Gumball's Old BFF
- [Right outside the Wattersons' house, the doorbell rings, and Darwin answers it]
- Darwin: Uh, Gumball?
- Gumball: What?
- Darwin: Someone put a pair of eyes on some cotton candy and dumped it on our doorstep.
- Fuzzy: My name is Fuzzy.
- Darwin: Oh, no, wait. It's one of those nineties talking toys that are creepier than bald men with long hair.
- Fuzzy: Dude, I'm alive. This is just how I look.
- Darwin: [Gasps] I'm so sorry.
- Fuzzy: It's fine.
- Darwin: ...for you!
- Fuzzy: Does Gumball Watterson still live here?
- Darwin: Oh, yes. Gumball!
- [Gumball walks over, sees Fuzzy and gasps]
- Fuzzy: Hey, partner!
- Gumball: Aw, Fuzzy! [Laughs] You haven't changed at all!
- Darwin: Oh, so it's congenital.
- Gumball: Darwin, this is Fuzzy, my BFF!
- Darwin: Oh... [Chuckles nervously] Pleased to meet you.
- [The scene cuts to the kitchen]
- Darwin: [Grumbles] Did you really have to invite him for lunch?
- Gumball: Why are you so angry I had a best friend before you?
- Darwin: Heh, no one's angry. Who's angry?
- [Gumball points at Fuzzy, whom Darwin is about to put in the oven]
- Darwin: Oh. Sorry, dude.
- Gumball: Why don't you have a seat, Fuzzy? We'll bring out some food that isn't you.
- Fuzzy: Uh, thanks, man. [Exits]
- Darwin: So, how long were you guys a thing?
- Gumball: Uh, a few years before you arrived and before he—
- Darwin: Hmm, hmm, hmm...
- Gumball: Uh, what are you doing?
- Darwin: Oh, I was just trying to work out if I give a darn!
- [Gumball sighs]
- Darwin: So, was it serious?
- Gumball: Yeah, you know, things were moving along. We moved into a hideout together... [He notices Darwin is checking his "pockets" for something] Uh, what are you doing now?
- Darwin: Oh, just looking for a darn to give. Were there others?
- Gumball: No, of course not! You're—
- Darwin: Take this. I'm afraid that's all the darns I have to give.
- [Gumball groans and walks away]
- Gumball: Hey dude, why don't we hang out and grab something to eat in town? The food here is a little too salty!
- [Gumball slams the door]
- Darwin: Oh, yeah?! Well, you know what?! Uh, you— you— you know what? Uh, uh, you— you, uh...
- Gumball and Fuzzy: [Shrug] Mm-mnh. [Walk away]
- Darwin: You, uh, ah...
Catching Up
- [The scene cuts to Gumball and Fuzzy on swings]
- Gumball: So, what you've been up to? How's Minnesota? Made any friends?
- Fuzzy: It's hard to tell. Everyone is wearing ski masks all year long. Either I have friends or I'm on a CIA watch list.
- [Gumball chuckles]
- Fuzzy: Yeah, summer's so short there they just call it "s."
- [Gumball laughs]
- Fuzzy: It's so cold up there, rappers can only sag their pants under their nipple level.
- Gumball: [Laughs] Alright, alright, I get it. It's great! Stop trying to make me jealous.
- Fuzzy: Yeah, well, it would've been better if you were around.
- Gumball: It's that lonely up there, huh?
- Fuzzy: No, I do have one friend, Hank. He's pretty frozen.
- Gumball: What?
- Fuzzy: That's how you say cool in Minnesota. You have to adjust the temperature. Although, if he knew I was hanging out with you now, I'd probably be in room-temperature water.
- Gumball: Huh? [Gasps] Oh.
- Fuzzy: He's a nice guy, but, you know, it's not the same.
- Gumball: Look, I'm sorry, Fuzz. I really wanted to keep in touch and send you a letter or something, but turns out it takes toddlers four years to learn how to write. After all that time, it felt a bit like posting a get-well-soon card through the window of a hearse.
- Fuzzy: [Chuckles] Well, I'm back now, and I'm glad we get to catch up on lost time.
- Gumball: Me too, buddy. Me too.
Making a Deal with Darwin
- [As Gumball walks back home, Darwin is still heard thinking of a comeback]
- Darwin: [Off-screen] Well, you— you know what?! Uh, well, you know what? You're like a...
- Gumball: What the?
- [Gumball opens the door]
- Darwin: Uh, well, you know what?! Uh...
