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:{{d|Gumball}}: {{d|event|Screams excitedly and takes the console}} You got me a Game... {{d|event|Looks at the front of the console, which is labeled Game Child}} ...Child? {{d|event|Turns the console over}} Made in Chainor? This is such a knock-off even the country it was made in is a knock-off! {{d|event|Sighs}} Did you buy it from the back of that van? |
:{{d|Gumball}}: {{d|event|Screams excitedly and takes the console}} You got me a Game... {{d|event|Looks at the front of the console, which is labeled Game Child}} ...Child? {{d|event|Turns the console over}} Made in Chainor? This is such a knock-off even the country it was made in is a knock-off! {{d|event|Sighs}} Did you buy it from the back of that van? |
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:{{d|Richard}}: Yeah, the Awesome Store. What's the problem? Everything we have is a knock-off. Our TV? It's a Soppy. Only two letters different, but that never stopped you from watching it. Your superhero, Badman, he's a knock-off too. But you love his morally-dubious adventures. Even our doctor only has a doctorate in fine arts, {{d|event|Lifts up his shirt to reveal stitches in the shape of a fruit plate}} but he did a great job on my appendix scar. |
:{{d|Richard}}: Yeah, the Awesome Store. What's the problem? Everything we have is a knock-off. Our TV? It's a Soppy. Only two letters different, but that never stopped you from watching it. Your superhero, Badman, he's a knock-off too. But you love his morally-dubious adventures. Even our doctor only has a doctorate in fine arts, {{d|event|Lifts up his shirt to reveal stitches in the shape of a fruit plate}} but he did a great job on my appendix scar. |
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− | :{{d|Gumball}}: Okay, |
+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: Okay, thungs. |
:{{d|Richard}}: What? |
:{{d|Richard}}: What? |
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:{{d|Gumball}}: That's knock-off for thanks. |
:{{d|Gumball}}: That's knock-off for thanks. |
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:{{d|Richard}}: {{d|event|Turns to leave}} That's the spirit. {{d|event|Walks out of the room}} |
:{{d|Richard}}: {{d|event|Turns to leave}} That's the spirit. {{d|event|Walks out of the room}} |
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::{{d|event|Ping! console turns on}} |
::{{d|event|Ping! console turns on}} |
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− | :{{d|Gumball}}: Inverted paradox, the enemy within? {{d|event|Sighs}} JRPG titles never make sense; They're just random words thrown together. The fashion equivalent would be wearing a Hawaiian shirt, ski |
+ | :{{d|Gumball}}: "Inverted paradox, the enemy within?" {{d|event|Sighs}} JRPG titles never make sense; They're just random words thrown together. The fashion equivalent would be wearing a Hawaiian shirt, ski boots and a top hat. Actually that does explain how the characters normally look. |
:{{d|event|Gumball struggles to operate the console}} |
:{{d|event|Gumball struggles to operate the console}} |
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− | :{{D|Gumball}}: Dad, your console's not working! |
+ | :{{D|Gumball}}: Dad, your console's not working! Go to bathroom, attic, bedroom? |
− | :{{D|Gumball}}: Go to bathroom, attic, bedroom? |
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::{{d|event|Gumball presses the 'bedroom' button, and the entire scene starts to fade to black as he screams repeatedly, then he teleports to his bedroom}} |
::{{d|event|Gumball presses the 'bedroom' button, and the entire scene starts to fade to black as he screams repeatedly, then he teleports to his bedroom}} |
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:{{D|Gumball}}:AHHHHHHHHhhhhh... Dude, what is going on!? |
:{{D|Gumball}}:AHHHHHHHHhhhhh... Dude, what is going on!? |
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:{{D|Gumball}}: Hold on! {{d|event|Gumball takes the dialogue box from the bottom of the screen and proceeds to hit Leslie with it. Leslie left unconscious}} |
:{{D|Gumball}}: Hold on! {{d|event|Gumball takes the dialogue box from the bottom of the screen and proceeds to hit Leslie with it. Leslie left unconscious}} |
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:{{D|Anais}}: We could of just walked away. But now maybe we should run. |
:{{D|Anais}}: We could of just walked away. But now maybe we should run. |
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+ | ::{{d|event|The Wattersons run. The scene fades to black and switches to the porch of the Robinson household}} |
