Slave for the Day
- [Episode starts at the playground. Gumball is seen with Darwin in his mouth]
- Darwin: I still maintain that you wouldn't be able to beat Dad in an eating contest!
- [Gumball sucks Darwin further into his mouth]
- Darwin: Okay, okay, you win. LET ME OUT!
- [Gumball spits him out]
- Gumball: Your turn. I bet you can't kiss your own tail.
- Darwin: Challenge accepted.
- [Darwin stretches himself out and desperately tries to reach his own tail]
- Gumball: [Laughing] Ha ha ha, dude. You look like a wiener with a botched facelift!
- [Darwin looks down at the ground in defeat]
- Gumball: Okay, you lost. You're my slave for the day now!
- Darwin: [Outraged] WHAT? No way, man, double or quits! I bet you can't pluck that flower with your butt and carry it across the playground.
- Gumball: Mmm-hmm...
- [Gumball plucks the flower with his butt, carries it across the playground, and lets it drop to the ground at the other side]
- Darwin: [Panicking] WAIT, NO! Errrr... I bet I can jump through my own leg!
- [Darwin grabs his leg and tries to jump through it. He ends up faceplanting, giving himself a black eye and a few scratches]
- Darwin: Triple or quits!
- [He tries again and faceplants. His face is even more messed up]
- Darwin: Quadruple or quits!
- [He tries yet again and faceplants. His face is pressed into his head]
- Darwin: What's the next tuple after that?
- Bobert: Quintuple. Why are you repeatedly jumping on your face?
- [Darwin kicks himself in the back of his head, making his face pop back out]
- Darwin: Because it's fun!
- Bobert: Define 'fun'.
- Gumball: Oh, you know, like hanging out with friends, gawking at girls, and playing games like this one!
- Bobert: Computing friends, girls, games. [Saddened] Results: zero.
- [Gumball and Darwin look at each other, gasp, and cry]
- Bobert: Can I join your game?
- Gumball: Of course you can. [Hugs Bobert] Okay, we're playing bets, and the loser is the winner's servant for twenty-four hours!
- Bobert: But your chances of beating a robotic unit in any task is zero point zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, one percent.
- Gumball: Really? Well, I bet you can't say the alphabet faster than me!
- Bobert: Challenge accepted. [Fast robotic voice] ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQR-
- Gumball: The alphabet.
- Bobert: Recomputing question. Trick detected. Failure acknowledged. [Looks at the ground in defeat]
- Gumball: Sorry, man, you lose!
- Bobert: Switching hard-drive to slave mode.
- [Bobert briefly turns off and on again. His pupils dilate massively, and his voice becomes monotonous]
- Bobert: Awaiting command.
- Gumball: Dude, we have our own super hi-tech robot for twenty-four hours!
- Darwin: We can use his power for the good of mankind!
- Gumball: We can save dolphins!
- Darwin: And stop global warming!
- Gumball: And bring peace to the world!
- Darwin: There's so much good we can do!
- [Scene cuts to Bobert releasing a jet of flames from his behind in the nurse's office]
- Bobert: Do you have anything for this?
- Joan: Well, I- uhh, I'm not a mechanic, but, uhh, how long has this been going on?
- Bobert: Ever since I fell in love with your mom.
- [Gumball and Darwin are seen watching from the door]
- Darwin: I thought you wanted to do good for mankind?
- Gumball: Yeah, but this is more fun. Now make out with the defibrillator!
- [Bobert grabs the defibrillator]
- Joan: Oh, no, what are you doing?
- [Principal Brown walks past the door, then looks at Bobert in shock]
- Nigel Brown: What the... Watterson!
- [Gumball smiles nervously at Principal Brown]
Get Lost
- Gumball: This is a violation of the first amendment!
- Nigel Brown: Preventing you from breaking medical equipment and making jokes about the nurse's mother is not a violation of your freedom of speech! As punishment, you will mow the stadium field during your lunch break. Now get out of here.
- [Gumball, Darwin, and Bobert exit Principal Brown's office]
- Gumball: I wish that guy would just get lost.
