or is this how fast we can-
- [Gumball and Darwin fall down and fall into pieces. They reattach their parts and return back into their younger selfs; Marvin, Donald and Betty approach]
- Marvin: [Reaches into his pocket] Time to send that message.
- Gumball: No! We don't wanna be part of your crew anymore.
- Darwin: We thought it was cool to be hardcore, but we never wanted to be criminals.
- Gumball: You wear your pants in a funny way, you pretend to have a limp, you twist your fingers to make letters, all so you can look hard... but deep inside, you just wanna belong.
- Darwin: We already belong to a crew. It's called the people of this world, and Earth is our turf.
- Betty: What?
- Gumball: I hope when you get out of prison, you too will join the ranks of the best crew in the world–
- Gumball and Darwin: Society.
- Gumball: Farewell.
- [Gumball and Darwin walk away]
- Marvin, Betty and Donald: Prison?
- [The senior citizens are quickly surrounded by police]
- Donut Cop: Freeze!
- Marvin: Hey, we just wanted them to send a text message. [reaches into his pocket]
- Donut Cop: No, stop!
- [The Doughnut Sheriff tases them, ending the episode]
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| Episode 1 The DVD |
Episode 2 The Responsible |
Episode 3 The Third |
Episode 4 The Debt |
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| Episode 5 The End |
Episode 6 The Dress |
Episode 7 The Quest |
Episode 8 The Spoon |
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| Episode 9 The Pressure |
Episode 10 The Painting |
Episode 11 The Laziest |
Episode 12 The Ghost |
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| Episode 13 The Mystery |
Episode 14 The Prank |
Episode 15 The Gi |
Episode 16 The Kiss |
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| Episode 17 The Party |
Episode 18 The Refund |
Episode 19 The Robot |
Episode 20 The Picnic |
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| Episode 21 The Goons |
Episode 22 The Secret |
Episode 23 The Sock |
Episode 24 The Genius |
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| Episode 25 The Poltergeist |
Episode 26 The Mustache |
Episode 27 The Date |
Episode 28 The Club |
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| Episode 29 The Wand |
Episode 30 The Ape |
Episode 31 The Car |
Episode 32 The Curse |
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| Episode 33 The Microwave |
Episode 34 The Meddler |
Episode 35 The Helmet |
Episode 36 The Fight |
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| Episode 1 The Remote |
Episode 2 The Colossus |
Episode 3 The Knights |
Episode 4 The Fridge |
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| Episode 5 The Flower |
Episode 6 The Banana |
Episode 7 The Phone |
Episode 8 The Job |
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| Episode 9 Halloween |
Episode 10 The Treasure |
Episode 11 The Apology |
Episode 12 The Words |
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| Episode 13 The Skull |
Episode 14 The Bet |
Episode 15 Christmas |
Episode 16 The Watch |
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| Episode 17 The Bumpkin |
Episode 18 The Flakers |
Episode 19 The Authority |
Episode 20 The Virus |
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| Episode 21 The Pony |
Episode 22 The Hero |
Episode 23 The Dream |
Episode 24 The Sidekick |
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| Episode 25 The Photo |
Episode 26 The Tag |
Episode 27 The Storm |
Episode 28 The Lesson |
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| Episode 29 The Game |
Episode 30 The Limit |
Episode 31 The Voice |
Episode 32 The Promise |
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| Episode 33 The Castle |
Episode 34 The Boombox |
Episode 35 The Tape |
Episode 36 The Sweaters |
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| Episode 37 The Internet |
Episode 38 The Plan |
Episode 39 The World |
Episode 40 The Finale |
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| Episode 1 The Kids |
Episode 2 The Fan |
Episode 3 The Coach |
Episode 4 The Joy |
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| Episode 5 The Puppy |
Episode 6 The Recipe |
Episode 7 The Name |
Episode 8 The Extras |
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| Episode 9 The Gripes |
Episode 10 The Vacation |
Episode 11 The Fraud |
Episode 12 The Void |
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| Episode 13 The Boss |
Episode 14 The Move |
Episode 15 The Law |
Episode 16 The Allergy |
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| Episode 17 The Mothers |
Episode 18 The Password |
Episode 19 The Procrastinators |
Episode 20 The Shell |
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| Episode 21 The Burden |
Episode 22 The Bros |
Episode 23 The Mirror |
Episode 24 The Man |
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| Episode 25 The Pizza |
Episode 26 The Lie |
Episode 27 The Butterfly |
Episode 28 The Question |
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| Episode 29 The Saint |
