Chewed Pen
- [The episode starts in Mr. Small's classroom, where he is giving the students a lecture]
- Mister Small: [Drowsily] This pie chart is an illustration of the composition of happiness. This portion here represents the ratio of love needed in one's life. This portion here is the— [Gets drowned out]
- Gumball: [Chews on his pen] My brain is amazing. When I find something boring it actually prevents me from hearing it. [Mr. Small keeps talking, and eventually falls asleep]
- Darwin: Hm, I don't think it's your brain, I think it's his. He should seriously give up on this herbal tea.
- Mister Small: [Wakes up, inhales sharply] And this portion here represents the— [Bell rings] Class displuffed. [Falls asleep again]
- Banana Joe: [Walks to Darwin's desk and gives him a pen] Thanks for the pen, dude!
- Darwin: No problem.
- Gumball: [Picks up the pen, it is chewed a little] Hmm... Hey!
- Banana Joe: [Turns] What?
- Gumball: [Gumball moves his hand to Joe to the pen, he keeps doing this until Joe is swinging his arms] What the derp is that?!
- Banana Joe: I don't know, what are you doing?
- Gumball: The pen! You chewed his pen.
- Banana Joe: [Stops swinging his arm] No, I didn't. [Leaves classroom]
- Gumball: What the? Can you believe this guy?
- Darwin: Relax, dude, it's only a pen.
- Gumball: Don't you "dude" me when I'm right! You're supposed to chew things you eat, not people's stuff!
- Darwin: What about gum?
- Gumball: What about it?
- Darwin: You don't eat gum, but you chew that. It's even in the name, "chewing gum".
- Gumball: Yeah, sure, but that's specifically made for chewing. It wasn't a chewing pen, you write with a pen!
- Darwin: You get a fountain pen, you won't spray water with it.
- Gumball: You just don't chew other people's pens! It's the principle! This is what society is built upon, respect!
Exacting Justice!
- Gumball: [Walks to Joe in the cafeteria, inhales sharply] You know, there's nothing that can't be solved with an apology, Joe.
- Banana Joe: Hmm... I forgive you for accusing me of chewing the pen.
- Gumball: [Inhales sharply] Can I borrow your glue, please?
- Banana Joe: Yes, of course. [Gives glue to Gumball] But don't go chewing on it! [Laughs]
- Gumball: [Laughs]
- [In the classroom, Gumball is puncturing the glue tube with a pencil]
- Darwin: What are you doing?
- Gumball: [Stops] Exacting justice! [Continues]
- Darwin: What kind of justice is there in piercing a tube of glue like a psycho?
- Gumball: [Sighs, slaps Darwin with a ruler]
- Darwin: Ow!
- Gumball: Now, what do you feel is an appropriate thing to do in return?
- Darwin: Turn the other cheek. [Turns]
- Gumball: Which means I can do this. [Slaps Darwin again]
- Darwin: Ooh!
- Gumball: That emotion you're feeling, it's your thirst for justice. Quench it! [Darwin bends back ruler, but stops]
- Darwin: But what if you offer love instead of hatred? [Strokes Gumball]
- Gumball: Oh, yeah, [Strokes Darwin] that is nicer... [Grabs Darwin's fin] but it's not justice! [Slaps himself with Darwin's fin] This is justice! [Slap] This is justice! [Slap] This! [Slap] Is! [Slap] Justice! [Slap]
Friendship Card
- Banana Joe: [Whistles, goes into the classroom, sees a note on his desk, reads] "Thanks for the glue." [sighs] How swell! I should make them a card to celebrate our friendship!
- [Later, Banana Joe is seen making a card. As he pours glitter on it, his hand gets stuck to the tube of glue]
- Banana Joe: Gee, that's what I call a sticky situation! [Laughs, the container of glitter falls] Whoopsie! [Laughs, reaches to it, but gets his hand stuck to a piece of paper] Hmm, Darwin's homework. Well, what am I gonna glue now? [Laughs, pulls homework off, tearing it in half, his hand sticks to the floor] Looks like I'm getting more and more attached to this school. [Laughs, pulls it off, gets hand stuck on one of his eyes] Now I'm even bonding with myself! [Laughs; grunts and pulls an eye off; laughs, looks at the eye, screams. Cuts to the Nurse's office]
- Joan: Okay, Joe, we're going to take the bandages off now, but I just want to warn you that... we did the best we could. [Takes off the bandages and gives a mirror to Joe]
- Banana Joe: [Looks in mirror and his mouth and eyes are not there. He drops the mirror and screams with no words. Mr. Small puts on Joe's eyes and mouth] ...oooooooooooooo-oh! Actually, not bad.