- [Bobert dings]
- Bobert: [Replays Gumball's voice] I wish that guy would just get lost.
- [Scene cuts to Principal Brown waking up in a rain forest]
- Nigel Brown: [Gasps] Where am I?
- [Cut to the stadium, where Bobert is shooting a laser beam at the football field]
- Gumball: Bobert, A bit more on the left!
- Darwin: I don't think that's right.
- Gumball: I know! Principal Brown has no sense of humor, man.
- Darwin: I'm talking about the way you treat Bobert.
- Gumball: Well, I'm sorry, but he's the one who asked to play. Careful with those edges, dude! Besides, I didn't make the rules.
- Darwin Uh, yeah you did. And you know Bobert's not normal. His life is so sad. We should help him.
- Gumball: Sure, whatever.
- Bobert: Task complete.
- Gumball: A bit more hair on the horse's tail!
- [Bobert shoots more laser beams. Scene zooms out, showing the equation on the field which is pictures of glasses plus a horse's rear equals Principal Brown]
- Gumball: [Chuckles] Perfect.
How to Talk to Girls
- Darwin: Bobert, we're going to find you a girlfriend.
- Gumball: What? Why?
- Darwin: [Whispers] Because his life is pathetic and he needs some love. [Normal voice] Now walk up to Tina. She's desperate, and you are... available?
- Bobert: But I don't know how to talk to girls.
- Gumball: And he's probably not gonna appreciate switching out of slave mode to find he's married to some Jurassic meat sack! What am I talking about? This is funniest idea ever.
- Bobert: Hey, baby girl.
- [Tina growls]
- Bobert: This might come as a shock.
- Darwin: But I can see there's an energy inside you.
- Bobert: [Copies] But I can see there's an energy inside you.
- Darwin: In fact, If we got-
- Bobert: -together, sparks would fly.
- Darwin: It would be-
- Bobert: -electric.
- Tina: Whoa, no one's ever spoken to me with such poetry before.
- Darwin: I'm-
- Gumball: [Covers Darwin's mouth] Not talking to you-
- Bobert: I'm talking to the fuse box.
- [Tina growls. Darwin punches Gumball]
- Gumball: I'm sorry, I just couldn't help it. You kept talking about all that electric stuff, and the fuse box was there! [Laughs]
- [Tina roars, Bobert's head flies across the screen, and Gumball stops laughing]
In the Classroom
- Darwin: I can't believe you did that to Bobert! All of this because of your stupid game.
- Lucy Simian: Shhhhhh!
- Gumball: [Whispers] Dude, whisper.
- Darwin: [Loudly] I am whispering!
- Gumball: No, you're just doing a whispery voice. If anything, it's louder than normal. Look, if you want make Bobert happy, you treat him like like a normal kid, not a charity case.
- Darwin: Go tell that to his head!
- Joan: [Comes in with Bobert] Well, I've patched him up as best as I can, but for the last time, I'm a nurse, I'm not a mechanic!
- Lucy Simian: Well, I'm not a florist [Gestures to Leslie] or a meteorologist [Gestures to Masami] or some kind of freak show owner. [Gestures to Sussie, who grins weirdly] But you don't see me complaining, do you?
- Joan: Hmph! [Leaves angrily]
- [The bell rings, and everyone starts to leave]
- Gumball: Bobert, would you rather have an awesome friend or a patronizing fairy godmother?
- Darwin: I'm not a fairy godmother!
- Lucy Simian: Get out of here! Can't you see I'm on my break?
- Gumball: Aw. Dude, she's even more upset than you are. She seriously needs to chill out.
- Bobert: [Replays Gumball's voice] She seriously needs to chill out.
At the Park
- Gumball: Fetch!
- [Bobert stretches his arm and catches the stick]
- Gumball: Hmm.... All right, smarty-pants, no arms this time.
- [Bobert tucks his arms in]
- Gumball: Fetch!
- [Throws stick, Bobert runs after it]
- Darwin: So, this is treating him like a normal kid, huh?
- Gumball: Ah. A normal kid who lost his bet fair and square. Do you think I wouldn't do the same to you?
