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==The Living Room== |
==The Living Room== |
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− | ::{{d|event|Gumball is lying on the couch reading a comic book. Richard approaches with a sly smile}} |
+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball is lying on the couch reading a comic book. Richard approaches with a sly smile and clears his throat}} |
− | :{{d|Richard}}: Ahem. |
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:{{d|Gumball}}: {{d|event|Annoyed}} What? |
:{{d|Gumball}}: {{d|event|Annoyed}} What? |
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:{{d|Richard}}: Remember your last birthday present? |
:{{d|Richard}}: Remember your last birthday present? |
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:{{d|Gumball}}: That's knock-off for thanks. |
:{{d|Gumball}}: That's knock-off for thanks. |
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:{{d|Richard}}: {{d|event|Turns to leave}} That's the spirit. {{d|event|Walks out of the room}} |
:{{d|Richard}}: {{d|event|Turns to leave}} That's the spirit. {{d|event|Walks out of the room}} |
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− | ::{{d|event| |
+ | ::{{d|event|The console turns on as it makes a "ping!" sound}} |
:{{d|Gumball}}: "Inverted Paradox: The Enemy Within?" {{d|event|Sighs}} JRPG titles never make sense; They're just random words thrown together. The fashion equivalent would be wearing a Hawaiian shirt, ski boots and a top hat. Actually that does explain how the characters normally look. |
:{{d|Gumball}}: "Inverted Paradox: The Enemy Within?" {{d|event|Sighs}} JRPG titles never make sense; They're just random words thrown together. The fashion equivalent would be wearing a Hawaiian shirt, ski boots and a top hat. Actually that does explain how the characters normally look. |
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− | :{{d|event|Gumball struggles to operate the console}} |
+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball struggles to operate the console}} |
− | :{{D|Gumball}}: Dad, your console's not working! Go to bathroom, attic, bedroom? |
+ | :{{D|Gumball}}: Dad, your console's not working! {{d|e|Reads}} "Go to bathroom, attic, bedroom"? |
::{{d|event|Gumball presses the 'bedroom' button, and the entire scene starts to fade to black as he screams repeatedly, then he teleports to his bedroom}} |
::{{d|event|Gumball presses the 'bedroom' button, and the entire scene starts to fade to black as he screams repeatedly, then he teleports to his bedroom}} |
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+ | ==The Bedroom== |
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:{{D|Darwin}}: There you are! Sorry, I forgot your name. |
:{{D|Darwin}}: There you are! Sorry, I forgot your name. |
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::{{d|event|The screen shows a name selector}} |
::{{d|event|The screen shows a name selector}} |
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− | :{{D|Gumball}}: Please enter name? {{d|event|Gasps}} I've trapped us inside a video game! |
+ | :{{D|Gumball}}: Please enter name? {{d|event|Gasps}} I've trapped us inside a video game! Awesome! |
:{{d|event|Gumball types in a name}} |
:{{d|event|Gumball types in a name}} |
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:{{D|Darwin}}: Please, MYBUTT, tell me what is going on. |
:{{D|Darwin}}: Please, MYBUTT, tell me what is going on. |
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::{{d|event|"Anais and Darwin have joined your team"}} |
::{{d|event|"Anais and Darwin have joined your team"}} |
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::{{d|event|Ping! The screen shows that Gumball has received the bottle of healing ointment}} |
::{{d|event|Ping! The screen shows that Gumball has received the bottle of healing ointment}} |
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==Outside== |
==Outside== |
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:{{D|Darwin}}: Oh no, the path is blocked by an awkwardly placed shrub! and we're apparently too stupid to walk on the lawn. |
:{{D|Darwin}}: Oh no, the path is blocked by an awkwardly placed shrub! and we're apparently too stupid to walk on the lawn. |
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:{{D|Gumball}}: {{d|event|kicks the shrub}} |
:{{D|Gumball}}: {{d|event|kicks the shrub}} |
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::{{d|event|Screen spins and reveals a hideous leaf monster. It sends leaves toward Gumball}} |
::{{d|event|Screen spins and reveals a hideous leaf monster. It sends leaves toward Gumball}} |
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− | :{{D|Gumball}}: Pfft, I'm pretty sure I can handle a few le-{{d|event|Monster attacks Gumball}} Ow! Ow! Ow! Ah! |
+ | :{{D|Gumball}}: Pfft, I'm pretty sure I can handle a few le-{{d|event|Monster attacks Gumball}} Ow! Ow! Ow! Ah! Ach! {{d|event|Gumball falls to the ground}} |
:{{D|Voice}}: MYBUTT receives CRITICAL damage. |
:{{D|Voice}}: MYBUTT receives CRITICAL damage. |
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::{{D|event|Gumball snickers}} |
::{{D|event|Gumball snickers}} |
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:{{D|Anais}}: A leaf monster would be susceptible to fire attacks. |
:{{D|Anais}}: A leaf monster would be susceptible to fire attacks. |
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− | :{{D|Gumball}}: Yes, I think most things are susceptible to fire attacks {{d|event|Gumball selects "Science" attack on the console}} |
+ | :{{D|Gumball}}: Yes, I think most things are susceptible to fire attacks. {{d|event|Gumball selects "Science" attack on the console}} |