Episode 30 The Friend |
Episode 31 The Oracle |
Episode 32 The Safety |
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| Episode 33 The Society |
Episode 34 The Spoiler |
Episode 35 The Countdown |
Episode 36 The Nobody |
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| Episode 37 The Downer |
Episode 38 The Egg |
Episode 39 The Triangle |
Episode 40 The Money |
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| Episode 1 The Return |
Episode 2 The Nemesis |
Episode 3 The Crew |
Episode 4 The Others |
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| Episode 5 The Signature |
Episode 6 The Check |
Episode 7 The Pest |
Episode 8 The Sale |
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| Episode 9 The Gift |
Episode 10 The Parking |
Episode 11 The Routine |
Episode 12 The Upgrade |
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| Episode 13 The Comic |
Episode 14 The Romantic |
Episode 15 The Uploads |
Episode 16 The Apprentice |
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| Episode 17 The Hug |
Episode 18 The Wicked |
Episode 19 The Traitor |
Episode 20 The Origins |
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| Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two |
Episode 22 The Girlfriend |
Episode 23 The Advice |
Episode 24 The Signal |
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| Episode 25 The Parasite |
Episode 26 The Love |
Episode 27 The Awkwardness |
Episode 28 The Nest |
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| Episode 29 The Points |
Episode 30 The Bus |
Episode 31 The Night |
Episode 32 The Misunderstandings |
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| Episode 33 The Roots |
Episode 34 The Blame |
Episode 35 The Slap |
Episode 36 The Detective |
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| Episode 37 The Fury |
Episode 38 The Compilation |
Episode 39 The Scam |
Episode 40 The Disaster |
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| Episode 1 The Rerun |
Episode 2 The Stories |
Episode 3 The Guy |
Episode 4 The Boredom |
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| Episode 5 The Vision |
Episode 6 The Choices |
Episode 7 The Code |
Episode 8 The Test |
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| Episode 9 The Slide |
Episode 10 The Loophole |
Episode 11 The Fuss |
Episode 12 The Copycats |
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| Episode 13 The Potato |
Episode 14 The Outside |
Episode 15 The Vase |
Episode 16 The Matchmaker |
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| Episode 17 The Box |
Episode 18 The Console |
Episode 19 The Ollie |
Episode 20 The Catfish |
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| Episode 21 The Cycle |
Episode 22 The Stars |
Episode 23 The Grades |
Episode 24 The Diet |
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| Episode 25 The Ex |
Episode 26 The Sorcerer |
Episode 27 The Menu |
Episode 28 The Uncle |
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| Episode 29 The Weirdo |
Episode 30 The Heist |
Episode 31 The Singing |
Episode 32 The Best |
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| Episode 33 The Worst |
Episode 34 The Deal |
Episode 35 The Petals |
Episode 36 The Nuisance |
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| Episode 37 The Line |
Episode 38 The List |
Episode 39 The News |
Episode 40 The Puppets |
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| Episode 1 The Rival |
Episode 2 The Lady |
Episode 3 The Sucker |
Episode 4 The Vegging |
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| Episode 5 The One |
Episode 6 The Father |
Episode 7 The Cringe |
Episode 8 The Cage |
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| Episode 9 The Neighbor |
Episode 10 The Anybody |
Episode 11 The Faith |
Episode 12 The Candidate |
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| Episode 13 The Pact |
Episode 14 The Shippening |
Episode 15 The Brain |
Episode 16 The Parents |
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| Episode 17 The Founder |
Episode 18 The Schooling |
Episode 19 The Intelligence |
Episode 20 The Potion |
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| Episode 21 The Spinoffs |
Episode 22 The Transformation |
Episode 23 The Understanding |
Episode 24 The Ad |
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| Episode 25 The Ghouls |
Episode 26 The Stink |
Episode 27 The Awareness |
Episode 28 The Slip |
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| Episode 29 The Drama |
Episode 30 The Buddy |
Episode 31 The Possession |
Episode 32 The Master |
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| Episode 33 The Silence |
Episode 34 The Future |
Episode 35 The Wish |
Episode 36 The Factory |
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| Episode 37 The Agent |
Episode 38 The Web |
Episode 39 The Mess |
Episode 40 The Heart |
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| Episode 41 The Revolt |
Episode 42 The Decisions |
Episode 43 The BFFS |
Episode 44 The Inquisition |