- Mister Small: We found this tube of glue stuck to your uh... Anyway, in the future you need to be more careful, this tube was covered in holes.
- Banana Joe: But, it wasn't when I lent it to Gumball.
- Joan: Hmm...
- Mister Small: Hmm...
- Banana Joe: Hmm... [Gets hand glued to his mouth] Oh, come on!
Revenge
- [Cut to Gumball and Darwin in the classroom seeing the note on the floor, the spilt glitter, Gumball's destroyed desk, and Darwin's ripped homework. Darwin is frozen in shock]
- Gumball: I can understand the glue, but why the glitter? That's like putting lipstick on a skeleton, it doesn't make it any nicer. You were right, dude, we should've let that pen stuff slide.
- Darwin: [Inhales sharply rapidly]
- [Cuts to Darwin trying to break into Joe's locker by banging a fire extinguisher on it]
- Gumball: Dude! Please chill out! Here, have some love. [Pats Darwin, who opens the locker and pulls out a book]
- Darwin: This, this is for my homework! [Chews noisily, pulls out a football] And this is for the glitter! [puts football in mouth and tries to pop it, but fails]
- Gumball: Just pop it already! [The football pops, Gumball screams]
- Darwin: He destroyed your desk, too, so chew on this! [Shoves a jockstrap in Gumball's face]
- Gumball: [Pretends to chew on the jockstrap] Nyeh, nyeh! That's for my desk that I don't really... care about that much... Nyeh, nyeh! Take that, you banana... [Darwin keeps digging through the locker. Gumball throws the jockstrap behind him]
- Darwin: [Grabs a fountain pen] Oh, look! A pen! And it's not chewed! [Chews noisily] What else can we do to it?
- Mister Small: [Over intercom] Attention, please, can Gumball and Darwin Watterson please come to Mr. Small's office? Thank you very much.
Resolution and Realization
- [Cuts to Mr. Small's office. Gumball, Darwin, and Banana Joe are sitting on chairs. Mr. Small and Banana Joe chuckle at each other]
- Mister Small: [Clears throat] Any conflict can be resolved with these three tools. The mirror reminds us that an enemy is just ourselves, but seen from another angle, the water reminds us that we all have something in common, and the hourglass is the time we need to reach an understanding.
- [After a few seconds of silence, Darwin jumps off his chair, flips the hourglass, splashes the water at Mr. Small, shows the mirror to Banana Joe, smashes it, and clenches his fins, ready to fight]
- Banana Joe: [Screams]
- Darwin: Come on, you googly-eyed punk!
- Gumball: Darwin! [Grabs Darwin before he can attack Banana Joe]
- Darwin: We got one minute, let's finish this!
- Mister Small: GEEZ LOUISE! The pen! Give him the new pen!
- Banana Joe: I didn't chew your pen, honestly! But, I bought you a new one, [Pulls out pen] because I myself have a pen of great sentimental value.
- Gumball: [Laughs nervously] It's not a fountain pen, is it?
- Banana Joe: Actually, yes, it is.
- Gumball and Darwin: [Whimper, as the pen they were chewing is the one Joe is talking about]
- Banana Joe: It's the pen that Obadiah Banana, the founder of our family, used to sign the registry when he first came to this country. [Gumball and Darwin whimper] It was a very expensive pen. I'm not even gonna tell you where he had to hide it to keep it safe! [Laughs as Darwin wipes his tongue in regret] I would lose my mind if anyone chewed on that pen! Anyway, please accept this new pen, and let's be friends again.
- Mister Small: Aww! [Snivels and gestures for them to take it]
- Gumball: [Whispering to Darwin] Dude, we have to get to his locker before he sees what we've done.
- Darwin: Thank you, we gotta go now, bye!