- [Bobert comes, pushing the stick with his head]
- Gumball: This time, no feet.
- [Bobert tucks in his feet]
- Gumball: Fetch!
- [Throws stick. Bobert falls onto his side and rolls away]
- Darwin: I guess you would, but still. This is no way to treat a, uh...
- Gumball: Go on, say it! A challenged person?
- Darwin: No.
- Gumball: You think you're better than him? It took you five years to learn facial expressions, and there are still some you don't know! [Makes a face] What's this one?
- Darwin: You're making it difficult on purpose!
- Gumball: Don't worry, I made this one up, but that's my point. Bobert has to learn. He's a pretty sharp kid, you know. [To Bobert] Don't let the dog get it!
- [As the Cyclops Dog picks up the stick, Mr. Small, who is rollerskating, trips over Bobert. He tries to stay standing, but falls over. He is then seen talking sternly to Gumball, Darwin, and Bobert]
- Mister Small: You're lucky I'm a licensed rollerblader, okay? If I hadn't been able to perform a safe roll, you could have lost a friend. [Makes hand motions] Blades. For. Life. You be careful now. [Leaves]
- Gumball: [Blows a raspberry] This world needs less rollerbladers, man.
- [Bobert fires laser beams at Mr. Small]
- Mister Small: AAH!
- [One of his roller blades, engulfed in flames, rolls onscreen]
- Mister Small: I'm okay!
Terminate Gumball
- [Gumball, Darwin, and Bobert are seen in class]
- Gumball: Hey, Darwin. check this out. Bobert, divide by zero.
- [Bobert tries to, but malfunctions]
- Darwin: See, that's the problem here. Any other kid, normal or not, would have some limits, but a robot just doesn't. It's unfair to do that to him.
- Gumball: Why are you so uptight about this? I don't see anyone else having a problem with it.
- Darwin: That's because no one else is here.
- [Camera zooms out to reveal they are the only ones in class]
- Gumball: Oh. Where is everybody?
- Rocky: [Looks in classroom] Hey, what are you still doing here? School's cancelled today, there's no teachers.
- Gumball: No teachers? Get out of here.
- [Bobert stops malfunctioning and throws Rocky out the window]
- Gumball: Uh, what just happened here?
- Bobert: Following command.
- Gumball: Dude, I never asked you to throw him out the window, I said get out of here.
- [Bobert jumps out of a window]
- Gumball: What the droid?
- Darwin: See, I told you! A robot's got no limits or common sense. This can only go bad!
- Gumball: Oh. come on. as long as I don't say, "Bobert, terminate Gumball" or whatever, it's fine.
- [Bobert turns on]
- Darwin: Put an end to it!
- Gumball: No! [Darwin punches him] Ow, okay! Bobert, you don't take orders from anyone now, all right?
- [Bobert fires laser beams at them]
- Gumball: Aah! What the..? What's your problem, man?
- Bobert: Following command. [Replays Gumball's voice] Bobert, terminate Gumball.
- Gumball: Oh, yeah... Delete that from your memory.
- Bobert: Command denied. [Replays] Bobert, you don't take orders from anyone now, all right? [Regular voice] Commence termination.
- [Bobert's eye glows red. Gumball and Darwin run away as he begins firing lasers in their direction]
- Darwin: Why am I running? It's you he's trying to terminate.
- Gumball: Because, you wanted to hear me say I was wrong.
- Darwin: You know me well, don't you?
- [They scream and fall into the cafeteria as Bobert shoots down the doors]
- Darwin: Wait! I have an idea!
- [As Bobert walks into the cafeteria, Darwin is crying over a turkey from the freezer dressed in Gumball's shirt]
- Darwin: Look at what you've done...
- [Bobert scans the turkey]
- Darwin: He was all I had.
- [Gumball is seen inside the freezer, unaware of Miss Simian behind him from the previous command “She seriously needs to chill out”]
- Gumball: Come on, come on, come on, take the bait.
- Lucy Simian: [Hugs Gumball] I'm sorry, Watterson. I know this isn't appropriate, but I just need to warm up.