::{{d|event|Anais rises with powers; dramatically pours chemical from test tube to test tube and then throws it at the leaf monster, defeating it}} |
::{{d|event|Anais rises with powers; dramatically pours chemical from test tube to test tube and then throws it at the leaf monster, defeating it}} |
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:{{D|All}}: Woah! Yeah! Awesome! |
:{{D|All}}: Woah! Yeah! Awesome! |
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:{{D|Darwin}}: We did it! {{d|event|poses in victory}} |
:{{D|Darwin}}: We did it! {{d|event|poses in victory}} |
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− | ::{{d|event|Gumball, Darwin and Anais |
+ | ::{{d|event|Gumball, Darwin and Anais walk towards the path and seemingly out of nowhere, Leslie appears behind them}} |
:{{D|Darwin}}: Leslie? What happened to you? |
:{{D|Darwin}}: Leslie? What happened to you? |
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− | :{{D|Leslie}}: I bought some fertilizer from THE AWESOME STORE. I went home after visiting the AWESOME STORE and used the fertilizer I'd just bought at THE AWESOME STORE but... |
+ | :{{D|Leslie}}: I bought some fertilizer from THE AWESOME STORE. I went home after visiting the AWESOME STORE and used the fertilizer I'd just bought at THE AWESOME STORE but... |
:{{D|Gumball}}: Okay! Okay! We got it, we got it. The awesome store is the villain. |
:{{D|Gumball}}: Okay! Okay! We got it, we got it. The awesome store is the villain. |
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− | :{{D|Leslie}}: THE AWESOME STORE... |
+ | :{{D|Leslie}}: THE AWESOME STORE... |
:{{D|Darwin}}: MAKE IT STOP! |
:{{D|Darwin}}: MAKE IT STOP! |
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− | :{{D|Gumball}}: I can't! There's no command to skip through his |
+ | :{{D|Gumball}}: I can't! There's no command to skip through his cutscene. |
:{{D|Darwin}}: DO SOMETHING! |
:{{D|Darwin}}: DO SOMETHING! |
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− | :{{D|Gumball}}: Hold on! {{d|event|Gumball takes the dialogue box from the bottom of the screen and proceeds to hit Leslie with it. Leslie left unconscious}} |
+ | :{{D|Gumball}}: Hold on! {{d|event|Gumball takes the dialogue box from the bottom of the screen and proceeds to hit Leslie with it. Leslie left unconscious. The letters in Leslie's text box are now mixed up}} |
:{{D|Anais}}: We could've just walked away. But now maybe we should run. |
:{{D|Anais}}: We could've just walked away. But now maybe we should run. |
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::{{d|event|The Wattersons run. The scene fades to black and switches to the porch of the Robinson household}} |
::{{d|event|The Wattersons run. The scene fades to black and switches to the porch of the Robinson household}} |
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:{{D|Anais}}: What are we doing at Mr. Robinson's? |
:{{D|Anais}}: What are we doing at Mr. Robinson's? |
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− | :{{D|Gumball}} {{d|event| |
+ | :{{D|Gumball}} {{d|event|Searching through items}} Getting loot. |
:{{D|Anais}}: I think you mean looting. |
:{{D|Anais}}: I think you mean looting. |
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:{{D|Gumball}} No, if there are items hidden in these pots, they must be for me. |
:{{D|Gumball}} No, if there are items hidden in these pots, they must be for me. |
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:{{D|Mr. Robinson}}: Welcome to my home. Please take whatever you need for your quest. |
:{{D|Mr. Robinson}}: Welcome to my home. Please take whatever you need for your quest. |
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:{{D|Gumball}}: Hm. {{d|event|takes Mr. Robinson's money}} I'm gonna go sleep in his bed now. |
:{{D|Gumball}}: Hm. {{d|event|takes Mr. Robinson's money}} I'm gonna go sleep in his bed now. |
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− | ::{{D|event|A single tear slides down Mr. Robinson's face. The scene transitions to the street |
+ | ::{{D|event|A single tear slides down Mr. Robinson's face. The scene transitions to the street}} |
:{{D|Anais}}: What's with this new outfit? Can someone explain why this gigantic sword has a trigger? |
:{{D|Anais}}: What's with this new outfit? Can someone explain why this gigantic sword has a trigger? |
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:{{D|Gumball}}: Yeah, well you did reject the alternative outfit. |
:{{D|Gumball}}: Yeah, well you did reject the alternative outfit. |
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:{{D|Darwin}}: Wait, I think this person has a clue for us! |
:{{D|Darwin}}: Wait, I think this person has a clue for us! |
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:{{D|Gumball}}: Really? I wonder what makes you say that. |
:{{D|Gumball}}: Really? I wonder what makes you say that. |
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− | ::{{D|event|It is shown that |
+ | ::{{D|event|It is shown that Alison is feeding her pigeons. Gumball commences his interaction with her by pushing a button on the console}} |
:{{D|Crocodile Woman}}: Hello. I've lost my pigeons. Will you help me find them? |
:{{D|Crocodile Woman}}: Hello. I've lost my pigeons. Will you help me find them? |
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::{{D|event|The screen shows a map indicating all the spots the pigeons are at}} |
::{{D|event|The screen shows a map indicating all the spots the pigeons are at}} |
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:{{D|Darwin}}: The sun? |
:{{D|Darwin}}: The sun? |
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:{{D|Gumball}}: No, the compulsive need to complete every game 100 percent. |