- Mister Small: [Stops them] One minute! Thank you for a beautiful resolution. Banana Joe, you can go, I just need to fill out your hall pass guys. Gum...ball... [Laughs] that's a funny name, isn't it? Ah, do you spell with two or three l's?
- Gumball: Two, two l's!
- Mister Small: [Laughs] I'm sorry, I just put one. [Rips it up]
- Darwin: Dude! You could've just put another one at the end!
- Mister Small: Of course! Silly old hippie, I'll do another one; oh, wait, I'm all out. Uh, I'll have to print one. [Reaches under his desk]
- Gumball: Come. On!
- Mister Small: Huh?
- Darwin: Just print it, please!
- Mister Small: Yeah, sure. Here it is, old reliable. [Pulls out a typewriter and blows dust off, Gumball and Darwin cough, Mr. Small stares at it] I don't know how it works.
- Gumball: Just. Let. Us. Go! Okay?!
- Mister Small: You seem a little stressed up guys, you wanna try my herbal infusion? [Drinks some] It's very good for the nervaallll... [Trails off; his pupils dilate]
- Gumball: Mr. Small? [The tea pours out]
- Darwin: Yo!
- Gumball: Right, come on. [They run out of the room]
- Mister Small: Woooohooo!
Joe's Family Pen
- [Banana Joe walks to his locker whistling to admire his pen. Gumball and Darwin are chasing him very quickly, plowing down several classmates and school staff as they go. Despite this, Joe gets to his locker first and finds his pen. Gumball and Darwin try to turn around and walk away while Joe is "mourning" his pen, but he catches them before they get far]
- Banana Joe: Hey! Turn around, you cowards.
- Gumball: [Laughs] No, thank you!
- Banana Joe: Turn around and face the can of butt-whoopin' that I'm gonna open on you!
- Darwin: Wouldn't it be better to stay like we are for that?
- Banana Joe: TURN AROUND!
- [Gumball and Darwin quietly talk to each other about being afraid to turn around. Then, they both breathe in and turn around with their eyes shut]
- Gumball: Okay.
- Banana Joe: [Yells as he charges towards Gumball and Darwin, but slips on a water puddle, rushes under them and hits a water fountain, face first. He groans as he slowly becomes unconscious and a bruise covers his face]
- Gumball: Augh, that's just great! Now people are gonna come around the corner, see him like that and think we're massive bullies!
- Darwin: Which we are! Because of us he lost an eye, and we attacked him with a mirror, we punctured his tube of glue, and ruined everything in his locker, he got a huge brown banana bruise on his little face and we even managed to ruin the most precious thing his family ever owned! [They start crying]
- Gumball: [Stops crying] He did chew on the pen, though.
- Darwin: IT DOESN'T MATTER! What are we gonna do now? [Gumball starts kicking himself in the face, getting a black eye] What are you doing?
- Gumball: We need to make it look like he won the fight.
- Darwin: [Gasp] And then we'll be even, and we can be friends again, and no one will ever know what horrible people we are! [Starts slapping himself]
- Gumball: [happily beating himself up] Banana Joe, please! Not the face!
- Darwin: [Also happily beating himself up] Oh, no! Not with the elbow!
- [Gumball jumps up and down on his face while Darwin kicks himself. Both become really beaten up]
- Gumball: Hey, dude, pull one of my teeth out! [Darwin reaches into Gumball's mouth, but he stops him] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's completely over-the-top, is it? Let's just get into position. [Both fall down next to Joe and act as if they are unconscious as Joe wakes up]
- Banana Joe: [Coughs] What happened?
- Gumball: [Groans] You kicked our butts like a beast, that's what happened.
- Banana Joe: Awesome. Oh, hehe, I mean, I'm sorry, how did it ever come to this?
- Darwin: It's our fault, Joe. We didn't know it was your family pen.
- Banana Joe: Well, Obadiah Banana always said that nothing was lost until you lose a friend, and I don't want that to happen to us.
- Gumball: [Cries] That's really lame.
- Darwin: Group hug? [They try to hug but fail]
- Gumball: [standing up] Ow! What is that? [Reaches in his pocket and pulls out a pen] Oh, hey, Darwin, here's your pen. [Holds it out to Darwin]
- Darwin: [In an angry and serious tone] What?
