The Ape/Transcript

The Last Trophy

[Rocky is seen polishing some trophies of Miss Simian, when her reflection is seen in the glass. Rocky yelps and drops the trophy]

Lucy Simian: [Dives toward the trophy] Careful, numbskull! These trophies are symbols of my excellence as a teacher. It took me 754 years to collect them all.

[Rocky mumbles]

Lucy Simian: What was that?!

Rocky: Hello! "Favorite teacher award"? It's like the best one and stuff, but you'll never win it.

Lucy Simian: Why not?

Rocky: Because you need a letter of recommendation from a student who, uh... actually likes you.

Lucy Simian: That sounds easy enough.

Rocky: [Laughs] Seriously, though, no one likes you, Miss Simian. Not even me! And I like everybody.

[Rocky runs away]

Lucy Simian: Nobody likes me? Hmm...

In Class

[Miss Simian continues to think even in class as Gumball and Darwin watch her]

Gumball: Dude, I think something's wrong with Miss Simian.

Darwin: What makes you say that?

Gumball: She hasn't told anyone off all day.

[Gumball faces behind. The camera changes views, showing all members of the class causing a massive chaos]

Darwin: That is weird.

[The school bell rings]

Gumball: Hey, guys! Wait up!

Lucy Simian: Gumball?

Gumball: [Nervous] Yeah...?

Lucy Simian: You and I are friends, right?

Gumball: [Faces to Miss Simian] Are we?

Lucy Simian: Well, what with all the detentions and everything, I guess we spend a lot of time together.

Gumball: Uhh... I guess so. Anyway, gotta go.

Lucy Simian: Just one more thing. Would you mind if I hang out with you just for a little while?

Gumball: Uh... yeah. Yeah, I would. [Walks out of the class]

Break Time

[Scene changes to Gumball and Darwin in the school yard]

Gumball: Basically, she asked to be my friend. Well, I told her "no," obviously. [Camera pans to Miss Simian] But she's just following me around.

[Scene location changes to the cafeteria, where Gumball, Darwin and Miss Simian having lunch together]

Gumball: And the strangest thing is, she's completely unresponsive. Watch. [Launches a pea using a spoon into Miss Simian's face, gaining no response from her] See? Nothing!

Darwin: Hmm. Try something hot.

Return to Home

[Gumball and Darwin are on the way to their home, with Miss Simian following them]

Gumball: [To Darwin, nervously] Is she still there? [Faces behind, camera view changes to Miss Simian]

Darwin: Yep.

[Darwin starts walking with Gumball for a few steps before turning to Miss Simian again]

Darwin: Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!!

[Brief silence]

Darwin: Huh?

Gumball: [Grabs a stick and throws it toward Miss Simian] Fetch!

[Miss Simian acts depressed and does nothing, then they give up]

Gumball: [Sighs] I hope things get better tomorrow. [Continues walking with Darwin]

Unexpected Guest

[Scene changes in front of the Wattersons' house, from which slurping can be heard. Scene changes inside, with the Wattersons watching Miss Simian drinking milk from a bowl of cereal]

Nicole: What is she doing in my house?

Lucy Simian: [Stops] I'm sorry. I just that maybe we could share a nice breakfast together, but since you all hate me, [Stands up] I'll just go. [Approaches the door] I'm walking.

Darwin: [Sadly] It's so sad.

Lucy Simian: This is me... on my way. I'm at the door... [Grabs the door knob]

Anais: [Sadly] This is kind of harsh.

Lucy Simian: I'm turning the door knob. [Turns the knob] I'm opening the door. [Opens the door]

Richard: [Starts crying] I don't know why, but I'm crying!

Lucy Simian: Boy, it sure looks lonely out there. [Shuts the door]

Gumball: [Cries] Mom, why do you hate Miss Simian so much?

Nicole: [Annoyed] I don't want to talk about it.

Darwin: [Crying] Please, let her stay!