:{{D|Gumball}}: No, the compulsive need to complete every game 100 percent. |
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− | ::{{D|event|Screen reads, "400 packs of tortilla chips, 300 cans of energy drinks LATER." Gumball, shown as an overweight nerd, enters back to |
+ | ::{{D|event|Screen reads, "400 packs of tortilla chips, 300 cans of energy drinks LATER." Gumball, shown as an overweight nerd, enters back to Alison, letting her take the pigeons}} |
:{{D|Voice}}: You've earned the NO LIFE trophy. |
:{{D|Voice}}: You've earned the NO LIFE trophy. |
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:{{D|Gumball}}: Worth it. |
:{{D|Gumball}}: Worth it. |
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==Preparing for the Awesome Store== |
==Preparing for the Awesome Store== |
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− | ::{{D|event|Scene cuts to map}} |
+ | ::{{D|event|Scene cuts to the world map}} |
:{{D|Gumball}}: Okay, we need to find this AWESOME STORE before we all start growing anime hair. |
:{{D|Gumball}}: Okay, we need to find this AWESOME STORE before we all start growing anime hair. |
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::{{D|event|Anais grows an anime hairstyle resembling Rizelea's}} |
::{{D|event|Anais grows an anime hairstyle resembling Rizelea's}} |
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::{{D|event|Darwin grows an anime hairstyle resembling Sephiroth's}} |
::{{D|event|Darwin grows an anime hairstyle resembling Sephiroth's}} |
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:{{D|Darwin}}: How about that? |
:{{D|Darwin}}: How about that? |
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− | ::{{D|event|Camera |
+ | ::{{D|event|Camera moves to show a building with a gold skull and a thundercloud above it}} |
:{{D|Gumball}}: Yeah, that'll be it. |
:{{D|Gumball}}: Yeah, that'll be it. |
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:{{D|Anais}}: Wait, we can't go yet! We don't have enough XPs to fight the boss. |
:{{D|Anais}}: Wait, we can't go yet! We don't have enough XPs to fight the boss. |
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::{{D|event|Scene transitions to a battle montage involving fighting squirrels, birds, rats, butterflies, squirrels again, birds again, and a bunny, squirrel, and bird; a battle theme plays. They no longer have anime hair}} |
::{{D|event|Scene transitions to a battle montage involving fighting squirrels, birds, rats, butterflies, squirrels again, birds again, and a bunny, squirrel, and bird; a battle theme plays. They no longer have anime hair}} |
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:{{D|Anais}}: Hmmm. We still need more XPs. But there are no enemies left to fight. |
:{{D|Anais}}: Hmmm. We still need more XPs. But there are no enemies left to fight. |
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− | ::{{D|event|They attack several residents of Elmore}} |
+ | ::{{D|event|They look around, and proceed to attack several residents of Elmore}} |
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:{{D|Billy}}: No, no, no— Aah! |
:{{D|Billy}}: No, no, no— Aah! |
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::{{D|event|Victorious music plays}} |
::{{D|event|Victorious music plays}} |
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:{{D|Gumball}}: Wait, don't you kinda want to hear that awesome battle music one last time? |
:{{D|Gumball}}: Wait, don't you kinda want to hear that awesome battle music one last time? |
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::{{D|event|Battle theme plays}} |
::{{D|event|Battle theme plays}} |
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− | :{{D|Gumball}}, {{D|Darwin}}, and {{D|Anais}}: Do-ba-do-ba-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do, do-ba-do-ba-do, ba-na-na- |
+ | :{{D|Gumball}}, {{D|Darwin}}, and {{D|Anais}}: Do-ba-do-ba-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do, do-ba-do-ba-do, ba-na-na-na. |
::{{D|event|Scene cuts to Gumball, Darwin, and Anais about to go through the entrance of the building; menacing music plays}} |
::{{D|event|Scene cuts to Gumball, Darwin, and Anais about to go through the entrance of the building; menacing music plays}} |
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:{{D|Gumball}}: You guys ready? 'Cause there's no turning back. |
:{{D|Gumball}}: You guys ready? 'Cause there's no turning back. |
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− | :{{D| |
+ | :{{D|Darwin}} and {{D|Anais}}: Mm-hmm. |
::{{D|event|All go through}} |
::{{D|event|All go through}} |
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:{{D|Gumball}}: No, no, wait. I forgot to save! I forgot to save! |
:{{D|Gumball}}: No, no, wait. I forgot to save! I forgot to save! |
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:{{D|Darwin}}: It's too late! The cut scene already started! |
:{{D|Darwin}}: It's too late! The cut scene already started! |
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− | :{{D|Gumball}}: No, no, no— |
+ | :{{D|Gumball}}: No, no, no— No! |
::{{D|event|Thunder crashes. Pipes drip, while the scene cuts to the trio walking through with worry}} |
::{{D|event|Thunder crashes. Pipes drip, while the scene cuts to the trio walking through with worry}} |
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− | :{{D| |
+ | :{{D|Van Shopkeeper}}: Welcome. |
::{{D|event|They gasp. Scene cuts to a man, showing only his eyes, opening the Awesome Store}} |
::{{D|event|They gasp. Scene cuts to a man, showing only his eyes, opening the Awesome Store}} |
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− | :{{D| |
+ | :{{D|Van Shopkeeper}}: Welcome to the end of your quest. Prepare to fight your true enemy. |
