Friend Request
- [Gumball and Darwin are on Shotofop and Elmore Plus]
- Gumball: So Darwin, what do you think, Duck Face or Ab Shot?
- Darwin: But we don't have any abs.
- Gumball: Which is why they invented Shotofop.
- [Uses "abs" tool to draw abs onto a picture of them]
- Gumball: Aaaaand upload!
- Darwin: So, what's next?
- Gumball: Check our friend requests. [Clicks] What the what?! Rejected?!
- Darwin: What was all that what about?
- Gumball: We got rejected by Hector, the guy whose only online friend is his mom!
- Darwin: What the what?
- Gumball: I think he owes us an explanation.
Hector's Cave
- Gumball: Hector! Hector! Hector! Hector! Hector! Hector! Hector!
- Mrs. Jötunheim: What do you want?!
- Gumball: [Looks down] Uh, who are you?
- Mrs. Jötunheim: I'm Hector's mom.
- [Gumball and Darwin inspect her, puzzledly]
- Mrs. Jötunheim: What?!
- Gumball: Nothing, It's just Hector's so...
- [Stretches his arms to show that Hector is big]
- Gumball: And you're so...
- [Pushes his hand closer together to show that Hector's mom is small]
- Gumball: And you're-you're a bit...
- [Makes a facial expression, imitating Hector's mom]
- Gumball: Actually, you're more like...
- [Imitates Mrs. Jötunheim almost perfectly]
- Gumball: Anyway, is Hector in?
- Hector: [Off-screen] Mom, who is it?
- Mrs. Jötunheim: Nothing to worry about, honey! [Grunts] In the absence of a door I can slam, I'm gonna do this.
- [Moves her hand as if slamming a door]
- Gumball: Can we at least talk to him?
- Mrs. Jötunheim: Door.
- Gumball: But we just want to be his friend on Elmore Plus!
- Mrs. Jötunheim: My baby doesn't need friends like you!
- Gumball: Ah, spoke through the door.
- Mrs. Jötunheim: [Irritated] Get off my property!
- [Gumball groans and him and Darwin walk away]
Boring?
- [The scene cuts to the outside of the school]
- Gumball: [Off-screen] Come on, Hector, at least talk to us!
- [Gumball and Darwin are shooting spitballs at Hector in the playground]
- Gumball: Just accept our friend request [Spits]. It's just, if we have more friends online... [Spits] it makes us feel better about not having any in real life! [Spits]
- [Spitball goop sticks on Hector's butt and then falls on Gumball and Darwin]
- Gumball: Argh, forget it! You're boring anyway.
- Hector: [Confused] What? Boring? Darwin, do you think I'm boring?
- Darwin: I wouldn't say "boring." You're just... much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much less interesting than anyone else I know.
- Gumball: [Shrugs] Eh.
- Hector: But I do loads of cool stuff.
- Gumball: Like what?
- [The scene cuts to Hector's cave]
- Hector : Well, this is my bedroom.
- Gumball : Are you sure that your mom's not here? It's not that I find her witch face creepy or anything, it's just that I really don't want her to jump out on me.
- [Gumball and Darwin stop, scream, and stare in horror at a disheveled hamster in a cage]
- Gumball: WHAT'S THAT?!
- Hector: That's my hamster, Barney.
- Darwin: Dude, I think that Barney is... [Spins Barney's wheel; Barney turns upside down and falls on his head, completely motionless]
- Hector: Hibernating. At least that's what my mom says.
- Gumball: Yeah... hibernating...
- Darwin: Dude! He's got comics! [Runs to the cabinet and takes out a comic book]
- Gumball: [Takes the book from Darwin and gasps] You've got issue one of Captain Punch?! That's a collector's item! [Whispering] I take back everything I said. [Sing-song voice] You're so not booooriiiinnng. This comic is so extreme, my mom won't even let my dad read it! [Opens comic]
- [A narrative of the comic begins, several parts of it have been clearly erased and drawn over with blue marker ink]
- Captain Punch: No matter how much it rains, this city always smells "lovely!"
- [A bell is heard ringing]
- Captain Punch: What's this?! Looks like three "ski enthusiasts" have "withdrawn their" hard earned wages from the bank! Better get down there! "Safely!" Not so fast, "gentlemen!"
- Ski enthusiast 1: "What a pleasant surprise, it's" Captain Punch!
- Ski enthusiast 1, 2, 3: [Pull out "pointing fingers" substituting for guns] "Hey! Hey!"
- Ski enthusiast 3: [Maniacal laughter] Hey!