Nicole: [Sighs] Okay. She can stay, but—

[Miss Simian interrupts Nicole from the window]

Lucy Simian: Oh, thank you! You're such a kind and friendly family! [Camera zooms] You know, [Heads down] I never had friends before. I don't even know what friends do.

Gumball: Don't worry. We'll show you.

Therapy Session

[Gumball, Darwin and Miss Simian are outside of the house]

Gumball: Now, a very important part of friendship is sharing. Imagine you both have ice creams.

Darwin and Lucy Simian: Oh. [Pretend they are holding ice cream]

[Darwin moves his tongue as if licking ice cream]

Gumball: But what's this? Darwin has dropped his ice cream.

[Gumball waits for Darwin to mimic the ice cream dropping, but Darwin doesn't stop licking]

Gumball: I said, "Darwin has dropped his ice cream."

[He wings his hands over Darwin's hand as he knocks over Darwin's ice cream]

Gumball: Splat!

Darwin: [Stops briefly, then looks down] You got it on my shoes.

Lucy Simian: Uh, do you want to share mine? [Moves her hands as she breaks her ice cream in half]

Gumball: [Gasps] Very good!

Lucy Simian: Ice cream, Darwin? [Hands her hand as she gives an ice cream to Darwin]

Darwin: Aw, thanks! [Starts moving his tongue as he licks the ice cream again]

Lucy Simian: But, Gumball, you don't have an ice cream. Want to share mine?

Gumball: Sure!

[Miss Simian starts licking, then Gumball also starts licking, literally, but then stops licking]

Gumball: Oh... [Starts licking again]

[Camera zooms to Gumball's tongue trying to avoid touching Miss Simian's tongue, then he gives up]

Gumball: Dude, [Whispering to Darwin] this is so gross!

Darwin: Why don't you pretend you have your own ice cream?

Gumball: [Sighs and facepalms] Ugh! Why didn't I think of that?

Hi-Face

[Scene changes to the bench area in a Stadium]

Gumball: Friends also high-five, like this.

Gumball and Darwin: [Toss] High-five!

Gumball: Okay, now—

[Miss Simian pushes her hand into Gumball's face]

Gumball: No, I mean slap my—

[Miss Simian repeats the same thing]

Gumball: Let's move on to the next lesson.

Dodge or Dare

[Scene changes to the Wattersons' backyard]

Gumball: How about we all play game, like friends do? Here's one we made up. It's called...

Gumball and Darwin: Dodge or Dare!

Gumball: Roll the dice.

[Miss Simian rolls the dice]

Gumball: Take a card.

[Miss Simian takes a card]

Gumball and Darwin: What'd you get?

Lucy Simian: "Put a gooey hair ball in Miss Simian's lunch."

Gumball: [Gasps] L-Let me take that.

[Gumball takes the card that Miss Simian had and hands her a deck of cards, which Miss Simian takes one of them]

Gumball: Pick another.

Lucy Simian: "When Miss Simian's back is turned—"

Gumball: [Chuckles] A-Actually, let me pick one for you. [Starts searching for cards] Uh, cover Simian in slug juice, drop water balloons on Simian, Miss Simian, Miss Simian, Miss Simian— [Throws the cards away and giggles] Heh heh. Forget the cards. Here's a dare: make the most annoying noise possible.

Lucy Simian: [Brief pause, then attempts to scream] Eeeh...

Gumball: O... kay. That was... good, but we know that you can do better.

Darwin: Like when you're mad at us.

Lucy Simian: Oh, you mean this little thing? GUUUUUUUUUMBAAAAAAALL!!!

[Miss Simian's scream is so loud that it produces ultrasonic residue and makes both Gumball's and Darwin's skin slides back and shows their insides of their mouth]

Gumball and Darwin: That... was... awesome!

Gumball: High-five!

[As before, Miss Simian pushes her hands into Gumball and Darwin's faces]

Gumball: That still needs a little work.

[View changes to backyard window, with Nicole watching Gumball, Darwin and Miss Simian while doing her dishwashing]

Nicole: I've got my eye on you, Simian.