- Gumball: Dude, are you seriously still looking for a comeback?
- Darwin: Hmph!
- Gumball: [Laughs] Darwin, just because Fuzzy's back in my life doesn't mean I love you any less.
- Darwin: Really? How much do you love me?
- Gumball: Dude, I love you more than elderly people love walking around in their birthday suits in sports locker rooms.
- Darwin: [Snickers] More than Canadians love telling you which famous people are Canadian?
- Gumball: More than PC gamers love to bash game consoles.
- Darwin: [Giggles] That's quite a lot.
- Gumball: Come here.
- Gumball and Darwin: [Hugging] Mm.
- Darwin: I'm sorry if it looks like I'm overreacting, but I just don't trust that guy. He looks like a hairy thumb with bulbous, soulless, motion-capture eyes.
- Gumball: Would you please just give him a chance? For me?
- Darwin: Ugh.
- Gumball: How about we hang out together and play some games? You'll see. He's a great guy.
- Darwin: Fine. [Gasps] Sorry my seasoning isn't the taste of your treasoning!
- Gumball: What?
- Darwin: You know, the salt comeback from before, and— oh, never mind.
- [During daytime, Gumball, Darwin, and Fuzzy are playing a video game]
- Gumball: Man, I am really struggling with this third-party controller. I think it's broken.
- Fuzzy: Dude, that's not a controller.
- Darwin: Yeah, it's the remote from Mister Dad's new massage chair.
- Richard: [In the massage chair] Huh?! Uh, ugh! Ugh, ugh!
- [Gumball, Darwin, and Fuzzy laugh]
- Gumball: All right, you guys. Finish this one, and I'll take the winner. I'll just go get some drinks. [Exits]
- Darwin: [Deep voice] Okay, what's your game, you furry creep muffin?
- Fuzzy: Ugh. Look, just give me a chance.
- Darwin: [Normal voice] A "chance" to abduct your best friend and lock him up in a cabin in the woods?
- Fuzzy: What the? No! Look, can we just bury the hatchet?
- Darwin: "Bury?" "Hatchet?"
- Fuzzy: Okay, I don't know what you're trying to rope me into, but—
- Darwin: "Rope?"
- Fuzzy: Dude, you have a pretty weird relationship with your BFF.
- Darwin: "BFF-F-F-F-F-F-F-F."
- Fuzzy: All right, I'm out of here.
- Gumball: [Entering] What? W-why? What's going on?
- Fuzzy: Look, I was gonna invite you guys to a sleepover, but I think it's best if I don't. I don't want to make any waves between you and Darwin. I just think you guys need a little chat... in front of a shrink... while wearing straitjackets... behind two-way glass... under the supervision of armed guards... because you're crazy. I just wanted to make that clear. Okay, bye. [Exits through the front door]
- Darwin: Buh-bye.
- Gumball: Wait, what? No. F-Fuzzy! Fuz— ugh. [Growls]
- [Gumball enters their bedroom as Darwin is shown using the computer]
- Gumball: What did you do?!
- Darwin: [Scoffs] Nothing.
- Gumball: You obviously did something. Did you see his face? He had the expression of someone who had just sat down on a warm toilet seat. What did he ever do to you?
- Darwin: [Welling up tears] Well, when you went away to get drinks, he— he stood up, grabbed a fire poker, and... and... he... Yeah, okay, I completely made that up and probably shouldn't have.
- Gumball: Agh! Why are you acting like this?
- Darwin: I just think it's interesting that this guy's back in Elmore.
- Gumball: No, you don't. You think it's suspicious. Just say "suspicious!"
- Darwin: No, I just think it's intriguing—
- Gumball: No, you don't. You think it's sinister. Just say "sinister."
- Darwin: I'm just fascinate—
- Gumball: You're jealous! Just say "jealous!"
- [Darwin sputters, aloof of Gumball]
- Gumball: Hmph. [Packs up]
- Darwin: Wait. Where are you going?
- Gumball: To the brony convention in Liechtenstein. Where do you think I'm going?! I'm going to Fuzzy's house. So have fun being more jelly than a peanut-butter sandwich!
- Darwin: [Laughs] I'm not jealous. Look. [Holds up finger]
- Gumball: What's that?
- Darwin: The needle on my give-a-darn-ometer— not moving.
- Gumball: Ugh. Look, you can still come if you want.
- Darwin: What was that? Sorry. I just wanted to make sure I didn't look like I gave a darn.