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+ | :{{D|Anais}}: What are we doing at Mr. Robinson's? |
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+ | :{{D|Gumball}} {{d|event|searching through items}} Getting loot. |
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+ | :{{D|Anais}}: I think you mean looting. |
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+ | :{{D|Gumball}} No, if there are items hidden in these pots, they must be for me. |
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+ | :{{D|Anais}}: No, I'm pretty sure the mailman hid them there so people like you wouldn't steal them. |
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+ | ::{{D|Event|The Wattersons enter the house}} |
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+ | :{{D|Gumball}}: No, that's how it works in RPGs. Whatever you find, you take. |
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+ | :{{D|Darwin}}: I don't know. There was no *BUDABLING* sound when you took that VHS player. Right now it just feels like you're ransacking an old man's house. |
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+ | :{{D|Gumball}}: I'm sure Mr. Robinson doesn't mind. |
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+ | :{{D|Mr. Robinson}}: Welcome to my home. Please take whatever you need for your quest. |
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+ | :{{D|Gumball}}: Hm. {{d|event|takes Mr. Robinson's money}} I'm gonna go sleep in his bed now. |
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+ | ::{{D|event|A single tear slides down Mr. Robinson's face. The scene transitions to the street.}} |
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+ | :{{D|Anais}}: What's with this new outfit? Can someone explain why this gigantic sword has a trigger? |
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+ | :{{D|Gumball}}: Yeah, well you did reject the alternative outfit. |
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+ | :{{D|Anais}}: Yeah I don't think that was age appropriate. |
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+ | :{{D|Gumball}}: But those leather platform boots would have given you plus five vision! |
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+ | :{{D|Anais}}: How? |
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+ | :{{D|Gumball}: Well, they make you taller, don't they? |
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+ | :{{D|Anais}}: {{d|event|gasps}} Oh, that actually makes sense. |
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+ | ::{{D|Event|Gumball walks into Penny, who turns around and roars.}} |
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The Living Room
- [Gumball is lying on the couch reading a comic book. Richard approaches with a sly smile]
- Richard: Ahem.
- Gumball: [Annoyed] What?
- Richard: Remember your last birthday present?
- Gumball: [Sarcastically] How can I forget? My present was an IOU.
- Richard: Well, I'm afraid I'm gonna need that back.
- Gumball: [Sighs and sits up] Really?
- [Gumball holds out the IOU, which Richard takes and rips in half]
- Richard: Because... [Pulls out a handheld gaming console from behind his back]
- Gumball: [Screams excitedly and takes the console] You got me a Game... [Looks at the front of the console, which is labeled Game Child] ...Child? [Turns the console over] Made in Chainor? This is such a knock-off even the country it was made in is a knock-off! [Sighs] Did you buy it from the back of that van?
- Richard: Yeah, the Awesome Store. What's the problem? Everything we have is a knock-off. Our TV? It's a Soppy. Only two letters different, but that never stopped you from watching it. Your superhero, Badman, he's a knock-off too. But you love his morally-dubious adventures. Even our doctor only has a doctorate in fine arts, [Lifts up his shirt to reveal stitches in the shape of a fruit plate] but he did a great job on my appendix scar.
- Gumball: Okay, thungs.
- Richard: What?
- Gumball: That's knock-off for thanks.
- Richard: [Turns to leave] That's the spirit. [Walks out of the room]
- [Ping! console turns on]
- Gumball: "Inverted paradox, the enemy within?" [Sighs] JRPG titles never make sense; They're just random words thrown together. The fashion equivalent would be wearing a Hawaiian shirt, ski boots and a top hat. Actually that does explain how the characters normally look.
- [Gumball struggles to operate the console]
- Gumball: Dad, your console's not working! Go to bathroom, attic, bedroom?