Family Fun

[Scene changes to the living room of the Wattersons' house where Richard is laughing on the couch]

Richard: Ha-ha-ha-ha. Do it again! Do it again!

[Camera zooms out showing Miss Simian blowing into Richard's stomach again, while Nicole watches the family laughing. Richard falls off the couch, laughing and revealing Darwin standing behind him]

Lucy Simian: [Hugging Gumball, Darwin and Anais] I'm so pleased to finally have such great friends!

Gumball, Darwin, Richard, and Anais: Ahhh! We love you, Miss Simian.

[Camera zooms to Nicole]

Nicole: Sorry, kids. Miss Simian, c-can I have a word with you [Angrily] in private, please?

[View changes to the dining room]

Lucy Simian: [Sits on a dining chair] Yes, Nicole, how can I help you?

Nicole: Listen, Simian, you might have the rest of them fooled, but I don't trust you for a second. [Lunges forward] I remember you from school. I remember the horrible name you used to call me everyday. 

[Camera zooms towards Nicole and Miss Simian] 

Nicole: Do you remember that?

Lucy Simian: [Regretful] Yes, I do. And I'm sorry.

[Camera zooms to Nicole]

Nicole: [Surprised] What?

[Then to Miss Simian]

Lucy Simian: I was that horrid person for so long, and look where it got me. No friends, no family, [Covers her face] just bitterness and wrinkles.

[Camera zooms to Nicole who is still surprised and back to Miss Simian again]

Lucy Simian: [Hugging herself] But even an old ape can change. [Points to Nicole] Will you give me that chance?

Nicole: [Thinks for a second] Oh, I don't know. It's all happening so fast.

[Miss Simian rushes forward and hugs Nicole from behind]

Lucy Simian: Ple-e-e-e-e-ase?

Nicole: [Shudders] Okay, I'll-I'll give it another shot.

The Letter

[Scene changes to Front of Wattersons' house, then into the living room]

Gumball: What do we do now, best friends?

Lucy Simian: Uh, let's see. I know! Best friends write letters to each other about how great they are. [Gives a notepad to Gumball]

Gumball: Wow! What a... friendly idea. [Takes the notepad] What shall we write?

Lucy Simian: Um...ooh... How about "We, the aforementioned, unanimously agree that Miss Simian is worthy of this year's Favorite Teacher Award."

Gumball: "Favorite Teacher Award." Okay! Done it!

[Miss Simian quickly takes the notepad from Gumball, and laughs maniacally]

Lucy Simian: It's mine! [Holds the notepad into her chest]

[Miss Simian dances away in glee as hip-hop music plays]

Lucy Simian: Ah-a! Ha-mmm! Ah-mmm! Ah-a! Ah-a! Uh-hmm! Uh-mmm!

[Scene changes to the window]

Darwin: Look how happy she is.

Gumball: That's the power of friendship.

Horrible Memories

[Scene changes to Elmore Junior High]

Gumball: Wow! You baked that cake for Miss Simian?

Nicole: Yeah. I think she deserves a second chance. [Walking towards Rocky] Is Miss Simian around?

Rocky: Nah, dude. She just drove off. You should've seen her, all dancing and laughing, saying she finally got some losers to write her a "Favorite Teacher" nomination.

[The scene goes slow-motion, Nicole gasps and drops the cake, which shatters upon hitting the floor]

Nicole: [Anxiously] What was the word she used?

Rocky: [Slow-motion] "Losers."

[Nicole's eyes grow wide and the scene changes to a flashback of her as a baby, falling after a few steps, and her eyes well up with tears]

Nicole: Unh!

Lucy Simian: Heh! Nice first steps, loser!

[Nicole, as a kid, falls from a bike that was hitting a rock]

Nicole: Unh!

Lucy Simian: [Laughs] Nice cycling, loser!

[Nicole, as a student, sits at her desk as Simian looks at a poem she wrote]

Lucy Simian: Nice "poem," loser!

[At the school reunion dance, Nicole has permed hair]

Lucy Simian: Nice hair, loser.