− | :{{D|event|Gumball, Darwin, and Anais attack the Awesome Store with magic powers |
+ | :{{D|event|Gumball, Darwin, and Anais abruptly attack the Awesome Store with magic powers}} |
− | :{{D| |
+ | :{{D|Van Shopkeeper}}: JEEZ LOUISE! I was about to explain how we're allies not enemies. |
:{{D|Gumball}}: Oh, uh, sorry. It's just you looked so evil, and you sold people all those cursed objects and stuff. |
:{{D|Gumball}}: Oh, uh, sorry. It's just you looked so evil, and you sold people all those cursed objects and stuff. |
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− | :{{D| |
+ | :{{D|Van Shopkeeper}}: What do they expect when they buy things from the back of a van? |
:{{D|Gumball}}: Fair point. Anyway, what were you saying? |
:{{D|Gumball}}: Fair point. Anyway, what were you saying? |
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− | :{{D| |
+ | :{{D|Van Shopkeeper}}: The secret is not a game. The secret to beat the game is to beat the game. |
− | :{{D|Gumball}}: |
+ | :{{D|Gumball}}: Uhh, what? |
− | :{{D| |
+ | :{{D|Van Shopkeeper}}: The console is the enemy. |
− | :{{D|Gumball}}: |
+ | :{{D|Gumball}}: Ohh! "Inverted Paradox— The Enemy Within." So the name actually meant something. Makes sense, because we're playing the game in real life and the enemy is -- Aah! |
==The Console== |
==The Console== |
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:{{D|Anais}}: How do we fight? We don't have the console anymore. |
:{{D|Anais}}: How do we fight? We don't have the console anymore. |
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:{{D|Gumball}}: We take it on, hand to hand. Hi-yah! |
:{{D|Gumball}}: We take it on, hand to hand. Hi-yah! |
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− | ::{{D|event|He |
+ | ::{{D|event|He performs a karate chop, but it doesn't reach the console creature}} |
:{{D|Anais}}: Aren't you supposed to actually hit it? |
:{{D|Anais}}: Aren't you supposed to actually hit it? |
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:{{D|Gumball}}: I'm not touching that with my bare hands. I don't know where its tentacles have been. |
:{{D|Gumball}}: I'm not touching that with my bare hands. I don't know where its tentacles have been. |
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:{{D|Darwin}}: I meant, use it on us! |
:{{D|Darwin}}: I meant, use it on us! |
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:{{D|Anais}}: Gumball, we still have the phone! |
:{{D|Anais}}: Gumball, we still have the phone! |
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− | :{{D|Gumball}}: Of course! |
+ | :{{D|Gumball}}: Of course! {{D|event|Prepares to throw the phone}} |
:{{D|Anais}}: No, we can use it to summon friends in battle! |
:{{D|Anais}}: No, we can use it to summon friends in battle! |
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:{{D|Gumball}}: Oh, yeah, right. |
:{{D|Gumball}}: Oh, yeah, right. |
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− | ::{{D|event|Gumball dials his friends and family. Sarah is summoned, and she uses BRAIN FREEZE: she |
+ | ::{{D|event|Gumball dramatically dials his friends and family. Sarah is summoned, and she uses BRAIN FREEZE: she pulls off her head and throws it at the monster, freezing it and taking out 999 health points. Hector is summoned and uses PSYCHE!: he is about to punch it, but instead flicks it, taking out 999 health. Banana Joe is summoned; he uses THOUSAND BLOWS: he dons a run pose, and continuously moves his arms and legs up and down, emanating multiple lasers, each taking 100 health. Carrie is summoned, and she uses STOP HITTING YOURSELF: she possesses the console and hits itself numerous times, each hit taking 100 health. Granny Jojo is summoned; she uses GIVE US A KISS: she pulls out her dentures and throws them at the console creature, and the dentures bite the monster, taking out 999 health. Nicole is summoned; she uses I'M NOT ANGRY JUST DISAPPOINTED: she stares at it with a very stern look, surprisingly taking out 999 health. The camera zooms out, showing a giant Richard in the background. Scene cuts to space, where Richard uses RING OF FIRE: he eats power and farts out a ray of light at it. Gumball presses the phone, and the console screeches as it dies. The battle ends; Gumball, Darwin, and Anais do a victory dance. The game cuts to the credits, displaying the text: INVERTED PARADOX THE ENEMY WITHIN, CREDITS: Directed by: Ben Bocquelet." Scene abruptly cuts to Gumball, Darwin and Anais back in reality, on the couch}} |
==Back to Reality== |
==Back to Reality== |
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:{{D|Gumball}}: Ah, no one cares about the credits. "Congratulations, you completed the game at eighty-nine percent." |
:{{D|Gumball}}: Ah, no one cares about the credits. "Congratulations, you completed the game at eighty-nine percent." |
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:{{D|Darwin}} and {{D|Anais}}: Yay! |
:{{D|Darwin}} and {{D|Anais}}: Yay! |
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:{{D|Gumball}}: What do you mean, eighty-nine percent? "Do you want to start a new game?" |
:{{D|Gumball}}: What do you mean, eighty-nine percent? "Do you want to start a new game?" |
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− | :{{D|Darwin}} and {{D|Anais}}: {{D|event|Gasps}} |
+ | :{{D|Darwin}} and {{D|Anais}}: {{D|event|Gasps}} NOOOOO!!— |
− | ::{{D|event|Gumball selects "YES," and the episode abruptly ends |
+ | ::{{D|event|Gumball selects "YES," and the episode abruptly ends}} |
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Revision as of 21:33, 6 April 2020
The Living Room
- [Gumball is lying on the couch reading a comic book. Richard approaches with a sly smile and clears his throat]
- Gumball: [Annoyed] What?