- Gumball: Your pen, look, it's got your initials on it. Wait, [Laughs] oh, man. You know what this means? It means the pen you lent Joe was my pen, not yours, and I was the one who chewed it. I always chew my pen. [Laughs] Isn't that funny? So all this fight for nothing, when I had the pen in my pocket the whole time. Pretty funny, huh, guys? Guys? [Both Joe and Darwin make a fist at Gumball, but start stroking Gumball rather than harming him for starting this tragic episode, and Gumball stares in confusion]
- [The episode ends]
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| Episode 1 The DVD |
Episode 2 The Responsible |
Episode 3 The Third |
Episode 4 The Debt |
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| Episode 5 The End |
Episode 6 The Dress |
Episode 7 The Quest |
Episode 8 The Spoon |
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| Episode 9 The Pressure |
Episode 10 The Painting |
Episode 11 The Laziest |
Episode 12 The Ghost |
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| Episode 13 The Mystery |
Episode 14 The Prank |
Episode 15 The Gi |
Episode 16 The Kiss |
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| Episode 17 The Party |
Episode 18 The Refund |
Episode 19 The Robot |
Episode 20 The Picnic |
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| Episode 21 The Goons |
Episode 22 The Secret |
Episode 23 The Sock |
Episode 24 The Genius |
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| Episode 25 The Poltergeist |
Episode 26 The Mustache |
Episode 27 The Date |
Episode 28 The Club |
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| Episode 29 The Wand |
Episode 30 The Ape |
Episode 31 The Car |
Episode 32 The Curse |
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| Episode 33 The Microwave |
Episode 34 The Meddler |
Episode 35 The Helmet |
Episode 36 The Fight |
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| Episode 1 The Remote |
Episode 2 The Colossus |
Episode 3 The Knights |
Episode 4 The Fridge |
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| Episode 5 The Flower |
Episode 6 The Banana |
Episode 7 The Phone |
Episode 8 The Job |
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| Episode 9 Halloween |
Episode 10 The Treasure |
Episode 11 The Apology |
Episode 12 The Words |
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| Episode 13 The Skull |
Episode 14 The Bet |
Episode 15 Christmas |
Episode 16 The Watch |
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| Episode 17 The Bumpkin |
Episode 18 The Flakers |
Episode 19 The Authority |
Episode 20 The Virus |
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| Episode 21 The Pony |
Episode 22 The Hero |
Episode 23 The Dream |
Episode 24 The Sidekick |
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| Episode 25 The Photo |
Episode 26 The Tag |
Episode 27 The Storm |
Episode 28 The Lesson |
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| Episode 29 The Game |
Episode 30 The Limit |
Episode 31 The Voice |
Episode 32 The Promise |
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| Episode 33 The Castle |
Episode 34 The Boombox |
Episode 35 The Tape |
Episode 36 The Sweaters |
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| Episode 37 The Internet |
Episode 38 The Plan |
Episode 39 The World |
Episode 40 The Finale |
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| Episode 1 The Kids |
Episode 2 The Fan |
Episode 3 The Coach |
Episode 4 The Joy |
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| Episode 5 The Puppy |
Episode 6 The Recipe |
Episode 7 The Name |
Episode 8 The Extras |
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| Episode 9 The Gripes |
Episode 10 The Vacation |
Episode 11 The Fraud |
Episode 12 The Void |
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| Episode 13 The Boss |
Episode 14 The Move |
Episode 15 The Law |
Episode 16 The Allergy |
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| Episode 17 The Mothers |
Episode 18 The Password |
Episode 19 The Procrastinators |
Episode 20 The Shell |
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| Episode 21 The Burden |
Episode 22 The Bros |
Episode 23 The Mirror |
Episode 24 The Man |
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| Episode 25 The Pizza |
Episode 26 The Lie |
Episode 27 The Butterfly |
Episode 28 The Question |
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| Episode 29 The Saint |
Episode 30 The Friend |
Episode 31 The Oracle |
Episode 32 The Safety |
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| Episode 33 The Society |
Episode 34 The Spoiler |
Episode 35 The Countdown |
Episode 36 The Nobody |
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| Episode 37 The Downer |