[At Nicole's wedding with Richard, Miss Simian passes by with her car]

Lucy Simian: Nice husband, loser! [Laughs maniacally]

[End of flashback. Scene returns to the school]

Nicole: [Angrily] Everyone, get back in the car.

Richard: [Eating Nicole's cake off the floor] Now?

The Chase

[Scene changes to Miss Simian driving in her car down the expressway]

Lucy Simian: [Laughing] Soon the trophy will be mine!

[Nicole bumps into the rear-end of Miss Simian's car with her own car]

Nicole: We'll see about that, you two-faced baboon!

Lucy Simian: There's nothing you can do about it, loser!

Gumball: Mom! What are you doing?!

Nicole: Something I should have done a long time ago. [Presses down on gas pedal]

[Nicole and Miss Simian's cars bump a few times. Gumball, Anais, and Darwin sway as the car shakes]

Nicole: Kids, throw stuff at her!

Gumball: But isn't that dangerous?

Nicole: Not as dangerous as disobeying your mother!

[Gumball, Darwin and Anais grab soda cans]

Gumball: Sorry! Eh! [Throws the soda cans outside the window]

[Miss Simian begins to swerve]

Lucy Simian: Ah! Oh! Aaah!

Anais: [Reaches for candy in the car seat] Open your mouth.

[Anais loads the candy into Darwin's mouth, and he fires it at Miss Simian like a machine gun. The candy cracks Miss Simian's windshield]

Lucy Simian: Aah! Ohh!

Gumball: I hope you like pepperoni! [Drops a pizza box on her windshield]

Lucy Simian: Aaaaaah!

[Miss Simian's car into the rails and drives tilted for a little while. She notices the recommendation letter about to fly out and grabs it]

Lucy Simian: That was close!

[Miss Simian's car tilts back to normal,but she rides off a ramp made of dirt]

Lucy Simian: [Midair] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

Gumball: Cool!

Lucy Simian: Not coo-o-o-o-l!

[Miss Simian's car lands right side up]

Darwin: I thought you were our friend, Miss Simian.

Lucy Simian: Ha! Who needs friends when you have this letter? [Notices the letter isn't in her hand] Aah! Huh?

[The letter is stuck on Miss Simian's car antenna]

Nicole: There it is, Richard! Get it!

Richard: Do what?!

Nicole: I'll get closer, and you'll lean in and grab it.

Richard: Seriously?

[Nicole gives him a serious look, and Richard rolls down the window]

Richard: [Reaches out the window] Little bit closer, honey! Ooh! Almost... there! Aah!

Gumball, Darwin, and Anais: Dad!

[Richard holding on to both cars]

Richard: Oooh-whoo! Whoo-oooh!

Nicole: Hold on! [Drives closer to Miss Simian]

Richard: Waaah-ha!

[Richard's head falls through Miss Simian's car window]

Richard: Hi.

Lucy Simian: Bye! [Repeatedly slaps Richard in the face with her palm]

Richard: Ow!

[The cars break through the rail as a truck approaches them]

All: Aaaaaaaah!

[The two cars separate when the truck goes by. The cars then come closer and Richard is standing on both cars]

Richard: [Grabs letter] Got it! Ha ha! Aaaaaah!

[Richard drops letter, which gets wrapped around the antenna again, when he sees rail]

[The cars separate and Richard is left running on a car ramp until he goes flying into the air]

Richard: Whoooooa! [Explodes somewhere off the road in the woods]

Nicole: [Bumping into Miss Simian as she says each word] Never... trick... my... family... again!

Anais: Mom, watch out! [Nicole swerves]

Gumball, Darwin, and Anais: [Spinning] Wooooaaah!

Lucy Simian: [Laughs] Aaah! [Smashes through a warning sign]

[Nicole's car stops]

Nicole: [Panting heavily] And that, kids, is why you wear seatbelts.

Gumball: Where's Miss Simian?

Lucy Simian: Uh... huh... ah... ah-hey!

[Scene changes to Miss Simian trying to reach the letter on her windshield, and her car tipping over the ledge]

Gumball: Miss Simian, no!