- [Gumball presses the 'bedroom' button, and the entire scene starts to fade to black as he screams repeatedly, then he teleports to his bedroom]
- Gumball:AHHHHHHHHhhhhh... Dude, what is going on!?
- Darwin: There you are! Sorry, I forgot your name.
- [The screen shows a name selector]
- Gumball: Please enter name? [Gasps] I've trapped us inside a video game! AAAAWWESOOOOME!
- [Gumball types in a name]
- Darwin: Please, MYBUTT, tell me what is going on.
- Gumball: [Giggles as Darwin and Anais talk]
- [Anais walks in]
- Anais: A foul curse has been released upon our town by MYBUTT.
- Darwin: You mean the gates of doom were opened by MYBUTT?
- Anais: The fabric of the universe was ripped apart by MYBUTT.
- Darwin: MYBUTT has made quite a mess.
- [Gumball begins laughing hysterically]
- Gumball: Surely this is gonna get old at some point.
- Darwin: Here's some healing ointment to help MYBUTT in the heat of battle!
- Gumball: [Gumball continues laughing, wiping a tear away] Nope.
- ["Anais and Darwin have joined your team"]
- [Ping! The screen shows that Gumball has received the bottle of healing ointment]
Outside
- Darwin: Oh no, the path is blocked by an awkwardly placed shrub! and we're apparently too stupid to walk on the lawn.
- Gumball: [Gumball selects an axe from the console]
- Voice: MYBUTT uses AXE. It is ineffective.
- Gumball: [Gumball selects a saw]
- Voice: MYBUTT uses SAW. It is ineffective.
- Gumball: Can MYBUTT just use common sense and walk around it?
- Voice: MYBUTT uses SARCASM. It is ineffective.
- Gumball: [kicks the shrub]
- [Screen spins and reveals a hideous leaf monster. It sends leaves toward Gumball]
- Gumball: Pfft, I'm pretty sure I can handle a few le-[Monster attacks Gumball] Ow! Ow! Ow! Ah! Ek! [Gumball falls to the ground]
- Voice: MYBUTT receives CRITICAL damage.
- [Gumball snickers]
- Anais: A leaf monster would be susceptible to fire attacks.
- Gumball: Yes, I think most things are susceptible to fire attacks [Gumball selects "Science" attack on the console]
- [Anais rises with powers; dramatically pours chemical from test tube to test tube and then throws it at the leaf monster, defeating it]
- All: Woah! Yeah! Awesome! [poses in victory]
- [Gumball, Darwin and Anais walks towards the path and seemingly out of nowhere, Leslie appears behind them]
- Darwin: Leslie? What happened to you?
- Leslie: I bought some fertilizer from THE AWESOME STORE. I went home after visiting the AWESOME STORE and used the fertilizer I'd just bought at THE AWESOME STORE but..
- Gumball: Okay! Okay! We got it, we got it. The awesome store is the villain.
- Leslie: THE AWESOME STORE..
- Darwin: MAKE IT STOP!
- Gumball: I can't! There's no command to skip through his cut scene.
- Darwin: DO SOMETHING!
- Gumball: Hold on! [Gumball takes the dialogue box from the bottom of the screen and proceeds to hit Leslie with it. Leslie left unconscious]
- Anais: We could of just walked away. But now maybe we should run.
- [The Wattersons run. The scene fades to black and switches to the porch of the Robinson household]
- Anais: What are we doing at Mr. Robinson's?
- Gumball [searching through items] Getting loot.
- Anais: I think you mean looting.
- Gumball No, if there are items hidden in these pots, they must be for me.
- Anais: No, I'm pretty sure the mailman hid them there so people like you wouldn't steal them.
- [The Wattersons enter the house]
- Gumball: No, that's how it works in RPGs. Whatever you find, you take.
- Darwin: I don't know. There was no *BUDABLING* sound when you took that VHS player. Right now it just feels like you're ransacking an old man's house.
- Gumball: I'm sure Mr. Robinson doesn't mind.
- Gaylord: Welcome to my home. Please take whatever you need for your quest.