- Gumball: I said you can—
- Darwin: Hello? Is this the give-a-darn store? Uh, yeah, I'd like to know if you had any more darns left in stock. Yeah, it's for a friend. Oh, you discontinued the line? I see. Oh, you might have some left in the warehouse? Sure. I'll hold. Just a sec. Ah, right. Mm.
Going to Fuzzy's House
- [Gumball and Fuzzy walk through the streets outside]
- Gumball: And then he was talking about how the darn mines had closed and that I should've invested in renewable darns and — whatever. Anyways, is your place very far? 'Cause we've been walking for an hour now.
- Fuzzy: Oh, yeah, it's right around the corner...
- Gumball: Good.
- Fuzzy: ...after the lake.
- Gumball: Right. Um, wait, Elmore's got a lake?
- Fuzzy: No.
- Gumball: Hmph.
- [Gumball and Fuzzy are shown walking through the desert near an overpass]
- Gumball: [Panting] Dude, can we at least make a pit stop? I need a new pair of feet!
- Fuzzy: Oh, but we're nearly there.
- Gumball: Ugh. Where?
- Fuzzy: Just beyond that pass.
- Gumball: The overpass?!
- Fuzzy: No, that mountain pass.
- [Gumball groans. They then are shown walking on a snowy mountain]
- Fuzzy: Okay, maybe we need a little break.
- Gumball: Oh, thank you, universe!
- Fuzzy: [Sits on a log] Ah, much better. [Resumes walking]
- [Gumball ends up not sitting and lets out a frozen tear. They then walk over a grassy flatland, as Gumball's eyelids are letting out a farting sound]
- Fuzzy: What's that sound?
- Gumball: I'm crying, but I'm so dehydrated, only air is coming out.
- [In a mysterious forest in the night, Gumball and Fuzzy are still walking. Gumball collapses]
- Gumball: [Rasping] I'm not gonna make it, Fuzzy. You're gonna have to continue without me.
- Fuzzy: Gumball, I'm not leaving you behind.
- Gumball: I never said leave me behind. I meant you're gonna do the rest off the walking, get some form of wheel-based transportation, and come back to get me. [Coughs] Also, I want a burrito.
- Fuzzy: But it's just right there, right before Ontario.
- Gumball: [Normal voice] Wait, are you telling me we're in Minnesota right now?
- Fuzzy: Come on. We're right there.
- Gumball: NO! FORGET THIS! FORGET YOU! FORGET MINNESOTA! FORGET EVERYTHING!
- Fuzzy: Okay, I'll just wait for you inside, then. [Enters his house which reveals to be right in front of them]
- Gumball: [Calm] Oh, all right, then.
- [Gumball enters the house]
- Gumball: Huh. Weird. Looks exactly like your old bedroom.
- Fuzzy: [Deep voice] Welcome back, Gumball.
- Gumball: What the what is going on here?
- Fuzzy: You abandoned me, Gumball. You promised we would stay BFFs forever, but you replaced me. [Throws pajamas] Put this on.
- Gumball: What? But it's for toddlers, it's too small.
- Fuzzy: Put it on! Now you're gonna make up for it, starting right where we left off, and life is gonna be one long sleepover. [Plays nursery music] Now, let's play- [Gets hit by Darwin] Aah!
- Gumball: Darwin! What are you doing here?
- Darwin: I knew there was something creepy going on with this guy, so I followed you.
- Gumball: 'Kay. Why'd you dig a hole, though?
- Darwin: Oh, um, to bury the hatchet?
- Gumball: Oh my gosh. You were so jealous you were gonna whack this guy!
- Darwin: Yeah, right. I'm jealous. I'm jealous of Fuzzy. I'm jealous of his relationship with you. I'm jealous that Fuzzy will go back to being your BFF, and you'll abandon me.
- Gumball: A-are you still being sarcastic, or—
- Darwin: Ha! Yeah, sure. I'm being sarcastic.
- Gumball: So you're being sarcastic about being sarcastic.
- Darwin: Yeah, I'm just jealous, basically.
- Gumball: Aww, well, you shouldn't be. I love you, dude.
- Darwin: I love you more.
- Gumball: No, I love you more.
- Fuzzy: [Deep voice] No, you love me more!
- [Gumball and Darwin scream]
Outrunning Fuzzy
- [Fuzzy chases Gumball and Darwin through the woods. The brothers get behind a branch]
- Gumball: There! Get behind me.