[Miss Simian looks towards Gumball]

Gumball: You could still be friends with us if you like.

[Miss Simian glances at the letter, then glances at Gumball, Darwin, and Anais]

Lucy Simian: Nah! [Grabs the letter, and the car falls of the ledge] Aaaaaaaaaah!

[Gumball, Darwin, Anais, and Nicole look over the ledge as a crash and explosion are heard]

Gumball: Ohhh.

Richard: What did I miss?

Gumball, Darwin, and Anais: Dad!

Nicole: Oh, just Simian taking a little tumble.

Richard: Maybe that'll teach her for "monkeying around."

All: [Laugh]

Nicole: We shouldn't laugh. She may be seriously hurt.

Richard: Well, you shouldn't have "gibbon" her a second chance.

All: [Laugh]

Nicole: No, really. That's enough.

Richard: Well, she shouldn't have "orangu-tangled" with us.

All: [Laugh]

Nicole: I said that's enough.

So Worth it

[Scene changes to Miss Simian (bandaged and in a wheelchair) putting a trophy on her shelf in school]

Lucy Simian: That was so worth it.

[Episode ends]

v • e Transcript

Episode 1 The DVD	Episode 2 The Responsible	Episode 3 The Third	Episode 4 The Debt
Episode 5 The End	Episode 6 The Dress	Episode 7 The Quest	Episode 8 The Spoon
Episode 9 The Pressure	Episode 10 The Painting	Episode 11 The Laziest	Episode 12 The Ghost
Episode 13 The Mystery	Episode 14 The Prank	Episode 15 The Gi	Episode 16 The Kiss
Episode 17 The Party	Episode 18 The Refund	Episode 19 The Robot	Episode 20 The Picnic
Episode 21 The Goons	Episode 22 The Secret	Episode 23 The Sock	Episode 24 The Genius
Episode 25 The Poltergeist	Episode 26 The Mustache	Episode 27 The Date	Episode 28 The Club
Episode 29 The Wand	Episode 30 The Ape	Episode 31 The Car	Episode 32 The Curse
Episode 33 The Microwave	Episode 34 The Meddler	Episode 35 The Helmet	Episode 36 The Fight

Episode 1 The Remote	Episode 2 The Colossus	Episode 3 The Knights	Episode 4 The Fridge
Episode 5 The Flower	Episode 6 The Banana	Episode 7 The Phone	Episode 8 The Job
Episode 9 Halloween	Episode 10 The Treasure	Episode 11 The Apology	Episode 12 The Words
Episode 13 The Skull	Episode 14 The Bet	Episode 15 Christmas	Episode 16 The Watch
Episode 17 The Bumpkin	Episode 18 The Flakers	Episode 19 The Authority	Episode 20 The Virus
Episode 21 The Pony	Episode 22 The Hero	Episode 23 The Dream	Episode 24 The Sidekick
Episode 25 The Photo	Episode 26 The Tag	Episode 27 The Storm	Episode 28 The Lesson
Episode 29 The Game	Episode 30 The Limit	Episode 31 The Voice	Episode 32 The Promise
Episode 33 The Castle	Episode 34 The Boombox	Episode 35 The Tape	Episode 36 The Sweaters
Episode 37 The Internet	Episode 38 The Plan	Episode 39 The World	Episode 40 The Finale

Episode 1 The Kids	Episode 2 The Fan	Episode 3 The Coach	Episode 4 The Joy
Episode 5 The Puppy	Episode 6 The Recipe	Episode 7 The Name	Episode 8 The Extras
Episode 9 The Gripes	Episode 10 The Vacation	Episode 11 The Fraud	Episode 12 The Void
Episode 13 The Boss	Episode 14 The Move	Episode 15 The Law	Episode 16 The Allergy
Episode 17 The Mothers	Episode 18 The Password	Episode 19 The Procrastinators	Episode 20 The Shell
Episode 21 The Burden	Episode 22 The Bros	Episode 23 The Mirror	Episode 24 The Man
Episode 25 The Pizza	Episode 26 The Lie	Episode 27 The Butterfly	Episode 28 The Question
Episode 29 The Saint	Episode 30 The Friend	Episode 31 The Oracle	Episode 32 The Safety
Episode 33 The Society	Episode 34 The Spoiler	Episode 35 The Countdown	Episode 36 The Nobody
Episode 37 The Downer	Episode 38 The Egg	Episode 39 The Triangle	Episode 40 The Money

