"Stay Alive" is a song from "The Slap." It is sung by Gumball and Tobias.
Lyrics
Gumball: Companionship is needed,
Tobias: When you're in a rut.
Gumball: And when you have succeeded, you can slap each other's-
Tobias: Back!
Both: You gotta do what you can, you gotta make a new plan,
And then you will survive
You gotta work with your buddy when the situation's cruddy
And you might just stay alive
Tobias: This seemed a good idea,
Gumball: But I think I should've stopped ya.
The end is gettin' near, what we need's- [spoken] a helicopter!
- [A helicopter is flying near the building.]
Both: We gotta signal the guy, so he can see us from the sky,
And then we will survive
Tobias: [spoken] I got a spare leg!
Gumball: [spoken] Just throw it away.
Patrol officer: [spoken] "Need help?" No, I'm fine, thank you!
- [The helicopter flies away.]
Gumball: [spoken; angrily] What- what were you thinking?!
Tobias: [spoken; angrily; at the same time as Gumball] Aw, this is your fault!
Gumball: [spoken; angrily] Why would you put the question mark at the end?!
Both: So we're both gonna croak from the rain or sunstroke,
'Cause friendship's not enough
You can forget the bromance,
'Cause we stand a better chance with actual survival stuff!