"My Lonely Backside And I" is a song from "The Slap." It is sung by Gumball.
Lyrics
Gumball: [Spoken] Maybe it's me. Maybe I'm just, not good enough.
[Singing] Is my butt not pert?
Is it not inviting?
And is that the reason,
For Tobias' slighting?
I only want a pat,
Just a tiny bump.
A casual little "Hey there!"
For my lonely rump.
I feel I have a duty
To defend my sad behind
It's not the finest booty
But it has feelings, so do I.
I don't wanna sound whiny,
But I feel bad for my hiney.
I just needed someone here
Who would gently touch my rear.
To be friendly, to be fair,
To respect my derrière.
[Spoken] I'll just give up and cry.
My lonely backside and I...