- [Gumball runs out of the freezer]
- Gumball: AAAAHHH! Get off! Get off! Get off! [Takes his shirt off the turkey and runs off while Bobert fires lasers at him]
- Lucy Simian: Wait! I'm so cold!
- [Bobert fires a laser beam at Miss Simian and sets her on fire as Darwin follows Gumball]
- Lucy Simian: Ahh, that's better.
- [Gumball attempts to open two doors, before finally opening the door to the nurse's office]
- Gumball: Oh, thank goodness! You need help me, Bobert's gone crazy.
- Joan: [Sighs, writes something on a sticky note, hands it to Gumball] Here you go.
- Gumball: What's that?
- Joan: Tech-Support hotline... I am not a mechanic.
- [Gumball looks into the hall and sees Bobert, who tries to shoot more lasers at Gumball. Gumball screams and dodges a laser before grabbing the fire hose and the sticky note]
- Gumball: Thanks!
- [Gumball jumps out of the window as Bobert shoots at him, using the fire hose to fling him into the room on the ground floor. As Bobert walks away, Joan, who is completely charred by the explosion, puts a band-aid on her head before fainting. Gumball is then seen dialing the tech support on the school phone]
- Technician: Good afternoon, and thank you for calling our Technical Support.
- Gumball: Yes, hi, I have a problem with my-
- Technician: To book an appointment with one of our technicians, press one, to check on an order-
- Gumball: Dagnabbit, you stupid answering machine! If I wanted to talk to-
- [As Gumball yells, Bobert, who is being held back by Darwin, turns to look at Gumball]
- Technician: No need to be rude, sir. If you did this job all day, you too would end up talking like a machine.
- [Bobert shoots lasers at Gumball, one of which severs telephone's chord]
- Darwin: Watch out!
- [Gumball screams and jumps out of the way as one of Bobert's lasers destroy the telephone. Gumball returns and puts his hand into the change return slot]
- Darwin: What are you doing?
- Gumball: Getting my change.
- Darwin: Just get out of here!
- [Gumball runs off as Bobert fires more lasers]
Library Finale
- [Gumball runs into the library, closes the door and blocks it with a chair, but runs away as soon as Bobert starts melting the door. Bobert looks around the library, then finds where Gumball is trying to hide]
- Darwin: I'm sorry, Gumball. I can't slow him down any longer, my belly's too chafed. [Grunts, lets go of Bobert] Oh, wait, never mind, he's still going at exactly the same pace.
- Gumball: [Skimming through a book] Aww come on, come on how do you stop a robot? I thought books were supposed to be useful. [Holds still as Bobert walks by. Gumball then gets an idea and smiles] Hmm.
- [Gumball pushes a bookshelf down on Bobert]
- Gumball: Darwin, I got him!
- Darwin: [Muffled] You got me, too.
- Gumball: [Takes books out of Darwin's mouth] Are you okay?
- Darwin: Oh, I'm fine. APART FROM THE FACT THAT NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF IT WASN'T FOR THIS STUPID GAME!
- Gumball: It's not my fault. He wanted to be treated like a normal kid, So I treated him like one because, that's what he is. Aren't you, Bobert?
- Bobert: Initiating countdown!
- Gumball: Oh, great, he's gonna self-destruct. Even when I'm right, I'm wrong.
- Bobert: Ten...
- Gumball: Please tell me that's minutes and not seconds.
- Darwin: Get me out of here!
- Bobert: Nine...
- [Gumball tries to lift the bookshelf back up but struggles]
- Bobert: Eight...
- Gumball: Dude, I've got a plan. It involves me running out that door.
- [Darwin smiles]
- Gumball: The problem is only one of us survives.
- [Darwin frowns]
- Gumball: What? you got a better idea?
- Bobert: Seven...
- Darwin: Defuse him!
- Gumball: What? Like, water him down?
- Darwin: No, not dilute, defuse! Like a bomb!
- Bobert: Six...
- Gumball: Hmm, do you have one of those tiny, tiny screwdrivers? No? Oh, well.
- Bobert: Five...
- Gumball: Who would have thought that it would all end like this, huh?
- Darwin: There's still five seconds to do something!
- Bobert: Four...
