"Pizza Rap" is a song sung by Richard in "The Job" while driving along his pizza delivery route. It is the third rap in the series, preceded by "The Honesty Rap," and "A Music Video."
Lyrics
Richard: Here I am, I got a J-O-B
Earnin' plenty o' dough for my family
Yeah, I'm Richard Watterson, employee
So have some R-E-S-P-C-K-T
I got a pizza in the box
I got a cola in the bottle
And I'll get it to ya faster
When I'm pullin' on the throttle!
Richard:
Mild or spicy, my flavors will exhilarate ya
You get them double-quickly when I'm twisting the accelerator!
Twisting the accelerator!
Twisting the accelerator!
Trivia
- In the song, Richard misspells the word "respect." It is either a reference to modern rapping, or because of his stupidity.