The Car/Transcript

Horrible Mother

[Nicole is sleeping in her bed. Suddenly, an eerie shadow comes, and it turns out to be Anais. Nicole is shocked when she sees her]

Nicole: Aah!

Anais: [Holds up poster] It's Daisy the Donkey on Ice Day! You promised to take me, and we're late!

Nicole: Oh, honey, I'm sorry. Mommy worked really late last night.

[Anais holds a tape recorder and plays it]

Nicole: [On recording] What sort of a horrible mother wouldn't take her daughter to her favorite show?

Nicole: Oh, Anais, I know what I said, but--

[Anais replays the part that says "horrible mother" on repeat]

Nicole: [Sighs] Okay.

What Could Go Wrong?

[The living room. Richard opens up a box]

Richard: "ElectroFat. Gets you fit while you watch TV." [Puts the ElectroFat electrodes on his body] So the last electrode goes... Where? Oh, there!

[Nicole and Anais go down the stairs, with Anais dragging Nicole while jumping and singing]

Anais: Daisy the Donkey, Daisy!

Richard: Oh, hi, Honey!

Nicole: [Yawns] Hi. Where's Gumball and Darwin?

Richard: In the backyard, playing their made-up game.

Nicole: Keep an eye on them. Every time they play that game, it's a mess.

[Flashback to when they played the game, the house was a mess]

Gumball and Darwin: Dodge or Dare!

[Flashback ends]

Richard: Relax, honey. I'm here. What could go wrong?

[Flashback to when Richard played with them, the house was on fire]

Gumball, Darwin and Richard: Dodge or Dare! Dodge or Dare! Dodge or Dare!

[Flashback ends]

Nicole: [Nervously] Yeah... What could go wrong?

Anais: [Frustrated] Daisy the Donkey!

[Nicole is pulled out of the house by Anais]

Richard: Now come on, ElectroFat. Make me beautiful! [Turns on the switch and he screams]

Dodge or Dare

[The backyard. Gumball and Darwin are playing Dodge or Dare. Richard's screaming is heard]

Darwin: What was that?

Gumball: Doesn't matter. It's time to play...

Darwin and Gumball: Dodge or Dare! Roll the dice, take a card! [Takes out a card]

Darwin: Dare! You have to throw the ball onto the moon using only objects from the trash!

Gumball: [Stretches his arms] Ha! Just watch and learn. [Quickly builds a Rube-Goldberg machine] Yes! [Blows out a marble]

[The marble moves through the machine and eventually makes a bowling ball fly to Gumball's direction]

Gumball: Aaaahh! [Covers his face with his hands as the ball is about to hit his face]

[The ball's movement is suddenly paused]

Darwin: Hey, the card says "No hands".

[Gumball sighs and hardens his face to receive the ball. The ball suddenly moves again and bounces back from his face]

[Cut to the Robinsons' backyard. The Robinsons are seated on lawn lounge chairs]

Gaylord: I told you, Margaret. It's not a mid-life crisis. It's just a new car.

[The ball suddenly hits Margaret's wig, causing it to fall off]

Gumball: Huh, it landed on the Mr. Robinson's yard!

[Gumball and Darwin scream in excitement and take a peek at the Robinson's backyard. Gaylord Robinson is seen laughing at his wife]

Gumball: Mr. Robinson, he's such a funny guy!

Darwin: Mrs. Robinson is one lucky lady!

[Margaret puts her wig back on, glares at Gaylord and he stops laughing. They hear the doorbell ringing]

[Cut to the front door. It opens and Gumball and Darwin are happily talking simultaneously]

Gaylord: [Interrupting] Your ball fell into my garden, causing my wife's hair... To fall off! Therefore, as a punishment, I'll teach you a new game called... Emm...

[Margaret whispers something]

Gaylord: Learning the consequences of your actions!

Gumball: A game Mr. Robinson invented for us?

Gumball and Darwin: Yay!

The Punishment

[Cut to the Robinsons' backyard]

Gaylord: You can start by cleaning the garden.

Gumball and Darwin: Yes!

Gaylord: But wait! [Kicks the tree to make all of the leaves fall down] There you go. You wouldn't want it to be easy, would ya? [Laughs as he and Margaret go back into the house]

Gumball and Darwin: Woo-hoo! [Jump in the pile of leaves]

[A few hours later]

Gaylord: We'll see if they're still smiling after this. [Laughs with his wife]

[The doorbell rings and the Robinsons immediately go to open it. They then stare dumbfounded at what they're seeing]

Gumball: Excuse me. [Takes a leaf from Gaylord's head] There. [Puts the leaf into a group of other leaves] We're done! This is green, greeny-orange, orangey-green, terracotta, Egyptian sunrise, sunset yellow, and this... [Shows them a leaf that has Mr. Robinson's face] ...is the Mr. Robinson head-shaped leaf.

Gumball and Darwin: [Amazed] Oooooooh! Can we keep it?

Gaylord: No. [Checks grass] You slackers forgot to cut the grass!

Gumball: Oh, Mr. Robinson, you're so right.

Darwin: [Punches his own head] What were we thinking?!

Gumball: We'll get it right on it. [Cheers with hands up]

Gaylord: But, wait! [Hands out his nail clippers] You got to use nail clippers.

Gumball and Darwin: Yay! Thank you, Mr. Robinson! [Both run in excitement back in the backyard]

Gaylord: I think they're missing the point.

[Gaylord and Margaret face to the door to go back inside]

Gumball and Darwin: [Off-screen] Done!

Gaylord: What the...?!

[The backyard is shown to be very tidy and sparkly]

The Sun: Oh!

Gaylord: All right, goons. [Carries a paint can and a brush] Come here and, paint this fence blue.

Gumball and Darwin: Yay! [Run in excitement to back in the backyard]

Gaylord: That'll teach them to mess with Gaylord Robinson.