- [Gumball is seen laying back on the fallen bookshelf]
- Darwin: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
- Gumball: I'm waiting until he gets to three so I get that super strength you get in life-threatening situations.
- Bobert: Three...
- Gumball: [Struggling to lift bookshelf again] Not gonna happen.
- Bobert: Two...
- Gumball: So, I guess it's time for some good last words, huh?
- Bobert: One...
- [Gumball inhales to say something, but sighs and shrugs]
- Bobert: Zero.
- [Bobert starts to shake as Gumball and Darwin hug each other. Then Bobert suddenly reverts back to normal]
- Bobert: Twenty-four hours completed! Slave mode de-activated. Want to play another game?
- Gumball: Uhh... yeah, all right.
- [Darwin makes a worried expression; the episode ends]
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Episode 1 The DVD |
Episode 2 The Responsible |
Episode 3 The Third |
Episode 4 The Debt |
Episode 5 The End |
Episode 6 The Dress |
Episode 7 The Quest |
Episode 8 The Spoon |
Episode 9 The Pressure |
Episode 10 The Painting |
Episode 11 The Laziest |
Episode 12 The Ghost |
Episode 13 The Mystery |
Episode 14 The Prank |
Episode 15 The Gi |
Episode 16 The Kiss |
Episode 17 The Party |
Episode 18 The Refund |
Episode 19 The Robot |
Episode 20 The Picnic |
Episode 21 The Goons |
Episode 22 The Secret |
Episode 23 The Sock |
Episode 24 The Genius |
Episode 25 The Poltergeist |
Episode 26 The Mustache |
Episode 27 The Date |
Episode 28 The Club |
Episode 29 The Wand |
Episode 30 The Ape |
Episode 31 The Car |
Episode 32 The Curse |
Episode 33 The Microwave |
Episode 34 The Meddler |
Episode 35 The Helmet |
Episode 36 The Fight |
Episode 1 The Remote |
Episode 2 The Colossus |
Episode 3 The Knights |
Episode 4 The Fridge |
Episode 5 The Flower |
Episode 6 The Banana |
Episode 7 The Phone |
Episode 8 The Job |
Episode 9 Halloween |
Episode 10 The Treasure |
Episode 11 The Apology |
Episode 12 The Words |
Episode 13 The Skull |
Episode 14 The Bet |
Episode 15 Christmas |
Episode 16 The Watch |
Episode 17 The Bumpkin |
Episode 18 The Flakers |
Episode 19 The Authority |
Episode 20 The Virus |
Episode 21 The Pony |
Episode 22 The Hero |
Episode 23 The Dream |
Episode 24 The Sidekick |
Episode 25 The Photo |
Episode 26 The Tag |
Episode 27 The Storm |
Episode 28 The Lesson |
Episode 29 The Game |
Episode 30 The Limit |
Episode 31 The Voice |
Episode 32 The Promise |
Episode 33 The Castle |
Episode 34 The Boombox |
Episode 35 The Tape |
Episode 36 The Sweaters |
Episode 37 The Internet |
Episode 38 The Plan |
Episode 39 The World |
Episode 40 The Finale |
Episode 1 The Kids |
Episode 2 The Fan |
Episode 3 The Coach |
Episode 4 The Joy |
Episode 5 The Puppy |
Episode 6 The Recipe |
Episode 7 The Name |
Episode 8 The Extras |
Episode 9 The Gripes |
Episode 10 The Vacation |
Episode 11 The Fraud |
Episode 12 The Void |
Episode 13 The Boss |
Episode 14 The Move |
Episode 15 The Law |
Episode 16 The Allergy |
Episode 17 The Mothers |
Episode 18 The Password |
Episode 19 The Procrastinators |
Episode 20 The Shell |
Episode 21 The Burden |
Episode 22 The Bros |
Episode 23 The Mirror |
Episode 24 The Man |
Episode 25 The Pizza |
Episode 26 The Lie |
Episode 27 The Butterfly |
Episode 28 The Question |
Episode 29 The Saint |