- Richard: Remember your last birthday present?
- Gumball: [Sarcastically] How can I forget? My present was an IOU.
- Richard: Well, I'm afraid I'm gonna need that back.
- Gumball: [Sighs and sits up] Really?
- [Gumball holds out the IOU, which Richard takes and rips in half]
- Richard: Because... [Pulls out a handheld gaming console from behind his back]
- Gumball: [Screams excitedly and takes the console] You got me a Game... [Looks at the front of the console, which is labeled GameChild™] ...Child? [Turns the console over] Made in Chainor? This is such a knock-off even the country it was made in is a knock-off! [Sighs] Did you buy it from the back of that van?
- Richard: Yeah, the Awesome Store. What's the problem? Everything we have is a knock-off. Our TV? It's a Soppy. Only two letters different, but that never stopped you from watching it. Your superhero, Badman, he's a knock-off too. But you love his morally dubious adventures. Even our doctor only has a doctorate in fine arts, [Lifts up his shirt to reveal stitches in the shape of a fruit plate] but he did a great job on my appendix scar.
- Gumball: Okay, thungs.
- Richard: What?
- Gumball: That's knock-off for thanks.
- Richard: [Turns to leave] That's the spirit. [Walks out of the room]
- [The console turns on as it makes a "ping!" sound]
- Gumball: "Inverted Paradox: The Enemy Within?" [Sighs] JRPG titles never make sense; They're just random words thrown together. The fashion equivalent would be wearing a Hawaiian shirt, ski boots and a top hat. Actually that does explain how the characters normally look.
- [Gumball struggles to operate the console]
- Gumball: Dad, your console's not working! [Reads] "Go to bathroom, attic, bedroom"?
- [Gumball presses the 'bedroom' button, and the entire scene starts to fade to black as he screams repeatedly, then he teleports to his bedroom]
The Bedroom
- Gumball: [Screams] Dude, what is going on?!
- Darwin: There you are! Sorry, I forgot your name.
- [The screen shows a name selector]
- Gumball: Please enter name? [Gasps] I've trapped us inside a video game! Awesome!
- [Gumball types in a name]
- Darwin: Please, MYBUTT, tell me what is going on.
- Gumball: [Giggles as Darwin and Anais talk]
- [Anais walks in]
- Anais: A foul curse has been released upon our town by MYBUTT.
- Darwin: You mean the gates of doom were opened by MYBUTT?
- Anais: The fabric of the universe was ripped apart by MYBUTT.
- Darwin: MYBUTT has made quite a mess.
- [Gumball begins laughing hysterically]
- Gumball: Surely this is gonna get old at some point.
- Darwin: Here's some healing ointment to help MYBUTT in the heat of battle!
- Gumball: [Gumball continues laughing, wiping a tear away] Nope.
- ["Anais and Darwin have joined your team"]
- [Ping! The screen shows that Gumball has received the bottle of healing ointment]
Outside
- Darwin: Oh no, the path is blocked by an awkwardly placed shrub! and we're apparently too stupid to walk on the lawn.
- Gumball: [Gumball selects an axe from the console]
- Voice: MYBUTT uses AXE. It is ineffective.
- Gumball: [Gumball selects a saw]
- Voice: MYBUTT uses SAW. It is ineffective.
- Gumball: Can MYBUTT just use common sense and walk around it?
- Voice: MYBUTT uses SARCASM. It is ineffective.
- Gumball: [kicks the shrub]
- [Screen spins and reveals a hideous leaf monster. It sends leaves toward Gumball]
- Gumball: Pfft, I'm pretty sure I can handle a few le-[Monster attacks Gumball] Ow! Ow! Ow! Ah! Ach! [Gumball falls to the ground]
- Voice: MYBUTT receives CRITICAL damage.
- [Gumball snickers]
- Anais: A leaf monster would be susceptible to fire attacks.
- Gumball: Yes, I think most things are susceptible to fire attacks. [Gumball selects "Science" attack on the console]
- [Anais rises with powers; dramatically pours chemical from test tube to test tube and then throws it at the leaf monster, defeating it]
- All: Woah! Yeah! Awesome!
- Darwin: We did it! [poses in victory]
- [Gumball, Darwin and Anais walk towards the path and seemingly out of nowhere, Leslie appears behind them]
- Darwin: Leslie? What happened to you?
- Leslie: I bought some fertilizer from THE AWESOME STORE. I went home after visiting the AWESOME STORE and used the fertilizer I'd just bought at THE AWESOME STORE but...
- Gumball: Okay! Okay! We got it, we got it. The awesome store is the villain.
- Leslie: THE AWESOME STORE...
- Darwin: MAKE IT STOP!
- Gumball: I can't! There's no command to skip through his cutscene.
- Darwin: DO SOMETHING!
- Gumball: Hold on! [Gumball takes the dialogue box from the bottom of the screen and proceeds to hit Leslie with it. Leslie left unconscious. The letters in Leslie's text box are now mixed up]
- Anais: We could've just walked away. But now maybe we should run.
- [The Wattersons run. The scene fades to black and switches to the porch of the Robinson household]
- Anais: What are we doing at Mr. Robinson's?
- Gumball [Searching through items] Getting loot.
- Anais: I think you mean looting.
- Gumball No, if there are items hidden in these pots, they must be for me.
- Anais: No, I'm pretty sure the mailman hid them there so people like you wouldn't steal them.