Episode 38 The Egg |
Episode 39 The Triangle |
Episode 40 The Money |
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| Episode 1 The Return |
Episode 2 The Nemesis |
Episode 3 The Crew |
Episode 4 The Others |
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| Episode 5 The Signature |
Episode 6 The Check |
Episode 7 The Pest |
Episode 8 The Sale |
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| Episode 9 The Gift |
Episode 10 The Parking |
Episode 11 The Routine |
Episode 12 The Upgrade |
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| Episode 13 The Comic |
Episode 14 The Romantic |
Episode 15 The Uploads |
Episode 16 The Apprentice |
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| Episode 17 The Hug |
Episode 18 The Wicked |
Episode 19 The Traitor |
Episode 20 The Origins |
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| Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two |
Episode 22 The Girlfriend |
Episode 23 The Advice |
Episode 24 The Signal |
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| Episode 25 The Parasite |
Episode 26 The Love |
Episode 27 The Awkwardness |
Episode 28 The Nest |
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| Episode 29 The Points |
Episode 30 The Bus |
Episode 31 The Night |
Episode 32 The Misunderstandings |
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| Episode 33 The Roots |
Episode 34 The Blame |
Episode 35 The Slap |
Episode 36 The Detective |
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| Episode 37 The Fury |
Episode 38 The Compilation |
Episode 39 The Scam |
Episode 40 The Disaster |
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| Episode 1 The Rerun |
Episode 2 The Stories |
Episode 3 The Guy |
Episode 4 The Boredom |
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| Episode 5 The Vision |
Episode 6 The Choices |
Episode 7 The Code |
Episode 8 The Test |
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| Episode 9 The Slide |
Episode 10 The Loophole |
Episode 11 The Fuss |
Episode 12 The Copycats |
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| Episode 13 The Potato |
Episode 14 The Outside |
Episode 15 The Vase |
Episode 16 The Matchmaker |
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| Episode 17 The Box |
Episode 18 The Console |
Episode 19 The Ollie |
Episode 20 The Catfish |
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| Episode 21 The Cycle |
Episode 22 The Stars |
Episode 23 The Grades |
Episode 24 The Diet |
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| Episode 25 The Ex |
Episode 26 The Sorcerer |
Episode 27 The Menu |
Episode 28 The Uncle |
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| Episode 29 The Weirdo |
Episode 30 The Heist |
Episode 31 The Singing |
Episode 32 The Best |
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| Episode 33 The Worst |
Episode 34 The Deal |
Episode 35 The Petals |
Episode 36 The Nuisance |
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| Episode 37 The Line |
Episode 38 The List |
Episode 39 The News |
Episode 40 The Puppets |
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| Episode 1 The Rival |
Episode 2 The Lady |
Episode 3 The Sucker |
Episode 4 The Vegging |
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| Episode 5 The One |
Episode 6 The Father |
Episode 7 The Cringe |
Episode 8 The Cage |
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| Episode 9 The Neighbor |
Episode 10 The Anybody |
Episode 11 The Faith |
Episode 12 The Candidate |
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| Episode 13 The Pact |
Episode 14 The Shippening |
Episode 15 The Brain |
Episode 16 The Parents |
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| Episode 17 The Founder |
Episode 18 The Schooling |
Episode 19 The Intelligence |
Episode 20 The Potion |
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| Episode 21 The Spinoffs |
Episode 22 The Transformation |
Episode 23 The Understanding |
Episode 24 The Ad |
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| Episode 25 The Ghouls |
Episode 26 The Stink |
Episode 27 The Awareness |
Episode 28 The Slip |
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| Episode 29 The Drama |
Episode 30 The Buddy |
Episode 31 The Possession |
Episode 32 The Master |
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| Episode 33 The Silence |
Episode 34 The Future |
Episode 35 The Wish |
Episode 36 The Factory |
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| Episode 37 The Agent |
Episode 38 The Web |
Episode 39 The Mess |
Episode 40 The Heart |
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| Episode 41 The Revolt |
Episode 42 The Decisions |
Episode 43 The BFFS |
Episode 44 The Inquisition |