- Captain Punch: Take this! "Nice bunch of flowers!" "Hey! is there something on my shoe?"
- Ski enthusiast 1: "Just some bubble gum!"
- Ski enthusiast 2: [Holding a water hose] "Let me wash it off for you!"
- Captain Punch: I'm going to take you down to "a nice restaurant for some swiss fondue!" My treat!
- [Scene cut backs to Hector's room]
- Gumball: Dude, who drew all over your comic?
- Hector: That's how it was when my mom gave it to me, it's pretty cool, huh?
- Gumball: Umm, I think we're going to go home now.
- Hector: No, no, wait! Let me tell some jokes, me and my mom do it all the time.
- Gumball: [Sighs lengthily] Fine.
- Hector: Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Gumball: [Shrugs]
- Hector: For a perfectly legitimate reason! He heh.
- Gumball: Dude, that's not a joke, that's a sentence.
- [A music box on a pillow starts playing]
- Hector: [Yawns] Bed time. [Falls asleep]
- [The music box stops]
- Gumball: Hmm... Hector's diary. [Reads diary entry] "I must not laugh, I must not get overexcited, I must not shout, I must not sneeze"? This sounds like a How-To Guide for ruining your life!
- Darwin: Who makes him write all this stuff?
- Gumball: [Tosses diary aside] I think I have an idea.
- Darwin: Who?
- [Gumball does an impression of Mrs. Jötunheim, who happens to be right behind them]
- Mrs. Jötunheim: [Off-screen] I think he means me!
- Gumball: [Screams] I knew she'd creep up on me!
- Mrs. Jötunheim: What are you doing in my son's bedroom?!
- Gumball: What are you doing taking the fun out of his life?!
- Mrs. Jötunheim: I think you're being a little presumptuous telling me how to raise my son.
- Gumball: Well, you know what else is presumptuous...? YOUR FACE!
- Mrs. Jötunheim: You don't know what presumptuous means, do you?
- Gumball: [Scoffs] Yeah...
- Mrs. Jötunheim: Just get out.
- Gumball: ...Okay.
- [Gumball and Darwin start to leave. Outside the cave, Gumball scoffs]
- Gumball: Bet you she is a witch.
- Darwin: I think you've been insulting enough for today.
Let Your Heart Beat
- [Gumball, Darwin and Hector are having lunch in the playground as the school bell rings]
- Gumball: Do you think Hector knows what his mom is doing to him?
- Darwin: I don't really think it's any of our business.
- Gumball: None of our business?! She's the reason we've got no friends on Elmore Plus! Yup, that's it! I'm going to speak to him.
- [Gumball angrily throws his sandwich on the ground and walks up to Hector]
- Gumball: Hector! I've been thinking! It's not your fault you're boring!
- [Hector is loudly chewing his sandwich]
- Gumball: Uh, you've got a bit of turkey sandwich just there. [Points to his chin]
- Hector: Huh?
- [Gumball screams as he and Darwin jump away from a giant turkey that falls to the ground]
- Gumball: Look, it's your mom's fault you're boring.
- Darwin: She's just strict, man.
- Gumball: You go tell her to give you some real comics, some real movies and a real. Life. HAMST—
- [Darwin quickly covers Gumball's mouth and slowly shakes his head at him]
- Hector: But she does those things because that's what's best for me.
- Gumball: Best for you?! Best for you?! [Walks closer to Hector] Is it best you don't laugh?! Is it best you don't cry?! Is it best you don't sneeze?! [Slams his fist on Hector's foot] Is there a heart in that chest of yours, Hector?! 'Cause if there is, [Slams both fists on Hector's foot] let it beat, man! Let it beat!
- [Darwin walks up to Gumball]
- Darwin: That's his toe.
- Gumball: [Whispers] I know. So, are you going to stand up to her, or not?!
- Hector: [Stands up] Yes, I AAAAMM!! [Slams his foot]
- [As Hector walks off, the slamming of his steps create an earthquake, causing Gumball and Darwin's faces to get all jumbled up]
- Gumball: Good.
I'm Not Boring!
- [At Hector's cave, Gumball and Darwin approach the entrance and hear Hector yelling]
- Hector: [Off-screen] No, you listen! Everyone thinks I'm boring and I'm fed up with it! I'll show them I'm not! [Walks out of the cave, crying]
- Mrs. Jötunheim: Calm down, honey! Try your breathing technique!
- Hector: [Calling off-screen] That's boring, too!
- Mrs. Jötunheim: What have you done to my son?!
- Gumball: Improved his life?
- Mrs. Jötunheim: What's the one thing you know about giants?!