- [Gumball and Darwin try to launch the branch toward Fuzzy but it ends up snapping, propelling the boys backwards]
- Gumball and Darwin: [Scream] Ugh! Oh.
- Gumball: He's coming!
- [Gumball and Darwin run up to a cliff and scream as they look down. They look behind them, and Fuzzy comes closer]
- Darwin: We got no choice!
- [They take hands and jump off the cliff, at the same time making loser signs to Fuzzy. Once they fall in the river, Fuzzy checks on their absence, and Gumball and Darwin try to hit him off with a log, screaming. They hit two rocks and get pinned underneath]
- Fuzzy: I'm sorry, Darwin, but there can only be one BFF. [Picks up rock, and is about to drop it on Darwin ]
- Hank: [Off-screen] Yeah, me.
- Fuzzy: Wha— oh! [Gets knocked out by the rock]
- Gumball: Who— who are you?
- Hank: Hank. I was Fuzzy's BFF, and now, I'm taking him back.
- Gumball: Sure. That's cool.
- [Hank carries Fuzzy away]
- Fuzzy: [Whispering] Help, help!
- [Fuzzy is carried off-screen. The brothers push the log off of them]
- Darwin: So... should we go help Fuzzy, or...
- Gumball: Or not?
- Darwin: Yeah, I mean, it's late.
- Gumball: We are far from home.
- Darwin: I'm hungry.
- Gumball: Well, I saw a really good taco truck on the way.
- Darwin: Where?
- Gumball: Eh, somewhere near Wyoming.
- [The episode ends]
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Episode 1 The DVD |
Episode 2 The Responsible |
Episode 3 The Third |
Episode 4 The Debt |
Episode 5 The End |
Episode 6 The Dress |
Episode 7 The Quest |
Episode 8 The Spoon |
Episode 9 The Pressure |
Episode 10 The Painting |
Episode 11 The Laziest |
Episode 12 The Ghost |
Episode 13 The Mystery |
Episode 14 The Prank |
Episode 15 The Gi |
Episode 16 The Kiss |
Episode 17 The Party |
Episode 18 The Refund |
Episode 19 The Robot |
Episode 20 The Picnic |
Episode 21 The Goons |
Episode 22 The Secret |
Episode 23 The Sock |
Episode 24 The Genius |
Episode 25 The Poltergeist |
Episode 26 The Mustache |
Episode 27 The Date |
Episode 28 The Club |
Episode 29 The Wand |
Episode 30 The Ape |
Episode 31 The Car |
Episode 32 The Curse |
Episode 33 The Microwave |
Episode 34 The Meddler |
Episode 35 The Helmet |
Episode 36 The Fight |
Episode 1 The Remote |
Episode 2 The Colossus |
Episode 3 The Knights |
Episode 4 The Fridge |
Episode 5 The Flower |
Episode 6 The Banana |
Episode 7 The Phone |
Episode 8 The Job |
Episode 9 Halloween |
Episode 10 The Treasure |
Episode 11 The Apology |
Episode 12 The Words |
Episode 13 The Skull |
Episode 14 The Bet |
Episode 15 Christmas |
Episode 16 The Watch |
Episode 17 The Bumpkin |
Episode 18 The Flakers |
Episode 19 The Authority |
Episode 20 The Virus |
Episode 21 The Pony |
Episode 22 The Hero |
Episode 23 The Dream |
Episode 24 The Sidekick |
Episode 25 The Photo |
Episode 26 The Tag |
Episode 27 The Storm |
Episode 28 The Lesson |
Episode 29 The Game |
Episode 30 The Limit |
Episode 31 The Voice |
Episode 32 The Promise |
Episode 33 The Castle |
Episode 34 The Boombox |
Episode 35 The Tape |
Episode 36 The Sweaters |
Episode 37 The Internet |
Episode 38 The Plan |
Episode 39 The World |
Episode 40 The Finale |
Episode 1 The Kids |
Episode 2 The Fan |
Episode 3 The Coach |
Episode 4 The Joy |
Episode 5 The Puppy |
Episode 6 The Recipe |
Episode 7 The Name |
Episode 8 The Extras |
Episode 9 The Gripes |
Episode 10 The Vacation |
Episode 11 The Fraud |
Episode 12 The Void |
Episode 13 The Boss |
Episode 14 The Move |
Episode 15 The Law |
Episode 16 The Allergy |
Episode 17 The Mothers |
Episode 18 The Password |