Episode 30 The Friend |
Episode 31 The Oracle |
Episode 32 The Safety |
Episode 33 The Society |
Episode 34 The Spoiler |
Episode 35 The Countdown |
Episode 36 The Nobody |
Episode 37 The Downer |
Episode 38 The Egg |
Episode 39 The Triangle |
Episode 40 The Money |
Episode 1 The Return |
Episode 2 The Nemesis |
Episode 3 The Crew |
Episode 4 The Others |
Episode 5 The Signature |
Episode 6 The Check |
Episode 7 The Pest |
Episode 8 The Sale |
Episode 9 The Gift |
Episode 10 The Parking |
Episode 11 The Routine |
Episode 12 The Upgrade |
Episode 13 The Comic |
Episode 14 The Romantic |
Episode 15 The Uploads |
Episode 16 The Apprentice |
Episode 17 The Hug |
Episode 18 The Wicked |
Episode 19 The Traitor |
Episode 20 The Origins |
Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two |
Episode 22 The Girlfriend |
Episode 23 The Advice |
Episode 24 The Signal |
Episode 25 The Parasite |
Episode 26 The Love |
Episode 27 The Awkwardness |
Episode 28 The Nest |
Episode 29 The Points |
Episode 30 The Bus |
Episode 31 The Night |
Episode 32 The Misunderstandings |
Episode 33 The Roots |
Episode 34 The Blame |
Episode 35 The Slap |
Episode 36 The Detective |
Episode 37 The Fury |
Episode 38 The Compilation |
Episode 39 The Scam |
Episode 40 The Disaster |
Episode 1 The Rerun |
Episode 2 The Stories |
Episode 3 The Guy |
Episode 4 The Boredom |
Episode 5 The Vision |
Episode 6 The Choices |
Episode 7 The Code |
Episode 8 The Test |
Episode 9 The Slide |
Episode 10 The Loophole |
Episode 11 The Fuss |
Episode 12 The Copycats |
Episode 13 The Potato |
Episode 14 The Outside |
Episode 15 The Vase |
Episode 16 The Matchmaker |
Episode 17 The Box |
Episode 18 The Console |
Episode 19 The Ollie |
Episode 20 The Catfish |
Episode 21 The Cycle |
Episode 22 The Stars |
Episode 23 The Grades |
Episode 24 The Diet |
Episode 25 The Ex |
Episode 26 The Sorcerer |
Episode 27 The Menu |
Episode 28 The Uncle |
Episode 29 The Weirdo |
Episode 30 The Heist |
Episode 31 The Singing |
Episode 32 The Best |
Episode 33 The Worst |
Episode 34 The Deal |
Episode 35 The Petals |
Episode 36 The Nuisance |
Episode 37 The Line |
Episode 38 The List |
Episode 39 The News |
Episode 40 The Puppets |
Episode 1 The Rival |
Episode 2 The Lady |
Episode 3 The Sucker |
Episode 4 The Vegging |
Episode 5 The One |
Episode 6 The Father |
Episode 7 The Cringe |
Episode 8 The Cage |
Episode 9 The Neighbor |
Episode 10 The Anybody |
Episode 11 The Faith |
Episode 12 The Candidate |
Episode 13 The Pact |
Episode 14 The Shippening |
Episode 15 The Brain |
Episode 16 The Parents |
Episode 17 The Founder |
Episode 18 The Schooling |
Episode 19 The Intelligence |
Episode 20 The Potion |
Episode 21 The Spinoffs |
Episode 22 The Transformation |
Episode 23 The Understanding |
Episode 24 The Ad |
Episode 25 The Ghouls |
Episode 26 The Stink |
Episode 27 The Awareness |
Episode 28 The Slip |
Episode 29 The Drama |
Episode 30 The Buddy |
Episode 31 The Possession |
Episode 32 The Master |
Episode 33 The Silence |
Episode 34 The Future |
Episode 35 The Wish |
Episode 36 The Factory |
Episode 37 The Agent |
Episode 38 The Web |
Episode 39 The Mess |
Episode 40 The Heart |
Episode 41 The Revolt |
Episode 42 The Decisions |
Episode 43 The BFFS |
Episode 44 The Inquisition |