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You've got to go on without me. I'm stuck for the next two turns. |
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—from "The Club" |
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I'll be honest with ya, I broke five ribs, but it was all worth it, just to see your faces! |
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—from "The Prank" |
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Come on, think outside the box! It's got everything we need—a toilet, a...toilet... |
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—from "The End" |
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I'll do it for you, my little girl! And I need that key to the executive washroom. |
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—from "The Painting" |
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"Apocala-tips", "Apoca-eclipse"—it's all the same, smarty-pants! |
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—from "The End" |
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Sorry, I've got a medical condition, called laziness. |
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—from "The Laziest" |
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It's only funny when it happens to someone else! How could you do this to your own father? |
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—from "The Prank" |
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Well, none of this would have happened if it wasn't for you! [points at a broken computer] |
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—from "The Responsible" |
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It's because of you I'm mortal! |
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—from "The Gi" |
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What?! So, you mean the president didn't really need my cape?! |
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—from "The Gi" |
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We grow up so fat! |
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—from "The Mustache" |
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O Madre Mia! |
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—from "The Remote" |
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Watch your language, young man! Cheese is not to be invoked in vain in this house! |
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—from in "The Refund" |
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Oh, yeah, I have no idea how that happened. It was wet when I put it in. |
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—from "The Prank" |
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I have invented the sausage pen! Everything it writes is delicious. |
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—from "The Fridge" |
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First he takes my sausages, and then what? Should I let him take my wife? A man's house is his castle, Nicole. And this is a castle, and I'm not letting him ruin it. There's a phantom in our bed, ...A giant earwig! And the next thing you know, he'll come for the kids—the kids! |
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—from "The Poltergeist |
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I'm gonna prank you! |
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—from "The Prank" |
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Of course we understand you when you're making no sense; we're your family! |
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—To Gumball, from "The Disaster" |
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Hey guys! Do you sometimes wonder what tree does cheese come from? |
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—from "The Allergy" |
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If you're going to do something wrong, do it right! |
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—from "The Nuisance" |
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Ha! Take that, science! |
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—from "The Nuisance" |
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I'm not a punisher! I'm a fun-isher! |
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—from "The Limit" |
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—from "The Choices" |
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—from "The Choices" |
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"Eat one hundred hot dogs in under a minute." That's not a Daar! That's Tuesday! |
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—from "The Game" |
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—from "The Gripes" |
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I can finally call myself retired instead of unemployed! |
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—from "The Box" |
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What? Five hundred dollars? What do they think I am, employed? |
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—from "The List" |
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Okay. So, sarcasm is when you say something you don’t mean, but with an eyebrow raised? |
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—from "The Gripes" |
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—from "The Lady" |
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Uh, what is the name of these people that you pay to make your skin cry until you're thin? |
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—from "The Lady" |
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My nipples are purple! [Whispers] Not really. That was sarcasm. |
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—from "The Gripes" |
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Well, they shouldn't say "All you can eat" if they don't mean it. |
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—from "The Mirror" |
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—from "The Stars" |
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Opening other people's mail is like staring at the sun. The more people tell you you shouldn't do it, [Yearning] the more you just gotta. |
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—from "The Box" |
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Prepare to jump into hyper-speed! |
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—from "The Return" |
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I am a good father! |
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—from "The Return" |
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Buttersmear, makes everything taste a little bit butter. |
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—from "The Compilation" |