- Gumball: Hm. [takes Mr. Robinson's money] I'm gonna go sleep in his bed now.
- [A single tear slides down Mr. Robinson's face. The scene transitions to the street.]
- Anais: What's with this new outfit? Can someone explain why this gigantic sword has a trigger?
- Gumball: Yeah, well you did reject the alternative outfit.
- Anais: Yeah I don't think that was age appropriate.
- Gumball: But those leather platform boots would have given you plus five vision!
- Anais: How?
- {{D|Gumball}: Well, they make you taller, don't they?
- Anais: [gasps] Oh, that actually makes sense.
- [Gumball walks into Penny, who turns around and roars.]
v • e Transcript |
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Episode 1 The DVD |
Episode 2 The Responsible |
Episode 3 The Third |
Episode 4 The Debt |
Episode 5 The End |
Episode 6 The Dress |
Episode 7 The Quest |
Episode 8 The Spoon |
Episode 9 The Pressure |
Episode 10 The Painting |
Episode 11 The Laziest |
Episode 12 The Ghost |
Episode 13 The Mystery |
Episode 14 The Prank |
Episode 15 The Gi |
Episode 16 The Kiss |
Episode 17 The Party |
Episode 18 The Refund |
Episode 19 The Robot |
Episode 20 The Picnic |
Episode 21 The Goons |
Episode 22 The Secret |
Episode 23 The Sock |
Episode 24 The Genius |
Episode 25 The Poltergeist |
Episode 26 The Mustache |
Episode 27 The Date |
Episode 28 The Club |
Episode 29 The Wand |
Episode 30 The Ape |
Episode 31 The Car |
Episode 32 The Curse |
Episode 33 The Microwave |
Episode 34 The Meddler |
Episode 35 The Helmet |
Episode 36 The Fight |
Episode 1 The Remote |
Episode 2 The Colossus |
Episode 3 The Knights |
Episode 4 The Fridge |
Episode 5 The Flower |
Episode 6 The Banana |
Episode 7 The Phone |
Episode 8 The Job |
Episode 9 Halloween |
Episode 10 The Treasure |
Episode 11 The Apology |
Episode 12 The Words |
Episode 13 The Skull |
Episode 14 The Bet |
Episode 15 Christmas |
Episode 16 The Watch |
Episode 17 The Bumpkin |
Episode 18 The Flakers |
Episode 19 The Authority |
Episode 20 The Virus |
Episode 21 The Pony |
Episode 22 The Hero |
Episode 23 The Dream |
Episode 24 The Sidekick |
Episode 25 The Photo |
Episode 26 The Tag |
Episode 27 The Storm |
Episode 28 The Lesson |
Episode 29 The Game |
Episode 30 The Limit |
Episode 31 The Voice |
Episode 32 The Promise |
Episode 33 The Castle |
Episode 34 The Boombox |
Episode 35 The Tape |
Episode 36 The Sweaters |
Episode 37 The Internet |
Episode 38 The Plan |
Episode 39 The World |
Episode 40 The Finale |
Episode 1 The Kids |
Episode 2 The Fan |
Episode 3 The Coach |
Episode 4 The Joy |
Episode 5 The Puppy |
Episode 6 The Recipe |
Episode 7 The Name |
Episode 8 The Extras |
Episode 9 The Gripes |
Episode 10 The Vacation |
Episode 11 The Fraud |
Episode 12 The Void |
Episode 13 The Boss |
Episode 14 The Move |
Episode 15 The Law |
Episode 16 The Allergy |
Episode 17 The Mothers |
Episode 18 The Password |
Episode 19 The Procrastinators |
Episode 20 The Shell |
Episode 21 The Burden |
Episode 22 The Bros |
Episode 23 The Mirror |
Episode 24 The Man |
Episode 25 The Pizza |
Episode 26 The Lie |
Episode 27 The Butterfly |
Episode 28 The Question |
Episode 29 The Saint |
Episode 30 The Friend |
Episode 31 The Oracle |