- [The Wattersons enter the house]
- Gumball: No, that's how it works in RPGs. Whatever you find, you take.
- Darwin: I don't know. There was no *BUDABLING* sound when you took that VHS player. Right now it just feels like you're ransacking an old man's house.
- Gumball: I'm sure Mr. Robinson doesn't mind.
- Gaylord: Welcome to my home. Please take whatever you need for your quest.
- Gumball: Hm. [takes Mr. Robinson's money] I'm gonna go sleep in his bed now.
- [A single tear slides down Mr. Robinson's face. The scene transitions to the street]
- Anais: What's with this new outfit? Can someone explain why this gigantic sword has a trigger?
- Gumball: Yeah, well you did reject the alternative outfit.
- Anais: Yeah I don't think that was age appropriate.
- Gumball: But those leather platform boots would have given you plus five vision!
- Anais: How?
- Gumball: Well, they make you taller, don't they?
- Anais: [gasps] Oh, that actually makes sense.
- [Gumball walks into Penny, equipped with a mechanical eye, who turns around and roars. Scene cuts to a battle scene]
- Gumball: Oh, man. I can't fight my girlfriend!
- Darwin: You have to!
- [Penny roars and is about to attack Gumball]
- Gumball: Uh, okay, I'll try to calm her down. Oh, how 'bout a gift?
- [Gumball selects "Item." He throws a VHS player]
- Gumball: I love you!
- [VHS player hits Penny in the head; the battle ends. Gumball, Darwin, and Anais do the victory dance in a horrified manner]
- Penny: [in a slurred voice] Thanks for saving me. The cellphone I bought from [shouting] THE AWESOME STORE took possession of me. [spawns a smartphone] Here, take it. It will help you in battle.
- Voice: Smartphone acquired. You may now summon friends in battle.
- Gumball: Thanks Penny. Sorry about the whole disfiguring you with the VHS player thing.
- Penny: No problem. Just a scratch.
- [All but Penny exit offscreen. Penny and her dialogue box fall. Scene cuts to the trio]
- Darwin: Wait, I think this person has a clue for us!
- Gumball: Really? I wonder what makes you say that.
- [It is shown that Alison is feeding her pigeons. Gumball commences his interaction with her by pushing a button on the console]
- Alison: Hello. I've lost my pigeons. Will you help me find them?
- [The screen shows a map indicating all the spots the pigeons are at]
- Gumball: No! A super tedious side quest that preys on every gamer's weakness!
- Anais: Tortilla chips and sugary drinks?
- Gumball: No!
- Darwin: The sun?
- Gumball: No, the compulsive need to complete every game 100 percent.
- [Screen reads, "400 packs of tortilla chips, 300 cans of energy drinks LATER." Gumball, shown as an overweight nerd, enters back to Alison, letting her take the pigeons]
- Voice: You've earned the NO LIFE trophy.
- Gumball: Worth it.
Preparing for the Awesome Store
- [Scene cuts to the world map]
- Gumball: Okay, we need to find this AWESOME STORE before we all start growing anime hair.
- [Anais grows an anime hairstyle resembling Rizelea's]
- Anais: But where is it?
- [Gumball grows an anime hairstyle resembling Cloud Strife's]
- Gumball: There must be a clue somewhere.
- [Darwin grows an anime hairstyle resembling Sephiroth's]
- Darwin: How about that?
- [Camera moves to show a building with a gold skull and a thundercloud above it]
- Gumball: Yeah, that'll be it.
- Anais: Wait, we can't go yet! We don't have enough XPs to fight the boss.
- Gumball: Then, we'll do the things that make up most RPGs— GRIND!
- Anais: What's that?
- Gumball: Fighting menial enemies until we're stacked!
- [Scene transitions to a battle montage involving fighting squirrels, birds, rats, butterflies, squirrels again, birds again, and a bunny, squirrel, and bird; a battle theme plays. They no longer have anime hair]
- Anais: Hmmm. We still need more XPs. But there are no enemies left to fight.
- [They look around, and proceed to attack several residents of Elmore]
- Billy: No, no, no— Aah!
- [Victorious music plays]
- Darwin: We're finally strong enough to take on THE AWESOME STORE! Let's go!
- Gumball: Wait, don't you kinda want to hear that awesome battle music one last time?
- [Battle theme plays]
- Gumball, Darwin, and Anais: Do-ba-do-ba-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do, do-ba-do-ba-do, ba-na-na-na.
- [Scene cuts to Gumball, Darwin, and Anais about to go through the entrance of the building; menacing music plays]
- Gumball: You guys ready? 'Cause there's no turning back.
- Darwin and Anais: Mm-hmm.
- [All go through]
- Gumball: No, no, wait. I forgot to save! I forgot to save!
- Darwin: It's too late! The cut scene already started!
- Gumball: No, no, no— No!
- [Thunder crashes. Pipes drip, while the scene cuts to the trio walking through with worry]
- Van shopkeeper: Welcome.
- [They gasp. Scene cuts to a man, showing only his eyes, opening the Awesome Store]
- Van shopkeeper: Welcome to the end of your quest. Prepare to fight your true enemy.
- [Gumball, Darwin, and Anais abruptly attack the Awesome Store with magic powers]
- Van shopkeeper: JEEZ LOUISE! I was about to explain how we're allies not enemies.
- Gumball: Oh, uh, sorry. It's just you looked so evil, and you sold people all those cursed objects and stuff.