Episode 19 The Procrastinators |
Episode 20 The Shell |
Episode 21 The Burden |
Episode 22 The Bros |
Episode 23 The Mirror |
Episode 24 The Man |
Episode 25 The Pizza |
Episode 26 The Lie |
Episode 27 The Butterfly |
Episode 28 The Question |
Episode 29 The Saint |
Episode 30 The Friend |
Episode 31 The Oracle |
Episode 32 The Safety |
Episode 33 The Society |
Episode 34 The Spoiler |
Episode 35 The Countdown |
Episode 36 The Nobody |
Episode 37 The Downer |
Episode 38 The Egg |
Episode 39 The Triangle |
Episode 40 The Money |
Episode 1 The Return |
Episode 2 The Nemesis |
Episode 3 The Crew |
Episode 4 The Others |
Episode 5 The Signature |
Episode 6 The Check |
Episode 7 The Pest |
Episode 8 The Sale |
Episode 9 The Gift |
Episode 10 The Parking |
Episode 11 The Routine |
Episode 12 The Upgrade |
Episode 13 The Comic |
Episode 14 The Romantic |
Episode 15 The Uploads |
Episode 16 The Apprentice |
Episode 17 The Hug |
Episode 18 The Wicked |
Episode 19 The Traitor |
Episode 20 The Origins |
Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two |
Episode 22 The Girlfriend |
Episode 23 The Advice |
Episode 24 The Signal |
Episode 25 The Parasite |
Episode 26 The Love |
Episode 27 The Awkwardness |
Episode 28 The Nest |
Episode 29 The Points |
Episode 30 The Bus |
Episode 31 The Night |
Episode 32 The Misunderstandings |
Episode 33 The Roots |
Episode 34 The Blame |
Episode 35 The Slap |
Episode 36 The Detective |
Episode 37 The Fury |
Episode 38 The Compilation |
Episode 39 The Scam |
Episode 40 The Disaster |
Episode 1 The Rerun |
Episode 2 The Stories |
Episode 3 The Guy |
Episode 4 The Boredom |
Episode 5 The Vision |
Episode 6 The Choices |
Episode 7 The Code |
Episode 8 The Test |
Episode 9 The Slide |
Episode 10 The Loophole |
Episode 11 The Fuss |
Episode 12 The Copycats |
Episode 13 The Potato |
Episode 14 The Outside |
Episode 15 The Vase |
Episode 16 The Matchmaker |
Episode 17 The Box |
Episode 18 The Console |
Episode 19 The Ollie |
Episode 20 The Catfish |
Episode 21 The Cycle |
Episode 22 The Stars |
Episode 23 The Grades |
Episode 24 The Diet |
Episode 25 The Ex |
Episode 26 The Sorcerer |
Episode 27 The Menu |
Episode 28 The Uncle |
Episode 29 The Weirdo |
Episode 30 The Heist |
Episode 31 The Singing |
Episode 32 The Best |
Episode 33 The Worst |
Episode 34 The Deal |
Episode 35 The Petals |
Episode 36 The Nuisance |
Episode 37 The Line |
Episode 38 The List |
Episode 39 The News |
Episode 40 The Puppets |
Episode 1 The Rival |
Episode 2 The Lady |
Episode 3 The Sucker |
Episode 4 The Vegging |
Episode 5 The One |
Episode 6 The Father |
Episode 7 The Cringe |
Episode 8 The Cage |
Episode 9 The Neighbor |
Episode 10 The Anybody |
Episode 11 The Faith |
Episode 12 The Candidate |
Episode 13 The Pact |
Episode 14 The Shippening |
Episode 15 The Brain |
Episode 16 The Parents |
Episode 17 The Founder |
Episode 18 The Schooling |
Episode 19 The Intelligence |
Episode 20 The Potion |
Episode 21 The Spinoffs |
Episode 22 The Transformation |
Episode 23 The Understanding |
Episode 24 The Ad |
Episode 25 The Ghouls |
Episode 26 The Stink |
Episode 27 The Awareness |
Episode 28 The Slip |
Episode 29 The Drama |
Episode 30 The Buddy |
Episode 31 The Possession |
Episode 32 The Master |
Episode 33 The Silence |
Episode 34 The Future |
Episode 35 The Wish |
Episode 36 The Factory |
Episode 37 The Agent |
Episode 38 The Web |
Episode 39 The Mess |
Episode 40 The Heart |
Episode 41 The Revolt |
Episode 42 The Decisions |
Episode 43 The BFFS |
Episode 44 The Inquisition |