Episode 32 The Safety |
Episode 33 The Society |
Episode 34 The Spoiler |
Episode 35 The Countdown |
Episode 36 The Nobody |
Episode 37 The Downer |
Episode 38 The Egg |
Episode 39 The Triangle |
Episode 40 The Money |
Episode 1 The Return |
Episode 2 The Nemesis |
Episode 3 The Crew |
Episode 4 The Others |
Episode 5 The Signature |
Episode 6 The Check |
Episode 7 The Pest |
Episode 8 The Sale |
Episode 9 The Gift |
Episode 10 The Parking |
Episode 11 The Routine |
Episode 12 The Upgrade |
Episode 13 The Comic |
Episode 14 The Romantic |
Episode 15 The Uploads |
Episode 16 The Apprentice |
Episode 17 The Hug |
Episode 18 The Wicked |
Episode 19 The Traitor |
Episode 20 The Origins |
Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two |
Episode 22 The Girlfriend |
Episode 23 The Advice |
Episode 24 The Signal |
Episode 25 The Parasite |
Episode 26 The Love |
Episode 27 The Awkwardness |
Episode 28 The Nest |
Episode 29 The Points |
Episode 30 The Bus |
Episode 31 The Night |
Episode 32 The Misunderstandings |
Episode 33 The Roots |
Episode 34 The Blame |
Episode 35 The Slap |
Episode 36 The Detective |
Episode 37 The Fury |
Episode 38 The Compilation |
Episode 39 The Scam |
Episode 40 The Disaster |
Episode 1 The Rerun |
Episode 2 The Stories |
Episode 3 The Guy |
Episode 4 The Boredom |
Episode 5 The Vision |
Episode 6 The Choices |
Episode 7 The Code |
Episode 8 The Test |
Episode 9 The Slide |
Episode 10 The Loophole |
Episode 11 The Fuss |
Episode 12 The Copycats |
Episode 13 The Potato |
Episode 14 The Outside |
Episode 15 The Vase |
Episode 16 The Matchmaker |
Episode 17 The Box |
Episode 18 The Console |
Episode 19 The Ollie |
Episode 20 The Catfish |
Episode 21 The Cycle |
Episode 22 The Stars |
Episode 23 The Grades |
Episode 24 The Diet |
Episode 25 The Ex |
Episode 26 The Sorcerer |
Episode 27 The Menu |
Episode 28 The Uncle |
Episode 29 The Weirdo |
Episode 30 The Heist |
Episode 31 The Singing |
Episode 32 The Best |
Episode 33 The Worst |
Episode 34 The Deal |
Episode 35 The Petals |
Episode 36 The Nuisance |
Episode 37 The Line |
Episode 38 The List |
Episode 39 The News |
Episode 40 The Puppets |
Episode 1 The Rival |
Episode 2 The Lady |
Episode 3 The Sucker |
Episode 4 The Vegging |
Episode 5 The One |
Episode 6 The Father |
Episode 7 The Cringe |
Episode 8 The Cage |
Episode 9 The Neighbor |
Episode 10 The Anybody |
Episode 11 The Faith |
Episode 12 The Candidate |
Episode 13 The Pact |
Episode 14 The Shippening |
Episode 15 The Brain |
Episode 16 The Parents |
Episode 17 The Founder |
Episode 18 The Schooling |
Episode 19 The Intelligence |
Episode 20 The Potion |
Episode 21 The Spinoffs |
Episode 22 The Transformation |
Episode 23 The Understanding |
Episode 24 The Ad |
Episode 25 The Ghouls |
Episode 26 The Stink |
Episode 27 The Awareness |
Episode 28 The Slip |
Episode 29 The Drama |
Episode 30 The Buddy |
Episode 31 The Possession |
Episode 32 The Master |
Episode 33 The Silence |
Episode 34 The Future |
Episode 35 The Wish |
Episode 36 The Factory |
Episode 37 The Agent |
Episode 38 The Web |
Episode 39 The Mess |
Episode 40 The Heart |
Episode 41 The Revolt |
Episode 42 The Decisions |
Episode 43 The BFFS |
Episode 44 The Inquisition |