- Van shopkeeper: What do they expect when they buy things from the back of a van?
- Gumball: Fair point. Anyway, what were you saying?
- Van shopkeeper: The secret is not a game. The secret to beat the game is to beat the game.
- Gumball: Uhh, what?
- Van shopkeeper: The console is the enemy.
- Gumball: Ohh! "Inverted Paradox— The Enemy Within." So the name actually meant something. Makes sense, because we're playing the game in real life and the enemy is -- Aah!
The Console
- [Gumball screams; the Game Child console turns into a "boss" creature and the scene cuts to a battle. It roars]
- Anais: How do we fight? We don't have the console anymore.
- Gumball: We take it on, hand to hand. Hi-yah!
- [He performs a karate chop, but it doesn't reach the console creature]
- Anais: Aren't you supposed to actually hit it?
- Gumball: I'm not touching that with my bare hands. I don't know where its tentacles have been.
- [The console attacks them, causing them to have 1 HP (health point) left]
- Anais: Wait, what happens in this game if we perish?
- Gumball: I guess we perish in the real world, too. Or worse, we'll have to restart the whole game from the beginning.
- [The console roars and shoots lasers that force the three to dodge them]
- Darwin: Use the potion I gave you!
- Gumball: But we might need it later!
- Darwin: Dude, we literally only have one XP left!
- Gumball: Aw, fine. Yah! [throws potion; however, it gives the console 650 more health points]
- Darwin: I meant, use it on us!
- Anais: Gumball, we still have the phone!
- Gumball: Of course! [Prepares to throw the phone]
- Anais: No, we can use it to summon friends in battle!
- Gumball: Oh, yeah, right.
- [Gumball dramatically dials his friends and family. Sarah is summoned, and she uses BRAIN FREEZE: she pulls off her head and throws it at the monster, freezing it and taking out 999 health points. Hector is summoned and uses PSYCHE!: he is about to punch it, but instead flicks it, taking out 999 health. Banana Joe is summoned; he uses THOUSAND BLOWS: he dons a run pose, and continuously moves his arms and legs up and down, emanating multiple lasers, each taking 100 health. Carrie is summoned, and she uses STOP HITTING YOURSELF: she possesses the console and hits itself numerous times, each hit taking 100 health. Granny Jojo is summoned; she uses GIVE US A KISS: she pulls out her dentures and throws them at the console creature, and the dentures bite the monster, taking out 999 health. Nicole is summoned; she uses I'M NOT ANGRY JUST DISAPPOINTED: she stares at it with a very stern look, surprisingly taking out 999 health. The camera zooms out, showing a giant Richard in the background. Scene cuts to space, where Richard uses RING OF FIRE: he eats power and farts out a ray of light at it. Gumball presses the phone, and the console screeches as it dies. The battle ends; Gumball, Darwin, and Anais do a victory dance. The game cuts to the credits, displaying the text: INVERTED PARADOX THE ENEMY WITHIN, CREDITS: Directed by: Ben Bocquelet." Scene abruptly cuts to Gumball, Darwin and Anais back in reality, on the couch]
Back to Reality
- Gumball: Ah, no one cares about the credits. "Congratulations, you completed the game at eighty-nine percent."
- Darwin and Anais: Yay!
- Gumball: What do you mean, eighty-nine percent? "Do you want to start a new game?"
- Darwin and Anais: [Gasps] NOOOOO!!—
- [Gumball selects "YES," and the episode abruptly ends]
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Episode 1 The DVD |
Episode 2 The Responsible |
Episode 3 The Third |
Episode 4 The Debt |
Episode 5 The End |
Episode 6 The Dress |
Episode 7 The Quest |
Episode 8 The Spoon |
Episode 9 The Pressure |
Episode 10 The Painting |
Episode 11 The Laziest |
Episode 12 The Ghost |
Episode 13 The Mystery |
Episode 14 The Prank |
Episode 15 The Gi |
Episode 16 The Kiss |
Episode 17 The Party |
Episode 18 The Refund |
Episode 19 The Robot |
Episode 20 The Picnic |
Episode 21 The Goons |
Episode 22 The Secret |
Episode 23 The Sock |
Episode 24 The Genius |
Episode 25 The Poltergeist |
Episode 26 The Mustache |
Episode 27 The Date |
Episode 28 The Club |
Episode 29 The Wand |
Episode 30 The Ape |
Episode 31 The Car |
Episode 32 The Curse |
Episode 33 The Microwave |
Episode 34 The Meddler |
Episode 35 The Helmet |
Episode 36 The Fight |
Episode 1 The Remote |
Episode 2 The Colossus |
Episode 3 The Knights |
Episode 4 The Fridge |
Episode 5 The Flower |
Episode 6 The Banana |
Episode 7 The Phone |
Episode 8 The Job |
Episode 9 Halloween |
Episode 10 The Treasure |
Episode 11 The Apology |
Episode 12 The Words |