- Gumball: ...That they're big?
- Mrs. Jötunheim: Yes, and so are their emotions! I wasn't making his life boring, I was making his life calm! You have to keep giants calm!
- Gumball: Why?
- Mrs. Jötunheim: Because if you don't, then that happens!
- [In the distance, Hector is attacking the town and causing destruction]
- Hector: IS THIS BORING, OR THIS?! DO YOU THINK THIS IS BORING?! CALL ME BORING NOW! [Swipes down the Robinson's house] IS THIS BORING?!
- [Margaret is in shock about the house]
- Gaylord: [Reading newspaper] Close the window, Margaret.
- Donut Cop: Freeze! Police!
- [Hector squashes the police car]
- Donut Cop: Well, uhh, I think I'll-uh call it a day. [Runs off on foot]
- [Hector approaches the senior citizens and yells]
- Hector: I'M NOT BOOOORIIIINGGG!!!
- [The senior citizens, except for Louie, are blown away]
- Louie: What did he say?
- [Back at Hector's Cave]
- Darwin: Gumball, what do we do? We have to stop him!
- Gumball: [Notices brooms in the cave] I got it! [Grabs a broom] We'll just fly after him using one of your witch brooms! [Attempts to "fly," but falls flat on his face]
- Mrs. Jötunheim: That's a normal broomstick. I'm a cleaning lady.
- Gumball: [Face down on the ground] Oh.
- Mrs. Jötunheim: [Takes off her hair clip] The witchy ones are over there.
- Gumball: [Quietly] I knew it.
- [Gumball, Darwin, and Mrs. Jötunheim fly after Hector]
- Hector: I'm not boring! I'm not boring!
- Mrs. Jötunheim: How ya doing?
- Darwin: Pretty good.
- Gumball: What the? Hooo. Do we really have to be this high?
- Mrs. Jötunheim: Yes! We need to be close to his head so he can hear the [Takes out Hector's music box] music box and fall asleep!
- Hector: I'm not boring! I'm not boring! [Damages several houses and continues running]
- Gumball: Mrs. Jötunheim? For the record, before we go on, I'd like to apologize.
- Mrs. Jötunheim: Nah, don't sweat it kid. Now I'll try to calm him down. You take the music box. Here! [Throws the music box at Gumball, but it falls short and drops down] Ah, just go get it! We'll lead him somewhere safer!
- Gumball: O-kay, how do you stop this thing? [Manages to stop the broom] A-ha! [Falls out of the sky, and starts screaming]
- [Gumball starts "swimming" towards the broom, and reaches for it. He screams as he sees the ground below him. He struggles to reach the broom and manages to get on it, and slow down just inches from the street. He nervously laughs in relief, but screams as the broom picks up speed again and goes down the street. The Senior citizens have just made it back to their seats, but get blown off once more as Gumball flies past them, except Louie who just falls off his chair. Gumball loses his grip and falls off the broom, and rolls on the asphalt, eventually grinding to a halt right next to the music box. Gumball yet again laughs nervously, then screams as he sees Hector's foot coming down on him, but Darwin dashes by and saves Gumball]
- Gumball: [Screaming] Oh.
- Darwin: Hey Gumball.
- Gumball: Darwin! Get me to that ear!
- [They fly towards Hector]
- Darwin: Hey Gumball, we're too heavy! You're gonna have to jump!
- Gumball: Jump? What the- [Glances at Hector and is shocked] Can't you just get a little bit higher?
- Darwin: Why?
- [Gumball points to Darwin that Hector's butt is all that they can reach]
- Darwin: Just get on with it!
- Gumball: [Sighs] Fine! [Jumps and grabs hold of Hector's butt]
- [Hector screams in pain and hits Gumball, who flies in the air and manages to grab hold of Hector' arm]
- Mrs. Jötunheim: Follow me, sweetie!
- Hector: Wait for me, mom.
- [Gumball climbs Hector's back with extreme difficulty. He then notices Darwin flying nearby with a smile on his face]
- Gumball: What's with the smug face?
- Darwin: Nothing. But I think there might be a lesson in all this. You know, next time you want to judge other people's life choices, maybe you should take a long hard look at your own!
- Gumball: Well, maybe you should take a long hard look at that duck.
- Darwin: Duck? [Is hit in the face by a flying duck]
- Hector: [Destroys electrical lines] Get outta my way!
- Mrs. Jötunheim: Hurry up, kid! I'll try and lead him to the stadium!
- [Gumball makes it to Hector's ear and starts winding the music box]
- Hector: Mom! Wait for me, mom!