Episode 1 The Return	Episode 2 The Nemesis	Episode 3 The Crew	Episode 4 The Others
Episode 5 The Signature	Episode 6 The Check	Episode 7 The Pest	Episode 8 The Sale
Episode 9 The Gift	Episode 10 The Parking	Episode 11 The Routine	Episode 12 The Upgrade
Episode 13 The Comic	Episode 14 The Romantic	Episode 15 The Uploads	Episode 16 The Apprentice
Episode 17 The Hug	Episode 18 The Wicked	Episode 19 The Traitor	Episode 20 The Origins
Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two	Episode 22 The Girlfriend	Episode 23 The Advice	Episode 24 The Signal
Episode 25 The Parasite	Episode 26 The Love	Episode 27 The Awkwardness	Episode 28 The Nest
Episode 29 The Points	Episode 30 The Bus	Episode 31 The Night	Episode 32 The Misunderstandings
Episode 33 The Roots	Episode 34 The Blame	Episode 35 The Slap	Episode 36 The Detective
Episode 37 The Fury	Episode 38 The Compilation	Episode 39 The Scam	Episode 40 The Disaster

Episode 1 The Rerun	Episode 2 The Stories	Episode 3 The Guy	Episode 4 The Boredom
Episode 5 The Vision	Episode 6 The Choices	Episode 7 The Code	Episode 8 The Test
Episode 9 The Slide	Episode 10 The Loophole	Episode 11 The Fuss	Episode 12 The Copycats
Episode 13 The Potato	Episode 14 The Outside	Episode 15 The Vase	Episode 16 The Matchmaker
Episode 17 The Box	Episode 18 The Console	Episode 19 The Ollie	Episode 20 The Catfish
Episode 21 The Cycle	Episode 22 The Stars	Episode 23 The Grades	Episode 24 The Diet
Episode 25 The Ex	Episode 26 The Sorcerer	Episode 27 The Menu	Episode 28 The Uncle
Episode 29 The Weirdo	Episode 30 The Heist	Episode 31 The Singing	Episode 32 The Best
Episode 33 The Worst	Episode 34 The Deal	Episode 35 The Petals	Episode 36 The Nuisance
Episode 37 The Line	Episode 38 The List	Episode 39 The News	Episode 40 The Puppets

Episode 1 The Rival	Episode 2 The Lady	Episode 3 The Sucker	Episode 4 The Vegging
Episode 5 The One	Episode 6 The Father	Episode 7 The Cringe	Episode 8 The Cage
Episode 9 The Neighbor	Episode 10 The Anybody	Episode 11 The Faith	Episode 12 The Candidate
Episode 13 The Pact	Episode 14 The Shippening	Episode 15 The Brain	Episode 16 The Parents
Episode 17 The Founder	Episode 18 The Schooling	Episode 19 The Intelligence	Episode 20 The Potion
Episode 21 The Spinoffs	Episode 22 The Transformation	Episode 23 The Understanding	Episode 24 The Ad
Episode 25 The Ghouls	Episode 26 The Stink	Episode 27 The Awareness	Episode 28 The Slip
Episode 29 The Drama	Episode 30 The Buddy	Episode 31 The Possession	Episode 32 The Master
Episode 33 The Silence	Episode 34 The Future	Episode 35 The Wish	Episode 36 The Factory
Episode 37 The Agent	Episode 38 The Web	Episode 39 The Mess	Episode 40 The Heart
Episode 41 The Revolt	Episode 42 The Decisions	Episode 43 The BFFS	Episode 44 The Inquisition