Episode 13 The Skull |
Episode 14 The Bet |
Episode 15 Christmas |
Episode 16 The Watch |
Episode 17 The Bumpkin |
Episode 18 The Flakers |
Episode 19 The Authority |
Episode 20 The Virus |
Episode 21 The Pony |
Episode 22 The Hero |
Episode 23 The Dream |
Episode 24 The Sidekick |
Episode 25 The Photo |
Episode 26 The Tag |
Episode 27 The Storm |
Episode 28 The Lesson |
Episode 29 The Game |
Episode 30 The Limit |
Episode 31 The Voice |
Episode 32 The Promise |
Episode 33 The Castle |
Episode 34 The Boombox |
Episode 35 The Tape |
Episode 36 The Sweaters |
Episode 37 The Internet |
Episode 38 The Plan |
Episode 39 The World |
Episode 40 The Finale |
Episode 1 The Kids |
Episode 2 The Fan |
Episode 3 The Coach |
Episode 4 The Joy |
Episode 5 The Puppy |
Episode 6 The Recipe |
Episode 7 The Name |
Episode 8 The Extras |
Episode 9 The Gripes |
Episode 10 The Vacation |
Episode 11 The Fraud |
Episode 12 The Void |
Episode 13 The Boss |
Episode 14 The Move |
Episode 15 The Law |
Episode 16 The Allergy |
Episode 17 The Mothers |
Episode 18 The Password |
Episode 19 The Procrastinators |
Episode 20 The Shell |
Episode 21 The Burden |
Episode 22 The Bros |
Episode 23 The Mirror |
Episode 24 The Man |
Episode 25 The Pizza |
Episode 26 The Lie |
Episode 27 The Butterfly |
Episode 28 The Question |
Episode 29 The Saint |
Episode 30 The Friend |
Episode 31 The Oracle |
Episode 32 The Safety |
Episode 33 The Society |
Episode 34 The Spoiler |
Episode 35 The Countdown |
Episode 36 The Nobody |
Episode 37 The Downer |
Episode 38 The Egg |
Episode 39 The Triangle |
Episode 40 The Money |
Episode 1 The Return |
Episode 2 The Nemesis |
Episode 3 The Crew |
Episode 4 The Others |
Episode 5 The Signature |
Episode 6 The Check |
Episode 7 The Pest |
Episode 8 The Sale |
Episode 9 The Gift |
Episode 10 The Parking |
Episode 11 The Routine |
Episode 12 The Upgrade |
Episode 13 The Comic |
Episode 14 The Romantic |
Episode 15 The Uploads |
Episode 16 The Apprentice |
Episode 17 The Hug |
Episode 18 The Wicked |
Episode 19 The Traitor |
Episode 20 The Origins |
Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two |
Episode 22 The Girlfriend |
Episode 23 The Advice |
Episode 24 The Signal |
Episode 25 The Parasite |
Episode 26 The Love |
Episode 27 The Awkwardness |
Episode 28 The Nest |
Episode 29 The Points |
Episode 30 The Bus |
Episode 31 The Night |
Episode 32 The Misunderstandings |
Episode 33 The Roots |
Episode 34 The Blame |
Episode 35 The Slap |
Episode 36 The Detective |
Episode 37 The Fury |
Episode 38 The Compilation |
Episode 39 The Scam |
Episode 40 The Disaster |
Episode 1 The Rerun |
Episode 2 The Stories |
Episode 3 The Guy |
Episode 4 The Boredom |
Episode 5 The Vision |
Episode 6 The Choices |
Episode 7 The Code |
Episode 8 The Test |
Episode 9 The Slide |
Episode 10 The Loophole |
Episode 11 The Fuss |
Episode 12 The Copycats |
Episode 13 The Potato |
Episode 14 The Outside |
Episode 15 The Vase |
Episode 16 The Matchmaker |
Episode 17 The Box |
Episode 18 The Console |
Episode 19 The Ollie |
Episode 20 The Catfish |
Episode 21 The Cycle |
Episode 22 The Stars |
Episode 23 The Grades |
Episode 24 The Diet |
Episode 25 The Ex |
Episode 26 The Sorcerer |
Episode 27 The Menu |
Episode 28 The Uncle |
Episode 29 The Weirdo |
Episode 30 The Heist |
Episode 31 The Singing |
Episode 32 The Best |
Episode 33 The Worst |
Episode 34 The Deal |
Episode 35 The Petals |
Episode 36 The Nuisance |
Episode 37 The Line |
Episode 38 The List |
Episode 39 The News |
Episode 40 The Puppets |
Episode 1 The Rival |
Episode 2 The Lady |
Episode 3 The Sucker |
Episode 4 The Vegging |
Episode 5 The One |
Episode 6 The Father |
Episode 7 The Cringe |
Episode 8 The Cage |
Episode 9 The Neighbor |
Episode 10 The Anybody |
Episode 11 The Faith |
Episode 12 The Candidate |
Episode 13 The Pact |
Episode 14 The Shippening |
Episode 15 The Brain |
Episode 16 The Parents |
Episode 17 The Founder |
Episode 18 The Schooling |
Episode 19 The Intelligence |
Episode 20 The Potion |
Episode 21 The Spinoffs |
Episode 22 The Transformation |
Episode 23 The Understanding |
Episode 24 The Ad |
Episode 25 The Ghouls |
Episode 26 The Stink |
Episode 27 The Awareness |
Episode 28 The Slip |
Episode 29 The Drama |
Episode 30 The Buddy |
Episode 31 The Possession |
Episode 32 The Master |
Episode 33 The Silence |
Episode 34 The Future |
Episode 35 The Wish |
Episode 36 The Factory |
Episode 37 The Agent |
Episode 38 The Web |
Episode 39 The Mess |
Episode 40 The Heart |
Episode 41 The Revolt |
Episode 42 The Decisions |
Episode 43 The BFFS |
Episode 44 The Inquisition |