- [Hector slips on a banana truck causing Gumball to lose his hold on the music box, which falls off]
- Gumball: DAGNABBIT!
- Mrs. Jötunheim: [Nearly inaudible] Whistle it!
- Gumball: What?
- Mrs. Jötunheim: Whistle the tune in his ear!
- Gumball: Okay! [Approaches Hector's ear and starts whistling]
- [Hector arrives at the stadium, yawning. As Gumball finishes the tune, Hector collapses]
- Gumball: Hector, uh... I'm sorry for calling you boring.
- Hector: I'm not sure all this excitement suits me, or anyone else. I think I'll just go back to being boring.
- Gumball: You're not boring, dude. You're nuts.
- [Hector starts snoring, and Gumball chuckles]
- Mrs. Jötunheim: You okay, kid?
- Gumball: Yeah! We're good.
- Mrs. Jötunheim: Great! I'll take care of him from here!
How to Deal with Friend Requests
- [The Watterson household, the computer in the kids' bedroom makes a ping sound]
- Darwin: We got a friend request!
- Gumball: Who is it? Oh, man, it's from Hector.
- Darwin: What shall we do? If we say yes, he'll get excited and trash the town. If we say no, he'll get sad and trash the town.
- Gumball: Don't worry, I know exactly what to do.
- [Gumball takes out a hammer and smashes it into the computer screen, at which point the episode ends]
v • e Transcript
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| Episode 1 The DVD |
Episode 2 The Responsible |
Episode 3 The Third |
Episode 4 The Debt |
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| Episode 5 The End |
Episode 6 The Dress |
Episode 7 The Quest |
Episode 8 The Spoon |
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| Episode 9 The Pressure |
Episode 10 The Painting |
Episode 11 The Laziest |
Episode 12 The Ghost |
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| Episode 13 The Mystery |
Episode 14 The Prank |
Episode 15 The Gi |
Episode 16 The Kiss |
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| Episode 17 The Party |
Episode 18 The Refund |
Episode 19 The Robot |
Episode 20 The Picnic |
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| Episode 21 The Goons |
Episode 22 The Secret |
Episode 23 The Sock |
Episode 24 The Genius |
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| Episode 25 The Poltergeist |
Episode 26 The Mustache |
Episode 27 The Date |
Episode 28 The Club |
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| Episode 29 The Wand |
Episode 30 The Ape |
Episode 31 The Car |
Episode 32 The Curse |
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| Episode 33 The Microwave |
Episode 34 The Meddler |
Episode 35 The Helmet |
Episode 36 The Fight |
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| Episode 1 The Remote |
Episode 2 The Colossus |
Episode 3 The Knights |
Episode 4 The Fridge |
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| Episode 5 The Flower |
Episode 6 The Banana |
Episode 7 The Phone |
Episode 8 The Job |
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| Episode 9 Halloween |
Episode 10 The Treasure |
Episode 11 The Apology |
Episode 12 The Words |
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| Episode 13 The Skull |
Episode 14 The Bet |
Episode 15 Christmas |
Episode 16 The Watch |
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| Episode 17 The Bumpkin |
Episode 18 The Flakers |
Episode 19 The Authority |
Episode 20 The Virus |
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| Episode 21 The Pony |
Episode 22 The Hero |
Episode 23 The Dream |
Episode 24 The Sidekick |
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| Episode 25 The Photo |
Episode 26 The Tag |
Episode 27 The Storm |
Episode 28 The Lesson |
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| Episode 29 The Game |
Episode 30 The Limit |
Episode 31 The Voice |
Episode 32 The Promise |
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| Episode 33 The Castle |
Episode 34 The Boombox |
Episode 35 The Tape |
Episode 36 The Sweaters |
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| Episode 37 The Internet |
Episode 38 The Plan |
Episode 39 The World |
Episode 40 The Finale |
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| Episode 1 The Kids |
Episode 2 The Fan |
Episode 3 The Coach |
Episode 4 The Joy |
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| Episode 5 The Puppy |
Episode 6 The Recipe |
Episode 7 The Name |
Episode 8 The Extras |
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| Episode 9 The Gripes |
Episode 10 The Vacation |
Episode 11 The Fraud |
Episode 12 The Void |
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| Episode 13 The Boss |
Episode 14 The Move |
Episode 15 The Law |
Episode 16 The Allergy |
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| Episode 17 The Mothers |
Episode 18 The Password |
Episode 19 The Procrastinators |
Episode 20 The Shell |
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| Episode 21 The Burden |
Episode 22 The Bros |
Episode 23 The Mirror |
Episode 24 The Man |
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| Episode 25 The Pizza |
Episode 26 The Lie |
Episode 27 The Butterfly |
Episode 28 The Question |
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| Episode 29 The Saint |
Episode 30 The Friend |
Episode 31 The Oracle |
Episode 32 The Safety |
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| Episode 33 The Society |
Episode 34 The Spoiler |
Episode 35 The Countdown |
Episode 36 The Nobody |
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| Episode 37 The Downer |
Episode 38 The Egg |
Episode 39 The Triangle |
Episode 40 The Money |
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| Episode 1 The Return |
Episode 2 The Nemesis |
Episode 3 The Crew |
Episode 4 The Others |
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| Episode 5 The Signature |
Episode 6 The Check |
Episode 7 The Pest |
Episode 8 The Sale |
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| Episode 9 The Gift |
Episode 10 The Parking |
Episode 11 The Routine |
Episode 12 The Upgrade |
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| Episode 13 The Comic |
Episode 14 The Romantic |
Episode 15 The Uploads |
Episode 16 The Apprentice |
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| Episode 17 The Hug |
Episode 18 The Wicked |
Episode 19 The Traitor |
Episode 20 The Origins |
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| Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two |
Episode 22 The Girlfriend |
Episode 23 The Advice |
Episode 24 The Signal |
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| Episode 25 The Parasite |
Episode 26 The Love |
Episode 27 The Awkwardness |
Episode 28 The Nest |
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| Episode 29 The Points |
Episode 30 The Bus |
Episode 31 The Night |
Episode 32 The Misunderstandings |
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| Episode 33 The Roots |
Episode 34 The Blame |
Episode 35 The Slap |
Episode 36 The Detective |
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| Episode 37 The Fury |
Episode 38 The Compilation |
Episode 39 The Scam |
Episode 40 The Disaster |
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| Episode 1 The Rerun |
Episode 2 The Stories |
Episode 3 The Guy |
Episode 4 The Boredom |
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| Episode 5 The Vision |
Episode 6 The Choices |
Episode 7 The Code |
Episode 8 The Test |
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| Episode 9 The Slide |
Episode 10 The Loophole |
Episode 11 The Fuss |
Episode 12 The Copycats |
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| Episode 13 The Potato |
Episode 14 The Outside |
Episode 15 The Vase |
Episode 16 The Matchmaker |
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| Episode 17 The Box |
Episode 18 The Console |
Episode 19 The Ollie |
Episode 20 The Catfish |
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| Episode 21 The Cycle |
Episode 22 The Stars |
Episode 23 The Grades |
Episode 24 The Diet |
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| Episode 25 The Ex |
Episode 26 The Sorcerer |
Episode 27 The Menu |
Episode 28 The Uncle |
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| Episode 29 The Weirdo |
Episode 30 The Heist |
Episode 31 The Singing |
Episode 32 The Best |
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| Episode 33 The Worst |
Episode 34 The Deal |
Episode 35 The Petals |
Episode 36 The Nuisance |
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| Episode 37 The Line |
Episode 38 The List |
Episode 39 The News |
Episode 40 The Puppets |
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| Episode 1 The Rival |
Episode 2 The Lady |
Episode 3 The Sucker |
Episode 4 The Vegging |
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| Episode 5 The One |
Episode 6 The Father |
Episode 7 The Cringe |
Episode 8 The Cage |
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| Episode 9 The Neighbor |
Episode 10 The Anybody |
Episode 11 The Faith |
Episode 12 The Candidate |
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| Episode 13 The Pact |
Episode 14 The Shippening |
Episode 15 The Brain |
Episode 16 The Parents |
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| Episode 17 The Founder |
Episode 18 The Schooling |
Episode 19 The Intelligence |
Episode 20 The Potion |
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| Episode 21 The Spinoffs |
Episode 22 The Transformation |
Episode 23 The Understanding |
Episode 24 The Ad |
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| Episode 25 The Ghouls |
Episode 26 The Stink |
Episode 27 The Awareness |
Episode 28 The Slip |
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| Episode 29 The Drama |
Episode 30 The Buddy |
Episode 31 The Possession |
Episode 32 The Master |
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| Episode 33 The Silence |
Episode 34 The Future |
Episode 35 The Wish |
Episode 36 The Factory |
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| Episode 37 The Agent |
Episode 38 The Web |
Episode 39 The Mess |
Episode 40 The Heart |
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| Episode 41 The Revolt |
Episode 42 The Decisions |
Episode 43 The BFFS |
Episode 44 The Inquisition |